Old Man Life Hack for Hornets

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  • @barbaramarlo9780
    @barbaramarlo9780 7 років тому +99

    LOL When I see you on VetRanch you are the epitome of a professional and compassionate Vet but on Offtheranch you seem like an over-grown teenager. A truly versatile individual. You have a wife and three kids but I feel like your wife has four kids.

  • @Stankmaner
    @Stankmaner 5 років тому +157

    Jesus this video was rough...Doser, Jake, and whataburger all one after another. The feels

    • @batman091904
      @batman091904 5 років тому +2

      Ik right 😢😢

    • @m.c8021
      @m.c8021 5 років тому +9

      The future is ass buddy. I will come back in 4 years and say it again

    • @Stankmaner
      @Stankmaner 5 років тому +5

      @@m.c8021 in 4yrs we may all be watching UA-cam via contact lenses (that's a complete exaggerating BTW.. Unless someone in the Orient makes and shares an affordable breakthrough in micro-tech)

    • @SeRgA123456789
      @SeRgA123456789 5 років тому

      Came here to write the same man...

    • @JonathanGarcia-js9pb
      @JonathanGarcia-js9pb 4 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately mark has passed to cancer

  • @vanessarachealsoto
    @vanessarachealsoto 8 років тому +46

    One of the only vlog channels I love to watch

  • @ChromaticCluck
    @ChromaticCluck 7 років тому +413

    I hate moving too.
    I hate moving off of my bed.

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 8 років тому +1091

    I clicked on this video because it was suggested, then I was like…
    'Wait… That's Matt…'

    • @exotichd775
      @exotichd775 8 років тому +6

      Toby Wood Yeah me to 😹

    • @jediparker
      @jediparker 8 років тому +18

      Your profile picture is a perfect visualization of how you felt. Well done.

    • @lpslover-mp2yy
      @lpslover-mp2yy 8 років тому +1

      Toby Wood ME TOO

    • @SKYRECRUIT236
      @SKYRECRUIT236 8 років тому +3

      OMFG SAMMMEEEEEEE

    • @ilovestitch1148
      @ilovestitch1148 7 років тому

      Toby Wood SAME😂😂😂

  • @jaywest4102
    @jaywest4102 8 років тому +349

    Wax the inside of the slide with carnauba wax, the wasps won't build there, and the slide will be faster. (Wasps don't like the Brazil palm trees that real carnauba comes from).

    • @dorthysavage6660
      @dorthysavage6660 8 років тому +22

      america

    • @andy316ful
      @andy316ful 8 років тому +3

      jay west that was definitely a kayak

    • @jaywest4102
      @jaywest4102 8 років тому +43

      andy316ful Watch the rest of the video, see what else happens before you try to correct people.

    • @romeotango5597
      @romeotango5597 8 років тому +8

      Gotta admit though, it was a funny comment. Ahahaha

    • @bruceingram4733
      @bruceingram4733 8 років тому

      I have the same problem. What kind of wax do you recommend? Candle wax, parafin, auto wax?

  • @PapaDuke_1
    @PapaDuke_1 8 років тому +41

    Starting fluid works aswell for almost every flying insect. No flame needed

    • @remingtonboggs4350
      @remingtonboggs4350 8 років тому +1

      Keith Tucker or with flames

    • @kevinyoon7004
      @kevinyoon7004 8 років тому +19

      Keith Tucker flames would make me feel better

    • @marie.s8167
      @marie.s8167 8 років тому +5

      Keith Tucker flames are always better though

  • @jackbarron2000
    @jackbarron2000 7 років тому +35

    2:50 just sums up how nice/funny Matt is... Refuses to swear in vids but allows some jokes and shows that he's normal too 😂.. Key to comedy is timing ;)

    • @Dunkndosentz
      @Dunkndosentz 7 років тому +1

      U mean 7:50

    • @lor_wisdom
      @lor_wisdom 6 років тому

      He swears sometimes

    • @RekiExter
      @RekiExter 5 років тому +2

      7:47 is an example to prove you wrong, but he's a lot better now

  • @lucacapperucci8711
    @lucacapperucci8711 7 років тому +737

    lol in like 8 years your daughter's first boyfriend comes to your house and he realizes you have like 30 guns xD

    • @kittenfartattack3072
      @kittenfartattack3072 7 років тому +100

      Luca Capperucci he probably has much more than that;)

    • @kumaflamewar6524
      @kumaflamewar6524 7 років тому +140

      shit at this rate by then he'll have 30 .50 bmgs alone

    • @lisandrogonzalez2390
      @lisandrogonzalez2390 7 років тому +55

      he ask the boy u prefer an ar15 or 50 bmg

    • @trentrasmussen4924
      @trentrasmussen4924 7 років тому +52

      Luca Capperucci it's Texas who doesn't have 30 guns

    • @mikestanlee3able
      @mikestanlee3able 7 років тому +32

      30 guns would seem a very small amount for Texas. Its more like everyone has an army supply at disposal.

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 8 років тому +6

    I usually don't really like vlogging channels, but there's just something about this that's just so pleasant to watch :)

  • @nicks2437
    @nicks2437 8 років тому +51

    Given: "...put this camera here so you can watch me run like a little girl" and "Annie is the brave one out of our family."
    Thus: Matt is more of a little girl than his little girl.

    • @ScrappyXFL
      @ScrappyXFL 8 років тому +4

      No dude, Matt is smart. This is coming from a dog that got stung in the eyelid.

  • @Texas-Chris
    @Texas-Chris 4 роки тому +2

    I miss Dozier!! I appreciate replaying old videos to keep his memory alive.

  • @everythingrick370
    @everythingrick370 8 років тому +233

    You never told us you had a zip line.. Why would you keep that from us..

    • @streamer47
      @streamer47 8 років тому +25

      That's pretty deceptive if you ask me...what the hell else is he keeping from us...he's starting to create some trust issues.

    • @everythingrick370
      @everythingrick370 8 років тому +9

      Don Alan Honestly I just don't know if I can come back from this

    • @streamer47
      @streamer47 8 років тому +7

      I'm right there with you...and you think someone's being straight up with you, and then they pull something like this...I'm devastated!

    • @everythingrick370
      @everythingrick370 8 років тому +25

      Don Alan what's worse (yes, worse) is that he has nearly 500,000 thousand subs on this channel and he's withholding vital information. information that is dangerous when with held. Matt...shame..

    • @streamer47
      @streamer47 8 років тому +14

      This is comin real close to a deal breaker for me

  • @chelseafn104
    @chelseafn104 8 років тому +18

    That little Chihuahua at the end cracks me up everytime I see it.

  • @Absurdity101
    @Absurdity101 7 років тому +346

    I wonder if the Apples are done growing?

  • @rockytopwrangler2069
    @rockytopwrangler2069 6 років тому

    WOW ! What an outstanding family video.. These children will definitely know what unconditional love is...Good Job Matt And Meredith!!

  • @Atlanticmantic
    @Atlanticmantic 8 років тому +147

    try hanging brown paper bags around the kids play area. Wasp think it's another nest so they wont build a one.

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 8 років тому +2

      dose that really work or is that just a suggestion.
      I have a few nests around here and really want to know

    • @Atlanticmantic
      @Atlanticmantic 8 років тому +2

      virgil mcmath it has always worked for us.
      You have to make sure there is no nest around first. It stops them from building new nest but not if the nest is all ready up.

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 8 років тому +2

      still will have to remember that one

    • @Atlanticmantic
      @Atlanticmantic 8 років тому +15

      virgil mcmath Make sure you tie the top closed and make it not look like a bag. You want to fool the wasps because they are very territorial and wont build a nest if they think there is a much bigger one all ready there.

    • @PrinceMelromarc
      @PrinceMelromarc 8 років тому +5

      Yeah Its Really Common Methods Use In Australia

  • @TheCSFriendly
    @TheCSFriendly 8 років тому +493

    He's so proud of his corny dad jokes, "so many white benches" rofl.

    • @yuflangpu8368
      @yuflangpu8368 7 років тому +6

      Came for tips about hornets. Watched guy MOVING FURNITURE for his friend. Boring... CLICKBAITED (and most of your Ameritards didn't even notice). Fail.

    • @synderhd8785
      @synderhd8785 7 років тому +1

      sᴛᴇʀʟɪɴɢ hey I'm English and I agree on what u said
      Because we left the EU

    • @savage_.chicken8994
      @savage_.chicken8994 7 років тому +3

      So many white bitchess

    • @ProbablyUpwards
      @ProbablyUpwards 7 років тому +1

      lmao shut the fuck up this guy is a legend idgaf if hes moving furniture

    • @abc1020143
      @abc1020143 6 років тому

      So bro yo mean a couple white bitches

  • @tackleberry5402
    @tackleberry5402 8 років тому +43

    The borax in the dish soap dissolves insect exoskeletons. Thats whats happening here.

    • @ericostlie6487
      @ericostlie6487 6 років тому +3

      Tackleberry thank you I needed that, got a huge problem with paper wasps in Thailand.

  • @fbihunterhunter9542
    @fbihunterhunter9542 5 років тому +34

    R.I.P.
    Jake Why do the best ones go first

  • @Yungbbydoll
    @Yungbbydoll 8 років тому +101

    im a city girl , why am I getting so much enjoyment out of this

    • @maxsadler1251
      @maxsadler1251 8 років тому +23

      Bryce Nicole cause its the best way of life

    • @Seseous
      @Seseous 8 років тому +21

      True. I had the misfortune of living in the city for two years. Never again. I'm in the middle of nowhere again and couldn't be happier.

  • @melo13melo
    @melo13melo 7 років тому +23

    It might be a good idea to replace that closed slide with an open one. Then the wasps can't build a nest inside it and it won't have any blind spots.

  • @theolav12
    @theolav12 8 років тому +195

    14:30 Annie are you gonna do it?
    "Fuck yeah!"

    • @lukecoxhead7683
      @lukecoxhead7683 7 років тому +5

      Balzsack mcdouchwad that's what I said lol

  • @SheepdogSmokey
    @SheepdogSmokey 4 роки тому +13

    The soap sticks to them so they can't fly, as well as working to choke them.

  • @shovel4prez492
    @shovel4prez492 8 років тому +237

    Matt. Has. An. Amazing. House.

    • @yamdostoevsky
      @yamdostoevsky 7 років тому +13

      HIs house is #goals

    • @lifehacker123
      @lifehacker123 7 років тому

      Meanwhile I'm sitting here in my 23 square meter (247 square foot) expensive as hell apartment, watching this...

    • @maruclout6757
      @maruclout6757 7 років тому +10

      everythings bigger in Texas

    • @adamcarter3854
      @adamcarter3854 2 роки тому

      Just look at his house now 😂 nothing compared to this

  • @joesanchez9266
    @joesanchez9266 8 років тому +32

    "we picked up soo many hot white benches" 😂😂

    • @joesanchez9266
      @joesanchez9266 8 років тому +20

      "these benches are dirty benches" 😂

    • @wendyrocke6548
      @wendyrocke6548 8 років тому +1

      Joe Sanchez they are dirty bitches

    • @jackredspider7705
      @jackredspider7705 7 років тому +1

      Joe Sanchez I got some dirty benches too 😩😂😂

  • @casey7069
    @casey7069 8 років тому +137

    Did your daughter say "f**k yeah!" when you asked her if she was going to jump into the pool?

  • @madkhilla22
    @madkhilla22 7 років тому +31

    "Can it go to the sun" kids. I miss being kid again.

  • @thomasgraham8563
    @thomasgraham8563 5 років тому +7

    Seeing Dozer and the kids running around makes me smile.

  • @boyertb
    @boyertb 8 років тому +55

    Heck ya, breakfast tacos AND Whataburger FTW!!!

    • @jesusacristo307
      @jesusacristo307 8 років тому +3

      I feel bad for the people that dont have whataberger :P

    • @boyertb
      @boyertb 8 років тому +1

      lol I feel like there should be a Sally Struthers video about that. "Won't you please help?" Hahaha

    • @BeenBoozled
      @BeenBoozled 8 років тому +1

      Gitsum i hate ppl who say waterburger

    • @karymeuribe2724
      @karymeuribe2724 7 років тому +1

      ThinkNow i have in & out so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @cetusjpg
    @cetusjpg 8 років тому +261

    we did it guys. we found the perfect human being

    • @boredwithamanda7705
      @boredwithamanda7705 7 років тому +6

      Let's Not I know. I love him.

    • @tart_avocado7862
      @tart_avocado7862 7 років тому +6

      the pug shirt was what sold me

    • @racheldormanen8992
      @racheldormanen8992 7 років тому +1

      The Shaytards seem to have it all together, too!

    • @jonjohn67
      @jonjohn67 7 років тому

      Let's Not not really...i mean he's on camera all day... raise those kids up... to be the Elite 👍duhhh... not brainless, stupid morons.... sorry I'm not sorry.

    • @themoldyavocado9502
      @themoldyavocado9502 7 років тому +2

      Aaron Rocha hes not stupid, he a damn vet.

  • @GamePrototypes
    @GamePrototypes 7 років тому +1

    Watching your videos Matt make me so happy. You're such a sweetheart. A real insperation.

  • @breusthebear5415
    @breusthebear5415 8 років тому +50

    The quote in the description is from Dumb & Dumber, LLoyd says it. I want my high five

    • @OffTheRanch
      @OffTheRanch  8 років тому +65

      You got it buddy, HIGH FIVE!

    • @balderknight7132
      @balderknight7132 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch red wasp 2 electric boogloo

    • @dacronnewport8354
      @dacronnewport8354 8 років тому +2

      OffTheRanch I said so as well, I got no high five:(

    • @paperoutefrank
      @paperoutefrank 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch I love all your videos on all channels I watch them as soon as they come out

    • @dacronnewport8354
      @dacronnewport8354 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch Matt you made me sad, no big deal I'll just go watch demo ranch and forget that I had NO high five from you.....

  • @StrokePlay
    @StrokePlay 8 років тому +60

    Love the Vlogs Matt, great content on all three channels! Well, four I guess ;)

    • @unused4606
      @unused4606 8 років тому +5

      EpicsArchive What is the 4th? There is Vet, Demo and Off the ranch. Anymore?

    • @jasonking3117
      @jasonking3117 8 років тому +1

      hes trying to play games with his brother but him playing is gonna be on his brothers channel

    • @unused4606
      @unused4606 8 років тому

      Oh thats what he ment. I thought another Matt channel.

    • @blakechan09
      @blakechan09 8 років тому +1

      Cooter's

    • @phoebebaisch4292
      @phoebebaisch4292 8 років тому

      He has another one called Creepy Cooter, starring his creepy mannequin.

  • @TheBertjeT
    @TheBertjeT 8 років тому +119

    Dumb and Dumber! - holds up hand for high five -

    • @OffTheRanch
      @OffTheRanch  8 років тому +53

      HIGH FIVE!!!

    • @haze1544
      @haze1544 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch FOUR FIVE

    • @shrtbtw1179
      @shrtbtw1179 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch if you respond it will make my day :) it's worth a try!

    • @SR-jk6en
      @SR-jk6en 8 років тому

      OffTheRanch I love offtheranch

    • @haze1544
      @haze1544 8 років тому

      No i m sure that he wont respond

  • @austinconverse3578
    @austinconverse3578 7 років тому

    Matt i just wanna say that this is the perfect video for off the ranch. The music in it was well chosen. And your family is amazing. I love yours and Meredith's relationship. Y'all keep on making awesome videos. Sending happy vibes from Mason Texas.

  • @PalmettoJoe34
    @PalmettoJoe34 8 років тому +19

    honestly my favortie channel to see in my subs

  • @Kirinketsu_
    @Kirinketsu_ 8 років тому +7

    If you Goggle it, it says most bees hate peppermint and cinnamon or anything spicy, so a few years ago I bought some peppermint and cinnamon can spray during Christmas time. When the Hornets and Wasp start coming out during the summer I sprayed around the house and all of the building and it seems to keep them away. I have been doing that for a few years now and I have not seen a nest yet.
    You can also try using Cedar Oil, it may last longer but is not as strong so you must cover the whole area.
    They also make fake Wasp nest you can buy and place around your home, Wasp are territorial and will try to avoid other Wasp.

  • @CanOfForTuna
    @CanOfForTuna 8 років тому +117

    the soapy water clogs up their tubes and suffocates them, killing them instantly.

    • @bossnachoz710
      @bossnachoz710 8 років тому +2

      it's also super cheap

    • @act.13.41
      @act.13.41 8 років тому +5

      Yes, it works instantly. Really.

    • @arielkhan5408
      @arielkhan5408 8 років тому +3

      jason sweeney wow

    • @jameshenley.
      @jameshenley. 7 років тому +2

      i thought it was gasoline

    • @Caedkekw
      @Caedkekw 7 років тому

      jason sweeney
      Not instantly

  • @RVAN-OFFICIAL
    @RVAN-OFFICIAL 7 років тому +122

    Why dont you use a 50 cal to obliterate wasp nest

  • @benschuster9792
    @benschuster9792 8 років тому +4

    I'm going to predict that in a couple years you'll have made a treehouse, a slide for the pool and your workshop will have expanded throughout the barn.

  • @1CherryTree
    @1CherryTree 8 років тому +16

    We used a bug bomb to get the wasps out of our chimney - perhaps that might also work on the slide? Put it in the bottom, seal the bottom with a sheet of plastic and gas those wasps out!

    • @APGT90
      @APGT90 8 років тому

      I was thinking the same, we did it to our garage to rid it of moths (those things are harder to get rid of than cockroaches -_-). He could put a tarp at the top and bottom, then drop one of those (or maybe 5 or 6...) in and seal it for a couple hours...

    • @cookie3072
      @cookie3072 8 років тому

      1CherryTree we actually used a torch taped on a broom stick to burn them then we used car wax on the surface they were building their nest

    • @PlutoIsntReal_
      @PlutoIsntReal_ 8 років тому

      1CherryTree we fumigated our pantry for moths

  • @Johnny-lj5ef
    @Johnny-lj5ef 8 років тому +12

    For some reason your videos are super entertaining to watch when I'm high...

  • @Em-mx2wu
    @Em-mx2wu 7 років тому +67

    Does he not like have the perfect yard/house I mean he also seems like the perfect guy, he loves animals and helps them, he is so kind, he loves kids, and I mean look at him but he's married and I'm probably like less than half his age 😔

    • @SkullCrusher757
      @SkullCrusher757 7 років тому +2

      i love animas and kids i can get a great farm going

    • @thebossman5561
      @thebossman5561 7 років тому +2

      Du can't you tell he's like 24 or something your probably 14

    • @buxadonoff
      @buxadonoff 7 років тому +8

      He's 24 ? Are you crazy lol dude is probably 30 ..

    • @greyishautumn116
      @greyishautumn116 7 років тому +1

      Your pfp and the comment made me laugh too hard 😂

    • @toloreinfrostofficial
      @toloreinfrostofficial 6 років тому +2

      don worry *us gun nuts are best left alooone* especially my kind, the teenage kind, we hurt
      *FURRIES*

  • @gswovoka6286
    @gswovoka6286 8 років тому +17

    Between OffTheRanch and VetRanch and DemolitionRance - you are hitting all of my sweet spots! I love to shoot and your interesting approach to the sport. I Love kids, but mine is grown... I love animals (esp dogs) and Vet Ranch maybe touches me most of all! Your New England Friend! (wanna see the leaves next year - a room awaits!)

    • @gswovoka6286
      @gswovoka6286 8 років тому +2

      PS - Maybe it is the color of the slide, that ttracts the wasps. The individual wasp in the playroom was just trapped and is no problem (i usually use a jar to get rid of those - capture and release) The recurring nest? get a good wasp guy - for a few bucks he/she will get rid of them and give you an education!

  • @ROHLFSROHLFS
    @ROHLFSROHLFS 7 років тому +67

    this guy's life is fuckin' awesome!! keep it up

    • @ROHLFSROHLFS
      @ROHLFSROHLFS 7 років тому +10

      beautiful family, awesome house tons of guns... I aspire to his lifestyle

  • @rumbleslug3334
    @rumbleslug3334 8 років тому +74

    14:30
    annie are you gonna do it?
    fuck yah

  • @needsabettername3165
    @needsabettername3165 7 років тому

    Matt, just came over from Vet Ranch and I already thought you were awesome.. But OMG you are an amazing dad/husband..I'm gonna make my husband watch you because you are goals! Best wishes to you and your amazing family and to every animal that comes through your clinic!

  • @Wheelygonzales
    @Wheelygonzales 8 років тому +23

    How would you feel if you walked out your back door only to find the hornet from Hell, the Tarantula Hawk, flying around?

    • @mysticpoodle8568
      @mysticpoodle8568 8 років тому

      Cameron Jackson omg

    • @chimpaflimp
      @chimpaflimp 8 років тому +6

      Coyote Peterson would leap out of a nearby bush and put it in his pocket for a future video.

    • @HopiPapi
      @HopiPapi 8 років тому

      In my experiences tarantula hawks are pretty tame around humans and people rarely get stung

    • @girtisholland
      @girtisholland 8 років тому

      +A Totally Ordinary Aubergine he's all about getting stung by crazy shit

    • @Duricas
      @Duricas 8 років тому

      Tis why a roadrunner is handy to keep around; they are the only known natural predators of tarantula hawks.

  • @aegg9915
    @aegg9915 8 років тому +9

    Matt is that quote from lloyd christmas one of my favourites

    • @aegg9915
      @aegg9915 8 років тому +2

      Can i have my virtual high five? 🖐
      Don't leave me hanging now

    • @OverBananas
      @OverBananas 8 років тому

      King Mandarin ✋

    • @krunkel39
      @krunkel39 8 років тому +1

      King Mandarin 🔫

    • @koongdavis
      @koongdavis 8 років тому

      I hate that! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

  • @braapshack4339
    @braapshack4339 4 роки тому +6

    Literally anywhere: *exists*
    Wasps: it’s free real estate

  • @tristanhales380
    @tristanhales380 6 років тому

    Why does it seem like Matts home is a utopia, and Matt is like the happiest person, and literally the definition of a good person. I feel like Matt should win an award for being the coolest guy ever.

  • @nicholsliwilson
    @nicholsliwilson 8 років тому +27

    For British viewers "Arugula" is what we call Rocket (AKA Salad Rocket) :)

    • @boywiththebread101
      @boywiththebread101 8 років тому +7

      Nicholas Wilson ohhhhh same for Australia, thanks I was like arugula what? Lol

    • @CyberEJ
      @CyberEJ 8 років тому +1

      Nicholas Wilson thanks bro!

    • @james583mk
      @james583mk 8 років тому

      Yeah because we use English instead of American English

    • @andreadavidoni5960
      @andreadavidoni5960 8 років тому +6

      you mean Americans use the original latin name for it?

    • @h0rcrux774
      @h0rcrux774 8 років тому

      SAME

  • @shooter-f22
    @shooter-f22 8 років тому +21

    I feel so sorry for the people that have never tried whataburger

    • @G19Jeeper
      @G19Jeeper 8 років тому +4

      Garrett Ogburn it's okay, we have pierogies, 5 Guys, and Primanti Bros up here in Pittsburgh.

    • @GioGuitarDude
      @GioGuitarDude 8 років тому

      Yeah it's not too bad. Not the best

    • @meesterc4854
      @meesterc4854 7 років тому +1

      Garrett Ogburn there are whataburgers in other states too not just Texas

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 7 років тому +4

      I feel bad for those that have never tried in-n out

    • @themagacat8239
      @themagacat8239 7 років тому

      Well in Connecticut we have Pancheros the best burritos ever

  • @ryandavis151
    @ryandavis151 8 років тому +53

    we had wasps in our shed so i took a lighter and hair spray and hit that nest so good!! they didn't see it coming.

    • @cliffharris6835
      @cliffharris6835 8 років тому +4

      I've used fire on them too. It works great. Also, if you dare to get it possibly on you, gasoline in a small coffee can works great too. Just don't light it up.

    • @ObsidianJake
      @ObsidianJake 8 років тому +26

      I just burned down my shed and got a new one, do it every summer.

    • @aToast3r
      @aToast3r 8 років тому

      ObsidianJake same

    • @mattcleary8257
      @mattcleary8257 8 років тому +2

      Ryan Davis dude country boy hacks

    • @mattcleary8257
      @mattcleary8257 8 років тому +1

      lol

  • @finnfirebolt1827
    @finnfirebolt1827 4 роки тому +6

    ARE THE APPLES READY!

  • @tracybetz7343
    @tracybetz7343 7 років тому +18

    Dumb and Dumber (jim carry's character say it) and a virtual high five too you to Matt :)

  • @treastraxisius9467
    @treastraxisius9467 7 років тому +110

    you have a beautiful family

    • @canuckaviator9924
      @canuckaviator9924 6 років тому +2

      Treas Traxisius Creepy bud, creepy

    • @Chloroformgirl73
      @Chloroformgirl73 6 років тому +3

      @@canuckaviator9924 He does have a beautiful family, though.

    • @BeardedBaldGuy87
      @BeardedBaldGuy87 5 років тому +3

      @@canuckaviator9924 only a child would think that way. You'll see it differently when you grow up.

  • @grav3265
    @grav3265 6 років тому +27

    USE FLAME THROWER!!!!! You may lose the house but it’s worth it

  • @eds1994fatboy
    @eds1994fatboy 7 років тому +1

    The late comedian Mitch Hedberg had a great joke about helping his friend stay put.Its so much easier than helping his someone move.He just went to his house and made sure he didn't start loading stuff into a truck

  • @glass4600
    @glass4600 8 років тому +28

    I have a WhatABurger here in Mississippi, I agree with you. it is good.

    • @alh1007
      @alh1007 8 років тому +2

      Gregory Smith got them in Florida also.

    • @emeryholland3861
      @emeryholland3861 8 років тому

      Gregory Smith I'm from Mississippi too but there's not one in my town. I've only seen one in Jackson

    • @dontbeaculpus
      @dontbeaculpus 8 років тому

      AZ has them. The best.

    • @demonseed2332
      @demonseed2332 8 років тому

      I know for a fact there is one in Ocean Springs, Ms. and another in Mobile, Al. It is a decent trip for me to get to either one, being i am from Moss Point, Ms.

    • @tylerkyle9675
      @tylerkyle9675 8 років тому

      they're in NC too

  • @bernardoabreu1185
    @bernardoabreu1185 7 років тому +87

    this is why I miss texas ...

    • @adrianracy2336
      @adrianracy2336 6 років тому

      Hazardous whataburger or weather

    • @walkerengland5722
      @walkerengland5722 6 років тому

      Same I lived there for 7 yrs

    • @Beer_Me
      @Beer_Me 5 років тому

      "Texas is the place I really looooovvvvee tooooooo beeeee" george strait

    • @m1y4nothing
      @m1y4nothing 4 роки тому

      Southern by birth Texan by the grace of God.

  • @connorcampbell8246
    @connorcampbell8246 7 років тому +19

    2 nests in the slid

  • @coralreefer4602
    @coralreefer4602 6 років тому +1

    I cant think of a better example for 'The American Dream' than Matt and his family.. Those kids are lucky to have parents like him and Meredith

  • @jaythomson4276
    @jaythomson4276 7 років тому +28

    I've always have thoughts of killing myself, but then I found your channel and you have made my life so much better.
    Whenever I feel down you make my day
    I just want to say thank you so so so much

    • @Jason-dn7qi
      @Jason-dn7qi 6 років тому +2

      Watches video on him killing insects *Helps with your suicide thoughts* The fuck!?!??

    • @TheSpec1234
      @TheSpec1234 6 років тому +3

      Mister Pugsly something nice to take his mind off of stuff, not specifically that. Quit trying to be edgy, not a super appropriate joke for that kinda comment.

    • @effectstatik5867
      @effectstatik5867 6 років тому +3

      Mister Pugsly you’re being kind of mean. Stop trying to be edgy

    • @Jason-dn7qi
      @Jason-dn7qi 6 років тому

      Effect Statik how’s that edgy lol

    • @cheekibriki.5752
      @cheekibriki.5752 6 років тому

      ....hmmm..... *GREAT*

  • @fucksereinstrucotrs1711
    @fucksereinstrucotrs1711 8 років тому +63

    I'm trying to figure out which state has more guns in it virgina or Texas

    • @Quondryth
      @Quondryth 7 років тому +3

      Victor Maziarka Texas i have 8 my self my grandad had 14

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 7 років тому +17

      Whatever state Matt is in at the current time

    • @jeovaniaguila7536
      @jeovaniaguila7536 7 років тому +4

      Victor Maziarka easy Texas Arizona and FLORIDA

    • @iceking3923
      @iceking3923 7 років тому

      Louisiana

    • @ThunderStar1998
      @ThunderStar1998 7 років тому +4

      Georgia

  • @BetaSpydog
    @BetaSpydog 8 років тому +21

    Damn dude does he have a ford raptor?

    • @Freyr77
      @Freyr77 8 років тому +4

      yea

    • @pflavie9360
      @pflavie9360 7 років тому

      BetaSpydog really good truck

  • @shackledkings
    @shackledkings 6 років тому

    Autoplay replayed this for me. Gotta say, your production, and content has stepped up tremendously

  • @spoopy1017
    @spoopy1017 7 років тому +5

    I laughed so hard when the kid asked if he could see the wasps in the slide and Matt ignored him all 3 times

  • @RoosterCODM
    @RoosterCODM 5 років тому +18

    “Just rolling in the raptor with my buddy Jake, we picked up so many hot white benches.” RIP Jake

  • @Keagan14541
    @Keagan14541 8 років тому +21

    I'd be surprised if an apple tree actually grew out of that pot XD, Also,.... 3:55 how do you go from Luke Bryan to John Legend .-. thats interesting

  • @michaelmacdonald2928
    @michaelmacdonald2928 7 років тому

    Roughly the first 2 and a half minutes of this video has taken the place of most beautiful video I've seen in my entire life

  • @gamingtiger1785
    @gamingtiger1785 8 років тому +39

    Lol mat ill do it too for the tacos

    • @13ON3S
      @13ON3S 8 років тому +1

      Gaming Tiger k

  • @samwagner31
    @samwagner31 8 років тому +4

    You should take the top part of the tube slide off. Your kids probably wouldn't fall out, and the wasps wouldn't build their nests there

  • @CherylLoke
    @CherylLoke 8 років тому +13

    from my understanding im pretty sure you have to dry the seeds before planting them

    • @orlandocarlo8349
      @orlandocarlo8349 8 років тому +6

      Cheryl Loke what's the point if you're going to water it right after

    • @flyagaric007
      @flyagaric007 8 років тому +3

      As long as the seeds have fully matured, there's no reason to dry them.

    • @simmerocky2393
      @simmerocky2393 8 років тому

      Cheryl Loke really? If you think about it logically there is no way seeds can dry all by them selfs in nature. Unless they are in a desert but there plants don't grow.

    • @Drarthan
      @Drarthan 8 років тому +1

      Cheryl Loke is correct. Drying an apple seed increases the chance that the seed germinates and the young plant remains healthy because microorganisms did not have water before to multiply.

    • @ufoboy5825
      @ufoboy5825 8 років тому +5

      Killing a little girl's dream smh

  • @victoriam586
    @victoriam586 7 років тому

    If that seed ever sprouted, I hope you kept it alive. Years down the line, this video could be even more of a family treasure if so.

  • @cokeiceeeee
    @cokeiceeeee 8 років тому +42

    of course you have a zip line.... who doesnt

    • @peterwelsh6975
      @peterwelsh6975 8 років тому

      Jon Rogers i had one! My brother built it when i was like 11.

    • @PostalPatriot556
      @PostalPatriot556 8 років тому

      Alex Fisher I had one growing up. We spent all day on that thing.

    • @Wetcorps
      @Wetcorps 8 років тому

      When I have kids I'll definitely build them a zipline.

    • @arielkhan5408
      @arielkhan5408 8 років тому

      Alex Fisher I don't :(

    • @warbot5375
      @warbot5375 8 років тому

      Alex Fisher me

  • @Mojoman57
    @Mojoman57 8 років тому +144

    What you came for - 5:21

  • @MaryBrownForFreedom
    @MaryBrownForFreedom 8 років тому +4

    Love the zip line over the fire pit... is that so you can BBQ kids when they misbehave?

  • @julyyyyifyable
    @julyyyyifyable 6 років тому

    everytime i watch one of your videos i just feel... warm.

  • @liamadvena2921
    @liamadvena2921 8 років тому +7

    More vlogs love them

  • @charlespitts8342
    @charlespitts8342 8 років тому +5

    You should have shot a tracer round through the fog

  • @TreeOfLifeCG
    @TreeOfLifeCG 7 років тому +8

    What you came for- 5:21 What you actually came here for: 13:27

  • @DavidFernandez-sc5ws
    @DavidFernandez-sc5ws 7 років тому

    The only vlog I have ever watched. Hello from Houston.

  • @iamgeobomb5969
    @iamgeobomb5969 8 років тому +6

    When i lose I'm winning I'll give aaaalllll of me of you

  • @emersonmorley3193
    @emersonmorley3193 7 років тому +3

    "What's arugula?"
    "I don't even know. Some kinda lettuce prolly."

  • @grayson7677
    @grayson7677 8 років тому +7

    HOW DOES HE KNOW EVERY SONG IN THE WORLD

  • @Ghostbooce
    @Ghostbooce 7 років тому

    That's such a good way of telling him you want him to go

  • @hollows1204
    @hollows1204 8 років тому +41

    Why dont you use hair spray or deodorant as a flamethrower. It kills em in like 1 second

    • @MiniDemonic
      @MiniDemonic 8 років тому +14

      Yea, because fire and plastic goes so well together.

    • @markmoore7042
      @markmoore7042 8 років тому +14

      MiniDemonic shhh people need to make bad decisions for their own good.

    • @hollows1204
      @hollows1204 8 років тому +2

      MiniDemonic If you hold it for a second it does nothing. It takes at least 2 sec on low grade plastic to melt a little bit

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude 8 років тому +32

      It kills you too tho. And your family. And your house.

  • @Mark-ql3xi
    @Mark-ql3xi 7 років тому +20

    Bro i swear u have my dream truck

  • @theapocasmith
    @theapocasmith 7 років тому +129

    Pull out every once in a while, holy fuck, Matt

    • @joshemynsanchez
      @joshemynsanchez 7 років тому +21

      LawnLivingStudios hahaha those were the cousins coming to town man

    • @JetFuueled
      @JetFuueled 7 років тому +8

      Hahaha this comment made my day

    • @MacOSTrash
      @MacOSTrash 7 років тому

      its just 3 kids lol.

  • @knightmar3294
    @knightmar3294 4 роки тому +1

    You should really plant some fruit trees at the mansion. The kids would enjoy watching them grow and eating the fresh fruits 👍

  • @deeznuts1369
    @deeznuts1369 8 років тому +11

    This channel should be called Matt v Wasps. :P

    • @booge737
      @booge737 8 років тому

      Deez Nuts Wrong! Ken V Wasps. thumbs up for Ken!

  • @BeardedBaldGuy87
    @BeardedBaldGuy87 5 років тому +10

    Matt got scared and shot his wad.. 12:17

  • @hyperman717
    @hyperman717 8 років тому +8

    You didn't know about the soap and water trick to kill Wasps?

    • @blakeherr5096
      @blakeherr5096 8 років тому +1

      I just use gum cutter and a cigarette lighter. plenty of fun

    • @jtruong0454
      @jtruong0454 8 років тому

      Blake Herr a gum cutter

    • @dorthysavage6660
      @dorthysavage6660 8 років тому +7

      i use my airsoft gun...really gives a more realistic feeling

    • @blakeherr5096
      @blakeherr5096 8 років тому +1

      + jonjon Its a spray mainly used by mechanics. What it does is gets junk such as tar aka gum. Check it out for yourself--> www.amazon.com/Berkebile-Oil-B101-Instant-Cutter/dp/B000CII6JM Or you can use your mom's/wife's hair spray instead

  • @calebmorales8711
    @calebmorales8711 7 років тому

    Whataburger!!! Love these videos, keep it up Matt!

  • @orion7873
    @orion7873 6 років тому +9

    I really didn't want kids until I started watching your channel ... Your kids seem pretty great. Don't tell my wife though.

    • @e_r1368
      @e_r1368 6 років тому +1

      Tobias Forge im TTELii;g ur WAiFU

  • @sjo6385
    @sjo6385 8 років тому +27

    Why dont you let soap with water fall down the slide

    • @tomstech4390
      @tomstech4390 8 років тому +14

      because its on the roof.

    • @basidiocarp
      @basidiocarp 8 років тому

      I said that, too. If he hurls a bucketful down it might work to hit the top of the slide.

    • @apexmike849
      @apexmike849 8 років тому +2

      Spray head.

    • @jasonhausler2798
      @jasonhausler2798 8 років тому

      Yeti Spaghetti the nest are on the top of the slide

    • @apexmike849
      @apexmike849 8 років тому

      Basidiocarp Tie a waterproof tarp over bottom end. Add soap concentrate. Leave a water hose in there until it fills.

  • @danielboon8721
    @danielboon8721 8 років тому +22

    Seriously need to scrap that damn slide dude. Not safe. I hate wasps more than anybody. I work to restrict their favorite building spots. They also like pipes and such like open ends on pipe fences and such. Fill those in with expanding foam. When I do find a nest I just love kicking back in a chair with a beer and practicing on it with an Air soft pistol.

    • @jaqq333
      @jaqq333 7 років тому +13

      Airsoft pistol? Don't you mean armor piercing incendiary explosive tipped .50 BMG?

  • @Zacharyb216
    @Zacharyb216 7 років тому

    wow this guy deserves so much more than 1m subs.....
    you are the man and a role model