Daz Watches Lil Pump ESSKEETIT

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  • @Space-Pug
    @Space-Pug 4 роки тому +1404

    I love how when Daz reads the lyrics he shows absolutely no enthusiasm at all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lecookiemonster2939
      @lecookiemonster2939 4 роки тому +9

      Space Pug that’s like my fav thing bout him (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @Khe2BVevo
      @Khe2BVevo 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kittenmittenfoxy6904
      @kittenmittenfoxy6904 2 роки тому +8

      He still make it sound better😂😂

    • @darrenmiles1795
      @darrenmiles1795 11 місяців тому +5

      I concur! My nigga Daz had me dying while pissing my pants laughing! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @T3DDZILLA
    @T3DDZILLA 4 роки тому +5724

    *Lil Pump’s parents are still waiting for his first words-*

    • @thatonegirl5781
      @thatonegirl5781 4 роки тому +226

      His mum:cmon!! WHERE AEE U GETTING THIS CRAP FROM?!
      The dad:BRR skirt skirt! Say bitch for me

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 роки тому +28

      As of the time hey watch his song videos theyve learned his first million words

    • @yewrachel
      @yewrachel 4 роки тому +13

      Kageyama the black

    • @kamranbahadur7588
      @kamranbahadur7588 4 роки тому +10

      @@yewrachel asahi the old

    • @alishameloy5573
      @alishameloy5573 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao 😂

  • @Tyler-io9lo
    @Tyler-io9lo 6 років тому +3588

    "He looks like he belongs on the scare floor of Monster's Inc." 😂

  • @mrmarblemub7933
    @mrmarblemub7933 4 роки тому +700

    Mom: say the first word it’s gonna be mom
    Dad: no it’s dad
    Lil pump: brrr I got a fridge on my neck I like to flex

  • @savannahgoodwin7262
    @savannahgoodwin7262 6 років тому +976

    "You can't just invent a word"
    *laughs in Shakespeare*

    • @tekakwitha1064
      @tekakwitha1064 6 років тому +12

      Savannah Goodwin That was exactly what I was thinking😂

    • @a.mae0476
      @a.mae0476 5 років тому +13

      Shakespeare looking into the future be like, "hold my beer," 😂

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 роки тому +3

      Well Edgar Allan poe incented he word "Nevermore" soo...

  • @_spanghew7257
    @_spanghew7257 4 роки тому +951

    "Poppin out eggs poppin out eggs poppin out eggs"
    He really is a bird then 😂

  • @briannajohnson7108
    @briannajohnson7108 5 років тому +1005

    Daz: “Oop,the bird is back”
    Me: **dying of laughter**

  • @LizyIsLost
    @LizyIsLost 4 роки тому +192

    Daz reading the lyrics trying to interpret them is making me so happy. He could be so off but he’s so confident it makes it automatically better 😂 I love you man

  • @SamaraJadePearce
    @SamaraJadePearce 4 роки тому +571

    Daz: "ooh the birds are back!?"
    Me: WaSteD

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 роки тому +8

      Me: (gets in a car wreck) *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF*
      My Car: *radio plays the Wasted Sound Effect*
      My Airbag: Wasted
      Me: (dies of laughter and serious fatal injury)

    • @dboyzarebest5895
      @dboyzarebest5895 4 роки тому +4

      That’s when you know you’ve made it your chocking on diamonds

  • @deathisinevitable7843
    @deathisinevitable7843 4 роки тому +831

    Nobody:
    Lil pump: ouu, ouu, chyeah, brr
    Daz: “is someone falling down the stairs?”

    • @sarahbaggott673
      @sarahbaggott673 3 роки тому +7

      Me: *pauses falling down the stairs*no.....brrr ouu 🤭

    • @Meeskait1992
      @Meeskait1992 3 роки тому +3

      I love your Juice WRLD profile picture!

    • @claytonlane3731
      @claytonlane3731 3 роки тому +1

      Me: quotes that

  • @adamdoyle1516
    @adamdoyle1516 6 років тому +424

    "He looks like a Mr. Whippy ice cream"
    Daz Black - April 2018

  • @hahasofunny6923
    @hahasofunny6923 4 роки тому +109

    the way he sounds so confused while reading the lyrics cracks me up
    he's like tf is he tryna say?

  • @Lola-xp5dy
    @Lola-xp5dy 6 років тому +392

    "He looks like he belongs on the scare floor at monsters inc"
    *spits out tea*

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 6 років тому +3

      That was brilliant!! XD Thank the Lord I wasn't drinking anything at that point!! 💦💦💦

    • @Lola-xp5dy
      @Lola-xp5dy 6 років тому +2

      Elliot4 0 4 me too😂

    • @samantharunham533
      @samantharunham533 6 років тому +1

      i looked at this comment just when daz said that line

  • @roryrand9639
    @roryrand9639 6 років тому +1994

    He says,” everything you did i done did it.” Which is funny because he obviously didnt go to school

    • @Masterdiamondman
      @Masterdiamondman 6 років тому +18

      Rory Rand True that

    • @midyoongs1051
      @midyoongs1051 6 років тому +36

      Rory Rand *ROASTED*

    • @Mmmaybe
      @Mmmaybe 6 років тому +24

      Wait you just made me realize he's never had a normal job so he hasn't done that

    • @zackargyle7967
      @zackargyle7967 6 років тому +10

      Yo he went to Harvard bud

    • @midyoongs1051
      @midyoongs1051 6 років тому +32

      Jamie Lindholm well he didn't learn anything

  • @lizann8161
    @lizann8161 4 роки тому +677

    *you look like you belong on the scare floor at Monster’s Inc.*
    IM DEAD

  • @somerandomsimmer8564
    @somerandomsimmer8564 4 роки тому +185

    UA-cam really said: *CAPTIONS UNAVAILABLE*
    I DON'T BLAME YOU UA-cam

  • @d0peasshh410
    @d0peasshh410 4 роки тому +1675

    Lil pumps mum: I hope he becomes a doctor!
    Lil pumps dad: I hope he's a lawyer!
    19 years later...
    Lil pump: bRr

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 4 роки тому +86

      Great he became a bird.

    • @poison6150
      @poison6150 4 роки тому +15

      Nah it'd be more like
      Lil Pumps dad: I hope he become a crip
      Lil Pumps mom: I hope he become a blood!
      Lil pumps dad: Nigga what you just say?!?!
      *gunshots heard*

    • @maxwellboucher8595
      @maxwellboucher8595 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @rileyjago6598
      @rileyjago6598 4 роки тому

      Yeah well

    • @aurelcalota1090
      @aurelcalota1090 4 роки тому +2

      Goochi gang

  • @StrwbrryyMilk666
    @StrwbrryyMilk666 6 років тому +241

    "he sounds just like a 6 year old that's really hungry. ESSKKETIT ,I WANT SOME ESSKKETIT"😂😂IM DYING

  • @Rosalineoliveiraresende
    @Rosalineoliveiraresende 6 років тому +194

    This Time of Rapping will be known as the "pigeon era"
    prrruuuuuu

  • @Morello54
    @Morello54 3 роки тому +38

    Daz Black reading the lyrics to Lil Pump's songs is the most iconic thing ever and I love it.

  • @sehareshezad5174
    @sehareshezad5174 6 років тому +381

    “Yep yep gonna need the lyrics” literally me

    • @drpepperadmirer4870
      @drpepperadmirer4870 6 років тому

      Sehare Shezad me to despacito 😂

    • @luv83
      @luv83 6 років тому

      Sehare Shezad Gonna guess you're British cuz he isn't mumbling or anything.

    • @sehareshezad5174
      @sehareshezad5174 6 років тому +2

      XXX luv I am British but i was just saying when I’m listening to certain songs I need to read lyrics so I don’t get them wrong

    • @sdun867
      @sdun867 6 років тому

      Ur gay

    • @luv83
      @luv83 6 років тому

      Holy shit, i feel like sherlock holmes rn for guessing that. Ya i mean i need to do that too but only when im confused and need to know the real meaning of the song.(mf doom has really good lyrics and most of his references go over my head.)

  • @miasky8026
    @miasky8026 6 років тому +100

    “He looks like an alternative E-wok”
    *Daz Black - 2018*

  • @hoseokking6699
    @hoseokking6699 6 років тому +200

    when daz reads the lyrics, it sounds like the synchroner from google translate lmao

  • @mcmia3657
    @mcmia3657 3 роки тому +29

    FabDazzel
    Definition : That Daz and his Dazzelers are fabulous.

  • @IsleyCzysz
    @IsleyCzysz 4 роки тому +284

    "I just snorted ecstasy off of a baby's head!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @megangovier6919
    @megangovier6919 6 років тому +152

    ” Oh The Birds are back brrr”
    ~Daz 2018♥

  • @fortniteisass7568
    @fortniteisass7568 4 роки тому +449

    DAZ: you cant just make your own words, can you?
    SHAKESPEARE: let me introduce myself

    • @charlesxavier9485
      @charlesxavier9485 4 роки тому +3

      Pardon me mane but I just don't really understand your comment.

    • @fortniteisass7568
      @fortniteisass7568 4 роки тому +7

      @@charlesxavier9485 Shakespeare made loads of traditional English words

    • @slushfabuloso5329
      @slushfabuloso5329 4 роки тому +12

      Shuteth the frick up thou shalt not dis-respect me
      That's what I think he would say

    • @fortniteisass7568
      @fortniteisass7568 4 роки тому +1

      @@slushfabuloso5329 lmO

    • @fortniteisass7568
      @fortniteisass7568 4 роки тому +1

      @@slushfabuloso5329 lmai

  • @brainCloudsss
    @brainCloudsss 4 роки тому +104

    Imagine going to town to get clothes from Primark and the all of a sudden a tornado of money comes crashing down on you😂😂😂😂

    • @pitchquack303c2
      @pitchquack303c2 3 роки тому +6

      I'd pick up as much as possible, put it in my pocket, and if no one comes claiming it, I'm keeping it XD

    • @Alannaspenny
      @Alannaspenny 3 роки тому +1

      @@pitchquack303c2 bro same

    • @mjxmaughan_
      @mjxmaughan_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@pitchquack303c2 bro yk sum people do that to bomb u

    • @srg_burst1234
      @srg_burst1234 3 роки тому +2

      I’m taking as much of the money as possible. If I have a back pack then I’m filling it to the brim with money.

  • @MrSprowley
    @MrSprowley 6 років тому +585

    Someone falling down the stairs would probably be a better song than this.

    • @harrybrawn4085
      @harrybrawn4085 6 років тому +5

      It would sound like ou ah slite the biffter

    • @JD-hx7yd
      @JD-hx7yd 6 років тому +6

      I think that's what the song is.

    • @harrybrawn4085
      @harrybrawn4085 6 років тому +2

      Yup it would

    • @melonide0767
      @melonide0767 6 років тому +3

      Nevermind falling down the stairs, falling down a burning hill

    • @SimpleKindOfDan
      @SimpleKindOfDan 6 років тому +2

      Mr.Sprowley1104 it already sounds like him falling down the stairs🤣🤣

  • @laurajaynenolan2149
    @laurajaynenolan2149 4 роки тому +177

    The advert I got 😂😂😂😂 “ got a migraine?” I’m f**king dying of laughter hahahahaha

    • @someonenamedtoby
      @someonenamedtoby 4 роки тому +4

      I’ve got a migraine, and my pain will range from up, down and sideways. Thank god it’s Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays cause Sundays are my suicide days.

    • @jernest3269
      @jernest3269 3 роки тому +1

      @@someonenamedtoby I dont know why they always seem so dismal thunderstorms, cloud, snow and a slight drizzle.

    • @someonenamedtoby
      @someonenamedtoby 3 роки тому +1

      @@jernest3269 whether its the weather or the letters by my bed sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.

    • @jernest3269
      @jernest3269 3 роки тому +1

      @@someonenamedtoby 😂😂

    • @swag-r-us5865
      @swag-r-us5865 3 роки тому

      Did it actually say I'm fucking dying of laughter hahahahaha?

  • @marianasaldana7454
    @marianasaldana7454 4 роки тому +101

    “This is someone falling down the stairs”
    OML IM CRYING LMAO

  • @gordanmileusnic1426
    @gordanmileusnic1426 3 роки тому +16

    4:01 “I believe that is called a bar” I can’t anymore haha

  • @midnightmil
    @midnightmil 6 років тому +146

    “Oh the birds are back brrr” lol Daz 😂

  • @MrMomoman123456
    @MrMomoman123456 6 років тому +240

    “Daznogstic”-My new word suggestion which has the definition- “When a Daz or Dazzler diagnoses or looks at something and talks about it”- This video, Daz did a Daznognostic

  • @thepizzaguy5131
    @thepizzaguy5131 5 років тому +1089

    "Esskeetit" is just an extremely slanged word for "let's get it"

    • @serenasud1849
      @serenasud1849 4 роки тому +30

      Victoria Key YES that’s what I was thinking😂

    • @thecomicrush3008
      @thecomicrush3008 4 роки тому +19

      That’s what it is

    • @lukassprinkle
      @lukassprinkle 4 роки тому +8

      It is

    • @donquaviousda7th
      @donquaviousda7th 4 роки тому +2

      Victoria Key it is dumb it's shorter for let's get it that's why he says it esskeetit

    • @ja.2280
      @ja.2280 4 роки тому +5

      That is indeed what it is

  • @thebunnygamer3457
    @thebunnygamer3457 3 роки тому +44

    I know I am three years and one day late, but I truly think that "Lil Pump" was a typo of "Lil Pimp" and he just stuck with it.

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 років тому +1598

    *the birds are back*

    • @kzinooo9141
      @kzinooo9141 6 років тому +2

      Katie IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FailedAbortion6969
      @FailedAbortion6969 6 років тому +11

      The opening verse sounded like someone having an epileptic seizure from looking at lil pumps hair

    • @janibabyy6020
      @janibabyy6020 6 років тому +2

      yes,yes they are.

    • @cheesebugergurl
      @cheesebugergurl 6 років тому

      *brr*

    • @KN-co2ol
      @KN-co2ol 6 років тому +2

      Katie thats exactly what i thought when i heard this song and remembered Daz 😂😂😂

  • @kenziegriff8432
    @kenziegriff8432 6 років тому +400

    Lil pump: *I got a fridge on my neck*
    Me:...
    *I HAVE AN OVEN ON MY NECK*

    • @-mads-1446
      @-mads-1446 5 років тому +7

      kenziegriff I’ve got a microwave 😂😂

    • @doolystarr29
      @doolystarr29 5 років тому +4

      Fluffy unicorn Lily I got a whole universe on my neck 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @athena5502
      @athena5502 5 років тому +4

      xXWolfieLegendXx um no I have the whole thingy thing on my neck

    • @carter_RU
      @carter_RU 5 років тому +3

      xXWolfieLegendXx I have the earth on my neck

    • @selinalol4969
      @selinalol4969 5 років тому +3

      I have a castle on my neck try me bish

  • @pmackenzie
    @pmackenzie 6 років тому +43

    when the music video started i felt like an old lady bc i had to really concentrate on what he was saying and felt like saying "young man can you please slow down i can't understand you" LMAO

  • @theREALticklemonster898
    @theREALticklemonster898 3 роки тому +26

    A 'lil' story i made:
    Pump: sc- sch-
    Pump's mom: he's saying his first word! GAVIN COME HERE!!! (Gavin is a made up name for his dad)
    "Gavin":I'm here, i'm here!
    Pump: es- sch- ESSKEETIT!
    Pump's mam: es- esskeeti- WHAT-
    Pump: * stands up and whips out some hair dye and an outfit *
    3:38
    Gavin: i- * 5 second pause * hey siri, where is the closest bridge to me that could kill someone if u threw them off it?

    • @JC05
      @JC05 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

  • @toga4900
    @toga4900 6 років тому +338

    Remember the days when a video like this would be considered a parody or satirical jab at hip hop

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 6 років тому +10

      bands_ _freak that's why we still need creators like Bart Baker on UA-cam. Not all heroes wear capes

    • @unknownsorry9438
      @unknownsorry9438 6 років тому +2

      bands_ _freak iii

    • @martyrofroses8937
      @martyrofroses8937 6 років тому +1

      bands_ _freak the good old days am I right lol

    • @nguyenbadam
      @nguyenbadam 6 років тому +2

      J HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

    • @joshcaldon9321
      @joshcaldon9321 6 років тому +1

      bands_ _freak indefinately

  • @allyb3510
    @allyb3510 6 років тому +455

    Lil pump went full my little pony

    • @annatorrez1818
      @annatorrez1818 6 років тому +1

      Ally Cat 😂😂😂😂

    • @emilybxtty
      @emilybxtty 6 років тому +3

      Ally Cat ha ha lol he's Mr wipy ice cream

    • @Possum_went_splat
      @Possum_went_splat 6 років тому

      Ally Cat I can't breathe

    • @amyguerra1882
      @amyguerra1882 6 років тому +1

      LMAOOOO TRUE

    • @gabriellamalizia630
      @gabriellamalizia630 6 років тому +1

      Ally Cat lol my friend had a cartoon picture of him and I'mk had no idea who he was so she thought I was crazy

  • @Faith-ov8kr
    @Faith-ov8kr 6 років тому +120

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes. Lol.

  • @d3monicwolf
    @d3monicwolf 3 роки тому +8

    Hearing daz reading the lyrics slowly like its a novel is my fucking favorite thing

  • @Romeotje
    @Romeotje 6 років тому +87

    "Esketit" was a slang which meant "Lets get it" but short.
    A lot of people started using it and the meaning started to get lost and now it means "skkrt ay". XD

  • @mygonvega
    @mygonvega 4 роки тому +714

    2020 rapper starter pack:
    •Addicted to drugs
    •Brags about money in songs
    •Brags about designer clothes in songs
    •Brags about sex in songs
    •Brag about luxurious cars in songs
    •Brag about guns in songs
    •Brags about murder in songs
    •Don't have any fashion style just place a bunch of Gucci on yourself
    •Mumble rap

    • @chasecluff6280
      @chasecluff6280 4 роки тому +5

      M & G Dam

    • @lordface6477
      @lordface6477 4 роки тому +11

      Yep

    • @arileigh
      @arileigh 4 роки тому +23

      theres a couple of rappers who dont do all of that in 2020 but unfortunately they dont get the attention they deserve. and XXX and Lil Peep weren't like that but their dead so . And rappers like Machine Gun Kelly , Post Malone and Blackbear arent like the annoying mumble rappers .

    • @yu-lv8di
      @yu-lv8di 4 роки тому +3

      X was not like dis, fortunately-

    • @arileigh
      @arileigh 4 роки тому +6

      O̸r̸a̸n̸g̸e̸ J̶u̶i̶c̶e̶ X was the best !

  • @sven9739
    @sven9739 4 роки тому +153

    Daz: He looks like an alternative Ewok.
    Me: Dies of laughter. 😂😂😂
    9:32

  • @rse6082
    @rse6082 4 роки тому +10

    This is exactly why I listen to NF he is a good rapper.

  • @sehareshezad5174
    @sehareshezad5174 6 років тому +271

    I love how daz laughs at his own jokes😂

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 років тому

      Jayleigh - Me 4. :3

    • @rosowatch5813
      @rosowatch5813 6 років тому +3

      He's his own laugh track

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 років тому

      Roso Watch - Indeed he is.

  • @poppychapman8283
    @poppychapman8283 4 роки тому +262

    New word: dazzerlarity
    Definition: intense love for Daz games

  • @jaderemix3320
    @jaderemix3320 5 років тому +164

    Daz : lets see what this giantic man pony is doing now
    Me: literally 😆😆😆😆

  • @denniswilliams-lh6wc
    @denniswilliams-lh6wc Рік тому +3

    dude 5 years later and It's still a good daz watches bro istg daz is the only person to make me laugh like fr

  • @nether2227
    @nether2227 6 років тому +90

    That's how my little cousin says spaghetti. He's 2.

  • @Marvel_fan2012
    @Marvel_fan2012 4 роки тому +120

    Daz: He looks like he belongs on the scare floor off monsters inc.
    Me: Dies of laughter immediately 😂🤣

  • @josalynncisneros8963
    @josalynncisneros8963 5 років тому +113

    Did nobody look at the freaking Arctic wolf on a leash last time it was a freaking tiger now there’s a freaking arctic wolf what the heck universe! 😂

    • @Pmm16645
      @Pmm16645 4 роки тому +9

      And it's on its period too😂😂

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 роки тому +3

      I saw it dude

  • @GodSpeedEv
    @GodSpeedEv 3 роки тому +11

    Lil Pump: Literally blowing his money away
    Daz: No!! You can’t do that!!
    Me, being a Terraria player: Don’t worry, Daz, he can just use the Duplication Glitch

  • @btsmyjimin9654
    @btsmyjimin9654 6 років тому +513

    I got a fridge on my neck.

  • @reusable_bag436
    @reusable_bag436 5 років тому +191

    New word
    “Bubber”
    Definition: someone closer than a friend

    • @creepycrier5670
      @creepycrier5670 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @thecraftingskywalker298
      @thecraftingskywalker298 4 роки тому +2

      Yo got no bubbers

    • @kalebsheppard5404
      @kalebsheppard5404 4 роки тому +1

      @@thecraftingskywalker298 says the one with a Minecraft profile photo

    • @hanrich4713
      @hanrich4713 4 роки тому +3

      New word
      Nigra - a person whose suppose to be working in the plantation fields...

    • @zim_ree
      @zim_ree 4 роки тому +1

      Then that would be a bf or a gf

  • @revoltingslob2836
    @revoltingslob2836 5 років тому +217

    Daz: Are these lyrics or someone faling doen the stairs?
    Me: *Cries from laughter*
    My sis:Are you ok
    Me:(still laughting) never better

  • @freaksh0560
    @freaksh0560 3 роки тому +25

    If it was translated into bird noises we’d understand him more!

  • @julianabezakova985
    @julianabezakova985 6 років тому +1803

    ESKETIT actually means "Lets get it" in a lazy version, Daz. LEMME EDUCATE YA

    • @IAmNotHim97
      @IAmNotHim97 6 років тому +70

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO AWAY TESSA!

    • @sarahda845
      @sarahda845 6 років тому +61

      Juliana Bezáková IS THAT YOUR BOYS COLOGNE

    • @tequestaorangejuice6673
      @tequestaorangejuice6673 6 років тому +27

      Wrong.
      Lets get it is a phrase used in hip hop songs from Chicago, just like brrrr is from New York and high taps are from Atlanta. One of Lil Pump's best friends, Smokepurpp, has connections to people from Chicago. Smokepurpp and Pump then adopted the phrase, changing it so as to make it their own. Hence, esskeetit. It is not lazy, it is merely a unique modification of a pre-existing phrase.

    • @julianabezakova985
      @julianabezakova985 6 років тому +16

      Sarah Da SO STOP CALLING MY PHONE

    • @zaraelizabethcpo2511
      @zaraelizabethcpo2511 6 років тому +15

      And I ain’t talking book 😂

  • @emmaheart6599
    @emmaheart6599 5 років тому +387

    I love how Daz pronounces “Brr” wrong even tho he knows how it’s pronounced

    • @SynFuZe
      @SynFuZe 4 роки тому +17

      Emma Heart he is making fun of it. lil pump and all mumble rappers suck ass. Real rappers like Eminem, Jay Kid, Vin Jay, and Crypt are examples of real rappers that put in effort and don’t suck ass.

    • @tfs_ikonik
      @tfs_ikonik 4 роки тому +2

      @@SynFuZe I am not trying to be mean but I don't think eminem is a " real rapper"

    • @harrypoole7767
      @harrypoole7767 4 роки тому

      Hahahha

    • @friendlyneighbor9536
      @friendlyneighbor9536 4 роки тому +13

      @@tfs_ikonik how is Eminem not a real rapper? He's one of the original and most popular rappers back in the day

    • @killiankaraut8381
      @killiankaraut8381 4 роки тому +6

      @@tfs_ikonik r u serious? Eminem one of the greats if no the goat.

  • @geegee2xx794
    @geegee2xx794 6 років тому +40

    "Now people expect him to have a fridge on his neck"😂😂

  • @luisfontes989
    @luisfontes989 3 роки тому +7

    5:38
    "I don't understand how you can just invent a word and it seems to end up being in the dictionary."
    Meanwhile Shakespear: I'll pretend i didn't see that

  • @sebgreaves7520
    @sebgreaves7520 4 роки тому +54

    Daz reading the lyrics like it’s a french lesson 😂

  • @kimberly-twila7896
    @kimberly-twila7896 6 років тому +390

    That jacket makes him look like a plastic lawn flamingo

    • @v3nus._b4by._55
      @v3nus._b4by._55 6 років тому +1

      Kimberly- Twila lemme just get sum to eat OH NO HONEY THIS FISH SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE BRIT BRIT

    • @kimberly-twila7896
      @kimberly-twila7896 6 років тому +1

      666YeemoKitten666 #GothBoiClique 😂

    • @marcolin68
      @marcolin68 6 років тому +1

      But he still have a lot of money 😂😂

    • @kimberly-twila7896
      @kimberly-twila7896 6 років тому +1

      Marco Guarnieri somehow

    • @ghostly_cicada3276
      @ghostly_cicada3276 6 років тому +4

      Makes him look like a poodle that just had an allergy attack!

  • @levihenderson366
    @levihenderson366 4 роки тому +110

    Someone having a seizure makes more sense than this

    • @SynergyCSS
      @SynergyCSS 4 роки тому

      lmafo u sound like a 5 year old.

    • @nikodaq
      @nikodaq 4 роки тому

      @@SynergyCSS how?

    • @SynergyCSS
      @SynergyCSS 4 роки тому

      @@nikodaq just what he said out if anything just seizure all of the nine year olds say seizure jokes and it sucks

    • @SynergyCSS
      @SynergyCSS 4 роки тому

      @@nikodaq he is 5 9 or 11

    • @nikodaq
      @nikodaq 4 роки тому

      @@SynergyCSS I didn't understand anything you said

  • @BarraMacA
    @BarraMacA 2 роки тому +2

    9:17 I love the way Daz said that like it was a documentary or smth

  • @dazzlerxxx7450
    @dazzlerxxx7450 6 років тому +4963

    React to 6ix9ine😂pleasee
    Like if he should...

  • @angelinasvlogz
    @angelinasvlogz 4 роки тому +105

    Daz: is this the lyrics to a song or someone falling down the stairs
    me: babahahhahahahahahahahha dying of laughter

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 роки тому +2

      Me falling down the stairs: yeah yeah ouu yeah ouu ouu ouu wow yeah ouu
      The sound the stairs make: THE NECK GO *KRRRACK* BONG BONG BONG *OOF OOF* AND A DOOM POOM BROOM KOOM

    • @thedestroyer1736
      @thedestroyer1736 4 роки тому +1

      just say XD

  • @Feck_Boi
    @Feck_Boi 6 років тому +131

    Daz you're still hilarious. Love your videos. Keep up the great work, wish you only the best and Peace! ✌👍

    • @Feck_Boi
      @Feck_Boi 6 років тому

      S. I. V. Because he's still hilarious

    • @hellonjie6085
      @hellonjie6085 5 років тому

      Feck Boi yes he really his

  • @randysettles3464
    @randysettles3464 4 роки тому +36

    If Daz watched Juice Wrld. I feel like he would actually like him. One because he doesn’tt mumble and Two he talks about stuff that’s realavent and the fact that juice wrld actually has talent

    • @oogabooga2337
      @oogabooga2337 3 роки тому

      None of wat u just said is true

    • @sallyface1862
      @sallyface1862 3 роки тому

      @@oogabooga2337 😂 okay, ToM

    • @sallyface1862
      @sallyface1862 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! I feel like he would actually like him

    • @avawalker9269
      @avawalker9269 3 роки тому +1

      @@sallyface1862 Juice Wrld was a literal rap god. Second to only Eminem.

    • @sallyface1862
      @sallyface1862 3 роки тому +1

      @@avawalker9269 Are you agreeing to what im saying? Im so confused

  • @Nicky-wv3xm
    @Nicky-wv3xm 5 років тому +33

    who ever translated the lyrics to this song must have been locked in a room with this on repeat for 3 years trying to figure it out lmao XD

  • @set-tes4316
    @set-tes4316 6 років тому +264

    The fact that he succeeded doesn't really bother me, but the fact that some consider lil pump a genius (one guy even went as far as calling him a talented lyricist) is beyond stupid. He is just a young man that sounds braindead.

    • @joesouthern9688
      @joesouthern9688 6 років тому +1

      Set- Tes he’s not lyrical or anything like that but he’s a wicked musician and knows how to stay relevant

    • @iib.mp3
      @iib.mp3 6 років тому

      Ikr😤😤

    • @Zuvos
      @Zuvos 6 років тому +2

      harvard dropout

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 6 років тому +5

      trash generally gravitates to other trash with extra cash which is the only way he succeeded, if one could call being the garbage of your music genre success

    • @elisabethalkhaledova1774
      @elisabethalkhaledova1774 6 років тому +2

      Set- Tes exactly 😂

  • @ethangt1351
    @ethangt1351 6 років тому +125

    He looks like a care bear threw up on a faulty furbie

  • @stunky_6009
    @stunky_6009 4 роки тому +5

    Lil Pump: I got a fridge on my neck
    Others: *dances*

  • @OnlySandii
    @OnlySandii 6 років тому +270

    Lil Pump sexually identifies as a pink fluffy unicorn
    Edit: omg I did not expect that many likes, thanks I guess :)

  • @logan1291
    @logan1291 6 років тому +44

    Why does he look like an angry skittle

    • @heathmillardtv211
      @heathmillardtv211 6 років тому +2

      Vyzer Recon type up on UA-cam tekashi 6ix 9ine he is a evil skittle

    • @elliekeeton6674
      @elliekeeton6674 6 років тому +2

      bruhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toddy5899
    @toddy5899 5 років тому +78

    *smashes windscreen on Bentley*
    He has so much money that he can think’s he can be forgiven because he looks like a mister whippy’s ice cream!
    IM DEAD

    • @jakubv1986
      @jakubv1986 4 роки тому +1

      Toddy G Rolls Royce*

    • @willmccallum1043
      @willmccallum1043 4 роки тому +1

      It’s a rolls Royce nice try tho bud

    • @joshlowe1874
      @joshlowe1874 4 роки тому

      And cos it’s used as a ‘prop’ in a music video he can get it claimed and any damage paid for as it for ‘entertainment’ purposes that he smashes the windscreen

    • @Sb-vc6px
      @Sb-vc6px 4 роки тому

      Sir it’s a rolls royce

  • @YipYapss
    @YipYapss 2 роки тому +3

    Daz makes the lyrics sound like poetry when he reads them

  • @hannahklunk6670
    @hannahklunk6670 6 років тому +112

    Ouu, Lil pump
    Yeah,yeah, Ouu, brr
    Yeah, Ouu, wow,
    Yeah, yeah, Ouu, Ouu...
    What meaningful lyrics 😂oof

    • @nicorodriguez7508
      @nicorodriguez7508 6 років тому +4

      I know right? I can really relate to those lyrics, they truly touched my heart and almost made me cry

    • @erinfreshney-hird8717
      @erinfreshney-hird8717 6 років тому +3

      These lyrics speak to me on a spiritual level 💜😭

    • @strxps9117
      @strxps9117 6 років тому +4

      I know there just so... exquisite and majestic lyrics and they really touch my emotional side and really makes me think about my life 🤔.

    • @emuhlee143
      @emuhlee143 6 років тому +1

      Hannah Klunk OOOF

  • @angela-kp4xv
    @angela-kp4xv 6 років тому +53

    Okay, I'll make a word.
    Esogorghanicredolis,
    It means "A potted plant."

  • @Stewarew
    @Stewarew 6 років тому +176

    When they said eskkitl or some crap I thought people where saying eh skittles

  • @mrflipper0854
    @mrflipper0854 3 роки тому +6

    It’s been 2 years and I’m still dying to this😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @caitlinorme5532
    @caitlinorme5532 6 років тому +30

    I died when he said like a Mr whippy ice cream 😂😂

  • @hjc4552
    @hjc4552 6 років тому +324

    When he says got that x
    He means an Xanax pill not ecstasy I think

  • @meganx1703
    @meganx1703 6 років тому +391

    *Isnt music his job....*
    (Well "music")

    • @vexation7401
      @vexation7401 6 років тому +2

      【Moonlight Animations】 Yeah like you.

    • @danill5955
      @danill5955 6 років тому +3

      He probably means that he never got a normal job

    • @iFlawzz
      @iFlawzz 6 років тому

      he has more money than u so hes doing something right

    • @bongratunrthdoxtrsh5324
      @bongratunrthdoxtrsh5324 6 років тому +1

      Vaqs nah mate.

    • @olekb0lek607
      @olekb0lek607 6 років тому

      Meg Amazing yes

  • @fatcatgamer1268
    @fatcatgamer1268 3 роки тому +6

    Sober: Let's get it
    Drunk: Esskettit

  • @mattycoogan1050
    @mattycoogan1050 6 років тому +30

    god im glad i watched daz's vid instead of the actual music video so that there were only fragment of it.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 6 років тому

      MattyPlayz...MEEEEE TOOOOO! 👎

  • @GRAVYGATOR
    @GRAVYGATOR 4 роки тому +67

    Daz: I feel like he's become so rich so fast that he's made a lot of bad decisions with his money
    Me: Oh you have no idea

  • @sadseekz6949
    @sadseekz6949 6 років тому +102

    Dazulouse thats the new word

    • @iiheartsliaa
      @iiheartsliaa 6 років тому +2

      Sadseeker Facechanger and wat does it mean?

    • @sadseekz6949
      @sadseekz6949 6 років тому +2

      Julia Pereira FABULOUSE

    • @Owen3H
      @Owen3H 6 років тому +2

      DAZ GANG DAZ GANG DAZ GANG

  • @Dragon-King1
    @Dragon-King1 3 роки тому +7

    Whenever Daz reads the lyrics it sounds like a poem😂

  • @janicemacomber4092
    @janicemacomber4092 6 років тому +366

    What was that assault on my ear drums?

  • @squishysquoosh4943
    @squishysquoosh4943 5 років тому +189

    Lil pump: I got a fridge on my neck.
    Me: Tf... Thats gonna hurt later, like alot.
    Edit: Just put the fridge on the floor, and get some soda or pasta. friggin HELLL!!!

  • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
    @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 6 років тому +48

    rip avicii

    • @am_maarah4080
      @am_maarah4080 6 років тому

      Juicy Boiz how does this relate to the video

  • @mcmia3657
    @mcmia3657 3 роки тому +5

    Low Daz Space
    Definition : That Daz has low disk space.

  • @goobdraw
    @goobdraw 6 років тому +30

    *Daz understand this:*
    Esskettit = "Let's get it"

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 6 років тому +5

      what does it matter, though? only an idiot ould scream and care about this. it will be but a miserable embarrassing memory in the rap industry when this guy is forgotten in a few months.

    • @goobdraw
      @goobdraw 6 років тому

      Ivvie exactly

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 6 років тому

      how did it come to this ;(

  • @Sarah_Loves_BTS
    @Sarah_Loves_BTS 5 років тому +35

    Daz: “I just snorted ecstasy off a baby’s head!”
    Sarah: “father why have you done this”

  • @michaeltams1709
    @michaeltams1709 6 років тому +122

    Sounds like some one is falling down the stairs LOL XD XD XD

  • @inactiveloollll646
    @inactiveloollll646 3 роки тому +14

    im 2 years late but Daz, Actavis is a brand that has codeine cough syrup and you sip it and it relaxes you and you sometimes hallucinate, also in gucci gang the cart which you said was the milk cart was actavis but people call it lean

    • @trexz3720
      @trexz3720 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for explaining the "milk" I thought it was something else-