FUNCO TROPES | Troper Fails
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
- Do you smell what the tropes are cooking? Another lightning round of some the most cursed tropes on the Troper Tales archive. From Author Avatars to Badass Boasts, these are some of the funkiest tropes you'll ever hear about. We're also joined by another special guest: Al Miller!
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"San Francisco is the hotel california for lesbians" was a hell of a statement
"I wasn't afraid of a six-foot albino with a hunting knife bigger than my dick" was the original Blood Meridian subtitle until Cormac McCarthy was overruled by his publishers
"anthropomorphic personification of silence"
I'm pretty sure that's just long way of saying Finnish
Costant Loneness is the reason why you never see force ghosts in the star wars prequels, he's just constantly getting into hijinx where he runs into them, gets spooked, and then somehow permanently dispells them offscreen. Unfortunately his addiction to death sticks catches up to him between episodes 3 and 4, and he dies surrounded by his loving family.
I really wanna draw this particular combination of "and I'm a insert trope here" jokes together. Is troper fails fan art a thing?
If it’s not, time to make it a thing
It can b3 if you believe in yourself
manifest it yourself, make it a reality
Costant Loneness's newest adventure, in which he is captured by a group of lesbians and taken to the intergalactic prison-city of San Francisco, premieres tonight at 8/7 central,
"Isn't every entry in the Throper Tales Archive AuthorInsert?" _Technically_ no, because they sometimes write about how friends, family members or aquitances exemplify thropes; but most of them are
Authoradjacentinsert maybe ?
Constant Loneness extensively researches every video game he buys because he's afraid of getting bullied by money ghosts.
OoOoO I'm the ghost of the money you spend on this game
Constant Loneness is entirely bald except for a floor length braided rat tail at the back of his head. That’s it that’s the lore.
Not many people can say this, but I actually met Costant Loneness once. It was at the club last week. I was out with my friends before I started prepping for finals, and he was out by himself, apparently with no idea what to do. I bumped into him at one point, and he started unloading on me about how he really wishes he knew how to talk to girls. I was really weirded out, so I tried to cut him off by telling him to just start talking to girls in the club. In hindsight, I probably should have just told him to go home.
It wasn't another thirty minutes before I saw him stumbling over to a group of girls in one corner of the club, obviously drunk. He started talking to them, and he apparently said something that upset them. This barely registered for me before he started vomiting all over one of the girls. Then, a guy who I assume was the girl's boyfriend came from across the room to see what was up. I figured that was the end of it, but then the boyfriend punched Costant Loneness in the face, knocking him straight to the floor. Costant Loneness then proceeded to throw up, pee his pants, and start crying all at the same time. The last I saw of him was when the bouncers escorted him out of the club.
What a nerd.
Omfg that dude should have gone home.
Once I read a screenshot from the tvtropes forums of a guy getting unbelievably h-rny over a toy dog called "My Pal Violet" and it changed me forever
what
Buddy are you okay
I actually met costant loneness at the supermarket when he was shopping for wonder bread, but then the bread was possessed by ghosts and we had to fight them together.
The anthropomorphic personification of silence bit where it's just one person talking for hours to themselves is literally just people with autism. As a person with autism myself i too talk to myself around people for hours and also never talk in conversations that i'm in.
"life is meaningless I'm so sad and I'm gonna cry" "omg babe new troper fails video"
"If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair"
The flowers act as a shield so that you can leave without resistance
Costant Loneness once brought together and led an inter-dimensional team including Perseus, Alex Mason, Jake Sully, and whatever his name was in Terminator: Salvation. Their goal was to rival a separate team formed by the Human Torch, Captain America, Lucas Lee, Jensen, and Jake Wyler. Why, you may ask? Lucas Lee is dead and thus a ghost.
Costant Lonness overcomes the fear of ghosts by forming a difficult villains to lovers relationship with a ghost
I love how in the middle of his long list of action-movie victories that one guys brother listed, he just admits to having been hit by a bus
TV Tropes did well to ditch the Fetish Fuel page.
Costant Loneness is the one used the force to impregnate Shmi Skywalker.
Costant Loneness is my Author Avatar, too
8:15 Im normally a talkative person. But one day I was in a cafe and a man approahed me, and asked about my hat. He then proceeded to talk at me for 30 minutes in a ramble about nothing particular, and promptly left. This kind of "human" interaction is possible.
can confirm this happens, honestly whenever it happens to me I'm just glad someone decided to talk to me.
The balls guy just has nanomachines
Costant Loneness once messaged me with just a "Hi, how are you doing?" and I dunno what to do with that bc like.. that's not how u start your very first conversation with a person you've never talked to before.
“I want a little bit of monetization” Not if Chuck Wendig has anything to do about it
Costant loneness once got in a fight with the smoll cate and lost.
I mean I used to joke I was the personification of entropy because I'm really bad at organization.
“Another hard day at work at the corpse f**king factory” is such a good punchline
i honestly forgot you guys were the ones who gave me my current username until henry mentioned neurotypical kirby again
instructions unclear. costant loneness (re-spelled as costnt loness) now a character in my homestuck fan-comic, where he will be a ghost hunter troll who shoots lasers out of his eyes.
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Is it MORBIN TIME?
#MORBIUSSWEEP
I'M GONNA MORB
Oh no I've got morbed
Oh god the long s. *vietnam flashbacks to reading Chaucer in Brit lit*
Can't wait to see this episode!
This is a thing? Time to find out what FUNCO has to do with anything...
I’m terrified to see that
Worse than it sounds
Oh boy oh boy
Costant Loneness is the originator of all Villains origins. He's a primordial force dedicated to hunting down ghosts to such an extent that he invents villains by causing horrible things to happen to those people or encourages them to be awful, just so he has an excuse to hunt down ghosts. His opposite, his brother, is named Swift Devocean
Constant Loneness minted an NFT of themselves. It didn't sell.
Costant Loneness is a bucket. But not the bucket from the Stanley Parable
Costant Loneness is the only lesbian who managed to leave San Francisco
That’s why they’re so lonely.
The funny thing about the troper speaking with a mosquito is that mosquitoes are probably among the animals that humans will never be able to eradicate.
That's what I was thinking. Mosquitoes are like public enemy #1, if we could eradicate them we absolutely would
18:45
It really sounded like that troper was talkin abt a grimdark manga called Mai-chan's Daily Life, a guro comic abt an immortal maid and her sadistic owner that never shoulda seen the light of day and was peak "I'm so edgy I enjoy dark stuff" material for edgelords lmao
Bring Back Riverdale Roulette!
I don't even know what it was but I would still like to see it's return
That's a new one
Costant Loneness was born in a microwave.
release the slur cut, guso
4 TROPERS! OOOOH BABY
Costant Loness is such a powerful Sith that they where able to use the force to fuck all the amethysts in the galaxy, which turned into the sand on tattooine.
Anakin's greatest nemesis
Y'know who the 6 ft albino with a knife is? GRIFFIN INVISIBLEMAN FROM HIT BOOK THE INVISIBLE MAN BABYYYYYYYYYY
I thought this series ended. Great to see it still alive and kicking!
Coastin' Lone Ness is just the Loch Ness Monster.
babe come sit there's a new troper fails
16:00 Gus becomes Putin. When in ten years we'll get invasion on georgia, you've seen it here first.
I don't know what's going on with the guest audio here but I can't hear a word Al is saying without getting my ears blasted by the guys every time they laugh. :') hopefully I'll remember to come back when I'm attentive enough to read the captions...
A big buff mosquito man? Sounds quite Buzzwole to me
As an ex Troper and someone who used to binge in the This Troper videos, Troper Fails gives me that cringe content that I missed. Except now I'm aware that these tales are just a mirror of a past self.
That mosquito? Buzzwole.
as a red head, can confirm, we don't exist.
Costant Lowness is a world class Riverdale Russian Roulette champ
12:38 an outfit almost exactly like that exists in my wardrobe. i don't own jeans so i usually wear a long skirt and i don't own a cap nor converse. i did go trough a shakesbeare phase, but i never tried talking in victorian english and grew out of it by age 12
I remember I made a comment a long time ago about Riverdale Roulette and one of you two responded on it! I'm proud to say I stand with "BRING BACK RIVERDALE ROULETTE!" #Bringbackrr
33:07 reminds me of the youtube video "manners" by justin kuritzkes, the potion seller guy (but mild warning for cissexism in the video)
"I dont know what they do where youre from, but in this town, we punch ourselves in the balls before we sit down to eat, okay?"
I know they're probably lying but how would you not know you were writing in Victorian English?
Ah yes the three genders: BuffySpeak, Lolspeak, and Shakespearaboo
Imagine mixing it all together into an incomprehensible string of letters
Constant Loneness burst through my window kicked my dog
Costant loneness has alived by elvis now she fights the phantom army
Bring back Riverdale Roulette!
...I have no idea what this content looks like, but I am onboard with bullying podcast personalities into producing niche content.
Bring Back Riverdale roulette!
Constant loneness is a jedi
coastal loneness
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We need more Less is Morgue!
21:10 I've seen people who might be down for Tetrax from Ben 10. He's a rock.
Oh lord, Funko Pops
WOO! I'm very excited for this!
As someone who is currently working in the shoe department at Nordstrom, an 8 US shoe size is not a 41 EU size. A 41 is like a 10, and an 8 is a 38
Aren’t UK sizes slightly different from EU sizes though?
Applying Troper Fails episode tropes to my everyday life part 11:
Antromorphic personification: I’m the antromorphic personification of hating billionaires
Antiquated Linguistics: Pass, pass, fucking pass
Anything that moves: There are people out there who think Freddy Krueger is attractive, there are PEOPLE OUT THERE-
Author Avatar: Tragically, I do have one, she’s my profile pic!
Badass Boasts: “Look at me. Look me dead in the eye. Do you know who I am? I am the girl who decided to write her own examples for each Troper Fails trope! Do you think that I would fear a bag of bones like you who never needed to think? Don’t make me laugh.” (I just came up with that)
Balls of steel: Pass, don’t have anything for it srry.
2:58 NOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT CANT BE!!
Bring back riverdale roulette!
i got summoned lmao 24:30
Did they ever do vitriolic best buds because that one might just be the worst one
The concept is okay but the execution…
D8
Edit: I mean thumbnail (Funco?)
fuck riverdale roulette bring back spongebob boyz
I just had a disturbing epiphany.
How many tropers and troper lingo would have been affected if Morbius came out in the late 2000s?
I cannot stop thinking about it
How easily Morbius could have become another weird tumblr sexyman back in the golden age of the website
People wearing Morbius t-shirts unironically in MySpace profile images while having too much eyeliner
I quake in my boots, for it would likely have happened.
Fanfics unironically shipping Morbius x Reader (and Justin Bieber was there)
The audio mixing is making it hard to hear everything properly without some voices being too loud.
Also bring back Riverdale roulette
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#tropes