How Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Should Have Ended

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  • @chickenpanda4062
    @chickenpanda4062 5 років тому +8373

    _gets arrested_
    Alan: can I at least bring my assault rifle?
    Guard: yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine

    • @TheSaint281
      @TheSaint281 5 років тому +189

      Its not a assault rifle its a lmg (light machine gun)

    • @urmumgay1310
      @urmumgay1310 5 років тому +59

      it's Russia

    • @whyisyoulying1746
      @whyisyoulying1746 5 років тому +28

      It's in Russia what else do you expect?

    • @yorunoshugeki
      @yorunoshugeki 5 років тому +7

      Only Russia

    • @notjamz
      @notjamz 5 років тому +8

      M240 Light Machine Gun*

  • @ucanhphamviet7234
    @ucanhphamviet7234 5 років тому +3721

    “Assault rifles get special treatment.”
    In Soviet Russia: *”Yes.”*

  • @jennalynmendoza4805
    @jennalynmendoza4805 5 років тому +10732

    Other countries: *NO FIREARMS BEYOND THIS POINT.* Russia:No liquid containers.

    • @Fuzxguys
      @Fuzxguys 5 років тому +84

      Maybe if you work hard enough you’ll get breadcrumb

    • @agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818
      @agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818 5 років тому +54

      only question i never understood is was allen a CIA agent from the start if so why is foley giving orders to him

    • @saptarshibhowmick5220
      @saptarshibhowmick5220 5 років тому +40

      @@agentandrewmiltonpinkerton9818 he was taken in by shepherd.he was not CIA before that.

    • @nismo3871
      @nismo3871 5 років тому +6

      hey dont i know you from somewhere

    • @RealAnt86
      @RealAnt86 5 років тому +2

      Blyat

  • @patate-spor8672
    @patate-spor8672 3 роки тому +2425

    Activision: Releases a new Call of Duty game
    Russians: Here we go again

    • @honeybadger6378
      @honeybadger6378 3 роки тому +83

      "Activision love Russians"

    • @vova_ermak
      @vova_ermak 3 роки тому +31

      @@honeybadger6378 нас нельзя не любить. Путин запустят по вам ракету

    • @honeybadger6378
      @honeybadger6378 3 роки тому +20

      @@vova_ermak запустят? Множественное число?!
      Surely, u cant be serious.

    • @britishwatermelon680
      @britishwatermelon680 3 роки тому +4

      @@honeybadger6378 ya speaking Spanish, let me speak Spanish also, 197204719 80027374829, 0184729199273, 926482929273729, 6389382, 8299347, +-=982883*88283829

    • @weeb8742
      @weeb8742 3 роки тому +2

      @@britishwatermelon680 thats... true

  • @austinmata625
    @austinmata625 4 роки тому +4663

    *RELEASES MODERN WARFARE 2 REMASTERED
    UA-cam: Yes

  • @vladimirmakarov4636
    @vladimirmakarov4636 5 років тому +22590

    "Remember No Russian"

    • @davidmontes7014
      @davidmontes7014 5 років тому +687

      Yeah yeah yeah you must be kidding me

    • @Mahirgobrrrrr
      @Mahirgobrrrrr 5 років тому +266

      @@davidmontes7014 Da DAmn TRAIN!!!!!!!

    • @davidmontes7014
      @davidmontes7014 5 років тому +181

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    • @dashadow7865
      @dashadow7865 5 років тому +86

      ok

    • @Mahirgobrrrrr
      @Mahirgobrrrrr 5 років тому +80

      @@davidmontes7014 okkkkk...... That was...big?????

  • @redacted8694
    @redacted8694 5 років тому +2945

    You forgot one!
    When shephard kills roach and ghost, A message should come on saying “Friendly fire will not be tolerated!” And then has to start the entire mission over by coming out of his mama

  • @prptheawesome4911
    @prptheawesome4911 4 роки тому +275

    “Soap! SOAP!”
    “Yeah?”
    “I don’t know I just feel like I should be yelling your name.”

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 роки тому +15

      "RAMERIZ"

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +10

      "due to the efforts of private allen, general shepherd has been arrested.. but, i still feel empty... like i need to complete my- character- arc"
      "price?"
      "THAT'S ONE LESS LOOSE END, SOAP-"

    • @Sirbozo
      @Sirbozo 3 місяці тому

      LOL

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 5 років тому +2044

    And to this day Alan is still trying to escape from prison

    • @captfuzzy1618
      @captfuzzy1618 5 років тому +49

      They just keep pouring more concrete to extend his wall as he digs.

    • @Asli_Exist
      @Asli_Exist 4 роки тому +24

      Well.. The CIA gets him out the prison.

    • @rennykimora1455
      @rennykimora1455 4 роки тому +1

      russian more like brusion papa guesty

    • @ryanpereira5011
      @ryanpereira5011 4 роки тому +1

      No,no,no is alexi

    • @bhamber2641
      @bhamber2641 4 роки тому +1

      MrColdDrink Allen*

  • @joselvallenegron2268
    @joselvallenegron2268 5 років тому +7326

    You burn the Ghost,
    Step on the Roach,
    Drop the Soap,
    Buried the Sandman,
    Crash the Truck,
    Stole the Grinch,
    And now Makarov pay the Price.

  • @BugCatcherWill
    @BugCatcherWill 10 років тому +4013

    Ramirez!! Think of a better ending for this game!!!

    • @xVenova
      @xVenova 10 років тому +60

      AHAH!! I Get that! ......

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 років тому +111

      BugCatcherWill Ramirez! Grenade! Ramirez! Get the fuck outta there! Ramirez! Reload! Ramirez! Ramirez! Ramirez! Scream Ramirez!

    • @DjSigal
      @DjSigal 9 років тому +95

      BugCatcherWill Ramirez!! DO EVERYTHING!

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 років тому +8

      ^^^ is correct

    • @kevinjr.2345
      @kevinjr.2345 9 років тому +10

      I have one sir! Everyone dies in a nuke like that one mission in the fourth game, sir! The end, sir!

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 роки тому +255

    HISHE took one of the most disturbing levels in any video game ever made, and turned it into one of the most funniest animated video game parodies I’ve ever seen. Great work HISHE!

  • @Cyrus44441
    @Cyrus44441 9 років тому +5229

    I like how the they let them keep their guns

  • @NotBorno
    @NotBorno 8 років тому +1000

    "I should've done that sooner".. dude, exactly!

    • @naterogers3656
      @naterogers3656 6 років тому +4

      XD

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 5 років тому +26

      Makrov is immortal in this mission and calls you a traitor if you shoot him lol

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 5 років тому +6

      It doesn't work.
      At least not canonically

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 років тому +4

      @@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 exactly

    • @all-startale9429
      @all-startale9429 5 років тому +7

      Subarnajit Saha it was because shepherd ordered not to so they can kill the Russians and start ww3 and having shepherd a war hero

  • @engineergaming5989
    @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +1672

    0:38 guy's not even right he has an LMG
    I like spreading misinformation on the internet

  • @Kaizen_KyranTTV
    @Kaizen_KyranTTV 2 роки тому +150

    "Remember No Russian"
    Meanwhile In another universe:
    "Remember No English"

    • @lucapiemonti9767
      @lucapiemonti9767 Рік тому +5

      "Помните: нет русского" Is what you meant to write =)

    • @adszqhramanbruh4365
      @adszqhramanbruh4365 Рік тому +6

      Meanwhile in another universe:
      Remember No Armenia

    • @imready450
      @imready450 Рік тому

      make 1 comment for every country

    • @zxst_l1fx
      @zxst_l1fx Рік тому

      @@lucapiemonti9767i am russian speaker so in cod makarov say:помните,ни слова по русски,this sentence sounds more correctly

    • @QuandaleDingle_II
      @QuandaleDingle_II 6 місяців тому

      ​@@adszqhramanbruh4365 No Palestine

  • @CoDGhosts619
    @CoDGhosts619 4 роки тому +4341

    Who’s here after the MW2 Campaign remastered 👀 time FLIES! I remember watching this when I was 12 😭

    • @SamTheMan27
      @SamTheMan27 4 роки тому +18

      Me and I subbed to you and this dude that made no russians

    • @mr.karendude2458
      @mr.karendude2458 4 роки тому +4

      Me

    • @Bruh-nc1dy
      @Bruh-nc1dy 4 роки тому +1

      Hello

    • @badat9ly-_-235
      @badat9ly-_-235 4 роки тому +4

      I'm scrolling through the comment and I see you here 😂🤣🤣

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 4 роки тому +2

      I played that game when i was 8 lol

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 5 років тому +1372

    0:38 makes this mission a lot darker

  • @XG417
    @XG417 5 років тому +592

    "Remember - No LIQUIDS"

  • @naworzkizama7126
    @naworzkizama7126 4 роки тому +50

    "you blew your cover.. don't fire on makarov's squad"

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 9 років тому +303

    This ending was the best scenario ever! The American agent's clever use of a water bottle at the airport gate was the perfect tactic for stalling the terrorists with the old "I have to deal with this uptight TSA guy, it will only take a minute" gambit to keep them in place as he causes an altercation that attracts the SWAT team. The elimination of the anarchists in the prison was the smartest option instead of the horrifying massacre of the game mission.

    • @HK-pq7pe
      @HK-pq7pe 2 роки тому +10

      If Alan did this the game wouldn't be fun. No Russian is the most important mission in MW2. You can't just make it not happen. Also, if you are offended by this mission you can skip it. (I know i'm late btw)

    • @Dman29000-
      @Dman29000- 2 роки тому +1

      True but I kinda liked pvt.Allen

    • @ruinhem
      @ruinhem 2 роки тому +3

      @@HK-pq7pe But not shooting anyone and simply cutting the line with guns in arms you can? Your reply seems awfully serious under a comment made either jokingly or under the influence
      I’m not as late as you 👍

    • @GayFurryFromROA
      @GayFurryFromROA 2 роки тому +2

      @@HK-pq7pe 🤓

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Рік тому

      If you think about it, if this happened IRL there would be no plot armour protecting Makarov from Allen pumping a dozen bullets into his spine. Think about it, just hang back and gun them down just as they're about to fire. You can let the politicians deal with the international incident later, you just killed Makarov!

  • @bubmeldore
    @bubmeldore 8 років тому +693

    0:22 I see what you did there.

  • @billionarrow7328
    @billionarrow7328 5 років тому +550

    0:24 ain't that thor over there

    • @um9059
      @um9059 4 роки тому +1

      BillionArrow732 where

    • @Mani-qw7bq
      @Mani-qw7bq 4 роки тому +27

      I see he looks more like the guy from wwz

    • @maniac5partan847
      @maniac5partan847 4 роки тому +5

      @@Mani-qw7bq i was thinking the same thing

    • @Mani-qw7bq
      @Mani-qw7bq 4 роки тому +1

      @@maniac5partan847 I know right

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 4 роки тому

      Oh, my god

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 3 роки тому +132

    I find it surprising how quickly the airport security arrived on scene.

  • @physicalembodymentofcancer9620
    @physicalembodymentofcancer9620 8 років тому +1319

    No Russian is the only mission where I can get a positive K/D...

    • @ObitoUchiha1999
      @ObitoUchiha1999 8 років тому +53

      stop

    • @danterra9413
      @danterra9413 8 років тому +60

      +Aardvark Awesome yo thats a well deserved W

    • @generalgrevious2420
      @generalgrevious2420 7 років тому +18

      Physical Embodyment Of Cancer Well at least your ratio wont be effected by your one death at the end

    • @ploonie7274
      @ploonie7274 7 років тому

      Can someone Tell me whats KDR

    • @eliefz526
      @eliefz526 6 років тому

      Lmaooo

  • @Chamogus69420
    @Chamogus69420 5 років тому +251

    1:43-*FRIENDLY FIRE:ON*

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 4 роки тому +16

      Friendly fire will not be tolerated!

  • @MiguelMartinez-hm7vn
    @MiguelMartinez-hm7vn 8 років тому +592

    "This feels like more than 4 ounces.." I love that part

    • @beamjohn3926
      @beamjohn3926 8 років тому +8

      I read your name first and then read your comment😂😂

    • @diysisters1123
      @diysisters1123 8 років тому +1

      Call of duty Mw3

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 8 років тому +1

      +Home Basket
      Well then... that was absolutely irrelevant, but I'll give you a point for it.

    • @letycya300
      @letycya300 8 років тому

      Donald Trump's Flat Ass j

    • @lidiacuba23
      @lidiacuba23 8 років тому

      Donald Trump's

  • @maverickmountain1234
    @maverickmountain1234 Рік тому +36

    1:43 makarov should of said “you traitor”

  • @bavariageneral8982
    @bavariageneral8982 5 років тому +360

    Vladimir Makarov: Remember no russian.
    Yuri: Yes combrade

    • @withsherif4743
      @withsherif4743 3 роки тому +2

      Yuri got shot by makarov

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 3 роки тому +4

      @@withsherif4743 Nah he said comBRADE, not comRADE.

    • @tobyn4955
      @tobyn4955 2 роки тому +1

      Thats not yuri with makarov on the elevator its PFC. Joseph Allen(Alexei Borodin)

  • @Maximus4587
    @Maximus4587 9 років тому +465

    Achievement Earned: "Problem Solved, Series Over." (100G)

  • @techtruth8283
    @techtruth8283 6 років тому +493

    Means Operation Kingfish. The mission of Task Force 141 is completed. Cool dude. And
    Soap is Alive
    Ghost is Alive
    Roach is Alive
    Shepherd is Alive
    Excellent!

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 5 років тому +85

      shepherd is alive ........tht doesnt sound good

    • @prabalr8425
      @prabalr8425 5 років тому +34

      If the real ending was this video, shepherd won't betraying us. He betraying us because he want to be war hero. If i use a in correct Word, sorry

    • @prabalr8425
      @prabalr8425 5 років тому +6

      @RYT18 everyone after mission "no Russian" ( Mw2: Roach, ghost, allen. Mw3: sandman, grinch, truck, Sgt. Kamarov, Soap, Yuri, and other protagonist) IS SAVED!!

    • @DylanIsChillin421
      @DylanIsChillin421 5 років тому +23

      But price is still in prison

    • @EruseanPug
      @EruseanPug 5 років тому +27

      Rahul Verma No Russian was the whole reason why Shepherd killed Ghost and Roach. The DSM held intel about Shepherd sending Allen and being one of the reasons why WW3 started.

  • @rotordd2227
    @rotordd2227 2 роки тому +22

    Allen: can I bring my machine gun into prison?
    Guard: sure, why not

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 9 років тому +1788

    This feels like more than 4 ounces big boy lol😂😂😂😂😆😆

  • @keyanghasemi9792
    @keyanghasemi9792 8 років тому +168

    I remember this when I was young and when he said "this is more then 4 ounces big boy" I though he found another water bottle XD

    • @Daimxn
      @Daimxn 8 років тому +10

      was he not?...

    • @545hawk
      @545hawk 8 років тому +7

      +Dai Look where his hand is when he says it...

    • @maxwell10206
      @maxwell10206 8 років тому +11

      I don't know it could be a dick joke but it could just be because he has a shit ton of gear on him like, ammo, grenades, etc.

    • @545hawk
      @545hawk 8 років тому +11

      maxwell10206 Boiiii you know what the officer meant.

  • @ClovissenpaiDotR
    @ClovissenpaiDotR 4 роки тому +47

    1:42 "Friendly fire will not be tolerated" followed by all of them immediately gunning you down if you even attempt to use 1 bullet

  • @thewinterhunterid1945
    @thewinterhunterid1945 4 роки тому +25

    1:37 Makarov: WHERE IS HE NOW lmfao🤣

  • @PaladinCape
    @PaladinCape 8 років тому +364

    Wait so what about Yuri??? He didn't make it to the lift? xD

    • @scaryscary2422
      @scaryscary2422 8 років тому +120

      He tried, but got stuck with the zombies

    • @knucklenine4931
      @knucklenine4931 8 років тому +41

      He was making a reference to MW3.

    • @erdemkose8994
      @erdemkose8994 8 років тому +28

      makarov shot him before they kill the people in airport.

    • @snaker_574
      @snaker_574 8 років тому +8

      Erdem Kose but survived

    • @Kokodesuyoooo
      @Kokodesuyoooo 8 років тому +4

      lel had to scroll down for this one TO THE TOP NOW! take my upv.. err like

  • @destructordoge8386
    @destructordoge8386 4 роки тому +72

    “This feels like more than 4 ounces big boy”

  • @randomguy55944
    @randomguy55944 4 роки тому +368

    If you’re here in 2022 tbh you’re just different

  • @oper8rdrifto417
    @oper8rdrifto417 4 роки тому +79

    WW3: Prevented
    Allen: Alive
    Ghost and Roach: Saved
    Sheperd: Is not the bad guy
    Yup this is the perfect ending.

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 3 роки тому +9

      Actually, Shepherd is still technically the bad guy since he's the one who tipped off Makerov that Allen was an undercover agent, so that way Russia would declare war on America, then Shepherd would take down Makerov himself and be a war hero.
      So technically this ending would have foiled Shepherd's plans.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 3 роки тому

      WeegeeSlayer The question is though how did Shepherd get into contact with Makorov in the first place?

    • @OfficialThermal
      @OfficialThermal 3 роки тому

      Nah, the actual perfect ending:
      Training Mission at the beginning of the game
      Cpl. Dunn: "General Shepherd will be watching you." (Or whatever he says.)
      Allen (Who you're playing as.): "Wait... Why does the General have a pistol at my head?"
      General Shepherd: "Bye-bye, fools."
      Allen and Cpl. Dunn: **Takes Mini-Uzi off table, blasts Shepherd to kingdom come**

    • @mid-oseshashem9847
      @mid-oseshashem9847 3 роки тому

      @@cckiller0053 he didn't contact him directly, he just send him information from Private Allen anonimously.

  • @emilc3528
    @emilc3528 9 років тому +942

    I don't it you kill him you fail your mission, i'm doing the world a favor I save soap, yuri, rebels and prevent ghost and roach dying, I will never understand the game creators

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 7 років тому +42

      Emil C I was so sad when Soap and Yuri died like what the heck guys

    • @Neo-Fish
      @Neo-Fish 7 років тому +2

      Emil C YGS

    • @nolanjones9174
      @nolanjones9174 7 років тому +9

      makarov would have become a tyrant, allowing for another blyat to become leader of the ultranationalists

    • @mlag4232
      @mlag4232 6 років тому +10

      Emil C the lore of this game is messed up boi

    • @wookielegend7367
      @wookielegend7367 6 років тому +1

      Emil C exactly

  • @Bufa7777
    @Bufa7777 9 років тому +456

    1:17 = Gta 5 police in a nutshell

    • @Shadowdarkish
      @Shadowdarkish 9 років тому +35

      Bufa7777 No it's not. If it was they would be in a car running over more people than you killed.

    • @MichaelSmith-ou1bz
      @MichaelSmith-ou1bz 9 років тому +19

      Bufa7777 That's one star.

    • @ricomane5694
      @ricomane5694 9 років тому +19

      +Michael Smith
      one star at a police station= 5 stars anywhere else

    • @DarkshadowXD63
      @DarkshadowXD63 9 років тому +11

      I remember in the old gta once you got 2 stars you were basically screwed only two ways to get rid of them

    • @davidcamperchioli9144
      @davidcamperchioli9144 7 років тому +17

      nah, in gta v right when a policeman saw you he'd put 50 rounds into you for stealing some gum on a supermarket.

  • @theWarrenat0r
    @theWarrenat0r 10 років тому +44

    I remember playing this mission. My jaw actually dropped when everyone open-fired on the civilians.

  • @entangledatoms7153
    @entangledatoms7153 Рік тому +20

    I can’t believe I haven’t found this masterpiece for 12 years.

  • @HarleyQuinn_93
    @HarleyQuinn_93 10 років тому +56

    I love how the security guy stops him for a bottle of water when all of them have assault rifles and machine guns.

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 2 роки тому +8

      you dont carry a pecheneg machine gun in a airport?

    • @Im-apple69
      @Im-apple69 2 роки тому

      @@zherean42069 I do carry

  • @SgtAwkk
    @SgtAwkk 10 років тому +28

    "This feels more then 3 ounces big boy"
    Dude. I am not fucking gay.

  • @quantaviusbontaviusdingleb8457
    @quantaviusbontaviusdingleb8457 4 роки тому +134

    Mission name: No Russian
    Subtitles: **have russian**

  • @jonbragg5175
    @jonbragg5175 4 роки тому +21

    0:45 why do I find this part hillarious

  • @FasterThan_4G
    @FasterThan_4G 10 років тому +71

    I love how this was the first result when I typed in "Call of duty: Advanced warfare"

  • @dememes933
    @dememes933 4 роки тому +32

    9 years later it still gives me nostalgia

  • @truemangibson3226
    @truemangibson3226 10 років тому +43

    I agree. Even if you are undercover Alan could have easily gunned them all down ( or at least Makarov) before he died

    • @peterclark6603
      @peterclark6603 10 років тому +16

      Best guess is that General Sheppard ordered him not to, Sheppard wanted to start a war.

  • @the_big_curry4293
    @the_big_curry4293 3 роки тому +18

    I lost it when he said “can it bro” 😂

  • @D511-e4n
    @D511-e4n 7 років тому +119

    What? Joseph Allen said in Russian "Are you serious?" ?!
    1:09 - 1:12

  • @vCentsei
    @vCentsei 9 років тому +373

    Dear UA-cam,
    I don't mind ads.
    I don't mind buffer.
    But when the ads buffer,
    I suffer.
    From,
    vStyleZ

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 років тому +10

      un originality is a problem nowadays

    • @vCentsei
      @vCentsei 9 років тому

      THE bean​ Well I believe you are the first to notice. It's a hit or miss joke if you've never heard about it. Good job, mate.

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 років тому

      sarcasm?

    • @vCentsei
      @vCentsei 9 років тому

      No, mate

    • @thebean8898
      @thebean8898 9 років тому

      hmm

  • @SickTwist3d
    @SickTwist3d 11 років тому +42

    That would actually be a badass zombies level, starting in the elevator as Makarov says "Remember, No Russian" as the doors open and in slow motion all four of you start unloading your lmg rounds into hundreds of zombies as you exit the elevator. Holy shit that would be awesome!

  • @damnedman0455
    @damnedman0455 4 роки тому +18

    Man, I love this so much. The movement seem like actual game movements

  • @Iskapten
    @Iskapten 4 роки тому +60

    Passing with Guns, no problemo
    Passing with liquid, jail

  • @notthew4y
    @notthew4y 8 років тому +36

    goes through the metal detector with a gun and still allowed. a drink isn't allowed I'm so done XD

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 7 років тому +21

    0:15 you all going ignore fact 1 floor full undead?....ok then

  • @farahahmedkarim377
    @farahahmedkarim377 4 роки тому +40

    "Remember. No Russian."
    **a second later:**
    "Uhhh....boss...I don't know how to say this but uh...we don't have the ammo for a job this big..."
    "Ugh we shoulda gone first class."
    Lmao

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 роки тому +1

      hey karim, do you hate makarov?

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 2 роки тому

      @@SnakeA113 sorta

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 роки тому

      @@farahahmedkarim377 who do you hate more? Makarov or barkov?

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 2 роки тому

      @@SnakeA113 Barkov doesn't really count since he's kinda dead but yeah I hate him

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 2 роки тому

      @@farahahmedkarim377 I feel sorry for your family btw

  • @demonspecialist67
    @demonspecialist67 9 років тому +626

    If he was an undercover soldier, why couldn't he just shoot Makarov and the rest when they're backs were turned or something? Fucking Call of Duty.

    • @mcossack8267
      @mcossack8267 8 років тому +55

      +N. Shadows Cuz it's Call of Dooty.

    • @Messier_-82
      @Messier_-82 8 років тому +38

      +N. Shadows Because other NPCs will immediately kill him.

    • @demonspecialist67
      @demonspecialist67 8 років тому +81

      TheVideoKeeper When their backs are TURNED. -_-

    • @Messier_-82
      @Messier_-82 8 років тому +3

      I tried this...

    • @yurijedi49
      @yurijedi49 8 років тому +203

      +N. Shadows The goal was never to kill Makarov dude, it was to spy on him. Remember Shepherd was the one briefing Allen? And how Shepherd wanted the war?
      See how it all connects now?

  • @azraeldrone5958
    @azraeldrone5958 5 років тому +92

    0:10 “remember no zombies”

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 4 роки тому +2

      Zombies!? Oh no! Quick, close the door!

    • @chaseelliott8578
      @chaseelliott8578 4 роки тому +1

      @@SnakeA113 whoops wrong floor

    • @SnakeA113
      @SnakeA113 4 роки тому +1

      @@chaseelliott8578 like i said before: No Rush

    • @steeldeadeye
      @steeldeadeye 3 роки тому +1

      @@SnakeA113 uhm boss?

    • @Arriss2121
      @Arriss2121 3 роки тому +2

      lol these replies lmao

  • @skrumblebumpkis5460
    @skrumblebumpkis5460 8 років тому +60

    I just now noticed the checkpoint guard is looking at furry porn....what a strange joke.

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 8 років тому

      How do you know that's furry porn???

    • @GrayFell
      @GrayFell 8 років тому +2

      +Doomguy There's an anthro on the front in a bikini.

    • @dieguito3422
      @dieguito3422 8 років тому +2

      Shit man...
      That's fucking sick...

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 8 років тому

      MrFurfagCookies McBritishTea
      ....I shan't say anything....
      ..Don't...say...anything....

  • @SantaBlanca-b4p
    @SantaBlanca-b4p 9 місяців тому +3

    12 years ago, and this is still popular

  • @kitz567
    @kitz567 8 років тому +249

    This doesn't seem 5 years ago...

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 5 років тому +53

    To this day i still struggle to decide if makarov is 30 or 50

  • @abellf4519
    @abellf4519 5 років тому +53

    0:35 excuse you is from GTA vice city stories haha

  • @marxi1511
    @marxi1511 2 роки тому +4

    *"Remember, no water"*
    -Makarov, probably...

  • @sammcd9732
    @sammcd9732 10 років тому +79

    Water is a crime, but when it comes to guns, it's cool.
    And also, you're allowed to keep guns and knives in prison? Also you get cool stuff in prison? So, commiting crime is like a bonus? Someone please get me to Russia!

  • @viktorgavorn4635
    @viktorgavorn4635 10 років тому +75

    the number of times i killed that guy on "no russian"

    • @ditroy1974
      @ditroy1974 9 років тому +1

      You buy the game not knowing any of the character's names?

  • @screamingfortnitekid7900
    @screamingfortnitekid7900 8 років тому +235

    They let them have their guns in prison

    • @AnimeGIFfy
      @AnimeGIFfy 8 років тому +3

      The one they call Red i see you didnt catch a joke of this video

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 7 років тому +3

      Isu Kosar Welcome to the Russia? Please, shut the fuck up.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 років тому

      It's called Россия

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 років тому

      @Alex The Awsome no, Россия.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 5 років тому

      @@NukelearFallout it's Россия

  • @philipekberg436
    @philipekberg436 3 роки тому +16

    Shame that they are not doing ”HISHE-videos” based on video games anymore 😢

  • @Gen_ShadowCompany_203
    @Gen_ShadowCompany_203 4 роки тому +145

    No, here's how it _REALLY_ should have ended:
    Mac: IT'S NOW OR NEVER, TAKE THE SHOT!!!
    (Bang!!!)
    (Wind changes bullet direction and hits Makarov, Price shoots again. This time hits Zakhaev not in the arm, but in the head.)
    Mac: Nice shot, Lieutenant.

  • @yorunoshugeki
    @yorunoshugeki 5 років тому +229

    Nobody:
    Russian names:
    Vladamir Lenin
    Vladamir Putin
    Vladamir Makarov

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 років тому +41

      Nobody:
      American names:
      Tom Brady
      Tom Allen
      Tom Holland

    • @gingerpaul5702
      @gingerpaul5702 4 роки тому +8

      Comic Sans Studio ha what a spaz Tom Holland is British

    • @projectphoenix4139
      @projectphoenix4139 4 роки тому +1

      @@gingerpaul5702 Yeah but he goes like in and out of a American and British accent, he's like basically both lol.

    • @TracerBH
      @TracerBH 4 роки тому +1

      *Vladimir

    • @yorunoshugeki
      @yorunoshugeki 4 роки тому

      @@projectphoenix4139 low key i will have a slight European accent when i get mad and say Fock instead of Fck

  • @Healyx
    @Healyx 8 років тому +53

    This should be renamed to how the modern warfare series ended

    • @SecundaMFX
      @SecundaMFX 8 років тому +1

      General Zakhar makarov was still there in modern warfare 1 but he was under the radar

  • @muhammadfahri3295
    @muhammadfahri3295 3 роки тому +7

    *"oops,wrong floor"*
    Me: it's actually first floor lol,you heading to a bunker :p

  • @CorporalCadet05
    @CorporalCadet05 5 років тому +18

    0:54 Batman before he was Batman

  • @alialatrach9788
    @alialatrach9788 5 років тому +28

    Guess i'm not the only one who revisited this video after MW2019's reveal.

  • @sagargiri6233
    @sagargiri6233 8 років тому +227

    That's what I thought why didn't Allen killed those guys there were just four guys and he had such an awesome machine gun(forgot its name)Allen could have saved so many lives and kill main villain right that time

    • @blueacego86
      @blueacego86 8 років тому +38

      the m240? also he couldnt since PLOT.

    • @jaydenlawrence6661
      @jaydenlawrence6661 8 років тому +1

      Sagar Giri Orders.

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday 8 років тому +11

      You obviously didnt play that scene... if you should one of them they will shoot back and kill you...

    • @SaibaShulk
      @SaibaShulk 8 років тому +17

      the orders of a man who wanted to start a war with russia

    • @kjgop2909
      @kjgop2909 8 років тому +1

      hey do u know the name of the last song?

  • @mooqer
    @mooqer 5 місяців тому +2

    I love how everyone was calm like nothings happening while Makarov and his bros are walking with guns

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe 8 років тому +77

    Ounces? US should really change to metric. Nearly all other countries alredy did so.

    • @hosenscheier6175
      @hosenscheier6175 8 років тому +3

      it doesnt really matter

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe 8 років тому

      Arjel Vargas
      True, it's a minor error.

    • @scaryscary2422
      @scaryscary2422 8 років тому +22

      It's in Russia

    • @bullet996
      @bullet996 8 років тому +3

      METRIC SYSTEM FTW FUCK THE KMPERIAL SYSTEM.

    • @FaposaurusRex69
      @FaposaurusRex69 8 років тому +5

      Nobody gives a shit

  • @elimarcum
    @elimarcum 8 років тому +42

    At 0:10 That floor they almost entered was full of Nazi Zombies

  • @ifshebreathesheathot6958
    @ifshebreathesheathot6958 5 років тому +53

    *whoops wrong floor*
    „...L-Like I said before, No Russian“

  • @gautamidas2818
    @gautamidas2818 3 роки тому +3

    Nobody :
    UA-cam : let's recommend this video after 9 years

  • @MaceGaming53
    @MaceGaming53 8 років тому +142

    1:13 first time i watched this i never noticed that xD

    • @masrpskigameplay_8452
      @masrpskigameplay_8452 8 років тому

      +MaceGaming53 What noticed??

    • @MaceGaming53
      @MaceGaming53 8 років тому +1

      Ma Srpski Gameplay ಠ_ಠ i wasnt paying atention and i was like wait wha-

    • @anthonymichael7888
      @anthonymichael7888 8 років тому +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you know what i mean.

    • @michaelbiland5575
      @michaelbiland5575 8 років тому

      noticed what??

    • @MaceGaming53
      @MaceGaming53 8 років тому +12

      Michael Biland "feels like more than 4 ounces big boy"

  • @Sceptre476
    @Sceptre476 10 років тому +49

    the sign says "Hey stupid"

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 9 років тому

      What sign?

    • @Sceptre476
      @Sceptre476 9 років тому

      William Pham sign see at 0:47

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 9 років тому

      ***** Any more hints?

    • @hulse.y
      @hulse.y 9 років тому

      William Pham At the top in Russian, it says hey stupid

    • @logi3476
      @logi3476 9 років тому

      Are you a Russian ( don't worry I am not rascist ).

  • @riybtl1
    @riybtl1 5 років тому +14

    1:08 unintentional asmr

  • @necksnapper933
    @necksnapper933 4 роки тому +4

    1:42 *Remember, No Makarov*

  • @tannerryan7808
    @tannerryan7808 5 років тому +15

    0:49 um... It's not an assault rifle it's an LMG

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but PFC Allen also have M4A1 for his secondary.

  • @colegordon9684
    @colegordon9684 9 років тому +34

    Anyone else see the lost guys at 0:30

    • @helumii
      @helumii 9 років тому +2

      Cole Gordon Were they the guys in the middle with better textures.

    • @colegordon9684
      @colegordon9684 9 років тому +1

      Ya

  • @ioc6283
    @ioc6283 5 років тому +24

    You really need COD ZOMBIES HISHE!

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 років тому +1

      Sadly won’t happen 😟

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 5 років тому +1

      Let's see. Not In call of the dead, not with the whole cast dying, shadow man boss fight less big glowing orb w rock music

  • @Abir_Dutta
    @Abir_Dutta 3 роки тому +1

    Congratulations on 10 million subs.

  • @lvl1channel829
    @lvl1channel829 5 років тому +22

    "I guess it takes an assault rifle to get a special treatment right here"
    America: don't blame me,blame Russia!

  • @actualityme3130
    @actualityme3130 4 роки тому +11

    2010s- no
    2020- recommended

  • @herihermawan100
    @herihermawan100 5 років тому +15

    Logic: your weapon will be confiscated after being captured

  • @alessandroreynoso6892
    @alessandroreynoso6892 4 роки тому +5

    "FRIENDLY FIRE WILL BE NOT TOLERATED"

    • @sta5011
      @sta5011 3 роки тому

      "Your cover was blown!! Don't fire at Makarov's squad!!"

  • @RJ9270812
    @RJ9270812 8 років тому +88

    Lol the cast of LOST at 0:30

    • @Lufarco
      @Lufarco 8 років тому +10

      how did u notice haha thats cool

    • @Takhar7
      @Takhar7 8 років тому

      holy shit lol! ive watched this video so many times since the last several yeras and only noticed that now loll

    • @RJ9270812
      @RJ9270812 8 років тому +1

      TickTak77 Haha same :) I was just bored and found this again and was like 'is that Jack?'

    • @Native_Beats_
      @Native_Beats_ 6 років тому

      JD_KYLE_ HA

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 6 років тому

      Wow and also I guess the zombies was a reference to cod zombies

  • @mefiperson9354
    @mefiperson9354 8 років тому +13

    Nazi zombies is a Treyarch's courtesy

  • @wytdmikey
    @wytdmikey 5 років тому +87

    OF COURSE THEY KEEP THEIR GUNS, IT'S *_RUSSIA!_*

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 років тому

      Even in Russia guns are illegal, dummie.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 5 років тому +3

      Timur 56255 r/whooooooooooosh

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 років тому

      @@Deathmare235 I don't care

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 років тому

      @@Deathmare235 for me humour is nothing but stupidity

    • @redreaper_0045
      @redreaper_0045 4 роки тому +7

      @@timur5241 are u an edgy teenager?

  • @Zeltiar
    @Zeltiar 9 місяців тому +1

    I love how the first scene actually is the original concept.