Trump Successfully Wears Pants, Eyes 2024 & Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Cauldron of COVID Garbage
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- A royal baby arrived this weekend, Bachelorette Katie kicked off her new season of “The Bachelorette” on ABC and our vaccinated audience member of the week is a big fan, Donald Trump took the old routine back on the road for the North Carolina state GOP convention where there was talk that he may have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, backwards-seeming pants seem to be a problem for the Republican party in general, Trump seems to be watching our show and discussing it with MyPillow Mike, Marjorie Taylor Greene is busy stirring up a cauldron full of garbage and demanding answers about COVID from President Biden, Pastor Rick Wiles is spreading the Gospel of Misinformation, Jeff Bezos is headed to space, and major corporations are putting out statements in celebration of Pride.
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He stops talking about the Bachelorette at 6:53 and she said omg 48 times thus far. I had to sit through that so you don't have to.
Thank you and goodnight
We salute you, Sir. A true people's hero.
Sadly, I only read the comments after watching the video.. :I Thanks for the service though.
Thank you!
Thank you cause I can’t stand the Bachelorette crap and this audience member SUCKED!!!
They should have counted how many times I said "oh my God, make it stop" before the clip ended.
The pants were on correctly, his head was on backwards.
So how do you explain that hair?
@@robc4191 Roadkill
You can see his diapers. 😂😂🤣
😆
🤣🤣
Every time he opens his fly
Republicans fall out.
@William, LOVE your observation LOL
🤣🤣😂😂🔥🔥🌹
He laying the groundwork for a dementia plea.Woo hoo he had his pants on backwards,set him free.
He had his ‘Depends’ on backwards.
He should have known, put the yellow stained area in the front and the brown stains in back.
Lmao
That's what I thought
No, they were loaded
Thought that was Jared's job.
🤦I've now seen more of The Bachelor than I ever wanted to.
@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda -😂 thanks for the laugh
Oh my god. Me too.
I actually skipped forward through that part.
Agreed!
Donnie had his britches on backwards? Well, that DEPENDS. Was he showing POISE?
Shut up. Biden is killing our country.
@@doradennis2409 we ain't dead yet
@@doradennis2409 try get your information from more diverse sources - but take it slowly too much at once might overwhelm you
Hahaha the pants really do look full of 🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰lolo
Perfect
He didn't have his pants on backwards they were adult dress pants Huggies Pull-Ups.
Right, the front part of his pants looks like he had a diaper on.
Where’s the zipper lining????
Hahshahaha oooo
I am picturing it!
I dont think he has them on backwards. I think it's just an elastic waistband. Both are funny though.
The White House should respond to MTG’s letter with something like “We’re taking your concerns seriously and will conduct a complete investigation and will deliver the report to you on June 31, as requested. “
YES yes Yessssss!!!!!!!!:)
Or circle back circle back circle back
MTG..the spokesperson for Geico. Caveman
YEEEESSSSS!
Looks like there’s a pillow in his pants . He gets them for free from Mike Lindell !!!
This guy is so lazy that I think someone dressed him up
That's not all mike gives him for free.
@@williammielenz3752 I know and that is disgusting, right ? Lol
lol
Your monologue makes my morning coffee so enjoyable, Mr. Jimble Kimball
Many seniors favorite fashion choice...Elastic waists for stylish comfort and expandability.👍
And Depend able ✅😂🤣😂🤣💩💩💩💩💩💩😂🤣😂🤣😂😷
I've been successfully wearing pants properly for decades and I never got a mention in the press.
Life is so unfair.
Markus, you may not achieve the appreciation you deserve in this lifetime, but rest assured, one day, in the beautiful glowing future that will envelop the planet, odes will be sung in your flawless sartorial honor.
That's the MSM for you. Anti-Caucasian 🙄
@@sluttymctits4496 😂
Leave your fly open and you'll get recognized.
He can drink water and wear his pants the right way. Good boy.
t-Rump sat on his wall, t-Rump had a great fall, now nobody wants to see t-Rump ever again at all !!!
Those are the kind of pants old people wear over their diaper.
Pull on elastic waist 🙌
Trump forgot to bring an extra pair of diaper for the speech and when he filled it with poop he had to reverse it so that the other side of his diaper could hold more poop! The people that have worked with him said that he poops a lot and often fills his diaper to full capacity with poop!
Lol 😆
You would know, you wear em everyday
@@jthepler7718 wow what a good burn, you think of that yourself or did your mommy help you with that
The most tremendous pair of pants anyone has ever seen
It was a Perfect pair of pants. So, so, . . . good. lol
They were yuuuuuge
A lot of people are saying, “the best pants” anyone has ever seen.
Tremendous Dependous pair of pants......
"As an incentive, West Virginia is offering cash, guns, and trucks. It's like a showcase for the price is white!". LOL!
@Kember Walkin you must be a whole bunch of fun at parties
@Kember Walkin oooooh, that's so offensive....yeah my mom goes to parties,she has friends and she's middle aged,that's what they do after they've raised families and have grand kids....they enjoy life,except your mom,she's still giving second rate sookies for food scraps at a drive thru Wendy's....irony is there her name too ,,😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Must not live in WV. Everybody, all colors got a gun. Too many 4 legged wild varments here. Why is race always the go to? Oh yeah, division of the people. No thanks.
Those are his "Depends". He's just waiting for someone to change his diapers 😂
Worst job ever 😟
he always looks sloppy in whatever he wears
Biden is going to work at Wal-Mart after 2022 with the rest of the cowards
You can see the wrinkles around the knees, their are backwards! wtf
@@mikej9909 Trumpski will be in jail!
I saw you on CNN earlier
Looks like Mar-a-Lardo needs his diaper changed.
And I thought it was Pence's head.
@@KB-hd4iz hannities
Ya.hes pretty chunky lolol
"Little Lady Lump of a Trump,
Marjorie Taylor Green" 😆
8:58 : "We're going to take back our country at a level that is very ... very ... good!"
That man has such a powerful vocabulary! It makes me go shivery all over!
Bezos needs to do a public service, take Trump into outer space and leave him out there.
Yea!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😷
And Bezos can stay up there too. Bring Elon Musk as well.
I second that motion!
Then we _will_ invaded.
@@TahtahmesDiary why ?
June 31st is Marjorie Taylor Greene Day
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The OMGs are incredible. Worse than "literally".
Those OMGs are literally incredible.
6:58 is when he finally stops talking about the bachelorette
The bachelor and bachelorette franchise needs to end!
Or at least Jimmy could stop spending so much time talking about it.
It's not really a franchise anyway.
I mean, can I buy a Bachelorette franchise and set one up myself like a McDonalds or a Subway franchise? No.
Such pathetic shows. How desperate can you get! Where’s their self respect?
Yeah it so does! It's clearly such a huge ad throughout each show
@@annmercado4810 If it pays my bills I'll get as pathetic and desperate as I need to 🤷♀️
I really wish ABC would stop making Jimmy plug The Bachelorette
Yes! Its a stupid show
The only time l see any of 'The Bachelorette' is when watching Jimmy. The show is not appealing to me at all.
Trump wasn’t wearing his pants backwards. He was just having a heavy-flow day.
Omg so disgustilng. Lolol but great
Hilarious
“I want people to make their own decisions.”. Really donald?
"I'm like a smart person"... Trump
I'm a stable genius.. Okay!!
You have to admit, dem progressives fall apart if someone has an opinion that doesn't match their own. I've found not usually a Republican trait.
@@a.p.5429 republicans fall apart when presented with facts, let alone opinion.
The pants weren’t backwards. That’s just what it looks like when his diaper needs to be changed.
Sure looked like an old guy wearing Depends.
🤣🤣🤣
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 that’s what I was thinking lmao 🤣🤣 that’s exactly what that is!!! LOOK 👈🏽😮
Why not both?
LoL 😂
This is the first time I've laughed so hard all day!!! LOL
Please just never allow me to have a tv again if I ever watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette
These guys don't believe that the virus can reach them but as soon as it does they are first in line to the hospital lol.
Like those who denounce and want to defund the police then race to call 911 when they have trouble?
@@a.p.5429 Defund the police simply means there should be some intervention without police involvement in certain cases.
Looks more like he was wearing depends 😂🤣😂
Backwards pants definitely
Can someone ask about Jerry nadler 👖?
With a DIAPER!
Clown pants
Must have been a wet diaper
Diaper on for sure IMO
My new "Bless your heart..." is "Maybe we should send soup."
Elasticated pull up pants - a godsend for the oldies.
There may very well come a time when you suffer from incontinence, and if that time comes you will remember your mean remarks about "oldies" who have lost their strength.
Charles McGowan - elasticated pull up pants IS indeed a godsend to oldies. Oldies are oldies as youngsters are youngsters. You look for insult where there is none.
"Bad things happened": Dolt 45 sums up his legacy.
Corn pop was a bad dude you know
Well I guess Biden will never have to respond because it will never be June 31st 😂
Lol.
and this woman is an elected congress woman! Between this June 31 and the Jewish laser claim! what kind of school did she attended?
The trickle of GQP tears in the comments is one of the best things about new Kimmel videos.
Ew wtf
Pants backwards is the message that “the Great reversal will happen”.
Back to hell where he started.
Literally the Q-cult will run with that 🤦♀️
If your old enough like me… you’ll remember a hip hop duo named cross cross and it was 2 teenage boys maybe they were even younger when they started, that wore their clothes backwards,pro team jerseys and jeans,had videos on MTV,yeah they had those years ago…
@@jdsharp4033 what’s an mtv?
@@mikehorton6195 Music Television
My God, that man (trump) was the president of the United States...😱😳😭
He will be president again.
Allegedly...
@@soma7891 keep dreaming
@@mv3967 Or dictator. It doesn't matter how, but he will be in power again.
President of tapioca pudding
I very successfully wear my pants correctly. You know: No one has ever seen pants worn that correctly before, I tell you. No-one. It's a great success. Greater than any success.
I bet a lot of people, good people, smart people, say to you, “Sir that is the best attempt at wearing pants the correct way that we have ever seen in the history of wearing pants!”
They're good pants, the best pants, the likes of which you've never seen. If Jesus wore pants, it would be these.
😂😂😂
😃 🤔🤑It might be like a stripper. His pants are made that way. To keep the con-money & checks he gets from his suckers/Supporters!?!
"Many people are saying,a tremendous amount of people are saying that my pants are worn more correctly than anyone else has worn their pants in the entire history of this country and possibly the world..."
Rewatching Jimmy during the 2023 strikes. Come back Jimmy! COME BACK!
Reminds me of that joke about two guys going fishing together and coming back never having caught any fish.
Go forward 7 minutes if you wanna skip everything “The Bachelorette”.
Seriously at the 7:00 mark. I’m not even kidding.
Wish I had noticed this in time. Dang it. Never liked that show.
Thanks!
The segment with the 48 OMG was hilarious 😂
same. fast forward through studio audience & bachelorette segments.
Thanks so much
6:53 is when they stop talking about the bachelorette
Not all heroes wear capes.
Oh my God
Thank you
Marjorie, you will get your truth on June 31st! Truly.
Well done, great segment Jimmy. This one was spot on.
Can you imagine, a president foolish enough, where wearing his pants backwards isn't so far off from reality that no one thinks its not true.
Can you imagine a GOD coming back to earth to fix it and when some folks have sex they sometimes scream Oh god...yes, yes, oh god yes!
@@habibahahmad9632 Um... what?
@@doctorthirteen5727 The explanation for that comment should be good. 🤔
Can you imagine a president that doesn’t remember what he said 2 minutes ago and csnt process a sentence. Crazy world
@@habibahahmad9632 what are you babbling about?
Y'all, make sure you're going out to vote in each election.
And remind your family and friends to vote.
Jimmy should have come out with his pants backwards 🤣
What a pastor. They shouldn’t give him vaccines or treat him. Now who’s stupid
Actually 45looked like his depends was full.
"A showcase for the Price is WHITE!!"...."Chris Christy looks like he's tryna sneak a meatloaf in.." LOL KIMMEL's A GENIUS!!!
So are his writers.
Lol his liberal writers know how to rile up the stupid masses
@@bradgotch They actually do the hard work!
Litterally its the coup Cluts Clan
@@drawyournameshow6400 more like the "koo-koo klutz klan🤪"
"It's Pride Month at Bass Pro Shops...Plenty of hard-wearing plaid fashions, for Her AND Her!"
The show starts at 6:54. Before that, it's a long and tedious Bachelorette commercial.
Trump: "I'm going to be reinstated in August and Mexico is going to pay for it." 😅
🤣😂🤣😂 the sicko trump really have love hate relationship with Mexico 🇲🇽
@@dana.j9062 Wait till he finds out how many times Mexican film directors won Best Director and Mexican Cinematographers won Best Cinematography at the Oscars 😂😂😂
Lmao
Poor delusional Donny 😁
Ok. E1june smh
“I’m gonna get reinstated as president AND become Speaker of the House.”
Ideally, you want the president and House Speaker to be two different people.😑
Why would you want those positions to go to two different people? Imagine how easier it would be to commit treason if he personally held both spots
"... and I want to own the A-G. Wait, I already did that in 2018."
...and after that he would run the senate, and the supreme court....as he burns the constitution, and the flag it once represented.
@Richard Rivera THANK YOU 💓 its one of the few things that make me genuinely happy anymore lol
Maybe he can be Speaker of the Big House, and negotiate an extra slice of Bologna.
He’s sure rocking the defeated man look 🤩
Killer monologue!!! Keep up the fight!!! Btw that’s a man diaper! Many people wear them his age .... before they die!
Still reminded that trump speaks English at a fourth grade level.
"... at a level that is very very good."
Fourth graders know this is awful english.
Oh, was that English?
Linguists have actually called it a proto language lol
Trump couldn't read the word "catastrophe", so the pro-Trump sites showed Biden struggling with teleprompters.
This comment was really, really, very very very "good".
Swish, nailed it.
He was not wearing the pants backwards.
In fact it looks like he wore diapers.
And they look full.
He does wear them.
Do you have proof ?
@@A3Kr0n 🤣
Kimmel spends entirely too much time talking about those stupid Bachelor shows. Moving on until the season's over.
I just skip those parts.
"...almost embarrassing."? That should be fully embarrassing.
This is the only "the bachelor " I have ever seen....and it was far to much 😂
I laughed so hard I started crying.. cant remember the last time I laughed so hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeap it's really funny, to know it a true vibe there was no diaper mention, it is indeed a true talk
OH MY GOD! Dump? WTH? Wow, most men’s pants show a fly of some sort.
"The Bachelor " and "Bachelorette” are two of the most mindless shows on TV.
And Jimmy freely admits it.
OMG!
Agreed!?
It looked to me like he was wearing polyester stretch pants like my mom used to wear!!
Except for the accumulated wrinkles from sitting all day.
Yes! My mom had these dressy pants with elastic waist she wore for work and this is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the pants!
Man, it doesn't take a lot to "piss" off Donnie these days! Just look at his pants front!
@@leannevandekew1996 oh yeah i forgot about that. Not only does trump tower have everything gold, he loves the golden showers the most LOL. Except when there is not enuff water pressure lol. the fact that he talked about water pressure and flushing a toilet in a speech still amazes me.
Bwahahaha that's a funny one...
@@leannevandekew1996 Biden was the one touching kids on camera, also same person who called 'holding facilities' cages
@@sherryelle225 wait until Biden gives you up a golden shower, karen
@@Bastardwnobounds Oh no the troll can't take the heat. Why r u even in the comment section of this video? Ur just here to troll period and u cant stand somebody talking about ur sweety trump. Dont b butt hurt though cause when ur boy is in prison soon he will have all kinds of other hairy trolls 2 keep him company.
Haha FORTY EIGHT "OMG's"?!?! 😂 That's hilarious.
His diaper leaks, yeah the stage clown has no emotion, he’s immune to embarrassment.
His pants may not have been on backwards, but his diaper certainly was.
Are you sure that wasn't Mike Pence's head?
Nobody wins with the Bachelor.
especially the audience.
Umm, it does take those crazies out of circulation for a bit, so I'd say we all win a little.
Tried watching it once, don't think I lasted 10 minutes. That's 5 minutes more that I could tolerate the Apprentice. True & factual. ✋
Especially the audience
IT'S PATHETIC AND SICK THAT SHOW AMERICA...
Great overall. Writing was top notch this episode and the zingers jest kep a-comin'! 😂
Oh my God, "I'M GOING TO SLIT MY THROAT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE"
If you know any older men who are incontinent, then you've seen that wardrobe malfunction before. Trump needs to buy a size larger to handle his "Denpends".
His tailor isn’t doing him any favors either.
Walking billboard for Depends!!!!what’s in your Diaper I mean wallet?????🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Trump has 15lbs of 💩 in his 5lb limited depends. Trumps depends has runneth 10lbs over.
And the way he sits like he is on a toilet all the time probably due to his man-girdle & shoe lifts must play havoc on his pantaloons smoothness too.
Poor One and Done Don, he's melting away right in front of us...😂
Collie wobbles might be the best thing I've ever heard
The "BACHELOR" ought to be called "Sloppy 2nds"🤢
Q: Why did Biden remove the CDC scientist who was observing the Wuhan Labs?
A: Ask Trump. It was Trump, not Biden, who fired him in 2017.
Find another venue. Comment invalid. No offence intended.
@@sealyoness how?
@@sealyoness YOU need to find another venue!
You are silly! Obama administration funded the wuhan labs Apparently! Fauci was The nih boss. The virus was an American project... not Chinese. Why do you think assange sits in jail for telling the truth. Wikileaks documents show everything! Our media is covering up the biggest treasonous administration in American history. They funded Isis in Libya and Syria. Overthrew an elected government in ukraine. Manafort was hired by Obama! He worked along side CONSTANTINE MILINECK in Ukraine. McCain brokered the deals on behalf of obama administration. They included weapons for isis and the insurgents in ukraine. Sold 20 percent of Americas uranium to Russia. Uranium one deal. Blame trump... ok? While wikileaks documented dumps showed everything. The duran has covered the dumps for 3 years. Wake up America!!!!
@@tdmprofit3708 I hope you returned the money the Bidden administration gave you….
8:59 "We're going to take back our country, and we're going to take it back at a level that is very, very...good." HOW IS ANYONE INSPIRED BY THIS MAN-POTATO?!
He was at a loss for words. Happens with dementia.
Beats the hell out of me...
Pastor Rick Wiles....deserves to personally see his prediction come true!
Now THAT was the "very, very good" icing on the cake! Twumpy, you simply need to change your (cough-cough) hairdresser. WOW, Greene never ceases to amuse me. June 31st? Her calculator must have failed, you think? DAHHHHH! Please to excuse us Pastor Wiles, but did you see "stupid" in the mirror again?
"More votes than any sitting president" eccept for the person that beat him.
Which is also what he wasn't in 2016...the guy's the poster boy for Hypocrisy.
Romney had a greater percentage of the votes , against Obama. It was that more people voted in general and the last election did not even break the highest total of voters by percentage .
TRUE THAT !
He’s a genuine nit wit.
Dead people voted for Biden, and you know it!!
"Fibberacci", "Big Calendar", and "The Price Is White" are competing for most ingenious joke.
Cofffeefe!!!!!!❤️🤩👍
I vote "price is white"
Not the first time he's used Fibberacci though.
@@louisedost8476 to this day when i msg a chum to go grab a drink,. its Covefefe? and everyone knows what im saying its great
I thought the soup reference deserved a mention
"Rainbow trout"!!!😂😂🤣👍🏻
President Scroob just went through the spaceball teleporter 🤣
Trump : It's just the nappy. Depend on it.
😜
Trump is gonna always be my boy!
Only thing to look forward to on a Monday is late night comedy.
🎯
So true.
can't wait for football season
Yes 😀
For real. And John Oliver on Monday morning
This is the most Bachelorette I have ever seen. And ever will.
Omg cellmates lolol. Too good. God bless :)
The pants weren't on backwards, that's exactly how they are worn...by orange clowns.
🤣🤣😂😂
You are correct sir!
I just spit coffee.
"more votes than any other sitting president in history." this is only something to brag about if you stay president.
That is only thing he can say after he lost the election
It's almost like saying "I'm 10 feet tall and I got picked last for the basketball game." Yeah, that's how much you suck at basketball.
It also is the brag of a loser. Nothing will change the numbers that Biden won, several million votes more than Trump. Now THAT is a record, of a winner. Trump remains a loser.
Need he be reminded of some of his numbers he doesn't brag about?
* lowest presidential approval numbers in modern history
* lost the popular vote against HRC, who won over 5 million votes
* 2x impeached president
* 3 marriages
* 6 bankruptcies
* 26 + sexual assault charges
Dude is a whiny girl dog.. A straight up Man Child.. Damn.. You lost!! Just come back in 2024 and try to win again and stop telling lies on an election you lost.. This is what happens when mommy and daddy doesn't tell you no or they always cheat for you to get a win you don't deserve it/earned it, this is what you get.. A Man Child/A Woman Child..
And yet he lost😂😂😂😂something else he’s turned to 💩💩
I love seeing all this panic 🤣🤣
Love you Jimmy you make me laugh and give me the news double whammy