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the less clothes the invading spirit has, the more i worry. it's a sign of aggression and confidence.
And sometimes sexual tendencies
@@FlymanMS cant forget horniness as well
@@FlymanMS unless thats what you meant
Yeah I more aware of this kind of player
Don't let your guard down
However, the bigger the sword the less I worry. It's a sign of overcompensating.
It’s the unblinking, unmoving, soulless stare accompanied by popping tunes is what really sells how screwed the knight is.
* that really sells
I once got invaded by CommunistMario in Dark Souls 3. Needless to say he kicked my ass
Mario don't play around
I'll never forget the day DaddyPhatCock and killmepls invaded me
Kind of ironic huh, he must've split from the company
Our ass
Lmaoooo
Boss battle done? Congrats.
Now you get to the next stage where all the mobs are 70% as strong as the last boss and the new stage boss has 1000% the stats of the last one
Upgrade your shields and swords aand try to roll more i guess
Just use pure magic. You won't even know how much stronger they are before one of you dies in a single hit.
Dies a dozen times to boss.
Game:
Congrats bxtch now here’s stage 2 and now he also shoots lighting out his azz!
filthy casul
@@excitedcat9517 *skeleton worm flashbacks*
The only game where seeing a man in a loin cloth is scarier than one in full plate
That full plate dude is a slow rolling ball you can dodge but they naked dudes straight up have teleportation at the flick of a button
@@brayanandrusis3199 someone didn't level endurance 😂
Ark survival evolved, shits scary, especially with maxed out speed
Mount and blade warband a pvp was the same lol! Good times
Unless the guy in full plate is the plate of the best armor in game and moves as fast as a dude with a loincloth
You haven't beaten the area until your sitting at a bonfire.
Facts
He speaks truth
@El Cactuar if you're trying to correct him then your wrong
You're mean you are, you mean you and your is used to you own that
@El Cactuar well fuck I guess that what I get
@@diegojackson. bruh 😂❤️
Ahhh, I remember my first invader. Met me at the Undead Burgh naked with a Dark Hand and Bonefist. Punched me into the air, killing me instantly.
Bonefist?
@@doyourbest_uwu Iron Golem Core Fist
@@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 Oh, ok
watch for the rolly poly warriors
Please never stop making these. They always make me smile and laugh
YES
My dyslexic ass read that as something else...
@@autobotCRSHR what did u read it as
@@redvelvet6226 Please stop making these. They always make me never laugh
@@autobotCRSHR Same here,
my minds in the gutter as well.
The less clothes a spirit has, the more primal rage is built up inside of them. Primal rage that's about to be directed at you.
This is giving me tingles👁️👄👁️
There's a thing of gaming that when you end it and it's replayable, you have only 2 types of personalities:
1. The Super Ultra Armored with top tier weapons.
2. The nude and troll bro.
I think most Turn to the Troll side lol
@@somedudeoncomment9588 that's because the super armored with top teir weapons are always the twinked out noobs. 100% of the time.
@@agreatpineapple2201 I want to agree with you, but being a "Twink" is not particularly easy, requires expansive game knowledge, and fair mechanical skill sometimes. Particularly in ds 3 you would need to level one several bosses, which is not particularly "noob".
@@agreatpineapple2201 I'm one of those twinked out "noobs." Beat every Darksouls game that made its way to PC, by the end invasions were a drag, they couldn't kill me and I had no intention of killing them...sometimes I just bored them away.
@@sand9577 What in the fuck is a twinked out noob
He just wants to go clubbing
This comment deserves all the likes.
I be rocking out with Havel and Ledo.
*slow clap*
🏆
Oh you…. DARE!!!!?!
Brilliant! 😆
Hence why I'm glad my online settings for Dark Souls are set to "Offline"
Til you get invade by the npc red guys. Toke me a month to understand it was not online players lol.
@@djack6318 same
You have to nowadays. Everyone is so good that is still invading. Or they're cheap lmao.
git gud
Shame😬
I like how he's there with the most casual expression like "We both know what's going to happen here"
If you see a naked guy.
Soon you're gonna die and cry.
More likely cry and die ;)
It's always the naked people you're gonna have trouble fighting with.
I today played Dark Souls for the first time, and this is exactly what happened to me. Can relate. It hurts.
Pain for pleasure. 🤣
@@kingkuder8427 Absolutely.
F
Huh. Still doing git gud in 2021. Someone didnt leave their basement since 2011
@D_ans Attic then?
Me in Dark Souls when I get invaded:
"YOU THINK I FEAR DEATH?!"
(Proceeds to gracefully leap into nearby lava. For you see, my glorious strategy is to psychologically damage my foe with my unfathomable genius.)
Yeah I like doing stuff like that lol... Ever hide from someone using the disguise items? Hilarious when you do it right.
Enemy thinking he intimidates you: "Do you wanna die?"
You, the ultimate sigma male embracing sweet death: "YES!"
If you cannot out smart the enemy, then you must out stupid them.
My friend got 5 people to kill themself by eying them relentlessly with binoculars, one took near half an hour but they gavr up
Dress like that and maybe I dont mind being invaded
Guy: Proceeds to invade while fully commando with defile weaponry.
Always at the worst time possible. Makes me blood boil.
Gives you conniptions.
Stop using humanity or play offline
Think of it as improving your skills. A true warrior is always ready for another fight
@@raiden6428 why yall talking to me like i have not been through the blender that is dark souls lol
@@lostmarimo lmao just trying to motivate you
Me: *Finally slays a dragon*
The area: So you see... How does 30 different trolls, 8 wolves and 6 forest spiders sound?
The thing is, fighting a single enemy is fine, but the mechanics for dark souls DO NOT like you fighting more then one enemy at a time. I swear, to kill two enemies it is 10x more difficult the just killing one enemy.
This is Skyrim in a nutshell.
Don't worry, I will spam parry with a rapier in my off-hand and we will emerge triumphant!
*get sidestepped and backstabbed and true comboed into lighting storm*
@Wrulol Cathedral Knight Greatsword go *CLANG*
"Ah yes, finally a summon sign, time for jolly-cooperation!"
"Mad phantom Holy Knight Hodrick summoned..."
At least we know he's confident in his body image...what a specimen, a prime example of peak masculinity
Please peak masculinity is his pet name for the smaller hair on his moustache, he has risen far above such small descriptions
This is actually what the characters in game look like. He's definitely doing it right.
Everyone right after pontiff in dark souls 3 knowing theyre about to run into the most active pvp area in the game with constant invaders..
A noble knight’s job is never done.
Oh the dreaded Unga Bunga build!
Ohoho; bold of you to assume he’ll let you off easy with the bonk; the good ones will be naked with bare fists and still whoop you 😂
It's the guy that makes actually funny tiktoks! Keep it up bro
Love you stuff, one of the few ppl on this platforms, who are doing shorts right.
I remember in Dark Souls 2, I was invaded by a player named BangBangMe. He was naked, only carrying a dagger. I was legit scared because I was just defeated by a naked player in the arena. Good thing I was able to disguise as a torch.
This man put on less clothes than most people on Onlyfans and recorded a silly video for us. Legend.
I fear yet anticipate the fight ahead!
This really is the type of thing I find inexplicably during a sleep-deprived stupor at 4AM knowing I will never remember what I just saw.
Even worst when you get invaded again while you're halfway though the first invasion.
You sir never fail to entertain and your references are always on point.
Funny thing is I was literally just invaded by *NobleKnight* in the farron swamps literally yesterday
And that's when you start running for the boss fog!
Even worse when they somehow buff themselves with enough magic to make a wizard overdose and are just as if not more physically deformed then a troll.
This is so spot on, i have fond memories of this exact invasion
Do love getting invaded by the ng 10+ with some sweaty build.
Ok so lemme tell you the tale of one shot Bert.
My brother was on console playing dark souls, I was younger so I was watching him
He got an ally spirit- a guy wearing nothing but a loincloth and using a massive fucking sword.
The two of them carved a bloody path to the Taurus demon or whatever it's called
And one shot burt lived up to his name and one tapped it.
A naked with a great club is terrifying if he knows how to use it, its one of the best roll catchers in the game.
A naked guy invaded you and starts activating the tranquil walk of death, that's the ds1 invading experience.
~~You know the rules, and so do I~~
whenever there’s a naked person invading you, the only way to survive is to be one because you’re equally matched
Ok I just need to say, for anyone watching that *hasn't* played Dark Souls, this is very much real, and that level invader min/maxed to hell and back. Especially at SL20.
You're putting on some muscle, keep going bro!
I felt this on an emotional level.
I'm Volcano Manor I went up the stairs and saw the little loot sign on the corpse and went and looted, it not realizing that a summon spirit was about to spawn. I got jumped and rammed by a giant spoon with spikes and it and got rammed in the ass by it. I came back with my RoB and obliterated her lol.
I remember a twitch streamer named Barb speak on this with I think Dark Souls 3, how after a certain boss, there are three players ready to raid you.
Pontif. And it's more like 6 lmfao
@@agreatpineapple2201 3 is max except if you summon them on purpose
@@nebei3740 not what I was saying
William, you're the hero UA-cam needed.
❤
Jokes aside every Friday my GW teacher plays this song and I love it
Name is: Better When I'm Dancing
My Dad used to play Hand of Kul. He always took great glee in knowing his enemies would be told "YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY 💖Peaches💖"
That is me naked with a great club at the end of every lvl. 🤣🤣🤣
Please don’t ever stop these shorts they all make me laugh I relate to this one as I’m currently playing dark souls 1 remastered 😂😭
Me: struggling in the undead settlement basically at the start of the game. (Dark souls prepare to die edition)
A lunatic running around in only his tidy whities while wielding a stick is a man to be feared.
I was about to say just like outward, except it's another of the same boss coming in to wreck your shit
If Skyrim had this... well... let's just say that it's kinda hard to move or attack when you have: One angry Kahjiit duel-wielding Bound Swords and constantly spamming the whirlwind power attack, Inigo just popping off arrow after arrow, and Serena impaling you with ice spikes
You can see the moment he realizes what's about to happen lol
Lol 😆 wow relation factor way high on these videos. I'm going to need you to upload a video per day you are really funny with d and d like parody,it's great!
It's the instant smile drop for me
Giant club is way overpowered I got my first double kill when I tried it out for pvp.
I don’t know why. But this made me smile. Thanks man. I just wasn’t expecting to see that XD. Just made my day better.
R.I.P
I love this guys videos. Keep em coming.
Full strength build with fast roll
The only thing scarier than the naked club guy is the naked with a tiny buckler and the Miséricorde.
You know you won't be dealing a single damage to that guy.
Dark souls rules
Me finally killing my first restless draugr: YES FINALLY!
Random mud crab for some reason: hehe pinch. *kills me*
Can I see your other 'Great Club' please?
For those looking for the song, its - Better When I'm Dancing by Meghan Trainor. You are welcome :)
I’d like it more if latency wasn’t so bad.
Latency is usually good in Asian regions but when you're in US/EU connecting to Asian/Brazil you're in for a ride. Also the game's terrible netcode doesn't help much either
Oh God no your straight f'd he has nothing but a club and loin cloth he's gone full Chad mode.
"Why do I hear bass music?"
Me in the great swamp:...
Invader with great club: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!?
Yea, a naked dude with a buckler is a death sentence.
Also your a great actor love your wizard stuff too your awesone hope this finds you well mi amigo
This is genuinely the only channel I'm glad to fin in UA-cam shorts
Good job, Noble Knight, cleaning this ruins! Here is you reward: a mage staff, a fork, an onion and a metric ton of dwemer scrap.
I live for invaders and always loved to be on call when people needed help with them
I half expected this to be a message that says “Didn’t expect weak foe…”
This happened to me in the blight town swamps, I was absolutely terrified having this naked man with a sack on his head approach me, two handing a massive weapon. Luckily I was able to stun lock him with my halberd so nothing bad happened.
"Connection to the host has been lost*
My experience invading
The best invasions are when you see “furled finger has returned to their world”
I remember getting invaded on bloodborne and just standing there waiting with rakuyo. Dude shows up, waves, and jumps off the map.
When you get invaded by the naked guy with a club you know it's going to be a bad time
I got invaded my Chase the Bro I never stood a chance.
Rip
Can we all just agree, the naked invaders are the most intimidating.
Thats how they assert dominance. Got invaded by 2 ppl in the swamp before crystal sage while i was still looking for a weapon, proceeded to get ganked . Lol
It's a masterpiece, especially that sexy man at the end))
(Sees last frame of video)
Oh no! It’s Manfred the Milfeater!
The moustache doing a lot of heavy lifting 🤣🤣
Fear not the man in Havel armor, for he cowers behind his defense
Fear the naked man with a broken straight sword, for he knows things you do not
I remember my first time a naked invaded me and I thought it wasn't gonna be that bad. There was also this time in Dark Souls that it happened.
It’s like the perfect timing too, waste all my sorceries on the boss, then in comes lag souls McGee and bonk boi 🥲
Yeah it pisses me off that from soft still hasnt fixed lag and latency problems 10 years after ds1
Lmao....
I got invaded by "sorrybro", I already knew my time was up
Oh no, it's time to call the great "MerlinInLustForHunter"!
“Little birdy told me you was having fun”
Me: im going to play some darksouls its been a while might.
Invader with no armor and a dagger: OH HELLO THERE