I can believe the SEAL story about having to improvise the TP. When I was in the Air Force I dealt with a company that supplied silenced .22 caliber pistols to our special operators. The owner told me on one occasion he was demonstrating his products to a SEAL team in the desert and was asked if there was any way to make the silencer even quieter than it was. He said they could squirt a bit of gel or water into the muzzle. The SEALs didn't want to waste their drinking water in the dry environment, so they asked if they could use urine instead. He didn't know, so the SEALs decided to find out. When I asked Lynn how the demo went, he replied, "It worked, but have you ever smelled burnt pee? It stinks to high heavens." SEALS are ever resourceful.
I remember on a camping trip with a bunch of college types, as we were leaving we were going to drown the campfire to be sure it was out. A few of the guys said, "let's just pee in it instead of wasting water." I knew that was a bad idea but they did it anyway, and I kept my distance. Yep, as expected, it smelled really really bad!
😂❤ Uncle was a seal, when we visited him in Alaska he gave us every weapon under the sun and warned us; "everything out here wants to eat you" 😅 we then carried a small armory of America's best weaponry across the entire state.... you had mag check before pitstops in the woods 😂
My niece told her dad after her first summer of owning her first home, that she must have had some special kind of grass seed that grows to the perfect height and no further on her lawn. It never needed mowing. She didn't realize is that Daddy came over every week just to mow her yard because he was afraid she would hurt herself doing it. Now that's a sweet papa.
During Covid a friend of mine who moved up here from New Zealand got tired of the TP shortage, bought paper towel rolls and cut them in half on his band saw. Wife was not enthralled but it worked.
I'm from Ky myself and was born in San Diego. My Dad was Navy. He always told me the Seals he met were about a half a bubble off...lol. He didn't mean that in a bad way, they are just different. I guess you have to be to do that job.
The sad thing is when he runs out of coffee filters to actually make coffee he'll use the tp and won't make the connection, only focus on the task at hand to make coffee.
I had a friend once who went to her boyfriend's house for the first time and asked him where the toilet paper was. He said on the back of the toilet. When she turned around, there was a huge stack of: Coffee filters! Male minds think alike!🤣🤣
Coffee filters can be used like that…. It does make the coffee quite bitter though… (don’t blame me it’s that TERRY SULLIVAN guy making me like this) and we love him!!
@@jfs7327 ROFL!! EWWW! I must say though, it's better than accidentally using poison ivy or poison oak leaves! I would take a coffee filter over those any day. Still, if I have a choice, I'm sticking with Charmin. And I don't squeeze it unless I'm in the store near people old enough to remember that commercial.🤣😂 BTW, I'm married to a Terry.
When I was a Master at Arms on the ship, we used to get the BUDS dropouts in the Deck Division (Boatswains Mates). They weren't the sharpest tools in the shed!
You don't need a brain to be a deck ape. I used to steam with the boatswain in port and everywhere we went all his guys loved him. Never had to worry about a thing.
i’ll sleep easy tonight knowing that your brother who’s guarding the wall for us is incapable of being distracted when he’s on mission. I mean, if you can figure out a way out of the pickle that is being stranded on the toilet, that’s focus
Hotter than fish grease LOL Also, Canadian x-tanker etc.. when I got my first place off base, I knew enough to buy groceries and such INCLUDING toilet paper!! 😉 I knew enough it didn't "grow on the roll" LOL
i have a relative that is a seal and *before* he went to bud/s i asked him what they do when they are in the middle of an evolution and have to crap and he said, "you have to sprint ahead of your boat team and do it real quick and get back in place." well, *after* he was in bud/s for some weeks i asked him (on the phone) if that was the case he said they just had to go while doing whatever they were doing. makes sense why the instructors are sending them in the water so often. another reason they don't think of buying toilet paper. :)
You've obviously never been to BUDS. Those guys run in sand wearing boots the equivalent of a marathon from Key West to NY city. They're in such good shape by the end of it they deliberately piss off the Black Hats when going to airborne school just so they can punish the rest of airborne candidates just for fun !!!!
Pro tip… if you experience a tp shortage just utilize the reverse, forward leaning, cheek spread, shower bidet. Works perfect. Kentuckians are crazy. (Said this Paducah boy)
Like her she's funny. Never wanted to ve any type of special forces. I was tank driver in the cavalry. The Rangers in Reforger 83. Crawled on my tank 1 night. Asked what the gell do you guys want. Was told we were the wrong unit. Did take the dive test in the Navy wanted to be a fleet diver. Room mate took the test to be a Seal. Anyone that's any type of special forces. My hat is off to you.
My cousin's kid is a Seal. I watched him and his brother when they were about 7 beat the S out of each other and throw one another across tables. I thought he was off.
Who about having 2 uncles survive Pearl Harbor with dad joining Navy volunteer for underwater demolition team UDT member. I was raised by trained killer, in organization UDT where seals originated from. My brother was plane captain for F-4 fighter jet on Enterprise aircraft carrier.
My nephew is in the Naval Special Forces, he as well is 6’4”, he’s on the explosive side of things, their group is called Explosive Ordinance Disposal, Mobile Unit Twelve, nicknamed (The Dirty Dozen), I told a Seal what he does and he shook, and that’s not for him! They keep bombs from exploding, and make bombs to explode, underwater mines, enemy ships and so on and on! They’re explosive technicians, they disarm and make every bomb known to mankind, they’re conventional, biological, chemical and of course, nuclear weapons! The one thing to mention, they’re on call 24/7, he can’t tell his wife were he is going or doing, he just came back from Poland, training troops, in the Eastern European, theater of war, and other things he can’t tell us about.
@@mikehawkins3136Neice's hubby was assigned to propulsion on board a Trident Nuclear Submarine USS Alabama, there was generic info their wives could share on social media but then their is off limits info the Navy prefers to keep wrapped. Like the sub's location destination. 1 of the wives is assigned sweeps of social media in fact. She said a country name--that doesn't sound like a secret give away. Ie; the whole world knows where the Trident sub's home port location is, but then again the amount of heavy security I saw first person during a Trident 'family sub tour' means it's safe
Having 2 brothers in the military, I get it. 1-usmc, was def born a jar head! At 7 through the rest of his life everything must be neat, tidy, spotless, bounce a quarter off the bed….before he went to school. lol. The other one, is still a cut-up! Idk how he made it 20yrs,lol. But the both retired…just the jar head went the extra…warrant officer 26yr. Said he planned to do 30, but the kids coming in now….said he couldn’t do this ‘soft’ military crap.
Coffee filter? I thought that is what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? By the way, paper towels can be used as Coffee filters. Semper Fi.
If you spend a few thousand hours, over multiple years obviously, running xc in the forest, you will have to come up with TP substitutes. Just slightly damp moss us probably the best option, works like wet wipes.
when youve met or known enough special forces, you say to yourself "Yeah, that tracks". there isn't a member of Alphabit soup I haven't met and they are almost all like this.
'Three other girls asked me the same thing, this place has crap customer service.' That slayed me. :)
I can believe the SEAL story about having to improvise the TP. When I was in the Air Force I dealt with a company that supplied silenced .22 caliber pistols to our special operators. The owner told me on one occasion he was demonstrating his products to a SEAL team in the desert and was asked if there was any way to make the silencer even quieter than it was. He said they could squirt a bit of gel or water into the muzzle. The SEALs didn't want to waste their drinking water in the dry environment, so they asked if they could use urine instead. He didn't know, so the SEALs decided to find out. When I asked Lynn how the demo went, he replied, "It worked, but have you ever smelled burnt pee? It stinks to high heavens." SEALS are ever resourceful.
I remember on a camping trip with a bunch of college types, as we were leaving we were going to drown the campfire to be sure it was out. A few of the guys said, "let's just pee in it instead of wasting water." I knew that was a bad idea but they did it anyway, and I kept my distance. Yep, as expected, it smelled really really bad!
@@jimmyboy131 Ditto. 😁
@@jimmyboy131 Ditto, only in the BSA.
@@Paladin1873 or they just **wanted** to pee on their pistols?? Jokes aside, thanks for your service 🙏😂🥰🌈❤
Isnt that stuff usually a bit a bit corrosive too?
Just once in my life, I'd like to be referred to as hotter than fish grease.
😂
😂
Avid Readers are hotter than fish grease.
@Avid_Reader 🔥🔥😂💪💖
Avid Reader you're hotter than fish grease!
"It's legal in Kentucky." I almost died.
Her “little LA girl” impersonation…so good!!!
Yes cause she is a grade A Karen as well!!
Good sister, good brother, GREAT AMERICANS. Thank you for supporting your brother and thank your brother for protecting us.
A. She's not funny
B. She insults her brother repeatedly but she a woman so that's OK
C. She's not a good woman.
As a retired Marine, I can relate to this.
😂❤ Uncle was a seal, when we visited him in Alaska he gave us every weapon under the sun and warned us; "everything out here wants to eat you" 😅 we then carried a small armory of America's best weaponry across the entire state....
you had mag check before pitstops in the woods 😂
Got a regular knuckle dragging uneducated fear of the world.
Continuing to make our mountains proud! We love you Trish! ❤
Hilarious 😂!!!!!! As a veteran (not a Seal. Not tough or crazy enough) the whole first apartment thing is so true!!!
I passed the initial screening. Blew my knee out on the next tests. Most respect to those that made the grade.
My niece told her dad after her first summer of owning her first home, that she must have had some special kind of grass seed that grows to the perfect height and no further on her lawn. It never needed mowing.
She didn't realize is that Daddy came over every week just to mow her yard because he was afraid she would hurt herself doing it.
Now that's a sweet papa.
During Covid a friend of mine who moved up here from New Zealand got tired of the TP shortage, bought paper towel rolls and cut them in half on his band saw.
Wife was not enthralled but it worked.
After a land nav exercise and having to use relieve myself in the woods... never left hone without packs of baby wipes
We were sent for two months to northern Kuwait back in 03. One guy in our hospital would not shower, just used baby wipes every day.
Baby wipes are for the after party/next morn when the only beer, you can find is bud.....always got the shits from bud....
🤣OMG! Loved the toilet paper story!🤣
Anyone who has ever gone on a field exercise knows that at least one person in the unit will come back with less than half a t-shirt.
His aloofness makes those girls at the bar want to try harder 🤣🤣
Coffee filter is a good idea. Just... getting from the toilet to the kitchen while needing that filter is going to be the real mission.
I'm from Ky myself and was born in San Diego. My Dad was Navy. He always told me the Seals he met were about a half a bubble off...lol. He didn't mean that in a bad way, they are just different. I guess you have to be to do that job.
If you're born in San Diego you are from San Diego.
Hey, he remembered the coffee filters
He used a coffee filter as tp
@@charlescarmichael1124 Mental note- never drink coffee at a SEAL's place.
I thought that's what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? Semper Fi.
Adapt, improvise, overcome...
The sad thing is when he runs out of coffee filters to actually make coffee he'll use the tp and won't make the connection, only focus on the task at hand to make coffee.
She is good, thanks for the giggles.
That Kentucky joke at the beginning captured my attention.
Andshe seemed kinda jealous of the "bouncing" girl.
It caught my attention too 😅😅😅😂😂
@@bluemushrooms6848no she wasn’t.😊
I had a friend once who went to her boyfriend's house for the first time and asked him where the toilet paper was. He said on the back of the toilet. When she turned around, there was a huge stack of: Coffee filters! Male minds think alike!🤣🤣
Coffee filters can cause clogging
Coffee filters can be used like that….
It does make the coffee quite bitter though… (don’t blame me it’s that TERRY SULLIVAN guy making me like this) and we love him!!
@@jfs7327 ROFL!! EWWW! I must say though, it's better than accidentally using poison ivy or poison oak leaves! I would take a coffee filter over those any day. Still, if I have a choice, I'm sticking with Charmin. And I don't squeeze it unless I'm in the store near people old enough to remember that commercial.🤣😂 BTW, I'm married to a Terry.
Coffee filter 😂😂😂😂😂OOH RAH. That's that portable John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough and don't take ISH.
This place has crap customer service 😅
Half the crowd didn't get it 🤣
Too "innocent" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did she say "he ain't gettin distracted by a whole lot ?" or "by a ho lot ?" Was that part of the joke ?
You would have to hit me with a brick before I would get the hint. UK shyness 🤷♂️
If asking for a napkin is hitting on someone I must be swimming in it without even knowing it.
It’s not the asking for the napkin, it’s how she was asking for the napkin.
Its not if you are a waiter.
Coffee Filters are Ok TP, but to stay fresh : Dryer Sheets.
Snuggles are the BEST.
Both do an epic job of not dissolving in the plumbing and causing massively clogged pipes. Gonna need a plumber if you do that on the regular. $$$
paper towels won't destroy the coffee flavor like a dryer sheet
That's funny
Wait… coffee filter? The shower is right there! It’s a box made for cleaning you.
Your story about your brother's sleep mask is my absolute favorite!! ❤❤
Frat houses left phone books in the bathrooms. Several!! Who needed toilet paper😂
The phone book was softer than catalogs at least, On a farm in the outhouse…..lol
My son called me up with the same problem when he moved cross country to CA. So funny
Loved this! Start to finish! Hilarious!! Wish both of them nothing but success!!
"Coffee filter"!
Of course!!!!
🤣😂😅
That's so me! Except for being 6ft4 and a seal
I'll bet he was thinking of his socks until he found the coffee filters. 😂
Coffee filter - improvise adapt overcome 😂
Yeah make sure you turn up at the right place in time and brought at least most of your gear then improvise adapt and overcome 😂
When I was a Master at Arms on the ship, we used to get the BUDS dropouts in the Deck Division (Boatswains Mates). They weren't the sharpest tools in the shed!
BMs typically aren't.
You don't need a brain to be a deck ape. I used to steam with the boatswain in port and everywhere we went all his guys loved him. Never had to worry about a thing.
...Coffee filter... Improvise, adapt, overcome...
Roll of paper towels cut in half. Now you have two rolls.
That was hilarious! Laughed my a** off!
i’ll sleep easy tonight knowing that your brother who’s guarding the wall for us is incapable of being distracted when he’s on mission. I mean, if you can figure out a way out of the pickle that is being stranded on the toilet, that’s focus
I'm 6'4" and I failed to figure out that a few ladies were hitting on me until I had killed the mood. 😢
short Marine here, youre welcome to hand them over to me lmaoooo
There is an old old saying that goes "is he a fighter or a lover?" that we seem to have full on forgotten.
She's wearing the hell out of those jeans
I wasn’t sure if I should click on this one. I’m glad I did. Coffee filter. Gotta write that down.
I know two guys like this - best buddies, head turning good looking. Never thought the girls were flirting with them 😂
US Navy tip, been underway and supply ordered coffee filters instead of toilet paper. Just don't flush them.
Thats why alot of us keep baby wipes around too lol
I hear that, in Kentucky, it's legal that if a married couple get divorced they can still stay Brother and Sister!
That LA girl impersonation was spot on 😂
God bless all our SEALS 🙏✝️🇺🇸❤️
Hotter than fish grease LOL Also, Canadian x-tanker etc.. when I got my first place off base, I knew enough to buy groceries and such INCLUDING toilet paper!! 😉 I knew enough it didn't "grow on the roll" LOL
Boys
If you down to coffee filters
At least tear it in half so it doesn't plug your pipes......don't ask me how i figured that out
i have a relative that is a seal and *before* he went to bud/s i asked him what they do when they are in the middle of an evolution and have to crap and he said, "you have to sprint ahead of your boat team and do it real quick and get back in place." well, *after* he was in bud/s for some weeks i asked him (on the phone) if that was the case he said they just had to go while doing whatever they were doing. makes sense why the instructors are sending them in the water so often. another reason they don't think of buying toilet paper. :)
Country hips.
That woman has them!
They're only found around here!
When she relayed his "coffee filter," my first thought was "Great idea." FYI' former Batt Scrolled Army Ranger...
Toilet paper, you're a Seal, improvise. 😄😅🤣
He did whatever he could find. Although I love the comedy
Good chunk of material and very good delivery.
For Christmas you should get him a beach ball, a sand bucket, and can of sardines. They use it for SEAL Training. 😂😳
You've obviously never been to BUDS. Those guys run in sand wearing boots the equivalent of a marathon from Key West to NY city. They're in such good shape by the end of it they deliberately piss off the Black Hats when going to airborne school just so they can punish the rest of airborne candidates just for fun !!!!
She aint lying ive had to use the tops out of my socks before…
She's a hoot😂❤
OMG I miss seeing her on TV! Way to go Trish! Well done!!!
Well “Bless his heart”.
Improvise, adapt, overcome! HOOYAH 🇺🇸⚓️🔱
That was funny bit !! I loved it .
A good refreshing female comic !!
HILARIOUS
Great story ! More please ! 👍 ❤
Never met her brother, but I get the feeling we'd get along like peanut butter and ladies.
Pro tip… if you experience a tp shortage just utilize the reverse, forward leaning, cheek spread, shower bidet.
Works perfect.
Kentuckians are crazy.
(Said this Paducah boy)
SUPREME Pancake, no butter. 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
Wicked funny!😂
Like her she's funny. Never wanted to ve any type of special forces. I was tank driver in the cavalry. The Rangers in Reforger 83. Crawled on my tank 1 night. Asked what the gell do you guys want. Was told we were the wrong unit. Did take the dive test in the Navy wanted to be a fleet diver. Room mate took the test to be a Seal. Anyone that's any type of special forces. My hat is off to you.
I know a guy who used a sock on a ruck march... 😂
Newspaper boy never made the rounds I 'm guessing.😂😂
Drank with a few seals when I was station in Nevada….Fallon….look it up😂 all three of us puked that night. If you know you
Know
WOOHOO NAVY SEAL. How very cool.
She's funny! Love her stories! 😂💜
I thought he was a Navy SEAL He can go without toilet paper.
I've used coffee filters before, lol
😂 She's a funny lady 😅!!
No toilet paper? Improvise and overcome!
Strong 💪 accent. Funny 😁
See what Don Shipley has to say about this 😂
😂 thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
My cousin's kid is a Seal. I watched him and his brother when they were about 7 beat the S out of each other and throw one another across tables. I thought he was off.
Who about having 2 uncles survive Pearl Harbor with dad joining Navy volunteer for underwater demolition team UDT member. I was raised by trained killer, in organization UDT where seals originated from. My brother was plane captain for F-4 fighter jet on Enterprise aircraft carrier.
I guess you win...
My nephew is in the Naval Special Forces, he as well is 6’4”, he’s on the explosive side of things, their group is called Explosive Ordinance Disposal, Mobile Unit Twelve, nicknamed (The Dirty Dozen), I told a Seal what he does and he shook, and that’s not for him!
They keep bombs from exploding, and make bombs to explode, underwater mines, enemy ships and so on and on!
They’re explosive technicians, they disarm and make every bomb known to mankind, they’re conventional, biological, chemical and of course, nuclear weapons!
The one thing to mention, they’re on call 24/7, he can’t tell his wife were he is going or doing, he just came back from Poland, training troops, in the Eastern European, theater of war, and other things he can’t tell us about.
OPSEC
I dunno, EOD guys aren't that cool cause they aren't responsible for anything, if something goes wrong it's just not their problem anymore
@060494andrew thanks for sharing, lots of love & respect to your nephew & his team 🥰🌈❤❤🔥🔥💖✨
If he can’t tell how do you know he went to Poland? 😂
@@mikehawkins3136Neice's hubby was assigned to propulsion on board a Trident Nuclear Submarine USS Alabama, there was generic info their wives could share on social media but then their is off limits info the Navy prefers to keep wrapped. Like the sub's location destination. 1 of the wives is assigned sweeps of social media in fact. She said a country name--that doesn't sound like a secret give away. Ie; the whole world knows where the Trident sub's home port location is, but then again the amount of heavy security I saw first person during a Trident 'family sub tour' means it's safe
Definitely a pro tip
them seal in-training boyz love them filipinas and latino honeys in southern cali
Gold!
shout out to the trident, hoooorah!!!!! By the way it's called BUDS training or school.
Having 2 brothers in the military, I get it. 1-usmc, was def born a jar head! At 7 through the rest of his life everything must be neat, tidy, spotless, bounce a quarter off the bed….before he went to school. lol. The other one, is still a cut-up! Idk how he made it 20yrs,lol. But the both retired…just the jar head went the extra…warrant officer 26yr. Said he planned to do 30, but the kids coming in now….said he couldn’t do this ‘soft’ military crap.
Adapt and overcome..
Coffee filter? I thought that is what paper towels were for. Or is that a Marine Corps thing? By the way, paper towels can be used as Coffee filters. Semper Fi.
If you spend a few thousand hours, over multiple years obviously, running xc in the forest, you will have to come up with TP substitutes. Just slightly damp moss us probably the best option, works like wet wipes.
One of my 4 sons had to use coffee filters once.
Brilliant.
when youve met or known enough special forces, you say to yourself "Yeah, that tracks". there isn't a member of Alphabit soup I haven't met and they are almost all like this.
Coffee filters eh? Was that with, or without the coffee grounds?🥴
she is delightful
She good.
Ooh-rah ... team II.
Now even relatives are trying to cash in on the SEAL thing!?
Lmao!