ya, he really has a bad habit of doing that. It doesn't look cool. Because at some point when he's driving, the doors are gonna break and it won't be funny. I'm surprised he hasn't been pulled over.
It sounded to me like he was saying "England is my tiddy" I don't know if being confused about geography or saying something like THAT is worse to be honest... 😅
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be her coming at Jake's ex cuz supposedly idk she slept with Jake thus the 'cologne' line lol i don't remember but I did follow this drama at one point it was very entertaining
@@ct83oldaccount43 cuz i remember watching alissa (is that her name?) anyways jake's ex watching this and then making their own disstrack against jake and team 10 which pretty much insinuated that tessa (the girl in the video) slept with Jake Tessa also says in this song panera is your home referring to the fact that alissa used to work there so her part is just dissing alissa pretty much cuz they used to be friends but then fell put or whatever when alissa left I could be wrong i don't remember it well but i'm slightly ashamed ngl to know that much about the drama lol😂
I love the part were the martinez twins are singing in spanish and the team 10 are like oooooooooo snap savage but they have no clue what the frigg there saying lol
Lo único que quiero es dinero (The only thing I want is money) Trabajando en UA-cam todo el día entero (working on UA-cam all day long) Then I dont know because its cut but basically says something about Trump, then says they are in the top so if they can get their visa
Daz: I don’t even know who the f**k this guy is. He looks like Thomas’ Sanders stunt double. Me: *trying not to wake my sleeping parents up from laughing so much*
The Uk is my country England is my city London is my street Big ben is my home edit 1.i got startled when i seen my comment and how many likes but ty for the likes
England is my city but I was kicked out of the god church for being high like a drone. I want to go to Ohio where it smells like your boys cologne. Can I get my visa?
Thanks for filling in all the blanks for me guys. I still don't really like the song but if you did that's cool :)
Daz Games you should definitely do some more battlegrounds trolling
Daz Games you should try and watch an hour straight of Jacob Sartorius on a live stream
This video was hilarous, nearly peed myself laughing at how bad the song was
Daz watch Logan's music video
the way you said garage made me cry
for some reason Daz’s accent makes his arguments so much better
Lucas Jeffers ikr
ikr
Yes lmao
True
I know he’s so fucking funny
Let’s take a moment of silence for Daz, he heroically sacrificed his brain cells for our entertainment. Our hero
😂
I'm pretty sure thats every youtuber...
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mzsked Mzn defiantly true 😂🤣😂
mario gherasim your right on that one
“Why’s he’s driving with the doors up, he looks like a wasp”
He’s not wrong 😂😂
ya, he really has a bad habit of doing that. It doesn't look cool. Because at some point when he's driving, the doors are gonna break and it won't be funny. I'm surprised he hasn't been pulled over.
he is one
Jake Paul looks like a wasp aswell
When is that in the video
I started wheezing from that scene
"England is my city"
Yeah he's high.
like a drone
@@mw2352 airplane ✈️
I thought he said "England is my tiddy"
Susan Billmark LMFAOOO
Haha true
"He looks like Thomas Sanders' stunt double" is the best description I've ever heard
That made me laugh so hard
FACTZZZ
It's funny because that's the first thing I thought when I saw him too
Harlope Yt JORDYN WHY ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME VID
Owen Black,:0 he jusy said that and then i read you comment
"I’m flyin' like a drone."
9-year-olds: "i felt that deep."
Btw not to be mean but she said "I fly high like a drone"
Emma boii no it’s fine I just can’t hear sometimes 💀 but thank you :)
Emma boii no it’s” I’m fly like a drone”
My cousin 2 years ago:
Why does that sound weird now I got pictures in my head nUu
"England is my city"
Me: but geography aint ur thing
Katarina Lol 😂😅
Katarina omg😂
It sounded to me like he was saying "England is my tiddy" I don't know if being confused about geography or saying something like THAT is worse to be honest... 😅
Rousettus lol
Rousettus LOL "#"ENGLAND IS MY TITTY"
“I got six gold chains on my wrist. I got more gold chains on my neck and a over grown zit”
-Daz, 2017
STRAIGHT BARS!
I heard cyst 😭😭
@@bageljade2165 SAMEE
And yet he's still a better rapper than Jake Paul lol
i think it was cyst since he is english lol😭
2:12 When daz is the best rapper in history
Lmao
Senetic Xsetric True
Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
Lol
If u tap it twice before you press it and leave it he sounds like a boss
"Thomas Sanders stunt double"
IM DEAD
Olivia Agostinho I thought the same
Olivia Agostinho I honestly thought it was Thomas for a second
Olivia Agostinho Lol
hahahah same
I love your profile picture! Lance is the best!
"All designer clothes"
*Ohio fried chicken shirt*
And sweatpants
Daks 😂😂
Daks Isi
Ily xDD 😂😂😂😂
Daks HAHAHAHAH
Everyone else: “WTF IS HE SAYING?” Me: “Did he really just sponsor KFC?”
its OFC
Ohio Fried Chicken
Its his merch from his song
Lmao that’s what I thought too-
Ikr like wtf
There wearing KFC tops
I thought I was the only one who noticed😂😂
This is hilarious HAHAHA expecially "Is she not have any belongings to brag about?"
When we says it's every day bro he's talking about he uploads every day
michael mell : O
loggybear gaming
It’s still shite.
I'm so happy normal and reasonable people like Daz exist on youtube.
TrixTer ikr
So true 😂
And I quote:
“I NEED A F*CKIN ASPRIN!!”
rchda312 I can’t 😂
I have coke
THE WHITE STUFF
What the f*ck did you say
omg i died then
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“He looks like a Thomas Sanders stunt double”
I’m done😂
He does look like Thomas sanders though tbh I’ve not heard about any videos he made in 2020
Daz is like Gordon Ramsay but for videos instead of food
Just way nicer O-O
@@NanaBanana23 agreed
Actually funny tho
Hahaha 🤣😂🤣
"WHERES THE GOOD CONTENT"
_Jake Pauls Description_
this was shot edited and writen in 1 day
me: *No wonder the song was poorly made*
Forgottenspikes AJ nah, he just wants an excuse for the shit content
Forgottenspikes AJ
Hj
Forgottenspikes AJ, Roasting Jake Paul is the only thing to do when You see Jake!😝
Forgottenspikes AJ it's not thaaaat bad. It could be worse... Lol
Sam Michelson it is that bad
It's been 5 years since Daz made this video, and I keep coming back to it. It's a classic!😂
for real tho 😂
@@turquisewoof0621 checkin in again
Real 💀
Nick: 'England is my city'
Me: 'dafuq?!'
"Let me educate You
Please teach nick about England a d citys
Jaxx Rivaro it gets worse in the Christmas (I think) version of this where he says "london is my country" or smth
America is my town and North Korea is my state... I know geographical stuff too
London is my country and yes I am a crumpet!
London is my country
*England is my city.*
Me: then America is my guest house
If I'm gonna die ima drag u to hell 😂😂
Itz SA um? I don’t quite understand what the joke is?
Itz SA explain
@@bee1137 when he says "England is my city"
He obviously got that wrong.
So we take take the mic and say for example.
"Africa is my neighbour"
Zorls ok
"Who is calling you, the government??" That aged well
Yo did you think Thomas sanders right before Daz said it too
@@beanborne6949 yea
covid test results came-
" I don't see any like, black rappers say, yo. I'am a black man"
Me : Laughing while holding my stomach🤣
"This guy, I don't know what the fucks wrong with him" 😂😂
Lil' Cutie MELBABY
ICanWeCan FAM 😀
Jake paul flexing his rolaxe while I'm flexing my toilet paper
That’s fucking true😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol this should at least have 1k likes 😂
Lol he probably doesnt have any
I'm flexing my 10000 bottles of hand sanitizer aswell
The fact that Daz knew the one guy 😭😭😂 "what are you doing at this mansion"
I literally cried watching this, of laughter.
Same 😂
Same💀
Same ☠️
*"Don't open the doors whilst your driving, you'll fall the fuck out"*
-Daz
Quote of the year
I like how none of them are relevant anymore.
Kayla Hodor KSI made him slightly relevant but now he’s irrelevant again
Honestly kinda regret watchin jakes vids. Like the dude is honestly an asshole.
They never were
decline after “the video”
lol the new team 10 house is the hype house
“ YO I got 6 gold chains on my wrist, I got more gold round my neck than an over grown si-“ -Daz Black
My favorite rap
I think he said Zit
“Will someone tell Logan Paul” proceeds to talk about jake
Why tf is that your username.
@@fishwikepediapage why tf does it matter to you
Hun I don’t even know I was just asking. No need to get all defensive (sry bout the swear btw I was exhausted)
@@fishwikepediapage ok I’m sorry aswell
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AHHHH GOGGGGGGYYYYYYYY
My Breath Stinks
The US is my city
NF Games
no, London is language. yes?
*in Russian accent*
Give that man a noble peace prize
Nick made fun of him saying that in his vlog
Fotball Rma chill dude
random girl " I'm high like a drone". me: "clearly if you're singing this song" 😂
Lol
Omg that’s tanaka
Underrated
I think she said “ im flying like a drone “ idk tho
Lmao yeah fr tho!!!!
my sister turned to me looked at the screen and went "oh Daz!" then she went "Eww Jake Paul "
Anne Keys tell her she is a very smart girl🥰😂
Tell her she veryyyyy intelligent
Lol
😂😂mood
😂
Four years later and I still come back to this video to laugh 😂
Everyone there: I have a Lamborghini excdra
That one girl: I sMeLl GoOd
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be her coming at Jake's ex cuz supposedly idk she slept with Jake thus the 'cologne' line lol i don't remember but I did follow this drama at one point it was very entertaining
She’s probably trying to say she uses expensive perfume or something idk
Yusur Kassem how do you know that? 😂
@@ct83oldaccount43 cuz i remember watching alissa (is that her name?) anyways jake's ex watching this and then making their own disstrack against jake and team 10 which pretty much insinuated that tessa (the girl in the video) slept with Jake
Tessa also says in this song panera is your home referring to the fact that alissa used to work there so her part is just dissing alissa pretty much cuz they used to be friends but then fell put or whatever when alissa left
I could be wrong i don't remember it well but i'm slightly ashamed ngl to know that much about the drama lol😂
@wham bean
RIFTY FISH GANG
“They could be dissing our moms”😭I’m dead🤣
I’m Dead too
I’m trying not to laugh so hard 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
England is my city
Africa is my village
Earth is my street
Pluto is my plant
Pluto is my dog
NSX 55 thx u too! 😄
Big T Daddy lol africa a village
the milkyway galaxy is my bathtub
Big T Daddy pluto is a cat you stupid fuck
As an Ohioan I can confirm, we are in the clouds.
Thanks for confirming
@Icy_Sky10 same lol
Thank you
Ah, now all that smog in Cleveland makes sense. XD
"Thomas sanders stunt double " IM CRYING😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
Ella King I thought it was Thomas at first, then I realized that he wouldn’t do that shit
I was literally thinking that
😂
Not gonna lie, when I first saw It's Everyday Bro, I genuinely thought Chance was Thomas Sanders
Daz: I hope this was a joke
me: *we all wish this was a joke*
I wish Jake existence was a joke
"He looks like Thomas Sanders' stunt double"
Wait-
😳😳
I don’t get it
Whats Thomas sanders stunt doubles name? 😂
@@ellabellabingbong08 he doesn't have a stunt double. He looks like Thomas Sanders...
Hunter Kapitan Ik but what’s the dude that looked like him name
"he looks like a thomas sanders stunt double"
i fucking choked
Person: "So where do you live?"
Daz: Ohio's where I'm from *points to nothing"
*Ohio just doesn't exist*
*ohio is a conspiracy theory*
since when has a star far far away been nothing?
@@The_RussianBias *deep*
jungkook😏✨
This song sounds like a 6 year old heard Eminem and then tried to make his own song, because it makes literally no sense
Ground Pounder even eminem’s disses are humble in a way, because we know how he’s gotten here. Jake was a fucking accident
Bidof god
You need to know the backstory between him and his ex (forgot her name) to make some sense out of it cuz it's literally a diss track😂
@@sourishgupta7089 true
"yo... I'm a black man" LMAO 😂😂
the fact that he kept calling him Logan just made it even better XD
“He looks like Thomas sanders stunt double”🤣🤣shit got me weak
Wtf
He does tho
6:56 “ _mAn_ _i_ _nEeD_ _aN_ _aSpIrIn_ “ QUEEN 👑 👑 👑
Queen? It's not a girl you mean King.
@@mariew1512 did you just call Daz, 'its'...
'Let me educate Ya'
I bet the girl educated Nick Geography.
x kawaii x lol yea
x kawaii x yeah but like she said not with books that's for sure
Apparently Jake wrote nicks lines
but at least she ain't talkin book
lmaoooo
This is 3 years later and I’m still watching this and I’ve noticed something, at 9:09 Jake’s trousers are ripped, but he claims he makes 1,000,000 😂😭
5:35 “I don’t even know who the fuck this guy is he looks like Thomas Sander’s stunt double” DEAD 💀
Well, he kinda does. When I first saw this, I thought it was Thomas Sanders.
😂😂😂😂
That was literally the first thing I thought when I watched the video
Emilio Vasquez at firstvI thought it was Thomas. But then I realized that he would not drop that low
I thought chance was him at first
'He looks like Thomas Sanders stunt double'
Amanda Read that was entertainment
I love that part lol
Amanda Read HE DOES THOUGHHH
YES HE DOES LOOK LIKE THOMAS SANDERS
Amanda Read he does very very much... Very much, it's kinda scary
"If u don't have your visa & ur in LA, then u better fucking run" dED😂😂😂😂 (edit: tysm for all the likes😂)
Shawna Wilson II
Shawna Wilson "Especially since Trump is president" 😂😂😂😂😂
“Thomas Sanders stunt double” 💀💀💀
All the 9 year olds after watching this:
9 year olds: 😡🤜
The rest of us: 😂
🤬
Rachel Goldstein-Couto Fuck off lil Bitch
Not very funny
Hilarious, undermining younger children to build yourself. Belongs to the streets.
tHAt oNE aNNoYiNg kId so true
Daz: WHY'S HE DRIVING A LAMBO W THE DOORS UP LOOKING LIKE A WASP??
Me: I... I... I can't... I'm dying🤣😂😩😩
U nice, keep going
ARMYYYYYY
Armyyy
ARMY 💜💜💜💜
Jake be breaking yoongis career🤭😂
“Why is he driving with the doors open looking like a wasp
It’s POINTless”
Puns😂
loupyloulouxx 😂
loupyloulouxx 😂😂😂
What pun? Sorry I'm French
I love how when they say “can i get my visa” daz is like then u better fucking run
Is everyone just ignoring the fact that Daz knows Nick Crompton?
True😁😏
England is a very small city, we all know each other.
I think they are brothers
@@gg_xzi.5460 yesssss
Just keep walking like your blind and deaf
“I got more gold on my neck than an overgrown cyst”
I CANT BREATHE I-
Manaal lmao😂
HELP IM COKING ON A CANDY BAR
Tessa Brooks: Im flying like a drone
Me: Im swimming like a fish
kay reacts hahhaha. I’m wheezing
Me: I'm praying to a God church
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
kay reacts a
IMSCRMEAING
"What is everyday, Jake? What the hell IS everyday? God, I need an asprin" -The rest of the world
godchurch
I love how he kept calling Jake, Logan. 😂
when, i dont think he did ???
penguin lover - He said it when he was telling Jake not to drive with his doors open
ohhhh ok, thanks
@@lilshhhhhhh 8:38
@@lilshhhhhhh and again at 8:51
No one:
Literally no one
Daz: *looks at jake* CAN SOMEONE PLZ TELL LOGAN
When he said "He looks like Thomas Sanders stunt double" I was wHeEzInG
I love the part were the martinez twins are singing in spanish and the team 10 are like oooooooooo snap savage but they have no clue what the frigg there saying lol
pusheen What are they saying?
Lo único que quiero es dinero (The only thing I want is money)
Trabajando en UA-cam todo el día entero (working on UA-cam all day long)
Then I dont know because its cut but basically says something about Trump, then says they are in the top so if they can get their visa
Who the fuck even are they?
Xavier Zacharia noone knows
gamingwithcharl right like...?
Jake: *flexing rolex on the internet*
Me: *flexing my carex hand sanitiser at school*
fax
@Kole you can't go to school
Fax
Noice
@@lordnupus9644 Well, I am👁👄👁
"I dont even know who this guys is, looks like Thomas Sanders stunt double" famous words of Daz
I was just thinking that before he said it as well
@@rsjae hol up hol up, *before* he said it? So u can read minds?
Iconic Shark no he just thinks the same
@@iris.qu1lber phew i was about to say..! 🤣
Daz: i cant rap..
Clickbait: Oh cant you? 😗🙌🏻😏😏
“I don’t mean any disrespect but I don’t know these people!”
Two seconds later
“I have no f***ing clue who you are!”
😂😂😂😂
3:59
“Selling like a god church”
-Daz
Me: that was the most British accent ive heard in my whole life.
Ikr
MY BRITISH ACCENT THO
Jake: flexing on those lambos
Me: I HAAAAAAAAVE ALL THE TOILET PAAAAAAAAAPER
No me
ok wtf is up with this toilet paper hunting shit? why is it so crutial to wipe ur ass in a wolrd wide pandemic?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maya Alnaif lol true
Don’t stock pile
when daz started
dissing the girl i died lmao
What the songs actually sounds in our ears
“ItS eVErYdaY BRo wITh A DisnEY CHanEl FlOw!! 5 MiL DiSLikEs In 6 MoNthS!!!!
Bye the way it say 5mill in 6months duh not 5dislikes in 6 months
Amy Capstick ik it’s a joke
@@mayainnabi2847 Lol
Amy Capstick dude thats the joke idiot
NEVER DONE BEFORE XD
me watching this 3 years later and laughing my ass of in 2 in the morning 😂
Bruh, same!
Ha
Relatable dude
SAME
Yeah
“I know Nick”
10 seconds later
“I literally don’t know anyone here”
Lily. Hey haha
Lily. Hey I was gonna comment this XD
I love how he tried to rationalize what he listened to in the beginning.
Daz: I don’t even know who the f**k this guy is. He looks like Thomas’ Sanders stunt double.
Me: *trying not to wake my sleeping parents up from laughing so much*
Bear C7 ME!!! 😂
Bear C7 Me!!
OMG same like I'm trying to tape my mouth together
bt the_ bumblebee me lol🤣😂❤️
So me girl
"he looks like thomas sanders stunt double" im wheezing
Lauren Elizabeth I was dead on the floor 😂
LMFAO
P8jjhhjh
im actually dying lmao
i'm dead! LOL! because he really does look like him.
Daz and Markiplier reacting to something together would be the best thing ever.
ThatCostumePerson yesssssssssss
ThatCostumePerson yes
Completely agree
OMG YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
OMG YESS
Daz: WTF IS A GOD CHURCH
JAKE : ITS WHERE I USED TO BE
😂💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's it! *He does look like Thomas Sanders's stunt double!!*
That's disrespectful to poor Thomas. Thomas is an amazing person.
thats and insult to Thomas sanders
Yeah don’t disrespect him
I like Thomas, I hate that he's friends with Jake god damn Paul
So true 😂
"He looked like Thomas sanders stunt double"LAMO😂😂😂😂😂
Tiana Wood
lamo =
laughing ass my off...
HELIX Savage melanie martinez? i love herrr
Sooooooooo *original*
Lamo=laughing ass my off
Lmao=laughing my ass off
Tiana Wood LAMO
The Uk is my country
England is my city
London is my street
Big ben is my home
edit 1.i got startled when i seen my comment and how many likes but ty for the likes
lmfao
Lol
Jake paul: flexing his rolex and car
Me: flexing my hand sanitiser at school
I flex I have a pen with a rubber 🤣
"She's bragging about being a cheating bitch"
I'm crying that was the best reaction video ever but can anyone tell me what a god church is ?
Only Jake Paul knows
Jack Matthews he doesn't even know. He said it in one of his vids
Caelainn O D So Jake meant it to be like "God, Church" but he made it sound like GodChurch. :))
Caelainn O D it's not god church he said it's god,church
Us is my city
Daz's laugh makes me laugh every time. I love him he's so funny 😂😂😂
Same...no offense Daz
ENGLAND IS MY CITY. NEW YORK IS MY HOUSE. BIRMINGHAM IS MY COUNTRY
DarthOdious2002 LONDON IS MY GARDEN
DarthOdious2002 IRELAND IS MY CONTINENT
ASIA IS MY VILLAGE
DarthOdious2002 Texas is my continent
FLORIDA IS MY ISLAND
“He looks like Thomas Sanders stunt double! “ IM DEAD!!!!!! Hahahhaha
"He looks like Thomas Sanders' stunt double"
That is so accurate it hurts.
IHaveNoIdeaWhyGoogleLetsYourNameBeThisLongWaitItGetsLongerSeriouslyWhyAreYouStillReadingThis idk was why im still reading this
IHaveNoIdeaWhyGoogleLetsYourNameBeThisLongWaitItGetsLongerSeriouslyWhyAreYouStillReadingThis I have no idea why I am reading this
I love your channel name XD
IHaveNoIdeaWhyGoogleLetsYourNameBeThisLongWaitItGetsLongerSeriouslyWhyAreYouStillReadingThis 😂😂😂
IHaveNoIdeaWhyGoogleLetsYourNameBeThisLongWaitItGetsLongerSeriouslyWhyAreYouStillReadingThis i laughed for 2 minutes straight when he said that
England is my city but I was kicked out of the god church for being high like a drone. I want to go to Ohio where it smells like your boys cologne. Can I get my visa?
the fact that this has better lyrics than the original is truly amazing
Rae Ebele Mair yup. fully agreed
Denise Okay, so I live in Ohio and I can assure you, it doesnt smell like mens cologne.
Denise You guys are killing me in the comments oml😂😂😂
I've been laughing at this for a good five minutes straight😂 "Can I get my visa?"
*walmart is my dollar store*
the dollar store is my lemonade stand
California is my country
Bruh.its. Kenna earth is my universe
London is my continent
Europe is my state
when i heard “england is my city” i almost cried.
“Oh my god that’s so white.” Welcome to Jake Paul, Daz.
Hi
Biggie Cheese Boi v
True heii
"What the fuck is he saying? He could be dissing our mums!!" Lmfaoooo😂😂😂
Kate Sexton i cringed beyond imagination when they started rapping in spanish
somemysteriousguy they could've just been saying random words tbh😂😂😂
Kate Sexton heeeyyyyy Cáit Nì Sheasnáin
ivan and emilio are bae 💓
they were saying about how far they've come in yt
Me: Help I'm dying
911: We are on your way
Me: Thank you so much
911: What is your city?
Me: England
911: Hangs up
MaxRL LMAO
MaxRL Unrealistic,but okay.
england is a city
in arkansas
MaxRL best joke ever xD
MaxRL I
Daz: I can’t rap
Also Daz doing That Vegan Teacher dis track: ThatVeganTeachercanstuffitimmaeatmylambandsteakcozilovetoeatmeat