"Objects appear more significant," is like... the more understandable way of saying "your life is now an adventure game," as i usually try to explain it
The Couch: Soft, smooth, hard around the edges. Comfortable at all times and capable of supporting a wide range of positions. Use Yes/No You hug the couch The couch doesn't respond respond yet silently acknowledges your compassion. Upon closer inspection you realize how much this couch has been through since arriving here and guess what may have happened before it came into your possession. Where does the pattern begin you wonder, would it be easier to see where it ends? Was there a pattern in the first place?
@@M7S4I5L8V2A ....... i am copying this. and i am going to read it to my brother the next time he gets stoned. he is going to freak the fck out. thank you.
@@godsplayingfield I tend to keep my thoughts to myself when stoned but in retrospect I wish I would have brought up the pattern thing. My brother tried those mind games on me but it never worked. The pattern thing would be a good discussion though depending on the couch.
Lol I can imagine mousey being high and staring to space, she starts to grab everything around her afraid that gravity would stop working and she would start floating
That reminds me of a dude I know that was high while we where playing Smite and he started freaking out because he thought he was on an air plan and that it was crashing.
@@KratosConPelo I don't know if she uses oil or edibles or anything like that, I just saw a metric shitton of clips where she says that she's going to medicate and then comes back absolutely zooted out of her mind. Also if you watch streams, there are lots of similar moments in long streams that are straining on her body
I once prepared my own butter tobamke brownies from but the people that were meant to join and share said brownies kept canceling. One night i took all that prepared butter that was supposed to make an 8 ppl serving, and made a single mega mug brownie. I went through all the levels in waves, at times i regined enough function to walk to the closest destination before being zooted for 10 minutes. I spent about 3 hours going around my kitchen table just to reach a bottle of water, the about another hour traversing the whole infinite 6 feet of hallway to my room, stopping every few steps to lay on the floor and merge with the ground. Even the next day, i was still feeling it, like a baked hangover. I have not made edibles since.
My mom knew I smoked. One day I was a bit too high to drive but needed groceries so i had my mom take me. She was watching my neices at the time.as I was walking back to the van I stepped in an uneven spot in the sidewalk that made me tilt a bit back wars in mid step. The weight of the plastic grocery bags in my hand shifted backwards and I leaned forwards to keep from falling on my ass. I get in the van and I start busting up laughing. My nieces and mom aRe like did i you forget how to walk for a second. It looked wierd. Here I have one foot in the air stepping I lean back then forward as the backs swing backwards and then forwards and I let tho momentum of the bags take me lol. These people in the vehicle next to me are like dude how wasted are you. I just laughed.
"Hyper-analytic of every thought you have and every action you take." Wait, so normal people have to be high for this? I just have to engage in any kind of social interaction with another person.
I once got zooted on my day off from sh*tty telemarketing job and decided to watch some anime I had rented. This is back in the late 90's when VHS rentals were still a thing. I remember being so blasted I couldn't really enjoy the show cause I was way too conscious of the frame rate. I kept seeing individual images and my brain refused or was unable to process them into moving pictures. It was weird, but great at the same time.
This is fucking ON POINT! IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS! Holy shit! I couldn't imagine that it is so damn perfectly encapsulated! Everything he says is exactly right about the stages that weed makes you feel! I am so happy this video exists! Yes! I am gonna show people this!
Theres also the rare agency level where your just stoned enough to realise your stoned but still functioning enough that you just get active and have to clean the whole flat... I've had this a couple of times 3 joints in and I just look around and say to myself "I...must...CLEAN!"
@@themightylyon3324 Hahahaha! MY OLD STONER FRIEND USED TO DO THAT! Omg that is so funny! Never exprenienced that myself because i don't get stoned often enough. Especially not anymore. Now, anytime i vape i instantly end up in the coma phase... I have negative tolerance now, so i couldn't imagine even talking when i'm high nowadays. BUT! I'll take your word for it. Because i know that that is a thing. I have seen it multiple times in the past and i have laughed at my friend when it happens, some times! That is amazing, man. Love it! Weed is great! Should be legal everywhere.
@@MrCarlBackhausen the best part is it always happens at the most random of times after 3 joints like the last time I was in the middle of playing online and it just hit me mid sentence with my friends
There is a level beyond level 7. I accessed this exactly one time. I had the "frame-rate drop" in my vision that the guy describes in level 7, and things were still basically okay at that point. I could literally still SEE, so it wasn't that bad, haha. But a short time later, I completely lost all control of my body. I was limp and my vision was completely blacked out, but I was still conscious. One of my buddies was training to be an EMT at the time and I *vividly* remember him checking my pulse because they thought I might be dead, lol. I could feel his fingers on my wrist and I knew exactly what was happening but was unable to speak to reassure them that I was still alive. For about the next hour, I was rendered temporarily "blind" because I had forgotten how eyelids worked, lol. I could not physically open my eyes anymore because I didn't know how. I got stuck with my eyelids closed and couldn't fix it. I was aware of what was happening around me, though. I could hear people talking and could process their words in my mind, I was just utterly unable to interact with the world outside my own mind. This effect lasted for about an hour, and after that, everything was back to normal. The experience didn't scare me off of weed, but I had a straight-laced friend who was so freaked out by the experience that he was literally afraid to ever pouch pot again. This happened 10 years ago and he still refuses to go near it, to this day. I was so high that it fucking traumatized HIM! Level 8: you've gone blind because you forgot how eyelids work.
That IS next level high. Omg. I'd be so scared too!!! I was never this zooted, but I get paranoid like, everyone is looking at me, when people see me they will know I'm high omg. Don't look at people. Or when your mind goes in circles round and round and you can't stop it. I stopped smoking years ago, because I dislike the feeling and I had this quiet often unfortunately.
I know these comments are from a year ago, but god damn going past level 7 sucks. I remember collapsing on my bed feeling every muscle move in my body, every breath I took felt like breathing fire, my heart was beating out of my ears and I couldn’t open my eyes or make any noise for 3 hours while I just lay there and regret ever eating all those brownies in one go
Story Time! I made a couple of batches of brownies one time and one was for my home-ech class and the other was for me (at this point you can clearly see where this story is headed.) The batch I made for myself was made laced with LSD and some buds my friend gave me. I brought one of the batch of brownies in for the class, because I was chill like that... (this was when i was in 10th Grade or my Sophomore year.) And after everyone (there was like 16 of us) go theirs brownies, the first person to notice what was going on was the Teacher (she was a BIG POT HEAD, and we'll call her Mrs. M) she called me up to her desk and asked me what was in these brownies, and I was like they're just the normal batch I brought in. She was thinking otherwise. Then it hit me, one of my classmates was laughing a bit too much and the girl next to her was under one of the tables used for something (can't remember) just counting backwards while her eyes were wide open. Then Mrs. M asked me again what was in those brownies and I was ohhhhh shit. I told Mrs. M that I made TWO batches of brownies last night one was just some regular brownies and the other was some Pot brownies I was saving for myself. looking at the other students I knew I F**KED up. At the end of the Day i was called into Mrs. M's classroom and she was like, even though you got your brownies mixed up, they were really -excuse my French here- FUCKING good. All-in-all at the end of the third Trimester, i ended up passing that class with a 95% all because I accidentally played into the teachers pot baked mind. At the end of my High School year, when she still worked there. I made a few more and gave them to her as a gift. Class of 2013!
Ironmouse's phobia of space makes a lot of sense, no wonder she prefers Hell. Though, you'd think staring at sparks of fire as far as the eye could see would have a similar effect...
It's a mater of perspective. I have astigmatism and absolutely feel like I gremlin piloting a robot, or the other way around. Also first time I had edibles I skipped every other level and went straight to Zooted, legs felt like they were melting into honey and getting heavy, at one point my eyes frame rate dropped and even paused then immediately rushed to catch up, but I wasstill able to hear everything(constant visual lag). I was a wild ride
Holy shit I'm so glad someone else gets this sometimes. Like I try to tell my stoner friends and they must have some insane tolerance that they never experience this visual lag thing. I recount stories to them about experiencing it and they ask if my weed got spiked. Like no dude, I just get hit with the weirdest experiences because I don't smoke that regularly.
that happened to me when i hit a bong for the first time, and when my friends asked how i was the night before, they were like you were 12 sheets to the wind
nyan already does edibles to get over motion sickness so she should be fine. There's that one time she accidentally got too fucked up on stream cuz she took too much of an edible lol
That's funny, that's exactly what happened to me the first time I heard a concert band in music class in highschool and I don't even do drugs. It felt so awesome I've been a part of a concert band for over 10 years now.
True they counter this by taking speed. Which has the opposite effect on real adhd cases. Calms us down and helps us to concentrate. A fun way to do this over the counter is to have the person with adhd drink a red bull/ monster/ or nos. The vitamins b and high levels of caffine has a similar effect to the meds
@@mdb45424 I once got a free case of red bull from the leftovers of one of my uni's O-Weeks. I got to experience being normal for about a week after that. I also felt very ill because red bull is not good for you.
@@mdb45424 same for me, except I drink a Java Monster and I'm ready to just take a nap. Funnily enough, take in enough caffeine and even though it makes you sleepy it will actually overpower the adhd and make you kinda hyper.
United States of America Constitution Amendment 35: Hereby all retail employees are legally permitted to be "toasted" while working and no public business, company, employer or other persons may infringe upon these rights.
Had a massive panic attack once after having more weed than I should’ve. I get pretty bad intrusive thoughts. Like, violent shit will run through my head randomly, and there’s not much I can do except ignore it. But I tried having double the weed I usually do, and the end result was me being paralyzed in my chair trying desperately to keep a lid on the dozens of awful fantasies my brain was spewing out. Then whatever video I was watching, I think it was a Dall-E video, showed this horrifying face with creepy music, and I just threw up from all the stress. I don’t get that high anymore.
this shit happened to me on weed but never on psychedelics interestingly enough, I also have two friends who had psychotic episodes on weed and not on LSD, don't underestimate weed lol
@@unknxwnplxcemxnt Wasn’t a first timer, but it was the most I’d ever had. Usually I just have one 20 mg gummy and I’m good to go, but that day I’d decided to try having two. Didn’t end well lol
I've only been high once, I got recommended edibles by my doctor. Ended up taking a piece that was bigger than expected and like an hour later I'm playing AC origins with a friend, try to save a npc from being killed by knocking him out only to use my sword and kill the guy instantly. It kicked in and I spent the next few hours laughing like the 60ies joker and failing to eat anything because I couldn't stop laughing. After like half an hour my mouth dried out but I couldn't drink anything for the same reason. It was both horrible and hilarious.
A doctor recommended edible for a first cannabis intake? Bruh, this is like recommending shots of whisky as your first ever drink, this is bonkers. Edibles take too much time to find the right dosage for a person: by the time it starts hitting, you've taken too much of it and you can only ride it out over the next few hours. The best way for a first time is likely a lightly-loaded joint shared with a mate, since you can feel the first hit before the joint is over ; or a bong, since beginners will struggle to use it so it takes forever, and by the time they've done their first load, the first hit is in and you can figure out your own sensitivity. Like any other drug, it is always about starting with the smallest dosage and slowly going up. It's frightening when people are thrown into a new product without any precaution.
@@TubeofDestiny I specifically didn't want to smoke it. I asked about edibles because they were something I was more okay with and could be cooked into stuff. Aside from the once they never even got me buzzed
@@TubeofDestiny i actually had whiskey as my first ever drink then went THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA IT BURNS AGGGHH then i went oh i don't want to pour out the rest of my shot oh i know i'll cheat and use a straw and then i ended up not touching the full bottle of 750ml honey whiskey for a few months as i proceeded to slowly drink a entire bottle of 750ml irish cream bailey's it got to the point that i probably could crack a full bottle open and chug the whole thing because it actually tastes way better than that damn whiskey the whiskey bottle sits more than half full and sits there mocking me.
@@slycooper1001 that’s when you get something that tastes good to start out and then you when you start to feel it, you switch to the honey. By then, all it tastes like is the honey.
Judging by how he is describing this, I am somehow capable of personal locomotion while zooted. That or my brain is mixing the various steps of this to an alarming degree.
Got high as fuck with my dad on Father's Day and watched Alien and Aliens. I was worried that we might be too high and end up freaking out, but we transcended that and we're just blown away with the camera work, sound design, and set for a late 70s movie
I have clinical paranoia and if I get off my meds I get that same type of, “am I me? Am I what thought that? How would I know if I’m alive?” paranoia. It’s weird to think people do that recreationally, but if it’s only a 1/7 chance and you can kinda gauge how high you will get I guess it makes more sense??? Idk
Yeah, I have bipolar disorder and anxiety, and despite being on a good med regimen (and taking them exactly as prescribed), I still have that sort of thought once every month or so. I'm just better at tuning it out. I'm guessing people learn their tolerance and stick to whatever amount works.
I remember watching a movie called Pleasantville once and I was around 4-5 and I was surprised my dad didn't notice this but I was full-on bawling at the court scene near the end all the way to the finish.
If you want to avoid the beeps of a microwave hold the 2 button for a few seconds. For most microwaves this will silence the beep of the buttons and the beeps for when it is done cooking. If you want the beeps back then just hold the 2 button again.
Once I developed a rational fear of looking through a telescope, because some random radiation gonna fry my brain. And a horror story I read about "some dude looking into space, and saw some alien shit looking back and say *I see you* " didn't help either.
4:37 Might be what I had. Went to Amsterdam for the second time with a few friends and one suggested we try hash brownies on the last day as it was raining so much. took like 30-60 min before it kicked in but after it did it didn't take long before I really felt it. Spent pretty much the whole time sitting in a chair with my head feeling more and more heavy tiled to one side, felt like it was perpendicular to my body. Furthermore I had this feeling in my body as if I was swaying around while a python snake was slowly squeezing me harder and harder with some weird pulsating feeling throughout my body and I felt myself get more and more lost unless I resisted and got myself back. Few hours later and I managed to get up, go to my room and slept until 1 am, 8 hours later. At which point I woke up to the other 3 having ordered pizza and I felt pretty fine again. 10/10 would recommend.
I never went higher than a level 4 onset EXCEPT the second time i had edibles i ate two instead of one and don't remember anything from that trip. So ya, not worth it if you can't remember.
3:20 i did thc from a vape looked at the sky it was the evening so stars were wisible and i started to tell my 2 other friends(who where smart about vaping that sh1t and where at like level 2 of stoned, while im at 3-4) that we were so insignificant, because compared to the size of the universe we were meaningles
Yeah, Level 5 is a hell of a place to be at when you're watching anime too. Later episodes of Lain, The End of Evangelion, Femto's birth. You become the literal embodiment of 'I'm 14 and this is deep.'
I once had around 100mg at once on an empty stomach (I know) and after about 2 hours I felt like I was a small person inside my head that was piloting my body. As it went on my mind started moving a million miles a minute so I ate a bunch of food, chugged roughly a half gallon of water, took melatonin and passed out cold after about a half hour of trying to figure out why my ceiling fan was off (it was on according to my cousin).
the best level of high is when you're walking fast back to the time clock to punch in from ur break and it feels like ur floating. drinking water in this state slaps.
God, that is so accurate. Getting zooted and playing Metal Gear Rising is the shit. It's like having your own music in your head. At that point I can like see everything
The best highs were when I merged with the couch, sated the munchies, and went to bed. The most I've ever ate in one go was when we went to a Jack-in-the-Box. I ordered two combo meals with both coming with a drink and fries. I finished everything, including the drinks, and went to bed. It was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had.
The car hotbox every retail worker made right before a long shift is the most fried you will ever feel. Not even the boys filling out the car will prepare you for someone pulling a double at Walmart.
I always made a joke about how I'm high just by being off my meds, but I never knew how right I was. I ain't never smoking no gas station weed if it amplifies the feelings I already have
I like that drunk follows a similar trajectory up to 4, but at 5 your body separates from you and acts on its own. During this time your body will either journey far and enjoy its freedom, or it will shut down and crash like a cheap laptop
getting high feels the same as laughing at a cat staring at a wall constantly loosing braincells and rapidly dropping iq by the second. i've never looked back at myself during these times but its pretty darn funny. a great example of a dumb cat is my profile picture
Funny thing is, you CAN actually mute most microwaves, on most of them you press and hold a number like 2 and after a few seconds it disables the audio.
I get high randomly without using any drugs at all. It's genetic or something. My dad is that way too. It's kinda annoying, but kinda cool to understand high people without the adverse health risks or legal risks.
I had a very bad accident with a circular saw a couple years ago and had to take meds to numb the pain, i think i legit stayed between 4 and 5 for almost a year, it was awful
One measure for me is if I have to physically check to confirm I haven’t pissed myself. It’s never happened to me but I worry about it the more my brain slows down.
OK, Level 5 is what I define as the start to a marijuana overdose, as that's when we start to see the worsened anxiety and panic attacks that are characteristic of marijuana overdoses.
Thanks ironmouse for bringing light to the audience who actually watch vtubers stoned as fuck. That framerates drop moment happens all the time for me and it's so funny
Yes! This video is hysterical, love it. Cause a large portion of my family (and my girlfriend) are stoners. I, oddly enough, am not. I’ve dabbled in micro-dosing for pain, but any actual high I’ve had has been second hand. My favorite story is the Rush concert. I got so stoned from everyone else in the entire place lighting up during intermission that I was hallucinating, ate glowing hot McDonalds without chewing, and had the munchies and paranoia for 2 days after.
I've only been high once, I was laying in my bed and i felt like something was trying to escape my skull through my forehead. When i closed my eyes i could see my body like that one scene in avatar.
I got to level five the first time I smoked pot, it was crazy. Time simultaneously stood still and repeated. Like, the dude I got high with would say something and five minutes later I would hear it again. It also literally felt like it took us a week to get to McDonald's when in reality it's like half an hour on foot. I also felt like we passed the same signs several times on the way.
I feel like everyone should get baked and look at the stars in the middle of nowhere. You'll see the center of the Milkyway, freak out and realize, you're on this spaceship ball rock, falling infinitely around this black hole of destruction. It's so beautiful yet terrifying.
I was once in the frozen state where my imagination and inner mental state felt very limited, like as if i was mentally speaking only looking through a key hole instead of having full vision. Just forming a clear thought was a struggle.
I once accidentally got high and got so scared because I thought I was in a dream but I new I was awake but I also wondered if I was dreaming. It was basically that feeling when you know you are dreaming and I got so scared because I didn’t know what was real and what was fake
"Objects appear more significant," is like... the more understandable way of saying "your life is now an adventure game," as i usually try to explain it
The Couch: Soft, smooth, hard around the edges. Comfortable at all times and capable of supporting a wide range of positions.
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You hug the couch
The couch doesn't respond respond yet silently acknowledges your compassion. Upon closer inspection you realize how much this couch has been through since arriving here and guess what may have happened before it came into your possession.
Where does the pattern begin you wonder, would it be easier to see where it ends? Was there a pattern in the first place?
@@M7S4I5L8V2A ....... i am copying this. and i am going to read it to my brother the next time he gets stoned. he is going to freak the fck out. thank you.
@@godsplayingfield I tend to keep my thoughts to myself when stoned but in retrospect I wish I would have brought up the pattern thing. My brother tried those mind games on me but it never worked. The pattern thing would be a good discussion though depending on the couch.
@@M7S4I5L8V2A This reminds me of Disco Elysium writing.
i explain exactly like its a first person video game lol
Lol I can imagine mousey being high and staring to space, she starts to grab everything around her afraid that gravity would stop working and she would start floating
that definetely didn't happen to me and I definetely didn't imagine gravity to reverse and make me fall into the sky endlessly
That's one of my biggest fears honestly.
Like Roger from American Dad
There’s a line in Third Rock from the Sun about humanity’s “misplaced faith in gravity”
That reminds me of a dude I know that was high while we where playing Smite and he started freaking out because he thought he was on an air plan and that it was crashing.
Level 8: Sober. You get so blasted that you come back around to complete sobriety.
eating something substantial used to do that for me. I called it "pulling the rip cord"
Ah, yes, the Klatchian Coffee effect.
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You can get to this level then go on to a second Giggly phase. you just sit there and giggle to yourself for a bit then crash smooth the fuck out
That's what we refer to as Ascension
Mouse do be getting high af on her meds sometimes...
As my parents put it when fine tuning my prescription, sometimes you have to play pharmacutical roulette.
As far as I know weed is her pain med basically, which I think is far better than prescription painkillers
@@kaijiyuki cannabis oil or something like that? I never heard her said nothing about this
@@KratosConPelo I don't know if she uses oil or edibles or anything like that, I just saw a metric shitton of clips where she says that she's going to medicate and then comes back absolutely zooted out of her mind. Also if you watch streams, there are lots of similar moments in long streams that are straining on her body
ah... aah... opioid...?
I once prepared my own butter tobamke brownies from but the people that were meant to join and share said brownies kept canceling. One night i took all that prepared butter that was supposed to make an 8 ppl serving, and made a single mega mug brownie. I went through all the levels in waves, at times i regined enough function to walk to the closest destination before being zooted for 10 minutes. I spent about 3 hours going around my kitchen table just to reach a bottle of water, the about another hour traversing the whole infinite 6 feet of hallway to my room, stopping every few steps to lay on the floor and merge with the ground. Even the next day, i was still feeling it, like a baked hangover. I have not made edibles since.
Lol so hard rn
hahaha.. Sounds like that ONE time i took shrooms, just x2..
Ah, the rare stage 8, cosbro.
My man ate a lifetime supply of edibles in one night lol
That first sentence alone, with the typos and zero commas, made me feel like I ate too many edibles.
I can live on her laugh alone, she is too cute
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@@nikvezunchik He's probably just down bad, like a lot of us
@@DonlordsirdudeQuixoteOr they just, you know, enjoy the laugh? We ended up at the point where just liking a person is being portrayed as weird.
My mom knew I smoked. One day I was a bit too high to drive but needed groceries so i had my mom take me. She was watching my neices at the time.as I was walking back to the van I stepped in an uneven spot in the sidewalk that made me tilt a bit back wars in mid step. The weight of the plastic grocery bags in my hand shifted backwards and I leaned forwards to keep from falling on my ass. I get in the van and I start busting up laughing. My nieces and mom aRe like did i you forget how to walk for a second. It looked wierd. Here I have one foot in the air stepping I lean back then forward as the backs swing backwards and then forwards and I let tho momentum of the bags take me lol. These people in the vehicle next to me are like dude how wasted are you. I just laughed.
You were on cloud nine, my man. Absolutely jubilant.
"Hyper-analytic of every thought you have and every action you take."
Wait, so normal people have to be high for this? I just have to engage in any kind of social interaction with another person.
Fr, I also have social anxiety/paranoia. When I smoke it takes away the edge of social anxiety; meaning I've never experienced level 5.
@@chasesallegory738 level 5 is my level 0 really.
Add on some self-hate, and I'm there sober or on my prescriptions that keep me more mentally stable.
Yea no, but being high is something different. I also have that normally, but when i'm high, i sometimes just stop and stand around to overthink stuff
@@chasesallegory738 Saaaaaaame.....
I once got zooted on my day off from sh*tty telemarketing job and decided to watch some anime I had rented. This is back in the late 90's when VHS rentals were still a thing. I remember being so blasted I couldn't really enjoy the show cause I was way too conscious of the frame rate. I kept seeing individual images and my brain refused or was unable to process them into moving pictures. It was weird, but great at the same time.
Yo a whole 5 second kettle sound at 1:50. For some reason I am impressed
Opera singer training really comes in handy. :-)
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This is fucking ON POINT!
IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS!
Holy shit! I couldn't imagine that it is so damn perfectly encapsulated!
Everything he says is exactly right about the stages that weed makes you feel!
I am so happy this video exists! Yes!
I am gonna show people this!
He forgot the spiral stage
Theres also the rare agency level where your just stoned enough to realise your stoned but still functioning enough that you just get active and have to clean the whole flat... I've had this a couple of times 3 joints in and I just look around and say to myself "I...must...CLEAN!"
@@themightylyon3324 Hahahaha!
MY OLD STONER FRIEND USED TO DO THAT!
Omg that is so funny! Never exprenienced that myself because i don't get stoned often enough.
Especially not anymore.
Now, anytime i vape i instantly end up in the coma phase... I have negative tolerance now, so i couldn't imagine even talking when i'm high nowadays.
BUT! I'll take your word for it. Because i know that that is a thing. I have seen it multiple times in the past and i have laughed at my friend when it happens, some times!
That is amazing, man. Love it!
Weed is great! Should be legal everywhere.
@@MrCarlBackhausen the best part is it always happens at the most random of times after 3 joints like the last time I was in the middle of playing online and it just hit me mid sentence with my friends
@@themightylyon3324 Hahhaha!
Wonderful
Im honestly blown away with how accurate the video is. Like idk how he put those feelings into actual words.
I imagine a lot of research
..like a lot.
There is a level beyond level 7. I accessed this exactly one time.
I had the "frame-rate drop" in my vision that the guy describes in level 7, and things were still basically okay at that point. I could literally still SEE, so it wasn't that bad, haha. But a short time later, I completely lost all control of my body. I was limp and my vision was completely blacked out, but I was still conscious. One of my buddies was training to be an EMT at the time and I *vividly* remember him checking my pulse because they thought I might be dead, lol. I could feel his fingers on my wrist and I knew exactly what was happening but was unable to speak to reassure them that I was still alive.
For about the next hour, I was rendered temporarily "blind" because I had forgotten how eyelids worked, lol. I could not physically open my eyes anymore because I didn't know how. I got stuck with my eyelids closed and couldn't fix it. I was aware of what was happening around me, though. I could hear people talking and could process their words in my mind, I was just utterly unable to interact with the world outside my own mind. This effect lasted for about an hour, and after that, everything was back to normal.
The experience didn't scare me off of weed, but I had a straight-laced friend who was so freaked out by the experience that he was literally afraid to ever pouch pot again. This happened 10 years ago and he still refuses to go near it, to this day. I was so high that it fucking traumatized HIM!
Level 8: you've gone blind because you forgot how eyelids work.
That IS next level high. Omg. I'd be so scared too!!!
I was never this zooted, but I get paranoid like, everyone is looking at me, when people see me they will know I'm high omg. Don't look at people. Or when your mind goes in circles round and round and you can't stop it. I stopped smoking years ago, because I dislike the feeling and I had this quiet often unfortunately.
I know these comments are from a year ago, but god damn going past level 7 sucks. I remember collapsing on my bed feeling every muscle move in my body, every breath I took felt like breathing fire, my heart was beating out of my ears and I couldn’t open my eyes or make any noise for 3 hours while I just lay there and regret ever eating all those brownies in one go
3:52 Pikamee is that you?
Story Time! I made a couple of batches of brownies one time and one was for my home-ech class and the other was for me (at this point you can clearly see where this story is headed.) The batch I made for myself was made laced with LSD and some buds my friend gave me. I brought one of the batch of brownies in for the class, because I was chill like that... (this was when i was in 10th Grade or my Sophomore year.) And after everyone (there was like 16 of us) go theirs brownies, the first person to notice what was going on was the Teacher (she was a BIG POT HEAD, and we'll call her Mrs. M) she called me up to her desk and asked me what was in these brownies, and I was like they're just the normal batch I brought in. She was thinking otherwise. Then it hit me, one of my classmates was laughing a bit too much and the girl next to her was under one of the tables used for something (can't remember) just counting backwards while her eyes were wide open. Then Mrs. M asked me again what was in those brownies and I was ohhhhh shit. I told Mrs. M that I made TWO batches of brownies last night one was just some regular brownies and the other was some Pot brownies I was saving for myself. looking at the other students I knew I F**KED up. At the end of the Day i was called into Mrs. M's classroom and she was like, even though you got your brownies mixed up, they were really -excuse my French here- FUCKING good. All-in-all at the end of the third Trimester, i ended up passing that class with a 95% all because I accidentally played into the teachers pot baked mind. At the end of my High School year, when she still worked there. I made a few more and gave them to her as a gift. Class of 2013!
Ironmouse's phobia of space makes a lot of sense, no wonder she prefers Hell.
Though, you'd think staring at sparks of fire as far as the eye could see would have a similar effect...
It's a mater of perspective. I have astigmatism and absolutely feel like I gremlin piloting a robot, or the other way around. Also first time I had edibles I skipped every other level and went straight to Zooted, legs felt like they were melting into honey and getting heavy, at one point my eyes frame rate dropped and even paused then immediately rushed to catch up, but I wasstill able to hear everything(constant visual lag). I was a wild ride
Im lucky that my super power is being manic because I get to 8 pretty quick without all the negatives.
Holy shit I'm so glad someone else gets this sometimes. Like I try to tell my stoner friends and they must have some insane tolerance that they never experience this visual lag thing. I recount stories to them about experiencing it and they ask if my weed got spiked. Like no dude, I just get hit with the weirdest experiences because I don't smoke that regularly.
that happened to me when i hit a bong for the first time, and when my friends asked how i was the night before, they were like you were 12 sheets to the wind
I haven’t experienced the frame rate drop in a long long time. I remember it well though.
uh, what does that have to do with astigmatism (essentially when your eye has different focal points on different axes)?
Imagine the whole v crew being roasted together. I don’t even care if there’s a stream or not. Just… just imagine it.
I'm not sure Nyanners would be any different....
@@useraccount333 lol you might be right.
I don't know... Mel seems like the type to really freak out when high...
@@wicked.a950 lol ok you might be right.
nyan already does edibles to get over motion sickness so she should be fine. There's that one time she accidentally got too fucked up on stream cuz she took too much of an edible lol
When you feel vibrations from sound, and become weirdly attuned to them, that's the best.
This is why stoners love music so much. heh
That's funny, that's exactly what happened to me the first time I heard a concert band in music class in highschool and I don't even do drugs. It felt so awesome I've been a part of a concert band for over 10 years now.
3:00 I like how, according to this, level 5 is basically how it feels to live with adhd every single day lmao
True they counter this by taking speed. Which has the opposite effect on real adhd cases. Calms us down and helps us to concentrate. A fun way to do this over the counter is to have the person with adhd drink a red bull/ monster/ or nos. The vitamins b and high levels of caffine has a similar effect to the meds
@@mdb45424 I once got a free case of red bull from the leftovers of one of my uni's O-Weeks. I got to experience being normal for about a week after that. I also felt very ill because red bull is not good for you.
Feel that
Yeah like wait a sec I have various symptoms from all five levels on the daily
@@mdb45424 same for me, except I drink a Java Monster and I'm ready to just take a nap. Funnily enough, take in enough caffeine and even though it makes you sleepy it will actually overpower the adhd and make you kinda hyper.
Mousey's right, watching Maury while high is an amazing experience. 10/10 highly recommend
pun intended?
United States of America Constitution Amendment 35: Hereby all retail employees are legally permitted to be "toasted" while working and no public business, company, employer or other persons may infringe upon these rights.
Had a massive panic attack once after having more weed than I should’ve. I get pretty bad intrusive thoughts. Like, violent shit will run through my head randomly, and there’s not much I can do except ignore it. But I tried having double the weed I usually do, and the end result was me being paralyzed in my chair trying desperately to keep a lid on the dozens of awful fantasies my brain was spewing out. Then whatever video I was watching, I think it was a Dall-E video, showed this horrifying face with creepy music, and I just threw up from all the stress.
I don’t get that high anymore.
My brother had a panic attack his first time as well, hasn't done it since. And I never will, I know for a fact I'd also have a panic attack
this shit happened to me on weed but never on psychedelics interestingly enough, I also have two friends who had psychotic episodes on weed and not on LSD, don't underestimate weed lol
panic attacks usually happen for first timers but after you don’t get em anymore usually
@@unknxwnplxcemxnt Wasn’t a first timer, but it was the most I’d ever had. Usually I just have one 20 mg gummy and I’m good to go, but that day I’d decided to try having two. Didn’t end well lol
@@thedenseone6443 you must have low tolerance then
"The answer is yes," omg i actually laughed at that, triggered my nostalgic funny bone lol
I've only been high once, I got recommended edibles by my doctor. Ended up taking a piece that was bigger than expected and like an hour later I'm playing AC origins with a friend, try to save a npc from being killed by knocking him out only to use my sword and kill the guy instantly. It kicked in and I spent the next few hours laughing like the 60ies joker and failing to eat anything because I couldn't stop laughing. After like half an hour my mouth dried out but I couldn't drink anything for the same reason. It was both horrible and hilarious.
A doctor recommended edible for a first cannabis intake? Bruh, this is like recommending shots of whisky as your first ever drink, this is bonkers.
Edibles take too much time to find the right dosage for a person: by the time it starts hitting, you've taken too much of it and you can only ride it out over the next few hours.
The best way for a first time is likely a lightly-loaded joint shared with a mate, since you can feel the first hit before the joint is over ; or a bong, since beginners will struggle to use it so it takes forever, and by the time they've done their first load, the first hit is in and you can figure out your own sensitivity.
Like any other drug, it is always about starting with the smallest dosage and slowly going up. It's frightening when people are thrown into a new product without any precaution.
@@TubeofDestiny I specifically didn't want to smoke it. I asked about edibles because they were something I was more okay with and could be cooked into stuff. Aside from the once they never even got me buzzed
That's the best, that's what I look for but I can never thread that needle. I either barely feel it or zone in and out of my own mind.
@@TubeofDestiny i actually had whiskey as my first ever drink then went THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA IT BURNS AGGGHH then i went oh i don't want to pour out the rest of my shot oh i know i'll cheat and use a straw and then i ended up not touching the full bottle of 750ml honey whiskey for a few months as i proceeded to slowly drink a entire bottle of 750ml irish cream bailey's it got to the point that i probably could crack a full bottle open and chug the whole thing because it actually tastes way better than that damn whiskey the whiskey bottle sits more than half full and sits there mocking me.
@@slycooper1001 that’s when you get something that tastes good to start out and then you when you start to feel it, you switch to the honey. By then, all it tastes like is the honey.
ngl my default is literally lv 2-3, lv 4 is past 10 pm
I watched the Zeitgiest movie while Stoney Baloneyied and it wasn't a fun time
Reached level 7 with the help of an edible 2 days ago. Can confirm that it feels like your frames dropped but irl. Trippy but had a good ass feeling
Mouse, watching Maury episode on phobias, high out of her mind: “hey, I should get me one of those!”
Watching Maury normally is like a waiting room fever dream I can only imagine what its like grilled out of your mind
wh-how was he NOT THE FATHER 😱
And past Zooted, we have the secret level yet unachieved: *TRANSCENDED*
Aka 'Yeeted outta existence'
i like to call that lvl 8 deep fried and then lvl 9 is obviously cloud 9 lol
I like how some people will probably think mouse is smoking blunts in her off time.
Well that would be a gremolin sort of thing to do
I've been 'Zooted' several times in my life and let me tell you it's an experience.
Judging by how he is describing this, I am somehow capable of personal locomotion while zooted. That or my brain is mixing the various steps of this to an alarming degree.
Got high as fuck with my dad on Father's Day and watched Alien and Aliens. I was worried that we might be too high and end up freaking out, but we transcended that and we're just blown away with the camera work, sound design, and set for a late 70s movie
But Aliens is an 80s movie.
It's weird when I'm just watching yt and then mouse happens to watch the exact same video around the same time
I have clinical paranoia and if I get off my meds I get that same type of, “am I me? Am I what thought that? How would I know if I’m alive?” paranoia.
It’s weird to think people do that recreationally, but if it’s only a 1/7 chance and you can kinda gauge how high you will get I guess it makes more sense??? Idk
It also depends on the person and their tolerance. There are people out there who will never experience levels 5-7.
Yeah, I have bipolar disorder and anxiety, and despite being on a good med regimen (and taking them exactly as prescribed), I still have that sort of thought once every month or so. I'm just better at tuning it out.
I'm guessing people learn their tolerance and stick to whatever amount works.
The ultima call out for mouse 😆
I use the frame rate analogy when I'm getting drunk. It's gotten to the point that now my all my friends say it. Lol
I remember watching a movie called Pleasantville once and I was around 4-5 and I was surprised my dad didn't notice this but I was full-on bawling at the court scene near the end all the way to the finish.
If you want to avoid the beeps of a microwave hold the 2 button for a few seconds. For most microwaves this will silence the beep of the buttons and the beeps for when it is done cooking. If you want the beeps back then just hold the 2 button again.
I call "zooted" the "Peanut Cop" experience.
You ever saw 12 Oz. Mouse? Dude was zooted 24/7.
Once I developed a rational fear of looking through a telescope, because some random radiation gonna fry my brain.
And a horror story I read about "some dude looking into space, and saw some alien shit looking back and say *I see you* " didn't help either.
There are 7 levels and Ironmouse hops through them all.
4:37 Might be what I had. Went to Amsterdam for the second time with a few friends and one suggested we try hash brownies on the last day as it was raining so much. took like 30-60 min before it kicked in but after it did it didn't take long before I really felt it. Spent pretty much the whole time sitting in a chair with my head feeling more and more heavy tiled to one side, felt like it was perpendicular to my body. Furthermore I had this feeling in my body as if I was swaying around while a python snake was slowly squeezing me harder and harder with some weird pulsating feeling throughout my body and I felt myself get more and more lost unless I resisted and got myself back. Few hours later and I managed to get up, go to my room and slept until 1 am, 8 hours later. At which point I woke up to the other 3 having ordered pizza and I felt pretty fine again.
10/10 would recommend.
Ironmouse does a good Henya impression
Levels of high: where you are right now -> more high
I never went higher than a level 4 onset EXCEPT the second time i had edibles i ate two instead of one and don't remember anything from that trip. So ya, not worth it if you can't remember.
I go from around level 3 to 4 straight to 7..
so this is why everyone always thinks im high....
3:20 i did thc from a vape looked at the sky it was the evening so stars were wisible and i started to tell my 2 other friends(who where smart about vaping that sh1t and where at like level 2 of stoned, while im at 3-4) that we were so insignificant, because compared to the size of the universe we were meaningles
we're just evolved apes on a floating rock in space!
These levels are so accurate, I’m glad it’s not just me that experience this
i can confirm that every bit of information from that video was completely factual
Imagine that our whole world is a hallucination Mouse in 8 stage
Yeah, Level 5 is a hell of a place to be at when you're watching anime too. Later episodes of Lain, The End of Evangelion, Femto's birth. You become the literal embodiment of 'I'm 14 and this is deep.'
That wine glass tips over... BUT THE WINE NEVER FALLS
The first time I ever got high I became the definition of zooted and watching this video makes me laugh so much because it’s so true
I once had around 100mg at once on an empty stomach (I know) and after about 2 hours I felt like I was a small person inside my head that was piloting my body. As it went on my mind started moving a million miles a minute so I ate a bunch of food, chugged roughly a half gallon of water, took melatonin and passed out cold after about a half hour of trying to figure out why my ceiling fan was off (it was on according to my cousin).
yo, being afraid of the Maury show makes sense to me. I once hid in the couch cushions because the movie The Experiment made me scared of humans.
I'm not sure if it's my ADHD or my stupidity but I regularly go through all 7 of these stages and I have never been high on weed.
2:25 They do! It depends on your microwave’s model, but for most models, if you hold down the number 2 before cooking, it will silence the beeps!
the best level of high is when you're walking fast back to the time clock to punch in from ur break and it feels like ur floating. drinking water in this state slaps.
TIL I've been living my life on rosted... that explains so much
God, that is so accurate. Getting zooted and playing Metal Gear Rising is the shit. It's like having your own music in your head. At that point I can like see everything
The best highs were when I merged with the couch, sated the munchies, and went to bed. The most I've ever ate in one go was when we went to a Jack-in-the-Box. I ordered two combo meals with both coming with a drink and fries. I finished everything, including the drinks, and went to bed. It was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had.
I’ve experienced all these levels sober but with various levels of sleep deprivation
The car hotbox every retail worker made right before a long shift is the most fried you will ever feel. Not even the boys filling out the car will prepare you for someone pulling a double at Walmart.
I always hear voices in my head, especially while drunk or sober
im hittin the pen watching this and never gets old how you watch it.
While i never want to take anything that can get me high, i kinda wanna get high after hearing this
I always made a joke about how I'm high just by being off my meds, but I never knew how right I was. I ain't never smoking no gas station weed if it amplifies the feelings I already have
I like that drunk follows a similar trajectory up to 4, but at 5 your body separates from you and acts on its own. During this time your body will either journey far and enjoy its freedom, or it will shut down and crash like a cheap laptop
Watching anime high is the best thing on God's green Earth.
The guy in the video that iron mouse is watching, has absolutely no idea what the hell he's talking about
getting high feels the same as laughing at a cat staring at a wall constantly loosing braincells and rapidly dropping iq by the second. i've never looked back at myself during these times but its pretty darn funny. a great example of a dumb cat is my profile picture
She stated at the abyss for just a bit too long... and it stared back.
Funny thing is, you CAN actually mute most microwaves, on most of them you press and hold a number like 2 and after a few seconds it disables the audio.
"where do I end and the couch begins?"
The answer is pizza bagels
this is reminding of that one epsidoe from what we do in the shadows where Nandor the Relentless Is questioning everything
The best high is smoking frog venom and then it basically reboots your emotions.
Mouse gets zooted to the point of pure gremolin
I get high randomly without using any drugs at all. It's genetic or something. My dad is that way too. It's kinda annoying, but kinda cool to understand high people without the adverse health risks or legal risks.
I had a very bad accident with a circular saw a couple years ago and had to take meds to numb the pain, i think i legit stayed between 4 and 5 for almost a year, it was awful
One measure for me is if I have to physically check to confirm I haven’t pissed myself. It’s never happened to me but I worry about it the more my brain slows down.
OK, Level 5 is what I define as the start to a marijuana overdose, as that's when we start to see the worsened anxiety and panic attacks that are characteristic of marijuana overdoses.
Thanks ironmouse for bringing light to the audience who actually watch vtubers stoned as fuck.
That framerates drop moment happens all the time for me and it's so funny
Yes! This video is hysterical, love it. Cause a large portion of my family (and my girlfriend) are stoners. I, oddly enough, am not. I’ve dabbled in micro-dosing for pain, but any actual high I’ve had has been second hand.
My favorite story is the Rush concert. I got so stoned from everyone else in the entire place lighting up during intermission that I was hallucinating, ate glowing hot McDonalds without chewing, and had the munchies and paranoia for 2 days after.
"You'll stand there watching it cook the whole time"
People with A.D.D: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
Imagine mousey as afraid of Maury as she is of space.
I got high exactly once and I went straight to roasted
I've only been high once, I was laying in my bed and i felt like something was trying to escape my skull through my forehead. When i closed my eyes i could see my body like that one scene in avatar.
Great edit!
I got to level five the first time I smoked pot, it was crazy. Time simultaneously stood still and repeated. Like, the dude I got high with would say something and five minutes later I would hear it again. It also literally felt like it took us a week to get to McDonald's when in reality it's like half an hour on foot. I also felt like we passed the same signs several times on the way.
the highter levels of high just sounds like annexiety
I believe that is true. You wanna get really high just have an anxiety attack.
I feel like everyone should get baked and look at the stars in the middle of nowhere. You'll see the center of the Milkyway, freak out and realize, you're on this spaceship ball rock, falling infinitely around this black hole of destruction. It's so beautiful yet terrifying.
Number seven is when you start teleporting.
I was once in the frozen state where my imagination and inner mental state felt very limited, like as if i was mentally speaking only looking through a key hole instead of having full vision. Just forming a clear thought was a struggle.
Got wasted AF...
Stared at the sky...
Now hates Space forever... For reasons.
Sounds pretty accurate, yeah.
Based on the first 15 seconds alone, I already know this is gonna be a good clip
I once accidentally got high and got so scared because I thought I was in a dream but I new I was awake but I also wondered if I was dreaming. It was basically that feeling when you know you are dreaming and I got so scared because I didn’t know what was real and what was fake