At 9:32 the reason yandere Chan leaves the shoes there is because in Japan before somebody jumps off a building they take off their shoes she's trying to make it look like it's a suicide
Killer: What’s your last word Me: WAITTTTT! **takes out phone** Killer: eh?? Me: SELFIEEEEE!!!! Killer : **plays along** Me: Wait a sec **post pic** Ok now you can kill me
Today I wanted kokana to meet me at the rooftop She must of been at cooking because she teleported And the was making octodogs on an invisible counter On the rooftop, the. She was handing out the octodogs and when I followed her she disappeared
This explains why I was playing Yandere Simulator one time and someone was like, "Oh my god a dead body!" I run over to where the noise came from, and the headless dude is just laying there, dead, I didn't do anything ;-;
First!!! Genka: Ayano Aishi, stop bothering me while I am taking selfies! Ayano: De... Genka: nooo! Ayano:...Lin... Genka: plz you CAN stop!!! Ayano: ...quents... Genka: NOOOOOO! Ayano: DELINQUENTS!!!!! Genka(ANGRY): (slam the table) OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!
Bijuu, your videos make me smile and they are pretty funny, i laugh hard at most of your Yandere Simulator games, and also some of your reaction videos
"just cuz yandere-kun has a serious face doesn't mean he won't use his broken fingers to take selfies and be like everyone else". *old version of Midoriya has entered the chat* midoria: you where saying?
Расцветали яблони и груши, Apple and pear trees were a-blooming, Rastsvetali iabloni i grushi, Поплыли туманы над рекой. Mist (was) creeping on the river. Poplyli tumany nad rekoj. Выходила на берег Катюша, Katyusha set out on the banks, Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha, На высокий берег на крутой. On the steep and lofty bank. Na vysokij bereg na krutoj. Выходила, песню заводила She was walking, singing a song Vykhodila, pesniu zavodila Про степного, сизого орла, About a grey steppe eagle, Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla, Про того, которого любила, About her true love, Pro togo, kotorogo liubila, Про того, чьи письма берегла. Whose letters she was keeping. Pro togo, chi pisma beregla. Ой ты, песня, песенка девичья, Oh you song! Little song of a maiden, Oj ty, pesnia, pesenka devichia, Ты лети за ясным солнцем вслед. Head for the bright sun. Ty leti za iasnym solntsem vsled. И бойцу на дальнем пограничье And reach for the soldier on the far-away border I bojtsu na dalnem pograniche От Катюши передай привет. Along with greetings from Katyusha. Ot Katyushi peredaj privet. Пусть он вспомнит девушку простую, Let him remember an ordinary girl, Pust on vspomnit devushku prostuiu, Пусть услышит, как она поет, And hear how she sings, Pust uslyshit, kak ona poet, Пусть он землю бережет родную, Let him preserve the Motherland, Pust on zemliu berezhet rodnuiu, А любовь Катюша сбережет. Same as Katyusha preserves their love. A liubov Katyusha sberezhet.
That salad reminds me of what one wildlife rescue feeds the box turtles. So here the recipient for Box Turtle Salad! (Salad for box turtles) •2 parts Dark leafy greens (rainbow chard is best, spinach is second best) •1 part red produce (tomato, strawberry, even blackberry) • 1 part orange vegetable (best is butternut squash; carrots also work)
Bijuu pls. Just apologize to Papa Razz. This war between you two made my wife leave me. She even took the kids. Bijuu pls I need my family back. *(What am I even writing LOL.)*
Mike: here’s a nice recipe on how to make turtle soup! Every visco girl:SKSKKSKSKSKSKKSSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSSKKS!!! OH MY GOD I WILL KILL U! Me:.... and I oop... R.I.P. I loved you so much mike 😢
Mike has been bad : killed turtle
Razz has been bad : killed scrub
The both don't get senpai
FOREVER
*FOREVER*
Exactly
Holly Ham lol I agree
@@voxelqa2482 actullay it is a letter of my first , middle and last name and they spell ham
Yeah
I am about to play some John Jerry Simunator #Notcopyinganybody
Cat From The Future first to like this comment
Cat From The Future for me it’s John dairy simykatoe
@@dxwnplays7116 I can see how it can be called that.
Funeral:
Principal : no words can expre-
Buji mike: HaHAAhahA
It's Bijuu Mike not Buji
😂🤣💖
BUJI IM DYING OML
SUTART,IS THAT YOU
(who knows sutart from flamingo)
Ooooooooooooof
2 Most Important Things In Life:
1: Scrub Chan
2:Mr Turtle Over There (Jerry The Turtle)
Another PersonYT when he activated the mode with the big head and the stubby body I spat my rice out
I’m an scrub Chan and mike lover but I can’t buy and scrub Chan
When I saw the turtle, I was like..
PFFFTTTTT!!! I DIDN'T KNOW TURTLES GO TO SCHOOL?!
Mr Turtle XD
Turtle:
*y u buwwy me*
They just trying to get their education
*i like tortles*
They do cause they learn how to whoop your ass
I had a feeling Razz would get revenge. This is just like the time when Lauren and Mike got into a Twitter fight 😂
😧😧😧😧😧😤😡😠😈👎👎👎👎👎
PurpleGalaxy vs GreenSalad was a joke
Alisha Smith ???
Lauren and bijuu Mike were joking around
So TRUE
Best intro ever. 😂 *Scrub Chan must be avenged.*
I see u everywhere
You mean avenged?
@@smoorzboyzbabeee Ya, darn typo.
@@guyk768 It happens to the best of us
Guy Kusano Mr. Turtle should you lunatic
Bijuu, you're not helping with the whole Jack Frost situation by wearing that blue shirt 🤔😆
Doodle Dust
Sans?
When your principal is a social media star. 10:20
"what kinda Idiot would Just leave free shoes wth?"
NO. MORE DAYING CUSS WORDS GUYS 😍😙🤓🤣😊😊😂 ITS VILEZ 😚🤣😇☺️😜😜😇
@@xxxluvv well shit
Another great episode of Juan Harry Defibrillator 👍
11:52 "Oh no l'm late to school!" *falls* "Whoops clumsy me!" *Gets crushed by gate*😂
2:20
*"Woo Dad"-UA-cam captions 2019*
Ye
Bruh in one of my videos
“I think it was No Friends”
The subtitles are legit on crack
1 year ago-
Me: *looks at thumbnail*
Also me: *sees opening* WHAT THE ACTUAL-
“Can we take a selfie with the ghost in the bathroom”
*Immediately thinks of hanako from toilet bound*
Same
*yawn degree enumerator*
I’m glad that this is my first heart
Yawn disaster emulater
Yawn dairy sue missle gator
Yawn Gerry emumator
**Ahem** Insta *gator* ?
Edit: I LITERALLY SCREAMED ONCE I GOT THIS!!!!!! TYSM FOR THE HEART! I’ve never actually found a UA-camr who reads comments!
No one cares
I'll say it's ok for the cat photo>:(
@@mazzhehe girl if don't get your gacha studio stealing character having bet you do the same thing every time you get a heart
@@casanovaa. OOF what they deserve
XxThePotato AaliyahXx I care.
*Teachers can be cool too*
me: **inhales**
•GachaCat•
*Inhales*
@@meow-pg8ep *exhales*
HypnotizedFox 43 XD
**inhales**
*B O I*
7:02 I nearly choked on my food when I looked at those fingers.
At 9:32 the reason yandere Chan leaves the shoes there is because in Japan before somebody jumps off a building they take off their shoes she's trying to make it look like it's a suicide
3:46 - the delinquents are AIRHEADS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me.
Ok. *kills*
Thanks dood
They all donky kong
Mom: some dude name bijow maike uploaded
me: *almost trips and breaks leg trying to get to phone*
😂
*bijow*
Yes 😂
Bigu
@@sherrypitt3232 Bijuu
@@sherrypitt3232 Pingu?
I never commented in your yandere videos but I watch all of them. You're hilarious, keep it up!
simsInnovation I was like ya bro/gurl
but why did you comment this time???just asking!😅
Bijuu: This is sadder than any Gacha I’ve seen.
Me: *_BIJUU JUST EXPOSED HIMSELF AS GACHA MIKE!_*
YE IKR!
IKR
8:32 So majestic
Mike good vid man ill always support the channel
Killer: What’s your last word
Me: WAITTTTT! **takes out phone**
Killer: eh??
Me: SELFIEEEEE!!!!
Killer : **plays along**
Me: Wait a sec **post pic** Ok now you can kill me
Tom and Jerry Alligator?? Lol
1:31 I have a pet turtle...
2:53 “yhhh on Jerry miss”
*Make more how to catch a cheater episodes.*
*P L E A A A A A S S E?*
Agreed
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@@zamariuzumaki5726 dont advertise yourself in the comment sections
You forgot the magic word
@@evaundertale2247 Lol there XD
Today I wanted kokana to meet me at the rooftop
She must of been at cooking because she teleported
And the was making octodogs on an invisible counter
On the rooftop, the. She was handing out the octodogs and when I followed her she disappeared
Kokona is in the drama club
@@sharonconde3605 she used to be in the cooking club
Me: *goes to a random classroom and plays megalovania*
Everyone: *looks confused*
Bet friend: *dies of laughing*
She was killing the sidewalk.
This explains why I was playing Yandere Simulator one time and someone was like, "Oh my god a dead body!" I run over to where the noise came from, and the headless dude is just laying there, dead, I didn't do anything ;-;
Who else thought he had made a pink scrub- Chan
meh
Me.
No the words were in scrub Chan he was using a green screen
Me
Meh
*I thought it was Female Scrubchan*
Bijuu I’m so proud of u the first video I watched of you is when you have 10k and you’ve grown so much
Stop Scrubuse !!!!
Stop Air Abuse !!!
Stop Pink and purple abuse!!!
STOP ABUSE !!!!!!!
*pulls out meat scepter*
@@firestone97 XD
Ummmmm how about stop turtleabuse
Stop. My. Abuse.
Jk I am not abused?
Yea agreed
Oh nu
Brings scrub Chan back from the dead* makes turtle soup XD*
Why does mike look like...... quicksilver?
ARE YOU ALIVE PIETRO?! SHOW US U POWER
*AD POPS UP WHEN VIDEO FINISHES*
Me : oh no scrub chan
2:05
Mike :alright cool!
Me:*crying* what about scrub Chan
Rip turtle :(
I just don't care (lol!!)
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@@zamariuzumaki5726 legit you are breaking the guidlines. Stop advertising yourself.
I like turtles they are my fav animal
#SaveTheTurtle
zamari Uzumaki heck nah
My captions said hotness of those fingers
0:00 I love Bijuu Mike's laugh
0:38 OH NO BIJUU HE WAS EATING YOUR PEOPLE THIS MEANS WAR 😂 (It's just a joke please dont get mad 😂💚💚💚)
thats a GENIUS IDEA
First!!! Genka: Ayano Aishi, stop bothering me while I am taking selfies!
Ayano: De...
Genka: nooo!
Ayano:...Lin...
Genka: plz you CAN stop!!!
Ayano: ...quents...
Genka: NOOOOOO!
Ayano: DELINQUENTS!!!!!
Genka(ANGRY): (slam the table) OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!
Lol
#StopKillingAir
Let's get this trending
@@BijuuMike OMG hi
@@BijuuMike I bet %100 you won't reply to this comment
@@BijuuMike OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S BIJUU MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄
Bijuu Mike
Henlos there person
Can we take a selfie with info jim
8:51 omg mike I think u done the dead alive glitch oh ma gash 👏
Yawn dairy emulator.thanks youtube
Uh.
Ok.
I love some yawning dairy on a emulator so I can play it on my PC instead of a GSNESNES64.
_-Yandere Chan-_
_-John Terry Chan-_
_-Yan Jerry Chan-_
*Tom And Jerry Chan*
Save poor scrub~Chan!!!!
wowie you where first :)
Sign a petition! Also Happy where's Natsu?
Bijuu, your videos make me smile and they are pretty funny, i laugh hard at most of your Yandere Simulator games, and also some of your reaction videos
"just cuz yandere-kun has a serious face doesn't mean he won't use his broken fingers to take selfies and be like everyone else". *old version of Midoriya has entered the chat* midoria: you where saying?
Расцветали яблони и груши,
Apple and pear trees were a-blooming,
Rastsvetali iabloni i grushi,
Поплыли туманы над рекой.
Mist (was) creeping on the river.
Poplyli tumany nad rekoj.
Выходила на берег Катюша,
Katyusha set out on the banks,
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
На высокий берег на крутой.
On the steep and lofty bank.
Na vysokij bereg na krutoj.
Выходила, песню заводила
She was walking, singing a song
Vykhodila, pesniu zavodila
Про степного, сизого орла,
About a grey steppe eagle,
Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
Про того, которого любила,
About her true love,
Pro togo, kotorogo liubila,
Про того, чьи письма берегла.
Whose letters she was keeping.
Pro togo, chi pisma beregla.
Ой ты, песня, песенка девичья,
Oh you song! Little song of a maiden,
Oj ty, pesnia, pesenka devichia,
Ты лети за ясным солнцем вслед.
Head for the bright sun.
Ty leti za iasnym solntsem vsled.
И бойцу на дальнем пограничье
And reach for the soldier on the far-away border
I bojtsu na dalnem pograniche
От Катюши передай привет.
Along with greetings from Katyusha.
Ot Katyushi peredaj privet.
Пусть он вспомнит девушку простую,
Let him remember an ordinary girl,
Pust on vspomnit devushku prostuiu,
Пусть услышит, как она поет,
And hear how she sings,
Pust uslyshit, kak ona poet,
Пусть он землю бережет родную,
Let him preserve the Motherland,
Pust on zemliu berezhet rodnuiu,
А любовь Катюша сбережет.
Same as Katyusha preserves their love.
A liubov Katyusha sberezhet.
Omae wa mou shinde iru. NAAAANIII??!!
Notifications work for me because I'm always watching your channel. Waiting for you to post. Just....waiting....
👏👏👏 that's what I'm talking about
Bijuu Mike 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Quality CONTENT!!!!!!!!! IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@BijuuMike I totally don't check every comment to see if u reply. Yeah...
@@sheyee900 imma get Toriel on you if your lieying
Yandere chan who?
I only know Jerry can
For every mother, every child, every brother, who's caught in the CROSSFIRE!
When the scrub turned pink I was like OMG new merch then I realized green screen duh
Poor Slendrina Gomez doesn't ever get accepted
Flan Berry simulator
I was just watching your videos💓😂 fabulous!
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Just another captions fail:
Biju mike: Yandere simulator
Captions: Yeah and jerry alligator
Me: seriously UA-cam?
Info chan be like: get.....out.........
While bijuu be like: it’s alright Imma get so many likes anyway
Edit: I liked my own comment b/c I can UwU
Yay spinal from Steven Universe
Spinel
Normally, I wouldn't cry at the student funeral..
the turtle...? ;
Is it just me or can anyone elsse NEVER stop laughing at Mike?
#laughallday
Love ya Mike!
Everything has a hashtag now! #hashtag
OOORR #bleh
12:26
Not me because im always late
R.I.P. Scrub-Chan. No words can expr--
Bijuu Mike: HaaHaAA
mike's mispronunciations of Yandere Sim are my favorite
Ahhhh, my favourite game wandering defibrillator
Rip scrubpai you will be revenged ;-;
0:04 when your to high on Kool-Aid
This is life. Yan Grass Simulator. Don't get mowed edition.
That salad reminds me of what one wildlife rescue feeds the box turtles.
So here the recipient for Box Turtle Salad! (Salad for box turtles)
•2 parts Dark leafy greens (rainbow chard is best, spinach is second best)
•1 part red produce (tomato, strawberry, even blackberry)
• 1 part orange vegetable (best is butternut squash; carrots also work)
Razzbowski’s coming for chu >:( I will support you
YOU GOT REKTED BYE AOI
She knows what to do when her pepper spray is out her pocket
8:26 I laughed soooooooooooo hard. XD Man, I just love that Jon Terry Simulator.
RIP scrub chan
Funeral for Scrub Chan : No words can express the sense of loss bijuu Mike feels Bijuu Mike : - cries super loud -
It's like an execution in danganronpa 😱😱
ITZZZ PUNISHMENT TIMMEE
Stop
Sup
Connor Forbes
yeah n o
YES
The turtle died 😭
R.i.p turtle
Idc
9:46 poor budo...
I love the "aye fool" yes just amazing 😂
No one:
Beat your bike: Pictures taken moments before death
Razz: you kill the turtle I kill the scrub
Me: YEEEEE
(I have beutiful spelling)
You master I killllll you then if you kill scrub
@@haleywilson3007 same do not kill the scrub do not kill the scrub!
Hello,Bijuu milk will never notice me 😭😭😭😭
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yea, because you spelled "mike" wrong.
@@piff1e r/woosh~~
Ikr
@@piff1e I know,if I wanted to say mike I would have fixed it I'm not dumb.
Bijuu pls.
Just apologize to Papa Razz.
This war between you two made my wife leave me.
She even took the kids.
Bijuu pls I need my family back.
*(What am I even writing LOL.)*
I love the fact that he has a green screen and is wearing green headphone which blends in with the green screen and even his plushie
When you did the Ebola Chan selfie mode thing if you turn on the captions it calls her a “ fabulous chin” 😂😂
*"The other members of the Doki doki literature club could make a better waifu than me."*
*its random i know.*
1st ! And how do you enable the Easter eggs and create Easter eggs...
2. Views no likes or dislikes without reloading
Gym Teacher: casually kills otohiko coming in with the gate.
Mike looking like a casual Jack Frost today
9:32 lol I literally laughed my gum out
Me too Kuwaiti Fox Føx
Mike: here’s a nice recipe on how to make turtle soup!
Every visco girl:SKSKKSKSKSKSKKSSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSSKKS!!! OH MY GOD I WILL KILL U!
Me:.... and I oop... R.I.P. I loved you so much mike 😢
Kate TheHuman stop
*eats Scrub Chan*
What?! I'm hungry for depression!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Same
Now i have mild deprresion
This made me cry,
If you didn’t cry you have problems.
Serious Problems