@@PerfectAlibi1 makes sense that the Germans invented the word for laughing at people crying. Seems like that’s the only domain where Germans excel with their sense of humor.
Went skydiving once. I couldn't breathe during freefall, so I instinctively opened my mouth wide to try to get air. Thankfully my instructor noticed and put his hand in front of my face before I swallowed a bird. Other than that, it was awesome. I absolutely loved the feeling of sitting in my harness with nothing but air underneath (and my pants, of course, which were dry) and the landscape spread out far below. If you've ever been to one of those places which has TV monitors under glass in the floor, that's maybe 30% of what it was like. Now I have kids, so the money to go again is in someone else's pocket. I think mostly the grocery store (my oldest is a teenager). Maybe someday I'll take them out skydiving, though.
I doubt it was the russian military. In the early years of WW2 however, there was a time when Red Army had to deliver paratroopers very close to the frontline, to assist their ground forces, and because the usual drill of jump would've made them an easy target for the enemy, pilots had to keep their planes really low and slow, while the paratroopers jumped into the snow.
Looking forward to seeing more from this guy! That was the best lazy eye joke I’ve ever heard. I get the feeling other comics haven’t been working hard enough on their eye material. It’s almost like they’re being...
You have to have confidence to pull off a look that's right out of a 1950s film. I'm impressed. He's funny.
John Tao yes. The sink or swim based on the quality of my material look.
Confidence? More like, a sense of fashion.
@@sashagala my exact thought
Yeah he taught me what love is. Love is seeing your wife in bed sleeping, then putting the pillow back down.
Nice
"Buckle this tight and hold my note."
In Russia, we laugh at you crying
This is a good one I have to admit.
In Germany they call that schadenfreude... XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 makes sense that the Germans invented the word for laughing at people crying. Seems like that’s the only domain where Germans excel with their sense of humor.
@@topxsoul
The Dutch call it "leedvermaak"...
@@coffeemom1229
Florida man found new species of spider (to him), spend a month figuring out what it was but gave up...
Went skydiving once. I couldn't breathe during freefall, so I instinctively opened my mouth wide to try to get air. Thankfully my instructor noticed and put his hand in front of my face before I swallowed a bird.
Other than that, it was awesome. I absolutely loved the feeling of sitting in my harness with nothing but air underneath (and my pants, of course, which were dry) and the landscape spread out far below. If you've ever been to one of those places which has TV monitors under glass in the floor, that's maybe 30% of what it was like.
Now I have kids, so the money to go again is in someone else's pocket. I think mostly the grocery store (my oldest is a teenager). Maybe someday I'll take them out skydiving, though.
My parents never worried about me crosding the street because i already looking both ways🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Burst out laughing a few times. Good job.
Dachdog Yes, I startled my little dog laying on my feet when I burst out laughing
In Russia we don’t laugh at comedian; comedian laugh at you.
Да 😂
😂😭
“Less like a harness and more like a Baby Bjorn” LOL! That was comedic perfection!
👎Burt kriecher did that joke first & better.
Great ....😍 you
Laughed all the way through this.
At 1 point the Russian military did actually experiment with dropping paratroopers into thick piles of snow without parachutes.
On my childhood we jumped from a metal construction about 2 floors hight into the pile of sand about 1m tall just for fun.
I doubt it was the russian military. In the early years of WW2 however, there was a time when Red Army had to deliver paratroopers very close to the frontline, to assist their ground forces, and because the usual drill of jump would've made them an easy target for the enemy, pilots had to keep their planes really low and slow, while the paratroopers jumped into the snow.
I'm learning what prison is like
In Russia we just take plaster outline
Joe Larson looks like Joe Rogan's haired little brother.
This guy lacks that annoyingly arrogance tho'--that's an insulting comparison.
I don't mean to common sense or basic understanding of the English language you, but "haired" isn't a verb.
@@jackmaehoph4822 I don't believe it is an adjective, either. That guy is all wrong.
@@jackmaehoph4822 It works when you add a color in front.
@@jl123ist I really don see wut purple hair has ta do with anything, but thx for that explanation.
good flow, will keep an eye out
The good eye I imagine...
The ambitious eye, I presume?
In both directions.
Ребята это все стереотипы о русских! Не могу долго смотреть это видео, пойду покормлю своего медведя, нам еще Америку завоевывать нужно!))))))))))))
Underrated comment 😂
Looking forward to seeing more from this guy! That was the best lazy eye joke I’ve ever heard. I get the feeling other comics haven’t been working hard enough on their eye material. It’s almost like they’re being...
Don't worry, they will have more eye jokes in 20/20.
@@comfortouch eye see what you did there :p
Perhaps they're just not focused.
Geez, the jokes in this thread are awfully cornea.
@@jasonhowell8 Well, that's just a matter of perspective.
I'm learning what prison's like haha
In Russia, we do not have comment sections.
Cow Farts Bear sorry-ish
Cow Farts Bear when you only live to be 58, no time for comment.
In Russia comments section you.
🤣
No section of comment in Mother Russia
HILARIOUS!!! Please do more stand up about Russians. This guy is an awesome comedian!!
in Russia, we start shaving age 8
..and that's only the women.
cdh79 😂😂what?
Always wanted to go skydiving, at least once.
Ender Corbin I hope you get the chance, and take it.
John Hurley maybe indoor skydiving?
John Hurley I feel for you, man. I guess the best you can do is TV and a fan.
Just once seems highly likely.
There won’t be a second time
Been a Dry Bar subscriber for over a year and he's probably the funniest I've seen. MORE PLEASE!
Funny guy, well done. And I like his style
This gentleman is pretty good!
More...more...MORE!!!!!
That was a good set. I had a good laugh
It's a bit.
Zachary Hicks Thank you, I learn something new every day.
Thumbs up.👍very good !! 😎
Winning the cold war with warm pee....
the accent is spot-on
Oh he is new to me, what a funny guy
Good watch
This guy is hilarious we need to see more
Good material! 🤣
Lazy lungs 😂
My sides hurt 😂😂😂
I am having notable Déjà Vu
Mr.Wellington Von Duke III Bert
"..both ways!"
PMSL
We NEED to HEAR His ENTIRE Set. . . PLEASE
Who's w/M.E.?
They USED to let you jump alone! 😁😁😁
spot on with community college... lol...
"Win the Cold War all over again with warm pee".
Just to be fair, I believe every foreigner would compare the country he's currently in with the country of his origin.
we russians are always portrayed negatively. we are not savages as many people think.
shoutouts to bboy lazy legs still
Robbie Williams is funny af!
Cute & funny❣
This guy is funny. Slight overtones of Rodney Dangerfield. Can't quite get the eyes as bulgy though. Thumbs up!
shots fired at community college's lol
Hahahaha he is good
I'm guessing this person squats to pee . lmao
I got it!! It was hiv!
Hilarious , , , more
😎👍🏻
Winning the cold war with warm pee! Haha! 😇😎
Moments he looks like Alec Baldwin
Mom can we have Joe Rogan
No we have Joe Rogan at home
Joe Rogan at home ^
Love the Russian jokes! 🇺🇸🧓
Lmao, baby Bjorn!
Ok. What other three letter decease is he referring to?
HIV?
We are not communists.
We are the Empire!!
so funny
In Russia🗿
😂😅
Take that commie thats for rocky😅😅😅 USA USA😅😅😅
I cant breath
Don't Go -Sky Diving- With A Russian.
*without
Skydiving is the dumbest thing you can do, who jumps out of a perfectly good plane?
Paratroopers?
Will you never skydive? That's sad.
I just went for the 2nd time with my kids. Great, great day.
Lazy legs
Strabismus?
I want to tandem inside my new car and land on the county attorneys office or a local DMV, doesn't matter what county to me. Call me!
Ha. As a Russian, gotta say, the ending ruined it for me.
Thumbs down for saying "wet your pants".
Second
What 3 letter disease is he refferancing?
HIV
ADD
He actually mentions both.
Actually first
First
Tim Kelley nah bro
*facepalm!* 😑
A 25-year old female is a "woman" not a "girl".
This is my biggest pet peeve
I don't like this set..he should really refine that storyline bc there can actually too many add ons