One time in the lobby, I made a soup store where I made soup and turned people into soup, but the cops kept investigating us because one of my employees had rabies and the other one kept selling illegal substances in the alleyways. Edit: in case you're wondering who was selling illegal substances, it was Medkit.
Giggling, screeching, vomiting, coughing, crying, cackling, backflipping, seizuring, tweaking. THE LAGGY MEDKIT GETTING SUPPORT WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUPPORT ( i love PHIGHTING!)
YOOO i saw the slow medkit at 3:40 in a lobby too!! they played as boombox and the whole lobby followed them around making sure they didn't get hurt.. which failed when a katana told them to jump off the bridge. We then soon formed a cult of boomboxes and followed each other around, it was a funny experience and i still have the screenshots
The best part of Phighting is the role play in crossroads I have never laughed as hard as I would normally except when role playing with others in crossroads
One time I saw four Subspaces selling tacos in a taco truck... only issue was that the taco mix was urinated in and Banhammer kept hunting them down since they killed multiple customers with poisoned tacos
skateboard was selling body parts in a truck, medkit purchased his eye back, and subspace supplied skate with more parts. biograft exposed medkit of his multiple affairs (cough subkit cough medhammer) and he apparently tops in both. in the same group of people btw
That kinda happened the same to me except they kept saying "if I don't get oil from creator I turn phreaky" Now I have full permission to tell a subspace main to give biograft his oil💀
one time i was a subspace, afterwards, a slingshot(?) started chasing, then did a boombox, katana, and then the entire phighter class, even his own creation (top 10 most saddest betrayals of all time)
Here at the Phighting zoo, we have all of the different types of players with their own "talent" (Or curse I shall say)! For example, here (3:36) is the laggy Medkit! He's pretty chill, so don't worry, but he lags A LOT, and would sometimes disappear out of nowhere, some had to get put down by Subspace because they kept escaping 👍😁 Don't worry! No other laggy Medkits were harmed when that was happening!
Once me (Ban Hammer) and a Medkit was doing rp in a server, it was just supposed to be a short rp session. It ended up going for 2 HOURS. 2 HOURS OF GAY ROLEPLAY AND K DRAMA ASS PLOT TWISTS. There was so many mentions of cheating (all bc of me dying from laughter and misspelling Medkit) and at one point Medkit dies, respawns as emokit, and it turns into toxic yaoi. Medkit then steals from the taco truck multiple times and Coil dies. There was a Scythe throwing up every time someone (medhammer) was gay, it was hilarious. I got 30 screenshots of the whole 2 hours and each one is more ridiculous than the last. I ended up friending that Medkit and Scythe, and we’re still in touch now :)
I was in a lobby as a Medkit and soon there were like 20 Medkit and we hunted down a subspace and biograft. And in another lobby, my friend was Shurifin and a subspace commanded an army of biografts to “GET THE FISH”
one time in a lobby, i joined in a server where a medkit was being sexually harrased by a banhammer and a scythe protecting him..... felt like a fever dream ffs 😭😭
bro last time I was in a Phighting! lobby there was a laggy aah sword, and lil bro was so laggy that he straight up flew like a moth into the light very slowly and died
one time i was marshmallow sword and i had an army of slingshots, calling them my cats but subspace wanted me dead and sent a biograft after me but then i adopted the biograft
Once I saw a subspace type in chat "Ah~ Meddy~ It feels so good..! D-Don't stop!" Then the entire lobby started hunting him down (Including a group of medcarrots), then the subspace went to the edge and everyone was like "JUMP!!!" "DO IT" but they didn't do it soooooooo
I was I one lobby once there was a skateboard getting past roblox swear barrier with Ukrainian translator the skate was having a sizure and he tried to you know what to me I was playing Medkit lost temple skin I was losing my mind tbh
I watched subspace marry himself after horrible customer service at a fast food outlet run by a biograft, idk apparently he said it was an orphanage or whatever that is
Reasons why I avoid being my main in phighting lobbies (Medkit) …I have atleast 10 encounters of either Subspace, Banhammer, Vinestaff, etc trying to ship themselves with me without asking if I’m fine with these types of roleplays first (Personally I don’t ship anything so it was so awkward, some apologised but most just continued trying to force it and I ended up leaving and swapping servers-)
I once saw a Cutiespace trying to commit suicide by throwing the haze at himself over and over. Another time while I was AFK, a Subspace kept on placing mines around me (I was playing as Medkit during this time), and as soon as I got back on, he ran away and acted like nothing happened …..
Bruh one time in a server there was an army of biografts which were all led by some subspace, and then somehow it spiraled into among us of trying to find the fake biograft??? Then we became banhammers and made the fbi and killed said subspace??
Bro one time almost everyone managed to scare a banhammer main. It was so funny! I was boombox and I really scared him a lot especially when I asked him to dance and a rocket main tried to choke the banhammer main.
help guys when i was a sword a pj rocket started backshotting me and said "stay still sword~" and i started talking in very improper spelling and grammar and repeatedly started saying the words "バナナブレッド！バナナ！" and "hlep"
I was playing earlier and I saw subspace running away from medkit, and I turned to biograft and ran towards medkit, and medkit started running away from me and subspace just follows us, and after that medkit told subspace that I might have rabies so I went along and spammed "RARAARRARAISHSGA" and medkit ran away again as I chase him 😭
One time there was a horny medcarrot that everyone runs from them. The medkit mostly chase two people, me (cutiespace) and a maid slingshot(forgot the name of the skin).
![Instilling Fear Into Players As Biograft [PHIGHTING!]](/img/n.gif)
props for the boombox trying our nose candy
yes :3
*where do you sell da candi*
there’s an expendable at door 30… go get him!!!
One time in the lobby, I made a soup store where I made soup and turned people into soup, but the cops kept investigating us because one of my employees had rabies and the other one kept selling illegal substances in the alleyways.
Edit: in case you're wondering who was selling illegal substances, it was Medkit.
rabies was prolly a biograft
@@Requiem_xx actually they were a shuriken.
this shall be my dream tonight thanks
i think i might be there,, was it weed soup or
@@AB0VETHEST4RS soup soup
i once got over half the server to all use boombox and jumpscare a random banhammer by all ulting from the top of the tower
XD THATS AWESOME
THATS SO FUNNY
I LOVE THAT BRO 😭
I do that too 🤑🤑
YOOO, POOR BAN HAMMER 😭
I remember a cult of slingshotters traumatizing a medkit
SO DO I LMAO CATSHOT ID TRAUMATIZ8NG😊
i saw a cult of medkits bullying biograft with healing
It happened to me today but... They were cozyshots and they were chasing me 😭😭
HELP I WAS ONE OF THE COZYSHOTS
was the medkits username humbuminty……
Giggling, screeching, vomiting, coughing, crying, cackling, backflipping, seizuring, tweaking. THE LAGGY MEDKIT GETTING SUPPORT WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUPPORT ( i love PHIGHTING!)
you forgot combusting
@Limelighted mb bro I was too emotional to even realise😢
@@Dualityork 😭😭🙏
YOOO i saw the slow medkit at 3:40 in a lobby too!! they played as boombox and the whole lobby followed them around making sure they didn't get hurt.. which failed when a katana told them to jump off the bridge. We then soon formed a cult of boomboxes and followed each other around, it was a funny experience and i still have the screenshots
i saw em too LMFAOOOO, i still remember that user
I do remember a boombox cult forming, I wad a buster rocket tho, so it could be different
i was in a cult of boomboxes as well! we nuked crossroads and i was the leader!!!
Live laugh love slow med
“Wow that fanfic was amazi-“ famous last words
3:37 The bluetooth device is ready to pair
THE SWOCKET THING IN THE CHAT IS SOMETHING I EXPERIENCED 5 TIMES AND ONE TIME THE ENTIRE SERVER WAS HUNTING GHEM DOWN😭☠️
have you ever witnessed a skate and a Shuriken insulting each other in french...
(I must say it didn't ended on how it should have ended)
@@M1lk_Cafein do u know what they said?
@@PDGMAM3 yes...
As a sword main it always pains me
OH HELL NAW THE SUSSY DELULU ROCKET MAN HUNT 😭 💀
The best part of Phighting is the role play in crossroads I have never laughed as hard as I would normally except when role playing with others in crossroads
personally boombox is tweakin at 0:04 second i have seen that gucci medkit everywhere 0:31
GUCCI MEDKIT IM CRYING
LMFAO@@mysticaanimates615
@@mysticaanimates615aka McDonald’s WiFi medkit
One time I saw four Subspaces selling tacos in a taco truck... only issue was that the taco mix was urinated in and Banhammer kept hunting them down since they killed multiple customers with poisoned tacos
skateboard was selling body parts in a truck, medkit purchased his eye back, and subspace supplied skate with more parts.
biograft exposed medkit of his multiple affairs (cough subkit cough medhammer) and he apparently tops in both.
in the same group of people btw
8:34 MEDSLIDE?
Phighting lobby’s are their own thing bc why did I see a biograft yell “FREAKYMODE ACTIVATED” 😭😭😭
That kinda happened the same to me except they kept saying "if I don't get oil from creator I turn phreaky"
Now I have full permission to tell a subspace main to give biograft his oil💀
one time i was a subspace, afterwards, a slingshot(?) started chasing, then did a boombox, katana, and then the entire phighter class, even his own creation (top 10 most saddest betrayals of all time)
Here at the Phighting zoo, we have all of the different types of players with their own "talent" (Or curse I shall say)! For example, here (3:36) is the laggy Medkit! He's pretty chill, so don't worry, but he lags A LOT, and would sometimes disappear out of nowhere, some had to get put down by Subspace because they kept escaping 👍😁 Don't worry! No other laggy Medkits were harmed when that was happening!
that is why i love this game. lobby can get a bit… quirky
3:39 lil bro got them burger king wifi 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥
7:07 bro was galloping out of there 😭
Once me (Ban Hammer) and a Medkit was doing rp in a server, it was just supposed to be a short rp session. It ended up going for 2 HOURS. 2 HOURS OF GAY ROLEPLAY AND K DRAMA ASS PLOT TWISTS. There was so many mentions of cheating (all bc of me dying from laughter and misspelling Medkit) and at one point Medkit dies, respawns as emokit, and it turns into toxic yaoi. Medkit then steals from the taco truck multiple times and Coil dies. There was a Scythe throwing up every time someone (medhammer) was gay, it was hilarious. I got 30 screenshots of the whole 2 hours and each one is more ridiculous than the last.
I ended up friending that Medkit and Scythe, and we’re still in touch now :)
“Rocket’s being sus, find him!”
A few seconds later
“WHERE ARE YOU LIL BRO IM GONNA TOUCH YOU””
0:00 drugs boombox
Not the lawn mower outside matching up with the boomboxes spinning 💀
never played and have no clue how the game works so this is both intriguing and horrifying.
-i think i found a new game to play.-
this is only half the shit you'll see in the lobby : ) the game's pretty fun though
Phighting lobby’s are so unhinged and I love it
I was in a lobby as a Medkit and soon there were like 20 Medkit and we hunted down a subspace and biograft.
And in another lobby, my friend was Shurifin and a subspace commanded an army of biografts to “GET THE FISH”
its so over if they add built in voice chat
voice chat but everyone just makes keytar noises
lobbies are more interesting than the game itself
i saw someone defuse a BOMB. in a lobby
@@A_very_bad_username i saw 2 hyperlasers lay an egg because of 3 katanas. But subspace crushed it
What the fu-@@efthdfg
one time in a lobby, i joined in a server where a medkit was being sexually harrased by a banhammer and a scythe protecting him..... felt like a fever dream ffs 😭😭
HGWAT
Why do people sometimes forget those are real people? Unless they consent to it thats a bit rude dont you think?
@@F1guRas real, idk if they were consenting tho
@@mojimnx1 i mean it's a harmless joke unless the medkit said `no`
Wtaf 💀
7:10 Bros got that mario jump HAHA
THE "I HOPE U GET PISSED ON" 💀💀
I was in the vid, i was that random cozyshot 💀 3:44
bro you lagging hard lol
nice wifi!!
Lol@@Min_746
phighting lobbies trying not to roleplay (impossible) :
Actually most lobbies im in never have that. I have never seen a roleplay in phighting before
i love phighting lobbies cause i just be there for 2 hours straight doing stupid shit with other people and not even playing the actual game-
The fact that i was in a laggy medkit server too and we used slingshot and spammed m1 to make that medkit lag so hard 😭🙏
Lagkit
Thats kinda mean tho
ive seen that tbh_creature in my server once. still traumatized
Same bro 🙏
SAME HELP
1:07 Borned to slash, Forced to Splash
bro last time I was in a Phighting! lobby there was a laggy aah sword, and lil bro was so laggy that he straight up flew like a moth into the light very slowly and died
That poor Medkit lmao
Yeah I felt sorry for them, although they didn’t seem too mad. If that was me I would of actually been pissed lol
one time i was marshmallow sword and i had an army of slingshots, calling them my cats but subspace wanted me dead and sent a biograft after me but then i adopted the biograft
Once I saw a subspace type in chat "Ah~ Meddy~ It feels so good..! D-Don't stop!" Then the entire lobby started hunting him down (Including a group of medcarrots), then the subspace went to the edge and everyone was like "JUMP!!!" "DO IT" but they didn't do it soooooooo
i once joined on a subspace chasing a medkit and yelling “MEDKITTY COME HERE”
Erm. I think that may have been me...
Lmaoo I saw this same lagkit in another server, kept telling him he needs to get gucci wifi while trying to sell him magic fairy dust!
I was I one lobby once there was a skateboard getting past roblox swear barrier with Ukrainian translator the skate was having a sizure and he tried to you know what to me I was playing Medkit lost temple skin I was losing my mind tbh
0:25
THE LAGGY MEDKIT 😭
I watched subspace marry himself after horrible customer service at a fast food outlet run by a biograft, idk apparently he said it was an orphanage or whatever that is
Reasons why I avoid being my main in phighting lobbies (Medkit)
…I have atleast 10 encounters of either Subspace, Banhammer, Vinestaff, etc trying to ship themselves with me without asking if I’m fine with these types of roleplays first
(Personally I don’t ship anything so it was so awkward, some apologised but most just continued trying to force it and I ended up leaving and swapping servers-)
1:09 wtf 😭
I was the 7mko medkit haiii god that crossroad server was horrendous
THE ID CHATS ARE SO FUNNY HELL😭😭
Man, these lobbies are going to become a lot like the tf2 community xd
I can actually see that
oh my days i recognize that lagkit i saw them in another server before 😭😭
HELP IN THE LOBBY AS KATANA I SAW A HYPER AND ENDED UP CHASING HIM FOR A CLAP- (meanwhile bio was having a rabies moment)
phreaky rocket 😨
I once saw a Cutiespace trying to commit suicide by throwing the haze at himself over and over.
Another time while I was AFK, a Subspace kept on placing mines around me (I was playing as Medkit during this time), and as soon as I got back on, he ran away and acted like nothing happened …..
3:43 it starts to glitching!! 🤯🤯😱😱
Once, I joined a sv, Banhammer was banging Medkit, then chasing after Subspace, then going back to Medkit, BUT I WAS THE NEXT MEDKIT 😰
HOLDUP
1:15 banhammer is the TF2 Spy…. Gentlemen-
I see the briefcase is safe?
Safe and Sound
Yea it is
mhm
Lobbies are wild٫ i was harassed and told to kms by 6 medkits bc i was existing as subspace
Once in a lobby I was in a squad of meds trying to hunt down a bio to cure their rabies
The fastest medlag has ever ran : 7:12
Bruh one time in a server there was an army of biografts which were all led by some subspace, and then somehow it spiraled into among us of trying to find the fake biograft??? Then we became banhammers and made the fbi and killed said subspace??
6:14
COOKIE RUN KINGDOM MENTION😨😨😨😨
I was in a lobby once and there was also a Rocket saying silly little things. Why is it always the Rockets 🙏
Bro one time almost everyone managed to scare a banhammer main. It was so funny! I was boombox and I really scared him a lot especially when I asked him to dance and a rocket main tried to choke the banhammer main.
help guys when i was a sword a pj rocket started backshotting me and said "stay still sword~" and i started talking in very improper spelling and grammar and repeatedly started saying the words "バナナブレッド！バナナ！" and "hlep"
1:09 Rocket got a bit too silly sry 😞
A group of Scythes (including me) went to go hunt a subspace.
mmm crossroads in phighting are great, i once made a biograft cult and we chased around a subspace and medkit
that rocket guy thinked sword was c*mming inside him 💀💀💀
I was chased as medkit by Subspaces biografts.
Also bonus that Subspace decided to do smth weird.
I remember making a cult of scythes and I was their leader for a while until I got overthrown (it soon became a cult of boomboxes)
It's like when Medic needed me (I was Subspace) to go get Bio because he was becoming Biofish 💀💀
CONGATULATIONS!! YOU EARNED A NEW SUB!!
""this is most disturbing.."" - the music i unno
BRO I THINK I GOT INTO A SERVER WITH THE SAME ROCKET
Bro turned from lawyers to argument to peeophelia💀‼️‼️
I have no idea why but when i joined a lobby with Scythe everyone switched to vinestaff and screamed at me
medkit was going over the speed limit so they gave them a anvil to inhale, what’s why they are slow
For a while i didnt know you could left click to keep going as skate so i thought you HAD to do tricks to keep going :(
Oh also one time i chased down someone with the sword skate skin as banhammer
1:06 bro😭
As a Boombox main, this is horrorfiying
swocket is getting out of hand
Once i was in a lobby and 3 katanas were chilling so i wanted to interact with them and all 3 of them started chasing me lol
i remember me and 2 other boomboxes stalking skateboard and trying to sell him drugs
WAIT THATS THE GUCCIKIT I MET HIM LOL
As someone who constantly lags I feel that medkit
Also its not every nice having people attack you making your device more laggy :/
I was playing earlier and I saw subspace running away from medkit, and I turned to biograft and ran towards medkit, and medkit started running away from me and subspace just follows us, and after that medkit told subspace that I might have rabies so I went along and spammed "RARAARRARAISHSGA" and medkit ran away again as I chase him 😭
THAT ROCKET THING HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY PLEASEE IM LOSING MY BRAINCELLS
i’m slowly becoming a phighting fan
4:57 medkit heavy angst
"Biograft named glitterbomb"
I bought Knight Skate yesterday at the evening :)
That is my first skin
I remember few people in this video actually
If you wanna know
alright then.
IS BOOMBOX OKAY HELFPEHE
Fr tho, sword felt so good inside me ;)
Aw hell naw
WHAT
You, need help.
Oh my god, cut the internet cable, please
HELPP I WAS THE BANHAMMEE TALKING TO MEDSLIDE (he called me a swear word)
NO BUT WHY DOD BOTH MY MAINS HAVE TO BE SILLY IN CHAT…
IM CRYIBG
One time there was a horny medcarrot that everyone runs from them. The medkit mostly chase two people, me (cutiespace) and a maid slingshot(forgot the name of the skin).
oh my god not the medcarrot... also thr skins called catshot
AINT NO WAY