"My love's like the ocean: It's deep and there's manatees." Oh god that had me rollin' 😂 This whole video was comedic genius. Extremely funny. Well done.
When you said his poem was called “Titties” I literally said ‘oh no’. This is so funny I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣 Also can I just say when he said “if your opinions are bullets, shoot me” I low key was impressed
I shared this video with my slam poetry group and we all agreed: this is better than anything we’ve done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. You’re welcome to the next get together. Except we actually clap and drink until no ones poems are coherent.
After the 2nd annual slam poetry dropped today, I just HAD to rewatch this! Andddd let's be honest who didn't bust a gut at Frankie's pig snorts at 4:08 😂
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my friend and I are seriously considering buying these and wearing it to Art festivals and slam poetry jazz bars in Toronto
@@sgoodz girllll im definitely joining you lmaoooo yaaasss
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Please make this a series. ...
Asuh dude
*if your opinions are bullets, then shoot me*
I FELT THAT.
Titties.
Powerful
👌👌👌
I bank 🏦 I
F I R E 🔥🔥🔥
Not gonna lie frankies poem was kinda fire
Jay W not kinda, straight HEAT
EVERYTHING FRANKIE DOES IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@sirot5561 true
Not just fire... straight fire
Oh you mean Francisco? Ya ik it was str8 💯💯🔥🔥
1:55 Francisco turns the page and THEN licks his finger. A true visionary of our time.
Honestly, I never even noticed that
He noticed tho lmao the realization flashes across his face
hahaha
THIS HAS ME DYING
His face after he does it was killing me he totally realized how stupid that was
I feel oddly empowered as a woman after Danny's poem.
Sunny Blue same girl
“self conscious? no problem ... titties.”
I felt that. 💀😂💕
Same!! Lmao
I feel empowered as a guy after that shit 😂
Me too
Sunny Blue who’s Danny? I only know Dante
Can y’all imagine Keith doing this shit 💀
Lydia W i cant even imagine but it’d be dark as fuck 😂😂😂
suicidefuckingsilence definitely that and he would not be able to stay in character either 😂😂
I’m laughing thinking about it 😂
Keiths poem "Fuck you fuck this fuck me fuck everything " thank you fuckers god Dann it
Part 2
“Eggs, oatmeal, egg whites. Why can’t we all just have the same egg rights.” - Cisco 2019
Truer words have never been spoken
preach
“work SUCKS… why though?” has to be the funniest thing frankie has ever said 😂
This just popped into my head at 1:18 am so ive come to watch it for that line and that line only, its legendary.
Frankie's commitment to the bit never fails to amaze me
theatre kid!!
when francisco said “a fyre festival that’s fleek WHIP YAH / what happened to the days of praise God”
i felt that. snaps all around. impeccable.
Alejandra Estrella I thought he was going to say "whip yah, yah yeet!" Haha
His real names Frankie btw 😂
WHIP Y A H -frankie 2019
@@uh5169 hahaha yeah, i'm aware. I was just addressing his poet persona
His real name IS Francisco
Petition to get Keith on slam poetry
I, You Stupidity HERE FOR IT
OH MY GOD YES AND DAVINO
This does need a part 2
Absolutely
fucking YEEEEEEES
"WHIP, YAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF 'PRAISE GOD'?"
I'M CRYING
😂😂😂
4 years later and I CANT BREATH STILL. The blink 182 lyrics get me every time.
why was frankie’s poem actually really good and had some hard truth in it
I know I felt that shit
Egg rights
WORK SUCKS Why though?
Holy shit Frankie was born for satirical slam poetry. That was shocking.
I agree I'm choking and laughing my son and husband are concerned for my sanity.
“We care less about our homeless than we do our coffee”
Joe- “ I love coffee”
every so often i come back to this video so i can hear frankie yell "BLANCH"
3:28
This is NOT Frankie's first rodeo
His was my favorite.
He remembers it, clear as day…
@@susieqz813 clear as DAY
@@SamDracula_ Thank you for replying, now I remember to watch this masterpiece once again ❣️
Truly touching. Inspiring. *snap snap snap*
The Basement Yard snap snap bitch it’s me with poetry watch out now I might be spitting rhymes but know that this is a serious time
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!
Amen.
Joe actually looks really hot like this!
Hey Joe, Can You a crossover with Antscanada or DanTDM please?
Dante's was empowering. Joe had the best delivery. But Frankie.. that poem was actually 🔥
Frankie's poem gave me life😍😂
"Egg rights?"😂
"Work sucks, Why though?" 😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭
“Late night, come home, work sucks .... WHY though?” 😂😂😂
words to live by
Actual tears 💀
Angela Grace at first i thought he was singing lil peep 😂😂😂
The pig part had me dying 😂😂😂
@@MarquesoDaGoat mans, where you getting lil peep? I think he was referencing blink 182
is it weird that Danný''s poem made me feel better about my boobs? *snap* *snap* *snap*
Meena1587 mine too. Mine are oblong
Girl, same.
I made it till "whip ya" and then I died. 😂
Sd Williams XD
i know he hit it so hard and i was so surprised i almost peed myself
Me too
"Late night
Come home
Work sucks"
Why tho?
☠️☠️☠️
Please have Keith participate in the next slam poetry reading
Yes!! Please have Keith in the next one!@
Yes!! Wanna hear his vulgar poetry full of swear words. hahahaha!
His poem will probably be called "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" lol
Ileana Solivo PPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE
Keith can't read for shit too so it'd be even funnier lmao
Ileana Solivo XD
Frankie had me in tears. I'm sorry but nobody could ever top Frankie and his Target notepad.
Lauren A never truer words spoken!!🤣
Lauren A not even Titties?
Did you see the new one?
The fact the Frankie licks his fingers everytime AFTER he's flipped the page😂I can't!!
I’ve followed Joe for YEARS and this is the first time I’m seeing this video. How have I went this long without it?! I’m at work CRYING laughing 🤣😭🤣😭
There are two more of these. They're all hilarious.
@@beccadotelpy oh I know I watched all of them 🤣🤣 can’t believe I was missing that my whole life
Same 😂
Same here!!! This is my first time watching this video and I don’t know why it’s taken me this long!
This might actually be the best video UA-cam has ever seen
Agreed
yea actually
100% agree
Okay calm down flap jack
Frankie’s poem has me crying 😂😂😂
I was on the floor when he started oinking! 😂
SAME!!! I'm still recovering. 🤣🤣🤣
Frankies was the best.
IT’S_MALAYA I was crying i was laughing so hard. I had to keep going back cause I’d miss so much of the video from laughing so hard.
BLANCH
Frank kills me 😂
"A fire festival that's fleet, WHIP YAH"
*pig noises*
"Late night, come home, WORK SUCKS. Why tho?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like 2024 needs another one of these...
Frankie danny and joe trying to stay in character for 13 minutes straight
Anna O Frankie, Danny, and Joe breaking character for 13 minutes straight
Anna O damn you fine
Did Joe even last a minute?
Frankies poem actually had me in tears that was so funny
Omg same hahaha. I feel bad for my upstairs neighbor
**oink oink oink oink oink**
It's Francis! 😂😂😂jk
It didn't help that fucking Joe was laughing just as ugly as me 😂😂
When I’m sad I come back to this video and laugh so hard at Frank
Joe’s delivery was actually really decent
"My love's like the ocean:
It's deep and there's manatees." Oh god that had me rollin' 😂 This whole video was comedic genius. Extremely funny. Well done.
Can you imagine Frankie in his room alone practicing his poem in front of the mirror?
Stacy Perriera *Whip YAAHHH* 😂😂
lmao honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen
“If opinions are bullets, shoot me” YO THAT WAS FIRE IM NOT GONNA LIE
NO FR THAT HIT 7:10
It could be the weed speaking but I actually think all three of these are good poems 😭
Joe’s “trying not to laugh face” is pure gold.
“You know him as Joe.... I too know him as Joe. Joe?”
That part killed me.
Frankie’s poem was better than my college thesis
The “crowd “ reaction had me dying through the whole video
When you’re on the brink of madness
And you take a drink on sadness
You need to blink.....182 😂😭
this HAS to be done again with Keith as well, the 4 of you would make the funniest video of all time without even trying
YES!!!
Keith is a must!!!!
Damit, now I need to know why Keith wasn't involved with this in the first place...
I absolutely lost it when Frankie made pig noises
I watch this atleast once a week lmao can always make me smile even when I’m down
I've been rewatching it for 3 years lmao, it's a guaranteed little dopamine spike
Watching this video for the first time while being high is the best thing to ever happen in my life. I have never laughed so hard I am dying.
frankie’s target notebook I’m weak
Dude I just realized Joe’s poem is about Jennifer Lopez 😂
Jake Duncan would have never crossed my mind if I didn’t see this comment lmaooooo
Jake Duncan Spoiler alert! (Lol)
They need to go to an actual slam poetry event and do these 💀
When you said his poem was called “Titties” I literally said ‘oh no’. This is so funny I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣
Also can I just say when he said “if your opinions are bullets, shoot me” I low key was impressed
Btw, Frankie won.... i was dying, i don't know why i'm still laughing even after it is over...
It's Francisco. Come on, man.
When Frankie did the pig noise I peed myself 😂😂😂
rapbycaesar me toooo 🤣🤣🤣
Ik this video was 4 years ago, but I love y’all’s friendship sm
The way JLO actually left her husband after this…
WE NEED A PART 2 IMMEDIATELY
And 3
And maybe part 4
IMMEDIATELY!!!!
They need to make this a series tbh
@@DilshanPieris hard agree
*This is the video that I never knew I wanted lol*
hafsa Right?!? I’m dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colyn Jessica 😂
Needed **
joes slam poetry voice is spookily good
11:00 Joe: I want to get drunk like pirates and get high with you
Frankie: don’t do that
Frankie: Funny
Dante: Motivating
Joe: Emotional
itsrikki tbh frankies was about society, probably the only one that had some type of meaning 😂😂
taz bibi Nah Joe’s has meaning.
Frankie's is so good x)
I think you mean Francisco
They way they have their legs crossed!😂😂😂
Leigha Lawrence yes 😂😂
@@jania9762 It's hilarious I love it!😂😂
Didn’t even notice that😂
them trying not to laugh makes it hilarious
4:13 is easily one of the greatest reactions in Santagato history 😭
“You see, my love’s like the ocean; it’s deep, and there’s manatees.”
“they can’t hurt you anymore” LMFAO
queen moran “protect yourself” I freaked out hahaha
Wtf is your profile pic? Lol.
"As my time has lasped" lmaoooo
3:28 BLANCH
why does Danny look like he's about to rob the bank?
Marissa Jaipershad *Dante
@@nishmezzo LOL you're right Dante sorry
He looks like he's about to go to the apple store with his Starbucks just to complain.
I almost choked no joke
Mirella Haddad me too 😂😂
Joe's haircut finally serves its purpose in this video
Only in some angles
I think you meant Frankie’s 😂
I’ve returned 2 years later to watch this a third time and oh my god I love it just as much
I shared this video with my slam poetry group and we all agreed: this is better than anything we’ve done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.
You’re welcome to the next get together. Except we actually clap and drink until no ones poems are coherent.
1:53 when frakie licks his finger AFTER he turns the page I lost it
You could tell that he was even like, "wow why the fuck did I just do that?" lmao
Lmaooooooooo I died
ME TOO
Why do they look like the three personalities from split
Holy shit yeah lol
Jade you funny
Jade lmaaaoooo
They look like the same guy from different spider-verses
Jade LMAOOOO
8 feel like Frankie actually has done slam poetry and just has his poems saved
I was having a serious panic attack and decided to revisit this video... fixed my mood and made me laugh hysterically. Thank you sirs
“My love is like the ocean.
It’s deep and there’s manatees”
- Joe Santagato 2019
When Frankie did the pig noise I started dying
I'm still going back and watching that part and it's killing me every time omfg lol.
how am i just discovering this masterpiece????
funniest was frank's definintely. danny's was probably most well written and joe's was the most moving. all good in their own ways XD
"Work sucks. Why tho?" I literally had a HARD ASS LAUGH over that...im so dead..😂😂
Isabelle Whitaker I’m glad I wasn’t the only one 😂😂
I don’t know whether the tears streaming down my face are from laughing or crying
Francisco - Best Poet
Dante - Best Audience Member
Joe (Who you know as Joe, but I also know as Joe) - Best Host
the pure joy on Frankies face at the end when hes holding both of them saying "You did it, we did it" is so pure lol
Why does Danny look like he's going to rob a bank
“Wipe away those tears” “They can’t hurt you anymore”
Monet Orr I felt that in my soul when he said those things
This legit almost killed me. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
10:10 *”I thought so tony”*
“Work sucks!.... why though?” “You’re Jenny from the block & I’m just... Joey” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Josephine_97 *Aggressive oink*
“I thought he was gonna say tony”😂
*Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*
Why did Frankie lick his finger after he turned the page😂😂
Anisa Mars it such a lowkey moment but I DIIEEEDDD. 😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂
After the 2nd annual slam poetry dropped today, I just HAD to rewatch this! Andddd let's be honest who didn't bust a gut at Frankie's pig snorts at 4:08 😂
This still hits 3 years later. 😂 the best trio ever. We need a poetry slam 2022 & Danny definitely needs to be there too.
Anyone else want to see the process of them writing the poem? Or just me?
Lmao this should be on trending your honesty so underrated
Amani Imran he really really is
Alpine Films stfu plz
Lol it’s trending now
He used to be one of the biggest UA-camrs , his old channel is Joe santagato.. he used to make over a million views a video
Mr Nostalgia we all know that bud relax
“I thought he was gonna say tony” “I thought so tony” 😂😂😂
Here after watching the 2022 slam poetry because it’s tradition ✨
"My love is like the ocean. It's deep and there's manatees" Joe Santagato, first Satagato poetry slam competition, 2019
Pretty funny. Too bad there's no manatees in the ocean Haha
patrick kimbrell Oof Lmaoo
patrick kimbrell That’s not true.
@@patrickkimbrell8873 i live in florida there are totally manatees in the ocean
@@riarodriguez9784 they're in brackish waters. I lived in Tampa Bay and cocoa beach for years. Almost caught a charge for touching one 🙄
I felt like I was watching a funeral with only gay men who have no friends.
Snoweh that’s such an oddly specific yet absolutely appropriate description
“Tony” wouldve fit so much better 😂😂