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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  5 місяців тому +70

    SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! DROP SOME IDEAS!!!

  • @Bendyman09
    @Bendyman09 5 місяців тому +227

    history teachers always teach in 2 ways.
    1: "This is how world war 1 happened"
    2: "AND THAT'S HOW I THINK THE MOAIS WERE CONSTRUCTED AND MOVED. ALL OTHER IDEAS OTHER THAN MINE ARE FALSE."

    • @bjorncorvin4568
      @bjorncorvin4568 5 місяців тому +9

      And the 3rd method of sending Historical Cosplay Porn during Lockdown

    • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
      @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 5 місяців тому +4

      I liked your comment to make sure another doesn't get too comment (I take this wayyy too seriously)

    • @touchgrass7129
      @touchgrass7129 5 місяців тому +6

      @@bjorncorvin4568 what freaky deaky ahh teachers did you have

    • @bjorncorvin4568
      @bjorncorvin4568 5 місяців тому +4

      @@touchgrass7129 I honestly can't tell you, She was always a lil goofy...to say the least

  • @A_Fabulous_Killjoy
    @A_Fabulous_Killjoy 5 місяців тому +159

    Ok, but he’s starting to actually have a personality in these videos, I’m here for it.

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  5 місяців тому +57

      i realized people want it, and im here for it too, just getting a nice balance which i think i have

    • @A_Fabulous_Killjoy
      @A_Fabulous_Killjoy 5 місяців тому +8

      @@VaazkLShortsMakes sense honestly, cool.

    • @SouthernGothicYT
      @SouthernGothicYT 5 місяців тому +7

      @@VaazkLShorts it's honestly really cool to get a peak behind the voice

    • @Stranger-gl6ie
      @Stranger-gl6ie 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@VaazkLShorts YES EMOTIONS YES WE ARE EVOLVING BACK TO HUMANE REACTIONS YES!
      (Elp me)

  • @The_Film_Fanatic111
    @The_Film_Fanatic111 5 місяців тому +153

    You know why America and Europe can’t play chess together?
    They are missing a Queen and Two Towers

    • @ddesmarais7251
      @ddesmarais7251 5 місяців тому +35

      Want to know why napoleon lost at chess?
      He ran out of horses

    • @cuberrt
      @cuberrt 5 місяців тому +3

      did you just...

    • @rAIGMIBU
      @rAIGMIBU 5 місяців тому +2

      you can still play chess with no queen or no towers

    • @XTRgames2024
      @XTRgames2024 5 місяців тому +3

      NAHHHHH

    • @ravenlover7924
      @ravenlover7924 5 місяців тому +1

      Ouch.

  • @josephmoneybags476retired
    @josephmoneybags476retired 5 місяців тому +247

    That mammoth impression was actually unexpectedly good😂

  • @pochiluis0570
    @pochiluis0570 5 місяців тому +47

    19:10 the first photo explains that the ruby is for protection against illness and evil and in the next photo they show the queen wearing 3 of them when being close to Donald trump, the meme uses the popular theory that Queen Elizabeth uses her outfits to secretly or indirectly express her opinions on subjects because she is more or less force to stay neutral when it come to politics, and the joke is that it’s usually one ruby that is weared(judging by what the first image shows) but for Donald trump the queen decided to wear 3 of them.

    • @H0sh_P0sh
      @H0sh_P0sh 3 місяці тому +1

      i needed a comment that had no replies so ppl could see mine easier (sorry) but 1:59... they're literally family, both had Queen Victoria as their grandmother so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @JaharNarishma
    @JaharNarishma 5 місяців тому +42

    Re: black plague 8:50
    Poland's secret was hygiene. They washed often. It has been credited to Hebrew customs assimilated from all the Jews migrating there (Poland was one of few places that allowed migrating Jews to stay on good terms).
    Milan's secret was strict quarantine, enforced by brute force.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      This is a myth, the Pope sent out a Bull defending jews for the reason that they were dying at the same rates as others.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 5 місяців тому +1

      I know where I'm going then.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      This is not true, a Pope wrote Bull based on the fact jews would die as much as Christians.

    • @MyNameIsZelo
      @MyNameIsZelo 4 місяці тому

      Iirc from a history fact I read, since the Jews washed often, they did not catch the Black Plague nearly as much, and this in combination of antisemitism caused many to believe the black plague was a cursed incited by them.

  • @boi7316
    @boi7316 5 місяців тому +14

    Me, a historian: You know what women should be doing?
    My gf: Cooking dinner?
    Me: No. They should be doing the family's finances. Math hurts my brain.

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 5 місяців тому +22

    9:04 I cannot look at that spiky bug without remembering a fun fact about it.
    The animal called "Hallucigenia" was not able to move backwards or to the sides. It could only move forwards...
    ...until all it's enemies were destroyed.

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 5 місяців тому +51

    On the topic of forgetting about a war:
    In WW2, Poland declared war on Japan so that allies could use a Polish destroyer in the Pacific, but Japanese refused to acknowledge that declaration and everybody forgot they were at war when it came time for Japanese capitulation. Documents proving it were found and war officialy ended in 1956

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 5 місяців тому +17

    Everyone was gay in the roman times and were shocked that one guy was straight

  • @Fizzydov
    @Fizzydov 5 місяців тому +26

    9:22
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @galaxycraft0075
      @galaxycraft0075 4 місяці тому +2

      COMING DOWN THE MOUNTINSIDE!

    • @norbertujvari3595
      @norbertujvari3595 4 місяці тому

      STORM CLOUDS FIRE AND STEEL
      DEATH FROM ABOVE MAKE THEIR ENEMY KNEEL

  • @Leightr
    @Leightr 5 місяців тому +8

    I cannot find it on my shelf right now and my google-fu is weak tonight, but there is an account of a Japanese delegation in the 1800s written as a report to the government of Japan, where they toured across Asia, then Europe, then a boat to the US, across the US then back to Japan. Along the way they were tasked with evaluating everything about western culture, industry, etc. They looked at railroads, hospitals, prisons, they noted the manner of the people, the layout of the cities, everything. And since this was meant to be a government report, the author gives his very frank opinion of everything he encounters. Edit: found it; "Japan Rises, The Iwakura Embassy"

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird 5 місяців тому +6

    Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve, Why Would You Think This Is Steve, The Opposite Of Steve and Julie.
    Such brilliance.

    • @chelseasheehan9227
      @chelseasheehan9227 5 місяців тому

      What would they do if the twins were two separate genders?

    • @adinfinitum5739
      @adinfinitum5739 5 місяців тому

      @@chelseasheehan9227 steve and stevette

    • @strangecolouredbird
      @strangecolouredbird 5 місяців тому

      @@chelseasheehan9227 Stevette, not Stevette, Deefinatley not Stevette, Stevette, One Of Our Stevettes Is An Imposter

  • @Death_lite
    @Death_lite 5 місяців тому +20

    I just download Twitter
    Me and Oreo are having a feud

  • @Very-fancy-man
    @Very-fancy-man 5 місяців тому +14

    1:04 that voice crack was evil

  • @Karansharma69420
    @Karansharma69420 5 місяців тому +23

    0:31 that mammoth sound is gold

  • @KnightrideThrillz
    @KnightrideThrillz 5 місяців тому +34

    4:15
    I believe the reason we dropped the unnecessary letters in words here in America is because it costed money for each letter per word on a printing press or something so we got rid of those letters to save money

    • @RexRagerunner
      @RexRagerunner 5 місяців тому +10

      The reason to this specific case of dropping "u" from those words is because with the American English, Americans tried to make English more phonetic and threw out some letters so the words revert back to the forms before English adopted them. If I'm not wrong, "Glamour" is the only exception to this as the word was invented in Scotland which makes the word and English word so they left the "u" in.

    • @KnightrideThrillz
      @KnightrideThrillz 5 місяців тому +1

      @@RexRagerunner thanks for the extra info bro

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 5 місяців тому +1

      @@RexRagerunnerIn other words: We tried to unbullshit it.

    • @godowskygodowsky1155
      @godowskygodowsky1155 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RexRagerunnerIt was largely the work of Webster. Noah Webster had a vision of making a sweeping spelling reform that would make American English separate from British English and make it completely phonetic. Only a small fraction of his suggestions caught on.

    • @chelseasheehan9227
      @chelseasheehan9227 5 місяців тому

      That’s what I heard

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 5 місяців тому +5

    0:52 - Fun fact: the Titanic's sister ship, the Olympic, was used as a troop ship in WWI. It currently stands as the only passenger liner of any kind to have sunk an enemy submarine.
    Anyway, the Olympic-class Ocean Liner was actually a theoretically unsinkable ship, with a highly compartmentalized hull structure, watertight bulkheads and double-layered (originally intended to be triple-layered) hull. The Titanic disaster was a mix of multiple factors, including build quality issues and multiple hull breaches caused by the ship scraping the side of the iceberg. After the incident, the Olympic was retrofitted to address these issues, and the Britanic was built with design updates specifically in mind. The Britanic, unfortunately, hit a sea mine and sank while acting as a hospital ship. The Olympic, on the other hand, hit a German U-Boat and _sank the U-Boat._ The Olympic went on to have a full, if somewhat short, career doing transatlantic runs until 1935, when it was decommissioned and scrapped due to operational losses caused by the Great Depression and the ship's incredibly high maintenance costs.
    If "My Heart Will Go On" is the theme song of Titanic, the Dragonforce Cover of "My Heart Will Go On" is the theme song of the Olympic.

  • @CanisMythson
    @CanisMythson 5 місяців тому +8

    16:00 How different our world would be, had two men chosen paint over politics.

  • @galaxycraft0075
    @galaxycraft0075 4 місяці тому +2

    Tsar (which is pronounced Zar) Nicolas II, King George V and Kaiser Wilhelm II all look the same as they are actually all cousins. Queen Victoria was their George V's mother.

  • @DatAlien
    @DatAlien 5 місяців тому +12

    11:45 That map is a trainwreck. Strangers missing an r and somehow the author thinks a seax was a stone sword when it was an iron age/early medieval type of large knife/machete/small sword.

  • @The_Film_Fanatic111
    @The_Film_Fanatic111 5 місяців тому +10

    We all love that One Chill Male History Teacher

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 5 місяців тому +3

    "Death by shovel" was still incredibly common in WW1, and remains a perfectly viable fate to place on ones enemies to this very day.
    Shovels are sharp.

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 4 місяці тому +1

      Also heavy and metal, with a long shaft for extra leverage.

  • @Komrade717
    @Komrade717 5 місяців тому +4

    Europe: Oh no a rat- famous last words

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 5 місяців тому +11

    The whole ''people are more attractive now'' trend in so many of those is so wrong. And I don't just mean because beauty is subjective anyway. But because yes, people did clean themselves. And not just twice a year. The soap was invented in 3000 BC. Peasants in Ancient Time and the Middle Ages all had access to bathhouses which they used extensively, in fact it was often considered the most important building in town and the first one to be built when making a new settlement. And they did also use cesspits exactly to avoid having to drink ''poopy water''. The Romans even had sewers! People just think people before the 1900s were all filthy because, well, people in the 1800s were filthy because of the Industrial Revolution. The massive overcrowding in the cities during the Industrial Revolution caused sanitation to go way down until only nobles in the cities could afford to clean themselves and city-dwellers had no real choice but to just throw their trash and their feces out of windows or into rivers. But just because it was true in the 1800s doesn't mean it was true for all of history.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      There were like no Nobles then and laws were brought in to deal with sanitation.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 5 місяців тому

      @@johnnotrealname8168 Buddy there are still nobles now, most of which are still just as rich as they were in medieval times. Except for France with their revolution, they were never killed or deposed. Sure, except for Kings and Queens, we don't really use their titles anymore but that doesn't mean they lost their power or land.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      @@giantWario There are people with titles yes but they are not Nobles in the classical sense also no they are not just as rich and often their lands were taken by the government such as in Ireland. The Nobles today are not landed interests especially since today land is not as important as it once was.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 5 місяців тому

      @@johnnotrealname8168 Yeah British nobles lands were taken by the Irish government after their independence. Because duh. That's not really relevant. Land is not less important now, it's more valuable than ever, the fact that you think otherwise really makes me feel like I'm arguing with a teenager.
      Just do yourself a favor and look up the wealth of all the royal families of Europe.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      @@giantWario Yeah you call me a teenager when you do not realise that land-reform in Ireland preceded independence by about 50 years. Land is not valuable in the same way it was historically, social mobility is much higher than ever before.
      They are not doing especially badly but bear in mind wealth is a measure of fixed assets and not all of them are owned by individual people but the "Crown" which really means the government. Similar to how the British Monarch is Duke of Lancaster but the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster is the one who administers it who is a government official.

  • @Trebor74
    @Trebor74 5 місяців тому +3

    The Easter islanders actually have a song for moving the moai. Similar to a sea shanty to ensure everything was done to time.

  • @rubensf7780
    @rubensf7780 5 місяців тому +2

    11:01 Quarterstaff is sick af tho

  • @Just_a_Spyder
    @Just_a_Spyder 5 місяців тому +12

    1:25 then people say the world never wanted furries

    • @AnonymousFohYOU
      @AnonymousFohYOU 5 місяців тому +3

      Hey, things change
      Just because people 40K yrs ago wanted it doesn’t mean we want it now (by we I mean me and all the anti-furries out there)

    • @Just_a_Spyder
      @Just_a_Spyder 5 місяців тому +7

      @@AnonymousFohYOU silence child

    • @AnonymousFohYOU
      @AnonymousFohYOU 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Just_a_Spyder 1. I’m not a child
      2. I’m still going to be an anti-furry, even if you tell me to stfu

    • @Just_a_Spyder
      @Just_a_Spyder 5 місяців тому +6

      @@AnonymousFohYOU whatever floats your boat, I'll respect your opinion, agree to disagree, cool?

    • @AnonymousFohYOU
      @AnonymousFohYOU 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Just_a_Spyder cool

  • @RazorSharpMC
    @RazorSharpMC 5 місяців тому +2

    Cool history fact: the first ever modern tank design by Austro-Hungarian engineer Gunther Burstyn in 1911 was rejected because there was no need for such thing.

  • @blargminton
    @blargminton 5 місяців тому +4

    1:08 its funny but you dont understand, "new coke" is the reason pepsi is now a competitor. old coke still used the same machines from back when their drink included ACTUAL cocaine and apparently their drinks were benefiting from untraceable amounts of it in every can from residue. when they brought in new machines the 'new coke' tasted awful and on top of that all their customers were no longer able to get the fix for their addiction
    my mother was one of those people, years after the machine swap she spotted a pre-swap coke can in her car and needed to be restrained by my father to prevent her from drinking from a disgusting bulging can that was about 3 years old. after she was calmed down and the can disposed off she wondered what the heck she was doing.
    today my family drink pepsi lol

  • @-_-00000----
    @-_-00000---- 5 місяців тому +2

    12:52 actually had to do smth similar but in the life of 1800s Canadiens, either as people from first class, middle/lower class, the clergy, or a slave. Highlights follow:
    "New master new me #slavelife"
    "Tired of these orphans finna beat someones knuckles"
    "Slave misbehaving, any advice?"
    "Slave ran away, I want a refund"
    "Feelin cute, might get smallpox later idk"

  • @hamham0317
    @hamham0317 5 місяців тому +3

    1:58 Yeah, they we're 1st cousins along with Wilhelm the 2nd of germany

  • @shisakani8396
    @shisakani8396 5 місяців тому +5

    12:00 Kalaallisut inuit mentioned!!!! (I’m Greenlandic)

  • @valeriepollard8815
    @valeriepollard8815 5 місяців тому +2

    History always sounds like a story and then i remember that it happened

  • @a.anonymous1318
    @a.anonymous1318 5 місяців тому +3

    13:50
    Skeleton Solider couldn't defend the dungeon

  • @Mr.LepusEtSerpens
    @Mr.LepusEtSerpens 5 місяців тому +1

    The Greeks were the best f*cking storytellers in history
    “Lets make a gay love story between a God and a half-goat man and turn one of them into a f*cking grape vine”
    Whattpad writers got nothing on that

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 5 місяців тому +4

    16:00 This is the single reason Germany lost. Somebody who wanted to be a painter, but failed and became a politician vs somebody who could paint but choose to be a politician.
    Now we just need to check up on Stalin's paintings.

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 4 місяці тому +1

      Hard to tell which of Stalin's paintings are authentically his, since people keep on getting edited into or out of them

  • @AnonymousFohYOU
    @AnonymousFohYOU 5 місяців тому +6

    1:59 I mean they were cousins

  • @susanmuris4998
    @susanmuris4998 5 місяців тому +1

    John Brown was a great hero who helped destroy slavery

  • @anonymousthesneaky220
    @anonymousthesneaky220 2 місяці тому +1

    I think "unafordable river town" applies to like half the major cities in the world. 2/5 stars not specific enough.

  • @Unit754
    @Unit754 5 місяців тому +3

    History rules with vaazkl.

  • @speedy01247
    @speedy01247 3 місяці тому +1

    Comparing an architect to a construction worker is bogus. Like the peasants didn't decide how to build it they just built it. Also you are ignoring costs, they had basically unlimited funds by the church or nobles in many cases.

  • @Imthesherrif
    @Imthesherrif 5 місяців тому +2

    14:17 John browns body lies amoldering in the grave

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 5 місяців тому +2

    06:17 The top wall is literally named a Ha Ha wall, after the sound people make when discovering there is a wall.
    It is used when you need a wall, but still want an uninterrupted view.

  • @jamesschoneman4461
    @jamesschoneman4461 3 місяці тому

    Hitler tries to become an artist and fails so he becomes a politician
    Winston Churchill does both. Absolute Chad

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 5 місяців тому +1

    03:21
    Uuh... they did have guns. They were poor, but they did have guns.

  • @mikkitoro8933
    @mikkitoro8933 4 місяці тому +1

    John Brown becomes more based the more I learn about him.

  • @1_SH0_RK_1
    @1_SH0_RK_1 5 місяців тому +195

    1 like = 1 pushup

  • @wp1432
    @wp1432 5 місяців тому +1

    Just call the British Museum they will move that for free

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria 5 місяців тому +1

    8:20 That reminds me: the town of Tunja in Colombia decleared war on France when Napoléon took over Spain, but everyone also forgot until like 10 years ago, when they found the documents

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      Towns did not have the authority to Declare War. It is more likely to have been a receipt of a State of War.

    • @55alegria
      @55alegria 5 місяців тому

      @@johnnotrealname8168 Well maybe that was the case, but I wouldn't be surprise if they were like "we don't care about rules!" and Spain was like "wtf no stop that"...

  • @theprancingprussian
    @theprancingprussian 5 місяців тому

    4:45
    Sieges before artillery:
    You gathered 4 of the most talented minds in europe to build 4 rock throwers that will damage 10 houses in the next year
    Sieges after artillery
    We spend 3 economies making these 50 metres thick walls
    Pls dont aim over them

  • @nunocampea2395
    @nunocampea2395 5 місяців тому +4

    why are all the cool toys invented buy dudes who used to work at NASA?! 15:30

  • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
    @jokerofspades-xt3bs 5 місяців тому +5

    4:15 the reason we do that is cause capitalism
    no seriously you used to have to pay per letter when mailing so people started removing letters that were deemed useless

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 5 місяців тому +4

      big thanks to capitalism for making spelling in English marginally easier

    • @kelf114
      @kelf114 5 місяців тому

      Wasn't for mailing; it was for typesetting.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 5 місяців тому

      Blaming it on an economic system is bull@#£% since @#£%ing BRITAIN!

  • @PineMountainMusician
    @PineMountainMusician 5 місяців тому +3

    14:11 bro is the ultimate chad 🗿

  • @PlanetFroggie
    @PlanetFroggie 5 місяців тому +1

    4:12 I’m not the only one who sees that kid falling in the background, right?

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard 5 місяців тому +2

    0:22 - While I think the medieval illiterate peasants had at least one literate architect, and peasant communities could be in a rich area to afford fancy churches. I know at least one I visited in East Germany was really fancy because it was in a rich mining region. Them peasants are true believers.

  • @CR0W_.F34TH3RZ
    @CR0W_.F34TH3RZ 5 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact: the woman at 2:37 was called vulcana, and in Australia she has a thingy training woman circus tricks. And her home town is unknown!

  • @MarcusZepeda
    @MarcusZepeda 4 місяці тому +1

    These means make me love history even more

  • @chaikhai6249
    @chaikhai6249 5 місяців тому +2

    This is the earliest I’ve ever been

  • @That_one_rally_driver
    @That_one_rally_driver 5 місяців тому +1

    This guy Makes every school class fun

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 5 місяців тому +1

    "No I am, uh, selfish"

  • @Cody-5501
    @Cody-5501 5 місяців тому

    Ngl restoring the Roman Empire would solve most of my problems.

  • @UnknownTuber450
    @UnknownTuber450 5 місяців тому

    8:49 The reason this exists is because at the time the information was released it was under the control of the Soviet Union and therefore not clear if the information is true or not

  • @goop864
    @goop864 5 місяців тому +1

    6:36 I always thought John Calhoun looked like Frankenstein's creature from the 1930s film

  • @deafeningoctopus
    @deafeningoctopus 5 місяців тому

    I think the Queen Elizabeth II one refers to how Burma used to basically be like North Korea is today.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 2 місяці тому

    0:58 Ranged cavalry, balista, roman 3 lines, light skirmishers at the flanks, open field so they can be outmaneuvered ... there are ways

  • @raebrogden
    @raebrogden Місяць тому

    Ok so the literal Hercules movie is playing rn on my TV, is this a sign to get into Greek Mythology and Percy Jackson?

  • @Fanman1217
    @Fanman1217 5 місяців тому

    Pharoh:TOUCH MY SHIT ILL CURSE YOU
    Cryus:please dont? I want to sleep please. Thank you.

  • @The_Film_Fanatic111
    @The_Film_Fanatic111 5 місяців тому +3

    Random Fact of the Day: Did you know that the ABC song has the same tune as the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
    If you don’t trust me, hum the tunes of both

  • @THE_PERSON555
    @THE_PERSON555 5 місяців тому +2

    3:52 i can agree with this

  • @kuronoch.1441
    @kuronoch.1441 5 місяців тому

    0:50 One should know that the "pictures of Titanic" are all most likely the pictures of its sister Olympic. That ship is called Old Reliable for a reason.

  • @AK-qh6lr
    @AK-qh6lr 5 місяців тому

    20:02 My new way of saying I'm straight: "I'm like Claudius"

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 5 місяців тому +2

    16:29 Common. Especially in Germany and Belgium, but the Netherlands less so. Still common enough, but not to that ridiculous extent. We got out most bombs by using German POW's after the war.

  • @CosmicAggressor
    @CosmicAggressor 5 місяців тому

    Note that only england uses the imperial system. We use the SAE system which is a rationalized form of the imperial system.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 5 місяців тому +2

    BRO DO THE DRUNK VIDDDD

  • @Faquack
    @Faquack 5 місяців тому +3

    8:53 we kept cat’s

  • @Medumy
    @Medumy 5 місяців тому +1

    There is a third dead civilization you can pick when you are a teenage boy 🇩🇪🎨🖌️

    • @hhhhhhhhh1071
      @hhhhhhhhh1071 5 місяців тому

      Just as bad or maybe slightly less bad than the USSR

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 5 місяців тому

    0:16 You have no idea how much I would've wanted to be there to teach them.

  • @The_Film_Fanatic111
    @The_Film_Fanatic111 5 місяців тому +2

    Okay but why is barely anyone talking about how 1 Rat defeated all of Europe?

  • @denithwijesinghe4128
    @denithwijesinghe4128 5 місяців тому

    13:25 As a history nut of Greek and Roman histories I can say that Troy (top left) and Gladiator (bottom right) are semi accurate historical/mythological films but not a reliable one.

  • @williambell3304
    @williambell3304 4 місяці тому

    2:00: The Tsar and the King look similar because they were cousins. They were also cousins of Kaiser Wilhelm.

  • @CircusFoxxo
    @CircusFoxxo 5 місяців тому

    Nicholas II and George V look similar because they were cousins. Wilhelm I of Germany was as well. WWI was basically a family row between Victoria's grandsons

  • @tiggytheimpaler5483
    @tiggytheimpaler5483 3 місяці тому

    The one about vikings thinking math was magic is so very very wrong but its too fucking funny to actually correct

  • @Alguien644
    @Alguien644 3 місяці тому +1

    They literally took a castle in the 1940s, but today people aint doing shit, just complaining on twitter about "omg guys my boss just put me 5 more hours of work😢😢😢".
    The workers shall unionize

  • @carloshenriquezimmer7543
    @carloshenriquezimmer7543 5 місяців тому

    19:18 THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED- Tsutomu Yamaguchi, was in Hiroshima when the first bomb was launched, returned to his home in Nagasaki to recover from his injuries, just to have another dropped on him..

  • @OGBEKFAST
    @OGBEKFAST 5 місяців тому +2

    7:02 I am indiginous to Canada and this is hilarious!!!🤣

  • @futureandevolution8315
    @futureandevolution8315 5 місяців тому +1

    1:04 As a Pepsi enjoyer, I appreciate this situation

  • @josephmoneybags476retired
    @josephmoneybags476retired 5 місяців тому +3

    TRÖÖÖÖÖT

  • @Orca4135
    @Orca4135 5 місяців тому +2

    1:28 Noooooooo 😂

  • @JohnLuke-Uh
    @JohnLuke-Uh 5 місяців тому +2

    Hi! Love these videos so much!

  • @nazodreemur8284
    @nazodreemur8284 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact
    The new coke was not a protest against coke but Coca Cola plan to make their coke sweeter like Pepsi

  • @onyaYT
    @onyaYT 5 місяців тому +4

    Vaaz, i have your family hostage.
    Do greenscreen kid memes *NOW.*

  • @istoppedcaring6209
    @istoppedcaring6209 4 місяці тому

    sieges after canons. walls got THICK (siege of ostend was a classic)

  • @Greenpopin.
    @Greenpopin. 4 місяці тому +1

    Me when i see anomalocaris being called "???????????" kinda hurts my soul a but

  • @SCALosc
    @SCALosc 5 місяців тому +2

    oh so that’s why there were dragons

  • @mustar2136
    @mustar2136 3 місяці тому +1

    16:13 They find a ww2 bomb in the Danube every two weeks....

  • @darthdirden
    @darthdirden 3 місяці тому

    My favorite medieval blunt weapon is the Maul what about you

  • @rytherandom
    @rytherandom 5 місяців тому +2

    giggity giggity goo

  • @liorfox
    @liorfox 5 місяців тому +1

    Also the same country to stop metric measurements to come to the United States