"you cant die." why not "because.. im not allowing it." BETCH WHY NOT IVE BEEN WIATING FOR THIS MOMENT "its because i love you damn it." Oh- ok i wont die 🙆
Bodyguard: „He could've killed you!” Me: „You really think im gonna die that easily? Do you think im that weak? You don't know me even a little bit” Bodyguard: „Is that blood?!” Me happily: „Yes it's his blood, because i killed him.” Me: ~Staring at him with an awkward smile~
Me: *stabbed* also me: hey uhm- Him; nope. Not a word Me: but- Him: I don’t want to hear it- A few moments later Him: is that… blood? Did he get you Me: 😐😑😐 YES- Him: why didn’t you tell me?! Me: YOU SAID NOT TO SAY A WORD TO YOU-
Bodyguard boi: “There's nothing you say that can make me calm down...” Me: “Not even if I say, ‘you are cute’”? (⌐■-■) Thank you for making my day Lazz!! Wish you a beautiful day/magical night ahead!! Stay hydrated~
Me: you mad? Lazz: no Me: you positive? Lazz: I'm not mad Me: oh thank baby jesus- Lazz I'M FURIOUS Me: * sniffles * why.......what did I do? * Realizes what he's talking about * Me: ohhhhhhh, still.....don't yell. I'm sad now
Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr
Ok not gonna lie I could have a body guard and forget there my body guard and almost get kill trying to protect my bodyguard, that sound exactly what I would do.
and the fact that you have to go to the point where I can be used for a few days and then we will have to go to the point where I can be used for the next few weeks and then we can do that and
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him: im not angry
me: u sure?🥺
him: no im not
me: oh thank god
him: im furious!
me: i- 😭
My mom after I break something
Ngl I would sell my kidney to experience the feeling of having a bodyguard 😭
same
Same
I mean you only need one kidney to live so-
@@mazeeeex EGGSACTLY-
You'd probably be able to get one if you sold ur kidney. Those things sell for lots of money.
"you cant die."
why not
"because.. im not allowing it."
BETCH WHY NOT IVE BEEN WIATING FOR THIS MOMENT
"its because i love you damn it."
Oh- ok i wont die 🙆
BAHAHA literally how i switched up 😭
Same here
sameeee
Yep same
Same
“is that blood?”
… no… it’s wine
*kool aid*
“I’ll try to protect myself and you~”
That’s the line that got me sobbing
Bodyguard: „Never-”
Me: „NEVER GONNA-”
My brain: „Don't-”
Me: „NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”
LMFAO PLZZZZ 😭 💀
LMAOOOOSMWKKSSKWKKSKS
Beans
@@theweeb8 Get beaned😌
Lol
"No you can't die"
Me : " why not 🤨 "
" Because I love you dammit! "
Me " oh haha okay no dying for me then 😫❗ "
Him: *Angry at us* >:(
Me: "Tis but a scratch good sir."
PLSSSSSSS WE'RE DOING ROMEO AND JULIET IN SCHOOL AND THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD
BYE-💀
He just took my dying rights😭
DEAD
You're immortal now, apparently.
Omg this is so funny LMAO 😭😭🙏 that is so good
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
“You can have the bad days so you can love the good days even more.”
~ Miyamura Izumi (Horimiya)
oh hi again Maya!
@@kyoshohamakich8824 heyy again kyosho, how are you doing today?
i love these so much. i think its the runa pfp
You again? Dang I see you everywhere-
we all love a protective bodyguard
Yes. Yes we do .
“It’s tight”
My brain: 😏😏😏
I’m going to jail
😏😏Dirty mind check
He: just don’t say any thing, no one damn word
Me: I’m come here too tell the manager
The Grammer is 👌👌👌
Bodyguard: it could have severed something, or hit an artery!
Me: I'd be fine with that 🙃
I need more bodyguard povs from lazz
Bodyguard: „He could've killed you!”
Me: „You really think im gonna die that easily? Do you think im that weak? You don't know me even a little bit”
Bodyguard: „Is that blood?!”
Me happily: „Yes it's his blood, because i killed him.”
Me: ~Staring at him with an awkward smile~
Lmaoo pls😂😂I'm dying
GIRL SAAAAMME!!!!🤪🔪😈 LMFAO!!🤣😂🤣😂
Him: I'm not angry
Me: Your furious aren't you
Him: I'm furious
Me: I knew it-
Me: *stabbed*
also me: hey uhm-
Him; nope. Not a word
Me: but-
Him: I don’t want to hear it-
A few moments later
Him: is that… blood? Did he get you
Me: 😐😑😐 YES-
Him: why didn’t you tell me?!
Me: YOU SAID NOT TO SAY A WORD TO YOU-
near the end made me get emotional.. it’s cute and sad at the same time 😭
Him : When you slammed into me
Me : 😉😳🤤😽
Yes another masterpiece came back
"Is that blood? Did he get you?"
Yeah, it was _totally_ the bad guy ...
a little dark humor for whoever appreciates that sorta thing ;)
;))
@@annabelle.v ;))
Wait nah because it didn’t click at first 😭
I WILL PROTECT YOU IF YOU WANT IT OR NOT >:(
Amazing job!!
Him: is that blood?
Me: yea but not mine
Him:WHY DIDIN'T SAY ANYTHING
Me:but u told me to shut up?
Anyways LOVE THE VID
Bodyguard boi: “There's nothing you say that can make me calm down...”
Me: “Not even if I say, ‘you are cute’”?
(⌐■-■)
Thank you for making my day Lazz!! Wish you a beautiful day/magical night ahead!! Stay hydrated~
Got em- 💀✋
Nah, unless your definition of "calm him down" is to straight up give the poor man a heart attack.
@@kunoxx7 LMAOOO
I really love Ur voice ngl always makes me fall asleep
Me: you mad?
Lazz: no
Me: you positive?
Lazz: I'm not mad
Me: oh thank baby jesus-
Lazz I'M FURIOUS
Me: * sniffles * why.......what did I do?
* Realizes what he's talking about *
Me: ohhhhhhh, still.....don't yell. I'm sad now
ME:on the brink of crying bcuz he's so sweet😭💔💙🍭🍨🍰
HIM: no no no don't cry
ME:oka-WAIT CUT THE MOTHERHECKING CAMERAS STOP STALKING ME BISH!!
Yessir! Must now go and find myself a bodyguard in a fitted 3 piece suit that will give me 🦋 butterflies🦋 like this
When ur bodyguard says he lost clients b4..
Me: calling dad for a replacement...
FIRST OMGGG ILY
Why u so mad dude- 😭
Daily reminder!!
Take care of yourself
And
I luv you
Hope you have a great day!!
But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better
Thank you for the asmr
YPUR EVERYWHEREEEEE LUV U TOO ^^
“when you pushed me.....when you slammed into me” WHAT NOW
No don't be mad bruh 💜🙂
no bc i can picture u actually being a bodyguard
Him:"is that blood?!"
Me:"No STUPID im just pouring red juice on my body for fun"
Him:"Why didnt you tell me!?"
Me:"YOU TOLD ME NOT TO FUCKI-
Your british accent is amazing 💜😍
Him: Dont say another word-
Me: I IS UR BOSS WHOMST U TO TELL ME TO HECCIN NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD U HECCIN FIRED
gordon ramsey neko chan approves
nya! AMAZING.🤧💕✋
HELP
@@iwishiknewwhatimdoinghere9050 here i can help you 💕
Me: * looks a way for 2 seconds *
Ad: "Owaaaaaaa"
Him getting all mad
Me:"Damn who hurt you today?"
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
Willy, what are you doing here?🤔 And yes I'll have a wonka bar.😁
Less than a minute ago; let's go ✨
Choco like dis
choco bar 🍫
Honestly I would do anything to get a bodyguard 😂
unrelated
ok this is the seventh time i’ve seen this avengers eternals ad im going to cry.
Mmmmm, fresh out of the oven asmr 💕
"I nour I nour"💀💀 2:13
LMFAO BYE
this is so cute! 😍😍😍 u've done a great job with this, Lazz! 🤭☺🫂😇🙏😄💜 btw, love the little kiss that u snuck in at the end there! lol 😄🤭☺☺☺
Hii ☺️
hard breathing
sorry im lateeeeeeeeeeeeee im enjoying this already
Dude- why else would we push you away and take the hit!? And to think you thought we didn’t feel the same- 🥲
3:37
Pari papa
"My client put herself in harms way to protect me" -tbh something i would do xD Something i would do 100%
Man I need a bodyguard
~~smashes the credit card on the table~~ give me a bodyguard now 💳💥
sir please i’m sorry i didn’t mean to i’m just attached okay 😭
him: DIs is my job.
Me: do I Give A FuCK
~ *cries* ~ masterpiece
1:13 I meannnnn... I wouldn't mindddd👀
Hey there can you please make a part 2 for the 7 minutes in Haven
him: I love you
me: 😏👹
Yes just yes
OMG
hi !!!
I swear what is with people and copying I listened to something like this the words are exact but the voice is different.
Sorry, I'm late 😭
It's okay tho
I just clicked off another video with the same script, man that was trippy as hell
I would sell my brother any day but I would sell my fucking soul AND MY BROTHERS for a bodyguard ✋😭😭
I have a body guard and they are pain, this video gives me a whole other view
1 Minute LATE AAAAAHHHH
Ok not gonna lie I could have a body guard and forget there my body guard and almost get kill trying to protect my bodyguard, that sound exactly what I would do.
I want a damn bodyguard 😩
IM 2 HOURS LATE CMON
Actually the boy in the thumbnail it's Doraemon version human v:
@@ningyu1692 who are you?
So what universe should I shift to for this?
Cute ❤
We protect us. End of discussion. Wtf are u expecting if I love u?
Why did I read bodyguard as regurgitate?
WOAH THINGS ESCALATED SO FAST
Please 7 minutes in Haven part 2 🙏
Can he be my dad that’s one of the first times I have heard I love you
AM SECOND
theres some lines from "akari Asmr"
Wait is this guy Australian 😭
This sounds familiar..
I hope I see this in my dreams or nightmares idc😠
Free money ? 😀
Yes
No
and the fact that you have to go to the point where I can be used for a few days and then we will have to go to the point where I can be used for the next few weeks and then we can do that and
This is a literal word for word copy of AkariASMR’s video from 7 months ago
the script is available for everyone to use btw :)