you have summoned me anime quote of today "People yell at me a lot and tell me to act more feminine. But I believe it’s best to be the way I am.” ~ Misaki Ayuzawa (Maid sama)
BRO CAUSE I WAS CRYING THAT THIS VIDEO WENT BECAUSE I LOVE IT THAT MUCH AND I NOW SEE THE NOTIFS AHH istg I hope the person who hacked your acc charger doesn't work 🥰
Lazz:"Baby? what are you doing here?! Are you ok?!" Me:"Oh there you are! I was trying to climb up the staircase to heaven to find you but I tripped and fell back down." Lazz:".........Omfg"(insert eye roll and sigh)
Well. . . .yeah Me and my family got into a car accident right before new year 🙂🔫 We spent the night at the house of my brother in law's aunt Luckily we only had minor injuries Coz they said that our car flipped like twice from the front then at the sides But it already happened. . . After that we just all laughed on how stupid we looked But my back hurts till this day😗👌 But. . . . You healed me 🥺👉👈🦋🦋🦋
Him: "Do you know how serious head injuries are?!" Me, who has trauma because of it: Yes, because they can sometimes go unnoticed because of the hair. However, if you pay good attention to where your head hit, you be able to determine if you sustained a head injury or not. It was like that with my grandmother when she fell and hit her head on one of our wooden kitchen chairs at home. I was in a huge panic when she fell, but mortified when I noticed blood on the floor. So, like the good granddaughter I am, checked her head and saw that it was bleeding. Luckily, my therapist and my dad's friend helped me with taking care of the head wound, while I let my mom know what happened. Etc, etc. Still terrifies me to this day.
Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr
Lazz: “Baby? What are you doing here?” Me: “I got hurt falling for you, and it was worth it.” (⌐■-■) THIS IS MY FAV AUDIO!!! so cute and adorable!!! Thank you for smiles Lazz :) bless your adorable heart and hope you are doing well! Stay hydrated~
I really want to know what actually happened 🤔 These convenient omissions make for a good mystery. I'm so curious now 👀 👀 (thanks for going through all the trouble to re-upload everything, it let's me rediscover your older audios ❤)
Lazz: your heads bleeding this isn’t something you can put a bandage on…- Me who got a rock thrown at my head and got stuck in my head leaving a hole in my head gushing blood and I was calm and collected the whole time 🥴
My brother has a big scar on his head from falling on it when he was 8 and it didn't stop bleeding for a full like- 2 hours and we smacked a towel on that son of a bit-
Him: "oh you think it's funny huh your literally bleeding" Me: "uhmm sir yesterday I was playing with the stapler and tried the stapling gun hack and it went in my finger and almost through my nail and my Lil sis was panicking and saying "ah mama ate lesty kay Nag dugo!" While I was just like laughing while my finger was bleeding and I was like "ohh blood" and literally licked it and was like "wait why it taste good bruh", so sir you don't have to worry about me bleeding in my head, thank you."
Still remember when you uploaded this last time 😙. And I know you did a free script or something to this cause somebody else did the same script and I LOVE HOW WE GET MORE THAN 1 FOR CHANGE
Handsome: "𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙨" Me: 𝐮𝐡... 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭.. 𝐎𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨. Also me: great work lazz! Miss you btw hehe I'm just going through your acc watching every asmr you have and they are all so gooddd keep it up miss you and love you!
Lazz: THERE IS BLOOD COMING FROM YOUR HEAD...! Me: GOD D5MN IT! ITS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK! AND ITS ONLY MONDAY!! (Even though its actually Saturday for me)
Him: “baby? What are you doing here..!” Me: so that dude hit me and I’ve been impaled! How exciting, right? Anyways I’m probably gonna die in the next… maybe 10 seconds? So go ahead and say you’re goodbyes cause the wee-woo-wagon ain’t gonna make it on time. ☺️👍✨
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me : * got into car a accident, and bleeds*
lazz : "holy shit, baby?"
me : yes? i'm fine, i'm healed, your voice fixed it
FRRRR
💎He has the magic touch💎
fr thoo-
Barbara is here!
Let the show begin!
La, la la la la~!
Let's dance!
@@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 it’s been to long 😔
"-thats not something you can just put a bandaid on-"
*Watch me*
😀😀
lol. that is so relatable
That’s what I thought lol 😭✨
Ahahahahahahah🤣🤣
he challenged the wrong person-
Him: baby?
My heart: baby I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination
Hey denki
Where is the rest of class 1-a ?
Him: how did she climb up a hill
Me: Adrenaline booooooi
@@izukumidoriya9309 mr deku
@@chibi-san hi
Hearing him call me “baby” just gives me butterflies 😭🥺
Same🥺😖
Yes
Sameeeeeeeeee
yasss
Same
“How did she manage to get out and climb back up the hill?”
Me: straight adrenaline boiiii😅
yeah
This is how I did it I have the power of God and anime on my side aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I don't think my adrenaline would be very straight. 😗
I’m built different
I was like is she a ghost
"you stay right there."
SHE A RUNNER SHE A TRACK STAR🏃♀️💨
XD
LOLLL
"how did manage to get out and climb up the hill?!"
I got that straight adrenaline rush boiii
School nurse: *trows ice at me*
Me: IM ALIVE *gremlin noises*
THE NURSES IC OML LMAOOOO
Him: No you’re bleeding and your car is a reck!
Me: Do you think insurance will cover that?
“How’d you manage to get up the hill?”
IM FAST AS FUC BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wait I was driving a car?
No wonder why I crushed-
LMAOOO
IKR like olivia said I can't even parell park
Same bro I failed my drive test- and now I have major driving anxiety and I don’t wanna take the test again cause i feel like I’m gonna fail.
i’ve failed my driving test 6 times because i kept crashing ✌️
Unlicensed gang wya
Lazz: "Holy shit,baby?"
*causally loses my sight for 5 minutes* I CAN'T SEE!
"Your a badass"
Well, I need to stay strong so I can't go to the hospital as much
“How did you manage to climb up the hill and escape?!”
Me: uhhhhh (loki in the background running away after helping me)
SPEED RUN
Yeah 100%
😂 not my boy Loki
LOKIII MY BOY! COME BACK! *runs after him*
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
"People yell at me a lot and tell me to act more feminine. But I believe it’s best to be the way I am.”
~ Misaki Ayuzawa (Maid sama)
Omgg i see you everywheree
HI MAYAAAAA
@@c.xy_k so i've been told😂
@@brynn428 heyy brynn, how are you doing today?
@@c.xy_k fax
Cop Boyfriend? i'm here for it
Him: don’t tell me to calm down!
Me: it’s a normal thing 😂😂
Me:Who’s clumsy as S***
Me:HAHA- Ok chill it’s ok I’m like this all the time
My head:Oh I was driving oh that’s how I got here-
Literally
"hunny buns this happens every Friday"
"I'm a bad bitch! You can't kill me!"
**in a car crash**
"are you okay?!" yes, absolutely
him: "what are u doing here??"
me: to drink coffee😁
“You’re such a badass”
How else am I meant to stay out of the hospital?
Him: "Do you know how serious head Injurys are?"
Me: *Sir I opened my head with the trunk of car*
Oh really? My head got slit opened by a table-
You guys are so damn clumsy wtf😂😂😂
BRO CAUSE I WAS CRYING THAT THIS VIDEO WENT BECAUSE I LOVE IT THAT MUCH AND I NOW SEE THE NOTIFS AHH istg I hope the person who hacked your acc charger doesn't work 🥰
IKRRRRR
FRRR
IKRRRRR
ikrrr
Lazz:"Baby? what are you doing here?! Are you ok?!"
Me:"Oh there you are! I was trying to climb up the staircase to heaven to find you but I tripped and fell back down." Lazz:".........Omfg"(insert eye roll and sigh)
“Baby? Why are you here?”
Wouldn’t you like to know pretty boy 🥴
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
Your comments are getting longer 🤔🤨
@@ellierice1179 yeah why is it long😓😓
Holy shit that's long-
Pikachu has approved this video
Here I will charge your phone 📱
@@ghostkid867 Thanks Kiri. J was searching for you. Knew you were listening to these
Lazz: Why are you here?
Me: *inhale* i wanted to get McDonalds, but now i forgot How to breathe *hits head with my phone* DAMN
Hey that comment was Claw-some
“wow i’m glad this is funny to you”
sorry i laugh when i’m nervous 😁🤞🏾
I’m no longer here for this main character cop but now I’m here for Brandon
(Btw this is a great audio)
IF YOU SINGLE AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN WATCH THESE LEMME HERE YOU SAY HELL YEAH
HELL YEAH
HELL YEAH
HELL YEAHHH
HELL YEA
HELL YEA
Well. . . .yeah
Me and my family got into a car accident right before new year 🙂🔫
We spent the night at the house of my brother in law's aunt
Luckily we only had minor injuries
Coz they said that our car flipped like twice from the front then at the sides
But it already happened. . .
After that we just all laughed on how stupid we looked
But my back hurts till this day😗👌
But. . . .
You healed me 🥺👉👈🦋🦋🦋
Hope your doing better!
this is soooo cute he is so sweet This is amazing Lazz
Hey jiro why are you here
This was my favorite one 😌❤️ I love how badass we are 😂
i know righttt
DAS SO GOOD 👍👏😩
He: baby what are u doing here?
Me: I’m about to say I want you too got fired ☹️
when he calls us his girl : 😩😩
"what are you doing here?!"
Bleeding the fuck else would I be doing
I am laying on the grass for fun, tf does it look like?!
i love how sometimes when he says " yea " it sounds like " yah 💅"
Him: "Do you know how serious head injuries are?!"
Me, who has trauma because of it: Yes, because they can sometimes go unnoticed because of the hair. However, if you pay good attention to where your head hit, you be able to determine if you sustained a head injury or not. It was like that with my grandmother when she fell and hit her head on one of our wooden kitchen chairs at home. I was in a huge panic when she fell, but mortified when I noticed blood on the floor. So, like the good granddaughter I am, checked her head and saw that it was bleeding. Luckily, my therapist and my dad's friend helped me with taking care of the head wound, while I let my mom know what happened. Etc, etc. Still terrifies me to this day.
Daily reminder!!
Take care of yourself
And
I luv you
Hope you have a great day!!
But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better
Thank you for the asmr
@emo_rat :3
im waiting for you to re-upload this one aha i'm so happy 😭✨
This is one of my fav viddd ahhh its nice to see that its up again😭😭
Lazz: “Baby? What are you doing here?”
Me: “I got hurt falling for you, and it was worth it.” (⌐■-■)
THIS IS MY FAV AUDIO!!! so cute and adorable!!! Thank you for smiles Lazz :) bless your adorable heart and hope you are doing well! Stay hydrated~
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL 👏
Lmao💀
Lol
LOL
Now i want a Part 2
And a part 3...
And a Part 4
And a Part 5
And a Part 6...
And a Part 7
And a Part 8
And a Part 9
And a Part 10 :)
:D
*Yes*
Me too
*me Three*
Don't we all
@@DenkiKaminari-mm6sv yeah we do denki
Thank god this video is back, it’s like free therapy 🖐
Wow, I’m glad I’m not hospital phobic like this girlfriend. I’s so health and safety cautious, I would’ve gone without hesitation.
Well ofcourse I'm gonna make a run for it, I'm in America, the bill's too high!
Me: *bleeding, dying*
lazz: are you okay?
me: im bleeding to death here wtf 😭
I really want to know what actually happened 🤔 These convenient omissions make for a good mystery. I'm so curious now 👀 👀
(thanks for going through all the trouble to re-upload everything, it let's me rediscover your older audios ❤)
I WAS CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG AND NO REGRETS OMGGG HEARTBREAKING
In a car accident id be crying for my car not myself 😭
Cars are ridiculously expensive. Self care is extremely important. However… I’d be crying for my car 2 😭
Lazz supremacy? Yes. 🛐
🛐🛐🙏
🛐
I listened to dream boyfriends zombie apocalypse audio before this lmao wat perfect timing
arrest me
👁👄👁
It's finally backkk
hits different when you've got a crap ton of history with car crashes
gordon ramsey neko chan approves
nya! this was one of my first videos i’ve watched of his so like 😫✨~
FINALLY I SEE YOU AGAIN
@@ttburnt_idiot5737 HEYY BESTIEEE
@@mattyb3rd6764 I BEG YOUR PARDON
@@gordonramseynekochanoo6334 HEYY
@@mattyb3rd6764 AYO- Gordon Ramsey neko chan i will protect you😌
This is why you wear seat belts kids
The fact that there were a bunch of car accidents on the highway near me a few days ago… this could have happened to me dude.
Lazz you're so precious uwaaaa 😭❤
YAYYAYA I MISSED U LAZZ SMN
YEYEYEYYE ANOTHER REUPLOAD
Lazz: your heads bleeding this isn’t something you can put a bandage on…-
Me who got a rock thrown at my head and got stuck in my head leaving a hole in my head gushing blood and I was calm and collected the whole time 🥴
Lmao wtf
@@katsukibakugou4107 yeah im concerned too backugo
My brother has a big scar on his head from falling on it when he was 8 and it didn't stop bleeding for a full like- 2 hours and we smacked a towel on that son of a bit-
"Holy *bleep* baby?"
Me whose probably on the verge of death: Hello there darling, nice day we have don't we?
Him: tell me what happened
Me:ok* long Pause. Pints to my car*.... that's a good question 🤔
Me: *Lays Back in my Chair and eats m&ms* oh yeah i am fine
him: "she strong"
me: *become mitsuri*
“thats not something you can just put a bandaid on”
*Oh yea? watch.*
"baby, are u ok?"
Yeah I got impaled but I'm good 👍
No doubt one of my fav, we’re so damn tough.
Him: There is blood coming from your head
Me: eh thats normal for me
(Ive split my head open so many times ive lost count 🤣😅😂)
Damn how clumsy are you?🤣🤣
A bunch of the times were when i was a toddler, and then we dont talk about the rest 😂😅
@@thatgirltameira3240 damn🤣🤣I'm sorry for laughing but it is kinda funny, I hope there wasn't any dangerous lasting damage
@@Vixenschuuring it's all good, i laugh at it as well
And no serious damage, just scars
"What are you doing here"
"Im eating pizza
I WASS WAITIINGGGG FOR THISSSSS VIDEOOO TO DROPPPPPP
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK
, btw how’s the posting going for you? I really enjoyed this audio the first time I saw it!
me (an american): oh lord don’t call an ambulance that’s $2k that i don’t gottttt
Him: "oh you think it's funny huh your literally bleeding"
Me: "uhmm sir yesterday I was playing with the stapler and tried the stapling gun hack and it went in my finger and almost through my nail and my Lil sis was panicking and saying "ah mama ate lesty kay Nag dugo!" While I was just like laughing while my finger was bleeding and I was like "ohh blood" and literally licked it and was like "wait why it taste good bruh", so sir you don't have to worry about me bleeding in my head, thank you."
salami approved.
Salami
👁👄👁 uh?
💀Nah I’ll be at all the accidents
Still remember when you uploaded this last time 😙. And I know you did a free script or something to this cause somebody else did the same script and I LOVE HOW WE GET MORE THAN 1 FOR CHANGE
I'm a simple girl/boy I see rin I simply click
Lmaoo pls
YAYAYYA I LOVE THIS ONE TBH WHEN I FIRST SAW IT I WAS FANGIRLING WW
Him: baby what are you doing here
Me: .................-------____-------- starting a damn circus what the f*** you think I was doing driving
Handsome: "𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙨"
Me: 𝐮𝐡... 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭.. 𝐎𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨.
Also me: great work lazz! Miss you btw hehe I'm just going through your acc watching every asmr you have and they are all so gooddd keep it up miss you and love you!
Lazz: THERE IS BLOOD COMING FROM YOUR HEAD...!
Me: GOD D5MN IT! ITS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK! AND ITS ONLY MONDAY!!
(Even though its actually Saturday for me)
Howw.
(edit: Im just dumb 🗿 )
@@yanixorkaeya5315 Brother
Lazz: just tell me what happened?!
Me: (computer error sounds) oh what huh oh uh I don’t remember anything 🤪
CAN WE GET A BOYFRIEND X BASKETBALL PLAYER LISTENER???
Ya please
Yes pls
Hold up no wonder I crashed I was DRIVING the CAR 🙋♀️
i love everything about this
I love how there are no dislikes on this video
I LOVE THIS VIDEOS SO MUCHHH
This is Angie she’s a great EMP… WOW WE HAVE THE SAME NAME TWINES
I’m so confused I didn’t know this was only 2 days ago, I felt like this was like 2 weeks ago or at least a month ago
BF: HOLLY SHIT WHAT ARE U DOING HERE!? 😳😳😳😳
me:IM KILLED 12 PEOPLE
@Hanako_Sayuri геній думки...
@Hanako_Sayuri БЛЯТЬ ПОЯСНІТЬ КРАЩЕ МЕНІ ЩО КАЖЕ ВІН І ЩО ТАКЕ ІАШ СРАНИЙ ЬАКО БЕЛЛ....
OH GOD YESSSS! I LOVE COP ASMR! New sub coming your way lazz
This is the offical we want a Part 2 Button like to click it
.
(this comment is still going)
(its still going)
Okay thats all
Istg why is everyone commenting long comments like these 🧅
@@iwishiknewwhatimdoinghere9050 idk too i just wanted to try-
@@AnnaZebrabeach JEIDDD
I love this 🥺❣️
"Are you ok?!"
I prob probably broke my wrist or something
"Your head is bleeding!"
Oh wait it is!
Him: “baby? What are you doing here..!”
Me: so that dude hit me and I’ve been impaled! How exciting, right? Anyways I’m probably gonna die in the next… maybe 10 seconds? So go ahead and say you’re goodbyes cause the wee-woo-wagon ain’t gonna make it on time. ☺️👍✨
Love it keep going!
JUST REMEMBER ITS NOT JUST YOU IM ALSO HIS GIRL