Hey! So... This is insanely hilarious to me. I was actually that kid who's Grandma gets shot because we were, and I quote, "of no value... on the streets". Being on the set of a Neil Breen movie was honestly a fantastic experience looking back. Neil himself is... A person. It was clear even to me, as a child, that the amount of direction in this film was concurrent with the amount of direction a rock has sitting on a flat surface. It was so unprofessional that Neil totally forgot one scene we were supposed to do and called us all the way back out into the desert (This was shot out in the desert here in Vegas, where I still live) to shoot the scene, and then we never got paid extra. Loved the video!
Angeline Productions I don’t understand why there are no comments about the fact that none of the “immigrants” have accents, either. Neil Breen is definitely always striving for that realism!!! Lmao.
*Her* reaction is just as stupid as the line he says. No one ever seems to point that out. I guess it's just so obviously idiotic no one sees it necessary to point out. But, uhh... Yea, it's stupid as fuck.
We need to start the “Breening Man” festival. We’ll get together in the desert and watch all of his films back to back. Everyone needs to bring an old laptop and a few cans of tuna to snack on.
I have a theory that Neil Breen is actually an AI in real life and it either is struggling to understand film making or it understands it on a level far beyond the capabilities of mankind.
i believe neil breen is either mentally challenged or a genius. no in between. because to write something as stupid as this, it can only be intentional or unintentional. if it's the latter, he's clearly a mental cripple, if it's the former, he's a comedic genius.
Maybe Neil Breen isn't the best film maker but his films are a reflection of society. They're relatable. Who among us hasn't gotten lost by the border with our black niece who is unexplainably the same age as us?
Neil Breen Films, the BEST vanity projects to have ever graced the small screen. Writer, Director, Editor, Post Production Manager, Producer, Financer, Promoter, ACTOR, Neil does everything.
@JohnDoe-gi1vr That's crazy that you mention him because I literally just discovered his vids 2 days ago and my goodness they are so very hilarious. I couldn't stop at 1. I didn't know he did Neil Breen flicks too!!! This is gonna be great. Thanks!
You know mark, you started out kinda just telling about weird things that happen in bad movies, but you've become an excellent and thoughtful film critic over the years.
To be fair, as the kid in that scene, I can confirm there was a road not too far away. It might not be a street, but either way I was of no value on it.
Translation: "I'm the one with the gun, ergo I decide who lives or dies." (shoots both of them) "See?" We don't know how the mind of a crazy person works... Still, kudos to the actors for putting on their crazy act with a straight face.
I never knew 2013 could look less modern than 1973. Also, that lady with the gun switching hands back and forth between cuts as she executes the immigrant grandma and child was so glorious. Also yes, this is an ego vehicle film. It's the same movie a cult leader would produce to deepen his mythos as a messianic visionary. Only in this case, the cultists are movie production staff working for free and living on The Director's desert compound. You know, kind of like the Manson Family but with movies instead of a guitar
Most of Breen’s lines could/would be perfect for tee-shirts “No use for you on the streets” “This is my Universe” “I can’t believe you committed suicide” and so on and so forth
I love Neil's movies. When it comes to bad acting, I honestly think he takes the cake. When I watched this one, I could totally tell by the way he carried himself, he really thought it was going to be his magnum opus. The production value is a bit higher, he tries (tries) to show some subtlety, like when he gives that little cheeky smirk to the girl who calls him "weird". Like "yeeeaah look at this deep banter". Being a bum who shoots up, then being God yet again. Two roles, give this man an award. I love em. Though I do have this strange feeling his movies are for money laundering.
Yeah, it seems to me that he knows that his movies are so bad they're good, and keeps up the "I'm totally legit" facade. I mean, he consistently follows tropes of bad movies like exposition in all the wrong places, pointless sex scenes, and acting so bad you couldn't find it in a B movie.
My mom loves to watch these videos with me because she loves your hilarious dry sense of humor. Not only that, but your analysis of filmmaking and storytelling is always incredibly insightful and on the nose. I can’t wait to show her this one
The world must be an amazing place for Neil. He must feel like everyone is so naturally dumb and apparently also gullible to evil and corruption, but thankfully he sees through all of it and graciously offers his wisdom to us in stories simple enough for us to relate to.
I mean to be fair, my nephews didn’t know I was their moms sister. They just knew me as their aunt and weren’t smart enough to know the connection. They’re 10, 8 and 6.
There is no "cheesiness" filter in Neil's brain... Oh well I guess I'll go back to talking to my evil banker friends about manipulating interest rates and being greedy
The absolute best part about Neil Breen is the fact he find anyone interested in performing in a primary grade school quality films. His perseverance has to be credited despite offering zero talent, skills or vision. His blandness is his biggest strength....its captivating.
Blaise Telfer jeez. Just watched it after seeing your comment. Looks just like the rest of them. On the flip side I’m now subscribing to Neal’s channel
I really like Neil Breens commitment. He really likes to make movies. It doesn't matter if he is no good at it, he enjoys it, and he does it. That is more dedication than most of us have. Kudos!
I know this is about the shiny stones but at first I thought you meant Neil himself. it actually made a lot of sense. I can't explain why but if it came out that Neil Breen is in fact a fish that came from Walmart I wouldn't even question it tbh
Don’t give him any ideas. The guy already has a messiah complex. He doesn’t need to start believing he’s a comic book character, with god like powers too.
Neil: so youre gonna shoot the woman and the kid because they have absolutely no value to you on the streets Woman: alright, so what are my lines? Neil: hmm, just say that.
Just fantastic line delivery. Really made it seem like they weren't even reading scripted material, just very natural flow, and no mistakes or flubbed takes.
You know it’s crazy when there are hours of footage of people talking about this man and they have so much to discuss they never even mention HIS HAIR OMG
It's usually really sad when a little kid dies in a movie, especially a violent death. But I busted out laughing when it happened here. The terrible acting, the "special effects", the nonsensical cut from the gunfire to the boy apparently resting peacefully with no blood or signs of trauma. Everything about it is comedy gold and it actually lifted my spirits in these trying times.
I loved the "Neil wanders in the desert and pontificates on the nature of life" scenes. My friend and I had to pause the movie for a full five minutes after the "when I am at that centre in you..." monologue because we couldn't stop laughing.
You are so lucky in my country they only sold 12 copy's of the movie. The library owns 3 so I am camping outside praying that someone will return a copy soon.
Your mother and I shared the same parents! They are your grandparents! Your father married my sister and got her pregnant with you, his parents are the in-laws of my sister, your mother, I am your aunt, and my brother is your uncle, his wife is your aunt by marriage, she has a son who is your step cousin, my mother had a sister who is your great aunt! We are related, by blood, making us family! Don't you understand now or do we have to consult 23 And Me?
MeShannan I know, I was really hoping by now he'd have an audience big enough to where he could make this his primary job. Honestly why this channel has not blown up or have more subs is beyond me, I watch a lot of stuff and this channel is by far one of my favorites. I like Jeremy jahns but I'll take mark's reviews over his any day.
The part where they are screaming at each other saying, you are done! No, you are done! It sounds like a yelling match between Drax and Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy LOL!
Amanda's a model, kung fu martial artist, certified tai chi instructor. She had some other credits and her photo shoots are hella gorgeous. She found the part audition for this through Craigslist. She has an interesting Podcast interview on UA-cam that's about 30min long.
I help run a community film competition in a medium-sized town called Hastings here in the UK, where you have to make a 3 minute film in 5 days, only given the title, genre and a prop from a random selection on the first day. Most of the films are by total amateurs, and nearly always the first or second film they’ve ever made, on zero budget, and with nothing but a phone camera. I can say, without exaggeration, that every single one I’ve seen is better shot, better edited, has better special effects, a better and easier to follow plot, is more entertaining and has better acting than anything Neil Breen has ever made.
All jokes aside, imagine being as self unaware as our boy Neil Breen. Life must be grand when you are that detached from reality. Being an eternal 8th grader AND making movies too? That's a jackpot!
"I have absolutely no value for you on the streets!"
I need to start using that in everyday conversations.
The most beautiful thing is that they're in the middle of nowhere. They're useless alright! 😏
I have absolutely no value for you on the *sands
Lol yes best line ever
As long as you shout it terribly loud twice in a row for 2 different people.
If I had a nickel every time I get told that, I would have a shit ton of nickels.
"This is my universe!"
"I WILL KILL YOU."
*sheds a single tear*
Perfect dialogue🤣👍🏻
Hey! So... This is insanely hilarious to me. I was actually that kid who's Grandma gets shot because we were, and I quote, "of no value... on the streets".
Being on the set of a Neil Breen movie was honestly a fantastic experience looking back. Neil himself is... A person. It was clear even to me, as a child, that the amount of direction in this film was concurrent with the amount of direction a rock has sitting on a flat surface.
It was so unprofessional that Neil totally forgot one scene we were supposed to do and called us all the way back out into the desert (This was shot out in the desert here in Vegas, where I still live) to shoot the scene, and then we never got paid extra.
Loved the video!
Hey, do you have more value in the street now you're all grown up?
@@ericjourdain892 I'd say my net worth on the streets is at least 3 grams of crack, as opposed to my prior 1 and a 3/4ths.
@@theunderboss2088 Yihuu, welcome to your new family 😜😍
"As a director, he was definitely a person." Thanks for this line.
@@GamesFromSpace It IS accurate, if nothing else.
Personally I think the lack of awkward sex scenes is an important progression for Neil.
The acting in his films is actually painful.
It's frickin' hilarious is what it is!
Listening to Neil Breen act in his movies has put me into a coma I just got out of it and I still feel the pain
You’re right. It way past cringey and right into painful and sad to watch.
They are worse actors than C-list porn stars, on their first day.
Angeline Productions I don’t understand why there are no comments about the fact that none of the “immigrants” have accents, either. Neil Breen is definitely always striving for that realism!!! Lmao.
a suma Obviously they are all US expats illegally reimmigrating into the country. Totally normal.
"I will clean it up"
*Throws cans and toilet paper*
"Ah! Oh my god! What are you doing? What is this? "
I love how all the trash in the film is actually just the same few cans that they throw around.
*Her* reaction is just as stupid as the line he says. No one ever seems to point that out. I guess it's just so obviously idiotic no one sees it necessary to point out. But, uhh... Yea, it's stupid as fuck.
To be fair, I'd also freak out if a heroin user threw his toilet paper at me.
@@AsadtheTutor heroin users can get really constipated so they would tend to have adequate amounts of unused toilet paper…
I also often remind my niece that her mother is my sister, just in case she forgets, you know.
Yeah especially if she asks you why are you running or something related
🤣🤣🤣
We need to start the “Breening Man” festival. We’ll get together in the desert and watch all of his films back to back. Everyone needs to bring an old laptop and a few cans of tuna to snack on.
And maybe a couple beers
Then when it’s over, we all run deeper into the desert, screaming, like he does in double down
LSD mandatory.
I’m in.
@@funnybone6149 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm proud of Breen that he let all the women and girls wear their bras this time.
Very progressive of him!
I'm very disappointed.
Shrinking budgets. Can't afford to pay the bouncy bonus.
He's so kind!!
He did not do that. It's bullshit! He did not do that. He did naaaaht!
Oh, hi Mark
"See? I'm not gonna hurt you."
TEN SECONDS EARLIER
*Footage of her throwing a rock at his head with malicious intent*
That was hilarious!
Well that was then. Who says the movie has no character development?
That’s the best part of this movie lol
I have a theory that Neil Breen is actually an AI in real life and it either is struggling to understand film making or it understands it on a level far beyond the capabilities of mankind.
i believe neil breen is either mentally challenged or a genius. no in between. because to write something as stupid as this, it can only be intentional or unintentional. if it's the latter, he's clearly a mental cripple, if it's the former, he's a comedic genius.
Fascinating
@@brandansampsan 😂
Neil is likely a paranoid schizophrenic, which is why none of this even remotely makes sense.
Pass thru a large doody
When she clocked him with that rock, I laughed until my throat hurt and my eyes watered.
Isn't that corrupt?
How much you want to bet that was actually the actress out of character telling Neil off lol
IT ACTUALLY HIT HIM
@@alexwalsh3885virtual reality, the corrupt version
@@Soundofsilver2007 she did say stay away
Maybe Neil Breen isn't the best film maker but his films are a reflection of society. They're relatable.
Who among us hasn't gotten lost by the border with our black niece who is unexplainably the same age as us?
Mo 2k lol.
They're not the same age.
This is basically Infinity War....the Russos copied this entire plot! Sue em Neil!
And you definitely need to remind her that "you are my niece and we are running from bad people shooting us"
Mo 2k Happens to me at least two times a week.
“We have to keep running! Your mothers my sister. She was murdered!”
What was the point of that dialogue
That's some inspired exposition.
"Nobody talks like this."
> Cabal of evil bankers sweat profusely.
I'm not convinced Neil isn't just trolling all of us with these movies.
This video has given me so much life as a real human breen.
What the heck.... what?!!
"A delicious 3 Breen salad, if you will." - YMS
And a Neil hero
@@phillippetersen6434 and be neil hero a real human breen- soundtrack to neil breen drive
You're a hasbreen
Neil's smile is somehow creepy and hilarious at the same time.
Uncanny valley
That’s the type of smile that people talk about when they say, ‘If a man smiles at you like that, RUN.’
is cause he have all emotion in one shoot :v
Idk why but he kind of makes me think me of a potential serial killer version of bob from that 70s show... So yeah i think i agree.
Everything about Neil Breen is hilariously creepy...every last goddamb thing!😬
6:19... "YOU'RE MY KNEES, WE HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING!!!".. me after 30 minutes of jogging
Underrated comment.
Oh my god this made me laugh for a minute straight. Thankyou.
Thank you I thought that was what she said; now it makes sense
😂😂😂
He has the ability to never, ever display any kind of emotion in his acting, he's a bloody genius, a creepy bloody genius!
😂😂😂😂😂
"I'M ACTING!"
Lets try that one more time, but this time even blander
"I'm acting"
"NOO! I - AM ACTING!"
"I AM ACTING! No...I am acting!"
Isn't that CORRUPT!... ISn't that betraying the Public TRUST!....
Cant wait to get into an argument with my husband and yell "this is my universe!" when he kicks me out of the house.
tell him he has no value for you on the streets
@@visitjessiechan LMAO
@@visitjessiechan lmaooo
Neil Breen and Tommy Wisaeu need to do a collaboration. Watching these clips, I can't believe people can act THAT badly.
That would be fuckin AMAZING. 🤩
Neil Breen Films, the BEST vanity projects to have ever graced the small screen. Writer, Director, Editor, Post Production Manager, Producer, Financer, Promoter, ACTOR, Neil does everything.
Badly... lol
He literally does everything even the on screen catering
Apparently you've never seen "Champagne and Bullets".
I was on the verge of tears watching this. I just genuinely love Mark's delivery... everytime.
Also, "Your mother's my sister!!! You're my niece!!!"
@JohnDoe-gi1vr That's crazy that you mention him because I literally just discovered his vids 2 days ago and my goodness they are so very hilarious. I couldn't stop at 1. I didn't know he did Neil Breen flicks too!!! This is gonna be great. Thanks!
Legend has it that Neil still cannot believe that he commited suicide..
Reaper 3000 I'm dead. 😂
Lmao
😂
The best comment! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Me when I found out about Epstein
You know mark, you started out kinda just telling about weird things that happen in bad movies, but you've become an excellent and thoughtful film critic over the years.
"I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU TWO ON THE STREETS!"
...
...
...
What streets? You're in a desert.
Good point.
Billie Joe not Armstrong
To be fair, as the kid in that scene, I can confirm there was a road not too far away.
It might not be a street, but either way I was of no value on it.
Translation: "I'm the one with the gun, ergo I decide who lives or dies."
(shoots both of them)
"See?"
We don't know how the mind of a crazy person works... Still, kudos to the actors for putting on their crazy act with a straight face.
No joke this movie makes Birdemic look like a legit masterpeice.
Kelly Joule 😂
at least Birdemic has entertainment value in it's awfulness
Neil Breen knows he is making bad movies
First Name Last Name he’s insane in other words by making the same mistakes over and over expecting people to get accept them
@@dylankaiser5546 Niel at least sometimes shows more emotion than the talking planks in the Birdemic films.
You're one of only few creators whose content i really enjoy, and i mean REALLY
Vladimir Putitin ikr
Yup. He's my only patreon. Mark makes great stuff.
I love every single video that he makes, and that says something about the quality of this channel!
Vladimir Putitin if you like him you will love red letter media, best of the worst is hilarious
Same here, I mean I get happy when a few others upload something but not like how it is with fanboyflicks.
I never knew 2013 could look less modern than 1973. Also, that lady with the gun switching hands back and forth between cuts as she executes the immigrant grandma and child was so glorious.
Also yes, this is an ego vehicle film. It's the same movie a cult leader would produce to deepen his mythos as a messianic visionary. Only in this case, the cultists are movie production staff working for free and living on The Director's desert compound. You know, kind of like the Manson Family but with movies instead of a guitar
"Is there a deleted scene where she gets hit in the head with a rock?" 😂😂😂
I think the most hilarious thing is how Amanda has perfect makeup and nails the whole time.
Yes! New fanboyflicks video and my dinners ready some good old beans and toilet paper. Neil Breen style
With the movie cars
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this nigga eating beans' & everyone laughed.
Dont forget to spill liquid all over your computers.
Tuna ... dont forget the tuna
What about canned tuna? Also Neil Breen style
Most of Breen’s lines could/would be perfect for tee-shirts
“No use for you on the streets”
“This is my Universe”
“I can’t believe you committed suicide”
and so on and so forth
"I saw you, you're a weird dude."
That sums up his films
I love Neil's movies. When it comes to bad acting, I honestly think he takes the cake.
When I watched this one, I could totally tell by the way he carried himself, he really thought it was going to be his magnum opus. The production value is a bit higher, he tries (tries) to show some subtlety, like when he gives that little cheeky smirk to the girl who calls him "weird". Like "yeeeaah look at this deep banter". Being a bum who shoots up, then being God yet again. Two roles, give this man an award.
I love em. Though I do have this strange feeling his movies are for money laundering.
Yeah, it seems to me that he knows that his movies are so bad they're good, and keeps up the "I'm totally legit" facade. I mean, he consistently follows tropes of bad movies like exposition in all the wrong places, pointless sex scenes, and acting so bad you couldn't find it in a B movie.
That would be corrupt though.
@@anonb4632 That's cheating the public, betraying the public's trust!
Mark I don't know how you watched this whole movie it literally hurts to watch the clips you show 😂
How'd you fit your forehead in that pic?
Sometimes I have to agree. It can be funny and it gets me a laugh, but even in these reviews I see some clips and it is just painful.
He does it so we dont have to....what a stand up guy Mark is
I'm convulsing from laughing too much, Neil Breen you are a comedic genius
😂
I want to see a Neil Breen/Tommy Wiseau-Crossover, directed by James Nguyen!
Tilte: Oh Hai, Corruption
A digital futuristic room filled with birds composed of corrupt artificial DNA.
🤯
The trifecta of utter nonsense and insanity
Isn't that immoral?
Neil Breen wrote a line of dialogue where a young boy yells “take me” at him
I'm amazed more people didn't pick up on that 😆
I bet it was one of the girls lines and he realized how much worse that sounded.
Oh so you caught that too?
Holy shit. 😂
Ha ha ha
My mom loves to watch these videos with me because she loves your hilarious dry sense of humor. Not only that, but your analysis of filmmaking and storytelling is always incredibly insightful and on the nose. I can’t wait to show her this one
It’s safe to say that Neil Breen is unwell, and he simply has a movie making hobby.
🤣
I think he's just quirky...
He's feeling less stable
I already laughed hard, but 'eating beans and toiletpaper' almost made me have a stroke...
"Your mother is my sister!" Like the niece didn't know that??
The world must be an amazing place for Neil. He must feel like everyone is so naturally dumb and apparently also gullible to evil and corruption, but thankfully he sees through all of it and graciously offers his wisdom to us in stories simple enough for us to relate to.
Everyone in this movie is borderline brain-dead so maybe she had no idea.
@@davidswanson5669 Too bad he had a stroke while writing this crap so now no one can relate to anything in it at all.
I mean to be fair, my nephews didn’t know I was their moms sister. They just knew me as their aunt and weren’t smart enough to know the connection. They’re 10, 8 and 6.
There is no "cheesiness" filter in Neil's brain... Oh well I guess I'll go back to talking to my evil banker friends about manipulating interest rates and being greedy
Neil looks like a cross between Tommy Wiseau and Garry Shandling
The absolute best part about Neil Breen is the fact he find anyone interested in performing in a primary grade school quality films. His perseverance has to be credited despite offering zero talent, skills or vision. His blandness is his biggest strength....its captivating.
The acting omfg ...lol
What acting?
Neil is now coming out with a new one, "Twisted Pair". Go watch the trailer; it looks like his biggest doozy yet.
Blaise Telfer jeez. Just watched it after seeing your comment. Looks just like the rest of them. On the flip side I’m now subscribing to Neal’s channel
I really like Neil Breens commitment. He really likes to make movies. It doesn't matter if he is no good at it, he enjoys it, and he does it. That is more dedication than most of us have. Kudos!
Neil Breen's work is very symbolic. If you assume it is all metaphorical, it starts to make sense.
How so?
Lol
"wait a sec... is that an empty yogurt container? Tom! Tom, get the truck!" lmaooo
this is one of the funniest shit i've watched all year.... the acting here....LMAO
The sad thing is they think there acting is amazing
I gotta hand it to Breen. When he plays an alien creature posing as a human that doesn't understand normal human life, he's spot on.
10:17 This girl is actually not a bad actor! I mean, look at what she has to work with - and she actually seems like a real person.
_"These are from where I come from, the aquarium aisle at Walmart."_
I know this is about the shiny stones but at first I thought you meant Neil himself. it actually made a lot of sense. I can't explain why but if it came out that Neil Breen is in fact a fish that came from Walmart I wouldn't even question it tbh
Im so happy that one time a few years ago I clicked the subscribe button.
“I’ve been planting bombs.” 👏
It’s like having a movie where everyone is high on Truth serum
You know, I love how you are the only critic on youtube I know who reviews the posters. I always enjoy that part, so funny haha.
Is Neil Breen Thanos?
Logan Hennessy underrated comment
No if Neil Breen was Thanos he would be in a much better movie
Don’t give him any ideas. The guy already has a messiah complex. He doesn’t need to start believing he’s a comic book character, with god like powers too.
Thanos has an N in his name, so...
Its the other way around.
Neil: so youre gonna shoot the woman and the kid because they have absolutely no value to you on the streets
Woman: alright, so what are my lines?
Neil: hmm, just say that.
Just fantastic line delivery. Really made it seem like they weren't even reading scripted material, just very natural flow, and no mistakes or flubbed takes.
Oh hai Mark
there you are, was watching for that comment
And.....there it is....
Dude your lack of uploads makes me irritated a little but your content makes up for it so I won't rush your creativity
Nique Toons Quality over Quantity.
Reinhard Schwarz exactly
Just remember that that the Nissan Versa was a best selling shitbox
Neil lives in his own world aka the "Breeniverse."
The scariest thing about Breen is that he's a licensed architect. Imagine the kind of houses he designed.
I would love to see one, but my guess is they all collapsed.
It feels like it's been too long since I've seen one of these reviews
Neil Breen looks like burn victim Tim Allen.
HrTjernobyl yes. Yes indeed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just found this comment again and laughed my ass off. Thank you.
Bahahaha xD
😆
You know it’s crazy when there are hours of footage of people talking about this man and they have so much to discuss they never even mention HIS HAIR OMG
I realise now that Neil Breen looks like a less aesthetically gifted brother of Richard Gere and I can't unsee it.
Neither can I now, thanks. 😆
Holy shit, I'm so glad to see you back! This is gonna be a good one!
He’s finally at 100k subs, and I can’t think of a more deserving UA-camr. Keep up the great work Mark, you’re the best dude
"I DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE, I DID NOT!"
"Oh hi Neil" 😜
I LOVE the writing. “You tried to escape AND you tried to run away!” 🤣 “your mother is my sister……you are my niece!”
Lmao I love it when he makes fun of Neil breen’s films.
Love the Thing shirt.
I never thought there’d come the day when Ed Wood Jr. could be seen as a great director.
It's usually really sad when a little kid dies in a movie, especially a violent death. But I busted out laughing when it happened here. The terrible acting, the "special effects", the nonsensical cut from the gunfire to the boy apparently resting peacefully with no blood or signs of trauma. Everything about it is comedy gold and it actually lifted my spirits in these trying times.
I loved the "Neil wanders in the desert and pontificates on the nature of life" scenes. My friend and I had to pause the movie for a full five minutes after the "when I am at that centre in you..." monologue because we couldn't stop laughing.
I just stopped to watch infinity war for this!!!!! totally worth it!!!!!
You are so lucky in my country they only sold 12 copy's of the movie. The library owns 3 so I am camping outside praying that someone will return a copy soon.
I legit almost missed the tiger until he pointed it out specifically.
It took me a few times of watching this video to finally notice it!
"You're a weird dude". That was the best line in the whole movie.
Your mother is my sister, you're my niece, if I had a child you'd be cousins, do you get it or should I keep explaining god damn it!
She was murdered! We have to keep running!
Your mother and I shared the same parents! They are your grandparents! Your father married my sister and got her pregnant with you, his parents are the in-laws of my sister, your mother, I am your aunt, and my brother is your uncle, his wife is your aunt by marriage, she has a son who is your step cousin, my mother had a sister who is your great aunt! We are related, by blood, making us family! Don't you understand now or do we have to consult 23 And Me?
@@Eidolon1andOnly Wait what ? You must be from Alabama.
@@grandpagamer8065 Nothing about what I said was incestual. It was a rip on the god awful movie in this video.
@@grandpagamer8065i see that reading comprehension isnt a strength of yours
Ah, Neil Breen... truly a gift to the cinematic universe.
Good to see you back mate !
i love her switching the gun between frames from hand to hand at 5:20
His movies have more wtf moments than all other movies combined.
Yay another FANBOY FLICK!!!
kyle eaton I guess so
I get the most excited for these, wish he could put out more more frequently but hey, I'll take what we can get.
Not happy another fanboy flick??? I changed my comment cause that "first" shit is gay.
Brandon Bliss Yeah. I'd love for him to release a video weekly but UA-cam isn't his job (yet).
MeShannan I know, I was really hoping by now he'd have an audience big enough to where he could make this his primary job. Honestly why this channel has not blown up or have more subs is beyond me, I watch a lot of stuff and this channel is by far one of my favorites. I like Jeremy jahns but I'll take mark's reviews over his any day.
Thank you for keep uploading videos Mark!
Greetings from Chile
This is a true revelation.
What a stunning storyline.
Captivating.
*It was you all along!*
Stellar writing 🙂
The " you're A weird dude" chick was the most believable actor in this movie.
The part where they are screaming at each other saying, you are done! No, you are done! It sounds like a yelling match between Drax and Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy LOL!
One of the best things was finding this channel. Please make more. Great work, keep it up, proud of you!
Al Gore I don’t think you’re the real Al Gore?!?...
Amanda's a model, kung fu martial artist, certified tai chi instructor. She had some other credits and her photo shoots are hella gorgeous. She found the part audition for this through Craigslist. She has an interesting Podcast interview on UA-cam that's about 30min long.
Thanks for the tip!
What's her name? I want to look her up.
What's her name? I want to look her up.
"Tom! Tom! Get the trucks!"
I'm ON it, Mark!!! Sheesh! Lol😂
I’m automatically get happy every time I see there’s a new fanboy flicks video
Don’t care if it takes a long time between videos! I just love this channel and can’t wait till the next one
I help run a community film competition in a medium-sized town called Hastings here in the UK, where you have to make a 3 minute film in 5 days, only given the title, genre and a prop from a random selection on the first day. Most of the films are by total amateurs, and nearly always the first or second film they’ve ever made, on zero budget, and with nothing but a phone camera. I can say, without exaggeration, that every single one I’ve seen is better shot, better edited, has better special effects, a better and easier to follow plot, is more entertaining and has better acting than anything Neil Breen has ever made.
All jokes aside, imagine being as self unaware as our boy Neil Breen. Life must be grand when you are that detached from reality. Being an eternal 8th grader AND making movies too? That's a jackpot!