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Episode 50: Eye Worms
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2020
- We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing.
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Who else thinks Ms. Pat looks much better with this hairstyle.....Ms. Pat, you look really nice like this..Chris...hit me up!!!!
Love Ms. Pat natural look
When her daughter called back 😭😭😭
Ms. Pat your hair is gorgeous! I’m so proud of you! Keep thriving in life
I like it too!
I agree love Ms Pat’s hair 👍
"We are two comedians and a white boy." 😂😂😂
"Jive Turkey" should make a comeback
Them doctors tried to sterilize Pat without her consent, SMH ...and they definitely do practice on the poor. The doctor candidates do their residencies in the hood
Loving the "fro" u should wear it like that more often, it's cute boo. 😘😍😘
& CONGRATULATIONS 🎉 AGAIN ON 50 WONDERFUL EPISODES. 🥂 Here's to 50+ more 😘😘😘😘
Hair looks good Ms. PAT
They should call Ashley more often...she’s HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
There all funny family even here son i listen to one we're the son and ms pat roasted each other he said she had a super value wig she cussed him i laughed so much
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Ohh
Oooo😊😊9o9😊😊😊😊
I feel so bad Ms.Pat doesn’t have a best girlfriend 😭 I’d be her BFF if I lived there. 😂😍
"Is Calocalism a language?" 😂😂😂
Yay Ms. Pat we need you cabin fever quarantined! You are awesome as a possum baby!
Awesome as a possum lol I like that!
MAN ASHLEY LAUGH HAVE ME ROLLING EVERY TIME😂😅😂
Riiii 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 hours hell yea, here’s to many more episodes!
By the way, ep 7 Butt Butter and Abortion is the episode that got me hooked!
Love the live , love Ms.Pat 🤝🤘💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Amazing! never a dull moment! Wish every episode was 2 hours lol
Two hours of The Patdown yaaaassss!
Thanks for all the great content you provide Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon!
Omg I’m on day 15 of quarantine in Spain and you guys are keeping me from going into a depression.
Thank you so much for these episodes!
Llamamama 🙏🏾❤️🙌🏾 from Houston Texas USA.
ifgodwz1ovus dallas... I just want this to be over hopefully we Texans all come together and protect each other and follow guidelines. Stay safe
What!!!!2 hours of the Patdown,this just made my day.Ive always wanted longer episodes because the episodes are usually so good it goes by so fast.Shoutout to Ms.Pat and Dion,y'all are doing a great job.
And Chris! Love him too!
@@Doc_McStuffins You have issues!If I didn't mention him i didn't intend to and it was for a reason.If you want to shout him out do it on your own post.I said what I said.Shout out to Ms.Pat and Dion for doing a great job.
@@KingMetto 😳sounds like you have issues. I did say, in my own post (read: I didn't edit *your* post; I put it in mine) that I love Chris too. You don't have to love him. It's clear that you don't. But I was adding that *I* do. So angry!
And while I'm at it, I love it when they have Ashley on, and Garianna. Garianna is a trip! Love that girl! 👐🏿 This guy, Metto, not so much. But her, YES! Love her. Keep up the good work, Patdown. Congrats on your 50th episode. Wishing you, from *my post* 😘😉, 5,000 more!
@@Doc_McStuffins Listen you self entitled piece of feces.Who the hell are you to feel that entitled to plug in your irrelevant opinion?If that's how you feel make your own post.I shouted out who I wanted to,fuck who you felt that should of been mentioned.It's entitled people like you that always feel the need to plug in their opinion are the type that deserve to be spit on.Kick rocks and have a good day.
Go Chris! And fuck this racist asshole lol!
Thank you guys for such a brilliant podcast, Congrats on 50 episodes. My wife and I are in lockdown ( like most people now) down here in New Zealand and you three bring such light relief “ Thank you again !
Congrats on your 50th!!! Y'all do a great job! Keep it up and stay safe! Need to see you again in Dallas!!!!
Happy 50th episode Ms. Pat! Patdown Fan 4 Life!! Much Love from Michigan!!!
I think "badoe" sounds like "but though" but the Ms Pat version 😅😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much Ms. Pat for this. Really needed to laugh in these times!
Yelling next to his head- "I probably knocked his ligament apart..":😅😂🤣🤣🤣
at first i was like they did 2 hrs? wtf? but after you guys started talking, making jokes and ms.pat always telling her stories it felt like 20 mins. During ashley phone call i swear I couldn't breath. CONGRATS YALL. to 50 more. - gonna sing up for the patdown group riiitgh now
Love you dearly Ms. Pat.
Keep calm and rock on.
Wait, Ashley is having this whole convo at the salon?! Lol
I cracked up at the Australia episode. Ms. Pat didn't seem to enjoy it much but I did!
Love you, Ms Pat, Deon and Chris. Please keep Ashley and Garianna coming on the show. Love them too!
I had a doctor tell me that I had to much scare tissue after a miscarriage and wouldn't be able to have more child. Turned around and had 3 more children.
He lied to you. He was a quack. 🦆🦆
I love y’all so much smh one of my fav podcast 💕💕💕😍😍🥰🥰 happy 50th episode
Crying laughing at work 😂😂 Love you guys!!
Had to come back and run this one again 👏🤣
I was glad to hear that they fixed your husband's eye and that it wasn't worms. Praise God 🙌
Ms Pat! Come to little village in northern Wisconsin!! 🚘 some of our neighbors are considered family. Population is under 800,drive our 4 wheelers to the grocery store lol winter is rough (35-40 degrees below zero) but it's all about family, helping others and working hard, playing hard. I'd LOVE to have you. Seriously can NOT wait for your book 💜💜💜 much love girl.
Love YA'LL!
Ms Pat, here’s a tip to get your tummy flowin’ normal: take a probiotic with lactobacillus rhamnosis gg. Culturelle hasit, but it is more expensive. You can find other cheaper brands that should work. It helped my mom. Take one every day. After you start to get better you can try every other day.
I wait for your podcast Ms. Pat!!! Thank you for making me laugh during this shitty time!!! Keep it up Ms. Pat, Chris and Dion!!!
Can we make a GoFundMe acct for Deon to get a new jacket! Side Note: I’m feelin that hair, Ms Pat! ❤️
I love you. 😘 this is my show
Congrats freaking quarenteen patt_a_thon going on 2 day Great eps miss.
Poison on Fandangonow was actually a really good movie! Warning, it's subtitled.
And retinal detachment isn't uncommon. It can happen just because of age. It's when the neural layer of the eye separates from the pigmented layer so you see shadows. They need to be fused together for repair. Dunno bout those worms. 🤷🏾♂️
Sounds gross but in many countries their plumbing can't handle toilet paper so you can't flush it and the tp doesn't smell in the trash. I did it visiting S. America. It dries and just doesn't stink.
Love the hair ms pat!
A Door Booty🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Stat Romance 😂😂😂
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I'm from USA.MAINE
YET . I still talk like an
" ACCENT" WE ALL DO.
LO!!!..
BUT I DONT PRONOUNCE WORDS RIGHT NEITHER!!!!
50 congratulations!!!❤❤
Gary Indiana? Bejesus, that place is heartbreaking. I couldn't believe I was in America.
Best podcast out there!!! Love y’all!!!
🎉🎉Congrats on the 50th episode!! 🎉🎉 I've watched every one. Also your hair is really pretty Ms. Pat!!
What's really rough is using river or creek sand as butt cleaner ,many times I've sacrificed a sock,sleeve ,tshirt or underoos in the woods
I finally finished it. Great episode y'all congrats on your 50th episode.
It’s called toxoplasmosis. Birds, mice and cat poop in the dirt and then humans come in contact with the parasite by touching the dirt and then accidentally ingesting it (you don’t have to consume a clunk of dirt🤣🤣🤣). Toxoplasmosis can be passed from mother to child. That’s how my Daddy got it, thru my grandma, and later in life his retina was detaching also.
Love you ms pat... ain't nobody campin😁
Love this podcast❤️
I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!!
Congratulations on your 50th episode Ms Pat!
Rain drop drop top...🤣🤣
Love 💙
The procedure is possibly called a Cerclage
Cats are "low maintenance" if you're ok with your pet regularly openly urinating/ 💩'g in either : the room you cook in/eat in, the room you shower in or the room you sleep in.
Cats scratch you for showing love (once they had enough). Dogs are your lookout and will just chill with you no matter what and also fight for you (majority speaking)
All animals deserve love at the end of the day.
Congratulations on the 50th episode job well done guys
You look good ms. Pat. Your hair looks good too.
This is Hilarious, i can't stop laughing
2 hours?! Yesssssssss!
Yo hair so pretty tho Ms. Pat
44:44
Yall ever had coke squirt out ya nose?
It burns.
Who ever gives these podcasts thumbs down can get these hands
MS.PAT TRY BEE POLLEN IT WILL CLEAN YOU OUT BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU EVER TRIED! YOU MIGHT NEED TO THROW SOME WATER IN THE TOILET.. AFTER TO FLUSH IT DOWN, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN YOU TRY IT!!... 🤣😂💀 MUCH LOVE ALEX 😘
Yes! I felt like I had been sentenced too! It was very much like doing time. Especially like waiting for the store to open that is usually open, waiting until 9:00 a.m. for Target to open then having to wait in a line to get in there. All the mask wearing and all of it...
33:53😂
2hrs ❤ it!!
ms pat watch tiger king its on netflix. its a really good documentary.
I'm just like Ms. Pat. No matter how much money I got. Gas is still high as hell
It's much more likely that the detached retina was from a blow to the head, The most common cause of rhegmatogenous detachment is aging. As you age, the gel-like material that fills the inside of your eye, known as the vitreous (VIT-ree-us), may change in consistency and shrink or become more liquid. Normally, the vitreous separates from the surface of the retina without any complications - a common condition called posterior vitreous detachment (PVD). One complication of this separation is a tear. It can also be caused by macular degeneration, poorly controlled diabetes, or even a tumor. So there was a follow-up that should have been done to diagnose the cause. Especially if he has not been screen for diabetes recently, has a history of cancer in his family, or ever sustained a blow to the head because it can also be caused by a retinal injury from decades ago. Sounds to me like you got typical assembly line medicine where they try to get you in and get you out as quickly as possible in order to spend as little money as possible. Welcome to modern American healthcare! The only chance you have of getting some decent care is to pay out of pocket and join a concierge Clinic. Good luck everybody!
Only a few positives coming out of Covid-19. Here's one. Longer podcasts! I ain't mad at it
I want the boots!
try a colonic...LMAO
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Can't wait for all of this to be over because I wanted to see you at Mcgoobies so bad...and my job just dropped a bag on me sp I can afford to come/
All i can say is Yesssssss
Ashley get the shid talking honestly
I'm n love
Ms Pat's f's you is her love you.
LMAO
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like 793
keep it going
Garret and Nakia sound the same
But wait...$50 a month is $600 a year. Even after 10 years that's only $6,000. What kind of home could you buy with a down payment of only $6,000??? Oh yeah I forgot that was the '90s the height of the mortgage lending giveaways that resulted in the crisis in '08. Now that I think of it two of my friends who were single mothers got loans in the early 90s. One defaulted eventually the house was repossessed & the other one managed to pay the mortgage but just enough to stay out of foreclosure. This woman is literally teetered on the brink of foreclosure like steadily for the last 20 years. She was constantly needing her mother her father whoever would help her to pay her mortgage to keep the bank from foreclosing. She's been to court three times over it. Anyways I hope that neither of those stories resembles yours. Mind you, that friend is still living in that house. But she is 63 years old and is most likely never going to see the day that it's paid off. Also she cannot stop working. Ever. If she wants to pay the house off. Because she will not make enough money on just her social security retirement. She is a home health aide. She has never made more than $20 an hour
is chris rich
Have Ms Pat react to GG Allin!!!!
60s child we had to us newspaper back in the days chris💩🇬🇧uk
Chris :- my advice to you is never ever ever ever touch put your mouth to sound the N... word. leave that nasty word alone let ms pat or dion say it as much as they want i hate the word but love ms pat 💚👍🏿🇬🇧uk
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*It's like someone that always repeating words when you talk*
know that's irritating just like I'm saying just plain
"You know or "Like You Know"
*Just like it would be to have someone constantly putting in alot of the words...
BUT? or AND
when they write or talk.. !!!!
But and again who who'zie???
My guy always says I don't understand when you say Whosie you could me anybody's but how'd you come up with that word and constantly point out somebody and just automatically think I know what you're thinking is the same that your speaking about..he might be on his game to understand who I'm speaking about 9 out 10 nope just gets like Girl..ahhh
* I do not speak Cleary*
*ITS called we get older now*
*I might be taking some shortt cuts on using to many words especially more the😁 three syllable ones*
to many words !!* ..
He's always like who is whozie never heard anyone call someone whozie!!!
*I RESPONDED BACK WELL NOW YOU HAVE*
PEACE
*THE VIRGIN ADDICT*
And I'm so sorry that you couldn't look it up and just learn about it. If you had been able to or were able to at this time you would find out how it takes 50 years for the parasite to manifest itself. That's not the unbelievable part. Which is even sadder; that you don't even know which part to not believe. But the part to not believe is 1) why didn't the doctor simply run a test to find out if that species of parasite was infecting his eye. & 2) the species of parasite that causes that is not transmitted through eating dirt or even contact with dirt, it's spread by being bitten. There's also a 3) the type of insects that transmit it cannot live outside of the tropics. Those are the three reasons not to believe the doctor. But as far as it taking 50 years to manifest? Unfortunately that's the believable part. Please educate yourselves I can't believe you watched every movie on Netflix instead of learning about eyeworm
I dont see you guys social distancing. You're sitting too close.
If they don't have they not gonna get it
I don't like Deon
Look @chris showing some thigh!! 😘
Well. I tried to like it but the guy calls himself whiteboy chris and she tells him you might have turned black. I cant stand with or tolerate such stupidity and blatant racisim. Its not a joke. Let me call you black boy tom and see how okay you are with it then. Peace
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Calling black men "boy" has a historical reference that's riddled in racism and belittling black men.
White boy is not seen as a negative term ffs, have you never heard the song 'play that funky music white boy'?
@@abbyfairbrother6057 👏🏾Thank you, very well said👏🏾
I didn't have anything nice to say to Bit Smith. I just have to laugh at stupidity, sometimes.
@@mosounique2559 I am white, but even I get sick & tired of white ignorance. Some people should be quarantined at the library 😂
@@abbyfairbrother6057 you damn right. Lock they ass in the library. 🤣🤣🤣