I was watching this and my video clicked into another tab randomly. *I blame the delinquents* It started snowing today where I live. *I blame the delinquents* I made a natsuki drawing and none of my friends liked it. What's crazy is that they love natsuki. *I blame the delinquents* I liked my own comment. *I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
I'm so sorry you feel that way... I knew the delinquents were intimidating but... I will take full responsibility for this incident, as long as it doesn't happen again. You may leave now.
Bijuu here’s a glitch for school girls simulator 1. Get on a snow board 2. Go to the play ground 3. Go on the merry go round while riding the board 4. Get off the snow board and off of the merry go round 5. Enjoy
Nah, don't worry. You will be scrub of the day one day, not so much me. Of course, if you don't get scrub of the day, you can always: *blame the delinquents.* Just sayin'!
* looks at your username* * realizes you're an arabic person* * flashbacks of memorizing 2 pages full of hard af arabic geography in 1 weekend* **delinquents wHy aRe yOu mAkiNG tHiS sO hArD uGh**
My arab teacher said were ginna get geography this weekend. **shivers** i dont wanna waste another weekend memorizing a language i hardly ever understand :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
The Hamilton animatic is too long? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Just joking around since you have the Hamilton soundtrack picture as your profile picture, don't Sue me.
Break into the counselors room? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Doesn't work? SLAP THE TABLE! Doesn't work either? GASP RANDOMLY! I be Scrub of day plz? Edit: Oh mai gwad thank you for the likes😃
Yandere Chan: “The thing is.... I have since learned that delinquents secretly love buckets.... Leading to that, I thought they might let me join their secret fan club if I had dropped a bucket in your office.” Counselor: “Is this true? This is more serious than I had expected. I will let you join their fan club, tell them that I want to join too. You are free to go, I suspect you will update me on this fan club later.” Me: “Oh wait don’t forget about me!”
One time my mum ate salad and i was like " MUM WHY ARE YOU MURDERING HIM!!!" She was so confused xD Edit: oh mi god!! 50 likes!! Edit 2: OH MA GAH 82 LIKES!!!!
Hey Bijuu. I have a theory about Hello Neighbor. You know the girl you bump off the rollercoaster? That's not the daughter. I think it's a girl who died in the rollercoaster in the Golden Apple Amusement Park. (Sorry for the spoilers) The girl is named Lucy Yi. She died on the rollercoaster in Golden Apple Amusement which was designed by the neighbor. His name is Theodore Masters Peterson and he was an engineer in the 19s. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!! The point is, is that Mr.Peterson felt guilty of his own design and that cardboard girl scene is his guilt of Lucy Yi's death. There is my theory
Recently my boyfriend passed away from leukemia. Me and him would laugh for hours watching. Thank you so much for being able to keep that memory alive. He’d been so happy to see how much you’ve grown. Thank you so much.
The ways of teleportation Blame the delinquents If you slam a table Blame the delinquents Eat the last Bento Blame the delinquents Try to flirt and Fail Blame the delinquents If you misbehave Blame the delinquents Do anything Blame the delinquents or government
Teacher: Where's your home work Me: The delinquents ate it Teacher: Go see the guidence counceler Guidence C: Im not suprised to see you back in my office Me: What do you mean back this is my first stime coimg?! Stupid Delinquents
#notifacationsalad The stages of waching a video *me .... waches video* *me....NO WORDS* *me...dies with laughter* *me....sad because video is almost over* *me....waches more videos and starts over again*
Hey Bijuu! Try this out~ 1) Kill a member of the light music club (NOT MIYUJI) to cause the club to disband 2) Look out for Miyuji~ :3 3) she's depressed ;0; and she goes to the rooftop and does a new animation ;O
Dear bijuu mike I wanted to say I love all your vids thank you for posting and being on UA-cam thank you for making us laugh because of you we have good days or at least I do
Hey, let me ask you a question! Have you ever been in a situation where you might get expelled?! Yes?! Well here's a solution! *blame the delinquents* (£9.99) buy a delinquent now and get one free! Terms and conditions apply!
Bijuu in your next yandere simulator video kill a member of the light music club don't kill the leader and after u kill the member the next day the leader is going to be depressed and the band will break up but it will only work if you don't get arrested
A true *FAN* would Watch every Bijuu Video And never comment 😇 Literally I clicked so fAST I BECAME DOUBLE JOINTED. Edit: I’m already double jointed anyway, OOF.
Can you explain why you break inside the counselor office?
*Blame the delinquents*
Counselor found out you blame delinquents for everything?
*_BLAME THE DELINQUENTS_*
Blaming delinquents is bad, m'kay.
@@red_five3325 blame the delinquents
@Asriel Rose Playz blame delinquents
It should be obvious why you are here
Have a plain white shirt?
*blame the delinquents*
I forgot to have my *BWEKFAST*
*Blame the delinquents*
Drop a chicken nuggets
*Blame The Delinquents*
You join the cooking class?
*Blame the delinquents*
You end up dying
*Blame the delinquents*
You get framed?
Blame the delinquents
Losing subscribers?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Killed your parents?
*_B L A M E T H E D E L I N Q U E N T S_*
Stoled some money from the bank
*Blame* *The* *Delinquents*
Pupkin Was here 💩
Killed everyone in your school?
*𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘋𝘌𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚*
Got in the info chans room
*B L A M E T H E D E L N Q U E N!*
I was watching this and my video clicked into another tab randomly.
*I blame the delinquents*
It started snowing today where I live.
*I blame the delinquents*
I made a natsuki drawing and none of my friends liked it. What's crazy is that they love natsuki.
*I blame the delinquents*
I liked my own comment.
*I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
i iked it
*liked
I love this comment
*I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Yea me too :3
I would love that pic! SIKE BAKA!!!
Have no reason to blame the delinquents?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
I like your profile cuz i like cats i dont know why i brought that up
XD
{AN ERROR HAS OCCERED}
Julie Hykava I’m dying rn
99999
Error
Can't think of a good comment?Blame the delinquents!
😂
I'm so sorry you feel that way... I knew the delinquents were intimidating but... I will take full responsibility for this incident, as long as it doesn't happen again. You may leave now.
@@krool_aid9835 Is this what high-school is
**SLAPS BUTTON**
Bijuu here’s a glitch for school girls simulator
1. Get on a snow board
2. Go to the play ground
3. Go on the merry go round while riding the board
4. Get off the snow board and off of the merry go round
5. Enjoy
Hypnotic Eyes I love this glitch!
Lol i love that glitch XD
@@socks7658 Same xD
Tried it it is awesome I has laughing so hard lol
Hypnotic Eyes I did this gilch it hurt meh head
Mike, If your hair turns yellow, does that mean you'll be cheese, instead of salad? Just a theory XD.
cheese salad
That’s just a theory. A SCRUB THEORY!!
U just created a
CHEESE SALAD
He would probably be a lemon
I got grounded cuss my teacher saw me watchi...ummm i mean playing around hehe who am i kidding i watching bijju i just exposed myself
Sent a useless email to Yandere Dev?
Well all you gotta do
Is to Blame the
MIDORI GURINUUUUUUUU
Like my reply if you thought it was BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
Lol
You got no more salad? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!
Galaxy Gamer lol I totally forgot I even made this
LOOOOOOOOOL
Sayori when she hangs herself: *The delinquents made me do it*
Nikki Johnson **OH GOD NO**
yEs
_r/iamverysmart_
Yuri chases you down the hall.
What Yuri says: *The delinquents made me do it!*
You: 😑
Nikki Johnson EVERY SINGLE THING BLAME THE DELINQUINS!!!
DanTDM💎 won't notice Bijuu 💚
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
;-; I tried because I'll never be scrub of the day ;-;
Nah, don't worry. You will be scrub of the day one day, not so much me. Of course, if you don't get scrub of the day, you can always:
*blame the delinquents.*
Just sayin'!
Midnight Mystics BLAME EVERY THING TO THE DELINQUINS
May you rest in piece
Blame the delinquents for why you can't be scrub of the day
me either. its hard to become scrub of the day
Baldi become Pregnananant
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!
I hope i become scrub of the day
Plot twist, the delinquents impregnated Baldi and then did a fortnite dance or something idk
You didnt become scrub of the day
Blame the delinquents
Gaming Arwa oooooooooooooooooooo
For $1 a day, we can save the desk in the guidance counselor's office
Broke your table by slamming on it? Blame the delinquents
YOU DIED BLAME THE DELIQUENTS
Avery Hewitt lol
Today i got to Celebrate my birthday with the table slaming , delinquents blaming, salad bijuu Mike.
Daredevl24 o
@DepressedTrash but my next birthday is October 20th so now it's early. Good job 👏
Best way to celebrate
Ooooof
Counselor: “I’m not surprised to see you again.”
Me: “To be honest, there’s so many people messing with you in UA-cam videos, so me neither.”
The councillor slamming her hands on the desk but it’s bongo cat instead
YESYŸEYSYEYSYEYEYEYSYSYEYSYEYEYSYSYES
I'm loving ur comment 😂
Laylad Stutters Bongo Counselor
ʙᴜɴɴʏᴄᴀᴋᴇ GachaTube yes
I can't beat undyne the undying from undertale so... BLAME THE DELINQUENTS.
I can't beat the delinquents from Yan sim... BLAME THE DELINQUENTS.
i cant not not exist.... BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
Phone dead? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Broke up with bae? ? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Broke a limb? BLAME
Rae Reay like this comment THE DELINQUENTS
Rae Reay Wow the Delinquents are so naughtyyyy
@dragon friend
XD
Sayori:Natzuki? Why no cupcakes?
Natzuki: the delinquents...?
How do we stop the councilor from abusing tables?
*Blame the Delinquents*
*This has been a PSA. Thank you.
Yes.
I have a geography exam tomorrow because of the delinquents!
* looks at your username*
* realizes you're an arabic person*
* flashbacks of memorizing 2 pages full of hard af arabic geography in 1 weekend*
**delinquents wHy aRe yOu mAkiNG tHiS sO hArD uGh**
@@cozyeng I hate geography XD
My arab teacher said were ginna get geography this weekend.
**shivers** i dont wanna waste another weekend memorizing a language i hardly ever understand :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
@@cozyeng
Ok! Good luck! ^^
@@okimimitsuko2735 you are here too? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I haven’t gotten scrub of the day once and I’ve been watching you for a good while, because of the delinquents I haven’t gotten scrub of the day :(
Hope you get scrub of the day!
Is the reason you're not scrub of the day because of the delinquents too
Ahhhh the deliNquents!!
Me too
Sera Chan thank you
Accidentally kill senpai and he folds over like a chair?.. Blame the delinquents!
Ye
Caught blaming the delinquints, blame the delinquints.
Blame the delinquants for blameing the delinquants on the delinquants
Dragon Shaphire
*slowly claps*
Delinquants? Blameing?
Im sorry i cant spell
My boyfriend broke up with me
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
GET GROUNED
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
HAVE DEPRESSION
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
PARENTS HATE YOU
BLAME THE DELIQUENTS
These are like the 3 stages of my life
HAVE ORANGE JUICE
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
here before 200.000 views?BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!!!!!!!
*_The delinquents made me watch Bijuu Mike_*
AND I -hated- it
Loved
@@kailovesdaemobois1571 bruh roleplaying needs to stop
Kyle The Rabbit Anyone can roleplay and just because you don’t like it she doesn’t need to stop :3
U mean "Bijuu" not bijju
@@saccharine8743 are you sure it's a she?
Can't summon the spider demon girl?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
ikr
CAN'T FIND MY SUPER SUIT
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Can't do homework
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!!
I love Danganronpa and especially Kokichi!!
@@sulfuriccherries1535 :3 I'm happy to see another danganronpa fan!
if ur not da scrub of the day...
BLAME DA DELINQUENTS!
Your comment makes me want to bleach my eyes lol just saying the word "da" gets on my nerves. No hate! Have a nice day
I shall now do dat thank q
I spilt water all over my keyboard...
*The delinquents made me do it*
GASP. THE DELINQUENTS ARE TRULY EVIL.
Spilt water on your keyboard
*blame the delinquents*
The Hamilton animatic is too long? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Just joking around since you have the Hamilton soundtrack picture as your profile picture, don't Sue me.
Listening to guns and ships in class? *DELINQUENTS MADE ME DO IT*
Hamilton cheats on his wife *THE DELINQUENTS MADE ME. DO IT*
Break into the counselors room? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS! Doesn't work? SLAP THE TABLE! Doesn't work either? GASP RANDOMLY!
I be Scrub of day plz?
Edit: Oh mai gwad thank you for the likes😃
My dad came to check on me and said why every morning when he comes to check on me I’m on my phone and I said the delinquents made me do it
Lol
Yee I died from that joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop the table abuse.
Edit: I didn't expect these likes. It just felt like the thing to say :P
I_I
Edit: Tbh I don't know what this is I just added it randomly.
Emily H oof
I'm with you
don't edit it to thank all the likes. It makes you sound pretentious
Emily H
WE WILL ALL WORK TOGETHER TO STOP TABLE ABUSEEEEEEEEEEEE hi
Lost your bucket to the counselor? Blame the delinquents.
(Edit: So many likes! I hope I get scrub if he day!!)
Mika Misaki *smart*
I like the way you think
You are *smart*
Mika Misaki THE DELINQUENS MAKE ME DROP IT!!!
Yandere Chan: “The thing is.... I have since learned that delinquents secretly love buckets.... Leading to that, I thought they might let me join their secret fan club if I had dropped a bucket in your office.”
Counselor: “Is this true? This is more serious than I had expected. I will let you join their fan club, tell them that I want to join too. You are free to go, I suspect you will update me on this fan club later.”
Me: “Oh wait don’t forget about me!”
Now I know everything I need to know.
Slam tables and blame the delinquents.
Tables are being slammed?
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
WE SHALL BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!
Mike Mike...glitching Yandere Simulator?
Blame the deliquents
i have one bijuu mike
yes papa
glitching yanderre sim
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your window
ha ha ha
That meme will never get old i just know it
*_Did you get caught blaming the delinquents?_*
*_IT WAS THE DELINQUENTS!_*
Didn't get Scrub of the Day? Blame the delinquents.
ForeverYoung Artist XD
You're gonna get scrub of the day because of this comment, i can guarantee it. I think.
the delinquents
Yandere simulator is not out yet (as a complete game)
BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
No I blame the people who sent tons of emails because he said that game will be out a lot sooner if they stop
YANDERE DEV ISNT A REAL DEV BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
@@karina_martinez420 he IS a real dev
@@mg-dy7wm BLAME MIDORI
Did you become a popular youtube news reporter that called someone a serious racial slur? Blame the delinquents
Yes yes who? Detailsplz
I’m not surprised to see you again * SLAM * the delinquents made me do this
My mom said that I have to eat my salad I said no because that is a violation
I don't eat salad.
actually if u eat salad u become a better scrub
But I can’t eat salad
@@__last_place__5134 me nether. Leaves arn't my thing
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I luv ur yandere videos I mean I luv ALL of ur videos just like Aphmau's videos! 😀
Aquapuma Life
Glad that I’m not the only one that watched Aph
Aphmau and Bijuu fan squad
When someone throws a buket of water at me....."What can I help you with?"
Todoroki Shoto Well... *the delinquents made me do it*
I literally liked this video because Ebola-chan was in it. The delinquents made me do it.
Mikgeno Scott The delinquents made me like this commet *I don't regret it*
Mikgeno Scott the delinquins make me be late
"Can I help you?" SPLASH 10:45
One time my mum ate salad and i was like " MUM WHY ARE YOU MURDERING HIM!!!" She was so confused xD
Edit: oh mi god!! 50 likes!!
Edit 2: OH MA GAH 82 LIKES!!!!
XD perfect!
🤣
JojoTheGamer YepItsMe shes a murderer 911 HELP
The delinquants made her!
@@marshmallowkitten4685 yea! Always blame the delinquents!
Hey Bijuu. I have a theory about Hello Neighbor. You know the girl you bump off the rollercoaster? That's not the daughter. I think it's a girl who died in the rollercoaster in the Golden Apple Amusement Park. (Sorry for the spoilers) The girl is named Lucy Yi. She died on the rollercoaster in Golden Apple Amusement which was designed by the neighbor. His name is Theodore Masters Peterson and he was an engineer in the 19s. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!! The point is, is that Mr.Peterson felt guilty of his own design and that cardboard girl scene is his guilt of Lucy Yi's death. There is my theory
a BIJJU THEORY
Recently my boyfriend passed away from leukemia. Me and him would laugh for hours watching. Thank you so much for being able to keep that memory alive. He’d been so happy to see how much you’ve grown. Thank you so much.
The ways of teleportation
Blame the delinquents
If you slam a table
Blame the delinquents
Eat the last Bento
Blame the delinquents
Try to flirt and Fail
Blame the delinquents
If you misbehave
Blame the delinquents
Do anything
Blame the delinquents or government
Or government 😂😂😂
Toy Chica Sam The Pirate love the last one (Or the government 😂 lol 😂)
BROKE UP WITH YOUR LOVE BLAME THE DELIQUENTS
Hello
Bijuu has a dragon ball shirt xD
Exposed
That shows that....
HES DRAGON BALL SUPER FAN
I do to
ok si
so
Teacher: Where's your home work
Me: The delinquents ate it
Teacher: Go see the guidence counceler
Guidence C: Im not suprised to see you back in my office
Me: What do you mean back this is my first stime coimg?!
Stupid Delinquents
Love you Mike! I've been here since "Anime Cross Dressing Simulator"(Highschool Romance)
#notifacationsalad
The stages of waching a video
*me .... waches video*
*me....NO WORDS*
*me...dies with laughter*
*me....sad because video is almost over*
*me....waches more videos and starts over again*
*blames the Delinquents*
@@JordanRosekrans same
*when you've done something wrong .... blame the delinquents*
Your Guidance Counselor Keeps Slamming Her Desk?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Guys I'm sorry to break it to you but the only reason bjiuu picks scrub of the day is because
The delinquents made him do it
Oh your videos are awesome
Hey Bijuu! Try this out~
1) Kill a member of the light music club (NOT MIYUJI) to cause the club to disband
2) Look out for Miyuji~ :3
3) she's depressed ;0; and she goes to the rooftop and does a new animation ;O
Exist?
*Blame the delinquents*
Nuuuu
Wait, what about putting your camera in cinematic mode in the office and then ending the day? I wanna see if she goes home :3 Ps I love your channel.
Haki the Goddess of Death isnt there a new update in yandere simulator where you can see whats happening during the end of the day?
Yes, but what I mean is cinematic mode in the office without doing anything to initiate a cutscene.
Dear bijuu mike I wanted to say I love all your vids thank you for posting and being on UA-cam thank you for making us laugh because of you we have good days or at least I do
You should summon all the demons to get spider girl
Who wants him to try it?
Me.
FoxInu yes!
Me😊
Hecc yes
Meeee
You can’t open the councillor’s door? Blame the delinquents
You can't spell counselor?
Blame the delinquents
The delinquents made me steal all the cookies from the cookie jar
kuromi lol i rememberthis from my childhood
I Bet Bijuu Wont Heart This
I Bet He Will
You appear to have been right
@@foxumbrelly nope 😢
Well you won
Well, You were right.
10:16
All I can think is PROLONGED EYE CONTACT 😂
Yan Dev: Yandere Simulator
Subtitles/Captions: Young Dairy Simulator, Andheri Simulator
Do more yandere glitch
me: GET THE DORITOS WERE WATCHING BIJUU MIKE
I HAVE SO MANY DORITOS LET'S GET WATCH IT TOGETHER . I knot supposed to watch anime if I'm caught I'll blame the delinquents
ALL HAIL THE BUCKET
Me:I thought it was all hail Bijuu Mike?
Counselor: THE BUCKET!!
Me: ;-; plez help me-ALLL HAILLL THE BUCKETTT!!!
R.I.P
Tables
1 like = 1 table out of the guidance counselor's reach
Random Gacha Person then she wont look scary plus she wont have a laptob
That’s weird the counselors desk made a squeaky noise 🤔
Tony's A Weirdo 🤣😂🤣 *Blame the delinquents*
Counselor expelled you from school?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Hey, let me ask you a question!
Have you ever been in a situation where you might get expelled?!
Yes?!
Well here's a solution!
*blame the delinquents*
(£9.99) buy a delinquent now and get one free!
Terms and conditions apply!
Bijuu in your next yandere simulator video kill a member of the light music club don't kill the leader and after u kill the member the next day the leader is going to be depressed and the band will break up but it will only work if you don't get arrested
Congrats on 1.5M subscribers
Me: *kills somebody*
Counselor: what do you have to say for yourself? O-0
Me: I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS 🤪
IMAGINE DANTDM BEING ADDED TO YANDERE SIMULATOR
Who liked this
Call her the "Slamming Table" Queen
I havent watchnur vids 4 a while its the delinquents fault
Wanna blame the delinquents??
*call monika*
Student council: You’re in my personal space.
Yandere Chan: It’s not my fault! The delinquents made me do it.
8:47 the volume was up all the way and my door was open
hi bijuu, i have a poem for you,hope you like it!
blood is red,bruises are blue,if you dont like bijuu mike,
WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER ARE YOU?
so pretty and heartwarming xD
Anyone could fall for you if you sing that to them
If mike doesn’t post. BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
A true *FAN* would Watch every Bijuu Video And never comment 😇 Literally I clicked so fAST I BECAME DOUBLE JOINTED.
Edit: I’m already double jointed anyway, OOF.
If you were double jointed are you now quadruple jointed?
SomeSonicFan 87 PRoBabLy OOF Someone actually replied on my comment :)
Bijuu Mike didn't pic me for srub of the day BLAME THE DELINQUENTS
RiP ThAt DoOr ThOuGh . ThAt PooR tAble. THAT POOR EVERYTHINNNNNG
love your videos btw
Nobody liked your comment even after three days? BLAME THE DELINQUENTS. And then get pepper sprayed for how old this is..
Died in fornite?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
Didnt make a good comment ?
Blame the delinquents
(Ur comment aint bad)
Fortnite sucks?
Blame the delinquents!
Forknife
*The delinquents...did this to me...*
Honestly... i want to see Bijuu Mijuu try an ASMR video... like if you agree😂
Creative Girls Only nope!
he has
YEAA
2:07 best thing ever!!
Notice me Bijuu-Senpai
Eat My Sandals
Okay
I prefer chanclas.
Someone ate your sandals
*blame the delinquents*
Kassandra Starcaller *blame the delinquents*
what favor and how many times worn
Green boi
How's it going Taro?
Hello senpai
Lol 12:04 *Michael talking* wooooo I can see the kitty outside😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅
Got an F in school.....BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!!!! stayed up till 1 am BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!! don't like salad...what is wrong with you....
One view 11 likes how UA-cam. UA-cam stop drinking
YT updates likes faster than views.
It's the delinquents
Numbers don't matter and it's a glitch, no being unoriginal for Likes in the hall.
:\ true girl true :\
Smashing tables?
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
AaaAaaAaaa SCRUBS FIR LIFE AaaAaaaa