Song Lyrics Are So Stupid. Sid Davis - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 7 кві 2021
- Song lyrics are so stupid, or at least thats what Sid Davis thinks in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether You think song lyrics can be meaningful or whether you think back on your favorite songs and realize the lyrics make no sense this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Sid Davis is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Best imitation of gas-powered string trimer I've ever heard.
I think he went on way too long with that annoying noise
@@catherinegilliam4202 nah, it was just right. Just to prove a point y'know
Yea he had me rolling with that one
🤪the germs on that microphone for the next person yuck
@@catherinegilliam4202 you can turn him off!
"Now where would we get a grenade?" Lmao
He is a great example of hilarious comedy without cursing and all that. Clever, clean humor...a rare gem!
That’s what you get with dry bar
Hilarious? When was that?
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Best weed whacker impression i've ever heard
I know....... sounds exactly like one! 😁
First weed wacker impression I ever heard. Not too many guys up to this. Was there gas in it?
How many weed wacker impressions have you heard? 🤔
when Aussie's listen to american's saying the term "weed wacker"
it sounds like someone is wanking themselves of buying something that's gonna do it for them
we call it a Whipper Snipper
@@Lilgrayjude I'm a weed wacker impression connoisseur, I've heard them all.
"That Ben Franklin look...Like he's dissapointed with what you will spend a hundred dollars on." Hahaha
“Thank you, Freud!” That’s gold, Sid, gold!
Hi Bania, how ya doin?
No cursing, love this show. Everyone can be funny without curse words.
Ya, Just substitute weed eater noises and you’re golden. Lol
But no other words clean up the act like " frick"
Clean jokes are the funniest!
A word is just a word
Some of the best comedy ever.
"Tonya Harding - she is the original athlete to 'take a knee' .
That is one of the most creative/honest lines in recent comedic history.
totally laughed off my chair to that, great comedian.
I completely agree lol
@@RussBillard I snorted root beer out my nose.
Oh those flappy things at the airport
Boy to girlfriend: "I'd catch a grenade for you."
Girl to boy: "I just need you to take out the trash."
!!!
😂
Hshahahahshs. On the joke about the kid on the convery belt of lugage as he was a bagage handler. I was a bagge handler at VIA Rail (canadian cross country Train). And told the girl and father stop kicking into the escator your shoe laces are undone. Man if i wasnt at the kill switch her foot would have been gone. I learned the hard way fooling around on an amusement park ride i got my foot sucked under a wall witch you would not think possible and Praise the Lord less than a foot away from chain and sprocket. The ride stopped. The ride was calked the magic carpet ride actually a horrow house
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@paulhollingworth3604 yup some things people should know better before they do stuff like the escalator and untied laces. Yup would be bad
The weed wacker pull start was dead on! I’m 66 years old and remember my dad using a chainsaw with the same results. They still haven’t improved a 2 cycle engine starting system after all these years. I guess that’s why someone invented the electric ones. Sid’s routine is based on a lot of real memories with only a little embellishment. I can truly relate to him!
May I introduce you to the Briggs and Stratton single pull pressure washer from Costco? That little orange machine will fire up on the first pull. Every time. It's like magic!
Husqvarna ALL THE WAY. I'm NEVER going back to gas. All my tools use the same battery form factor. No cords. And I don't have to drain anything in autumn. Sorry for sounding like an advert, but if I can save just one woman from an internal combustion engine, I will be fulfilled.
@@ninarochette1671 Eh, electric is simple and fun, but many people just have too much workload/area for a little battery to even start the job. They just aren't powerful enough for the rugged scrub in the high desert, nor do they last long enough to do a full acre worth of landscaping.
@@inawrocki207 Since I have several tools, I have several chargers and batteries. I keep them charged and so far only had to quit my 2-acre weed whacking early one time. The batteries are robust. The tools are hardy. We even have the chainsaw! Goes right through desert broom and palo verde. I also love not having to drive my gas can to the gas station and the inevitable spills when fueling.
I have a starting device that you use with an electric drill to get the gas powered trimmer to start. Starting it with the string is nigh impossible.
"Prove it son!" And that would be that! Love it!!
That was one of my favorite parts. There is a part of me that wishes my daughter's bf says that so I can repeat that joke.
Love DRYBAR!!!! So much talent to be truly funny without obscenity, cussing, shocking insults, racism, etc.
"Tanya Harding. She's the original athlete to take a knee". Precious!
That was good - funny.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😭
Too bad it was someone else's...
I think the line should have been 'She was the 1st athlete to take a knee'.
That Freudian slip was priceless!😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really needed this laugh.
The weedeater "almost" starting was brilliant. Everyone who has ever had one of those little bastards knows what he meant.
lawn mowers are just as bad. I got so tired of mowing my lawn, I told hubby that, after we move we should get a ride in lawn mower. he got one. I suggested we should mow a huge straight line across people's yards from Jersey to south carolina. saves us the money on renting a truck and move all our stuff
@@Jerseybytes2
I spent so much maintaining my lawn equipment that I just said forget it and hired a lawn guy.
One of the best decisions I ever made. I hate yardwork anyhow.
Best thing I ever did was switch to an Ego battery powered one. I used the excuse that my bees get mad with the gas powered one but being able to just press a trigger and go... pure joy.
@@Jerseybytes2 87
And that’s exactly what they are. Bas$&:;(
Love Drybar! This guy is yet another example of their ability to highlight such an amazing talent. Drybar has definitely restored my faith in stand-up comedy and their ability to feature a variety of comedic styles is incomparable.
This is an underrated comment. Just crossed pass with dry bar channel. What an amazing and refreshing view of comedy it is. Have enjoyed every minute of it
I agree!! So happy to have found this site! I'll definitely be seeking out some live shows.
To Drybar I go now.
COMPLETELY AGREE!!!
Appreciated the great humor. Classic. No vulgarity.
I have yet to see a Dry Bar comedian that is vulgar. Dry Bar doesn't allow vulgarity/cursing. This is why I love Dry Bar. Clean comedy.
I agree, you can be even funnier, I think, without vulgarity and profanity
@@mrsr003 100% spot on. Cursing doesn't add any value and doesn't make the act funnier, it makes it stupid and low-level.
That's why we come to this channel. Not only for the lack of swear words, these comedians are world class funny!
@@seedbiz9863 - That's why we come to this channel. These comedians are world class funny!
Never heard this guy before, but glad I finally did!!! He's so spot on with his observations of people
I will always remember a meme of "I would catch a grenade for you.".
It was grumpy cat saying "Prove it!".
😆😂
@@sarahlu7797 Sarahs always get each other 😉
@@mysticfire473 absolutely 😁
Lol i love grumpy cat
it said 'challenge accepted' but close enough
My dad was one of those "beat the traffic" guys. We always had to be the first car out of the parking lot at a drive-in movie. I'd be watching the end of the movie through the rear window as we went rolling down the highway. I didn't see an entire movie at a drive-in until I got my drivers license and went by myself.
😂 same!
He’s a natural- no effort to tell a story to make anyone laugh all night long.
truthfully, I have a fella showing up in an hour to buy my gas weed whacker. I'm heading out right now to make sure it starts. Pray for me.
The part where she asks if it had gas in it....Lolol. That is a snapshot of marriage right there.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't have the words to thank you!"
"Well you could tell me where an ATM machine is."
Saw Sid on a 2wk cruise right before covid and he was the best comic on the ship!
Great delivery
That must have been so fun!
"Down payment on a grape" 😂
The part about kid stuck on baggage rotator was a pure gem
It was thou
@16:15. "I saw ADD at the airport ..."
How to laugh at tragedy without the tragedy
@@davidlane256 .
After the second shoe goes around, next send the kid's shirt!
Never heard this guy before. He's some kind of funny!
I think this is my fave set on Dry Bar, and I think he owned the audience too.
Never been 100 like before 🤗 yea, there's a lot of'm tho🤣
@get racks lol I'd probably be game too 🤣
"You're going to buy THAT with me?" Ben Franklin [Love it!]
& his facial expression was spot on!
Gold standard 👌 👍 5 gold stars for this comic
Omg this is insanely funny this guy needs a Netflix special now
Totally agree!
Holy cow that guy was so good ... Deserves more credit for his jokes!!!
Very true!
He is a jerk making fun of people using cpap machine. I have sleep apnea and that cpap machine saves my effing life every night.
@@isisfross8370 I hope theres a power cut.
@@ourvra meaning what exactly ?
@@isisfross8370 ma'am it's comedy, don't take it personal, you'll be much happier.
"Oh, please! It's 2:30 in the morning. Thank you."
That was good!
So not funny. Sorry.
I enjoyed this immensely! This guy is hilarious, don't know why he's not on TV all the time. If you are in a bad mood listen to this.
Probably because it’s too clean! Sad, huh! He’s great❣️✌🏻
I've had a rough week and weekend (a dear friend passed away and I was also sick.) I was feeling pretty pitiful...laughed so much watching this episode of Dry Bar! Laughter truly is the best medicine. :)
That ending was AMAZING! I did not expect that ending. This guy is a master story weaver. So genuinely funny I stomp laughed so many times. I would definitely see him in person!
I gotta wonder how many people caught the very last part. "Its ok, go back to sleep. I got this".
@@siggyretburns7523 the son's crash.
He is hilarious in person. His facial expressions make it better
I must be really old. I laughed out loud at the "Mom you live in Arizona."
Reminds me of my mother checking to see if I was okay after a hurricane slammed into Texas. "Mom, I live in Dallas".
@@orangehoof àßaßsßßß¹¹¹¹¹¹¹²⅔wèwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwè2wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww0
@@orangehoof right! Years ago my family worried about me when I lived in Florida. Hurricane was comming, they'd call to see if I was ok. Murders, they'd call...dead people stacked in closets at a morgue, they called when they saw that in the news!
You will NEVER beat a Baptist to Cracker Barrel! 😂😂😂
Cracker Barrel is a brand of (hard) cheese where I live 🇦🇺 lol - not sure what that is exactly, in 🇺🇸 tbh 🤷🏻♀️ 😅
@@meagancody9024 its a chain restaurant
There also wasn't a Cracker Barrel in Ohio when this guy was a child as it was a Southern restaurant chain until the late 80s. We went to Ponderosa or Bob Evans.
@@meagancody9024 Cracker Barrel has their own brand of cheese also. You've never lived till you've walked around a cracker barrel shop lobby.
@@clutz509 I learnt something new today lol thank you 😊
My father was color blind. He’d say, “Why pay for color when I can’t see color.”
😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at the suitcase joke about the kids in the other suitcases!
Same! That was pure gold XD
Omg. We laughed from the beginning to the end. Love it all. Thanks
I don’t think I can select a favorite part! 😂 The entire set had me in constant stitches! I love being older!! I can really appreciate the jokes! 🤣🤣🤣
Totally agree. Everything he said I could relate to. Hilarious!
I'm 68 and this was so funny on so many levels.
"... the first athlete to take a knee..." too cool. Brilliant. Superb! Gregg Oreo long beach CA
This dude is killin it..
YOU ARE Hilarious!! Every line made us all laughed ! Thank YOU!
I left a New York Yankee Game early once and hit the Men's Rm. on my way out and met Paul Simon.
Expressions are priceless from this funny guy. Get off my plane, Tom Hanks!
Tom Hanks, get off my planet.
I was going to sit down and have a snack while I watched this but I was laughing too hard to eat. I had tears in my eyes at one point 👏👏
“ We have cut the cord. It’s like a lizard’s tail. It just grows back.” 😆
Brilliant, clean comedy! 🤣🤣🤣
LOL! 😆 I’ve taken 13 cruises and completely understand that I don’t always understand what the Captain just said... 😂
Lol, the group I went with , we missed the Captain's night.
We were dressed casual. Every body else was wearing gowns and suits.
Sky Princess February 2023. Captain Leikonnen did all his own announcements, including the boring noon navigation report, and we heard him perfectly. Only Captain so far.. and that is how I actually know his name. Spelling perhaps not so much…..
Thanks for the "all the way down to the bone" laughter. I needed that
"If we leave now we can beat the Baptists to the Cracker Barrel." There is so much truth to that. lol
This guy was on our cruise ship. So funny! Loved him
I lost it at the weed whacker bit and knew I'd love the rest of it XD
This man is hilarious! Side splitting, roll around on the sofa, happy tears flowing, funny!!!!
As I remember, his Dad was a funny guy and his Mom had a great voice at church. Thanks Sid for the great laughs.
When he said his dad was a great guy.....on paper I laughed because I could see my kids saying that about me.
Every morning I take a “Drybar”, this is so energetic to laugh your head off, thank you mr Davis 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏
A great idea to do every morning! I need to do the same!
This guy is comedy gold!!!!
Sid is super funny! Even his facial expressions make me laugh. He looks like Austin Powers and Bruce Willis had a son 🤣
I love that weed eater bit. What great noises he can make, sounds just like my trusty Craftsman. I hope to hear more from this funny guy.
Lolol the mother smoking imitation!! 😂 Everything he said the whole set, was so stinking funny!! I laughed so hard! 😄😁💖😂
Another standup from Dry Bar that I wish was 3 hours longer 😊😊
Weed wacker I died he killed me oh my God
Typical woman,
Always wishing it was longer.
@@dewalt4594 Who hurt you? Apparently you have poor choice in women. They're not all the same. I mean if all women wished it was longer then all men are just small. Maybe, just maybe it's just the women you pick... or maybe... it's just you.
@@insertnamehere2635
Or maybe it was a joke !!
Or maybe you take everything to serious
Or maybe you have such a boring life that you go around UA-cam and comment on people's comments
Or maybe
Or maybe
Or maybe
Geeesh get a life
@@dewalt4594 That is definitely what she said and I'm not sure what you've heard but, it turns out size does matter.
He is hilariously funny. I’m German and I laughed lots. This means that he really is funny. 🌸
The weed eater bit was spot on!
Here's another one -- how could there be ANY dislikes?!? This man is hilarious!! And he's got a great disc jockey voice!
I love finding a good comedian who keeps it clean
This guy is great. Thank you Mr. Davis.
His impression of starting a gas powered "weed whacker" aka "Weed-eater" was insanely great...as that's exactly what it sounds like!
Pure gold!
I have thrown a non-starting gas trimmer across my yard.
It was satisfying.
Mines a 4 stroke, it sounds way different but yea he was spot on. My neighbors thought I had a dirt bike when I first bought it..lol
@@cptrikester2671 I once broke one over my knee (think golf club) and threw it as far into the woods behind my house as I could chunk it. VERY satisfying indeed.
I watch a lot of comedy and Sid is one of the greats. His story / observational humor is on a par with "Fluffy".
It's pretty rare I laugh at many routines. You do a great job!
Not one curse word and I have tears rolling down my eyes 😂😂😂🤣🤣 ✊🏼👍🏼 as comedy should be
Dry bar
A great answer to your wife when she says "did you notice the word inmate on the back of the vest?" you could have said "Yes but I'm only going to wear it when working around in the yard outside where the neighbors can keep an eye on me for you."
"Plus I tried to get one for you that said "warden" but those were apparently gone in less then 5 minutes."
*"Sounds like an ISIS wedding song"*
🤦😆😂😂😂
Right 😂😂
I will never hear that song the same again! lol
Very funny guy, needs more exposure
EXCELLENT stand-up comedy! Thank you !!!
This was refreshing and very funny
One of the most relatable I've ever had the blessing of hearing 👍👍
He was hilarious 🤣. The crowd was barley laughing while I was literally dying 🤣❤️
Hysterical...hard pressed to pick a fav... Netflix special...yes!
I was too. Some crowds expect perfect timing or they just went to have a drink on a date. It was still a great set and I laughed so hard I hurt now.
Wow, what a treasure! This man is a class act! I can't believe I never heard of him before.
God! That kid at the baggage claim was funny as hell! What a visual man
Empty Sneaker - 😆
Hilariously funny. Weed whacker impersonation is spot on.
And I always thought that annoying sound was just me! 🤣
This was awesome! Laughed so much. 😂😂😂😂
This man is a gem.
HIRE HIM!!!
GOAT weed whacker imitation, but....I needed to know what time it was so I rubbed my wife's leg. That was the final straw, I may have just woke up the entire household with my outburst of laughter.
I call it “John Wayne paper” Rough and Tough and takes no Crap from nobody.
John Wayne's given name was Marion Morrison.
Hahaha I'm a landscaper and the trimmer thing is on point lol
Hilarious!! Thank you!! 🤣🤣😂😂
Too hilarious!!!!😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
This guy is pure gold! Would love to catch a live show
Fish, cats, dogs, birds...My grandparents backyard is a regular ol' pet cemetery! In other words, the apple, lemon, avocado and plum trees there are abnormally full of fruit for a backyard every year....
That's how I want to be laid to rest, as food for a tree that could last generations longer than my lifetime
Plot twist: The girl knew *exactly* what the Jamaican 500 was worth and played him!
Love his baggage claim story.
Brilliant Sid. You are so expressive and hilarious!
This bloke is the best I've seen on dry bar, seriously every joke was a jewel, the guy's a legend in my eyes, hope he makes more
I'm of his " generation" , Very insightful and funny . Hope to see alot more of his humor .
ALWAYS Great, Clean, Timely Comedians and Content! Kudos!
DryBar always has the best comedy talent. I don’t even try the others.
I’m from WV. I’m a nurse working in a hospital. Don’t leave out that while smoking they are packing an oxygen tank!!! They will take their last dying breath to inhale that cigarette!!
Hi, I saw your comment and was just curious if Steve Perry's princess is the same Steve Perry RN I once knew he owned Blue skies Elderly Care on top of My Olive I too am from Wv.
@@txblue33 I’m a nurse but not that one. Lol
Hi! I'm Steve Peary and I approve of everything!
Hey nurse, are you old enough to remember when Drs used to say "let the cancer patient smoke" because they didn't want to make the patient uncomfortable while they're dying anyway?
@@JTuaim yes I do !! That’s crazy. I remember when one could smoke on the floor and doctors would smoke at the nurses station
@@steveperrysprincess3664 graceful times them. LOL
Even in prison they'd give you cigarettes..
Sid is now my favorite comedian!
Omg! The CPAP machine. Hilarious! I have a cat that keeps walking on my machine and stepping on the on off button. You did the perfect imitation of what happens when it gets turned off. I was laughing so hard!
That's funny. I have a cat that does the same dang thing!
Yy
Yea... like being in Texas back woods during storms and power outages! Me and mom... up all night!
Cats are jerks ;)
My cats chew on my oxygen tubes and insulin pump tubing 😒😒
My husband sleeps with a c-pap machine. One day as we were on a road trip, he thought he would have some fun torturing me by passing gas in the truck. I told him by no certain terms will he win this war. I proceeded to tell him that if he didn't stop, I would pay him back as he sleeps. I will unplug the end tube from the the c-pap machine, fart in it, and plug it back in.
No. I never did do that - but I keep the thought of it circulating in his mind. Lol!
Too funny!! Love his Forest Gump impression. Lol
OMG. Ironclad. I am the newest Sid Davis fan. Seriously. This guy just made my day. :-D
You've been supplanted as his newest fan, sorry! :D