"I can't help but to feel like I've started something...not wise..." This is why I call him the Hemrit of Chaos when telling my friends about Hermitcraft. ONE season Grian, can we go one season without you casuing a war? Probably noy but al least it is entertaining. =P
Other hermits: advertize on boatem Grian: So how about instead of destroying the advertizements, let's create several giant boat monstrosities and place them on other people's bases? Impulse and Pearl: *Sounds like a good plan*
I assumed the fact it was a cult was obvious from episode 1. Further evidence being the fact the hole to the void has a malicious gravity that attracts sacrifices, see the number of times Grian and Scar have "accidentally" fallen in.
Aw, he should've titled this video "BOAT 'EM" instead of "BOAT THEM" XD It's a teeny tiny change, but it would make it a PUN. And we all know puns are the BEST. And season 8 is the season of puns.
"I feel like i've started something... not wise?" I dunno Grian, whenever you mess with Doc it never gets out of hand, i'm sure it'll be fine (Civilwar and Area 77 flashbacks)
Its come to that very special time of year on the hermitcraft server, the time of year where the wild Grian starts a war over something and drags the rest of the server in. This behaviour is simply in the nature of the Grian, as they are the embodiment of the spirit of chaotic profit itself. .... i leave for 2 hours to go on reddit and come back to this, wtf
I would LOVE it if Grian went full Griangots with the inside of the bank and had a minecart track that ran to a bunch of individual vaults, one for each hermit. Maybe Grian could even get Mumbo and Impulse to work on a security code pad that'd direct all the switches to each individual vault and dump people into lava if they get the code wrong.
When Grian goes to do 'Marketing ' , you know it's going to something amazing . Be it renamed Zombies , bunch of adults ganging up on a single person in a virtual world using racecars (which were actually donkeys which were called horses) and now it's making other places laggy so that their base doesn't seem laggy at all.
To be fair, Grian didn't even start this war... it was everyone else advertising in Boat'em. He just wants to make sure everyone else can finish what they started.
My favorite scene: "Buy at boatem." 13:34 The way he says it straightforwardly, and Tango's look. Made me think of the look he got when he sold rotten flesh for two stacks of diamonds.
I just want to thank you, Grian, for making me feel like a kid in primary school again every time you upload. Sometimes life gets tough, but your videos are sheer joy and you never fail to put a smile on my face. I know it might sound silly but, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate your work. Keep at it.
Hermits, week one of season 8: we won't have a shopping center this season, which will hopefully work out fine. Hermits, a few months later: *Boat cultists have launched an all-out offensive attack against octagonal super mechs, iron farmers, hippies, a mysterious lost tribe of people with gigantic eyes, and more in response to aggressive advertising.*
@@Dajopa-is-here nah he means grian didn't think about this, picking a lag fight with the guy who made Bluetooth items, a nether portal made fully out of copper, the octochunk and a ton of other kinds of ways to break minecraft
I like how the first time when you broke the blocks under Pearl she was floating there and then soon as she looked down she fell it was so laggy that she floated for a second
Having been in Pearl's stream when she helped with the paths outside Grian's base... yet the timelapse was legit like seconds long... it really, really puts into perspective how much time and effort each timelapse takes. Props you guys, that's amazing!
I don’t know if you’ll see this, but you should make vending machines around the server as shops. Have the hermits put in diamonds and the products can be dispensed out. Just a thought…
At the start of the episode: "I've been putting off the texturing of my base but let's just tackle this head on." Literally seconds after: Proceeds to put it off for half of the episode and do a bunch of shenanigans.
It all started when Grian touched my Octagon....
Hi doc
oh dear, here we go again.
The war has begun.
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
...is this the spark of another war?
Grian: *starts a lag war*
Xisuma, managing the server: "I'm in danger."
First a civil war, then a turf war, then a tree war, now a war to see who kills xisuma's sanity first
@@eldritchomen xisumas server pc is rather going to die
Rip x
🤣
Lol
tango and the others: lets make a lil bit of advertising
grian: WAR IT IS
True dat lol
It’s Grian what did you expect
Yep
"The more I look into this, the more Boatem feels like a cult." - Grian, 2021
was it the human sacrifice?
Mumbo, a month later: I've started a cult.
Impulse may have made the true Boatem slogan: “Boatem - the lag is manageable”
Add a ‘…’ between is and manageable and that’s perfect
Mumbo: And my chest are the managers
@@Bilal_G Just stop already
@@erasedexistence4161 you guy need to stop!
Pearls words when giving redstone to mumbo: a little bit more lag in boatem
I love how Pearl somehow didn’t fall until she noticed there wasn’t a block beneath her. Some Looney Toon physics
Timestamp?
Kai Burtenshaw 8:35
The lag side grants access to abilities some would consider... unnatural.
The wonders of Australian ping
That’s just Pearls ability
Grian: *builds a sea of boats and waits for Tango to unleash it*
Tango: *unleashes it*
Grian *innocently* : buy at boatem!
And then whacks Grian one for it! Haha
Poor Tango just gets harassed to buy at boatem lol
I seriously laughed so hysterically at Tango setting off the "boat bomb", my cat came over to see if I was alright
are you sure your cat wasn't on its way to loot your dead body? /j
@@Ace-jm8mg :0
@@ineedfood11 they aint wrong
Aw cat
@@ineedfood11 :0
Grian: Let's finish the mountain!
Grian 8 minutes later: *It's breathing.*
Grian out of context 1o1
*lol* -lol-
Grian out of context! Haha!
I laughed way harder at this than I should have
Absolutely love this comment
"If you can't beat 'em, boat 'em"
Grian, Art of Hermitcraft.
Since it’s Grian, it would still be Art of War.
@@iwatchyoutube5394 did u see doc's comment? Yea that means war LMAOO
Nice
I like it
Good 👍
@@iwatchyoutube5394
Turf wars tree wars civil wars crystal wars literally everything else
8:35 I love how Pearl does the thing like in cartoons, where she doesn't fall until she realizes she's standing on nothing 🤣🤣🤣
Alternative episode title
“All was well on the hermitcraft server, until the Boatem Nation attacked.”
Lmao, laughed at this for a whole minute straight
Great reference to avatar last air bender
Everything changed when the boatem nation attacked...
The actual title is way better in my opinion, simply because it's a pun of a pun
With Spruce, Oak, Birch, and Acacia the boatem nation was unstoppable....
Other hermits: “my base is a bit laggy.”
Boatem: don’t be shy, lag some more!
😐
Lol
Lol 😍
lol
Lol chain
I think Grian's started a tradition of giving every season its own war.
What's hermit craft without a war.
Not 1 war. Many wars. Remember the tree war?
Coming this season, the Lag Wars
@@jaytheredpanda183 hermitcraft 1,2,3,4 and 5
We love the hermits and chaos
3:38
Grian: “this is in your face marketing”
Me: “in your base marketing”
True
Underrated comment
Grian: Us advertising boatem might have start something...
Grian's Mind: "Looks like war is back in the server boys."
Doc’s way of breaking minecraft: complicated redstone machines
Grian’s way of breaking minecraft: BOATS
Pesky boats
b o a t
Boat em all lag em all
*b o a t s*
Edit it to say B O A T S (pronounced Boe Ats)
Grian:
"We need to stop putting off texturing the mountain, it has to be done."
Also Grian: "So we'll do that later today..."
So true xD
At least e did SOME of it
@keenanchandler u spelled he worung
@@jenledsome9301 you spelled wrong wrong
@@someonewithnopurpose3440 you forgot to put a , with wrong wrong
Grian: "I can't help but feel I've started... something... not wise?"
Me: Remember the tree war? It'll just be that with extra steps.
what is it with grian and starting wars themed around wood?
"I can't help but to feel like I've started something...not wise..."
This is why I call him the Hemrit of Chaos when telling my friends about Hermitcraft.
ONE season Grian, can we go one season without you casuing a war?
Probably noy but al least it is entertaining. =P
He always seems to do it by accident too.
So far he's been successful in s9 in not causing a war. Instead he participated on both sides of one
@@princessravendiamond4288You spoke too soon
Impulse: “Is this enough”
Grian: “MORE”
Pearl: “Is this too much”
Grian: *”MORE”*
Item frames= LAG
@@FE0003 be mad at the people who liked than
@@RobertDoornbosF1 agred
Kylo Ren noises intensify
*Game grumps noises INTENSIFY*
Grian: Mumbo is a bad CEO, he is irresponsible
Also Grian: Starts a war with half of the server over advertising
Anything grian looks at either breaks or turns into war... or both
@Mike2Dice all of the above
Grian has yet to be in a season where he HASN'T started a war over something.
He would have been baned is it was Mine, AND MINE WOULD HAVE CRASHED AND NEVER START
Grian: we do a lil' bit of trolling...
The awkward moment when Grian "accidentally" starts another server-wide war... For the third season in a row.
Other hermits: advertize on boatem
Grian: So how about instead of destroying the advertizements, let's create several giant boat monstrosities and place them on other people's bases?
Impulse and Pearl: *Sounds like a good plan*
New favourite Grian quote: ‘I don’t think we broke the server, I’m pretty sure we broke tango though’
Something tells me a few thousand anvils are in boatems future
@@quaruke9489 I smell war ngl
Yes
bruhhh 😂👌✨
the big boat bang
Grian: mumbo is a bad CEO
Mumbo: I'm going to do Grian's job for him and he is going to love it.
Grian: boatem is a cult
I assumed the fact it was a cult was obvious from episode 1.
Further evidence being the fact the hole to the void has a malicious gravity that attracts sacrifices, see the number of times Grian and Scar have "accidentally" fallen in.
Uhh Im seeing this as a more love/hate relationship
@The Minecraft Hamburger boathulu, or something like that.
@@DarkKnight-yd5du I think Boathulu is currently occupied on consuming octagon
Grian: "it is a little bit laggy when you get up here "
Me: *currently in a Terraria snowstorm*
Hello
Aw, he should've titled this video "BOAT 'EM" instead of "BOAT THEM" XD It's a teeny tiny change, but it would make it a PUN. And we all know puns are the BEST. And season 8 is the season of puns.
the current title already is a pun
🎶Caaaan you feeeeel the laaagg tonighttt🎶
E
If u like them so much why don’t u marry them
definetely
Your 2 minutes into the video, FINISH IT PLS!!! LOL
@@EEEEEEEE gg
Grain: “Ugh, I can’t shop here it’s full of boats..”
Tango: *”I CANT EVEN MOVE”*
Ah yes, Grain.
Who is this grain character
What’s bread doin here?
Who is this grain character.
Who is this grain character
Grian: We almost broke the server, we almost broke Tango
Me: Almost started another war…
Grian-"I feel like I started something"
Me having flashbacks off all the wars and conflicts Grian strated.
They should rename Mumbo's end crystals to "boat cleaners" or something like that and sell them for like 30 diamonds each
pure genius
@Jonathan Berrier A Guinness? Grian's an Irish beer AND grain?!
Pure genius. Head of marketing here.
@@Skywalker8510 Waffle head of Marketing
someone give this man an award. your speaking grain's language, which is in S T O N K S language
"I feel like i've started something... not wise?"
I dunno Grian, whenever you mess with Doc it never gets out of hand, i'm sure it'll be fine
(Civilwar and Area 77 flashbacks)
it all started when grian touched octagon, he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
He prank with lag the guy who broke minecraft 3 time since the start of the season
Turf war flashbacks
Trade War time. I’m calling it
Civil War Part III
grian: "boatem is UNBEARABELY laggy"
me: *coughs in ping*
Some of the hermits ended up with a bigger navy than 20th century Britain and that seems like a win on their behalf 👀
hermitcraft 6: Civil War started when Grian touched Docm’s bush
hermitcraft 8: Grian decided to put *some* boats at Docm’s octagon
hermitcraft 10: grain decides to put a single block of cobblestone in doc's high bright city (opposite of the deep dark cities)
@@chair._ couldve named it "bright light cities"
emphasis on the *some*
HC7: *I'ma just put mycelium with Grass*
*doc and ren's octagon
Grian, Pearl, Scar: Making their mountains look northern-y with pine trees.
Mumbo: Philippines. Take it or leave it.
Impulse: Take it. *relocates Mumbo's entire base*
I love this style of humour!
Minecraft today is so creative. Btw, anyone here know about a new meme coin called Meta Shiba????
yeah yeah, an anonymous invite me to Mshiba group, the admin is quite active and he or she answer all question
Tango: that was the opposite of fantastic
Me: THAT WAS BOATIFUL! 😭
Pearl: How exactly do you have this in your head?
Grian: Redstone.
Pearl: **nervous laughter**
Assassination classroom?
@@expiredmilk5435 yep
Karma the badass guy yay
Xisuma (the Hermit): Grian is such a great addition to Hermitcraft
Xisuma (the server admin): Why did we invite Grian the server destroyer?
eX- aye - shuma - void
@@chair._ xXexayshumaXx
Shishwammy
13:00
Im not even close to joking right now, that was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in minecraft
is that a llama in a bowl ☠ 😭
UA-cam, 6 hours of posting this comment
Likes:1
Comments:1
Funny:0
Employe who wrote this : fired
never knew llamas can be cooked for soup
Hahahha
UA-cam?
Underrated comment
Its come to that very special time of year on the hermitcraft server, the time of year where the wild Grian starts a war over something and drags the rest of the server in. This behaviour is simply in the nature of the Grian, as they are the embodiment of the spirit of chaotic profit itself.
.... i leave for 2 hours to go on reddit and come back to this, wtf
:/
FINALLY ANOTHER WAR
The beautiful land of Hermitcraft was so peaceful before Grian came along...
hahahaha
With only 2 Chaotic Brain Cells.
@@3meraldskies "Then everything changed when Grian attacked."
Tango: *places 3 banners*
Grian: SUMMON THE BOAT TSUNAMI!
Was Mumbo that placed the banners
5 actually
@Respect_Undead yeah, with the exclamation symbols‼️
I would LOVE it if Grian went full Griangots with the inside of the bank and had a minecart track that ran to a bunch of individual vaults, one for each hermit. Maybe Grian could even get Mumbo and Impulse to work on a security code pad that'd direct all the switches to each individual vault and dump people into lava if they get the code wrong.
It's midnight and laughing hysterically about grians suspicion that mumbo has become boatem a cult
When Grian goes to do 'Marketing ' , you know it's going to something amazing . Be it renamed Zombies , bunch of adults ganging up on a single person in a virtual world using racecars (which were actually donkeys which were called horses) and now it's making other places laggy so that their base doesn't seem laggy at all.
Renamed zombies? Didn't Tango do that?
@@mohammadmeu yes that was tango not grian
Wait. What season was that. And for what shop
you forgot the time he suicided in front of people with an inventory full of notes saying to shop at Sahara, lol
Wait weren’t the cars (donkeys) Mumbos idea?
Grian: "I can't help but feel like I've started something... not wise."
Me: "War! War! War! War! War!"
Begun the Corporate Wars have.
MORE WARRR
yeeeeeeah!!!!!
To be fair, Grian didn't even start this war... it was everyone else advertising in Boat'em. He just wants to make sure everyone else can finish what they started.
I read this RIGHT as he said it hahaha
Watching Grian make an eldritch horror made of boats was the peak of my day
"I can't help but feel like I've started... something."
The story of every season Grian has been part of. And I love it!
Hermit: Puts up a sign in Grian's general vicinity
Grian: "It's war then!"
The lag wars
Grian has gone to war for a lot less.
Server: *chuckles* im in danger
@@ResidentEvilFan1123 last season he went to war because Scar did exactly what he wanted him to.
He doesnt need a reason to start a war
Grian: “I just need 20 stacks of wood from you.”
Impulse: Chuckles “Okay, I guess so.”
hermitcraft in a nutshell
Imagine scicraft
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear luna
@@AxxLAfriku GOOD they should be stupid bot
@@AxxLAfriku no
This season had a lot of potential. I’m sad it ended so early.
Grian: Scar will never know.”
Me: Unless if he watches this.”
(People start advertising)
Grian: "do you want a war?"
he’s lazy and ran out of content it’s actually pathetic lmao
@@gaudi77 but its still entertaining lol
@@gaudi77 actually everyone in hermitcraft is giving each other a content like that signs
@@gaudi77 you're lazy
@@gaudi77 why u here?
My favorite scene:
"Buy at boatem."
13:34
The way he says it straightforwardly, and Tango's look. Made me think of the look he got when he sold rotten flesh for two stacks of diamonds.
3:43 that little *ooo* from Pearl was cute
"Advertise at Boatem they said..."
"It will be great for business they said..."
*looks at the gigantic pile of boats*
underrated comment right here
I just want to thank you, Grian, for making me feel like a kid in primary school again every time you upload. Sometimes life gets tough, but your videos are sheer joy and you never fail to put a smile on my face. I know it might sound silly but, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate your work. Keep at it.
Couldn’t have said it better myself honestly. I’m in college and have a part time job but videos like these let me forget about stress.
Couldn’t agree more tbh
I think i read this wrong, but i think you meant to say from the boatem of your heart?
Same.
I hope he sees this
17:40
„When Scar is back up and running…“
critical
Grian, Pearl, and Impulse: makes a boat bomb
Me: *Season 6 Chicken flashbacks*
Hermits, week one of season 8: we won't have a shopping center this season, which will hopefully work out fine.
Hermits, a few months later: *Boat cultists have launched an all-out offensive attack against octagonal super mechs, iron farmers, hippies, a mysterious lost tribe of people with gigantic eyes, and more in response to aggressive advertising.*
The fact that this is the plot and not just an exxageration of it just proves how crazy things can be
@@grudds yup. 100% organic Worldbuilding
Grian from last episode: I’m never taking this hat off.
Grian from this episode: Oh no, I’ve lost the hat
Amazing comment and no replies
@@xoFyxoL yes
One of, if not, my favorite episode from Grian of Hermitcraft Season 8
*2B2T looking at the boat lag:* "Interesting..."
:>
*Grian* :" _Lets Target One Person_ "
*Also Grian* : " _Targets 2 Entire Societies_ "
Grian: does another "harmless prank"
Me remembering S6 and 7: here we go again
And the little prank with the tree war
The lag war is imminent
Mycelium resistance also started that way
The lag war is happening
When Grian broke the block under Pearl, it was EXACTLY like Coyote and the Roadrunner of her not falling until she realized she wasnt on anything
Grian: Boatem is super laggy
Also Grian: has thousands of chests everywhere
Honestly the big eye shopping district looks great with boats. Maybe not as many, but it fits the coastal vibe. It makes me think of Venice
France? Yeah, I totally see that! Cool vibes big eye has now with all those boats 😂
Honestly though? Imagine the boats all packed together in the water, held back by some cobble to make a pier.
"Is that a llama in a bowl"
"It's a construction helmet thank you very much"
Mr beast and Mark robert: ocean clean up project
Grian: *SHOOTS 300 boats into the ocean right next to tangos base*
Grian:My work here is done
Mark robert
Finally a worthy aponent our battle would be legendary
Grian:**wants to lag out the server**
Mumbo: I see a challenger!
Grian: **Steals the hat from the factory** "All right Scar will never know"
**Heist passed**
Knowing Scar, Grian makes a valid assumption XD
Mission
Accomplished
But did he remove the item frame? lol it is visible
*the velum was destroyed*
Uh, maybe starting a Lag war with the guy who recently built the most precise and powerful lag machine ever wasn't a great idea lol
@MFR Gaming I think Docm77
It's not about lag wars, it's agressive marketing wars
Yeah, Doc really didn't think about this
It’s not about aggressive marketing wars, it’s about the mets
@@Dajopa-is-here nah he means grian didn't think about this, picking a lag fight with the guy who made Bluetooth items, a nether portal made fully out of copper, the octochunk and a ton of other kinds of ways to break minecraft
I love how the response to advertisement in their gigabase was server griefing
I like how the first time when you broke the blocks under Pearl she was floating there and then soon as she looked down she fell it was so laggy that she floated for a second
Having been in Pearl's stream when she helped with the paths outside Grian's base... yet the timelapse was legit like seconds long... it really, really puts into perspective how much time and effort each timelapse takes. Props you guys, that's amazing!
What does she stream on
@@Ash_and_Smoke twitch
SUPER SPEED TIME-LAPSE!⚡
I am so proud of grian he hasn’t started a war YET like there was a tree battle but that’s no war
Well, there also was that rivalry between boats and goats, started by Grian, but that's not a war, I guess.
We'll wait
It was Pantala all over again. The tree wars. AAA
The war started when he messed with Doc xD
Shhhh before he figures out
Yes
Grian: I couldn’t agree more
Me: I couldn’t a-grian more
4 years ago: I shall call it the "GrainStation"
few years later: Who is this GRAIN person?!
Now: GTRAIN!
I really like the music what is it?
Grian's Hermitcraft season to do list:
-Make a megabase
-attempt to install mumbo as head of a puppet government
-start server war
-blame mumbo
- avoid the blame...... And blame mumbo
Why does grian do these kinds of things in basically every season
SO TRUE IM DYING
*o h n o*
he has done two of them..
Grian- "I feel like I've started something..."
Me- "there's the season 8 war! :D "
Tree war although that was fairly small
It was inevitable 🤣
Advertising war? Shopping war?
8:16 that’s the boat-em Monster!
Even Mumbo’s out doing me at the moment…
Hmm….
Hmm…
Mumbo fans: WhAt’S tHaT SuPpOsEd tO MeAn!!!
Everyone: *advertises through boatem*
Grian: You know the rules and so do I
🎶 A full commitment's what I'm thinking of 🎶
🎶 You wouldn't get this from any other guy 🎶
Iiiii just wanna tell you how I’m feeeliing
gotta make you understand 🎵
Gotta make you understand🎶
🎵🎶🎵NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP🎵🎶🎵
“Today we’re gonna texture the base!”
*2 hours later*
“Haha boats go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Edit: Ok enough with the Es
E
@@EEEEEEEE E
E
E
E and true
I don’t know if you’ll see this, but you should make vending machines around the server as shops. Have the hermits put in diamonds and the products can be dispensed out. Just a thought…
Favorite Grian line: even Mumbo’s outdoing me at this point 1:43
Grian: We didn't break anything, apart from Minecraft
Me: yeah, that tends to happen around Doc...
i was like "i thought that's what you were supposed to do at the octagon???"
That’s a lot grian....
Maybe its because of some machine doc made? Also he probably broke something besides minecraft
"how is this not breaking the server?" he asks, in the base of Ren and Doc, the two who have consistently broken the game all season
yeah that is kinda intersting
It's a bummer you couldn't find the hat from Scar.
BTW, there's a chest at 1:01 that you didn't open. Maybe it's in there.
0:57 Grian: looks through a chest monster
Also Grian: becomes a chest monster
At the start of the episode: "I've been putting off the texturing of my base but let's just tackle this head on."
Literally seconds after: Proceeds to put it off for half of the episode and do a bunch of shenanigans.
2
3
4
5
6
Grian has officially started the
“Boatem-Goatem war”
And BIG-EYES
Bravo
@@haroldbeladas9097 bigeye-boatem-goatem war. Indeed.
Yes
Civil war
Turf war
*economy war*
Was I late for class watching the boat pranks? Yes.
Was it worth it? Oh hell yes.
Grian: "I should advertise Boatem."
*starts a war*
Wow the boat spread was crazyy. Tango's pov is going to be hillarious