r/Talesfromtechsupport "Install Google Bing NOW!"

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    r/Talesfromtechsupport Some people are completely technologically illiterate. These morons can't even understand the difference between a gigabyte and a hard drive. I feel sorry for the poor tech support guys who have to deal with these idiots every single day. Enjoy the funniest stories from Tales from Tech Support! And if you enjoy this video, check out my new merch store!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 років тому +4589

    hlelo ?
    is this the youtube?
    how do i email a comment under a vide?o
    somethgni on the screen says i need to down load more ram. does that mean a mountain ram?
    plese help

    • @comedynightrblx
      @comedynightrblx 5 років тому +108

      omg! I got first replyy

    • @Elo787
      @Elo787 5 років тому +74

      Dam it i am second

    • @Bob-qm4mv
      @Bob-qm4mv 5 років тому +204

      rSlash no sorry this is bing, I would recommend turning it off and on again

    • @BoyWhoBreathes
      @BoyWhoBreathes 5 років тому +112

      My dad should know but I can't talk with him since he left to get milk.

    • @xdvschick
      @xdvschick 5 років тому +46

      I think a raming door ram you need

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 5 років тому +2886

    "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history."
    "GOOGLE BING!"

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 5 років тому +23

      Legend

    • @ender01o66
      @ender01o66 5 років тому +2

      @@asyaa44 lol

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 5 років тому +40

      i remember when gahooyoogle was actually a thing

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +3

      Lololol!!!

    • @thebeebattalion403
      @thebeebattalion403 5 років тому +4

      i was gonna like this but it's got 420 likes

  • @RepublicofMarsGaming
    @RepublicofMarsGaming 4 роки тому +254

    “It’s literally a federal crime”
    “Well you must not be good at your job then”

    • @censored1080
      @censored1080 3 роки тому +15

      I would've told him, "I just remembered that in fact there is a place that may just be able to help."
      'Proceeds to write the address of the nearest Police Station.'

  • @arrowwood
    @arrowwood 4 роки тому +967

    I love how he'll be totally in character, then suddenly break down laughing.

    • @lynquinn
      @lynquinn 4 роки тому +27

      I love how he breaks down laughing, makes me smile

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 4 роки тому +2

      lyn quinn there is only temp happiness and then you’ll be in pain... forever

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 4 роки тому +4

      Furry 69 why did you just send me this?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 роки тому +4

      @@panjack_ Beacause. Did you even watch it?

    • @CloudsAndShovels
      @CloudsAndShovels 3 роки тому +13

      he reads the story then bursts into laughing as he realizes that the person calling op is really stupid

  • @lthomason702
    @lthomason702 5 років тому +370

    rSlash: I just put a virus on your device.
    Me: I KNEW YOU WERE AN EXPERT AT COMPUTERING!

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 5 років тому

      uh, hate to tell ya dis but he didnot install virus

    • @ghostjinx9388
      @ghostjinx9388 5 років тому +3

      @@SnazzySMM we know we're just joking

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 5 років тому +5

      @@SnazzySMM r/woooosh

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 5 років тому +1

      @@chibiprussia5574 double woosh

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 5 років тому

      @@ceranmathis82 *cries inside with Redmi Note 4*

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 4 роки тому +330

    "We went to the security office and pulled up the tapes."
    YESSS, this is gonna be good.

    • @ash.mystic
      @ash.mystic 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly 🤣

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 3 роки тому +5

      I remember reading this one a few years ago, only just recently found this channel.
      Soon as I heard him talking about the new Iphone release, I knew what was coming.
      Still fucking hysterical.

  • @ishandesai6926
    @ishandesai6926 5 років тому +642

    9:00 Caller: I´m not stupid!
    Me: laughs in *Google Bing*

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 4 роки тому +12

      Anytime someone says I'm not stupid, they are raising a flag saying there is no combination of words you could use to describe how stupid they are. As they say this, they are virtually flat-lining.

    • @Thulepureitan
      @Thulepureitan 4 роки тому +3

      Im not stoopid

    • @bottleogames
      @bottleogames 4 роки тому +2

      COMPUTERING lol

    • @shimmienshake
      @shimmienshake 4 роки тому +4

      Me who has *Yahoo Explorer* : I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @enta1ce
      @enta1ce 3 роки тому +1

      How much u wanna bet that this nerd(no offense) uses a chromebook and uses bing as their default browser

  • @ArsonnFrog
    @ArsonnFrog 5 років тому +2016

    The words "Google Bing": *Exists*
    Rslash: *maniacal laughing*

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 5 років тому +17

      Correction "Google bing" exists

    • @AngeredFiber
      @AngeredFiber 5 років тому +29

      Oh which reminds me does anyone know how to get to Google Bing. I searched all over Firefox and can't find it

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 років тому +3

      #DDM **Dabs**

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 років тому +3

      @@AngeredFiber shutup 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shazmyors2860
      @shazmyors2860 5 років тому +3

      @@AngeredFiber LMAO XD

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 роки тому +169

    "Your phone is fine, miss!"
    (Karen throws it onto the wall)
    "No, it's not! Look!"

  • @The_Forge_Master
    @The_Forge_Master 5 років тому +921

    Saying “Google Bing” is like saying you want a MicroSony SwitchBox.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +50

      Someone apparently created a franken-console-laptop called the PlayBox 4One (now in Mk II!). It combines a laptop, a PS4 and an XBOne into a single, portable computing device.

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 4 роки тому +22

      @@DraconicDuelist Jokes aside, how cool would that be? Consoles becoming mini-laptops, complete with screens. Imagine a Nintendo Switch but its a PS4 in reality (this what I actually consider the Switch is, a "PS4 in the shape of an iPad). How cool would that be? You could play on your PS4 whenever and wherever you go with no issue. A laptop but with the software of a PS4/XBone instead. I'd pay a shitton of money for that, lol

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 роки тому +11

      @@abd-qadirgilani8871 Heck, so long as it has a decent level of portability, durability, and power I wouldn't mind it being a bit bulky.

    • @chrome5213
      @chrome5213 4 роки тому +3

      SwitchBox 4

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 4 роки тому +6

      Isn't that just a PC?

  • @sariadrawzthingz4529
    @sariadrawzthingz4529 5 років тому +575

    Nobody:
    No one ever:
    No being on this planet:
    Caller: *G O O G L E B I N G*

    • @grassdungeon8433
      @grassdungeon8433 5 років тому +2

      I was gonna like this comment but I wanted it to stay at 69 lol

    • @ltfreeborn
      @ltfreeborn 5 років тому

      We are losing a winning war

    • @WolfeYankee
      @WolfeYankee 5 років тому +2

      Google yahoo bing

    • @Draganox25
      @Draganox25 5 років тому +3

      I Google Google so I can use Google so I can search on google

    • @rasmuskp93
      @rasmuskp93 5 років тому

      no sorry that one didnt work out very well

  • @sleepystars10
    @sleepystars10 5 років тому +476

    My new favorite
    “i wANt gOOglE bINg”
    Computer Illiterate is an understatement XD

    • @crimi.photos
      @crimi.photos 5 років тому +3

      Goldenstar102 ! Mine is _she went balistic_

    • @theparijat1000
      @theparijat1000 5 років тому +2

      Nay, it is a prophecy of dystopia where everything is google.

    • @roamspida4951
      @roamspida4951 5 років тому +1

      @@crimi.photos ballistic

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 5 років тому

      Google bing.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 5 років тому

      @@theparijat1000 Oh, shit....

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому +92

    Applephiles are obsessed with having the newest models, that woman was beyond obsessed and deserved a big bill for the intentional damage

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp Рік тому +5

      Fr, apple fans need help lmao
      Linux on top >>

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 9 місяців тому

      @@fantasypvp
      high five mate
      even if i prefer windows for games
      cause sadly not all games work on linux...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +656

    Me: >Gets to Bing and types up Google
    Bing: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 5 років тому +8

      I actually use Bing and it works quite well, I find sources nobody else finds, if only you could download it onto your phone for all searches

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 5 років тому +3

      Yes.

    • @The_Goose2
      @The_Goose2 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 5 років тому +3

      I use Bing for the free stuff... $20 so far this year

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 років тому +21

      Internet Explorer: "What is my purpose?"
      Me: "You download Chrome."
      IE: "Oh my god."

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside 5 років тому +234

    “Google B- hahahahahahahah”
    His breakouts into laughter get me every time.

    • @melyukagacha8568
      @melyukagacha8568 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 років тому +4

      We should see if she's got the all new Firefox Chrome as well...

    • @C15Ckbn
      @C15Ckbn 2 роки тому +3

      @@DragonAurora Installed on Windows Mac.

  • @DavidR06
    @DavidR06 4 роки тому +159

    Google Bing sounds like YouTwitch. And you have a certificate of the recording.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +2

      Personally, I use Macrohard goggle

    • @DavidR06
      @DavidR06 4 роки тому +1

      WorldTravel1518 nice never heard of that but imma check it out

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      Oh, and my favorite platform for videos is mixtube

    • @Ordlnary_Gamer
      @Ordlnary_Gamer 3 роки тому

      or vinyou

    • @Ordlnary_Gamer
      @Ordlnary_Gamer 3 роки тому

      Yes that means vinemo youtube

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 5 років тому +494

    "I need to use Google Bing, set it up for me!!"
    "Sure. You want me to set up Firefox Chrome too?"

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 років тому +17

      It's not Firefox Chrome! You illiterate! It's Fireme! uhm... nevermind.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 років тому +2

      @ You just reminded me about the program FileZilla ty I needed that

    • @dpfwnetwork3379
      @dpfwnetwork3379 5 років тому +19

      Caz Tailby I was actually hoping for Duck Duck Explorer

    • @udhayk27
      @udhayk27 4 роки тому +7

      only if you use the apple windows pc

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 роки тому +15

      How about Firefox Explorer, or Safari Edge?

  • @basil4243
    @basil4243 5 років тому +509

    Women: "I accidentally dropped my phone in my water bottle"
    Water bottle: *expanding intensifies*

    • @smailchali5102
      @smailchali5102 5 років тому +22

      When I read I was like "wtf"

    • @hunterb6498
      @hunterb6498 5 років тому +5

      When I read I was like "Diviant Art"

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 років тому +22

      when i read i was like "o shit! is this my ex that managed to catch water on fire trying to boil an egg?!!??"

    • @ZoroarkLover98
      @ZoroarkLover98 5 років тому +7

      @@StyxiuSCruX Excuse me?

    • @basil4243
      @basil4243 5 років тому

      @bis225 lmao

  • @joesauvageau
    @joesauvageau 5 років тому +258

    “Your device will literally explode”
    Me: purposely doesn’t subscribe
    10 seconds pass
    Me: gosh darn it so close

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 5 років тому +3

      **25,000,000 isoton antimatter explosion*

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 років тому +5

      @@user2C47 THat'S a Lot Of DaMAgE! I don't think any amount of flex tape can fix that.

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 5 років тому +1

      @@Corvus__ Probably enough damage to turn a large county into a wasteland.

    • @onmicat6124
      @onmicat6124 5 років тому

      I was already subscribed but that would mean i would have to unsubscribe to subscribe

    • @umair___1
      @umair___1 5 років тому +2

      So r u using galaxy note 7 lol

  • @KiraMermaid
    @KiraMermaid 5 років тому +256

    Jokes on you, I have a Doctorum in Computering!
    Now give me a free Yugo plush before I revirus your Google Bing!!
    Thanks

    • @Yarne314
      @Yarne314 5 років тому +5

      Actually I have a computering level 2 degree

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger 5 років тому +4

      Actually, I have a Certificate of Proficiency in Anti-malware. Neither FBI, CIA, or even Anonymous can handle my expertise in coding and encryption. If rSlash actually tries to plant another virus on my computer, I could actually just reroute the virus to his UA-cam channel and effectively have it terminated. Actually!

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 5 років тому +1

      I have tumblr anon status. Therefore, I've scored me some magic anon powers, and am immune to any virus!
      Also, I've been subbed since I believe the second episode of r/entitledparents, so ha.

    • @brycewatts2461
      @brycewatts2461 5 років тому

      People like those in this thread are an insult to those with actual degrees in computer science.

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 5 років тому +1

      @@brycewatts2461
      r/whoosh

  • @FractalParadox
    @FractalParadox 3 роки тому +31

    That last two stories be like "I'm calling to ask for the tools to illegally stalk people"

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 5 років тому +420

    Wait, how am I supposed to get rid of the virus if I’m already subscribed?
    Hello?
    Teach support?
    HELLO?!
    *click*

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 5 років тому +17

      "I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED"

    • @twisted3543
      @twisted3543 5 років тому +1

      Mystic Bros. Um I’m gonna need info lol

    • @ri1681
      @ri1681 5 років тому +8

      Twisted I’m sorry I need your password for you to continue

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 років тому

      you never got it in the first place also as long as you failed to click the link thats hiden in the vid your good

    • @gamezerox
      @gamezerox 5 років тому +10

      Tech support here.
      Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • @Turbo_Waitress
    @Turbo_Waitress 5 років тому +130

    That executive assistant sounds like a nightmare. That executive was probably happy to see her go.

    • @robertgraybeard3750
      @robertgraybeard3750 2 роки тому +6

      "Nearly all men can stand adversity but to test a man's character give him power." Abraham Lincoln

  • @peakpettammarong2834
    @peakpettammarong2834 5 років тому +49

    i will now learn *COMPUTERING* to code "Google Bing"

  • @jeffdachinn6776
    @jeffdachinn6776 5 років тому +621

    mum:”so ____, what did you learn today?”
    kid:”i learned 2 new words mummy”
    mum:”and what were they, ____?”
    kid:”computering and googlebing!”
    mum:”...”

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 років тому +24

      Dad: Well we tried. (Pulls out gun) Look away hunny.

    • @TotallyRealistic
      @TotallyRealistic 5 років тому +17

      @@Corvus__ Gonna smack the kid with a beer belly or something? XD

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 років тому +16

      @@TotallyRealistic Just realized that I accidentally spelled gut instead of gun... WHOOPS LOL!

    • @Arristuff
      @Arristuff 4 роки тому +5

      @@Corvus__ do not remove that is more funny

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 роки тому +2

      @@Arristuff Too bad. Fixed it.

  • @Purplethingyt
    @Purplethingyt 5 років тому +200

    Can't leave clever comment because I can't find google bing to look one up

    • @Mousefartz
      @Mousefartz 5 років тому +3

      Then you need the new supercharged browser, used by NASA... Google Ultron; ultronbrowser.io/

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 5 років тому +1

      I'm using duckduckgay

  • @antonioscendrategattico2302
    @antonioscendrategattico2302 4 роки тому +26

    There's an entire saga about the Google Bing Lady. It's hilarious, and also an interesting psychological case study about old people who refuse to learn new things.

  • @JDthegamer209
    @JDthegamer209 5 років тому +246

    16:07 But what if I'm already subscribed? Will my device still explo-
    **Nuclear Explosion**

    • @LordDinosaur
      @LordDinosaur 5 років тому +14

      **Calls 911 on Rslash**

    • @abdomostafa7420
      @abdomostafa7420 5 років тому +1

      .

    • @danielyakam2437
      @danielyakam2437 5 років тому +4

      Bruh just unsub then resub

    • @skywatcher458
      @skywatcher458 5 років тому +6

      @@danielyakam2437 I have no time for th-
      *Explosion*

    • @OneBorko
      @OneBorko 5 років тому +6

      Lol, ima antivaxx witch will die in 2 weeks, and ik viruses are good for you, so the outro doesn't effect me :) lol smh (joke) i wand to speak to the antivaxx dead baby's police manager cuz i can't install gta v online on my nokia for free!

  • @deathprize88
    @deathprize88 5 років тому +196

    Google Bing:*exists*
    Internet Safari: Am I a jokening to you?

    • @jevilthedeviljester747
      @jevilthedeviljester747 5 років тому

      Joke*

    • @johnwolf2349
      @johnwolf2349 5 років тому +12

      @@jevilthedeviljester747 * r/wooosh

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 років тому +5

      *safari explorer of the internet

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 5 років тому +2

      I thinking I am havening to find other tech supports. :-) (Tech Tales reader, too?)

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 років тому

      Opera Firefox that works only on Mac Linux.

  • @myboringopinion7965
    @myboringopinion7965 4 роки тому +28

    The "Google Bing" story was hilarious. I got a good laugh from it. Especially since the caller claimed to be good at "computering". If that were true, they wouldn't need to call tech support for help. Also, they would know that Google and Bing are two different search engines. It made a little more sense when it turned out to be Bing set to Google Chrome.

  • @atruepanda1782
    @atruepanda1782 5 років тому +116

    "Computering"
    That's the best word I've ever heard.

    • @adampoultney8737
      @adampoultney8737 5 років тому +2

      Also the term I used for gcse computer science through the course

    • @connorwelcher
      @connorwelcher 5 років тому

      It exists. I got one from buzzfeed

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 років тому +124

    What search engine should I use?
    Google Bing: Yes

    • @potatodude5327
      @potatodude5327 5 років тому +2

      ecosia

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 5 років тому

      Snjssvsuxhxhevdixis
      Sorry

    • @BBC_445
      @BBC_445 5 років тому

      Mega "YES"

    • @zakd2124
      @zakd2124 5 років тому

      @@potatodude5327 The best search engine. Although Ecosia does use Bing as its engine

  • @olillin
    @olillin 5 років тому +32

    Rslash: Your device will literally explode
    Entitled Parents: *Blows up device "by accident" and sues rslash*

  • @BreadMan434
    @BreadMan434 5 років тому +75

    The word Computering: _exists_
    Me: *Eternal Pain*

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 років тому +1

      Parents in a conversation at a party: My son is majoring in computering!
      Any sane person: Ummm, can you specify?
      Parent: You know, the one with the keyboards and green sheets.
      Yeah, I called motherboards green sheets before I knew what they were.

  • @theonlydorita
    @theonlydorita 5 років тому +35

    I love when rslash can't stop laughing during a story. It makes the story that much better.

  • @sanicthehoghedge8053
    @sanicthehoghedge8053 4 роки тому +3

    rslash: Has done hundreds of episodes with thousands of funny voices and hilarious jokes keeping a straight voice
    Google bing: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

  • @phant0
    @phant0 5 років тому +47

    How I wish the last one unfolded:
    "Well, do you know anywhere else that can?"
    "Yes, here is the address. Tell them exactly your situation and they will take care of it for you"
    (hand them the address of the local police station)

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 років тому +2

      THAT would have been awesome.

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 5 років тому +102

    I think that r/talesfromtechsupport is going to be ny favourite, because it involves a lot of atories where people who don't know anything about computering argue with someone who knows everything about it

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 5 років тому +1

      I read a story, saying they needed to restart the pc, so it was restarted, days later, the same person called to scream that all their downloaded apps were gone.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 років тому +1

      Did you really just use "computering" in a sentence without sarcasm or irony? Please tell me the tone was just lost in transmission.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 років тому +9

      I know everything about tech support, I looked it up on Google Bing.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +1

      Kingsnake Command I personally use Macrohard Goggle, but you do you

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 4 роки тому +3

      @@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Computering is a totally legitemate sentence, look it up on your Google Bing.

  • @rose-byte
    @rose-byte 5 років тому +41

    "This is _____ how may I help you?"
    "WHERE'S GOOGLE BING???"

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 3 роки тому

      In the same cemetery as Mr. Crosby?

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 роки тому +1

      Ah, yes. Chandler's long lost brother, Google.

  • @kylewagner8464
    @kylewagner8464 5 років тому +52

    Crazy Woman: "WHERE IS GOOGLE BING"
    Me: This is only the beginning. Just wait until she discovers Ecosia.

  • @justinlamb5738
    @justinlamb5738 5 років тому +212

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    No one in the universe:
    One lady: WhY DId yoU DeLEtE GoOGle BiNG

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 5 років тому +28

    I just want back my Linux Edge and than my iPornHub.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 роки тому +2

      That actually sounds like a cool name for a Linux distro

  • @wasteland_gz
    @wasteland_gz 5 років тому +47

    Ahh yes the famous “google bing” everyone’s favourite search engine

    • @thebeandealer5601
      @thebeandealer5601 5 років тому

      Have you forgotten about FireChrome?

    • @kris1774
      @kris1774 5 років тому

      @@PepiOnLine Opera Safari*

  • @peterusmc20
    @peterusmc20 5 років тому +82

    Oh no I'm already subscribed so I can't stop my phone from blowing up!
    *Throws it down the 6th, 5th and 4th story stairwells instead*

    • @sarkandrago3222
      @sarkandrago3222 5 років тому

      Well at least you got out of the basement.

    • @uwontm8825
      @uwontm8825 5 років тому

      HeY wHeReS *G O O G L E B I N G ?*

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 років тому

      Btw anyone else notice that her abbreviation is EA and she just wants more and more?

    • @sarkandrago3222
      @sarkandrago3222 5 років тому

      @@theratking3075 hay notice how we pay you to spy on us, as much as I despise E.A and there business practices, your a little hypocritical Mr/Ms. Pot.

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 років тому

      @@sarkandrago3222 well dang we've been found out
      Well least we dont endorse gambling for children
      (I'm looking at you 60% of multiplayer games)

  • @One-Crazy-Cat
    @One-Crazy-Cat 4 роки тому +20

    Ugh. I’ve heard the “it’s very important” so many times in support it’s lost all meaning. Everything is very important. And everyone is always a super engineer yet they call for help.

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 5 років тому +50

    helo
    am i on gogle?
    how type cat fod
    i ned cat fod
    hepl
    do yo u kno whow i do type cat fod?
    ples hel p!!!

  • @deanaedebouse1308
    @deanaedebouse1308 5 років тому +27

    Octopus! Octopus! You're too good. I'm dying, love your voice :)

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF 3 роки тому +9

    Seeing the first story again...I have the mental image of the Executive leaving his office "Where is Karen?
    "She got fired."
    "Oh...can I get a new assistant? I need coffee."
    And that's his entire plot.

  • @willowomega829
    @willowomega829 5 років тому +36

    Haha jokes on you I've been subscribed since I found you so I'm safe from all your sorcery!

    • @Monogatari_
      @Monogatari_ 5 років тому +1

      Damn you made that joke 1 day earlier than me!

  • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
    @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 років тому +121

    6:50 the price is approximately 1000 if the 7 and 6s were bought new, if not and bought recently, about 600 bucks
    - Aspiring Apple employee

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +8

      "Aspiring"
      So did you apply to work there or something? There isn't really much of a gray area in terms of employment...

    • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
      @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 років тому +5

      Warded Thorn no I’m a kid but I’m really good with tech

    • @jonmuir13
      @jonmuir13 5 років тому +5

      ExpertCobra1911 stick with it. I was like you, until I got into music. It’ll make you more money than music will make me.

    • @isham7920
      @isham7920 5 років тому +1

      @@ExpertCobra-tn1vt like the type who's good with tech cause he can plug a PS3 into a TV? lol

    • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
      @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 років тому +2

      Isham no the one you will be talking to about negotiating a deal for building a pc for you...

  • @ShafiMehedic
    @ShafiMehedic 4 роки тому +25

    I like the occasional giggle in between reading the posts.

  • @captainham2808
    @captainham2808 5 років тому +35

    Wait a sec I'm already subbed to rslash so am I saf-
    *Phone explodes*

  • @PeakJoe
    @PeakJoe 4 роки тому +7

    I just imagine OP in the first story looking down with a cup of coffee with a smug ass look on his face

  • @Xynful
    @Xynful 5 років тому +110

    I think "bing = browser"
    "Google Bing = Google Browser"
    "The Bing = The Browser"

    • @mate_on_f7916
      @mate_on_f7916 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @kayleas5328
      @kayleas5328 5 років тому +4

      it'd be hilarious if the shortcut opened up a search for google on bing

    • @Xynful
      @Xynful 5 років тому

      @@kayleas5328 Hahahahha xD

    • @wichaelalone
      @wichaelalone 5 років тому

      Google is android android is Google gndroid is aoogle

    • @homerola2
      @homerola2 2 роки тому

      @@wichaelalone angle is goodroid

  • @everdeft
    @everdeft 5 років тому +28

    Good thing I’m already subscribed. Now I don’t have to worry about that very real virus.
    I’m certified in computering after all and that virus was very clearly real.

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 4 роки тому +7

    She had an iPhone 7. The new phone was an iPhone 6. They use the same cases.

  • @natalieeuley1734
    @natalieeuley1734 5 років тому +13

    This needs to become a permanent series on this channel. I love it even more than entitledparents; didn't think it was possible

  • @emperorfranz5415
    @emperorfranz5415 5 років тому +16

    There needs to be an entitled people filters! Because "I nEEEEEEd this"

    • @weqweqkweq7264
      @weqweqkweq7264 5 років тому

      why are you here mein kaiser

    • @erenakay8873
      @erenakay8873 5 років тому

      *throws filter from 5th floor to 4th floor*

    • @emperorfranz5415
      @emperorfranz5415 5 років тому

      @@erenakay8873 Oh yes thank you

    • @emperorfranz5415
      @emperorfranz5415 5 років тому

      @@weqweqkweq7264 The Kaiser is my ally. I am from Austro Hungary...

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 4 роки тому +35

    "GoOgLe BiNg"
    I am D E C E A S E D.

    • @mareoio4141
      @mareoio4141 4 роки тому

      And my heart rate is no more

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 2 роки тому

      @@mareoio4141 and so is my breathing

    • @mareoio4141
      @mareoio4141 2 роки тому

      @@intelchip_x86 and so is my limphatic system

  • @alpitu21
    @alpitu21 5 років тому +179

    Note : this comment is a lie and i was doing these types of things since i was 3 and trying to resolve myself from this... please leave comments with rude things.
    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Customer: Google Bing
    Me: Internet chrome😂
    (no jokes i really thought that when i was like 6 7 or smth

    • @hamadalhorr6521
      @hamadalhorr6521 5 років тому +4

      Chrome the explorer

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 5 років тому +4

      Sister of Safari the Explorer

    • @pandawolf10
      @pandawolf10 5 років тому +4

      Google Bing 👎
      Firefox Safari 👍

    • @JackyDacky
      @JackyDacky 5 років тому +5

      Firefox Explorer

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому

      i mean, Chrome is a browser for the internet.
      so you're not exactly wrong.

  • @mayojar3718
    @mayojar3718 5 років тому +15

    The PHONE fell into her water bottle what is this phone thickness 1 centimeter
    (Assuming it's a cylinder)

    • @melyukagacha8568
      @melyukagacha8568 5 років тому

      She was using it while bathing is what she meant XD

  • @Emlif
    @Emlif 4 роки тому +2

    AT 11:24 WHEN APACHE STARTED SCREAMIN MY BLUETOOTH HEADHONES GAVE ME THE "LOW BATTERY PLEASE RECHARGE HEADSET" AT THE PERFECT TIME..

  • @coolguy-vk9iv
    @coolguy-vk9iv 5 років тому +9

    "If you don't subscribe right now, your device will literally explode"
    Me: *Rushes to unsubscribe and resubscribe out of pure and utter fear*

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 5 років тому +13

    Lucky me my phone still works after exploding. I was already subscribed, and It went boom regardless.

  • @Veemon657
    @Veemon657 5 років тому +16

    am I the only one that fell like banging my head on a cement wall after hearing google bing

  • @ocanium5921
    @ocanium5921 5 років тому +61

    Computers: *exist*
    Entitled Moms: CoMpUtErInG

  • @Eightstrings_3D
    @Eightstrings_3D 5 років тому +17

    * goes to apple store *
    CaN yOu FiX mY SaMSuNg gALaxY S10!

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 років тому

      Yes, they can throw it away and give them a phone that isn’t a piece of shit.

    • @zynstein8059
      @zynstein8059 5 років тому

      by not a piece of shit do you mean no £999? @@DanaTheInsane
      I mean, its genuinely cheaper to buy solid aluminium to the mass of their monitor stand than buying the stand itself

    • @braakwame_
      @braakwame_ 5 років тому

      @@DanaTheInsane you've probably never used a good phone in your life

  • @creedoflies
    @creedoflies 4 роки тому +1

    I worked at the IT desk at RPI for a year and I had a parent fly from California to try to trick us into giving him access to the student grade portal. He stayed cool, but stern. I decided to print out the thing that says students choose whether or not parents can see their info (fema I think). He then tried to figure out where his kids form was, but A) we didnt have access (a different place on campus that my roommate worked has that) and B) he couldn't know as the student made their fema private. Daddy couldn't get what he wanted, but at least he was respectful.

  • @deppresormkll2967
    @deppresormkll2967 5 років тому +4

    She prottec
    She attac
    But most importantly she use google bing

  • @russellhess8765
    @russellhess8765 5 років тому +24

    Executive Assitant = Draco Malfoy. Just replace Executive with my father.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому +4

      JUST WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 5 років тому

      Or any other spoiled child with a rich daddy.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому

      @The Media Norman So pretty much every day?

  • @co-opmarble7279
    @co-opmarble7279 4 роки тому +13

    0:06 “computering” is how I know this is gonna be good

  • @mikaylag5237
    @mikaylag5237 5 років тому +21

    My phone just blew up because do your virus, I was already subscribed, and you can't double subscribe

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 років тому +4

      That's awful! You should definitely speak to his manager about getting him fired.

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 5 років тому +2

      You must be immortal, because you managed to survive an antimatter explosion equivalent to 25,000,000 pounds of conventional explosives.

    • @mikaylag5237
      @mikaylag5237 5 років тому +1

      Alex Jamieson I'm only half immortal, on my mother's side

  • @pebblethegreat4738
    @pebblethegreat4738 5 років тому +19

    Fans: We Want More Puppy Bloopers
    rSlash: 😏

  • @markarca6360
    @markarca6360 2 роки тому +5

    The last story is a classic example of social engineering. Big thanks that the helpdesk staff on duty never gave in, and Karen's stepson had invoken his "right to be forgotten".

  • @sugarwaffle
    @sugarwaffle 5 років тому +4

    “Google Bing”
    Top ten best anime crossovers of all time

  • @mundanerock410
    @mundanerock410 5 років тому +11

    rSlash, I have to say this, You have an amazing Entitled Parent voice! I perfectly describes how entitled they sound and makes fun of them at the same time. Keep up the good work!

  • @ficialintelligence1869
    @ficialintelligence1869 10 місяців тому +1

    r/slash (Google Bing) story: r/slash. You've set the bar high. The next guy I date _must_ have your giggle. It's pure joy to listen to. It's equal parts "childhood joy" and "WTF! Get a load of this."

  • @DreemyDreemz
    @DreemyDreemz 5 років тому +15

    Wow, I read rSlash as Russian.
    I seriously need to sleep.

    • @freakboy220
      @freakboy220 5 років тому

      In Soviet Russia, Russian is read as rSlash

    • @cloudblue3176
      @cloudblue3176 5 років тому

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  • @brehwtf
    @brehwtf 5 років тому +7

    Lady: *Google Bing*
    Also Lady: *I have a certficate in computering*
    Also ALSO Lady: *Dumb af*
    Also Also ALSO Lady: *Next time dont mess around with my computer*

  • @patrick594
    @patrick594 5 років тому

    I was listening to this, and my granny comes to see what's the voice that she can hear from the kitchen, when he says "if you don't subscribe in the next 10 seconds, your device will literally explode" my granny takes my phone off my hands and starts yelling that I'm already subscribed, ergo, there's no salvation for my phone. SHE THROWED IT OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE POOL.

  • @Gorfld
    @Gorfld 5 років тому +17

    188 views already!?! That's amazing!
    Also there is no dislikes RN

  • @The_Dark_One784
    @The_Dark_One784 5 років тому +4

    A virus huh? Good thing I already subscribed BEFORE you installed the virus. lol

  • @Treesah35
    @Treesah35 5 років тому

    when I started college to become a paralegal, it was mandatory that we take an "intro to computers" class. learning to read and write binary, etc. I thought it would be cool to bring in my tower and show my classmates before class how to swap out a hard drive. (this was 2003, before everything started being welded to the housing unit.) so everyones gathered around and I show everyone how easy it is to do, where its located in the tower that's made by HP, etc. Total time took about 15 minutes because of questions about the other things in the tower people were curious about. like removing/replacing/adding another Disc drive.
    The teacher enters the room, sees what I am doing, and asks me in front if everyone what do I think I'm doing? I said, I am teaching them how to swap out hard drives, disc drives, etc. She looked completely flummoxed as the eyes of everyone are now on her. she told me to put it away because I am doing things that she herself doesn't know how to do. I said so how is this an intro to computers class if you dont know what one is? 🤔 (edit to add: college is so much better than high school.) As I was paying for my class, I didn't get removed from it because of embarrassing the teacher in front of the entire class. but for the remainder of it, I aced all the tests and played solitaire during most of the classes. I heard later, the next year she didnt teach that class anymore. Apparently, the people who took the class, complained that the teacher wasn't giving them a full course when the intro to computers teacher knows nothing about the hardware of computers. 🤣😂

  • @asiannugget570
    @asiannugget570 5 років тому +15

    But wait the virus doesent cancel if you dont *TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS*

  • @lastyear5291
    @lastyear5291 5 років тому +11

    EA: I was just using it and it fell into my water bottle.
    Me: That is literally impossible with like any water bottle unless you have the cap off of those big ones.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 років тому +1

      And it has to be an older style phone like a flip phone or domino style phone (screen on top, really thin, buttons on bottom, doesn't flip open or close) just to fit.

  • @emilysherman3596
    @emilysherman3596 5 років тому +1

    For a second I thought "we cannot verify the student's existence" meant "we don't actually know if the student is alive or not."

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 5 років тому +1

      The school's security protocols are so good they will help you fake your own death and then neither confirm or deny such events transpired. They know how to make people "disappear."

  • @comradesnare5514
    @comradesnare5514 5 років тому +4

    [Posted 53 seconds ago]
    14 comments..
    wow, y'all fast af

  • @raelynmorava2426
    @raelynmorava2426 5 років тому +4

    rSlash: "If you don't subscribe in 10 seconds, your phone is going to explode!"
    Me: *looks at my Samsung* I guess it is your time to shine.

  • @kurisufuro1427
    @kurisufuro1427 5 років тому

    "Gppgle Bing" and "Computering". Hahahaaa..
    I was laughing alongside you during the video... omg... And the lady says "I'm not stupid!". UH HELLO, YEAH YOU ARE LADY! X'D I'm so laughing CRYING on how absurd this was.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 5 років тому +9

    I need FireFox Explorer on my XStation Switch. NOW!!!

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 5 років тому +12

    Lol I've got some stories of my tour in Afghanistan that could definitely be described as "tales from tech-support"

  • @netbis-marek-duda
    @netbis-marek-duda 4 роки тому +7

    Google Bing lady reminded me one of my customers... "Someone stole my MS PowerPoint App, I can not find it anywhere" - she just had desktop full of shortcuts and did not see it :D

  • @danajohnson6273
    @danajohnson6273 5 років тому +10

    It's a great thing to see
    "rSlash 1 M Subscribers" below the vid. Awesome.

  • @legohero8396
    @legohero8396 5 років тому +45

    rSlash background music: exists
    Word cookies:am I a joke to you?!

  • @michaelgrella
    @michaelgrella 4 роки тому

    I use to work at a call center answering calls for Geek Squad Tech Support, doing remote sessions and whatnot. I'm not surprised at all by these stories. I got calls like this almost daily, it's crazy how entitled people think they are and how arrogant and stupid so many of them are. The job still gives me nightmares.

  • @ploofthesheep2887
    @ploofthesheep2887 5 років тому +25

    This was a whole minute ago but people are already complimenting how good it is.
    How that works, don't ask me.

    • @truepotatoking7486
      @truepotatoking7486 5 років тому +1

      Θανάτος of Death
      Obviously, they set the video to x10 speed, and blasted it across the entire house.

    • @musicenthusiast9801
      @musicenthusiast9801 5 років тому +1

      Love the name

    • @ploofthesheep2887
      @ploofthesheep2887 5 років тому

      Lyrical InsanityOvev shhh I was an edgy ass teenager who thought putting a literal God of death as a name would be a good idea

    • @ploofthesheep2887
      @ploofthesheep2887 5 років тому

      TruePotatoKing 748 oh why of course. I am an absolute nonce, why wouldn't I think of that?

    • @danielclark-hughes692
      @danielclark-hughes692 5 років тому +2

      They're called sycophants

  • @internetpersona9813
    @internetpersona9813 5 років тому +5

    Omigod i immediately subscribed but my samsung still exploded 🤯

    • @audigamer8261
      @audigamer8261 5 років тому

      you have a samsung galaxy note 7 then

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому

    What OS is your computer running ?
    "Ummmm Dunning Kruger 2021 ?" LOL
    I love the ones where you crack up laughing trying to read them 😂

  • @adenlindg
    @adenlindg 5 років тому +4

    OMG I'm finally really early! I love your videos so much❤️

  • @satmax8576
    @satmax8576 5 років тому +11

    My Yahoo Ask DuckDuckGo is down! I CAN'T WORK! FIX IT, NOW!

    • @Shifsabre
      @Shifsabre 5 років тому +1

      Sir, this is a shortcut to Minecraft.

    • @satmax8576
      @satmax8576 5 років тому +1

      OH? Well, this is much better than work.

    • @233kosta
      @233kosta 5 років тому

      DDG FTW!!!!!!