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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2020
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  • @AtlasReburdened
    @AtlasReburdened 3 роки тому +560

    "Texas, America America, Texas."
    I endorse this message.

    • @MFJared
      @MFJared 3 роки тому +1

      We all know it's the only one that matters.

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 3 роки тому +3

      Nooo not Amerrricaa.
      It's MURICA !!!!

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 3 роки тому

      Texas has always been wishy-washy on America.

    • @AtlasReburdened
      @AtlasReburdened 3 роки тому +2

      @@swirvinbirds1971 I know we are, but as he stated it, it's fine. We all know that the rest of America is just Texas's western, northern, and eastern wings.

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 3 роки тому +2

      @@AtlasReburdened My point is many times throughout it's history Texas has turned it's back on the rest of the nation. Texas only likes America when it suits them.

  • @valentinkushtan
    @valentinkushtan 3 роки тому +2244

    When he said “Texas, America, America, Texas” I felt that

    • @wall7103
      @wall7103 3 роки тому +42

      "I'm 13 and this is deep..."

    • @djonpow
      @djonpow 3 роки тому +9

      TAAT...indeed!

    • @Ar-fy5nc
      @Ar-fy5nc 3 роки тому +25

      That's deeep I miss Texas I wanna cry

    • @realspark21
      @realspark21 3 роки тому +17

      @@Ar-fy5nc same here...born and raised in Texas...live and work in GA...*sigh*...can't wait until Christmas to be able to visit family there and get my passport stamped!

    • @elainewalter8685
      @elainewalter8685 3 роки тому +13

      Made me burst out laughing. Nearly spit out my coffee

  • @twoblink
    @twoblink 3 роки тому +3610

    As a Texan: God, Guns, Freedom, BBQ. Four things we hold sacred. Don't California My Texas.

    • @agentghost1661
      @agentghost1661 3 роки тому +177

      From commiefornia: don't let it happen

    • @twoblink
      @twoblink 3 роки тому +97

      I escaped from Los Angeles...

    • @volatilemerican6746
      @volatilemerican6746 3 роки тому +124

      People talk trash about Ohio. At least we ain't Cali, we may be mostly corn fields, and everyone in the city may be crackhead cheaters, but at least I can say "Sup bro" without going to jail for mispronouncing their pronouns.

    • @yeetyeeterson7088
      @yeetyeeterson7088 3 роки тому +10

      Amen 🙏

    • @twoblink
      @twoblink 3 роки тому +60

      @@volatilemerican6746 You might be surrounded by soy; but at least you aren't surrounded by soy boys...

  • @PatClassic1980
    @PatClassic1980 3 роки тому +641

    I want a "Law Abiding Criminal" T-Shirt. LMAO

  • @jay_mw
    @jay_mw 3 роки тому +747

    I love how one of the "protesters" had a skateboard.

    • @albertolandi4258
      @albertolandi4258 3 роки тому +51

      I want to empathize *had* a skateboard

    • @cameronl1701
      @cameronl1701 3 роки тому +8

      #greenshirtguy

    • @Veteran_Aviator
      @Veteran_Aviator 3 роки тому +3

      Ol’ Lefty strikes again.

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 3 роки тому +16

      @JoetheGoldenHoe He was still holding the gun afterwards so he was and wasn't disarmed. Schrodinger's arm if you will.

    • @hadenh4428
      @hadenh4428 3 роки тому +9

      @@jay_mw someone watches Brandon Herrera

  • @oslaneable
    @oslaneable 3 роки тому +973

    Now I need a “Texas MERICA MERICA Texas” shirt. Please make this happen.

    • @cjm0174
      @cjm0174 3 роки тому +12

      This needs more likes

    • @squirrelydan826
      @squirrelydan826 3 роки тому +28

      I'm Canadian and I'd buy that shirt.

    • @xXDrHomicideXx
      @xXDrHomicideXx 3 роки тому +9

      Lets get more likes!!!!

    • @andythetraveler6260
      @andythetraveler6260 3 роки тому +9

      I’ll buy that shirt

    • @markvincentcocjin
      @markvincentcocjin 3 роки тому +8

      Joe Rogan has entered Texas.
      "I like Bernie!!! And I'm bringing all my fucking Liberal friends with me!"

  • @Dean4511
    @Dean4511 3 роки тому +483

    They should change the signs from Gun Free Zone to Defenseless Victims Zone.

    • @werts180
      @werts180 3 роки тому +6

      That's really funny

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 3 роки тому +17

      Pretty much the same thing but "Gun Free Zone" just SOUNDS safer.
      "Open Carry Zone" IS safer.

    • @kyleflanagan4285
      @kyleflanagan4285 3 роки тому +1

      Thats not what it means?

    • @dovahsblight7677
      @dovahsblight7677 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @mac-gyver1152
      @mac-gyver1152 3 роки тому +1

      No no he's got a point 🤔

  • @robertgarden4683
    @robertgarden4683 3 роки тому +320

    I'm a Brit, who often thinks that our American cousins are often too gung-ho for patriotism but I could not help but smile when the video ended "Texas, America, America, Texas". So damn it, USA, USA, USA! Too many John Wayne movies growing up no doubt.

    • @BigCountryKracker
      @BigCountryKracker 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh, over in Brookhaven, MS... every single person’s last name is either Smith or Britt, I’m not joking 😂

    • @tomrogge4541
      @tomrogge4541 3 роки тому +11

      Lol. There is no such a thing as to many John Wayne movies! Murica!

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 роки тому +1

      As an American, I can say that I am HAPPY that the US is on its way to being free of COVID!

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 роки тому +5

      MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

    • @elcollins95
      @elcollins95 3 роки тому +2

      As a Brit, I still don’t understand the “Texas America, America Texas” line!

  • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
    @NKGAMING-ri4qm 3 роки тому +1257

    I dont know what i just watched but its good

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

    • @danrekaadam7506
      @danrekaadam7506 3 роки тому +10

      It is just a good shit.

    • @comradepierogi
      @comradepierogi 3 роки тому +8

      Dan Reka Adam can we call it “good shitpost”?

    • @remdog3134
      @remdog3134 3 роки тому +8

      I love that they take his shit anyways

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 3 роки тому +2

      @@danrekaadam7506 just a good shirt. You forgot the r ;)

  • @hattani6747
    @hattani6747 3 роки тому +2603

    If this man ever ran for president, he'd have my vote.

    • @kevinparks3041
      @kevinparks3041 3 роки тому +50

      Start thinking Crenshaw 2024. Republican, Texas, Veteran, and all around American badass with an amazing brain to tactfully take on the weak minded Libtards destroying America.

    • @jt2475
      @jt2475 3 роки тому +36

      Kevin Parks he wants red flag laws! F that! Pass on Crenshaw!

    • @Stuftrash
      @Stuftrash 3 роки тому +3

      And my Axe

    • @roderick5597
      @roderick5597 3 роки тому +19

      @@kevinparks3041 bro dan Crenshaw sounds good but he is one a rino like he was pro red flags and tried to explain how it would be justified one inch is too far unfortunately he had my support at one time

    • @justsomeguy17199
      @justsomeguy17199 3 роки тому +19

      Crenshaw outed himself over red flag laws

  • @abstractpersons987
    @abstractpersons987 3 роки тому +20

    "Texas, America. America, Texas" was the best way to end this song.... I'm glad I'm going through your videos again

  • @jickjick432
    @jickjick432 3 роки тому +48

    Robber: “Gimme all your money!” *points gun*
    Matt: IM A GUN FREE ZONE!!!
    Robber: ok *pulls out knife*

  • @stormchaser212
    @stormchaser212 3 роки тому +531

    I find it rather peculiar that these criminals have good trigger discipline

    • @wegotthis2734
      @wegotthis2734 3 роки тому +36

      Seen that too. Gangster style still with trigger discipline... Military gangster.

    • @priest0701
      @priest0701 3 роки тому +6

      Travis Bedsole “Gatesville Mafia”

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 3 роки тому +31

      @@wegotthis2734 When the hood life chose you, but the voice of your DI still haunts your mind.

    • @3613jeremy
      @3613jeremy 3 роки тому +5

      That's the law abiding criminal part

    • @seannemo8076
      @seannemo8076 3 роки тому +2

      @@3613jeremy poor trigger discipline isn’t illegal, just stupid.

  • @TehSt1ng
    @TehSt1ng 3 роки тому +216

    “Texas America, America Texas” patch when?

  • @GrandPrix46
    @GrandPrix46 2 роки тому +39

    Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero.

    • @drapas7467
      @drapas7467 3 місяці тому +3

      God Bless him,
      And Evil bless Gun Traitor !

  • @Chris_5150
    @Chris_5150 3 роки тому +6

    This song is so catchy it has been stuck in my head for a week

  • @endlesstime4444
    @endlesstime4444 3 роки тому +781

    Can we please get a T-shirt saying “Texas America, America Texas”.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 3 роки тому +2

      Curious as to why there's so many illegal immigrants in Texas. The construction industry is loaded with them. A lot of RIP offs too.

    • @grimreaperminecraft8209
      @grimreaperminecraft8209 3 роки тому +3

      I'd buy it

    • @Greenhelix5
      @Greenhelix5 3 роки тому +11

      @@danmorris6387 being cheaper good labor and the border being right there is why. As someone who lives here there's more hard work illegals than not. They get shit done and don't complain nearly as much as other laborers.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 3 роки тому +3

      @@Greenhelix5 that's bs. And why should they be allowed to break laws but you can't. They are not good or productive compared to most states . Like the ones my sister in law hired. 4 months later. They were less then half done. One guy honestly took 8 hours to put tape on 1 window frame. Went down from Utah. Took me 2 weeks to fix what they did and two more weeks to complete that job. Dont tell me how good they are. Big RIP off .scam.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 3 роки тому +3

      @@Greenhelix5 cheaper labor. Because there unlicensed and uninsured. And. Skilled tradesmen dont work cheap. Maybe someday you will get sued for someone getting injured on your project. Good luck. Supporting illegal immigrants while legal contractors who have to buy insurance, taxes, permits, inspections, etc. Go hungry. Screw you. Ahole. Your a big part of problem. Are you one of them.?

  • @timheuer3907
    @timheuer3907 3 роки тому +319

    It’s amazing how a gun free zone will turn a criminal into a law abiding citizen

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 3 роки тому +24

      If a criminal enters a gun free zone, by law, they need to drop it.

    • @lahtine7431
      @lahtine7431 3 роки тому +13

      Ikr all crimes just magically disappear when guns are banned.

    • @justrod0731
      @justrod0731 3 роки тому +7

      No, they are a law abiding criminal

    • @justrod0731
      @justrod0731 3 роки тому +1

      @Tactical Teen Bedside 50cal?

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy 3 роки тому

      @@justrod0731 bedside .50 is the only logical, sensible and realistic choice.

  • @robertwalker2547
    @robertwalker2547 3 роки тому +34

    Ok when they stole the dog I lost my shit. That was funny.

    • @waywatcher9779
      @waywatcher9779 3 роки тому

      That dog was was not a fan of that part of the video.

    • @whiteangel1111
      @whiteangel1111 2 місяці тому

      wonder if they stole the dog's shit too. cuz AnTiFA loves stealing... everything, really.
      I know what I said. extreme leftists. tRigARd.

  • @ssgdawnhoffman
    @ssgdawnhoffman 3 роки тому +9

    I wish we could play this on every channel on tv and between episodes on Netflix, Hulu, Prime, etctera.

  • @arryan2016
    @arryan2016 3 роки тому +276

    Every song should end with "Texas America, America Texas!"

    • @uberghost9064
      @uberghost9064 3 роки тому +1

      Texas Outlaw I’m gonna start saying this, thanks.

  • @scottwestmoreland6432
    @scottwestmoreland6432 3 роки тому +215

    If Americans loved the US as much as Texans love Texas we wouldn't ever have a problem. "Texas America, America Texas"

    • @90whatever
      @90whatever 3 роки тому +2

      True...I am in TX but I have to say...Those in Wisconsin love that state as much or more than what I see here. Plus there sure seems to be more firearm ownership there than here....probably because the state is mostly rural and everyone and their grandma hunts there. The whole state population is less than the Houston metro.

    • @jimfinigan1681
      @jimfinigan1681 3 роки тому +5

      We need to take back Houston. Kick out all the East and West coast socialists.

    • @gunny_zky
      @gunny_zky 3 роки тому +1

      Ain’t that the truth! Amen brother!

    • @L3G4CYxSTL
      @L3G4CYxSTL 3 роки тому +2

      Missouri is pretty much on par with Texas. Minus KC and the bougie parts of STL.

    • @ivanrios2425
      @ivanrios2425 3 роки тому +2

      Except for Austin. Austin is full of people from California and other soft states.

  • @hypershock0762
    @hypershock0762 3 роки тому +20

    Ah the all American phrase “Texas America America Texas.”

  • @tpdircks
    @tpdircks 3 роки тому +8

    This is absolutely incredible. I have watched it 10 times since I saw it for the first time this morning.

  • @logoseven3365
    @logoseven3365 3 роки тому +427

    “We found a peaceful protest in our living room”
    Call Orkin...
    ...or Oerlikon...

    • @leviquintero1000
      @leviquintero1000 3 роки тому +5

      That's a good one lol

    • @taccovert4
      @taccovert4 3 роки тому +11

      Awesome. And for those who don't know: navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_2cm-70_mk234.php .... Also comes in Twins and Quads for enhanced pleasure

    • @noahlarson1861
      @noahlarson1861 3 роки тому +1

      @@taccovert4 😏😍😍😍

    • @falconexarct
      @falconexarct 3 роки тому +4

      OMG thats great! I think i might be one of the only ones in my generation to get that.

    • @UnicornDecapitator
      @UnicornDecapitator 3 роки тому +2

      Used to have those on my ship up until 2016 before i got drafted, i read the "operating manual" for it and if there was a dud round in one of those big fuckers you would be ordered to place your plate carrier on it and fucking run lmao

  • @CNR.5K
    @CNR.5K 3 роки тому +147

    "Texas, Murica, Murica, Texas" can we PLEASE get that on a t-shirt??? I NEED THIS

    • @logancole32
      @logancole32 3 роки тому +1

      I think it needs to go on the back of the law abiding criminal shirt with the outline of the 50 cal

    • @nagaviper1169
      @nagaviper1169 3 роки тому

      Yes please

  • @danieltiger8169
    @danieltiger8169 3 роки тому +7

    This is very possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened in the year 2020. Bless you.

  • @JuliusCaminus
    @JuliusCaminus 3 роки тому +6

    "Texas! 'Merica, 'Merica, Texas." 🤣

  • @kriegguardsman9117
    @kriegguardsman9117 3 роки тому +756

    “BOY GET ON OUT!, Texas, America, America, Texas” True poetry

    • @UltimateWATCHER2
      @UltimateWATCHER2 3 роки тому +10

      When Texas falls the rest of the other states will too. Thats a promise.

    • @blacklitewatts60
      @blacklitewatts60 3 роки тому +4

      That needs to be on a t-shirt

    • @moonflower3223
      @moonflower3223 3 роки тому +4

      'MERICA

    • @cholin1111
      @cholin1111 3 роки тому

      not Huston

    • @thehunterstruck
      @thehunterstruck 3 роки тому

      UltimateWATCHER2 one thing I know is Texas and Oklahoma will stick with each other, rival states in sports but brothers in sisters of the south!

  • @ScarriorIII
    @ScarriorIII 3 роки тому +279

    Mrs. Best is an automatic gun free zone. She walks in the room and everyone is naturally disarmed.

  • @darksavior1187
    @darksavior1187 2 роки тому +2

    "Texas America, America Texas" - Best line in a song ever!

  • @donotcare330
    @donotcare330 2 роки тому +1

    if I had a bazillion bucks. I would PAY to have this played in EVERY theater's opening credits in Califoronia, New York, Seattle, Colorado, Portland.

  • @DarkHorseParatrooper
    @DarkHorseParatrooper 3 роки тому +606

    The title couod also be: "How California Thinks Guns Work."

  • @user-bo1rx5ji1d
    @user-bo1rx5ji1d 3 роки тому +901

    “Criminal past” and the dude is holding a skateboard.
    Talking about that guy Rittenhouse shot.
    Edit: this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a single post, thanks guys.

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 3 роки тому +15

      Gee sure glad sherlock was on the case. Lets just not have cops, since we clearly dont give a shit about justice, right?

    • @reaganriddle1583
      @reaganriddle1583 3 роки тому +11

      Rebot Somat honestly I’m fine with that because what justice can a cop do that a regular guy with a Glock cant

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 3 роки тому +1

      @@reaganriddle1583 So, if you feel that strongly, then go do something about it, tough guy. Shoot every person you dont like. See how far you get.

    • @claverhouse1
      @claverhouse1 3 роки тому +5

      Rittenhouse is a pathetic woman beater fantasist.

    • @nickolaivuicich4105
      @nickolaivuicich4105 3 роки тому +1

      claverhouse1 you mean the 31yo Kyle Rittenhouse?

  • @blaydenclark1872
    @blaydenclark1872 3 роки тому +2

    As I live in the great state Arizona I’m thankful for ,god ,guns,family and freedom

  • @ETHRON1
    @ETHRON1 3 роки тому +3

    I'm a gun free zone, around me my guns roam free.

  • @ratzfatz6880
    @ratzfatz6880 3 роки тому +578

    Gun free zones
    Criminal: "It's free real estate."

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 3 роки тому +7

      Almost like criminals and laws. Why do we have those?

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 3 роки тому +1

      It literally is to them.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 3 роки тому +3

      yep. marxism in a nutshell.

    • @ElProllo-86
      @ElProllo-86 3 роки тому +2

      Lol. Most first world countrys are kinda "gun free" and their criminalstats are way lower than americas. Criminality doesnt depend on gun numbers, its dependending on how many lunatics you have. And than imagine those lunatics can buy full autos with no problems at all.

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 3 роки тому

      @@monabale8263 what does that even mean?

  • @Jembonia
    @Jembonia 3 роки тому +118

    1:13 I like how there's a guy with a red beard and a skateboard casually standing around in the living room, peacefully protesting - certainly nothing to do with current events xD :D

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому +11

      "Any resemblance between the actors portrayed in this video and any person living or dead is strictly coincidental."

    • @HissingStone714
      @HissingStone714 3 роки тому +3

      Not like the whole thing has nothing to do with the current events, from start to finish.

    • @chrissy1310
      @chrissy1310 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, you don't need a AR when you are the "SKATEBOARD KILLER".

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 3 роки тому

      Yes, feed into the reactionary bullshit. Yesssss do it, destroy america.

  • @ib1ray
    @ib1ray 3 роки тому +2

    This was RIDICULOUS! I LOVED EVERY SECOND!!

  • @nolankeen1862
    @nolankeen1862 2 роки тому

    GOD BLESS!!!! THE LAST LINE MADE ME SOOO PROUD!!!!

  • @jimfinigan1681
    @jimfinigan1681 3 роки тому +444

    "Yikes! A gun free zone! We can't take our guns into THERE!" (SAID NO CRIMINAL EVER)

    • @crofoegbu6535
      @crofoegbu6535 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, that was the joke.

    • @opossom1968
      @opossom1968 3 роки тому +3

      Born from generations of Texans, Richmond Texas born, raised in Alvin off HYW 6, Live in Corpus Christi. AHH that beach, Sun, fishing, life. love it.

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 роки тому

      This is a weird vid. He likes guns but is showing that by giving multiple examples of times people should not be allowed to have guns.

    • @sentotsutardjo4158
      @sentotsutardjo4158 3 роки тому

      @@billnye8760
      Law : people are not allowed to have Gun
      Law abiding citizen : Ok i will obey the law
      Criminals and Terrorist : ok, we will obey the law ?

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 роки тому

      @@sentotsutardjo4158 what the hell are you on?

  • @mattsowa5973
    @mattsowa5973 3 роки тому +64

    that ending had me laughing my ass off.

  • @opossom1968
    @opossom1968 3 роки тому +5

    Texas & Texan's = God, Guns and Glory!
    Long Live the Republic of Texas!

    • @tmonty90
      @tmonty90 3 місяці тому

      And BBQ! Can't forget Texas BBQ lol

  • @gabi_edit
    @gabi_edit 3 роки тому +8

    Im so excited for "If veterans were in horror movies 3"

  • @daniellee6080
    @daniellee6080 3 роки тому +41

    Not the dog!!😂🤣

    • @BushidoDevilDog
      @BushidoDevilDog 3 роки тому +4

      Daniel Lee Bro was like, “Nope! Imma head on out now...” 🤣

  • @ThatBassistK
    @ThatBassistK 3 роки тому +38

    "Texas 'murica 'murica Texas" had me rollin'.

  • @jackfishbock5102
    @jackfishbock5102 3 роки тому +2

    I’m from Georgia and we love our GUNS.

  • @hithere_1967
    @hithere_1967 3 роки тому

    This song is F'N GENIUS!
    Loved it and have already downloaded it!

  • @Slade-2556
    @Slade-2556 3 роки тому +292

    " then i pulled out my 50 cal, texas america america texas" - mat best 2020
    This is the best quote of 2020 ever

  • @Patriot-up2td
    @Patriot-up2td 3 роки тому +271

    Patriotic Conservative woman are the most beautiful woman in the world! Uh,,, I mean,,,, Great song!!!

    • @benpeters5851
      @benpeters5851 3 роки тому +25

      Fast fact, on average the American woman have the biggest breast then the rest of the world's, so being patriotic does make them hotter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Patriot-up2td
      @Patriot-up2td 3 роки тому +5

      Venkata Putta lmao, nice try buddy...

    • @Patriot-up2td
      @Patriot-up2td 3 роки тому +6

      Venkata Putta just speaking fax? Fax? Like a fax machine? Ohhhh, you mean FACTS. Well, those aren’t FACTS, that’s just your opinion. There’s a difference between FACTS and opinions. But you have a right to your opinion, so enjoy those soulless liberal women and see where they get you in the long run. Just my OPINION. 👍🏻

    • @rotarepotunod4132
      @rotarepotunod4132 3 роки тому +7

      @Venkata Putta my fiancé is a conservative and she’s better looking than any liberal I’ve ever seen

    • @rotarepotunod4132
      @rotarepotunod4132 3 роки тому +3

      @Venkata Putta Well you see my guy, I don’t know many liberals

  • @Ryan-xo5mg
    @Ryan-xo5mg 3 роки тому +2

    I love the the “2 guys approached us from the rear” part

  • @lsu4ever91
    @lsu4ever91 3 роки тому +1

    I am a Cajun from Louisiana but Texas is my second home. I love my country. And I also love my guns

  • @philipbohi983
    @philipbohi983 3 роки тому +204

    I started laughing with the “Manson Bunch” t-shirt and late-80’s multi-colored sunglasses...but I really busted out when the “law-abiding criminal” tried to snatch the dog.🤣

    • @tonikunzlercolorado9431
      @tonikunzlercolorado9431 3 роки тому +1

      NEVER EVER TOUCH MY DOG!!!!
      hahahahaha
      :)

    • @philipbohi983
      @philipbohi983 3 роки тому +7

      Slow it down to 25% and watch the dogs face...😆
      Edit: I just watched it again and realized right after the dog scene they steal his sofa WHILE HE IS SITTING ON IT!
      Damn, there are so many hilarious things going on in this video...it’s like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you watch it 10 times and still see something new and funny.

    • @tonikunzlercolorado9431
      @tonikunzlercolorado9431 3 роки тому

      @@philipbohi983 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @JC-sy2hj
      @JC-sy2hj 3 роки тому

      im glad i wasnt the only one, i had to rewind it to make sure i actually saw what i thought i saw

    • @cfoe1212
      @cfoe1212 3 роки тому

      Lmao 🤣 damn near lost my shit

  • @funkymunky7935
    @funkymunky7935 3 роки тому +278

    Matt, please adopt me. Sincerely oppressed Australian

    • @awsomeguyu
      @awsomeguyu 3 роки тому +3

      Adopt me as well pls

    • @halbarad3406
      @halbarad3406 3 роки тому +20

      We all know that you just want to have his wife as a stepmom
      😉 Have a great day! 😁

    • @morris2112
      @morris2112 3 роки тому +1

      One T

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 3 роки тому +10

      @@halbarad3406 we don't confirm nor deny that.

    • @DomiAngel
      @DomiAngel 3 роки тому +5

      @Based & Redpilled Department In most countries there are zero pro gun politicians.

  • @tacticaldouchecanoevrb6631
    @tacticaldouchecanoevrb6631 3 роки тому

    One of my favorite songs. Keep that spirit going...THE SALT MUST FLOW.

  • @richardblair2505
    @richardblair2505 3 роки тому

    One of the BEST music videos I have EVER seen!

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 3 роки тому +314

    Anti Gun people: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of the brain
    Matt: *laughs in 50 cal*

    • @aaronbryant1008
      @aaronbryant1008 3 роки тому +8

      Doom reference is good reference.

    • @thehim2990
      @thehim2990 3 роки тому +3

      This seems familiar

    • @aaronbryant1008
      @aaronbryant1008 3 роки тому +4

      @@thehim2990 Remember: You were doubted that you could blow a hole in the surface of Mars.

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 3 роки тому +4

      500 magnum goes through the brain and exits through the other side of the continent.

    • @mrcolddrink2763
      @mrcolddrink2763 3 роки тому +3

      In goes the hot lead
      Out goes the guts

  • @noahwebb6381
    @noahwebb6381 3 роки тому +11

    "Law abiding criminal" has to be my favorite oxymoron out there.

  • @JElledge37
    @JElledge37 3 роки тому +12

    After scrolling through social media and seeing the garbage that people post it is such a relief to come here and watch these awesome videos! Thanks so much for posting!

  • @timmcleod6771
    @timmcleod6771 2 роки тому

    Thank you for Your Service 🇺🇸. Love your coffee & your videos. God bless you.

  • @soaringscott5635
    @soaringscott5635 3 роки тому +26

    Thank God for Noelle Best!

  • @adamschebler8865
    @adamschebler8865 3 роки тому +12

    Watched this on a big screen right before our work meeting now everyone is in a good mood.

  • @edwardcasillas3623
    @edwardcasillas3623 3 роки тому

    Thank you for this, this is gold.

  • @anamericanpatriot5230
    @anamericanpatriot5230 3 роки тому +1

    There was country music and gun stuff damn all I saw was a fricken BEAUTIFUL Dark haired Angel

  • @mrlibowski493
    @mrlibowski493 3 роки тому +64

    At 1:05 Jared has transformed into Michael McDonald. Thought he was gonna start singing sweet freedom.

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 роки тому +1

      He looks pretty sweet blow dried.

  • @pottierkurt1702
    @pottierkurt1702 3 роки тому +32

    We all know this was written after 3 bottles of Jameson's. Love it.

    • @bjlewis5431
      @bjlewis5431 3 роки тому +1

      Or Leadslingers Whiskey..

    • @pottierkurt1702
      @pottierkurt1702 3 роки тому +1

      @@bjlewis5431 might be. Either way still epic 😅

  • @jackpippenstock1104
    @jackpippenstock1104 3 роки тому

    LOL LOved the spoof. Matt, you and your lovely wife are you are super funny. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @patraic5241
    @patraic5241 3 роки тому +1

    Wow. You could do a straight up Country album and do quite well with the right tunes.

  • @prodby.jerm1
    @prodby.jerm1 3 роки тому +419

    How Anti-Gunners think they’ll deter criminals😂

    • @bountyup1402
      @bountyup1402 3 роки тому +18

      I wonder if any anti-gunners watch this and say, “that’s just stupid..., uh wait a.... fuck”

    • @andrewsmall6834
      @andrewsmall6834 3 роки тому +7

      @@bountyup1402 Never, they'd handle it totally differently because only their opinion is correct.

    • @HB-pe1nv
      @HB-pe1nv 3 роки тому

      Ha exactly

    • @jonathandefoy6376
      @jonathandefoy6376 3 роки тому +2

      free gun country equals even more dangerous criminals. Use your brain. haven't you noticed that you can walk alone at night in most European cities but not in America's.

    • @mjg407
      @mjg407 3 роки тому +4

      Jeremy Martinez the same way these idiots think “defunding” the police will help minorities in poor neighborhoods. How’s that working out in gun free Chicago?

  • @lieutenantflyboy
    @lieutenantflyboy 3 роки тому +69

    Foreign Customs agent: You’re from Texas?
    Me: Actually it’s America, Texas to be specific.

    • @mnr497
      @mnr497 3 роки тому +9

      The only proper response to that question is, "Hell, yes."

    • @mnr497
      @mnr497 3 роки тому +1

      @Hobarth McShane Liberals immigrating into the big cities. It used to be just Austin, but now it's Dallas, San Antonio, El Paso and Houston.

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 3 роки тому +2

      @@mnr497 Make more children before its too late :D

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 3 роки тому +1

      @Hobarth McShane overrated. They made a big stink about how Beto "nearly" beat Cruz. They ignore the margin in the Governor's race in the same election.

  • @nathanrice7739
    @nathanrice7739 3 роки тому +1

    Texas America!!! Haha I love this song 🤣🇺🇸👊🏼

  • @InTheDarknessWhereIDwell
    @InTheDarknessWhereIDwell 3 роки тому

    I love these videos.

  • @amys4392
    @amys4392 3 роки тому +14

    Love the dog's expression when they tried to grab him...like..
    "What the ever living sh!t?! Get away from me!"

  • @mattwaters9008
    @mattwaters9008 3 роки тому +147

    Last year: you dont need guhns, you have kops
    This year: Defund all kops

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 3 роки тому +8

      Note that you can say "defund the police" but you can't say "defund Israel." And everyone is against racism but Israel is a flagrantly racist state. To know who rules over you look to who you are not allowed to criticize.

    • @mattwaters9008
      @mattwaters9008 3 роки тому +11

      @@undeadpresident stop thinking too much. go watch tv or something. and never ever question the official ww2 stories.

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 3 роки тому +2

      @@mattwaters9008 lol you're reminding me of Uncle Sam in this video: ua-cam.com/video/4UxbNfvXAZk/v-deo.html

    • @mattwaters9008
      @mattwaters9008 3 роки тому +7

      @@undeadpresident he makes some good points. all he forgot to do was remind people to never question wooden doors or the u s s liberty. or any of the other million stories filled with holes but obviously true

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 3 роки тому +3

      @@mattwaters9008 yep

  • @fadingflames9089
    @fadingflames9089 2 роки тому +1

    ‘’Texas America America Texas’’ I friggin died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrishobbs1035
    @chrishobbs1035 3 роки тому

    So amazing. I love this.

  • @anjhindul
    @anjhindul 3 роки тому +101

    Oh Matt, what will we do with you?
    "Texas America, America Texas!"

    • @ryanmartin4038
      @ryanmartin4038 3 роки тому

      bigricester Tell him that there are two kinds of Texans, those who were blessed enough to be born here, and those that were smart enough to get here as fast as they could! Stay dry in the Big Easy.

  • @MrShortStuff
    @MrShortStuff 3 роки тому +60

    What nice armed Intruders, at least they carried everything out with care.

  • @justtired5535
    @justtired5535 3 роки тому

    I LOVED IT!!!...
    So much truth in such a short song.

  • @striker865
    @striker865 Рік тому +1

    One of the best videos Matt's made yet!

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 3 роки тому +223

    My wife made my house a gun free zone 😭
    She doesn’t know about the guns in the shed, but still

  • @tetrobro5182
    @tetrobro5182 3 роки тому +38

    “Texas ‘Murica ‘Murica Texas.”
    I did not expect that, but I am very pleased to have seen it.

  • @quest88100
    @quest88100 3 роки тому

    Classic!! You guys are awesome

  • @mastring1966
    @mastring1966 2 роки тому +1

    "merica Texas, Texas merica!"
    Living just north of Houston...this is totally accurate.

  • @jwa765
    @jwa765 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you for having everything true Americans enjoy in your videos, and movie: Humor, love of our country, tough ass men for the lady viewers and beautiful ladies for the men and shit loads of guns. Also your book was a hit. Keep it up so i don't go insane with the lack of all the above in most entertainment. From a 80s army vet and retired LEO.

  • @brandonweller6841
    @brandonweller6841 3 роки тому +16

    “Criminal past” with the skateboard 🤣🤣

  • @paulstenger6756
    @paulstenger6756 3 роки тому

    You guy s are doing awesome. Your antics really takes me back. I remember when I got out I had an unexpected problem that was as funny as unexpected. What to wear that day. who would have thought.

  • @kimberlyevans7378
    @kimberlyevans7378 3 роки тому

    Best country video I've ever seen. It is great.

  • @marykatehilton975
    @marykatehilton975 3 роки тому +105

    Once again pointing out the ridiculousness of half the shit happening in our country in a hysterical way. God I love this channel!
    'Merica!!!

    • @TheCaptainbeefylog
      @TheCaptainbeefylog 3 роки тому +2

      Mayor of San Antonio, Governor of Texas THEN the top job.

  • @rdrumbeats
    @rdrumbeats 3 роки тому +98

    IM A PUN FREE ZONE
    Sorry that joke is so 1911

  • @gauravjitsingh6256
    @gauravjitsingh6256 7 місяців тому

    You have my subscription. Thank you for your service.....A brave soul in such times.

  • @danieltaylor7040
    @danieltaylor7040 3 роки тому

    That last 10 seconds had me rollin' on the ground. I can't like this video enough.

  • @BryantJones33
    @BryantJones33 3 роки тому +24

    Just got engaged in boerne over the weekend and was so happy to go to your store and support you guys! Keep up the good work God, guns and freedom!

  • @tlipscomb6064
    @tlipscomb6064 3 роки тому +18

    Taking guns from good civilians, just leaves them defenseless from dangerous criminals

    • @TAnimations
      @TAnimations 3 роки тому

      That's what the democrats want, just like they want to defend the police and to heavily reduce military funds. Just makes this country so extremely unsafe.

    • @sicknick6080
      @sicknick6080 3 роки тому +1

      The ability to take them must be the myth noNadsler was talking about.

  • @Euthar101
    @Euthar101 3 роки тому

    I love this so much

  • @ryanwooden783
    @ryanwooden783 3 роки тому

    I like how this song shows up on the "my mix" list of music that I listen to.

  • @greywolf6726
    @greywolf6726 3 роки тому +26

    Oh dear lord this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DJKosloskiTV
    @DJKosloskiTV 3 роки тому +9

    That ending was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @3613jeremy
    @3613jeremy 3 роки тому +26

    I love how his wife has that cocky look when he shows the gun free zone t-shirt she was definitely marriage material and I rarely say that

    • @MsSwitchblade13
      @MsSwitchblade13 2 роки тому

      That puts the cherry on the cake. She stands by him like he's a goddamn super hero with that shirt on.

  • @drakevaliance3536
    @drakevaliance3536 3 роки тому +1

    I love it.