Should I Pick A Man On The Street and Show You I'm Not A Lesbian ?!【Fujikura Uruka | PHASE CONNECT】

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2024
  • I VOLUNTEER ! I VOLUNTEER !
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    Uruka ( / fujikurauruka )
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    Fujikura Uruka (UA-cam)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @FujikuraUruka
    @FujikuraUruka 24 дні тому +595

    STILL NOT TAKING VOLUNTEERS BTW

    • @scottofcanes
      @scottofcanes 24 дні тому

      So... what degenerate thing is "microwavable capybara" a euphemism for?

    • @mr.nobody5493
      @mr.nobody5493 24 дні тому +101

      I'm Spartacus.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 23 дні тому +102

      *puts ring back in pocket*

    • @stone5252
      @stone5252 23 дні тому +27

      Just let us know when your ready

    • @Furluge
      @Furluge 23 дні тому +23

      That's OK, I will just nail my references here.

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 25 днів тому +578

    How can we trust somebody who probably lied on their interview?

    • @jomujomu7513
      @jomujomu7513 25 днів тому +55

      But according to fishman, all of Phase lied on their interview 😂

    • @renanqueiroz2678
      @renanqueiroz2678 21 день тому

      ​@@jomujomu7513 "We are all liars here" - Jelly ,2024
      refering to Phase Connect selection process

    • @christopherbilko9243
      @christopherbilko9243 14 днів тому +6

      ​@@jomujomu7513 except lumi who got in because of nepotism

    • @Blackwing2345635
      @Blackwing2345635 3 дні тому +1

      @@christopherbilko9243 and Dizzy, i guess

  • @felixmartin7220
    @felixmartin7220 25 днів тому +425

    New job position: Phase Connect Disprover of Allegations

    • @Hydrosphere13
      @Hydrosphere13 25 днів тому +24

      That sounds like backbreaking work considering every stream a dozen allegations are born.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 24 дні тому +17

      That sounds like the most fun job in the world. Just all day long trying to talk your way out of other people's crazy.

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 24 дні тому +6

      That’s gotta part well for being literally impossible

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 22 дні тому +5

      @@Hydrosphere13 "you've been doing a good job lately. We'd like to promote you to Pippa."
      "頑張ります"

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 19 днів тому

      Basically Producer-san.

  • @slayerking88
    @slayerking88 25 днів тому +391

    So she only wants us for our bodies

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 25 днів тому +32

      😢

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 25 днів тому +18

      😣

    • @maroXUprising
      @maroXUprising 25 днів тому +31

      You could say she wants our corporeal form.

    • @adurrezzak
      @adurrezzak 25 днів тому +9

      The harvest will be bountiful

    • @shiniestaipom123
      @shiniestaipom123 25 днів тому +15

      I'm not complaining if you're not complaining

  • @duckygoose07
    @duckygoose07 25 днів тому +93

    That memory lapse was painfully relatable 😂

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  25 днів тому +14

      Yeah I always use that monkey gif when I forget stuff so I had to use it here.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 20 днів тому +37

    “The job that I had posted was that you COME in my time of NEED.”
    Woman, there is no amount of backpedaling that can save you from that level of catastrophic phrasing.

  • @Fubuki-gun
    @Fubuki-gun 25 днів тому +79

    As a man that has been on at least one street before this is a very interesting query.

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 25 днів тому +181

    Come in Uruka's time of need? That sounds like a plan.

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 25 днів тому +72

    Doesn't help that her ideal bf is same as pikamee. A butler who cooks and cleans for her

    • @JoshuaPAMployee
      @JoshuaPAMployee 12 днів тому

      I mean that's what most men would already do for their wives. 😂

  • @BalloonLlama
    @BalloonLlama 25 днів тому +71

    I’m Spartacus

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 25 днів тому +78

    Once those job slots are open, I'm quitting my job

  • @JanusGrombulus
    @JanusGrombulus 25 днів тому +139

    That guy she picked off the street? All me 🤓

  • @HarlequinClips
    @HarlequinClips  25 днів тому +102

    Dont make me get the spray bottle and the bonk bat for all you commenters !

    • @asdasd-ty9se
      @asdasd-ty9se 24 дні тому

      Please don’t, some of them are into that

    • @solec23
      @solec23 23 дні тому +3

      Too late 😂

    • @fiffif9878
      @fiffif9878 22 дні тому

      Their are never gonna learn that you can't be lesbian with such cute boys and girls outside~

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 20 днів тому +1

      We are Spartacus. You do not have the strength or time to bonk us all.

  • @saltylemonz258
    @saltylemonz258 25 днів тому +22

    On the day that happens, all uruka gang left their work to be on the streets.

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 25 днів тому +56

    I'm coming during her times of need alright.
    Sorry.

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 19 днів тому

      its fine, she brought this upon her lesbian self.

  • @billthesecond6301
    @billthesecond6301 25 днів тому +19

    I said it before and I'll say it again.
    Uruka is not gay! She has relationships with men and kisses women

    • @solec23
      @solec23 23 дні тому +5

      Best explanation 😂

  • @konigstigerr4518
    @konigstigerr4518 24 дні тому +14

    MICROWAVEABLE CAPYBARA!?

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  24 дні тому +7

      YES WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THIS !

    • @ReallyNeedsCoffee
      @ReallyNeedsCoffee 24 дні тому +3

      Kind of plushy you can microwave to have it be warm while you hold it.

    • @konigstigerr4518
      @konigstigerr4518 24 дні тому +2

      @@ReallyNeedsCoffee oh great, i thought she wanted to eat a capybara.

  • @mackverick20
    @mackverick20 6 днів тому +1

    "the job posting that i put up before was only for you to come during my times of need"
    She sure has a way with words huh

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 24 дні тому +5

    Flustered Uruka is pretty great.

  • @somedudewatchintv5297
    @somedudewatchintv5297 25 днів тому +5

    Imagine that was a real and serious position. Like there's just a professional with a clipboard that turns up twice a year to confirm.

  • @DarkusAsakura
    @DarkusAsakura 25 днів тому +11

    I'M SPARTACUS
    So, about those job positions? Do i present my CV at Phase's HQ or?

  • @YuasBirds
    @YuasBirds 25 днів тому +9

    I'm not gonna lie, you might just want to go get that spray bottle

  • @KratosConPelo
    @KratosConPelo 25 днів тому +9

    That's what a lesbian would say

  • @MCguy52
    @MCguy52 24 дні тому +3

    No wonder Mama Bear is worried

  • @therighttrousers343
    @therighttrousers343 25 днів тому +6

    Orright, job needs a-doin', job gits dun.
    ♪I've been working on the railroad, all the livelong day...♪

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan 23 дні тому +3

    _"It was only for you to_ come _during my ties of need."_
    *[Don't even say it, weirdos.]*
    Awww...

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 25 днів тому +5

    it its more convincing if you pick someone who isnt part of your Community, someone who stumbled over this Clip for example. Someone who would look you dead in the Eyes and tell you their Opinion without any hesitation^^

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 25 днів тому +1

      I would prefer to not get grabbed

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU 25 днів тому +3

    The more you deny something the more it's plausible that it means the contrary

  • @BirdLeavesNoEggs
    @BirdLeavesNoEggs 23 дні тому +1

    Really funny clip, your editing is great

  • @maxurmon
    @maxurmon 9 днів тому +1

    she should get her girlfriend to confirm you're not a lesbian

  • @Mellowbaton
    @Mellowbaton 25 днів тому +6

    Damn she losing on both fronts frfr

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify 24 дні тому +1

    Someone get the jar ready!!!

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 12 днів тому

    0:54. Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a male audience of less than 90%.

  • @Sniper5875
    @Sniper5875 6 днів тому +1

    i wouldnt help, but id be her wife if she asked

  • @treadnokash7598
    @treadnokash7598 24 дні тому

    Me:already camping phase C boiling highquallity coffee sold by fishman on the sidewalk.

  • @reycal22
    @reycal22 25 днів тому +2

    Anyone knows where to apply cuz nothing is showing up in INDEED!😢

  • @TheBakedgood
    @TheBakedgood 24 дні тому +1

    this is too true with the chat. Haha

  • @UnknownGamer40464
    @UnknownGamer40464 25 днів тому +4

    *accidentally picks a tomboy instead*

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 25 днів тому +1

    I have no clue what a microwaveable capybara is, so I'm going to have to assume that's a euphemism.

  • @Anon-jg7uj
    @Anon-jg7uj 25 днів тому +1

    I would volunteer as tribute but the spitcicle though.

  • @Clown_the_Clown
    @Clown_the_Clown 25 днів тому +2

    I volunteer 😭

  • @seimeianri
    @seimeianri 25 днів тому +3

    yes, I will give you the street name and at what time I will be there

  • @OwnageMancer
    @OwnageMancer 24 дні тому +1

    Don’t do it! I’m like 51% sure that’s what the movie Monster is about!

  • @Postcards
    @Postcards 25 днів тому +8

    I'm not convinced

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 25 днів тому +1

    Is that a clip from a movie about Spartacus rebellion?

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  25 днів тому +4

      Yes it's from the 1960's film Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 24 дні тому +1

    Do we get overtime pay?

  • @Colonel-Sigma
    @Colonel-Sigma 23 дні тому +1

    Damn, tomboys got it rough...

  • @_Stalc_
    @_Stalc_ 23 дні тому +1

    im SPURDICUS

  • @jeice13
    @jeice13 25 днів тому

    Microwaveable capybara sounds like a great stuffed animal but also really shows this is part of the fishman asylum for autistic vtubers

  • @adurrezzak
    @adurrezzak 25 днів тому

    Position: Phase-Connect Talent Un-lesbianer

  • @yonas6832
    @yonas6832 24 дні тому

    100% Lesbian

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 25 днів тому +1

    0:07 nice try chatter

  • @JTGVapor
    @JTGVapor 25 днів тому +4

    I thought most of phase are tbh

  • @notusneo
    @notusneo 24 дні тому

    🏳️‍🌈?

  • @mmpsp693
    @mmpsp693 25 днів тому +2

    She's pan

  • @HateradeConsumer
    @HateradeConsumer 2 дні тому

    Every chick is at least like 20% gay, it just be like that