I mean, isn’t alcohol illegal on school premises anyway? It’s at least prohibited. You’re not even allowed to bring it on the grounds, at least that’s how it is in California.
Refusing to stop drinking at a children's fashion show and getting the woman in charge fired as a result is a story Bert ought to be telling at an AA meeting
@@alexanderbean7737 👍 AGREED! It honestly won't last... his stand up is bad now because he doesn't have stories to tell.. his insecurities are starting to show because he knows he is not quick witted or can go of the cuff and improv and his stories are old.. Just a matter of time
Also, one of the only celebrities I've heard who's openly like "treat me like I'm better than everyone else". No, Bert. You're not. You're no better than anyone based on your popularity. And a way to go from famous to infamous is by acting like you are.
Having your wife flat out say that your behavior and attitude is embarrassing and just getting defensive and not changing in a 20 year marriage is absolutely insane. What an egotistical narcissist
It’s her fault, she doesn’t leave his ass or threaten to if he doesn’t change. It’s not healthy for the kids, so the kids will probably resent her for not standing up for them and herself.
@@TheEvolver311yeah that's incredible and really the reason why he is so repugnant - he gloats because he can get someone fired because theyre just trying to do their job and won't put up with him being an asshole
@@mikemurphy5898Even if thats not the case, he's bragging about it happening because of his trashy Karen behavior, which is something pretty bizarre to be bragging about. If someone shows you how they are, believe them, y'know?
@TheEvolver311 they didn't wana lose the funding. If a shitty private school has parents dumping money into it, just to create another shit bag elite of course they'll fire the peon
I remember a security woman stopping the frontman of Megadeath from going backstage as his own show. She apologised when she realised and he said “i appreciate you, you are doing a great job”. That’s how the high and mighty should treat people.
bert is a jester only in the literal sense, that no one takes what he says seriously so he can say anything he wants. but hes not.. the rest of the stuff. funny.
You can tell how good a person is by how they treat the ppl that they can get away with treating poorly, like servers, wait staff, security The fact that Bert is sh-tting on these ppl is a horrible sign of his character
I worked in theaters, stadiums, and ticketing for almost 10 years, and never once did we have a meeting where they pointed out what the talent looked like. Don't get mad at me for doing my job.
This is so gross. Why would Bert assume that if he walks around a huge venue without a lanyard that every single crew member will recognize him regardless and let him walk around wherever they want?? Wouldn’t he want the staff to be protective of restricted areas for his & his crew’s safety? Good lord.
I know. The staff have a job to do, a schedule, rules, they aren't all there to pamper a C-list celebrity. Even Sinatra didn't expect that, even though he got it, he'd still respect the rules of the venues. Because he had this thing called: CLASS.
@@GordonCaledoniaalso, Bert just looks like some random fat American guy, frank wore tailored suits and looked like well, Frank. Not easily mistaken for a 'civillian' unlike Berty boy.
seriously...an that whole" you should know who I am styff"...people who work at venues see all kinds of acts and likely have no clue who 75% of them are. Bert is not exactly distinctive...he looks like your average 50 something alocholic bloated white bearded dad
I don't hate Burt Kreischer, but I generally find him to be grating and unfunny, but costing someone their job and livelihood over feeling slighted is just horrible. We have no idea how that woman's life has been negatively impacted since her termination, but I hope she's doing alright. Losing your job, especially when it feels like you were unfairly let go, can be completely devastating to an entire family. That's absolutely terrible.
Bert helped get me sober. Seeing what a drunk, selfish, completely unaware in-denial dummy looks and acts like... really made me take a look at myself and change my ways
He's so out of touch with reality. I mean his wife is right there calling him out, and his "best friend" is pushing back on his behavior, yet he cannot take an honest look at himself. I used to find him a little annoying but didn't really care. I now truly despise him. Such a repulsive person inside and out.
I got off an 18 hour shift of working in the Texas summer heat, had to get gas on my way home, and absolutely reeked. The guy at the next pump over said "You smell like Bert Kreischer". No joke. My worst day from last summer XD haha I went home and SCRUBBED.
@@austinkasunic1291I had a bf who’s dad was like this & it rlly is exhausting for the ppl around them. cant imagine if it was broadcasted to strangers tho I feel bad for his kids
agreed, he’s a bully, and, Tom shaded that he looks for these situations, Bert’s anger appears so bad, they can only talk to him about it, on the pod, where he can’t blow up at them without it being on film
We don't watch them. These channels watch them and make videos about them, then we watch them. I've never given two bears a view, but I've seen hours of content.
@@kanyeeast1340the other person in the scenerio was telling bert to stop drinking at a school function. That's not Karen behavior. There's endless evidence of bert being an obnoxious drunk and she picked up on that. She did the right thing
He’s so delusional that he said “I fight power with power for the powerless” bro really thinks he’s a fucking superhero good lord he’s gone beyond reality
Arenas suck for music and they suck for comedy. I hate that I missed the generations of smaller venue live entertainment. I had tickets for The Fully Loaded show because I wanted to see Normand. A friend and I got tickets and it was 200 plus and it rained and had to be canceled. They rescheduled it for a time we couldn't go and I lost my money. Big arenas are all about cramming people in and selling booze and merch.
Imagine not only speaking to your wife that way, but doing it on a recorded podcast in front of your friend and actually leaving it in the episode. Disgusting.
Definitely against Tom’s airport rant. But he was spot on with his rant to “us”. They should be able to talk about their fancy watches and cars if they want to . People complain about them not being genuine and then get mad when they bring up what they are genuinely interested in.
projecting out his tactic, to muddy the water and create and foster self doubt in her so his ego can slide, literally we all just watched, emotional abuse, by my definition anyways
@asinglesalmon There's some solid psychologists on YT that explain NPD to a T. Watching this Bert hits all their criteria. The sad thing is he'll never change. NPD is untreatable for the most part.
Adults don't scream at their friends. That's a teenager thing. When I'm with my friends the only time we're yelling is at the TV during a hockey game. Honestly we don't really yell in general. We have wives and kids and jobs. We're too tired to yell. We smoke a blunt, maybe have a beer and talk about what music we've been listening too. Or what books we've been reading. Or we talk shit about our shitty family members. I haven't yelled at a friend in over a decade
My dad taught me I should never be proud of getting someone fired. Even if they earned the dismissal, being proud of potentially destroying someone's passion or livelihood is almost always wrong.
You're dad's a good man. I feel the same. I could have gotten a couple people fired who I actually didn't like AT ALL, borderline HATED even, but I didn't. I knew our little beef wasn't worth "ending their life over". Now not literally of course but they were lifers at their jobs and for them to have to go somewhere else and start at the bottom could have lead down some dark paths for them.
I agree, my friend Derek got fired and then arrested for a work accident. An accident! The guy who got him fired ended up dying, so guess it was just desserts
Good man! Unfortunately that shouldnt be applied in government at this point in time😂 but for individuals It could potentially be life ending. People make mistakes.
Can you imagine parents not wanting a loud, drunk 50 yo Dad hanging out around their kids?? I mean what Karens, right. Decent parenting? Not around Bert!!
1) they both had rich parents, so they could afford to waste a decade or 2, until they made it 2) When they realized their comedy wasn't going to cut it, they spent all their time weaseling into influential friend-groups in LA
I bet Bert smells like sour laundry. Like when you forget to move it over into the dryer and it sits there for a day or two. Yeah. Well, that and vodka.
Tom didn't "change as a person", he just stopped hiding it. He spent so much time podcasting and getting his ass kissed that he thought he wouldn't' have to hide it anymore, and when that didn't work out he went back to hiding it.
Joe is okay, he's an ass at times, but he's a good guy at heart. He should produce his own specials from now on and do them at the Mothership. Make it more natural and relaxed. Maybe he should sit down and do his act, like that one Bill Burr did sitting down. Bill Burr's new special from those caverns will be great, btw. Is that out next month?
“Just look out for a guy with no shirt on, barefoot and pounding alcohol” So any random, shirtless, drunken hobo could’ve just walked in and crushed all the booze n destroyed everything?
At this point I really think Bert has shed all his redeeming qualities. The way he treats his wife is deplorable. Calling himself an artist is the ultimate insult everything he claims to hold dear. Honesty, eff Bert, so sick of him
He’s off the fuckin charts.His ego is so out of control and it’s so undeserved.worse part his he knows how bad his ego his but instead of trying to trying to deal with it and fix himself he openly talks about things he dies and how he is because if it and just laughs it off.He’s actually a real POS at this point
Bert's entitlement to be automatically recognized everywhere and be given a free pass when people do no recognize him - just adds to the grandiosity he feels inside. This man is the truest form of narcissism I've ever seen, and I've seen many.
How stunning and brave. Bert emphasizes that every single African American that he encounters knows to stay in (what he considers to be) "their place". He is also kind enough to think about others that he is not paying. Those poe ole folks like Da Baby, need a strong and open minded progressive type to stand up for them because they aren't competent or smart enough to do it for themselves. Also so nice that he is certain that if anyone sasses him then they must also be pushing around all people of color because he is so far above all of "them". He exhibits the typical thought process of all self righteous left-ists....superiority complex with a brain that sees only race, calls all others "close minded" if they dare to mingle based on character and content, and looks down on the mind of anyone with a sun tan. Best part is that neither he nor his people can see one bit of it.
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Yessir. I never hated Burt, but man, costing someone their livelihood (and potentially the livelihood of their family) is beyond low.
Unreal
Like an "Old Fashion" before bed.
That was a secret intervention. Burt is probably too oblivious to see it.
Amen
I can’t believe that woman didn’t want alcohol around kids at a school sanctioned event. Total Karen.
Not even that she didn't want alcohol, but just wanted to cap the amount of alcohol lol... Bert was definitely being obnoxious and had too much.
Bert treats his kids’ pta meeting like rush week in college and he re pledges every year for the fuck of it
Plus he had his shirt off lol
And he still try to say he's not addicted.....
I mean, isn’t alcohol illegal on school premises anyway? It’s at least prohibited. You’re not even allowed to bring it on the grounds, at least that’s how it is in California.
wtf. He literally got someone fired because she was trying to make sure parents aren’t belligerently drunk? What a loser.
He suuuuuucks.
Mind your own business
@@hellogoodbyeforeverSick fedora bro 🤡🤡
@@hellogoodbyeforever that's literally her business. she was working
@@hellogoodbyeforever The person doing their job should mind their own business? You've obviously never worked in a bar or been a server..
Refusing to stop drinking at a children's fashion show and getting the woman in charge fired as a result is a story Bert ought to be telling at an AA meeting
Thats good anti-comedy.
@@alexanderbean7737 👍 AGREED! It honestly won't last... his stand up is bad now because he doesn't have stories to tell.. his insecurities are starting to show because he knows he is not quick witted or can go of the cuff and improv and his stories are old.. Just a matter of time
Also, one of the only celebrities I've heard who's openly like "treat me like I'm better than everyone else". No, Bert. You're not. You're no better than anyone based on your popularity. And a way to go from famous to infamous is by acting like you are.
Having your wife flat out say that your behavior and attitude is embarrassing and just getting defensive and not changing in a 20 year marriage is absolutely insane. What an egotistical narcissist
Lmao she loves money like the rest of us
It’s her fault, she doesn’t leave his ass or threaten to if he doesn’t change. It’s not healthy for the kids, so the kids will probably resent her for not standing up for them and herself.
And also telling her to shut up
@thatonebroccoli4006 maybe she should take the kids and have him pay alimony
She stays with him despite his behavior. So she's enabling.
getting plastered at a school fashion show and getting a woman in charge fired for telling you have problem is crazy😂😂😂
The crazy part is that they actually fired her because of this entitled goblin
@@TheEvolver311yeah that's incredible and really the reason why he is so repugnant - he gloats because he can get someone fired because theyre just trying to do their job and won't put up with him being an asshole
Has this actually been verified? I feel like he could just be making this ish up about her being fired.
@@mikemurphy5898Even if thats not the case, he's bragging about it happening because of his trashy Karen behavior, which is something pretty bizarre to be bragging about. If someone shows you how they are, believe them, y'know?
@TheEvolver311 they didn't wana lose the funding. If a shitty private school has parents dumping money into it, just to create another shit bag elite of course they'll fire the peon
Bert calling himself an 'Artist' is the best joke he's ever made 😂
The only time he's made me laugh *queue extremely loud and fake Bert laugh* lol
Like wtf bro just compared him self to WH and JLO
"Let me be my hero"
Ooof, barf.
He's a piss artist.
What are you? 😂
He's the worst type of person to ever get famous. Thanks joe rogan
Joe himself is the worst type of person to get famous
@@DropDeadFredo exactly. These are Joe's friends. They have similar personalities.
Thank will Smith. He's who discovered him, and optioned his life story.
It's why we have van wilder
@stonefamily4582 you're right. Just another reason to hate will smith.
@@stonefamily4582happy to see blame being properly assigned lol
If gluttony,greed and pride was a person 😂
It obviously IS.
He reminds me of jar jar binx with down syndrome
Mf is straight outta full metal
Well said
Don’t forget sloth and envy
I remember a security woman stopping the frontman of Megadeath from going backstage as his own show. She apologised when she realised and he said “i appreciate you, you are doing a great job”.
That’s how the high and mighty should treat people.
When DAVE MUSTAINE is setting the bar above you, it's time to do better
LOL and that's a singer for a group name that sounds Satanic and plays metal. Hilarious. This guy is comedian. You'd expect the opposite.
It's actually just a reference to nuclear weapons, not Satan.
Kindness sells, but Burt's not buying..
That the singer of lamb of god not megadeth
I didn't think "chronic alcoholism" was a career path but Bert proved me wrong. Well done, Bert
“98% of the time, i’m treated like a medieval prince. It’s MY JOB to throw a temper tantrum any time I’m not”
AS A WHITE MAN lol
😂😂😂😂@@BVP93
Bert is the Australian Breakdancer of Comedy.
noooo 💀💀💀
This is a genuinely excellent take.
Lol. MachineGun
That’s it…that’s it. You did it
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The era where jesters think they're kings.
people in the public eye small or large most often get jaded.. its not that complex
bert is a jester only in the literal sense, that no one takes what he says seriously so he can say anything he wants. but hes not.. the rest of the stuff. funny.
💯
the era where jesters have multi millions due to 21st century payola
Well said 👏
You can tell how good a person is by how they treat the ppl that they can get away with treating poorly, like servers, wait staff, security
The fact that Bert is sh-tting on these ppl is a horrible sign of his character
I said thank you very much 3 times when I was given my food to me…. Hahaha bloody hell it’s not even an anxiety thing too
I worked in theaters, stadiums, and ticketing for almost 10 years, and never once did we have a meeting where they pointed out what the talent looked like. Don't get mad at me for doing my job.
Thank you for watching their “podcast” so i dont have to, its priceless
He’s wasting his time to save our time. A real gentleman indeed
True.... I could never sit through any of those
@@mikeaurturo1412 a gentleman and a scholar😌
Lol I stopped watching 2 bears like 2 years ago
@@itzajdmtingsame. But I can sit through hundreds of these.
“I do it for the powerless”
Fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk offfffffffff Bart
He got a whole bunch of glitter
No gold…
Word!😂
i feel like i’ve seen you before…. in a dream…
More like "I do it to the powerless"
He just gets more and more unlikable.
Just when you think he can't sink lower, he does!
Not just him... mostly him, but not just him. Tom and his wife are both pretty damn insufferable IMO
This is so gross. Why would Bert assume that if he walks around a huge venue without a lanyard that every single crew member will recognize him regardless and let him walk around wherever they want?? Wouldn’t he want the staff to be protective of restricted areas for his & his crew’s safety? Good lord.
I know. The staff have a job to do, a schedule, rules, they aren't all there to pamper a C-list celebrity.
Even Sinatra didn't expect that, even though he got it, he'd still respect the rules of the venues.
Because he had this thing called: CLASS.
@@GordonCaledoniaalso, Bert just looks like some random fat American guy, frank wore tailored suits and looked like well, Frank. Not easily mistaken for a 'civillian' unlike Berty boy.
@@_powerrranger "Mickey, who's the fat slob with no shirt over there? Get that guy OUTTA HERE, MICKEY!"
- Sinatra
He does it for 2 reasons, ego and promotion. He wants everyone to google him so his name can trend.
Especially when 80% of his fans are generic, overweight, middle aged, alcoholic assholes with beards just like him.
GIllis and Normand are the only grounded ones. The rest of Rogan's crew are insufferable.
He gets mad at a security guard for doing his job and trying to keep his venue and show secure. What a loser.
If it was me, I'd laugh, show him my I.D, and thank him for taking his job serious.
seriously...an that whole" you should know who I am styff"...people who work at venues see all kinds of acts and likely have no clue who 75% of them are. Bert is not exactly distinctive...he looks like your average 50 something alocholic bloated white bearded dad
And then he went on a racist diatribe about how he hates white people
Because of Bert, not only will I NEVER purchase Dos Osos, but i became sober last month. What a horrible face and body for an alcohol brand.
I prefer Tito’s anyway.
@@caseyanders1601 Sobriety tastes best
Congratulations on becoming sober.
One day at a time brother
I’m curious why how he motivated your sobriety?!? 🤷♂️😂 whatever works, i guess, eh? Ha
I don't hate Burt Kreischer, but I generally find him to be grating and unfunny, but costing someone their job and livelihood over feeling slighted is just horrible. We have no idea how that woman's life has been negatively impacted since her termination, but I hope she's doing alright. Losing your job, especially when it feels like you were unfairly let go, can be completely devastating to an entire family. That's absolutely terrible.
He's a liar probably never even happened
Nah.... that women "Found Out".
Agreed. Also, isn’t alcohol banned on school premises?
@@NeveauRockcool, il try and get you fired for just doing your job too.
@@NeveauRockfound out what??
Bert helped get me sober. Seeing what a drunk, selfish, completely unaware in-denial dummy looks and acts like... really made me take a look at myself and change my ways
Fuck yeah mate
Getting someone fired is bottom of the barrel shit
Getting someone fired because they don’t want you to be hammered around CHILDREN is bottom of the barrel $hit
He's BRAGGING on this behavior? So fucking gross.
He's so out of touch with reality. I mean his wife is right there calling him out, and his "best friend" is pushing back on his behavior, yet he cannot take an honest look at himself. I used to find him a little annoying but didn't really care. I now truly despise him. Such a repulsive person inside and out.
Bert looks like he stinks... badly...
Naturally
I got off an 18 hour shift of working in the Texas summer heat, had to get gas on my way home, and absolutely reeked. The guy at the next pump over said "You smell like Bert Kreischer". No joke. My worst day from last summer XD haha I went home and SCRUBBED.
@@TrunkyDunks😂😂😂
He would be a bum if his dad wasn't wealthy
@@TrunkyDunks there is no way on earth that happened
C-list celebrities thinking they are A-list is halrious
I hope you misspelled that on purpose. Cuz it's hilarious 🤣
With the same joke every night
To be fair, Andy Dick, A D-list celeb, is way worse than both of these guys.
@@bluntforcetrauma2141id say on par. Give em a lil more time near the industry.
@@bluntforcetrauma2141 That is an insanely low bar
Remember guys, he’s not an alcoholic
As a former bartender I've learned one thing. Drunks are annoying.
Hahaha me to!! It completely put me off drinking 😒 the nicest people turn into such horrible humans and then do it all over again the next time lol
He isn't even ashamed of his behavior when his wife and his best friend tell him he overreacted
It's gotta be so sad being Bert's family and see this 50 year old dude act like a toddler with poor impulse control, embarrassing
@@austinkasunic1291I had a bf who’s dad was like this & it rlly is exhausting for the ppl around them. cant imagine if it was broadcasted to strangers tho I feel bad for his kids
Why the fuck can't Bert just carry his lanyard? He is purposely creating these situations to compensate for deep insecurities and depression.
agreed, he’s a bully, and, Tom shaded that he looks for these situations, Bert’s anger appears so bad, they can only talk to him about it, on the pod, where he can’t blow up at them without it being on film
He can't carry his lanyard, but he can carry that big chip on his shoulder
@@thesimulation9651 He can carry that huge obese gut.
Probably didn’t fit around his neck.
Everyone should know who he The Machine is. He jad a blockbuster movie and a massive alcohol brand. He's nipping at Clooney's heels.
Bert is exactly the type of guy we thought he was. Who knew😒
Me! 😂
most people no doubt
us!
2:46 having some drinks having a good time means being extremely drunk and loud enough to disturb the show
Bert seems absolutely insufferable to be around.
can we all just stop watching them so they can go away
Yes!!
I wish 😂
These comedians are ruining the art by acting like God almighty.
Deal
We don't watch them. These channels watch them and make videos about them, then we watch them. I've never given two bears a view, but I've seen hours of content.
Why aren't people talking about him getting people fired?
He really always was a pos.
Although I agree with you the person in the story seemed like one too.sounded like a controlling, player one Karen type which they ain’t shit either
@@kanyeeast1340the other person in the scenerio was telling bert to stop drinking at a school function. That's not Karen behavior. There's endless evidence of bert being an obnoxious drunk and she picked up on that. She did the right thing
@@kanyeeast1340 a producer of the kids fashion show asked them to limit their alcohol. People are too liberal with the word karen. Stfu.
@@kanyeeast1340 Still doesn't deserve to be fired. I'm sure Bert was making it all about him and was piss drunk.
@@suepstockIt's a PRIVATE school function that was serving alcohol.
Bert the artist wtf!!! Bro so full of himself but has the emotions of a teenage girl and acts like one 😂😭
The Art of Burping, Screaming and Crapping themselves lol. 😂
He is, what we in the UK call, a piss artist.
Bert's wife hates him. He wants to beat her up when she speaks truth. He's holding back sleeveless white shirt anger.
Bert's problem is that he thinks he's an artist. He's just Joe Rogans friend that takes his shirt off.
Bert is tryna convince the world he's a famous artist while at the same time being this
He's trying to convince himself he's famous 😂
Comparing himself to JLO while she's in a massive flop era is absolutely hilarious though. Biggest laugh he's ever gotten out of me.
It's crazy that they're so narcissistic they can't realize that the best possible thing they could do for their careers is axe the podcast.
At this point, who cares. Only the commentary channels like this one reminds me that Tom and Bert exist.
He’s so delusional that he said “I fight power with power for the powerless” bro really thinks he’s a fucking superhero good lord he’s gone beyond reality
@@realcadeI use to think it was just a bit he was playing, but I think he really believes what he says
Too much money from it they rather keep it and lash out on viewers for calling them out
It’s too late. They’ve exposed themselves for the complete douche bags they are
he's so cringey. imagine comparing yourself to Whitney Houston
Or anyone else way more famous than you! But the Jlo reference wasn't far off bc they have the same narcissistic personality traits!🎉😂
@@carynmartin6053Yup. Steals tips & gets ppl fired for accidently making eye contact.
Both addicts tbf
@@nickm8874Both also have 10 toes 😂 You know what they meant, no reason to be a hater
He wasn't comparing himself to Whitney, he said "bad example".
Arenas suck for music and they suck for comedy.
I hate that I missed the generations of smaller venue live entertainment.
I had tickets for The Fully Loaded show because I wanted to see Normand. A friend and I got tickets and it was 200 plus and it rained and had to be canceled. They rescheduled it for a time we couldn't go and I lost my money.
Big arenas are all about cramming people in and selling booze and merch.
He 100% abuses his wife
“I don’t have a drinking problem” drinks at a school function. He’s a total narc.
complete Narc.
"I don't have a drinking problem."
*gets a woman fucking FIRED simply for asking him not to drink at a school function*
narcissist? nah. a selfish alcoholic ? yes.
narcissist is an overused word
@@tcaprecap1448don’t even get me started!
@@BazookaBeanIsEpic I don't think they meant narcissist, but a 'narc' being someone who snitches on someone else - or in this case, himself.
Bert would sacrifice another persons job just to ensure he canhave a drink. Its insane
Dude this is actually crazy. He was being a DOUCHE BAG. The "shut up Leanne" was bullshit.
He had the nerve to call HER exhausting.. he's fuckin losing it
@@tyler6722 for her sake I hope she divorces him while there is still some money to take
She's funnier than him 😂
@@gamerman7276my dead cat is funnier than him
Imagine not only speaking to your wife that way, but doing it on a recorded podcast in front of your friend and actually leaving it in the episode. Disgusting.
Definitely against Tom’s airport rant. But he was spot on with his rant to “us”. They should be able to talk about their fancy watches and cars if they want to . People complain about them not being genuine and then get mad when they bring up what they are genuinely interested in.
The way he talks to his wife when she tells the story he wanted her to tell bothers me
Bert gaslighting his wife by saying she was gaslighting him is a tactic i never knew was available
My Mom does the same thing. 😆
projecting out his tactic, to muddy the water and create and foster self doubt in her so his ego can slide, literally we all just watched, emotional abuse, by my definition anyways
@asinglesalmon There's some solid psychologists on YT that explain NPD to a T. Watching this Bert hits all their criteria. The sad thing is he'll never change. NPD is untreatable for the most part.
Most of the time mfs say they getting gaslighted be the gas lighter themselves
“It’s an embarrassing attitude… it embarrasses me.”
Shouldn’t hearing that from your wife be enough to, I don’t know, change those behaviors at all?
You got a feel for his kids too, It's not easy having a parent that out of control
You imply that he is listening to her. He's the guy who won't read anything unless it's about him... Just like Donald Trump 😂
@@thesimulation9651nah they’re rich and he’s probably never home
@@henrys2812 Rich or not, they still have had to grow up watching his behavior as an example of what a grown man acts like
Bert is all 7 deadly sins in 1 person
Love how close Bert came to telling Tom's wife to shut up REAL LOUD...
Adults don't scream at their friends. That's a teenager thing. When I'm with my friends the only time we're yelling is at the TV during a hockey game. Honestly we don't really yell in general. We have wives and kids and jobs. We're too tired to yell. We smoke a blunt, maybe have a beer and talk about what music we've been listening too. Or what books we've been reading. Or we talk shit about our shitty family members. I haven't yelled at a friend in over a decade
My dad taught me I should never be proud of getting someone fired. Even if they earned the dismissal, being proud of potentially destroying someone's passion or livelihood is almost always wrong.
You're dad's a good man. I feel the same. I could have gotten a couple people fired who I actually didn't like AT ALL, borderline HATED even, but I didn't. I knew our little beef wasn't worth "ending their life over". Now not literally of course but they were lifers at their jobs and for them to have to go somewhere else and start at the bottom could have lead down some dark paths for them.
I agree, my friend Derek got fired and then arrested for a work accident. An accident! The guy who got him fired ended up dying, so guess it was just desserts
Good man! Unfortunately that shouldnt be applied in government at this point in time😂 but for individuals It could potentially be life ending. People make mistakes.
2 bums 1 grave
Lmao you cooked with this one 😂🔥
Most underrated comment of the century
2 cups one.... oh that has already been done.
He’s mad he’s not as famous as he thought 😬
Can you imagine parents not wanting a loud, drunk 50 yo Dad hanging out around their kids?? I mean what Karens, right. Decent parenting? Not around Bert!!
4:35 "I've made a terrible mistake" -Gob
16:48 you can tell how good of a guy he is by how he talks to his wife, in front of his friend, and staff… and on air. What a scumbag.
Tom has told a couple funny jokes & Bert had one funny story.. I don’t understand why these guys are still around
1) they both had rich parents, so they could afford to waste a decade or 2, until they made it
2) When they realized their comedy wasn't going to cut it, they spent all their time weaseling into influential friend-groups in LA
It wasn't even a funny story
Berts face is a textbook angry drunk
He’s got that permanent red face alcoholics get after a while lol
Closeted homosexual*
🎉so is joe rogan these days!🎉😂@@adamimberti6948
For sure! Insufferable!
Man I haven't watched a vid of yours in a year or or so you/your channel went through a freaking glow up! Congrats bro
He brags about things most men would be humiliated about. Tells you all you need to know about him.
I love how Tom thinks he's the one who is more self aware.
He is now playing "mister distance myself" when Bart opens his mouth.
best comment. bort is such an idiot and thommmmmmarse is just trying to put it on him as a scapegoats.
I bet Bert smells like sour laundry. Like when you forget to move it over into the dryer and it sits there for a day or two. Yeah. Well, that and vodka.
more like bo and chlorine since he only bathes in the pool
Remember if this happens add a 3/4 cup of baking soda to your laundry. Completely remove scent stains
I left a load in the washer and had to rewash it with detergent 3 times. I know the exact smell you’re talking about
@@ShilohLopez-gc8sx use 3/4 cup of baking soda, removes the scent completely! :D
No way he smells like Brut
Man Bert is insufferable
He doesn't want just respect. He wants worship and adoration.
Indeed. Yikes. Remember that Mariah Carey documentary from the 1990s? Bert is worse than 1990s Mariah.
him & JLo are so similar its funny he used her as an example
Money doesn’t change you, it reveals character. Nuff said.
The entire Roganverse is running from each other like the dudes at the end of BoyzNTheHood. "Don't follow me man."
😂 WOW what a reference man lolol
Kinda true
@@migrantsonRight? Rip ricky
Lmao at boyzndahood reference is wild
Isn't that a robocop reference, too?
Feel like Leann held back
When they get divorced she's gonna have a fantastic podcast
@@thesimulation9651 _My Dinner with Asshole_
_Two Chins, One Ego_
_Put a Shirt on It with Leanne K_
The Machine... of cringe
Dude give that security guard that lit him up a damn raise! He saw a stumbling bumbling idiot and did his job.
Bert even drinks around his kids, had Bill Burr raising his eyebrows in disgust.
Literally taken over from Brendan as the most hated 🤣
Tom didn't "change as a person", he just stopped hiding it. He spent so much time podcasting and getting his ass kissed that he thought he wouldn't' have to hide it anymore, and when that didn't work out he went back to hiding it.
"Its always a overweight balding white guy" sounds very similar to himself
If they were all black guys do you think he would have said “it’s always black guys!”?
and yet it was a woman who he got fired
it's weird how okay he is with being an asshole
Bert saying he only has issues with overweight balding ppl is so ironic considering that is exactly what he is
bert needs the most severe humbling reality checks ever. this guy repeated 1 joke endlessly and now he thinks he's elvis.
Will not happen
He is safe within his candy coated shell of idiots who actually buy into the whole JRE crews hustle
“Shut up Leanne” was low key concerning.
None of these Rogan comedians are gonna bite the hand that feeds and criticize his special
Exactly
For real his shit was mid.
Joe is okay, he's an ass at times, but he's a good guy at heart. He should produce his own specials from now on and do them at the Mothership. Make it more natural and relaxed. Maybe he should sit down and do his act, like that one Bill Burr did sitting down. Bill Burr's new special from those caverns will be great, btw. Is that out next month?
New fan here, loving your videos! Keep up the good work brother ❤
I get comedy is subjective but who honestly thinks Bert is funny?
Or Joe Rogan?
“Just look out for a guy with no shirt on, barefoot and pounding alcohol”
So any random, shirtless, drunken hobo could’ve just walked in and crushed all the booze n destroyed everything?
At this point I really think Bert has shed all his redeeming qualities. The way he treats his wife is deplorable. Calling himself an artist is the ultimate insult everything he claims to hold dear. Honesty, eff Bert, so sick of him
It really rubbed me the wrong way the scary look on his face and the venom in his voice when he was telling her to stfu 😡🤬
@Angelonwheels24 I hope she leaves him and takes the money and the kids because he also doesn't seem to be a good dad
Penultimate means second to last
@@jeremiahotto2049 definitely not he's basically admitted he's not a dad but one of Leanne's kids
He’s off the fuckin charts.His ego is so out of control and it’s so undeserved.worse part his he knows how bad his ego his but instead of trying to trying to deal with it and fix himself he openly talks about things he dies and how he is because if it and just laughs it off.He’s actually a real POS at this point
Bert is an entitled Karen of Comedy
At least he isn't the entitled Ummagummabouhauana of comedy.
@@PaidProgramming-th6tpwho's that?
@@PaidProgramming-th6tplol who the hell is that
Bert's entitlement to be automatically recognized everywhere and be given a free pass when people do no recognize him - just adds to the grandiosity he feels inside. This man is the truest form of narcissism I've ever seen, and I've seen many.
Bert Thinks he’s like an edgy Kevin James 😅
I used to like both of these guys.
And now im just watching them burn it all down 😂
What did you like about Bert? I hope you’re not gonna say his comedy…
@@KenKaniffFromConnecticutHe might be overrated but his comedy is far from bad
@@borisvandepoel2703 far from bad? It’s fucking woeful man.
Icarus......... Flying too close to the Sun.
@@KenKaniffFromConnecticutI like Bert still. Genuine people are rare
Imagine if Bert was a security guard. He’d be the guy he hates. It’s an interesting concept.
Clearly he hates himself, and when he sees the traits that he has in other people he loses it
@@johnorona99 projecting at its finest, he is. -yoda?
This would surely make him have a crisis.
DAILY REMINDER EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF 🔥🔥🔥
Bert ate him
SO FIRE BRO
Andrew tate is the new Epstein
Sam you ate king
And 911 was a black flag operation
So... Bert gets mad at people that he's not more famous...
"Treat me like J Lo" 😂😂😂😂😂
Watching the frat boy comic turn into someone his wife will regret, is kind of sad really.
Yeah you can hear the “I loved him at one time, now I find him abhorrent and disgusting, but I like my Mercedes Benz.” in her voice.
Entitled dude, gets off on getting people fired...nice 🙄🙄🙄
How stunning and brave. Bert emphasizes that every single African American that he encounters knows to stay in (what he considers to be) "their place". He is also kind enough to think about others that he is not paying. Those poe ole folks like Da Baby, need a strong and open minded progressive type to stand up for them because they aren't competent or smart enough to do it for themselves. Also so nice that he is certain that if anyone sasses him then they must also be pushing around all people of color because he is so far above all of "them". He exhibits the typical thought process of all self righteous left-ists....superiority complex with a brain that sees only race, calls all others "close minded" if they dare to mingle based on character and content, and looks down on the mind of anyone with a sun tan. Best part is that neither he nor his people can see one bit of it.
9:18 “Let me be my hero for a second” 🤦♂️