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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @JulianDoe
    @JulianDoe 2 роки тому +265

    Timestamps
    0:00 The Shortest EFAP
    2:08 Drop Off
    4:20 Tom, Paramount + The Dark Universe
    6:58 DCEU
    7:36 Theories
    9:41 Where we were and what we’ll do
    13:13 What’s the joke?
    15:16 Act II Scene XIII - Zeus
    34:00 Act II Scene XIV - Fight & Deaths
    40:14 The Golden Blood In Your Face
    48:10 Lara, Laura + Lauren
    49:00 Movies, Culture + Rings
    51:57 Bizarre Scenes
    1:01:42 Valkyrie’s Arc
    1:03:01 Mauler’s Favourite Moment
    1:07:29 Act II Scene XVIII - The Shadow Realm
    1:12:37 Act II Scene XIX - The Effective Vines
    1:20:02 Act II Scene XX - Boss Fight
    1:24:44 Act II Scene XXI - Chilling out
    1:40:56 Act III Scene I - Thor vs Gorr
    1:44:11 Act III Scene II - Thor’s Army
    1:58:23 Act III Scene III - Mighty Thor vs Gorr
    2:14:16 Act III Scene IV - Destruction Of The Necrosword
    2:20:00 Act III Scene V - Eternity
    2:23:10 Act III Scene VI - Love, Death + Resurrection
    2:31:42 Act III Scene VII - New Asgaard
    2:35:34 Evaluation
    2:39:54 Ending + LOTR Trailer
    Note:
    1:27:10 Pegasus is the name of a specific winged horse from the Greek mythology associated, depending on the period, with Medusa and Perseus or Poseidon and Bellerophon. In Marvel comics, Valkyrie’s winged horse name is Aragon. On the other hand, in Norse mythology, Valkyrie is a race of women (so each one has her own name) and usually, they have horses that are capable to fly without wings. I hope this is helpful.

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey 2 роки тому +4

      If they do try a Dark Universe again I just want Tom Cruise to play Dracula but it's just him dressed as Lestat.
      Also sharkboy plays the Wolfman.
      And is it too late for Jackman to do Van Helsing again?

    • @terrarune
      @terrarune 2 роки тому +9

      You are just a treasure, man. Thank you so much for doing this.

    • @JulianDoe
      @JulianDoe 2 роки тому +1

      @@terrarune thank you

    • @JulianDoe
      @JulianDoe 2 роки тому +4

      @Celzabuu Jones thanks for the comment. I've done a little bit of digging and in the credits rolls, Thessa Thompson is always referred to as Valkyrie.

    • @darthbiscuit
      @darthbiscuit 2 роки тому +2

      MVP: Most Valueable Post
      thank you!

  • @TheNoonish
    @TheNoonish 2 роки тому +622

    EFAP's Thor Coverage saw a 62% drop-off in length in the second week, the most dramatic in EFAP history. The previous record was a 54% drop-off in length during their second week of Arcane Coverage. Thor: Love and Thunder continues to shatter records.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 2 роки тому +71

      And let's not even get started on the overpriced theme parks, EFAP is really haemorrhaging money since Jay Chapek took over from Jay Iger as manager....

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 2 роки тому +13

      LMFAO

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 роки тому +26

      @@benjamingrant5970 Jay and Silent Jay Get Kicked

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 2 роки тому +7

      It's disappointing..
      The film & The runtime...
      I was looking forward to hearing more.

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 роки тому +12

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND

  • @thefloridaman41
    @thefloridaman41 2 роки тому +501

    Remember when Valkyrie sold Thor into slavery and has never even close atoned for it… like she paid for her alcohol addiction by selling people to be murdered by Hulk. And that’s never been addressed really

    • @TheNoonish
      @TheNoonish 2 роки тому +139

      She was a miserable waste of a drunk after her people were slaughtered. Thor also turned into a miserable drunken waste after his people were slaughtered. One of these people is treated like a complete joke who doesn't deserve to rule.

    • @adrianoippolito1999
      @adrianoippolito1999 2 роки тому +92

      She also only turned to Thors side when he freed himself. She essentially only became good when it became convinient for her

    • @MegaMyown
      @MegaMyown 2 роки тому +47

      To everyone’s point, Kevin Feige did say that MCU phase 4 was gonna be the girl’s phase basically so women won’t be held accountable, they’ll always be the bestest at everything, they’ll be infallible, and character traits that are “toxic” in men is great and admirable in women. Hollywood’s idea of a strong woman just so happens to be the quintessential toxic male. And the only good men are weak, effeminate, submissive men who just take orders from the much smaller but way stronger and better fighter woman.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 2 роки тому +28

      @@TheNoonish Even Wanda still have people calling her out for what she did.
      Valkyrie has none.

    • @mister_john
      @mister_john 2 роки тому +2

      She helped defeat Hella and Thanos.

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 2 роки тому +170

    Friendly reminder that the post-credits card "Thor Will Return" came as a fucking surprise to Taika and Chris Hemsworth in the cinema. The MCU is so borked they don't even know if characters are supposed to keep going in the MCU

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 2 роки тому +3

      Wait, what?

    • @anthonysaylor8120
      @anthonysaylor8120 2 роки тому +40

      @@raaaaaaaaaam496 The quote from Taika on the subject of that end card:
      "Well, guess what? That was a surprise to me, too. I'm not joking. I saw it in the theater and I was like, 'Oh, s***. Really?' Even Chris was like, 'What?' But, of course he'll be back. He's the best character. I mean, I may be a little biased, but he's the most fun to watch."

    • @GamingGardeningAndLayingSiege
      @GamingGardeningAndLayingSiege 2 роки тому +10

      It's Gorbin' Time!

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 2 роки тому +8

      I suspect that was added specifically because Taika has gone on record saying that he will only return for one more film if Hemsworth also returns, so the MCU is trying to forcibly make sure that Hemsworth stays.

    • @burn3627
      @burn3627 2 роки тому +18

      Thor will return. They never said Chris will return. Since thor is just a title now, maybe mighty Thor returns or beta ray thor, or throg

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 2 роки тому +295

    My theory is Christian Bale started acting the role straight like in the prologue, but as the filming and reshoots went on he slowly realized how shit the film was and tried to adjust his acting to match the weird weirdass goofy tone. Edited all together we end up with a chaotic mess of different versions of the character from scene to scene.
    THIS IS LITERALLY THE DIRECTOR'S JOB. To watch the actors like a hawk and make sure they're keeping a consistent thru-line. It just feels like Taika didn't give a fuck and I feel bad for Bale being neglected like that.

    • @astrocytes
      @astrocytes 2 роки тому +58

      I imagine Taiki as that one guy that keeps telling you to 'chill!' 'Don't be so serious' 'whats with all the long faces' when you're trying to bring something serious to his attention, only to explode and scream at people when he realises they're 6 months behind schedule 🙄

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 2 роки тому +24

      Hey,they had so much fun making the film though,if Tikitakawakimaki took seriously his job,it wouldn’t be as fun,like what do you expect him to do? DIE!?

    • @robinstrobbe4926
      @robinstrobbe4926 2 роки тому +16

      @OldAcc You mean that Taika asked to Bale "Why so serious?"

    • @larryfoulkeofficial8609
      @larryfoulkeofficial8609 2 роки тому +5

      @@italianspiderman5012 litteraly just got Italian spiderman on my recommended wtf

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 2 роки тому +11

      I suspect that it was actually a result of the film being cut down and hastily reshot. The film is exactly 1 hour and 59 minutes long and cost $250 million _excluding marketing;_ I haven't seen a runtime that close to 2 hours exactly and a budget that big on a film that isn't reflective of the budget since Justice League. My guess is that he acted the role straight in all the original footage, then the film got cut down and new material was inserted to bridge the gaps, and in the new material, he was told to be goofy to be more like the villain in Thor: Ragnarok.

  • @DuneStone6816
    @DuneStone6816 2 роки тому +190

    Something else that wasn't touched on: this film renders the sequel hooks from Endgame pointless. When I saw Endgame and saw Thor make Valkyrie "king" and leave with the Guardians, I just assumed, "Oh, they must have plans for these characters that require this setup. If they didn't have plans then Thor would just return to the throne." And yet, the film we have now doesn't do anything interesting with this setup. You could rewrite the film with Thor as king and the Guardians absent and the only significant thing you'd have to adjust is who gives the "Better to have loved and lost," advice.

    • @Necromancer4267
      @Necromancer4267 2 роки тому +26

      This absolutely would have been the case in any other Phase. Now the MCU is treated like Star Wars. No plan. The barest minimum of explanation when things have to be adjusted away from how they were previously set up. It's a fuckin mess.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 2 роки тому +39

      That seems to be a trend with Phase 4 now.
      Falcon honorably takes the shield and promises to do his best. Next thing he's in now he's giving up the shield.
      Wanda looking at peace in Endgame at Tony's funeral. Next thing she's in, psycho bitch who hasn't let go.
      Thor finding a new sense of purpose with the Guardians. Next thing he's in they essentially ditch him cause he's annoying.

    • @DuneStone6816
      @DuneStone6816 2 роки тому +2

      @@jcore0981 I don't think those are fair comparisons. Sam and Wanda having negative feelings come up later makes sense. Sam wouldn't want to seem ungrateful to Steve in the moment, and sometimes it takes a while to process feelings. And both their shows were predicated on the changes in their lives and how that affects them.
      A more apt comparison is the Doctor Strange movies. The first one has a stinger showing that Mordu wants to suck the magic out of other wizards, and the sequel barely acknowledges him and tells a completely unrelated story.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 2 роки тому +23

      @@DuneStone6816 The music and acting of that scene is absolutely telling the audience that Sam is honorably taking the shield. There was absolutely no inference that he was hesitant. We didn't even get a scene of him using thr shield and maybe failing or something to justify his reluctance. He just decides to give it up.

    • @wingedyaga2914
      @wingedyaga2914 2 роки тому +14

      Apparently, they planned for Guardians 3 before Love and Thunder. So when GotG 3 got pushed back they kept Love and Thunder where it was so now that hook is pointless. Though Thor could still pop back up in Guardians 3 and everyone just pretend Love and Thunder didn't happen.

  • @pennygirl015
    @pennygirl015 2 роки тому +146

    I think the best way to sum up phase 4 is “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?” Thank you for your time.

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 роки тому +17

      "What the hell is even that?!?" also works.

    • @pennygirl015
      @pennygirl015 2 роки тому +8

      @@EnsignRedshirtRicky Yes indeed, the most eloquent of words to describe this movie.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 роки тому +1

      Accurate

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 2 роки тому +1

      This applies to characters who we ALREADY know too. Lol

  • @fiz_underground
    @fiz_underground 2 роки тому +106

    Thor transforming the children was mandated by Feige, because the future for Marvel is in streaming. At any point in the future, someone can now be accepted as Thor based on a single line: "He granted me these powers." There can now be multiple "Thor's" on technically competing programs, and they can swap actors at will. This is true for Black Widow, who is not code named "Black Widow", anymore, but part of a network. Same with the variants of Loki, the juice of Black Panther, the gauntlets of Ms Marvel (there are others) and the ubiquity of Stark tech. None of it makes sense outside of the meta, because it's not intended to.

    • @TheL0ngbeard
      @TheL0ngbeard 2 роки тому +35

      Reading this an image came to my mind: It was the MCU composed of multiple Thors, Widows, Captains, Iron-Men all connected by insane nonsensical storylines into a Cronenbergian monster, with vague outlines of something that may once have been the characters we loved...

    • @fiz_underground
      @fiz_underground 2 роки тому +13

      @@TheL0ngbeard yep. this is the vision of the multiverse. actual competing production companies, and a fan base that won't recognize one another because they simply do not watch the same shows.

    • @VideaVice25
      @VideaVice25 2 роки тому

      @Knox2Don She's in Valhalla. They gave themselves the option to bring her ass back down the line.

    • @maeganm7517
      @maeganm7517 2 роки тому +4

      the "juice of Black Panther" 🤣 I'm dead.

  • @Praefectus95
    @Praefectus95 2 роки тому +111

    The only thing I could think of when Jane did her "Mighty Thor" thing was Tywin Lannister saying "Any man who must call himself Thor is no true Thor "

    • @jamesmcdonnell2455
      @jamesmcdonnell2455 2 роки тому +1

      But that line's so stupid

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 2 роки тому +1

      Takes off helmet "I am no man."

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Рік тому

      I see people cite that one so much for everything, they did it with captain america too haha
      But the context is different, and it's different to state a name versus wielding power in a monarchy

    • @Mankepanke
      @Mankepanke Рік тому

      Don't forget it's just a man's name, too. "My name Jane and I'm Mighty Richard". "Any man who must call himself Richard is no true Richard". It's just so stupid. I never started watching any marvel movies after Iron Man just because I'm still so upset over the character "Thor".

  • @itemwizardd
    @itemwizardd 2 роки тому +103

    The best response to Taiko saying "How much did I make at the box office?" is "You're right! You're almost as good as Transformers!"

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 2 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 2 роки тому +9

      @@Xeroph619 The crazy thing is all of them have made obscene amounts of money in the worldwide box office.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 2 роки тому

      All Transformers are objectively better in every way.

  • @jorgamund07
    @jorgamund07 2 роки тому +105

    2:01:26 Context for the Lady Thor bit:
    In 2014, when Jane Foster was going to be written in as mainline Thor in the comics, the writer went on The View to announce the change. (Thor Odinson was currently "unworthy" after developing doubts fighting Gorr the god-butcher, in a terribly written contrivance.)
    After explaining comics to 4 women who clearly didn't care, he declared "she's not going to be LADY THOR, or Ms Thor, or Female Thor; she is fully Mighty Thor!"
    The point is to tell comics fans that she wasn't just a side character, or an alternate universe gimmick, or any other ways that comics traditionally did these kinds of switcharounds without messing with canon. The writer wanted to steal the mantle of Thor and give it to a woman... even though Thor is not a mantle. Others had held Mjollner before, and there were routes to do these kinds of stories without wrecking the rules; but they weren't interested in having a "lesser" female character, they insisted that Lady Thor was JUST AS GOOD as actual Thor Odinson.
    Marvel kept a running argument with its hardcore fans about this for years. Calling her "Lady Thor" was MISOGYNY and BELITTLING WOMEN, etc. It even comes up in the comics a few times, and Jane smashes the bad guy with grrl power and a stolen hammer.
    You guys did a pretty good job avoiding the politics of this movie, but this is a direct self-righteous reference to a culture war artifact that was dumb when it happened, and is even stupider today.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 2 роки тому +5

      Yes.

    • @v-repmon2322
      @v-repmon2322 2 роки тому +2

      Not to mention how insfurable she was and I don't even read comics. My friends just complained about her.

    • @kool4209
      @kool4209 Рік тому +1

      No shes just a side character..... thats why she got canceled immediately within the same writers run in fact........ lol ?

    • @Clawed9
      @Clawed9 Рік тому +4

      I get that argument about Misogyny if we were talking about, say, Captain America. That's not a person but a persona so if a woman takes it up, she will still be Captain America not 'Lady Cap'(honestly, even this name sounds badass to me). Thor, on the other hand, is a person's name and also a moniker given to Mjolnir wielders. Unlike the comics, when we already have an In-Universe 'Thor' existing alongside, it feels weird to call her Thor too. I don't feel this has anything to do with sexism or belittlement.

    • @kool4209
      @kool4209 Рік тому +1

      @@Clawed9 how bout the fact hemsorth a man had to workout for his muscles while natalie portperson was just CGI. Also fail to see how a female leaving her hero bf while hes at work....saving the world and trying to gaslight him into thinking it was him...since she said "Since you were there to see me write the note therefore you were there to see me leave so you left.....h..hes at work.... So this narcissist is worthy of Mjolnir? Also the original enchantment was you'll possess the powers of Thor. Not be him.....
      and the 2nd enchantment doesnt even state to give power or transform them. Just to protect her....

  • @EnderworldertheEnderlord
    @EnderworldertheEnderlord 2 роки тому +190

    Hang on… Why didn’t Thanos just take Hiemdall’s sword and use the Eternity wish to achieve his goal instead of hunting down every single infinity stone? Seems like a lot less work…

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 2 роки тому +92

      Because he would have been melted. 😔😔😔

    • @WrathofArchon
      @WrathofArchon 2 роки тому +45

      if hiemdall knew about this place why didn't he just send thor and banner to eternity to kill thanos?

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly 2 роки тому +1

      @@WrathofArchon How would they get back.....out?

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 2 роки тому +27

      @@hiddenbutdeadly
      Who cares? They won. Heck they could just send Thor, trust he'll find a way out or Heimdal can port him out, and just not deal with Thanos. A 1 for 1,000,000,000 trade is exceptional tactically.

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly 2 роки тому +1

      @@clayxros576 Tell that to steve rogers...

  • @ell_G
    @ell_G 2 роки тому +36

    When I saw Zeus getting hit in the chest by his lightningbolt I automatically thought of Reva and the Grand Inquisitor and was like "yeaahh...no way he's dead".

  • @TheUnoriginal2394
    @TheUnoriginal2394 2 роки тому +30

    Its weird to think of thor "i went for the head" odinson ever making the mistake of not dealing a killing blow to an extremely dangerous enemy. I guess this is just a different universe in the vast multiverse where thor hasnt learned that lesson.

    • @Clawed9
      @Clawed9 Рік тому

      and he was cracking jokes with the parents whose children were just kidnapped by a God killing maniac :( There's a time and place for shitty humor, man.. jeez..!

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- 2 роки тому +56

    Guns and Roses 'Sweet Child of mine'
    That song gets blasted in Love and Thunder and I think Taika wants us to think it has a purpose other than the fact it's an incredible piece of music.
    The child in the song is talking about the songwriters girlfriend at the time how he was completely enamored with. Highschool sweetheart style. This was the honeymoon phase to end all honeymoon phases. That was at the time. The songwriter was so enchanted that he threatened to kill himself if she didn't marry him. Needless to say a marriage built on that doesn't tend to last long. The song was hopeful but with hindsight and meta knowledge, just emphasizes the foolish nature of man to overlook a lot because of uncontrolled optimism.
    1. Child of Mine could've just been used because it's a good song and the rest of what I'm saying, isn't a worthwhile criticism.
    2. If the child part is refering to Gors daughter, then they completely misunderstood the song. Either way this is a random person to Thor. Thor is reminded of a calm and serene childhood, looking at someone who died, and came back to life to find their father is no more. This child is a stranger to him. There are no find memories to look back on.
    3. If it's refering to Jane. Millenniums old god finds his first love and most potent love in a women that has lived about as long as he has taken morning dumps. Cool bro. Even more reasons to think Thor isn't actually that old. It does fit with the song that Thor is deeply lovestruck over Jane and maybe Taika isn't aware of the events surrounding that song.
    The reason I'm harping on this is because I UA-cam searched the song and in its description at the very top it mentions its appearance in Love and Thunder. Coincidentally that song made an appearance in an excellent movie called the Big Short. Difference being as you learn more about the song, it begins to make more sense why they put it in that one scene down to playing a specific segment of the lyrics at one particular moment.
    It's a conversation between a hedge fund owner betting that the housing market will crash and a Bank Manager bragging about the booming success of the housing market whilst unknowingly describing a massive bubble his types created that ultimately destroyed the US economy. Everyone except for a few people are blissfully unaware of what's happening. This unbreakable image of a perfect money making machine that will create billionaires out of everyone is instilled to so many minds. The child which provides them a bright future, that blinds them to the massive sxxtstorm that's inbound. Fond memories of making millions.
    I get that music choices can have massively subjectice takes that can seem solid but there's a level of thought that seems to go into one over another and supporting evidence to make one opinion better then another.
    TL;DR Go watch the Big Short. Incrediblly funny movie. Star studded cast. Little bit of education.

    • @italyspit5192
      @italyspit5192 2 роки тому +4

      It’s funny how this song fitted better in step brothers(2008) than this film

    • @ValD98
      @ValD98 2 роки тому +3

      How much you love a person and thus miss them has little to do with how much time you spend with them. You can remember a single day for the rest of your life if something significant happened that left a deep impression on you. That being said, all Jane did was introduce him to Earth essentially, so she wouldn't fall under that category.

  • @wingedyaga2914
    @wingedyaga2914 2 роки тому +44

    SHAZAM had a part where a bunch of kids get superpowers. Thing is it tied into the film's story with Billy accepting help from his foster family. Also the kids were turned into adults and each was only given a part of Billy's powers not a full set. (One kid got superspeed, another flight, and so on.)

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 2 роки тому +1

      Share my blood.

  • @David_the_Psalmist
    @David_the_Psalmist 2 роки тому +23

    "Eat my hammer" got me thinking about all the line Scott Pilgrim says in his movie when he takes out the villains:
    "Open your eyes, maybe you'll see."
    "You used to be a ve-gone, but now you will begone!"
    "Yes, you are blowing up... RIGHT NOW!"
    The lines are said in specific situations as though Scott's coming up with them on the fly. He's also characterized as being awkward and dweeby in the movie, so it tracks that his one-liners sound like they could use a redraft. They're also a lot funnier and...
    Man, why am I comparing these movies? It's just not fair.

    • @R.E.-Gato
      @R.E.-Gato 2 роки тому +5

      Frickin love Scott Pilgrim
      “You ever seen a girl with hair like this?”
      Holds up shitty drawing
      “Yeah that’s Ramona Flowers”

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 2 роки тому +1

      The graphic novel was way better. Micheal Cera made Scott look like a complete loser.

    • @David_the_Psalmist
      @David_the_Psalmist 2 роки тому

      @@mattmark94 I’m sure it is. Unfortunately I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet.

  • @Delatrow
    @Delatrow 2 роки тому +55

    Short EFAP is still longer than covered movie, therefore longman BAAAAAD!

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 2 роки тому +1

      I love starvation.

  • @For0489
    @For0489 2 роки тому +19

    Imagine if Zeus decided that something did need to be done so he revealed the existence of this Eternity place but it's extremely difficult to get to and Thor has to team up with Zeus son Hercules to find it and Hercules suffers from many of the same character effects Thor used to like arrogance and Thor has to help him realize the importance of humility bringing Thor's arc to a satisfying close because now not only has he changed but he is teaching others to change as well. He finishes realizing he finally truly understands what it means to be a leader and that's how he finds peace within himself instead of meditating on a rock somewhere....

    • @Clawed9
      @Clawed9 Рік тому +1

      pain, man... just pure rage and pain with what we got. Thor+Hercules on an obligatory joint quest is a great idea, which could still work for a future movie.

  • @Mr_Jumbles
    @Mr_Jumbles 2 роки тому +56

    Wait so Thor is stripped naked for a joke in this movie, then later Valkyrie essentially victim blames Thor for being sexually assaulted?
    Is this not the greatest epitome of "swap the genders" imaginable?
    Kind of hilarious this is what woke society has become.
    So far gone that they are exactly what they call out and cancel.
    😂

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 2 роки тому +28

      Valkyrie is also a slaver but never been held accountable

  • @asepsisaficionado7376
    @asepsisaficionado7376 2 роки тому +67

    People say Marvel doesn't take risks but you have to give them credit for basing a movie off of the controversial tiktok user "4 thors more gorrs"

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 2 роки тому +45

    Isn't using Child Soldiers technically a war crime? How the hell is he still in the Avengers? Those kids are effectively Earth citizens. He's a war criminal.

  • @tylerpesko3655
    @tylerpesko3655 2 роки тому +15

    "Where'd you learn how to direct? In New Zealand?!" - General Zod

  • @lorddamocles2222
    @lorddamocles2222 2 роки тому +24

    Moopledoople became the Short Man to go on Adam & Sitch's stream, which was a complete clusterfeth of Destiny screaming about how the sequel trilogy is good actually, and Adam developing terminal TDS.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +5

      Mauler did his job, derail he podcast talking about films.
      I only watched an hour or two, but I hope Destiny left or they kicked him out for another guest. They kicked other people out before him that were there for less time. And honestly, he talked WAY too much and wouldn’t shut up for other people to talk. Felt bad for Mauler because he was trying to answer questions and people wouldn’t stop interrupting him.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 роки тому +6

      "Adam developing terminal TDS" Holy shit, Adam is dying?

  • @whimsybridges
    @whimsybridges Рік тому +4

    “If the hammer’s going to go to anyone, give it to Rhodey! He’s around!”
    Rewatching this after the Secret Invasion discussion: “Mmmm maybe not”

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 2 роки тому +58

    EFAP got hit with the wombo combo of bad films from Marvel, first MoM and now this with barely any time to breathe in-between; also who could forget about the sheer lore destruction of Star Wars that was Kenobi?

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 2 роки тому +15

      It's to be expected,they enjoyed No Way Home, Suicide Squad and Arcane,the Cosmic Chicken HAD to rebalance the scales with a deluge of shit.

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 2 роки тому +3

      Watch series Larry Kenobi its good. XD

    • @Nethseaar
      @Nethseaar 2 роки тому +4

      @@alesksander Auralnauts and EFAP are the saving graces of Disney Star Wars. Between Larry, Boba Fett's quest for ice cream, and Banana Time, they've almost made Disney Star Wars worth it.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +2

      Keh-noh-BYAAAHHH!!!

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 роки тому +3

      They knew it was coming. Arcane and Stranger Things S4 were just too good. We knew the averaging down was going to be painful.

  • @ThefinalLPer
    @ThefinalLPer 2 роки тому +22

    2:03:40 I feel they could’ve gone for a far easier “We have to get Thor to the Dark World!” When talking about how to get Thor to rescue the kids/fight Gorr

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 2 роки тому +4

      “They are taking the Thobbits to Eisendark!”

  • @kylec8015
    @kylec8015 2 роки тому +31

    Holy sh*t lol. I was picturing something completely different 1:44:30 when they mention Thor grants his power to the kids. I was thinking 3 or 4 specific kids who had some kind of arc over the course of the movie lol. Not an army of hundreds of random kids with glowing eyes and stuffed animals charging into battle. What is this? It looks like an atrocious knockoff to what I would've expected a Marvel film to look like.
    1:53:26 Nah, I disagree Metal. It falls into that whole "100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck" hypothetical lol. Pretty sure 100s of kids with Thor powers could take out Gor, it's just a question of how many you're willing to lose in the process. The movie would've took quite the sharp turn if after rallying the CHILDREN to charge into battle with the music swelling and everything, the first wave of kiddos get obliterated and the kids following behind have to climb over their bodies to continue the onslaught. By the end of it, Thor is just sitting there with a thousand yard stare, and 2 or 3 survivors like "We won... Y- yay..."
    1:59:41 Oh come on, Jay. Clearly that's meant to be a female empowerment moment lol. I mean, there's a reason why Thor gets his ass handed to him and she not only comes in and saves the day by finishing the job that he couldn't, but also delivers a line like that. It's a common trend in modern media for men to be bumbling buffoons in their own movies to be upstaged by their female counterpart, who is portrayed as just better in every single way, and is only hampered by circumstances outside their control, or men keeping them down or getting in their way due to their own incompetence... Pretty annoying, but not unexpected.

  • @managers6667
    @managers6667 2 роки тому +22

    Valhalla credit scene dont make sense because only kings get to feast on halls of asgard and reason they go there is to prepare army against armageddon but that already happened in marvel universe making whole place worthless

    • @highlordxeleth
      @highlordxeleth 2 роки тому +10

      Continuity and Consistency are alien words to the M-She-U and Taika doesn't even care about the continuity and consistency of his own previous movie with the same characters so... really, don't think about it too much since no one involved thought about it, at all.

    • @JarvisPen
      @JarvisPen 2 роки тому +8

      Exactly. The point of Valhalla is to prepare for Ragnarok. Which has already happened in canon. Why it still exists, only Taika nows.

  • @MrCelloman999
    @MrCelloman999 2 роки тому +16

    If Thor can give Thor powers to children, he could have arrived at the Eternity gate with AN ARMY OF ASGARDIANS WHO ALL HAVE TO POWER OF THOR. COME ON.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 роки тому

      Adgardians+ avengers + some military guys all with thor powers killing goorr with the flash of lightning alone

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 2 роки тому +1

      To do the director's job for them though, I just assumed that's what Zeus' thunderbolt is for, and that he can't do it without the weapon

  • @TheFreeRunPorject
    @TheFreeRunPorject 2 роки тому +22

    I don’t have a problem with Thor being as good with the thunderbolt as he is the Norse god of thunder so he is kinda equivalent lightning wise to Zeus. But I’m not sure if the creators thought that

    • @eyezj7412
      @eyezj7412 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, Zeus is equivalent to Odin

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine if after battling a super powerful god killer, and being a super powerful god killer who hates absolute power, they sat down to discuss how to use the wish and ultimately conclude not to make one because they have no faith in themselves making the correct decision, and don't believe everything should come down to the perspectives of two fallible beings

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 2 роки тому +11

    20:04
    Zeus ‘has no people’?
    Zeus…Solo!

  • @oddballskull1941
    @oddballskull1941 2 роки тому +4

    If you have headphones. Around 2:12:20 when fringy asks the die hard question, there is a faint wind blowing sound affect lol

  • @Shockguey
    @Shockguey 2 роки тому +65

    Finally a fap I can share with my friends.

  • @TheUnoriginal2394
    @TheUnoriginal2394 2 роки тому +8

    Its nice to know that they arent willing to deviate from bad comic book writing like "you wield this hammer and you are now called thor"

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 2 роки тому +11

    A short EFAP?
    Hey, now the detractors can't make the "it's too long" excuse!

    • @thanatosdriver1938
      @thanatosdriver1938 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha

    • @WrathofArchon
      @WrathofArchon 2 роки тому +1

      naw 3 hours to them is still too long, especially since they only talked about part of the movie

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +5

      It was part 2 of 2 so still “too long”. Meanwhile EFAP fans, “why have you forsaken us with this morsel?”

  • @tisallgood
    @tisallgood 2 роки тому +10

    Villain - I’m going to kill all those with god powers
    Thor - gives a group of kids god powers
    Also this is just a worst version of the ending of Shazam but at least there it makes more sense to give powers to all the kids present to beat the bad guy

  • @FellishBeast
    @FellishBeast 2 роки тому +3

    Really glad Rags is around to add so much to the conversation as usual.
    /s

  • @rogerhalt3991
    @rogerhalt3991 2 роки тому +17

    Needed to see more of Gorrs actual god killing and reduce the comedy every other scene.
    Taika said there’s no directors cut as the audience need to accept the film for what it is. IMO he needs to take a long break from big budget franchises.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +4

      Watch “Thor: The Godbutcher motion comic” and “Thor Godbomb” on the Russian Comicbook UA-cam channel. It’s Gorr’s origin comic and it’s pretty good. It’s fully voice-acted and really well done.

    • @rogerhalt3991
      @rogerhalt3991 2 роки тому +1

      @@mrshmuga9 nice one, thanks!

    • @kenXtripleI
      @kenXtripleI 2 роки тому +1

      And yet he's supposedly doing a Star Wars movie next..

  • @itemwizardd
    @itemwizardd 2 роки тому +10

    Anybody else think that it would be funny if Taiko cast Natilie Portman because he watched Revenge of the Sith and was like, "Hey! I want my character to die because medicine can't overcome sad too!" and he didn't realize it was Natilie Portman in the scene until he asked her if she wanted to be in a Star Wars movie?

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel 2 роки тому +10

    I'm still 100% convinced that this is Taiko Waititi trying to write a Dragonball script to convince Disney that he's perfect for a live action Dragonball movie and that Thor is Goku.

    • @DiceOL
      @DiceOL 2 роки тому +4

      I'd rather watch GT again than this

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 2 роки тому +1

      @@DiceOL I have to say, despite some rather sketchy creative choices at least Goku is still Goku. I swear to you the way that Thor has represented post-Thor 2 he's more or less Goku-like in that he is being portrayed as a big clown...like Goku in the Anime. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a repurposed outline for a dRagonball live action movie from Disney. Just like the third Star Wars sequel it is paced like a Dragonball episode, going places to find a McGuffin, making wishes, etc. etc. I certainly hope that Toei takes one look at this movie and decides to devote more time to their 2D animated Dragonball adventures rather than sign off on a third failed live action movie. And yes, there was a live action Dragonball movie before Evolution that was made in China/Hong Kong. If Love and Thunder is any indication a Disney Dragonball movie would make Evolution look Shakespearean in comparison.

    • @DiceOL
      @DiceOL 2 роки тому +1

      @@OceanbornAngel I don't even like Goku, but at least he's consistent. Until super

  • @MegaGullas
    @MegaGullas 2 роки тому +5

    2:14:00
    It would be a LOT cooler plotline for the shattered Mjolnir collecting the broken necrosword, combining them, and Jane-Thor now being the necrosword's wielder with an evil Mjolnir.
    Defeating Gorr, but the necro-Mjolnir healing Jane and beginning to corrupt her in the epilogue

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi 2 роки тому +2

    A foolish man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his nuts.

  • @Clawed9
    @Clawed9 Рік тому +1

    22:39 They might as well have called it 'The Impotence city', judging by the now-canon In-Universe Gods' apathy during Thanos' attacks.

  • @waffleonquaffle
    @waffleonquaffle 2 роки тому +6

    Being a non-native speaker payed off for once, cause I thought Jane's catchphrase was "Heed my hammer", which is so much better

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds a lot better than what we got.

  • @Eienias
    @Eienias 2 роки тому +5

    shad's interpretation of Mjolnir wanting to kill Jane is hilarious XD

  • @scottk1525
    @scottk1525 2 роки тому +4

    Her name isn't literally "Love." Gorr addressed her as "my love" multiple times. So I guess it's on us to make the leap from pet name to movie title.

  • @Necromancer4267
    @Necromancer4267 2 роки тому +15

    So like... does the post-credit scene prove definitively that Thor **is** a god with a religion and afterlife that are established to be true...? That's more universe breaking than the whole of Loki!

    • @DuneStone6816
      @DuneStone6816 2 роки тому +19

      It gets worse! Moon Knight already established that the Egyptian conception of the afterlife is true. So the MCU has multiple afterlifes and I guess you get sent to whichever corresponds to the god you believe in? I wonder what happens to atheists?

    • @WriteWhatISee
      @WriteWhatISee 2 роки тому +16

      @@DuneStone6816 Atheists get sent to the phantom zone in the DCU 😂

    • @astrocytes
      @astrocytes 2 роки тому +1

      @@DuneStone6816 We have to wait 20 more movies before someone writes our afterlife into being. We all get to go, but have to pretend it always existed.
      Also, fuck everyone who died before and no longer exists. Should've stayed alive longer. 🙄

    • @tevenpowell8023
      @tevenpowell8023 2 роки тому +6

      This kinda reminds me of when Rick Riordan added Egyptian and Norse mythology into the same universe as Percy Jackson, and alot of things got very confusing

    • @highlordxeleth
      @highlordxeleth 2 роки тому +1

      Guys, don't think about it too much. Really, you'll get hurt. Even the writers don't know since none of them obviously care. Hell Taika doesn't even care about the consistency and continuity of his previous movie involving the same characters so.... yeah, don't think about it too much since the people involved clearly didn't think about it for more than two milliseconds.

  • @maxwellwalker1882
    @maxwellwalker1882 2 роки тому +12

    Went to see this abomination of a movie last night , wanted to share that my theater also laughed at Jane telling Thor she had cancer so they couldn’t be together as jay brought up in part 1

  • @sithsaiyan4529
    @sithsaiyan4529 2 роки тому +4

    Missed opportunity with Zeus introducing Beta Ray Bill to fight alongside Thor and the females.

    • @EmberBright2077
      @EmberBright2077 2 роки тому +4

      Thor and the Females would be a great band name

    • @thejemstone9219
      @thejemstone9219 2 роки тому +2

      @@EmberBright2077 the gimmick is that Thor is female and all the Females are dudes

  • @xenon8117
    @xenon8117 Рік тому +1

    55:13 The hair scene really pissed me off in the film, it was so insulting that they tried to inject humour into a scene like that. Valkyrie is King of these people and she doesn’t seem to give the slightest shit about trying to keep their spirits up until they are saved and instead is playing with Thor. I mean really what the fuck is even going through her brain here?! This film is a fucking mess and it should be called Omnishambles City.

  • @DonnaCPunk
    @DonnaCPunk 2 роки тому +5

    About people laughing at stuff that isn't funny, Ive been calling that the Popular Kid Effect for years. It's something I observed when I was in school ages and ages ago, mostly in junior high/high school. It's not actually what is being said but WHO is saying it. I've heard a unpopular kid saying something funny, not get any response then a popular kid says the same thing and gets a huge laugh. Similarly with an unpopular kid saying something NOT funny and there's no reaction. Give a popular kid that same comment and it gets a big laugh. In the case of Bore: Hate and Rumbling, but Waititi is the popular kid. The same unfunny shit could be in another movie (even a different MCU movie) but since it's Waititi, it's an almost Pavlovian response in the laughter. It's even the same outside of the films themselves. Doesn't matter what ridiculously dumb shit Waititi says, it's the funniest thing in the world, he's a comedic genius, etc.

  • @rsccrplyr
    @rsccrplyr 2 роки тому +1

    Rags: "elves got 3 rings, dwarves got 7 and men got 9. But, there was another ring..."
    Mauler: "that was a bastard."

  • @JGGR89
    @JGGR89 2 роки тому +9

    Zeus was the literal king shit of fuck mountain. And NOBODY cares when he dies. Wtf?

  • @bazatronmurphy8596
    @bazatronmurphy8596 2 роки тому +9

    Mauler leaving this stream for that other poop show is hilarious

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 роки тому +6

      God, Destiny defending Luke trying to murder kids in their sleep was just the death of rationality.

    • @Red-zh7vq
      @Red-zh7vq 2 роки тому

      @@Edax_Royeaux can I get a link?

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 роки тому +1

      @@Red-zh7vq It's the Sitch and Adam show #200 when Mauler comes on to derail the stream into talking about Star Wars.

  • @sparkypack
    @sparkypack 2 роки тому +7

    Thor? More like Kevin from Ghostbusters 2016.

  • @2ndlegend125
    @2ndlegend125 2 роки тому +3

    You know on the subject of whether or not the MCU should have developed a cure for cancer, I recently rewatched Iron Man 3 (its still bad but it was better than I remember actually, leagues better than phase 4) Aldrich Killian the villain of the movie created the cure for everything it just hadn't been perfected yet, was super dangerous since people dosed with it have a possibility of exploding and thus was easily weaponized. The MCU forgot about it just like how everyone forgets about Iron Man 3.

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 2 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah additionally at the end of the movie Tony figures out how to reverse the Extremis. To cure anyone of anything you could just inject them with Extremis so they could heal then reverse it before they blow up.

  • @MrNinjaBurger
    @MrNinjaBurger 2 роки тому +15

    Longman Short?

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 2 роки тому +3

      Indeed. What a pity.

  • @sophisticautistic5453
    @sophisticautistic5453 2 роки тому +12

    Short efap?
    It was bound to happen once at least.

  • @AghiTron
    @AghiTron 2 роки тому +2

    1:20:25 The tentacles were Gorr's ultimate ability and are now on cooldown.

  • @treethoown6414
    @treethoown6414 2 роки тому +2

    The BEST example of what they mention about Christian Bale as "old guard" who know how to act is the scene at The end where Gorr is about to die in front of his daughter, and can see literal emotion in Bale's acting while the daughter (in front of her dying father) just does :-|

    • @thejemstone9219
      @thejemstone9219 2 роки тому

      Is it really his daughter? I thought it was the Eternity being that transformed into her. She's got powers and everything that she probably didn't have before

    • @treethoown6414
      @treethoown6414 2 роки тому

      @@thejemstone9219 ya, her getting powers is just the shit writing, it was never implied Gorr had any powers to pass on like that, he only got some when he got the sword, but yes she is Gorr daughter. Its the girl he cradles in the beginning before meeting the Gods in the oasis. It's hard to remember her I know xD

    • @thejemstone9219
      @thejemstone9219 2 роки тому

      @@treethoown6414 But when we see her at the end, her reflection looks like how Eternity looked, all spacey. And Eternity is nowhere to be found.
      Idk, just got the impression Eternity itself transformed into Gorr's daughter

  • @InceyWincey
    @InceyWincey 2 роки тому +5

    “There’s a pamphlet everyone gets this dialogue from isn’t there.”
    Only college/university can teach people to be this bad at writing.

  • @afrojive
    @afrojive 2 роки тому +20

    "Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR" so Captain America also had the power of Thor during Endgame? What about the spear of Odin? Does holding the spear of Odin bestow the power of Odin to someone? I would have liked Hela to have come into possession of the spear and THAT is why she has a power exceeding that of Thor... then Thor could have taken the spear and had the dwarf forge that into something sweet!
    Also if Thanos had just made it to eternity and made his wish, he could have wished his planet back into existence but with only half the people there. He could have then not really cared about all the other worlds out there. No need to snap... UNTIL he falls in love with HELA who then (like in the comics) starts demanding he conquer worlds with the gauntlet...
    Do you guys think that the writers strike in 2007 caused this crazy turn of stories going to crap? Why can't writers write anything good now?

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 2 роки тому +8

      Oh,talented writers CAN still write,
      they just aren't being hired anymore.
      Talentless Hacktivists are where it's at nowadays,gotta hammer home "The Message", and all that.....

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +11

      Why hire good writers when people will eat up schlock?

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 2 роки тому +4

      The waste that writers left behind with Revenge of the Fallen was an omen for movies to come

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 роки тому +2

      @@charmandyorton006 That first Transformers movie wasn’t anything special, tbh. I forget, but why was Revenge of the Fallen (2nd movie?) an omen? How bad was that? I just remember giant Transformer testicles, lol.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 2 роки тому +7

      @@mrshmuga9 Revenge was also a colossal failure in plot structure with how the first act takes an hour-and-a-half to fully re-establish everything in play, and the second act is over twenty minutes to the second after the fact, meaning that the film already feels like it’s over before it’s truly begun or approached anything resembling meaningful.
      Its script absolutely qualifies as a work of “and then” fiction written in crayon, and not helping matters was the fact that most of the set pieces were shot for the trailers before they wrote why it even “needed” to be a globe-trotting adventure in the first place.
      “How does everybody find the Matrix of Leadership? Do they excavate the tomb?”
      “I’ve got it: We make Skids and Mudflap get into an argument and fight so that one breaks the passageway with the other!”
      “Phew, that saved us the creative effort.”

  • @aeondiablo4693
    @aeondiablo4693 2 роки тому +3

    This movie has taught me that love is like thunder:
    It's not as good as lightning

  • @Soyuz2578
    @Soyuz2578 2 роки тому +1

    I have left this comment a few times, any chance of seeing any EFAP movies released anytime soon? Come on guys I know you gotta have some in the pipeline - it's been almost 8 mths!!! Love your work 😁👌

  • @darkraiking680
    @darkraiking680 2 роки тому +1

    I’m not sure if they mentioned it, but my first thought about a wish that could do anything at the center of the universe… couldn’t Thanos have just gone for that instead of gathering the infinity stones? Or even if they addressed the idea that Thanos did think of that and dismissed it in canon, what about the idea of wishing for the stones? That would arguably the best move he could do, get the wish so no one else could use it to stop him and get the stones so no one could reverse it. It’s a checkmate from his perspective.

  • @josephjackson9679
    @josephjackson9679 2 роки тому +5

    Weirdly enough, I religiously watch the EFAP Movies. When I struggle to sleep the Resident Evil saga is a soothing balm.
    However, I have always avoided Dracula Untold. Maybe its a shorter episode, maybe Im not fussed for the film, or maybe its one of the earlier EFAP Movies that was still finding its footing is presentation... whatever it is, it never occurs to me to give it a click

  • @SubwoofBarks
    @SubwoofBarks 2 роки тому

    2:28:00 It wasn't Thor's wish, it only went to the first person to arrive at eternity which was Gorr. Thor convinced him to bring back his daughter because that's better than the Genocide. I doubt Gorr would have wished to end suffering, as you suggested, over bringing his daughter back.

  • @SKHYJINX
    @SKHYJINX 2 роки тому +2

    Mauler, Asgardian Infinity cones gave me brainfreeze, it'll probably work on Thor too.

  • @MarkyMark845
    @MarkyMark845 Рік тому

    Can the flower juice cure cancer?
    Wakanda Forever says yes...
    This aged so well 😂

  • @jamesmcdonnell2455
    @jamesmcdonnell2455 2 роки тому +1

    2:25:00
    I mean, would you really intentionally doom your child to be an orphan with no one to make sure she doesn't die within the month of dehydration/starvation?

  • @DaddyDynastic
    @DaddyDynastic 2 роки тому +7

    I have never let Wrex die in a single mass effect trilogy playthrough
    it doesn't matter what an evil bastard I'm being my OG squad mates survive no matter what
    Also fuck the salarian dalatrass all my homies hate the salaries dalatrass

    • @FormalGibble
      @FormalGibble 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah my renegade playthrough got a lot more paragon in mass effect 3. I couldn't even finish the game with full level 3 face scars. Yeah rule of thumb for me and my sister is Wrex and Garrus always survive and thrive.

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 2 роки тому +1

    I think one of the big issues is Chris Hemsworth wants to portray Thor as a fun loving guy like his role as Kevin in Ghostbusters 2016, or MiB International then a stoic warrior prince destined to rule

  • @highlordxeleth
    @highlordxeleth 2 роки тому +3

    27:44
    What face do you mean? Amongst the many faces of the incredible actress that is Tessa Thompson and her incredible expressions.
    I mean, between "bored" "bored", "bored", "bored", "bored" and "bored" I'm not sure which one you're talking about.

    • @ggrarl
      @ggrarl 2 роки тому

      To paraphrase Mystery Science Theater 3000, "She's a master of not acting."

  • @paultorrisi4992
    @paultorrisi4992 2 роки тому +8

    An alternative better wish would be bring back the infinity stones and change things at will.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 роки тому +1

      @Celzabuu Jones that can still vhange the universe at a whim, just get jarvis to shit out another nano gauntlet if you dont wanna pri it of tonys hand.

  • @pootatcat6209
    @pootatcat6209 2 роки тому +4

    If there is a Bifrost, a Gayfrost, a Straightfrost and so on, there also must be an Afrost and thats just mild temperature

  • @anaccountforcommenting6651
    @anaccountforcommenting6651 2 роки тому +8

    OK let me go off on The Mighty Thor. it's an awful name. both of you are mighty you want the descriptive distinguisher to be something that can be used to tell you apart. secondly Thor is just that guy's first name. it is no title, it has no inherent meaning there is no point in taking it on. this is equivalent to Bucky being branded Athletic Steve after getting Winter Soldiered. Athletic as something they both share and tells you nothing and Steve as the first name of the guy whose powers you are copying

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 роки тому +2

      Where did 'The Mighty Thor' name originate in this movie? Did Jane actually come up with it herself? If so, that is insanely cringe. Well, it's cringe either way.

    • @DuneStone6816
      @DuneStone6816 2 роки тому +3

      I hate how everyone in the movie just accepts this title with no discussion, no explanation, no questions asked. As if it just makes sense intuitively

    • @TheRealJabbergeist
      @TheRealJabbergeist 2 роки тому +6

      War machine is now Armored Tony.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheRealJabbergeist For further terrible names with this naming convention.
      She-Hulk is now The Buff Banner. The Wasp is now The Shrinking Scott. Spiderwoman is now The Sticky Peter.

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 2 роки тому

      @@Alex_Fahey Buff Banner TF2

  • @Choryrth
    @Choryrth 2 роки тому +1

    something people don't seem to get about "Valkyrie", her atrocities are comparable to fucking hitler.
    thousands of years of enslaving and murdering people, just to pay for alcohol, and the only reason she went with thor, was revenge.

  • @meleemastermaa1449
    @meleemastermaa1449 2 роки тому +1

    I'm almost sure the meditation part is a nod to Bruce Banner, who practices meditation in order to control his anger but despite that he's "always angry" like shown in the first Avengers movie.
    I didn't watch this movie, but I think this is actually a good joke.

  • @onelittleninja8584
    @onelittleninja8584 2 роки тому +3

    You know what's fascinating? HiTop made a video about this movie that I imagine the guys would almost entirely agree with. He doesn't include like, any references, but still a shockingly aware video from him.

  • @commander392
    @commander392 11 місяців тому

    I can't believe Shad just pushes his face into the screen every time he watches a movie

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness Рік тому

    for anyone still interested, in _Thor: Love and Thunder_ during the part where they begin fighting Zeus' army (specifically right after the rock monster shoots a laser behind his back) the theme to _Batwoman_ begins playing.
    and I don't mean that as a joke or a meme or whatever, I mean at that point the score starts doing the EFAP-Famous _Batwoman_ scale. dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun-DUN.
    there's no way that's an accident. I'm a bit surprised the Efappers didn't notice. maybe they were all too miserable to think straight. or maybe the _Batwoman_ theme is SO good it's able to be melded into anything and still sound exciting to smart people. I ain't not smarrt.

  • @dark_fire_ice
    @dark_fire_ice 2 роки тому +3

    I remember when EFAPs were around this length. I feel so old, wft toxic brood.
    Also Jay; Amy, David, Lennon, and Mila all mean love
    You y'all think Joker and The Batman could be linked?

  • @Steelman_007
    @Steelman_007 2 роки тому

    1:58:00 It’s a reference to the November Rain music video, the song playing, that’s why she’s on the bed and feeling the hits

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 2 роки тому +1

    The Horse was introduced in Thor Ragnarok when Loki does the flashback scene.

  • @countD8852
    @countD8852 2 роки тому +3

    Please let Jay know that the very first line in T:LaT is the word "Come". Therefore, this movie is beyond reproach.

    • @1SpicyMeataball
      @1SpicyMeataball 2 роки тому

      Jay dismissed Matt Walsh's "What's a Woman"; saying he hopes Doctors deny Matt care, because an eye opening documentary on the societal rot the cult transgenderism has caused, hurt his fee fees.
      EFAP needs to drop the troon. He's got more skeletons in his closet than fossil museum.

  • @JediSheng
    @JediSheng 2 роки тому +1

    At 1:51 and... I wonder if that scene occured because of the success of Shazam? oh I can not fight alone... let me give these (literal) god-powers to these kids so they can fight beside me

  • @jujuteuxOfficial
    @jujuteuxOfficial 2 роки тому +6

    >2:30:00
    >"whaddya mean talk about the movie we'll talk about whatever"
    sure, but i'm not here for that, bye

  • @nedia8259
    @nedia8259 2 роки тому +2

    Nice I was hoping people as thorough as you wouldn't just half cover an abysmal movie

  • @apocryphicdeath
    @apocryphicdeath 2 роки тому +5

    Olympians have golden blood: ichor. So that very may well be ***literally*** their blood. And if the gods of the mcu really are just aliens this is more screwed up isn't it?

    • @highlordxeleth
      @highlordxeleth 2 роки тому +9

      They were cracking jokes and laughing while massacring them, Valkyrie licking their blood off her blade and showering in their blood.
      Yeah, it was incredibly screwed up, like insanely.
      And changing the blood's color doesn't change the fact those "heroes" were utterly butchering them.
      It was their blood alright.
      Zeus was in the right to stop those psychos: they weren't just killing those guys they were laughing their A*s off while slaughtering them with one of the band, well, showering in their blood with a big smile and licking their blood off her blade. Yay. Heroes right?

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 2 роки тому +5

    A phrase I never ever thought would get asked, “Why did they give a horse the Bifrost?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hermannlagrange803
    @hermannlagrange803 2 роки тому +2

    1:12:00
    Sorry my dudes, I usually agree completely with all your arguments, but I must retort here. It's extremely reasonable that Jane threw Storm Breaker away (it is not reasonable that they conveniently forget that Gorr is probably after the hammer to begin with, but that's another point).
    In that moment, she tried to get the hammer as far away from Gorr as possible, then fight Gorr. Thor still has his electric powers, Valkyrie her bolt and Jane Mjolnir. MY problem is that when Thor gains his Storm breaker again, he fights off the monsters, but forgets to throw the hammer away again after the fight, allowing Gorr to take it.
    Disconnecting Thor from his hammer would have been worth it to prevent Gorr from getting Storm breaker. Point is, I don't think it was an illogical decision, it's one of the few good ones they make in this garbage film.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 2 роки тому +5

      She threw it away from herself. Gorr can teleport between shadows using the Necrosword and they are currently in the SHADOW realm. No matter where she throws it or how fast it is moving, it is always within arm's length of Gorr in this place. Throwing it away simply prevents our heroes from holding on to it and protecting it. Instead of wasting time fighting this losers, he should simply teleport to wherever Stormbreaker is thrown. It is a sub zero IQ move and should cause instant victory for Gorr if the people in charge of making this movie didn't also suffer from sub-zero IQ.

    • @hermannlagrange803
      @hermannlagrange803 2 роки тому +4

      @@Alex_Fahey Oh damn, that's right, I forgot that he can teleport. Good catch.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 2 роки тому +1

      @@hermannlagrange803 Yeah, I can see how an audience member might miss a detail like that but it's unbelievably absurd that the writers who should be spending days, if not weeks or months, going over this or the characters themselves in the thick of it experiencing every excruciating detail and with plenty of downtime between scenes (that we skip over) to think about their problems would do something so absurd.
      It would be like someone confronted with a sheer cliff in the middle of the path while hiking and his solution was to throw himself off the cliff to fix it.

  • @harry426
    @harry426 2 роки тому

    2:33:50 The only other time I've ever heard a movie say its title in the dialogue is in Deathstalker II, and it made more sense in that movie.

  • @schro34
    @schro34 2 роки тому +2

    Neat thing is that in mythology Greek gods bleed gold

  • @YChromosome99
    @YChromosome99 2 роки тому +2

    We cannot show blood,but we can show Thor naked.

  • @gabrielduquevizfraga6238
    @gabrielduquevizfraga6238 2 роки тому +1

    There's something really weird when a podcast host says this is gonna be the shortest episode and proceeds to talk for almost 3 hours

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 2 роки тому +2

    If you just read all the dialogue from the movie in Korgs voice it all makes sense

  • @DirectionallyChallenged
    @DirectionallyChallenged 2 роки тому

    My mom was a casting director and she did a few disney things... they are horrific to work for in EVERY department. they have abusive NDA's too, you say ANYTHING and you're royally fucked with their fines and everything. But just, all in all they are a terrible, TERRIBLE company.

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 2 роки тому

    Mauler said it best in the Unbridled Rage video for Black Widow. “It’s not a passing of the torch. It’s a torching of the past”. There is no way in hell this level of incompetence isn’t deliberate sabotage of the setting. Like some post modernist live art performance.