😂❤ Uncle was a seal, when we visited him in Alaska he gave us every weapon under the sun and warned us; "everything out here wants to eat you" 😅 we then carried a small armory of America's best weaponry across the entire state.... you had mag check before pitstops in the woods 😂
I can believe the SEAL story about having to improvise the TP. When I was in the Air Force I dealt with a company that supplied silenced .22 caliber pistols to our special operators. The owner told me on one occasion he was demonstrating his products to a SEAL team in the desert and was asked if there was any way to make the silencer even quieter than it was. He said they could squirt a bit of gel or water into the muzzle. The SEALs didn't want to waste their drinking water in the dry environment, so they asked if they could use urine instead. He didn't know, so the SEALs decided to find out. When I asked Lynn how the demo went, he replied, "It worked, but have you ever smelled burnt pee? It stinks to high heavens." SEALS are ever resourceful.
I remember on a camping trip with a bunch of college types, as we were leaving we were going to drown the campfire to be sure it was out. A few of the guys said, "let's just pee in it instead of wasting water." I knew that was a bad idea but they did it anyway, and I kept my distance. Yep, as expected, it smelled really really bad!
The sad thing is when he runs out of coffee filters to actually make coffee he'll use the tp and won't make the connection, only focus on the task at hand to make coffee.
I had a friend once who went to her boyfriend's house for the first time and asked him where the toilet paper was. He said on the back of the toilet. When she turned around, there was a huge stack of: Coffee filters! Male minds think alike!🤣🤣
Coffee filters can be used like that…. It does make the coffee quite bitter though… (don’t blame me it’s that TERRY SULLIVAN guy making me like this) and we love him!!
@@jfs7327 ROFL!! EWWW! I must say though, it's better than accidentally using poison ivy or poison oak leaves! I would take a coffee filter over those any day. Still, if I have a choice, I'm sticking with Charmin. And I don't squeeze it unless I'm in the store near people old enough to remember that commercial.🤣😂 BTW, I'm married to a Terry.
My nephew is in the Naval Special Forces, he as well is 6’4”, he’s on the explosive side of things, their group is called Explosive Ordinance Disposal, Mobile Unit Twelve, nicknamed (The Dirty Dozen), I told a Seal what he does and he shook, and that’s not for him! They keep bombs from exploding, and make bombs to explode, underwater mines, enemy ships and so on and on! They’re explosive technicians, they disarm and make every bomb known to mankind, they’re conventional, biological, chemical and of course, nuclear weapons! The one thing to mention, they’re on call 24/7, he can’t tell his wife were he is going or doing, he just came back from Poland, training troops, in the Eastern European, theater of war, and other things he can’t tell us about.
@@mikehawkins3136Neice's hubby was assigned to propulsion on board a Trident Nuclear Submarine USS Alabama, there was generic info their wives could share on social media but then their is off limits info the Navy prefers to keep wrapped. Like the sub's location destination. 1 of the wives is assigned sweeps of social media in fact. She said a country name--that doesn't sound like a secret give away. Ie; the whole world knows where the Trident sub's home port location is, but then again the amount of heavy security I saw first person during a Trident 'family sub tour' means it's safe
My cousin's kid is a Seal. I watched him and his brother when they were about 7 beat the S out of each other and throw one another across tables. I thought he was off.
Who about having 2 uncles survive Pearl Harbor with dad joining Navy volunteer for underwater demolition team UDT member. I was raised by trained killer, in organization UDT where seals originated from. My brother was plane captain for F-4 fighter jet on Enterprise aircraft carrier.
Paper towels. I'm former Army and a retired over-the-road driver. One of the things I learned on active duty was how to improvise. As an over-the-road driver that skill is good to have.
Coffee filter? I thought that is what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? By the way, paper towels can be used as Coffee filters. Semper Fi.
Every girl I've ever known that had a cute brother was as proud of him as if she'd given him birth. She obviously is proud of her brother and was just trying to get laughs by being outrageous.
You know how you can tell a SEAL? Trick question. Within five minutes he'll tell you all about it. Seriously, the only difference between a SEAL and fighter pilot is the swim fins.
Better question is how do you tell the difference between a SEAL and a diver in a bar. The SEAL will be quietly drinking his beverage of choice and the diver will be bragging to everyone about being a SEAL with one sea story after another. OPSEC people OPSEC, SEALs don’t talk about their job like that.
For thin trainees, normally graduate heavier due to building muscle mass. Heavier trainees will go lean with muscles. I went in 133lbs and graduated at 145lbs.
In boot camp that’s true but in programs like SEAL and other intense programs you put on muscle weight that weighs more like others here have mentioned. Even when people are trying to lose weight and they’re working out they’ll get frustrated when they stop losing weight and start putting it back on but they’re not getting fat. They have to be reminded they’re actually growing muscle at the expense of burning fat and it’s normal.
@@Tokyoghoul4life Agreed 💯 she probably found some redneck albums by Jeff Worthy or Bill Engvall and thought she could do the same thing. I’m 57 and from Mississippi and don’t find her funny and I don’t I like her accent either. She reminds me of the loud southern women to avoid because they’re nothing but trouble.
I'm from the south and I find it funny. It's obvious that they're making jokes and not being serious. There's a huge difference between this lady's routine and Larry the cable guy's, for example. He's not even a southerner, he's from Nebraska. His entire routine is mocking a group he isn't a part of.
😂❤ Uncle was a seal, when we visited him in Alaska he gave us every weapon under the sun and warned us; "everything out here wants to eat you" 😅 we then carried a small armory of America's best weaponry across the entire state....
you had mag check before pitstops in the woods 😂
I can believe the SEAL story about having to improvise the TP. When I was in the Air Force I dealt with a company that supplied silenced .22 caliber pistols to our special operators. The owner told me on one occasion he was demonstrating his products to a SEAL team in the desert and was asked if there was any way to make the silencer even quieter than it was. He said they could squirt a bit of gel or water into the muzzle. The SEALs didn't want to waste their drinking water in the dry environment, so they asked if they could use urine instead. He didn't know, so the SEALs decided to find out. When I asked Lynn how the demo went, he replied, "It worked, but have you ever smelled burnt pee? It stinks to high heavens." SEALS are ever resourceful.
I remember on a camping trip with a bunch of college types, as we were leaving we were going to drown the campfire to be sure it was out. A few of the guys said, "let's just pee in it instead of wasting water." I knew that was a bad idea but they did it anyway, and I kept my distance. Yep, as expected, it smelled really really bad!
@@jimmyboy131 Ditto. 😁
@@jimmyboy131 Ditto, only in the BSA.
@@Paladin1873 or they just **wanted** to pee on their pistols?? Jokes aside, thanks for your service 🙏😂🥰🌈❤
Isnt that stuff usually a bit a bit corrosive too?
Just once in my life, I'd like to be referred to as hotter than fish grease.
😂
😂
Avid Readers are hotter than fish grease.
@Avid_Reader 🔥🔥😂💪💖
Avid Reader you're hotter than fish grease!
Hilarious 😂!!!!!! As a veteran (not a Seal. Not tough or crazy enough) the whole first apartment thing is so true!!!
Continuing to make our mountains proud! We love you Trish! ❤
Coffee Filters are Ok TP, but to stay fresh : Dryer Sheets.
Snuggles are the BEST.
Both do an epic job of not dissolving in the plumbing and causing massively clogged pipes. Gonna need a plumber if you do that on the regular. $$$
Hey, he remembered the coffee filters
He used a coffee filter as tp
@@charlescarmichael1124 Mental note- never drink coffee at a SEAL's place.
I thought that's what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? Semper Fi.
Adapt, improvise, overcome...
The sad thing is when he runs out of coffee filters to actually make coffee he'll use the tp and won't make the connection, only focus on the task at hand to make coffee.
Frat houses left phone books in the bathrooms. Several!! Who needed toilet paper😂
Wait… coffee filter? The shower is right there! It’s a box made for cleaning you.
Your story about your brother's sleep mask is my absolute favorite!! ❤❤
🤣OMG! Loved the toilet paper story!🤣
That's so me! Except for being 6ft4 and a seal
After a land nav exercise and having to use relieve myself in the woods... never left hone without packs of baby wipes
My son called me up with the same problem when he moved cross country to CA. So funny
This place has crap customer service 😅
Half the crowd didn't get it 🤣
If asking for a napkin is hitting on someone I must be swimming in it without even knowing it.
It’s not the asking for the napkin, it’s how she was asking for the napkin.
...Coffee filter... Improvise, adapt, overcome...
That Kentucky joke at the beginning captured my attention.
Andshe seemed kinda jealous of the "bouncing" girl.
It caught my attention too 😅😅😅😂😂
@@bluemushrooms6848no she wasn’t.😊
I'm 6'4" and I failed to figure out that a few ladies were hitting on me until I had killed the mood. 😢
Coffee filter - improvise adapt overcome 😂
Yeah make sure you turn up at the right place in time and brought at least most of your gear then improvise adapt and overcome 😂
I wasn’t sure if I should click on this one. I’m glad I did. Coffee filter. Gotta write that down.
I had a friend once who went to her boyfriend's house for the first time and asked him where the toilet paper was. He said on the back of the toilet. When she turned around, there was a huge stack of: Coffee filters! Male minds think alike!🤣🤣
Coffee filters can cause clogging
Coffee filters can be used like that….
It does make the coffee quite bitter though… (don’t blame me it’s that TERRY SULLIVAN guy making me like this) and we love him!!
@@jfs7327 ROFL!! EWWW! I must say though, it's better than accidentally using poison ivy or poison oak leaves! I would take a coffee filter over those any day. Still, if I have a choice, I'm sticking with Charmin. And I don't squeeze it unless I'm in the store near people old enough to remember that commercial.🤣😂 BTW, I'm married to a Terry.
His aloofness makes those girls at the bar want to try harder 🤣🤣
Loved this! Start to finish! Hilarious!! Wish both of them nothing but success!!
Thats why alot of us keep baby wipes around too lol
For Christmas you should get him a beach ball, a sand bucket, and can of sardines. They use it for SEAL Training. 😂😳
Improvise, adapt, overcome! HOOYAH 🇺🇸⚓️🔱
My nephew is in the Naval Special Forces, he as well is 6’4”, he’s on the explosive side of things, their group is called Explosive Ordinance Disposal, Mobile Unit Twelve, nicknamed (The Dirty Dozen), I told a Seal what he does and he shook, and that’s not for him!
They keep bombs from exploding, and make bombs to explode, underwater mines, enemy ships and so on and on!
They’re explosive technicians, they disarm and make every bomb known to mankind, they’re conventional, biological, chemical and of course, nuclear weapons!
The one thing to mention, they’re on call 24/7, he can’t tell his wife were he is going or doing, he just came back from Poland, training troops, in the Eastern European, theater of war, and other things he can’t tell us about.
OPSEC
I dunno, EOD guys aren't that cool cause they aren't responsible for anything, if something goes wrong it's just not their problem anymore
@060494andrew thanks for sharing, lots of love & respect to your nephew & his team 🥰🌈❤❤🔥🔥💖✨
If he can’t tell how do you know he went to Poland? 😂
@@mikehawkins3136Neice's hubby was assigned to propulsion on board a Trident Nuclear Submarine USS Alabama, there was generic info their wives could share on social media but then their is off limits info the Navy prefers to keep wrapped. Like the sub's location destination. 1 of the wives is assigned sweeps of social media in fact. She said a country name--that doesn't sound like a secret give away. Ie; the whole world knows where the Trident sub's home port location is, but then again the amount of heavy security I saw first person during a Trident 'family sub tour' means it's safe
OMG I miss seeing her on TV! Way to go Trish! Well done!!!
I know two guys like this - best buddies, head turning good looking. Never thought the girls were flirting with them 😂
She's funny! Love her stories! 😂💜
When she relayed his "coffee filter," my first thought was "Great idea." FYI' former Batt Scrolled Army Ranger...
Newspaper boy never made the rounds I 'm guessing.😂😂
He did whatever he could find. Although I love the comedy
I thought he was a Navy SEAL He can go without toilet paper.
WOOHOO NAVY SEAL. How very cool.
Now even relatives are trying to cash in on the SEAL thing!?
Boys
If you down to coffee filters
At least tear it in half so it doesn't plug your pipes......don't ask me how i figured that out
😂 thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
She aint lying ive had to use the tops out of my socks before…
SUPREME Pancake, no butter. 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
😂 She's a funny lady 😅!!
My cousin's kid is a Seal. I watched him and his brother when they were about 7 beat the S out of each other and throw one another across tables. I thought he was off.
Adapt and overcome..
Strong 💪 accent. Funny 😁
Who about having 2 uncles survive Pearl Harbor with dad joining Navy volunteer for underwater demolition team UDT member. I was raised by trained killer, in organization UDT where seals originated from. My brother was plane captain for F-4 fighter jet on Enterprise aircraft carrier.
Brilliant.
she is delightful
you know he ain't getting honeypotted
😂 she's good
See what Don Shipley has to say about this 😂
Funny!
Too funny. Coffee filter, who hasn't been there? What if you don't drink coffee? Newspapers, junk mail last resort Kitty litter.
Paper towels. I'm former Army and a retired over-the-road driver. One of the things I learned on active duty was how to improvise. As an over-the-road driver that skill is good to have.
last resort kitty litter? 🤣😂😵
That’s not how kitty litter works.
@@JohnFourtyTwo Tell me about it. I had to find out the hard way.
I guess he wasn't wearing socks...
She good.
Hooyah!! NAB
Coffee filter or your fingers , your choice .
Coffee filter? I thought that is what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? By the way, paper towels can be used as Coffee filters. Semper Fi.
Not Kentucky 😂
Bettern’ socks!
I'm even going to ask.🤣😂
Not a bad idea indeed!
If my sister said I was hotter than whatever I think my skin would crawl.
Ya. I'd puke. 🤢
Every girl I've ever known that had a cute brother was as proud of him as if she'd given him birth. She obviously is proud of her brother and was just trying to get laughs by being outrageous.
@@crossnthistle Not a good way to get laughs. Ick.
...waiting for the comedy. Maybe it was better live.
Delivery wasn't bad, jokes were
😂😂😂😂
Lordy lordy
If that’s one thing they test for in SO selection is lateral thinking.
I sort of knew somebody who became a SEAL. He wasn't dumb though. And I don't know what he did.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean hell, it isn't a bad substitute. Durable, disposable, not overly rough, and not particularly expensive. Lotta worse choices
That's funny...
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Sweet.
You know how you can tell a SEAL?
Trick question. Within five minutes he'll tell you all about it.
Seriously, the only difference between a SEAL and fighter pilot is the swim fins.
Funny, but not true.
Just look for the tattoo
Better question is how do you tell the difference between a SEAL and a diver in a bar. The SEAL will be quietly drinking his beverage of choice and the diver will be bragging to everyone about being a SEAL with one sea story after another. OPSEC people OPSEC, SEALs don’t talk about their job like that.
@ they are too busy writing books.😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
She is good
Hooah
What sets her apart from any other women kentucky? I heard this same story with same cadence everytime i stopped at a buckees.
You know this is 'uns a bot because there's a grand total of two buckees in Kentucky.
I am one of the two men.
Oh oord
Funny👍🏻
Read the tag line, clicked on it, and thought 🤔this is gonna be funny. Well, i got to the end...
How dare she be so antisemitic! I feel for you!
Seal or SEAL ?
When does the comedy start?
When you look in the mirror.
@@declamatory I'm surely funnier than this woman.
Female conservative comedian. Loooong hard road ahead.
@@stevesmith9447 I don't care about political views, she just wasn't funny.
I thought the redneck comedy routine dried up years ago but apparently some people are trying to give it a go.
Is this a comic the day the laughter stopped
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😂😂😂❤😂😂😂
Coffee filter 🤔
Pro Tip. How resourceful is this. You can get really nice, unbleached organic coffee filters cheap. I'm putting some on my list.
It does absorb some water, but it would probably clog the pipes over time. Toilet paper breaks down in the pipes.
@@michellebarnhill5130 toilet paper is cheaper than coffee filter ... and kinder to your bum
@@Diaphat Im thinking more about cleaning hands, feet ect. Good to have in an emergency
@@rayjack but I am not bringing a roll of TP when I'm going 🎣 or in the greenhouses with plants. Just thinking about other places to use them
My brother is Jesus . How about that ?
🤣👍
She is clearly a liar, when Navy SEAL finishes training they lose like 20-30% of their weight going in.
That's what I heard about Basic Combat Training. I started at 122 pounds and graduated at 130 pounds.
I went into boot camp at 165 and came out at 180. Muscle weighs more than fat.
For thin trainees, normally graduate heavier due to building muscle mass. Heavier trainees will go lean with muscles. I went in 133lbs and graduated at 145lbs.
In boot camp that’s true but in programs like SEAL and other intense programs you put on muscle weight that weighs more like others here have mentioned.
Even when people are trying to lose weight and they’re working out they’ll get frustrated when they stop losing weight and start putting it back on but they’re not getting fat. They have to be reminded they’re actually growing muscle at the expense of burning fat and it’s normal.
I'd have used my undies
Sock. Then dumpster while fishing
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Nice stories... Was looking for comedy though...
Go look in a mirror, then.
...took the words out of my mouth
Hahaha. You're hilarious. Found the comedian.
@@s.d.1857 to be honest. She wasn't funny. And trust and believe. There are hilarious female comedians. She just isn't one.
@@Tokyoghoul4life Agreed 💯 she probably found some redneck albums by Jeff Worthy or Bill Engvall and thought she could do the same thing.
I’m 57 and from Mississippi and don’t find her funny and I don’t I like her accent either. She reminds me of the loud southern women to avoid because they’re nothing but trouble.
not too funnie
The most blatant act knock off ever.
She might as well change her name to "Leanne Morgan Wannabe"
I'm so tired of Southern comedians promoting the untrue rumors of life in the South,
They poke fun at those stereotypes which makes people see just how ridiculous they really are.
I'm from the south and I find it funny. It's obvious that they're making jokes and not being serious.
There's a huge difference between this lady's routine and Larry the cable guy's, for example. He's not even a southerner, he's from Nebraska. His entire routine is mocking a group he isn't a part of.
haha... not
A shame it‘s dry bar. A few drinks might actually make this at least a little funny.
Not funny
Well, maybe you aren't, but, surely, you mom laughs at you.