10 Games I'm Embarrassed to Own!

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @NESADDICT
    @NESADDICT 2 місяці тому +5

    I really enjoy your story telling during these videos. Keep it up!

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      I'm glad you enjoy it!

  • @jonraymondchua2388
    @jonraymondchua2388 2 місяці тому +7

    How about 10 games you thought were bad, but were really good? Got notified and clicked immediately 😂 Takeshi's Castle was also a weekly show in our country that was so funny... Memories

    • @Scribblerjohnny
      @Scribblerjohnny 2 місяці тому +1

      I was very pleasantly surprised by The Haunted Mansion on GameCube, for whatever it's worth.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      Added to the list!

  • @valetboy21
    @valetboy21 2 місяці тому +3

    Atari 2600: Kool Aid Man I was kind of stupid early in my gaming life
    Colecovision: The Smurfs the cartoon would be on for hours on Saturday mornings but this game was awful
    NES: Spelunker There is no such thing as falling to a lower platform in the game you just die from the smallest change in height
    Genesis: Warrior of Rome 2: Winning a level takes forever, movement is painfully slow, and the way the units attack looks like they are humping the buildings

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      Oof. Seems like all rough times!

  • @greenmachine5487
    @greenmachine5487 2 місяці тому +3

    I own Sesame Street 123 for the NES. Never played it, it was in a box of games I aquired.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      It's actually not bad lol.

  • @andyauthor2007
    @andyauthor2007 2 місяці тому +3

    I admit to owning several games in the Shantae series. I also admit to owning Caladrius Blaze. The Shantae games are great and I highly recommend them, except for The Pirate's Curse. I DID beat that game, but the last level and the final boss make me say "please, I don't ever want to have to do that again." But Caladrius Blaze sucks and it is EXTREMELY overrated.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      I've heard things about Caladrius Blaze, it's usually mixed. I'd be interested in at least checking it out.

  • @DongCorleone
    @DongCorleone 2 місяці тому +2

    A fine public service announcement about the dangers of bad games. Can lead to alcoholism and violent uncontrollable rages targeted at your console. If you or anyone you know needs help, please refer to the top 10 games.🤣🤣🤣 You've helped alot of people here today. Good video as always sir. Cheers

  • @erneststackhouse1133
    @erneststackhouse1133 2 місяці тому +2

    i'm not embarrassed to have it, but my kids hate it when i play it & to make matters worse i only play it when there teenage friends are over. That is "Race with Ryan" on the PS4. i enjoy racing games & this one isn't that challenging, but since my kids hate when i play it...i play it a lot. Probably more than i should! Ha-Ha! Ever since i watched "Zombieland" i can not play Zombie games without wanting a dang Twinkie. i tried not playing for awhile & went back to it, but...i still want a damn Twinkie. i guess eating a Twinkie & playing zombie video games are a thing now.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      I can't imagine a better snack for gaming :P

  • @erichgeoppinger7112
    @erichgeoppinger7112 2 місяці тому +2

    CDi was designed more for educational software than games. they made a fair amount of decent games, but yeah, you have to be careful when just grabbing "games" at random for the system as there is so much educational ware

  • @UltimateGamerCC
    @UltimateGamerCC 2 місяці тому +3

    10 Games with Food that you want to Eat, example: Wall Porkchop from Castlevania.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      added to the list!

    • @necrogenesis1981
      @necrogenesis1981 2 місяці тому

      Everything in Earthbound even though you can't actually see it.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      Pans out for me lmao.

  • @punkloser1465
    @punkloser1465 2 місяці тому +3

    Yo Noid for the NES. It was one of my first video games, but apparently, a lot of people trashed on it, which I was surprised about.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +2

      I've yet to play Yo noid.

  • @jamesreece9502
    @jamesreece9502 2 місяці тому +2

    Only your grandmother would love Superman 64?
    Strange grandmother!

  • @marcamico5254
    @marcamico5254 2 місяці тому +3

    Milons's secret castle on the NES was by far one of the worst games I've ever played next to Godzilla. Lol!

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +2

      Milon has its own...charm

    • @AyumuNarumi75
      @AyumuNarumi75 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't get why people hate on Milon's. Some of the bosses are hard, but it's a decent game.

  • @necrogenesis1981
    @necrogenesis1981 2 місяці тому +3

    The one game I’m most embarrassed to own is Mighty No. 9, and it’s for 2 reasons, first of all it sucks, but the worst part is I was suckered into paying $250 for the kickstarter.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      Oh jeez!

    • @necrogenesis1981
      @necrogenesis1981 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Fortefyre I forgot to mention, you know what's even worse? It's the fucking digital version so I can't even sell it.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      LMAO OH NOOO

  • @michaelbarley7399
    @michaelbarley7399 2 місяці тому +2

    There are good games, bad games, and games that you have never heard of. I always enjoy hearing your comedic take on games that I have never even heard of before. Would you consider doing an episode on obscure game developers that happened to give us unexpected treasures that should be part of our collection?

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah I could manage that. Added to the list!

  • @SuperAnyYes
    @SuperAnyYes 2 місяці тому +4

    I file Takeshi's Challenge under satire rather than kusoge but I wouldn't argue that it's not a shitty game

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah...Kusoge has it's own subculture right? Like in terms of how it's designed, it's purposefully represented as a shitty game.

  • @OldManSim
    @OldManSim 2 місяці тому +3

    YES!!!!!!! My Street made a list!!! Let's gooooo, it had purpose. Great video!

  • @scottdecowski4913
    @scottdecowski4913 2 місяці тому +2

    Spice World made the list of course! 😂 Great video sir! Loved the video idea & the video delivered. Could probably up to 30 games I'm embarrassed to own so don't be shy about doing a part 2

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      As I get them I'll update it:)

  • @billcook4768
    @billcook4768 2 місяці тому +4

    Just think, Apple convinced schools everywhere to buy Apple 2’s so kids could play such highky educational games as Lemonade Stand and Oregon Trail. A few other things happened, yada yada, and now they are a multi trillion dollar company. Don’t underestimate the importance of getting in schools.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      This is true!

    • @michaelbarley7399
      @michaelbarley7399 2 місяці тому

      @@billcook4768 Oregon Trail, Odell Lake, Number Munchers and Math Munchers were the Apple 2 games that I remember from elementary school. I actually bought them (except Odell Lake which I can't find) for the PC and still own them.

    • @michaelbarley7399
      @michaelbarley7399 2 місяці тому

      @@billcook4768 Funny thing is, even with dominance in schools in the 80's and 90's, Apple bottomed out in the late 90's and early 2000's. If not for the iPod and the iPhone, the electronics industry would be so much different today.

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 2 місяці тому +2

    Thinking about a dessert and not being able to have it? Easy. Think of burritos.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      BUT RASPBERRY TORTEEEEE

  • @clemont-ib6pl
    @clemont-ib6pl 2 місяці тому +6

    i own festers quest. im very embarressed

    • @NESADDICT
      @NESADDICT 2 місяці тому +3

      Come on! It’s not so bad 😂

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +2

      Fester's Quest isn't that bad, just nab a turbo controller lol.

    • @clemont-ib6pl
      @clemont-ib6pl 2 місяці тому

      @@Fortefyre i have an nes advantage lol

    • @evandenney8335
      @evandenney8335 2 місяці тому

      I have it but it's not my most shameful

    • @bigrudd9346
      @bigrudd9346 2 місяці тому

      Fester's Quest is easy ...just load up on keys. Lol. It does have a great soundtrack though.

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 2 місяці тому +2

    Seeing Virtual Hydlide made me laugh. But the only good Hydlide is Super Hydlide.

  • @UltimateGamerCC
    @UltimateGamerCC 2 місяці тому +1

    10:00 - small world! i also like Hydlide, i played the SEGA Genesis game on SEGA Channel and i kept interested since. havent gotten around to beating it yet, but last time i played it, i got pretty far along, had a Check Book and really good gear. ngl, as a kid the weight limit infuriated me, but as a man i came to understand why it's there, so you dont skip to the bestest gear that you can buy as soon as you get the coins to do so. you have to get STRONGER to equip heavy armor, makes sense.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      Hydlide gets a bad rep, I love it so much lmao.

  • @WizardoftheGhost
    @WizardoftheGhost 2 місяці тому +2

    10 games ur grandma would be able to realize is a videogame and not just tv without looking at ur hands

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      It's added to the list, I'll try my best.

  • @shigshug8581
    @shigshug8581 2 місяці тому +2

    I have a Wii

  • @efuntron
    @efuntron 2 місяці тому +1

    There’s a bookoff near me that had Takeshi’s challenge I was tempted to grab it but I passed lol.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      It's such a bad game lmao.

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike 2 місяці тому +1

    There's a level skip cheat in Superman 64. FYI. It isn't the only cheat for it, actually.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      You need them lmao.

    • @alanfike
      @alanfike 2 місяці тому

      @@Fortefyre Without a doubt. Gotta figure, with the ring missions I think they are trying to make the city look big where you could fly through it, which the N64 hardware couldn't do, but it only let you fly through the narrow pathway of those rings, ya know? I figure it was a compromise, a failure of a compromise that made the game tedious instead of fun. The controls were perhaps the biggest obstacle, though.
      Though there is an unsung Superman game where they got it right. Maybe someone with a capture card for a PS2 is gonna be the first to bring it to light. Superman: Shadow of Apokalips (they spell it weird, it's a villain) did everything right that Superman 64 got wrong. They didn't quite make the Arkham level Superman game that some of us fantasize about, but the difference from Superman 64 should be immediately obvious and I found it fun to play through. I'd still play it if PS2 weren't in that dark spot where it's a retro game that needs too much hardware, and a modern game that won't play on PS4.
      EDIT: Hah! Sonuvagun. Searching just here on UA-cam I found like two full playthroughs of this Shadow of Apokalips. Alright, well if people are playing it I don't know why it isn't getting more praise.

  • @m0ocow_love783
    @m0ocow_love783 2 місяці тому +1

    I love bad games and bad movies, my suspension of disbelief is strong. My favorite bad game I still own is WET on the Xbox360. Not sure why I enjoy it but it is what it is 😅

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      I haven't even heard of that haha.

  • @Blueniter
    @Blueniter 2 місяці тому

    I know one idea you could do, top 10 favorite gaming movies of all time.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      I'll add it to the list, but fair warning, that might be tough because of copyright stuff. Film folks don't mess around with copyright striking channels. I'll try to make it work though.

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 2 місяці тому +1

    You should have bought Plumbers Don’t Wear Neckties just to meme it.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      I should totally get that lmao.

  • @Riz2336
    @Riz2336 2 місяці тому +1

    For me in my collection probably Night Trap on Nintendo Switch. Cheesy FMV shit

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      Night Trap is a cult classic though.

  • @UltimateGamerCC
    @UltimateGamerCC 2 місяці тому +2

    END - dunno why you felt embarrassed to own that Strawberry Shortcake game, you're a dad with a little Gamer Girl, that's more her game than yours, so nobody should make fun of you for being a cool dad.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      This is a valid point!

  • @caleb8659
    @caleb8659 2 місяці тому +1

    Secret of Fortefyre

  • @jakeconer
    @jakeconer 2 місяці тому +1

    I think your the first guy who acknowledged Grey Matter existence. They might actually be the worst developers of all time. (Yes potentially worst them TierTex)

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      They are definitely up there for me as one of the worst.

  • @mikeburkhart8336
    @mikeburkhart8336 2 місяці тому +1

    There was a Spy vs. Spy game on NES,I liked the Mad Magazine comic,but the game was terrible. You basically went through a building putting traps down for no reason and there was no goal. I was embarrassed I bought this waste of chips game.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      Yep! It's an exercise in tedium.

  • @andrewkaye2108
    @andrewkaye2108 2 місяці тому +1

    " Boner fuel!" Lmao! Classic

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      It's true though :)

  • @newmula5045
    @newmula5045 2 місяці тому +1

    Perfect timing!!!

  • @Marc_Araujo
    @Marc_Araujo 2 місяці тому +1

    Yeah, Journey from Darkness: Strider Returns and the Cyber Shinobi are both somehow better games than all these.

  • @starofjustice1
    @starofjustice1 2 місяці тому +1

    You should, indeed, be embarrassed, for owning these.
    Be awesome, dude.

  • @DiabolikalRA
    @DiabolikalRA 2 місяці тому +2

    I had a crush on posh spice hahaha

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      A man of culture I see.

  • @conductorcammon
    @conductorcammon 2 місяці тому +1

    I own LULA 3D Adventure.....sigh

  • @mr.milehi9883
    @mr.milehi9883 2 місяці тому

    Rise music composer is not the guy from queen! This guy's from Australia and died not too long after that. One has an eye for Brian and the other guy has a why. Sadly, the music is the best part of the game and it still sucks.

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      It was Brian May from Queen :) So the way it worked, they were going to have a full album but it fell through due to EMI taking their time. If you listen closely you'll hear the intro for "The Dark" from his solo album Back to the Light.

  • @tyvulpintaur2732
    @tyvulpintaur2732 2 місяці тому +1

    Back To The Future and Back To The Future 2&3. Ugh....

  • @UstraMage
    @UstraMage 2 місяці тому +1

    I would say theres no game im embarrassed to know NOW, I used to own Ultraman on the SNES. Wow that games sucked and was just bad

  • @Retroman8000
    @Retroman8000 2 місяці тому +1

    Little mermaid
    Super hornio bros
    That's all

  • @lucrativesoundsent.1274
    @lucrativesoundsent.1274 2 місяці тому +1

    How bout 10 games you’re proud to own? An you can challenge yourself even more by doing 10 games you’re proud to own that people may otherwise think they’re bad?

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      Added to the list!

  • @toddmarsh1247
    @toddmarsh1247 2 місяці тому

    10 games that scared the Sh*t out of you. I.e…..Dino Crisis on the PS1

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому +1

      added to the list!

    • @toddmarsh1247
      @toddmarsh1247 2 місяці тому

      @@Fortefyre you are the man!!! Keep up the great videos!

  • @raymxslappedyall1891
    @raymxslappedyall1891 2 місяці тому +1

    No,it never ever sounds cool

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      What doesn't sound cool? Lol

    • @raymxslappedyall1891
      @raymxslappedyall1891 2 місяці тому +1

      Treasures of the Smithsonian edutainment​@@Fortefyre

    • @Fortefyre
      @Fortefyre  2 місяці тому

      Oh, absolutely lmao.