Breaking News - Gareth Southgate signs 25 year contract
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2024
- Gareth Southgate signs a 25 year contract to manage England and looks ahead to the final v Spain In a Wash&Go Shampoo and Conditioner Academy of Banter sketch. Get yours now at amzn.to/3YFUmpH #Spon
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He needs to stay as England manager just to give Darren such great material lol 😂😂😂
I love this channel but it's absolutely not worth the pain
@@badwolf7777 True lol 😆 🤣
@@badwolf7777what pain he's got to two eruo finals 😂
No other reason.
@@MikeBarratt-lk3gtYet wins nothing. What’s the point? This is arteta level stuff
It’s incredibly important to remain cautious
Never go forward, never go backwards, always go any other way, never make a decision other than telling all of the players to go anywhere
Love that Harry has gone missing, literally
I was just going to say that myself.
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Joint top scorer in the tournament 😂
Farley is a genius. Beyond the mimicry, his work on narrative and context is awesome. Big fan.
The writing is top notch
"beyond the mimicry, his work on narrative and context" Can you get more pretentious! I prefer his joke about semis, myself.
@@Ash_18037 huh?
Facts
' Invisible ' Harry Kane 😅😅😅
Joint top scorer in the tournament 😅
I think it's hilarious that even if we win on Sunday, nobody would want him as manager of their own team.
He's world class
@@Giggedy.😂🎉
Not even a Championship manager. Why the hell is the FA going to extend his contract?
The semi's watching Kalvin Phillips train..😂🤣😅😂. Harden up SouthGOAT!!
Tournament and international football is totally different to league football
If Southgate sinks into the ocean, somehow it will become a desert. This is the level of his luck so far
😂😂😂
Now that’s a comment that made me LOL for real 😂🫡
@@danielj.m5478 suuuuuuuuui 😃
The amount of semis he's achieved watching his footballers is admirable to be honest.
Great to see Kane at the press conference for moral support.
as if SouthGOAT's specialest golden angel baby boy would be anywhere else
I wondered what the purpose of the hat was for, until Kane spoke. Genius!
"I've had 8 semis, watching Kalvin Phillips!" 🤣🤣🤣
Dear King Charles, kindly give knighthood to Darren as he is the best entertainer in the universe. Arise Sir Darren Farley, you Legend🙌🏼🙌🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Southgoat is just getting better 😂
That look in the eyes 💯🏴
I've had 8 semis watching Kalvin Phillips LMFAO Well played Darren, well played.
Be extremely cautious signing that contract Gareth
That's right, you never know when the 🖊 might break and squirt ink into the 👀 and mouth 😉
Kane was truly invisible throughout the tournament. 😂
Very proud to be here!
Beautiful human beings there
With great character
Very very beautiful. Not as beautiful as Kolo though.
Again I say…. These videos are somehow more real than reality😂
southGOAT will stay as England manager for an eternity 😂😂😂
on the bright side, it'll only be one eternity.
yea obviously.
As a German I want Southgate to stay. Even if he wins this tournament, I still think he's an average manager. The exciting game against the Netherlands is actually the anomaly. His normal regular football is boring and negative. I'm hoping that he will regress to the mean. Managers can't really change who they are and they always revert to their true self.
@@One.Zero.One101well actually re southgate I was having a conversation with a france fan a few years ago pal and he actually compared southhate to deschamps🤔the comparison was re the style of football they play in being very similar? the difference is deschamps had won a trophy and southgate has not yet however as an english fan I am hopeful we do fluke it somehow tho anyway🤣 I agree with you tho re southgate he is average as a manager at best really 🤔
Darren Farley you are a legend!!! 🤣
kane without the face makes you realise how accurate it is hahaha
Obviously
Wow the squirrel look face is a Legend.😅😅😅
"I had alot more semis than you think"🤣🤣
OMG this was so funny. It took me a while to get the 'invisible Kane' joke....hilarious.
U must be slow...
@@Heatwave9000 Not as slow as you are obnoxious.
Yeah obviously. ;)
The quality of the banter here is just phenomenal, nearly as good as Gareth South-GOAT's tactical genius. Whatever the hell he's doing he better do it again on Sunday lol.
The statue..just brillant but so true..
"Harry, this Darren Farley upload has shown up in your suggested videos, are you going to watch it?"
"Yeah, obviously."
"Cautious decision, Harry".. Rgr
Southgout muddles though once again. Lucky lucky bloke.
As Master Kenobi said "in my experience, there's no such thing as luck".
Gareth scapegoat and the worst fans in the world 😂
@@hyywe240worst fans in the world? Lol ironic, seems to me whatever team you support has the worst in the world with how much you hate England
@@Ar17778 I support england. I don't support a prem team. These tournaments are so important to me
@@hyywe240wtf are you going on about.
The only way to stop the 16 year old on Sunday is to draft in Philip Schofield.
That would be unwise...but not illegal!
@@markoarkaina8656 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So fr#ggin' funny. Hats off to you.
Ouch!😮
Thanks - always brilliant, you create a lot of smiles.
Very kind mate, thank you 😁
One of your best yet Darren, some great one liners and Kane being invisible was genius.
Holland and Netherlands and Peter Pan😂😂😂
This bit was genius 😂😂😂
😂😂😂👍🇮🇪🇷🇺
Kane could have scored a few if he was there when balls have been put in to the six yard box.
Sadly he was deeper than the arctic ocean, so he wasn't there, he was jogging back towards his own goal
but he wasn't and hasn't been the whole tournament
@@joeexotic5831I think you mean the specific ocean
@@badwolf7777 no need to be specific about the ocean, but he was deep for 6 games now
@@sterlingmarshel6299 😂 that's my point.
I don't get 'insomnia' watching England play boring football. I'm standing on the sofa shouting, "Why are we so Sh8t!! Southgate do something!!"
Indeed. The wife scootered over to the pharmacy for some meds to calm me down.
Darren …. That’s the best you’ve ever done! Excellent 😂😂😂😂
Agreed, the Southgate series is particularly good.
Have you seen the Ai videos of Gareth
I can't survive this
Joking aside... he did cure my insomnia. Albeit briefly, but i fell asleep twice. If I was eatching it in the pub id have been kicked out.
11 Semis 😂😂😂😂 FFS pure class. Lets hope he stands to attention on Sunday 🫡
Right back at Liverpool 😂😂😂
and Wales
He's worked on his looks.. 😂
In the actual interview with GS post-match the other day, his furious blinking made me laugh after seeing these vids
The only sensible thing Southgate said was, "Holland stood off us and gave us space so we were able to play". Yes Gareth because you have created a team that can't play if a team pressures us.
‘We watched Pete Pan 11 times’ ‘yeah obviously’
I’m dead 😂😂😂
We did our research on the Netherlands, and they play just like Holland 😂😂😂😂
😂😂👍🇮🇪🇷🇺
Brilliant line!😅
I don't want the euros to end because I'm loving the Southgate vids 😂
Great stuff Darren.
LEGENDARY.🌟.
Your Harry Kane impression is GOLDEN
So lifelike, yep!
How’s Gareth planning to deal with the 66 year old Spanish winger, Lamin Yamal on Sunday? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
He's 16 and Gareth has called up Philip Schofield to keep him quiet.
@@phoenixrisin5848😂 shout tha
@@phoenixrisin584816s legal age, he's too old for Schofield
@@phoenixrisin5848 too old for Schofield
@@phoenixrisin5848 WHAT? SIXTEEN? NO! SURELY NOT!! 😱😱😱😱
Harry Kane the ghost lmao 🤣
He's the invisible man actually 😂
Who ghosted Harry Kane? Gareth Southgoat?? Rgr
Make him Prime Minister... has to be an upgrade.
Just brilliant Darren...crack me up 😂gazzgooner 😊
Gonna miss the brilliant Southgoat content once the euros are over.
He's back for the World Cup... cautiously...
him and Hendo
End got me in bits 😂
Would have brought Toney on but he wasn't looking 😂😂
Just class!! 👏👏👊
when he says decision it cracks me up
'Wash & Go' though.
Farley, always brilliant mate! 😂😂😂
I think Darren should be England manager press conferences would be so much more enlightening where can you buy wash & go and does it give you a semi
My opinion is that England would have been way more impressive at the Euros without Gareth Southgate!
In other words, the team would have played better in every game by managing themselves on the pitch!
You're a genius man keep it up : D
Brilliant Darren,thanks.😂
The nico Williams working on his look 😂
Bloody hell I did not see Harry there 😂
Absolutely brilliant
Let's be honest Farley has got us lot through this tournament! Nerves and frustration turned to hilarity - and done with Love. T y ❤
Why is there a floating hat…..😂
Amazing!!!
Stuart Pearce suggested he quit and become the technical director but i think that's worse because Southgate ball would become the framework for future teams!
😂😂😂
Southgate impression is far too funny 😂
Wonderful stuff amazing
Amazing
It would be dreadful if England wins this. We all have to watch Harry Kane lifting a trophy. Down with this sort of thing.
Not a chance!😂
I love the floating hat. It’s Gotta be Harry Kane.
The Kane statue 😂😂
Hahaha ha!! Superb
Anyone know where I can find the England song by ,majestic, galksportndidnt even say what it is
The Netherland Peter Pan and the semi’s 😂😂😂
This is gold, didn’t even know Kane was there until he spoke 😂
At least we'll see the statue next time!
Never slept so well myself!😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is class absolute class
great work, vry funny guy
The constant blinking really hurting my eyes to see 😂
Hilarious 😂 Well played Darren
Kane as the hat is pure comedy genius!
'This Gentleman Is Pure Genius'.
I did not know that Gareth sign a new contract .
8 semis watching Kelvin Phillips train 😂😂😂
This is f’ing spot on haha!
Great skit 🎉🎉
Class 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't look at ball the other 74 minutes ha ha ha ha
Every time I hear Gareth southgoat on the radio I piss myself that farley has got his voice to a T haha
In 8 years, he won more knockout games than every English manager combined in the 50 years from 1966-2016.
just by luck and easy draws 😂😂😂 just imagine he was on the other side of the tournment with france, germany , and spain ..... etc
and yet England fans would take any of the previous manager over this buffoon
@yoshiwoollyworld Well, there is Germany - when they were going through a bad patch! Otherwise, none.
"WITHOUT winning a final"!
@@carl3684 it's England. The same is true of every manager other than Alf Ramsey. Or it would be, if any other English manager had ever made a final.
That headline made me laugh
This was quite good😂😅😂😅😂😅
We all watched peter pan 11 times farley genius
Brilliant
3:43 yes u r the goat gareth
This is absolute gold 😂
Best ever!