So, I was seriously depressed today (PTSD)...went online about how to get out of anxiety...1 tip was look at comedy...9 hours later found this...haven’t laughed in a year or so...but couldn’t stop laughing at this. God bless you Carl!
Whoo hoo, I tell all my clients this. Whenever you’re feeling anxious or on a downward spiral, watch one comedy after another, The best thing about UA-cam is if you watch a few comedians, more and more come up on the algorithm so you find random ones you’ve never heard of.
@@JamesAtaa Yeah most people who say they have it are not diagnosed. Just are depressed and have had something bad happen to them in their life that they think about. Especially on the internet. People with PTSD tend not to openly tell millions of people at a time.
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@@nuck- it's called being an attention seeker and a P$s_y at the same time.
Or get an acting role offer to star in a major role along side Comedian Adam Hills, British comedian Jimmy Carr and American female comic Iliza Shlesinger in a original sitcom. 🙋♂️🗣👍
To be honest though, his parents sound like some pretty awesome funny people 😄 his dad's sarcasm is next level 😄😄 "shut the door a bit harder or what?!" 😄😄😄
My Mother once said "keep that up and I'm going to beat you to one inch of your life!" - to which I...foolishly... replied.. "how are you going to know when you have got to the inch?" - big mistake.
So many of us copped this as kids. Takes about two years before you get used to the angry sarcasm. You just stand around confused for a while as a young kid.
My Dad showed me this, and we were both laughing out heads off. Especially because he'd said this sort of thing to me or in front of me, or I was in the room or next door. "Just slam the door, why don't you." "Who left the door open and let all the flies in?" "Who keeps leaving all the lights on during the day"
Being an Aussie kid growing up in the country in the summertime I always remember being Told to not let the flies in and for me to stop turning all the lights on in the house.
1:00 that's a bit like when you accidentally stand on someone's foot or elbow them in the face accidentally, and you say oooooh I'm so sorry and the victim says oh it's alright and you could say, ok then give us another go
My grandfather was so cheeky and the biggest troll if he had the heater on and wed leave the door open he would say "Hey shut the door you are letting all the cold out" Or if we fell off our bikes he would make us say sorry to the bike lol Miss him so much! love you papa RIP XO
When you think you've been watching funny stand up comedians and then you discover Carl Baron, Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Lee Evans ... oh my God do these 4 make me laugh hard! ... you wanna laugh hard like you've never done before, you watch these 4 guys
As a kid, every time I'd go into dad's shed and I went to pick something up, me dad would say "don't touch that or you'll chop ya bloody hand off!". Now he wonders why I don't like using his tools, lol.
My entire childhood compressed into three minutes. 😂😂😂 If I left the door open, Dad sometimes went totally left field with “Oy - was you born in a tent?”
I remember accidently dropping the margarine on to the floor, my dad said what are you doing wrecking the place? Or are you playing football with your butter fingers?
My dad exactly the same...he never said anything straight..he saw my 3 year old lil brother climb the gate he was like..yeah,climb higher will ya..and after my lil brother fall and cry he was like..owh nice!there you go boy..feel good innit?good boy..go climb again..and my lil brother just stop crying and never he ever climb that gate again 😂😂😂 I ask him 1 time..dad was me the same back when i was little?he said..where do you think that scar on your left eyebrows from? 😂😂
All us Aussie kids can relate to this back in the day
Absolutely
This is still the case
Definitely
Lol, still happening today
Yes
So, I was seriously depressed today (PTSD)...went online about how to get out of anxiety...1 tip was look at comedy...9 hours later found this...haven’t laughed in a year or so...but couldn’t stop laughing at this. God bless you Carl!
Whoo hoo, I tell all my clients this. Whenever you’re feeling anxious or on a downward spiral, watch one comedy after another, The best thing about UA-cam is if you watch a few comedians, more and more come up on the algorithm so you find random ones you’ve never heard of.
Ptsd isn't like that for me and most other people, and it never will be
@@JamesAtaa it can trigger depression and anxiety for people. Don't speak for others if you're ignorant, plz.
@@JamesAtaa
Yeah most people who say they have it are not diagnosed. Just are depressed and have had something bad happen to them in their life that they think about. Especially on the internet. People with PTSD tend not to openly tell millions of people at a time.
@@nuck- it's called being an attention seeker and a P$s_y at the same time.
This bit never gets old
Carl should get his own Netflix special 😁
he did have his show one ended stick on netflix at one point its not on there anymore tho :(
No!
@@Kwanglebeh YES!!
Or get an acting role offer to star in a major role along side Comedian Adam Hills, British comedian Jimmy Carr and American female comic Iliza Shlesinger in a original sitcom. 🙋♂️🗣👍
And pay him 60 million dollars 💵
My dad used to say when we shut the car door too hard "shut the bloody door why don't ya"
🤣🤣🤣 Yup!
"shut it a bit harder why don't ya??"
Mine says you reckon it's shut why don't you try again
This is over 10 years old and still hilarious 🤣
It took Carl's parents his whole childhood to teach him "sarcasm".
Its in the blood
Sarcasm is actually the lowest form of humour which is why Carl is extra clever with his comedy. He doesn’t use sarcasm. He takes everything literally
Tbh I rarely ever laugh at comedians but this guy is hilarious!
Because he jokes about pure relevance, iromy, commonsense. Other comedians try way too hard punchlining rather than actually being funny naturally.
Absolutely !!
listen to Ralphie May 😂😂
I’m from the U.K. never heard of this guy found him on tik tok so funny. Subscribed. Nice to meet you Carl 👍
@Sean Baytley I’ve been checking loads of his stuff out he’s hilarious
Awww I miss my dad ........ he always said these things to me ♥️
I feel like those 2 dislikes are from Carl's parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No just a bunch of depressed cock heads.
To be honest though, his parents sound like some pretty awesome funny people 😄 his dad's sarcasm is next level 😄😄 "shut the door a bit harder or what?!" 😄😄😄
Haha yea
@@phillipmicjan8058 yeah Fucking oath Cunts have sense of humour
and now the 36 dislikes are from uncles aunties and grandparents
Mate.... you hit the nail on the head with the negative connotations.... you are the best!
My Mother once said "keep that up and I'm going to beat you to one inch of your life!" - to which I...foolishly... replied.. "how are you going to know when you have got to the inch?" - big mistake.
Hilarious !!!!!
I wouldn't have had the guts to say that back to my parents!
🤣🤣🤣👍
Oh you had guts!😂
🤣🤣👏👏👏
Some of my all time fave jokes in this clip!
👍👍😂😂
Can't wait to see him live 😊
Good aussie comeidian straight up love u carl 💚💛💚💛💚💛
Such a simple concept. Not understanding sarcasm. He made something so simple very entertaining
So many of us copped this as kids. Takes about two years before you get used to the angry sarcasm. You just stand around confused for a while as a young kid.
Carl driving his parents around the twist 😂
My Dad showed me this, and we were both laughing out heads off. Especially because he'd said this sort of thing to me or in front of me, or I was in the room or next door.
"Just slam the door, why don't you."
"Who left the door open and let all the flies in?" "Who keeps leaving all the lights on during the day"
Yes, I grew up with parents who'd just use angry sarcasm like this.
Carl is hilarious !!!!! Excellent Aussie humour......really funny guy
All Aussie kids get this. Except we knew...and we rolled our eyes secretly and went and rectified it
Carl is one of my favorite comedians of all time. I feel like he's one twitch away from becoming a serial killer, and comedy is what keeps him sane.
Being an Aussie kid growing up in the country in the summertime I always remember being Told to not let the flies in and for me to stop turning all the lights on in the house.
I'm convinced that Carl is a god of some sort.
God of comedy XDD
Your craft brings such happiness to my heart, even if it feels down in dumps in the dark,
I wish I could return the favor
DustyV8sound , you will.
You could go to his live show
My mother used to do the same thing 😂 she still does 😂
He is the best Aussie comic
i choked, i was laughing so hard. I'm not Aussie, but this is every father everywhere!
The dislikes are from the people who were laughing so hard they missed it
First comedian to actually make me laugh laugh
Judging by what his parents used to say.....I think Carl's my brother 😂
I've had these exact conversations with my parents, wetting myself laughing 😭
I’ve been looking for this for ages
Even funnier in person. My god. I laughed at absolutely everything he said. Unreal
Carl Barron,
You are a genius.
Extremely funny and very handsome
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
When he was demonstrating his mums voice it sounded like the computer says no woman off little brittan
My old man uses to give me the why don't you just use up all the electricity in one day so I'd get up and turn all the lights off
As a mother of 2, I now find myself saying all these things 😂 😂 😂 😂
omg brings back childhood memories lol
The only Australian comedian that makes me laugh. Go Carl.
Try Ozzyman
Everything he says is so funny 🤪 and true 😂😂😂😂
This guy is actually that funny
Funnier
K8 funnier?
@@angelofdarkness1980 You said "this guy is actually that funny " .....I said " he is funnier ".......funnier than funny
K8 oh ok, sorry I didn’t know what you meant
@@angelofdarkness1980 :) all good
1:00 that's a bit like when you accidentally stand on someone's foot or elbow them in the face accidentally, and you say oooooh I'm so sorry and the victim says oh it's alright and you could say, ok then give us another go
My grandfather was so cheeky and the biggest troll if he had the heater on and wed leave the door open he would say "Hey shut the door you are letting all the cold out"
Or if we fell off our bikes he would make us say sorry to the bike lol
Miss him so much! love you papa RIP XO
You’re so funny mate. New UK fan 🇬🇧
Australian comedians are awesome and im from NEW ZEALAND!!
This is the bit I’ve been looking for!!! 😁😁
This is my favourite act by Carl
He's certainly one in a million I bet
When you think you've been watching funny stand up comedians and then you discover Carl Baron, Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Lee Evans ... oh my God do these 4 make me laugh hard! ... you wanna laugh hard like you've never done before, you watch these 4 guys
Yes.. I agree. And their humour about real things in life😂
As a kid, every time I'd go into dad's shed and I went to pick something up, me dad would say "don't touch that or you'll chop ya bloody hand off!". Now he wonders why I don't like using his tools, lol.
I love when Carl talks about his dad ❤
Love this bloke🤣🤣😅
I love you Carl.
You are wonderful. ❤
Watched Carl in Shepparton last night your the funniest man around great show 💚
As soon as I watch one I know for the next 3hours I need a Carl Barron fix lol he's funny az
Dis bloke is da best
Come Back Carl!!!! We miss you!
This describes my old man to a T, he's very criptic. My mother is straight forward however and very good at shouting to get the point across.
As soon as one CBarron vid gets you that’s it for the next hour
My entire childhood compressed into three minutes. 😂😂😂 If I left the door open, Dad sometimes went totally left field with “Oy - was you born in a tent?”
I think I love Carl’s parents!
Aussie Legend Carl ...Love this guy..Great Comedian
spot on
I would like to eat lollies and have a cuppa with Carl 😜
Another 3 minute video.
Classic Carl.
Do we have the same parents?! 🤔
Exactly Aussie. Makes me feel really at home.
If me or my stepdad leave the front door open mum would say (did you grow up in a tent?) or(do we live in a tent now?)
.hsart ahcag, evaeL
Oldie but goodie
And the answer to that was always.........
"No, a hospital with swinging doors."
HAHA Carl you are very funny!
haha.... why didn't you like your comment again >:/
Us in NZ bought up the same 😂✊🏾🇳🇿🇳🇿
He’s a classic 😂
Another Aussie legend
Love that bit...
"Your stupid wife told me to"🤣
Soo cute...
😂😂😂😂😂 my auld man was the same
I do believe that Carl's father and my own father must have been class-mates in the same asylum ... they both used to say exactly the same things.
Ya mastered Australian life, probably/definitely cause ya lived it.
It's funny because we relate
Oh Carl 😂 you have always been such a crack up lol
Legend.
I remember accidently dropping the margarine on to the floor, my dad said what are you doing wrecking the place? Or are you playing football with your butter fingers?
Love this guy
Brilliant
On another level that Aussies can relate too
Top guyloveyou work its funny hillarous💚👍👍👍👍👍
Love this guy so much 😅
He is gorgeous !!
Brah this dude is a legend
Yes, I learnt this when teaching eg. "Don't FORGET to do such-and such...." It's a negative . It is better to say "Remember to .........".
Or “hey kids, have you got your seatbelt on?”
They say “yes”
*brake checks* and the kids that aren’t strapped in go flying.
So gold.. My dad always did that
Carl Barron is like Cold Chisel, authentically Australian. So funny because it's so true.
My dad exactly the same...he never said anything straight..he saw my 3 year old lil brother climb the gate he was like..yeah,climb higher will ya..and after my lil brother fall and cry he was like..owh nice!there you go boy..feel good innit?good boy..go climb again..and my lil brother just stop crying and never he ever climb that gate again 😂😂😂
I ask him 1 time..dad was me the same back when i was little?he said..where do you think that scar on your left eyebrows from? 😂😂
Carl Barron would win an international comedy festival if there was one
ME:
It’s funny hilarious but also so sad when your parents are gone
Doesnt get old hahahaha 😂
I knew the content and clicked like before I watched this
Australian fathers are exactly the same - my Dad said some of these exact quotes to me and my brothers
When I watch it, it makes me laugh my head off
SICK VIDEO MAN IS THIS IN AUSTRALIA !!!!
I can't believe that much people disliked this video😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 This is so funny!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh thanks mate.