5 Minute Crafts is a Scam: Home Decor Edition
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
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** in this dysfunctional episode, we re-explore the magic that is the UA-cam channel 5 minute crafts........which is a scam yes. Today, as you can clearly read from the title, we are diving into the world of home decor for this edition of 5 minute fun. the video we are referencing is titled 36 diy home decor, which is a mega indication at how brutal this really was.
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You were like “I have a picnic to attend to” and your denim handle really said “ina pandemic!?!”
in a panoramic? during a pandemonium??
in a panorama?
Ina papa johns, ina placenta
you know its bad when a 5 minute craft picnic basket has more common sense than 3/4 of influencers in LA
@@bellabea200 Ina panama? During a practicum??
The only “influencer” I Stan after 2020
And the only one I still watch lol
That’s because Chris stays out of drama due to always being stoned & not interacting with the world 🤣
How about James A. Janice?
SAME!
U must have liked a lot of shitty influencers then 😅 bc all of my favorites are still lit
I LOST it at when he actually stood in the back and posed with the chip bag LMFAOO
Same lol
“Right. So....I’m not going to fucking do that.”
Words to live by
😂😂😂"Nevermind, the picnic has been cancelled. I have a funeral."😂😂😂
Omgggg 💀 💀 💀 🤣 🤣
"I'd rather put my toothbrush in my back pocket and sit on a public bus" - Kris Clemens
Obsessed with how at the end he’s like “I didn’t think hot glue was strong enough for this” and yet his instinct is to shake it violently asdfghjkl
Nobody:
Chris: home DAYCORE
I keep singing the “I also have a playlist. Stream it now” and Im really getting thrown off
omg girl same hahaha
same
Every time he changes the intro it screws with my brain
same omg
All that’s In my head is i also have an app, download it
chris’ personality > everything
“Walk in my size 12 fucking platform crocs that I hot glue gunned together and see it from my point of view” - Chris 2021
Why is Chris such a damn mood in the most unrelatable way 😂😂😂
Mentally, spiritually and emotionally we're stumbling around in platform crocs 😌✨
Donated. I went to an alternative high school in Iowa and if I hadn’t had that opportunity I would never have gotten my high school diploma. I went on to get a bachelors in Neuroscience. All things that my alternative high school made possible. This cause is fantastic, thank you so much for choosing it.
Amazing story thank u for sharing! Everyone is worth a second chance
@@alyssahamlett I had a lot of trauma in my preteens so having an alternative that was flexible and allowed me to work through that was paramount to me becoming a functional adult in any capacity.
I am very wary of any organizations or charities that purport to help neurodivergent people because of bad experiences with ones that do more harm than good (a la "Autism Speaks").
But knowing that the person recommending the school is a neurodivergent student who went there is reassuring.
I’m so early the bratz challenge person hasn’t even commented
SCREAMING
@@chrisklemens but now we have your attention... ??
@@chrisklemens PLEASE THO????!!!!!
@@chrisklemens pls do it for alexandria
CHRISSYYY :( bratz gal was so dedicated
It’s called 5 minute crafts because they spend exactly 5 minutes and not a second more to think about each craft and gather the material. The hot glue gun comes in clutch.
No it’s because whatever you make only last 5 minutes
it’s also called 5 min crafts because that is how long the crafts will last
i am screaming at the part when only the handle stays in his hand LMAOOOOO
I could feel it deep in my bones that Chris was 100% going to break the stupid fucking picnic thing he made
TWO DIY VIDEOS IN A ROW? WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
I don't think he realizes how much of a flex those Clorox wipes were
Hahahahahahhahahahaha
the real ones know his microphone vids on the street..
ugh I cant wait to be vaccinated and be back out there
“I’m too tired and depressed for this shit” - Chris 2021
If only I could go back and change my senior quote 😂
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit."
Same, Chris, same.
The only UA-camr left without a controversy and he dedicates his videos to small organisations? Why is everyone not subscribed already? 💖
Ik!! I really love Chris 😭❤️
Chris gives me “cool older brother who I’m lowkey scared of but also admire immensely” vibes
Chris “Please don’t turn this into a plant..pauses * turns the doll head into a plant * 👁👄👁 Right. SO I’m not gonna fucking do that.” This had me screaming!!! 😂😂
Life hacks
5 mins of me whispering “what the fuck.. what WAS the REASON”
Why is no one talking about the Khloe Kardashian treatment 😭💀
i lost my noodles when he said “i’d rather take my toothbrush, stick it in my back pocket, and THEN sit on a public bus” lalskskdjfkg
I LOST MY NOODLES HAHAHAGA
2019: Chris strutting to his picnic in platform crocs and his picnic caddy
2020: simultaneously breaks ankle and spills silverware losing the only will to live he had left
... it's 2021
Chris y’all just love to see me suffer
Me: 🔥👄🔥
Last time I was this early Chris...I got nothing
well check my story then
@@chrisklemens IM DECEASED TYSM ILY
“oh please don’t turn this into like a statue plant” *shows statue plant* AHSHDJSKDNV
"I've retired as a sleuth." I'M WHEEZING
I love how everytime Chris does a 5 minute crafts video he always ends up having at least 3 existential life crisises
14:31 Lmao “I feel like I’m ending with a lot more energy than I should be but OMG Guys I have a picnic to attend to! 💥 OMG... Never mind... the picnics been canceled. I have a funeral. What the... FUCK?!” Who knew a picnic basket could perfectly encompass the entire vibe of 2020?!
"i've got a pocket full of sunshine and a blender full of cardboard" is my new bio
Every time Chris has to actually do the craft he just acts like this isn't his video and he didn't choose to do this 😂
Update: I'm worried about Chris's mental health.
Same
i guess it’s blunt time
The optimism in the end of the video before the handle broke is literally what I was feeling like for the new year aka 2021. Clearly not how it's going...😂
"I'm not gonna judge" Chris, Scorpio to Scorpio here....it's just not in the cards for us
Chris you gave me a whole heart attack with that knife
i’m only 5 minutes in and the first “craft” already has me gagging
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit" is basically how the past 10 months has felt
life hack: how to break your blender in a mere 5 minutes
Chris you’re the only “UA-camr” who continue to make me laugh out loud.
Thank you for putting youtuber in quotes. That’s the kindest thing I’ve had someone do for me in years
@@chrisklemens HAHAHAHHh
@@chrisklemens comedian !!!!
the slow clank of the can at the end was Chris' last hope leaving his body hahahaha
as Jenna once said, “it’s idea porn”
“omg sara beth im here for the picnic” 😂😂😂😂
Chris: *Tries to cut through a water bottle *
Also Chris: *cuts through the bottle *
Also Chris: "OH NO! I cut through the water bottle"
Me: doing homework that's LATE
- Chris uploads-
Me: WELP GUESS THE HOMEWORKS ALREADY LATE WHATS ANOTHER DAY GONNA DO ?
Me rn
being in lockdown and finding you honestly is a literal god sent
SaraBeth will never get to have her picnic with Chris now :'(
Yeah I’m sad about it
Chris: "I'm not here to expose 5 min crafts"
Title: 5 min crafts is a scam
It’s the frustration that cracks me up with these videos. Everyone knows 5 minute crafts is bs but you seem to be surprised each time one doesn’t work out! 🤣❤️
Everything your intro says "come watch me stream"
I hear
"come watch me scream" and I always relate so hard, but then I remember what you really say.
If this pandemic/quarantine goes much longer I feel like livestream screaming sessions will be the hot new trend. LIVESCREAM WITH ME
"I'm gunna go take a hit". Gawd I love you!!!!♡
“I’m not here to expose 5 minute crafts” quickly looks to video title
Okay, when the picnic thing broke I died laughing, omfg
haven't even watched yet and i'm already scared of what i'm getting myself into
Omg the moment you dropped the cutlery i bursted out laughing, and you literally made my day.
Been feeling real low lately and it’s ppl like you that make me feel okay that I’m not the only one feeling this way.
OMG WHEN IT BROKE. I’m PEEING MY SELF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need a shirt with "I'm too tired and depressed for this" on it
i am absolutely floored by the strength of that hot glue. stronger than Chris’ mental state for sure
I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at the end 😭😭😭😭 omfggg
Thank you so much for sharing about the Karafin school. I live about twenty minutes from Mount Kisco and I have never heard of it. Thank you for shedding light and getting the word out about things that are so important!!!
“It’s just dusty”- this just explains my life
I feel like we need more places like Karafin School. They honestly sound amazing and I genuinely hope they reach their goal. A cause definitely worth donating to 🙏🏼💛
YT introduced you to me a few weeks ago. I'm smitten and have since watched every single video. Thank you for all your hard work. You deserve every kindness.
I’m literally crying from laughter when you dropped the picnic thing, and rewatched it multiple times, LOL. I needed that laugh. Love you, Chris!
You’ve been such a main sense of normalcy for me during all this bullshit. Thanks, Chris.
Chris: “you think your life is hard? i wear size 12 crocs. PLATFORM CROCS. THAT I GLUED TOGETHER MYSELF.”
I really needed this today. Thank you for being you ❤️
I’ve never experienced an actual laughing outburst that I couldn’t stop , I love this guy so much . I hope I can meet you one day you have such an amazing soul 💕
I actually audibly laughed at the end. So this is life now.
I feel like Chris is slowly morphing into Jenna Marbles and I'm living for it.
For some reason this is my favorite video on the internet and I rewatch it way to often, the part when the handle flys off I LOSE IT EVERY TIME
it was the “yeah walk in my size 12 platform crocs” for me
The idea that someone would have a whole kitchen of ONLY five minute crafts... like open their cabinet and instead of proper utensils you see a fucking can with holes in it.
who else misses " I also have a playlist STREAM IT NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
what i really miss is "buy my hats (echo:buy my hats)" and then on the screen it just said "no hats lol"
@@justjules24 YESSS LOL
This is the most perfect video I’ve ever watched not just bc of u finally doing a 5 minutes crafts video but the high school thing is something that like I’m actually considering being a kid with a laundry list of mental illnesses and struggling through high school
wow i was just rewatching your 5-minute crafts videos yesterday and here you made another one
I need to sleep. it's 2:17 am⚰️
Same
The energy is UMATCHED, WE LOVE TO SEE CHAOTIC ENERGY BB
Loved it. Cheered me up so much. When Anna Wintour was mentioned I laughed out loud. Thanks Chris. From full lockdown in UK
I've been watching you on Facebook, and now started in UA-cam. This is the first time I have genuinely laughed and I don't remember how long. Thanks Chris
There is no such thing as “extra money” unless you’re a Kardashian
Chris, the water bottle hack was for when you’re travelling, not for home decor😅😅
But hotels provide washcloths so I still do not understand why this is better than a simple toiletry bag that fits your toothbrush, toothpaste, PLUS all your other toiletries. And after you use the washcloth you have to wrap your toothbrush in a dirty wet washcloth.
@@lestranged maybe for camping? Who knows, it’s 5 minute crafts😂
THANK YOU THANK YOU! You’re videos have been a great escape for me, truly. This one came at the PERFECT time, rough few days won’t extreme depression and this is the first time I even smiled let alone laughed, so thank you ❤️
Your videos have brought SO much joy during the last couple of months. (Literally fell in love with your humour from the Among Us streams Julien posts... how did I not find you sooner?!) Thanks for being yourself- authentic, sarcastic, and entertaining. Love from Canada 💖🇨🇦
“more like 5 minutes of CRACK” yeah
never been this early to anything in my entire life
Oh no, almost ended on such a high note - I was so happy for you, I was literally beaming
With the week I've had this is exactly what I needed as always. Thank youu
i was literally dieing at the end i almost peed.
How does 5 minute crafts even still exist at this point
I love that we learned & know it’s a scam, but here we are we back baby🥲😂❣️🤹🏻
I've been waiting for these, my absolute favorites. And, it is that I love having someone else try these stupid crafts so I don't waste my time.
You just kinda seem like a good human, rare
chris, ur the only thing giving me serotonin so far this year. appreciate it lol
the sound of the cans rolling around on the ground after they fell is sending me
The handle ripping of at the end I just can't