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    It made a ton of money, but Nostalgia Critic has a lot to say about possibly the worst Jurassic Park there is. See why he sees it as such a dino turd. Let's check out Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.
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    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 років тому +809

    With Christmas around the corner, what movies would you like reviewed?
    Support this week's charity - www.hfotusa.org/

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 5 років тому +25

      The Nuttiest Nutcracker! Buster and Chauncey's silent night, actually those are the only two that I really, really want at the moment I'll think of another one hopefully soon oh wait, Elf, I'm not sure that's aging well, and Home alone 5 that was filmed where I live

    • @dylan8736
      @dylan8736 5 років тому +25

      Con Air? Robocop? Plan 9 from Outer Space? The Stuff? Miami Connection?
      One more suggestion,
      Josh and the promised land

    • @supercool2898
      @supercool2898 5 років тому +16

      Channel Awesome Bionicle 1-3

    • @michellerichardson1318
      @michellerichardson1318 5 років тому +7

      Rivew tmnt next mutation or Grimmlens 2 or both

    • @paintedpig3021
      @paintedpig3021 5 років тому +24

      Well Doug always talks about Arthur Christmas so why not that

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 5 років тому +1614

    "Blue's still out there. You're just gonna let her die?"
    "Well, yeah."
    *credits*

  • @jdj1222
    @jdj1222 5 років тому +895

    Just thought it worth mentioning that the shooting star isn't pointless; it was a nod to Steven Spielberg. In Jaws they managed to accidentally capture a shooting star during one of the finalized shots and Spielberg has put a shooting star in movies since then.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +26

      Weird

    • @michaelbremer35
      @michaelbremer35 4 роки тому +42

      Astro Wolvez but cool!

    • @thedopdeity
      @thedopdeity 4 роки тому +25

      Not an ounce of that sounds necessary so...pointless.

    • @wellhello5098
      @wellhello5098 4 роки тому +41

      @@thedopdeity it's a quirk, might be pointless but it's cool none the less

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 2 роки тому +1

      @@wellhello5098 why? You already have all the cool stuff in the movie though.

  • @samueldavid1621
    @samueldavid1621 3 роки тому +56

    They got the character motivations switched as well. Claire, whose only exposure to dinosaurs is almost being eaten by them, should want to see them dead. Owen, who has spent his career proving dinosaurs are capable of being trained and friendly like dogs, should want to see them live. That is just one of many confusing decisions made whilst making this movie.

  • @destructo2030
    @destructo2030 3 роки тому +425

    The little girl is the real supervillain , I ready for the sequel where she manically laughs while watching girls scouts being eaten and petting her kitty inside the thunder dome

  • @kainrazielim4571
    @kainrazielim4571 5 років тому +755

    Shes a clone in a Jurassic Park universe - doesn't that mean she's partly a frog ?

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 4 роки тому +92

      Lockwood's daughter's DNA wasn't millions of years old, so no need to fill in the nonexistent genetic gaps with anything else

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +19

      GojiraGuy 1954 I’m pretty sure they were joking.

    • @codylgarcia
      @codylgarcia 4 роки тому +23

      Well you’re 50% a banana, so what’s the difference?

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 4 роки тому +9

      Nova JT oh lord I’m getting Splice flashbacks🤢🤢🤢

    • @niansillabffs
      @niansillabffs 4 роки тому +10

      SHE CAN CAMOUFLAGE

  • @Fordo007
    @Fordo007 5 років тому +2672

    I still have no idea how Claire isn't in jail or buried in civil law suits from the families of everyone who died on her watch... like her secretary who was about to get married and died trying to save Claire's nephews that Claire didn't even think to ask about... real likable character there...

    • @suchomimus9460
      @suchomimus9460 5 років тому +79

      Fordo007 Secretary? You mean Zara?

    • @player3productions502
      @player3productions502 5 років тому +144

      You mean the one who really didn't watch the kids? I didn't even know she was going to get married.

    • @willier47
      @willier47 5 років тому +94

      Well they cartoonishly explained it away saying they Paid a record 1 or 100 billion in total (Forget) in Lawsuit settlements. Please a company would go bankrupt with how many people would be suing them. Let alone they played the government as completely devoid of intelligence or any competence. Just because they not messing with the island doesn't mean they would let dumb fucks keep going or touch it themselves.

    • @navabeasy
      @navabeasy 5 років тому +68

      Don't over think this half ass movie more than the people who made it lol

    • @MegaDragonmark
      @MegaDragonmark 5 років тому +20

      ​@EbberDeeMills you know vic hoskins was the leader of jurassic world private security force soooo i don't know maybe the whole thing was sabotaged by an idiot that was in the lead of their security force and a technically on the run genetic scientist that were planing on making and selling genetically modified dinosaurs that caused everything to end up the way they were.
      vic wasn't completely so secret about his whole plan of making weapons out of raptors. so Claire wasn't or the actual head of the company wasn't part of the blame though though the company does get closed down now.

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 4 роки тому +231

    14:34 - 15:18 Doug's hatred for this side character gives me life.

    • @JPGH_Extras
      @JPGH_Extras 3 роки тому +14

      As a Jurassic Park Fan... Yes.
      Same here.

    • @AckleyAttackTV
      @AckleyAttackTV 3 роки тому +20

      Well that's nothing. Wait until you see Detective Pikachu. No really, Justice Smith actually does a much better job in Detective Pikachu.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 8 місяців тому +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who wanted to see Justice Smith get eaten.
      That character was annoying AF!

  • @ajsteenkamp3070
    @ajsteenkamp3070 3 роки тому +46

    That girl that freed the dinosuars moment has the same energy of the end of Mulan 2:" hey. Shitloads of people are gonna die, but fuck you, becuas love."

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 19 днів тому

      Mazie: I had to. They're alive. Like me.
      Well thanks kid, you doomed us all!

  • @phant0
    @phant0 5 років тому +603

    *- "Hey, I have just invented the most advanced weapon system ever. Want to buy it? It's worth 25 million dollars"*
    - "Maybe. How does it work?"
    *- "It's simple. You have that rifle that you point at someone that you want dead and then push a button on the side of it. Then a barely controllable genetically engineered monster comes out of no where and kills that person."*
    - "Wait, you've spent millions to develop a gun that kills the people it is pointed at when you press a button on it?"
    *- "Yep. Well, actually most of the budget went to create the whole giant killer monster thing that comes with the gun"*
    - "But an ordinary gun would do this without the need for an extremely expensive and impractical monster."
    *...*
    *...*
    *- "I... Wish I had thought of that sooner."*

    • @zamirewilson7424
      @zamirewilson7424 5 років тому +22

      Yeah, that will always bothered me when I think about what they planned for "Yellow." I mean O know it's a prototype and they could be working on other stuff but......Why????? 😓😞

    • @SaltyNewt
      @SaltyNewt 5 років тому +3

      Look up what a laser designator is

    • @phant0
      @phant0 5 років тому +27

      @@SaltyNewt Watch the movie again and notice what the laser designator is mounted on.

    • @SaltyNewt
      @SaltyNewt 5 років тому

      phant0 that’s a laser sight. Completely different from a designator.

    • @phant0
      @phant0 5 років тому +38

      @@SaltyNewt Yes, you are right. We can all tell that you are well versed in fictional dinosaur-based weaponry.
      Now you can leave happy. Nevermind the joke that went five hundred feet over your head.

  • @Kreinsamer
    @Kreinsamer 5 років тому +298

    31:09 "But [they] think bed sheets are indestructible bomb shelters."
    Wait, you mean they're not?!

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 5 років тому +23

      That means the monster under my bed could have torn me apart any time it wanted to! It still could! AAAGGGHHH!

    • @simbasorariku3
      @simbasorariku3 5 років тому +8

      I imagined that in Bakugo's voice.

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 5 років тому +9

      Kreinsamer no they definitely are, critic doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

    • @KingCakeGator
      @KingCakeGator 4 роки тому +2

      I think you’d know if bed sheets were bomb shelter Kacchan

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 3 роки тому +1

      That would be a hilarious thing to try. Surviving a nuke or gunshots by way of a single sheet.

  • @Shadowpack95
    @Shadowpack95 4 роки тому +96

    theoretically the blood transfusion could work but probably only once, a second time would most likely kill Blue, Dog blood has been successfully transfused to Cats when it was the only type available, so its not entirely out of the realm of possibility for a Trex to give blood to a Velociraptor

    • @mr.mystery9940
      @mr.mystery9940 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, but a T-Rex is still not the best choice for it. There were more better donors and less dangerous ones for it on a ship, like Galimimus

  • @insertnamehere7925
    @insertnamehere7925 4 роки тому +383

    Mary:"They're alive, like me"
    Me: THEY'RE DINOSAURS, YOU'RE A HUMAN, you can't bite a man arm clean off but they can, hell most of them could either stomp on you, or eat you whole.

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +37

      Evidently 2018 was the year Chris Pratt started in big budget franchise entries where humanity is doomed by a single character’s dumb decision.

    • @Zacman1123
      @Zacman1123 4 роки тому +9

      @@ursaminor9780 wow you're right.

    • @masatotanaka999
      @masatotanaka999 4 роки тому +16

      Agent J-23-1991 there was a part where the camera focuses on her eyes and i almost thought they were going to make her part dinosaur.

    • @RedCrusader-ph2vk
      @RedCrusader-ph2vk 3 роки тому +4

      I COULD do all those things, you don't know my life

    • @insertnamehere7925
      @insertnamehere7925 3 роки тому +8

      @Jerry Graham Now yes the herbivores wouldn't eat them but a little kid just getting to close can easily get stomped by 1

  • @mattmanley3520
    @mattmanley3520 5 років тому +582

    Her writing sucked, but the kid who played Mazie is a pretty good actress. She’s works with what she has...which is nothing

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 5 років тому +34

      Yeah I thought her character would be used better.

    • @89taklung
      @89taklung 5 років тому +30

      I think they should hurry making a "the last of us" movie and make her Ellie!

    • @OjamaIndigo
      @OjamaIndigo 5 років тому +19

      John Smith you realize they’re talking about the actress not the character right?

    • @chrisjohnson4738
      @chrisjohnson4738 5 років тому +49

      Yeah, I love Critic's line "No matter how charming an actress you are, honey, you WILL be the worst part of this movie."

    • @gabby_gcb
      @gabby_gcb 5 років тому

      stfu its a movie chill

  • @BessieRiggs
    @BessieRiggs 5 років тому +286

    Wu wasn’t just a low-key lab rat like they portrayed him in the first movie. Crichton wrote him as the lead geneticist in Jurassic Park. But, like Hammond, he was killed in the book.

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah but Holywood Frankensteined the shit out of most characters in movie history

    • @konradpietrzak3842
      @konradpietrzak3842 3 роки тому +3

      Easy, he will die in dominion

    • @taker30055
      @taker30055 3 роки тому +3

      He got away to create an empire later on and then took on the persona of "Fiendish Evil Doctor Wu" and created some malt liquor to shrink black men's d$@k. Fortunately he met his end at the hands of Black Dynamite.

    • @AlejandroLZuvic
      @AlejandroLZuvic 2 роки тому +2

      I never saw him as a low-key employee. Maybe I missed something.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 Рік тому

      @@AlejandroLZuvic SAME!!!

  • @gianfrancoespinoza8828
    @gianfrancoespinoza8828 4 роки тому +268

    "I'm not as soft as your combat implys"
    I'm sorry but you're a civilian who works at a computer making BuzzFeed quizzes on what your zodiac symbol says what dinosaur you are, they are a mercilessly Navy SEAL trained squadron. KNOW YOUR PLACE

    • @Eccegato
      @Eccegato 3 роки тому +30

      Well, in the end she did SOMEHOW managed to survive (ironically by being rescued by the most cowardly character in the movie), while many of those mercenaries are slaughtered by dinosaurs. GOD THIS MOVIE IS STUPID.

    • @onemanarmy2electricboogalo687
      @onemanarmy2electricboogalo687 3 роки тому +9

      THE ROCK SAYS KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

    • @nolilado5452
      @nolilado5452 3 роки тому +10

      @@Eccegato Pretty sure that's called "Plot Armor"

  • @jamesverner9132
    @jamesverner9132 3 роки тому +71

    I want to see the next film JUST to have a body counter for the deaths by dinosaurs. Every single one will be the clone girls fault. It would be hilarious.

    • @benmiller5015
      @benmiller5015 Рік тому +3

      Bro, how disappointed must you have been lol I agree with you it would have been cool but I just had to torment you by bringing your attention back to this comment lol

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 8 місяців тому +2

      When I first saw Mazie press the button to release the dinosaurs, my response was: "Way to go kid, you doomed us all!"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +1226

    Come on admit it, Chris Pratt and Blue had the best romance in the entire movie.

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 років тому +23

      It’s blackly Dino old yeller who doesn’t love that

    • @Infinity-xn4dk
      @Infinity-xn4dk 5 років тому +9

      True

    • @theresacherco9543
      @theresacherco9543 5 років тому +31

      Better than twilight

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 5 років тому +19

      That was the entire reason I was glad I saw it.

    • @vice166
      @vice166 5 років тому +12

      Careless Whisper starts playing

  • @zorgolon4100
    @zorgolon4100 5 років тому +522

    The protagonists try to keep the dinosaurs alive the same exact way Hollywood keeps the Jurassic films alive

    • @MrHodoAstartes
      @MrHodoAstartes 5 років тому +14

      Not really.
      Making more and releasing them in a planned way into controlled facilities would be the smart way to save dinosaurs as a living species.

    • @CyberSpider35
      @CyberSpider35 5 років тому +4

      Only Halloween 2018-style remake can save it now.

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 5 років тому +9

      @@CyberSpider35 It wasn't a remake. It just ignored every other movie before it.

    • @ColinG943
      @ColinG943 5 років тому +6

      Actually, this movie is still really good and evolves the franchise, bringing it in a new direction, which I love!

    • @josuealmeida9571
      @josuealmeida9571 5 років тому +9

      The same way that Konami tries to keep the Metal Gear franchise alive

  • @batinabox2763
    @batinabox2763 4 роки тому +73

    Fun fact: the mechanics of the face cloaking hat were actually stolen (then inverted) from Phineas and Ferb. Dr Doofenschmirtz, for example, was always unable to recognize his nemesis Perry the Platipus as soon as he removed his hat.

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 4 роки тому +75

    "But you already knew that"
    The supremely lazy writing substitute for "As you well know..."

  • @dadeleemurphy85
    @dadeleemurphy85 5 років тому +210

    Blue: "It's Over Owen! I have the high ground!"

    • @zpeter2590
      @zpeter2590 5 років тому +15

      Zero Cool if a Sci-fi fantasy movie with space wizards and laser swords have a better understanding in lava physics than this, then you know you have a problem

  • @BrixieAnn
    @BrixieAnn 5 років тому +1069

    I'm pretty sure the Jurassic films are just the prequels to The Flintstones at this point.

    • @zpeter2590
      @zpeter2590 5 років тому +85

      Brixie Ann ok that makes TOO much sense!!!!!!

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 років тому +57

      *x-files music plays*

    • @IsaPodrasky
      @IsaPodrasky 5 років тому +65

      Flintstones. They're the Flintstones. They're part of a post-apocalyptic family. From the Isla of Nublar...

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @imaadshahrukh4829
      @imaadshahrukh4829 5 років тому +29

      Brixie Ann Could be. Considering how in the Flintstones there is Christmas, and modern-looking tech made with stone.

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 4 роки тому +36

    Nah, I knew she was a clone when she first sat on the bed and the grandfather was telling her she looked exactly like her mom.
    My first thought was... yeah, dinosaur cloning has been reused multiple times. What's next? Right, human cloning.

    • @truthwooph4083
      @truthwooph4083 2 роки тому

      Is she legal that's the real question 😅

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 2 роки тому +1

      @@truthwooph4083
      I'm not sure where you are coming from with that, but... I guess it would depend if clones are human or not?

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 2 роки тому

      @@truthwooph4083 Depends. Is it an anime? Then Yes.
      Real life probably not.

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 2 роки тому

      @@Shadow62x Once you’ve watched enough hentai questions like this just come up regularly.

    • @truthwooph4083
      @truthwooph4083 2 роки тому

      @@minnesotanfreedomist3147 I feel ya man, I probably should of been more clear, the punchline of the joke was more about the legal system and all that fighting and drama a situation like this would cause in real life
      You'd assume the same laws that already apply too humans would also apply to clones...
      But knowing humanity the way I do, it would end up in a huge political nightmare with people bringing up all sorts of events that have nothing to do with the situation 🤣😂
      Until it's in court ...
      Lawyer 1: the law should not apply to them they are not real people !
      Lawyer 2: so you are saying we should be able too murder them at will ?
      Lawyer 1: Da economy !!!!!
      And so on 😭

  • @Chris_Cross-pf3dp
    @Chris_Cross-pf3dp 4 роки тому +65

    Anyone remember in JP3 that kid said doctor Malcolm was high on himself?
    Well to me the Fallen Kingdom was indeed high on itself!

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 3 роки тому

      to me Malcolm was the only character in the series that ever made sense

  • @Gezere9
    @Gezere9 5 років тому +231

    "Malcom when did you turn into a white woman?"
    I figuratively died.
    Also the T-Rex is like the Solid Snake of dinosaurs. She's a goddamn NINJA! Wide open field and no one sees or hears her until she dies to murder another dino.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 5 років тому +4

      Metal Gear kicks ass. 😎

    • @FoxUnitNell
      @FoxUnitNell 5 років тому +11

      under the cardboard box is where she is before jumping out from no where.

    • @sevuvidramus1717
      @sevuvidramus1717 5 років тому

      T-rex's have been recently proven to be quite stealthy, along with a long distance call that no-joke is the genetic known sound of death and nightmares

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 5 років тому +6

      thats because she was on her toes

    • @raggens
      @raggens 5 років тому +3

      Speaking of Metal Gear, anyone notice the writer who wrote this film is also announced for the screenplay of the Metal Gear film?

  • @footclann0043
    @footclann0043 5 років тому +588

    Rob killed that John Hammond role😂😂😂

    • @ironcladnomad5639
      @ironcladnomad5639 4 роки тому +34

      "Hey, Rob, how would you feel about playing John Hammond in the Fallen Kingdom review?"
      *"I'll show you."*

    • @QuartuvLarry
      @QuartuvLarry 4 роки тому +7

      He's like the coolest douchebag

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 4 роки тому +3

      @@QuartuvLarry Yeah

    • @timothymorris157
      @timothymorris157 Рік тому +1

      Which is exactly why he’s gonna be featured in Jurassic World Covenant. Lmfao 🤣

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d Рік тому

      Wait that was a role? 😂

  • @lootcat1230
    @lootcat1230 Рік тому +15

    I'm surprised that nothing was said about the fact that Owen shot 2 holes into the sphere they were in under water with a 9 mm pistol, when Jimmy Fallon cameo in the first movie said "it can prevent a 50 caliber bullet".

  • @Ananasbringer
    @Ananasbringer 3 роки тому +27

    The "Is this a gang sign? Are you in a gang?" joke always makes my day :D
    Also, there should never be more than one premature celebration scene in a movie!
    Fun fact: There are actually studies about using captive tiger blood on domestic cats, for the sake of saving some endangered felidae species. Apparently the compability was around 3/10 samples or something along the lines.

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 5 років тому +154

    My god! Rob looks JUST like his dad in that John Hammond makeup!

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, must have been a laugh when Doug saw him. Hope he took a photo with Dad.

  • @TheAnchorArmsChad
    @TheAnchorArmsChad 5 років тому +587

    The thumbnail screams:
    *"I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"*

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 5 років тому +59

      IT'S BRILLIANT BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 5 років тому +43

      Or to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. *i say grinning holding up a vial of unknown liquid*

    • @Twinleaf_2623
      @Twinleaf_2623 5 років тому +48

      I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea, and then I'll put that box in another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives...
      *AHAHAHAHA!!! I'LL SMASH WITH A HAMMER!!!* It's brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!

    • @animalanomalies1601
      @animalanomalies1601 5 років тому +28

      ohhhh feel the power.

    • @willigagbob8243
      @willigagbob8243 5 років тому +8

      Mallet.

  • @TyTitan77
    @TyTitan77 4 роки тому +280

    "they're alive like me"
    *shoots her*
    *credits play*
    (THIS IS A JOKE)

    • @phantomshadow4289
      @phantomshadow4289 4 роки тому +16

      We would all do the same thing, why have dinosaurs alive when they're just going to kill everyone!?

    • @TyTitan77
      @TyTitan77 4 роки тому +7

      @@phantomshadow4289 well then we go dino hunting

    • @TyTitan77
      @TyTitan77 4 роки тому +17

      @Philip Good but it gives no reason for her to release the Dinos that will kill other humans. Also THIS IS A JOKE. I watched the movie. It's just a freaking joke. I enjoyed the movie.

    • @TyTitan77
      @TyTitan77 4 роки тому +16

      @Philip Good Even though she was 5 and found out she's a clone it still gives her no reason to free the Dinos because they are like her. She's allowing others to die

    • @MegaDragonmark
      @MegaDragonmark 4 роки тому +8

      @Philip Good as well as other people feel strongly about this being the stupid part of the whole movie. i mean sure i love dinosaurs and would be heart broken that they would of died but apparently this is not an island house. this is actually on the mainline. as much as the money grubbing villain is stupid for taking the dinosaurs into the main land, it was just as stupid for someone to let a little girl that is currently having a existential crisis after finding out she is a clone press the release all the dinosaurs out onto the world button. i am not saying shoot her, i am saying secure her and offer the girl some therapy after words.

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP 4 роки тому +31

    “You will be the worst part of this movie...”

  • @TurbhoeHDRemix
    @TurbhoeHDRemix 5 років тому +703

    Also, Dinosaurs would make terrible weapons.
    Even if you could get them to obey you perfectly, they're just big targets to hit. Sure the Ankylosaurus has armor that teeth can't pierce, but that means nothing to high caliber rounds or explosives. A literal minefield would render your entire fleet of raptors useless. An autoturret like what North Korea has would kill any dinosaur.
    One tank, just ONE. Literally no dinosaur could do anything to it. The T Rex could step on an Abrams and it wouldn't do anything. Wanna move it? Good luck, it can weigh over 60 tons, more than 10x what the T Rex weighs. If that gun fires, the T Rex is red paste, that's like a 110mm bore cannon.
    Not to mention jets, attack choppers, drone strikes, or worse yet....mustard gas and the like is only banned against humans. We could literally just gas the things, or shell them with artillery, or use another banned weapon. Sound.
    Anything over 190 dB would be lethal. 210 dB is loud enough to rend holes in steel. I still don't see why we couldn't just nuke Isla Nublar. Fuck the dinos

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 5 років тому +46

      To be fair, I think WMDs would still be illegal to use on dinos because humans might get hurt by them too; one of the big reasons chemical weapons are banned is they are difficult to target, so human collateral damage would be likely.

    • @theindependant001
      @theindependant001 5 років тому +62

      Its like how they fire like an entire magazine into a dino and it shrugs it off! If dinosaurs were back and faced with any kind of modern weapon, that fight would last less than 5 mins.
      Plus, I mean "Lets release all these dinosaurs on american suburbanites! What could possibly go wrong?" XD

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 5 років тому +57

      I agree. The whole using dinosaurs as weapons idea is just not a very good idea with the technology we have today however, it probably would have worked half a millennium ago though

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 5 років тому +48

      Beni not to mention the care needed to take care of them. It’s far easier to maintain a tank or any weapon than an animal

    • @simbasorariku3
      @simbasorariku3 5 років тому +23

      If it makes you feel any better, the government napalm the island in the book, and the Telltale game reveals the government was planning on doing that until something off-screen stopped them.

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 5 років тому +407

    Rob is a perfect John Hammond!

    • @Seanatonin
      @Seanatonin 5 років тому +5

      Miracle on 34th Street with Mara Wilson anyone?

    • @Seanatonin
      @Seanatonin 5 років тому +5

      @@SQUIDBEARSTUDIO you forgot the last time the Critic reviewed a Mara Wilson film. What she did was unholy and unkind to the Critc

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 5 років тому +4

      no he is not

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 років тому +3

      Spared no expense...

  • @animationfan957
    @animationfan957 4 роки тому +48

    Jurassic Park, one of the most iconic and epic movies ever.
    And now it’s turned into the ”Long Before Time” franchise.

  • @MrThankman360
    @MrThankman360 4 роки тому +41

    “It’s not as safe as the bed sheets but it’ll have to do.”
    LOL. I lost it at this.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 років тому +417

    They have a great setup for the next movie... I wonder what they gonna focus on instead when they make it.

    • @Dalipsingh111111
      @Dalipsingh111111 5 років тому +53

      Instead of a Movie about Dinosaurs going after humans and becomming a real threat or using them in warfare, they will make a movie about hunting the dinosaurs down and the main charakters are trying to save them.

    • @hernanhenriquez6778
      @hernanhenriquez6778 5 років тому +66

      It's gonna be about blue getting on the US Senate trying to enforce dinosaur rights with the main argument that they are not weapons and their gonna spread the word by using hashtags such as #dinosaurlifematters #dinaosaursareplptoo
      #usedasweaponsMetoo

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 5 років тому +6

      @@hernanhenriquez6778 I believe it

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 5 років тому +18

      Nah, it would be a Mad Max dystopian world with the last of humankind behind huge walls like in Attack on Titan.
      But with DINOSAUUUUURRRRSSSSSS!!! \:V/
      🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖

    • @zanesage6857
      @zanesage6857 5 років тому +11

      Sigh... ikr, the whole set up for the next movie is the only reason this one even exists... if they screw that up to... I just hope they don't...

  • @corbinhaynes5754
    @corbinhaynes5754 5 років тому +590

    I think the "they're alive like me" bit was about her being a clone but it would've worked better had she known from the start and been treated poorly by other people progressively getting worse and worse the whole movie so that by the end she no longer related to humans but only other clones. It would've made her reasoning more clear and still given her a bit of sympathy since we'd understand the why even though we don't like what the consequences will be

    • @mephistovonfaust
      @mephistovonfaust 4 роки тому +95

      Even then, letting them out is the single stupidest decision in the entire movie. When Claire was about to press the button I was thinking "No, please, you can't be that stupid." What a relieve when she didn't, but then we got this idiot kid to do it. The only good characters in the entire movie were Owen an Blue. That's it.

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 4 роки тому +9

      WOW let’s just look over all the trauma she had to endure that one night and the fact that she’s a kid

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 4 роки тому +78

      Here's what would have worked: Having someone tell her what she just did. "I hope you understand that you caused a mass extinction of the animal kingdom. We'll survive, we always have, even more so thanks to our technology. The animals however will be left at the mercy of these killing machines. Understand that you killed them all. But hey since you're a fellow clone of them why don't you go talk to them? See how that works out."

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 4 роки тому +5

      hodor I’m not saying what she did wasn’t bad I’m saying what she did wasn’t unrealistic or unexpected after all she endured that one night idiot

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 4 роки тому +3

      hodor really there’s clearly no point in discussing this with you you’re obviously just another troll

  • @averageguy1469
    @averageguy1469 Рік тому +6

    Why would the girl save the dinosaurs when she spent the last few minutes running from one?

  • @ledestroyer2241
    @ledestroyer2241 2 роки тому +34

    I was not a fan of the movie, but the Brachiosaurus dying scene made me cry. It was the first creature we ever saw and at the end it’s just an animal that wanted to live. The lack of dialogue also made it much more impactful. That was the best scene of the whole movie

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 11 місяців тому +2

      The scene made me sad too. The Brachiosaurus is my favorite dinosaur.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 8 днів тому

      Cringe.

    • @ledestroyer2241
      @ledestroyer2241 8 днів тому

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 stfu goofy, u like 12 years old commenting sum dumb shit like that

    • @ledestroyer2241
      @ledestroyer2241 8 днів тому

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 stfu, with a response like that ur definitely a 12 year old kid if not u got the intelligence of one

  • @Codraroll
    @Codraroll 5 років тому +79

    Worst thing in this movie for me: The dinosaurs escaping into the wild is seen as some sort of apocalyptic event. But the first act of the movie (as well as Jurassic Park 2, for that matter) shows those very same dinosaurs being captured with relative ease in their natural habitat by a band of mercenaries. Besides, how many dinosaurs were there in the big escape? 50? You know what they call a species with 50 specimens left in the wild? Critically endangered, that's what. And they weren't even of the same species. Even if they all miraculously survive this new climate none of them has ever seen before, with all that implies for food availability or their chance to stay warm in winter, inbreeding would do them in within a couple of generations. And that's before considering how many trophy hunters there are who'd like to have a dinosaur head on their mantelpiece.

    • @suchomimus9460
      @suchomimus9460 5 років тому

      Erlend Andenæs Aren’t you forgetting some people?

    • @jamesoleary2476
      @jamesoleary2476 5 років тому +4

      Erlend Andenæs yeah they say it would take 50 people to propagate the human race. 2 T. rex aren't gonna be save the species.

    • @PaveMentman
      @PaveMentman 5 років тому +3

      @@jamesoleary2476
      To be fair though, in the original / first "Jurassic Park"-things they reproduced asexually / via parthenogenesis.
      And as far I for one am aware, there has been no mention whether the "Jurassic World"-staff were able or even willing to gene-splice(?) this feature off.
      ---
      ---
      ---

    • @cpenner7086
      @cpenner7086 5 років тому +1

      jeez did you even pay attention to the movie or wait god forbid you actually use your brain. the dinosaurs can be now ILLEGALLY cloned by nefarious people.

    • @fenixiliusstrife1253
      @fenixiliusstrife1253 5 років тому +19

      Which will do what against a species with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE type technology.
      The whole thing in the last two movies about dinosaurs being "weapons" is stupid.
      The human race has bullets, missiles, and bombs, WTF is a dinosaur going to do against that exactly. Die, that is all they will do. It is such a stupid premise.

  • @hanyuu05
    @hanyuu05 5 років тому +137

    Jesus, the one chick's laughter from Garbage Pail Kids felt less forced than Claire's.

  • @Professorgutierrez
    @Professorgutierrez Рік тому +8

    This film: Maisie is a clone.
    Dominion: She’s not a clone, her mother had her asexually.
    WHICH ONE IS IT?!

  • @Eli62104
    @Eli62104 4 роки тому +20

    "We're seconds away from this thing talking!" More like 18 years ahead(Alan)

  • @Multi-Guard
    @Multi-Guard 5 років тому +464

    She's a clone?........
    "Watch out for those wrist rockets!"

    • @apocalypse8818
      @apocalypse8818 5 років тому +16

      *Plays Jurassic Park Theme*

    • @justanasshole588
      @justanasshole588 5 років тому +23

      Micah Wolf just like the simulations

    • @kindleyfever258
      @kindleyfever258 5 років тому +4

      Is this a Battlefront reference?

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 років тому +1

      you wish, actually so do i that would give it points up from me

    • @calebkopp7636
      @calebkopp7636 5 років тому +2

      That was such a deep pull into my childhood.

  • @sploosh578
    @sploosh578 5 років тому +312

    Not to be THAT guy but...
    That was a Brachiosaurus, not Brontosaurus.
    ...I'll see myself out.

    • @Kaldin0203
      @Kaldin0203 5 років тому +23

      LITERALLY looked through the comments to find this comment. Thank you, good sir.

    • @K.Gthealmighty
      @K.Gthealmighty 5 років тому +9

      no be that guy point out how stuiped it was for doug to mistake the brachiosaurus for the brontosaurus

    • @maxis2778
      @maxis2778 5 років тому +2

      :) your a funny guy

    • @tinyvigil1513
      @tinyvigil1513 5 років тому +1

      Fg

    • @MaguireMemes
      @MaguireMemes 5 років тому +1

      odblog Doesn’t mean anything he mistakes the brachiosaurus for a brontosaurus.

  • @douglasrau5094
    @douglasrau5094 4 роки тому +15

    When it comes to future Jurassic Park sequels at the box office, they don't require our assistance. They require our absence.

  • @TreeckoJedi9
    @TreeckoJedi9 4 роки тому +11

    When I saw this movie with my mom, neither of us had anything to say. We just left the theater in silence.

  • @johnteets490
    @johnteets490 5 років тому +190

    The clone daughter thing is implied to be the reason Lockwood and Hammond disagreed and split up. Not saying that makes it better, that's just the "why" of it.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +26

      Yea, I guessed it abut 40 minutes before they revealed it when Lockwood kept being super evasive about her mom and wouldn't let her see any pictures of her mom. Even then, when they did reveal it, the characters reacted more like, "Huh, well, that happened," and move on way too quickly.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 5 років тому +4

      @@Dargonhuman i called the twist the moment they started referencing her

    • @Ghostwalker2061
      @Ghostwalker2061 5 років тому +12

      And it's also possible that she maybe part raptor.

    • @TufteMotorsport
      @TufteMotorsport 5 років тому +1

      @@Ghostwalker2061 Hahahaha! What the fuck man? Somebody didn't pay attention.

    • @johnteets490
      @johnteets490 5 років тому +3

      @@Ghostwalker2061 Can't tell if you're joking or not. Regardless, there was no hint of her being a hybrid. Lockwood never is said to have wanted that, only wanting his daughter back, and given thatvshe looks exactly like her mother in that one picture of her mother as a child that she sees, I'd say she's a straight-up clone. It kind of makes sense when you think about it: cloning humans, a complex but current species, seems like a step towards cloning extinct ones. The only problem is the moral dilemma of cloning a fellow human, and all that that entails for both the parent and child. Also, it sounded kind of like Lockwood only really wanted to clone his daughter: he had no original interest in the dinosaurs, it seemed. But, it also seemed like he was a close friend of Hammond, since they started together alone. And what with Hammond having passed away and the dinosaurs following closely behind, he decides to do this for Hammond's memory. That's my take on it. Honestly, I want a movie exploring the history between Hammond and Lockwood, and how it all began. It'd be a nice tale.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 5 років тому +400

    I can't give Rob enough credit for his John Hammond 😂😂👍👍

    • @glyphsaiyan858
      @glyphsaiyan858 4 роки тому +1

      The fact that it's a terrible one? Yeah, hit the nail on that oversized head.

    • @abdizur8765
      @abdizur8765 4 роки тому +7

      Spare no expense

    • @SingingWhileDrunk
      @SingingWhileDrunk 3 роки тому

      @שחר א. That might be true but fuck you anyway

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 роки тому +2

      @שחר א. you do know everyone does their best on this show right? Everyone works hard to give us a good time and you just shit at their face because there's ONE member of the team you really love
      At least acknowledge that they're doing their best, geez

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 роки тому +1

      @@glyphsaiyan858 what an unnecessary comment

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 3 роки тому +12

    I like how the huge Dinosaurs always go after puny humans instead of a crowd of humans or elephants or ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A 200lb HUMAN

  • @Bumbledore0987
    @Bumbledore0987 4 роки тому +10

    You know I half expected Chris Pratt to say "He played us like a damn fiddle!!" because of how Wu is basically Revolver Ocelot in this movie because of how much he's behind the scenes

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 5 років тому +179

    I Didn’t Know Detective Pikachu’s Partner Was in This Movie

    • @AxeMan562
      @AxeMan562 3 роки тому +21

      And the fact that we all enjoy his character in Detective Pikachu and despise his character in Fallen Kingdom shows you the destructive power of shitty writing.

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 3 роки тому +11

      @@AxeMan562 honestly he wasn’t too great in detective pikachu either.
      But he was leagues better in that film because he was actually a character with dialogue and motives and not... well he wasn’t skittish nerd #673.

    • @emerald773sstudio2
      @emerald773sstudio2 3 роки тому +4

      @@AxeMan562 Here's the worst part, he's coming back for the final film.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 3 роки тому

      Not a good first impression, but at least he significantly improved (I think)

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 3 роки тому

      @@emerald773sstudio2 apparently Dominion isnt going to be the last one

  • @TheZeroNeonix
    @TheZeroNeonix 5 років тому +196

    Honest question, why was Jeff Goldblum in this movie? Was he brought in just so they could use his lines in the trailer?

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 5 років тому +39

      More than likely.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +18

      Yes.

    • @daltysmilth
      @daltysmilth 5 років тому +16

      He had a day free.

    • @rissarae3
      @rissarae3 5 років тому +37

      They really shouldn't have. His character right off the bat explains how keeping the dinosaurs around *is a bad idea* . In like the first 10 minutes I'm already on his side and find the protagonist's reasons really stupid and irresponsible. Not only to humans but the whole ecosystem.
      Now I just want the next movie to be Jeff Goldblum telling everyone "I told you so"

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 5 років тому +1

      @@rissarae3Funny thing is that he has an overall bigger role in Jurassic World: Evolution compared to this.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +40

    “They’re alive. Like me.”
    All right folks, I think we finally found a scene dumber than “Saving what we love.” from TLJ

    • @BMN667
      @BMN667 3 роки тому +2

      @Jerry Graham I fully agree, CANCEL this little punk! No Mercy, sweep the leg, only the strong survive!

    • @comiccinema8177
      @comiccinema8177 3 роки тому

      At least Rose stopping Finn was justified by the fact that Finn’s suicide run would’ve been completely in vain since he was driving a dingy, actively melting speeder into a fortified laser cannon built to destroy fortress walls. She knew better than anyone how his sacrifice would’ve been useless and wanted to stop him from throwing his life away and changing nothing in the process.

  • @davis9502
    @davis9502 3 роки тому +13

    I only like the original Jurassic Park movie and Lost World. If the Jurassic Park franchise just ended with the first movie or at Lost World you'd probably be satisfied.

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 років тому +69

    Jurassic World: Fallen to Copyrights- Nostalgia Critic.

  • @astafford2901
    @astafford2901 5 років тому +372

    Even the T-Rex's roar sounds exhausted... :_( That's truly heartbreaking.

    • @alexbenjaminlubbers
      @alexbenjaminlubbers 5 років тому +48

      She's 28 years old, Rexes only live to about 30. She's like 90 in human years.

    • @itfigurescomics6704
      @itfigurescomics6704 4 роки тому +4

      But...those roars are nearly the same as the others in the past...

    • @TheRealRip-Tide
      @TheRealRip-Tide 4 роки тому +1

      DVJFan no u

    • @DarkEclipse23
      @DarkEclipse23 4 роки тому +15

      trex: “I’m a mother fucki-- aaahhh we’re still making these? I’m getting too old for this shit.... *just leaves*”

  • @nodorog448
    @nodorog448 Рік тому +5

    While rewatching all this, I'd just like to mention Claire didn't own Jurassic World. She was just the Manager. Doug repeatedly says she owned the place, and wasn't just a cog in a corporation.

  • @MrThankman360
    @MrThankman360 4 роки тому +12

    “I’ve got a whale of a tale for you.. he hee. That’ll be funny in a minute.”

  • @joegreenwell5476
    @joegreenwell5476 5 років тому +144

    9:56. What's worse here is that unlike other movies, they didn't even just meet each other in the first one. They literally just went back to being broken up like in the first one. I just they just copied and pasted it and forgot to change it.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 5 років тому +14

      They sure seemed like each other since they kept kissing each other.

    • @idealab5289
      @idealab5289 5 років тому +3

      Joe Greenwell They kissed like... once

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 5 років тому +7

      I remember they kissed once he took down a pterodactyl and when they found each other in the infirmary type area at the end. That was their whole story. They were dating and broke up but the whole deal with the Indominus Rex ended up getting them together again.
      EDIT: I looked it up and they don't kiss in the infirmary, but they look at each other really nicely and they say they should stick together as they walk out together.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 5 років тому +4

      Do you guys just run around kissing people with no romantic meaning?

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 5 років тому +4

      @@ninjahombrepalito1721 logically they shouldn't have because they have little chemistry, but that's how they wrote it.

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 5 років тому +175

    Dr. Wu has become the Revolver Ocelot of the Jurassic Park/World series.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому +1

      Daniel Clark the what?

    • @larrychu6396
      @larrychu6396 5 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 5 років тому +25

      Too bad that he is nowhere near as half as cool as Revolver Ocelot.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 5 років тому +2

      He was pulling the strings the whole time!

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 5 років тому +1

      @@cadethumann8605 he only reembles him in the playing with all teams and none at all
      And to be honest Ocelot lost his charm after 2

  • @vexjaeger4314
    @vexjaeger4314 2 роки тому +5

    Personally I never understood the whole “use dinos in the military” plot. YOU can’t control them. All you could do is say unleash a pack of raptors in an enemy area, have then hunt and kill to the best of therr ability HOPING they kill the Right people. And then after a predetermined time, detonate a series of bombs implanted in each raptor, rendering the need to capture them back null and void... or you send a crack team of trained soldiers with good intel and gear

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 11 місяців тому +3

    Best Nostalgia Critic episodes:
    1: Temple of Doom (I love every single thing! It’s hilarious!)
    2: Batman and Robin (Doug’s descent into madness cracks me up)
    3: Fallen Kingdom (Sarcasm and satire at its finest)
    4: Spider-Man 3 (Destroys my least fav movie with silly ideas)
    5: Search For Spock (Last time on the Nostalgia Critic video…)
    6: Force Awakens (The entire thing feels like a 20 minute intro)
    7: Out of the Shadows (An epic crossover of the ages!)
    8: Nostalgic Commercials Saga (An important part of the channel)
    9: Back To the Future (Covers some of my favorite movies)
    10: Eight Crazy Nights (As a Jew, the intro gets me everytime)
    HM: Ghostbusters II, The Dark Knight, The Lorax

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 років тому +55

    To be fair on the stupid IndoRaptor they did say it was a crazy unfinished prototype they just planned on getting rid of.

  • @KeatonKing
    @KeatonKing 5 років тому +216

    Wait, Claire wasnt the owner of the park in the last movie, that indian guy in the helicopter was the owner.

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 5 років тому +11

      his name was simon misarani he bought ingen after john hammond died

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr 5 років тому +6

      @@somedudewhodraws9377 *Masrani.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 років тому +20

      I think after he died in the helicopter crash, Claire became the default owner.

    • @bolbyballinger
      @bolbyballinger 5 років тому +5

      Oh right, the guy whose computer technician had a poorly developed crush on him and who has had absolutely zero impact on the story?
      I refer to him as pointless asian dude.

    • @Dierbolical
      @Dierbolical 5 років тому +1

      another one of nostalgia critics many fuck ups

  • @astafford2901
    @astafford2901 3 роки тому +15

    If Jurassic World Dominion does not open with Owen, Claire, Zia, Franklin and Maisy all getting eaten by the T-Rex, it will already have failed viewers.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 роки тому +1

      It's already failed viewers by existing. Seriously, even COVID couldn't stop it.

  • @younglove3362
    @younglove3362 2 роки тому +7

    Adults, some kids, and dinosaurs. This literally summarizes each and every Jurassic Park movie.

  • @nickyliu8762
    @nickyliu8762 5 років тому +218

    Just wanna point out: the guys that got devoured after the beasts got released were also alive, like her.
    Some of them maybe had family, while the monsters will die off anyway after killing many more families, because they won't find a female, or another beast to fertilize the eggs.

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 5 років тому +8

      And your point is?
      humans kill a lot of stuff too I mean just from your example that little girl killed Humanity probably
      Also all the dinosaurs also had family you just didn't care about them.

    • @nykerianash1590
      @nykerianash1590 5 років тому +22

      Maui Randall So this already shows how sick you are. So because some humans kill that means that those people deserved to die. For all you know some of them could hav been vegetarian. The fact that you think their lives are less than a creature (dinosaurs) that cannot try to see from the perspective of another species , that has no empathy, etc. Says a lot about you. We some people kill they feel guilt, some change, some try to do good, when a Dino kills it woo the give you a second thought. Also, they are clones and they only made many so I don’t know think they have families.

    • @ryuudraco592
      @ryuudraco592 5 років тому +21

      @@nykerianash1590 here's the rundown, yes they are clones, yes they will eventually die, but a T-Rex can eat 500 pounds of flesh and bone in one bite, a velociraptor is believed to be as fast as a cheetah, guess what I might like non human animals more then humans but I still say let those over grown geckos die, I don't care if your a clone like them mazy your a human that doesn't kill to survive and can easily be taught things, dinosaurs are wild animals that went extinct millions of years ago and they shouldn't have been brought back to life cuz as you can see we can't control them

    • @alexbenjaminlubbers
      @alexbenjaminlubbers 5 років тому +7

      @@ryuudraco592
      All of you are missing the point of Maisie releasing the dinosaurs. She is supposed to represent their side of the argument to the audience. Yes, they are clones, yes many of them are carnivorous, but they have a right to live regardless.
      Her "they're alive like me" argument gets so much hate. I could find a disabled pitbull at a shelter and take it home. Someone would surely say how "dangerous pitbulls are, why did you adopt that thing???"
      Why? Because, I have a disability just like this 3-legged pitbull. I have compassion for a seemingly dangerous creature because I share a trait with it.
      Understand now?

    • @ryuudraco592
      @ryuudraco592 5 років тому +16

      @@alexbenjaminlubbers except 1 the pitbulls are no more dangerous then any other breed of dogs it's just that pitbulls are conceived as dangerous because they had a bad owner who abused them and media uses them as the go to junkyard dog. 2 dogs are trainable and have been bread to be much more controllable than their wolf ancestors. Dinosaurs or at least in Jurassic Park movies can not be trained as quickly as a dog and since their related to lizards they can't be trained like a dog since their brains can only process food, mate, and fight/run. where a dog and humans like Maisie can learn good behavior from bad behavior

  • @xonxt
    @xonxt 5 років тому +66

    And not even a single one "I'm a dinosaur" from Rob? I'm disappoint

    • @Plamspam07
      @Plamspam07 5 років тому

      Walter killed dinosaur!rob.

  • @brycevorreyer279
    @brycevorreyer279 2 роки тому +9

    I love how Malcom perks up when Tamara says she knows why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

  • @peterd4047
    @peterd4047 4 роки тому +8

    It’s crazy how Rexy literally looks better in the original than in this movie

  • @StrunDoNhor
    @StrunDoNhor 5 років тому +104

    Bad pacing aside, the scene of the Brachiosaurus dying in the volcanic fumes did tug a few heart strings for me. In an otherwise bombastic and fast-paced movie, it was a surprisingly dark and somber moment -- which was only magnified by the Brachiosaurus' role in the previous movies (especially the original Jurassic Park). It's just a shame the pacing couldn't do a better job of framing the scene's tragic vibe. Instead everything before and after is all, "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!"

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 років тому +1

      Too bad in the scene before that the MCs drove a magical truck that can jump upwards off a completely flat surfasce and somehow silently land on a boat where the bad guys somehow can't recognize the red headed cunt even though she's just wearing a hat.

    • @Fi_Sci_
      @Fi_Sci_ 5 років тому

      StrunDoNhor I think the part where it did that pose was a little unnecessary, it should just vanished in the ashes, would’ve made me actually feel something more than “oh it’s doing that thing it did in the first movie...cool?”

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 років тому

      @@ninjahombrepalito1721 Bullshit. All it takes is too look at her face for a second and they'll instantly recognize her.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 років тому +1

      @@ninjahombrepalito1721 It is a big deal because people acted like a magic anti gravity truck didn't just jumped on the boat. Don't even get me started on the mentally retarded 9 year old in this movie(yes my head canon is that she's mentally retarded from the cloning process).

    • @Tabbimura
      @Tabbimura 5 років тому

      I'm sure a lot o people will get trampled by the dinosaurs released by a clone girl. Have any feels for civilians?

  • @matthewmspace
    @matthewmspace 5 років тому +184

    That thumbnail is pure gold. Will watch this after I get back from work tonight. Just came in to say that real quick.

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 5 років тому

      Matthew Miller you work at this hour!?!?!? What do you do?

    • @cardflavor8486
      @cardflavor8486 5 років тому

      No one gives a fuck go put in your time at your part time job and stop reaching bitch

    • @SangoSon12
      @SangoSon12 5 років тому +1

      That thumbnail is pretty good. It made me want to watch it as soon as I did. I'm not even into the Jurassic franchise. I just knew it was going to be good... and it was.

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 5 років тому +1

      I watched it at work.

  • @nevermorethebewitched
    @nevermorethebewitched 3 роки тому +10

    Well, if Critic isn't hyped for the T-Rex anymore, time to kill it...

  • @taymiles8902
    @taymiles8902 3 роки тому +11

    30:46
    "A RAPTOR ON THE ROOOOOF?!?"
    Lmaoooooooo yoooooo

  • @JoeyfilmingTv
    @JoeyfilmingTv 5 років тому +52

    One of my biggest questions in this film and the previous movies after the first film is...do the humans in these movies really deserve the levels of dinosaur related vengeance that they receive? I mean most of the people who die are just ordinary people killed so that the audience gets to have their big dumb monster moment (the first movie only kills four characters (five if you count the opening), and all of those were off-camera and never played up as these glorious or awesome moments outside of "clever girl." The deaths were all dramatic and mattered because they happened to named and well established characters. None of these clowns have anything to them and feel like either pieces of cardboard or cartoons so I find it so difficult to even think it is awesome or satisfying.) I for one don't really enjoy this unjustified level of gratuitous violence, and that's not because I'm against gore or violence in films either. I don't mind something like Evil Dead and its violence because it is either purposefully silly or serves some dramatic and tonal purpose, and I don't mind the murder of innocents in something like No Country for Old Men because I want to see Chigurh succeed. I don't have any desire to see the personality-less T-Rex or super lizard mutant monster whatever to succeed in their overly violent killings of randos. This film(the others too) makes it seem like "Oh yeah, all of the assholes of the U.S. are going to die now! Awesome right?" What about all of the old people, children, mentally ill, physically disabled, and homeless that are essentially going to be ground up into chum? Half of them wouldn't even understand what was happening to them, but would get killed because I guess the metabolism of reptiles is so impressive that they need to constantly eat small and scrawny little humans that run away and fight back, causing the dinosaurs to expend way more energy to actually kill them than they would receive. You ever wonder why sharks don't eat minnows? Same principle. Ever wonder why gators and crocs attack in short bursts and give up easily? Same principle, though it is also because reptiles have low stamina that shows itself in great bursts of action. Most of the time dinosaurs would be struggling to maintain their body temperature lest they die (another thing reptiles must do, either by alternating between the sun and the shade, or the sun and a body of water). I'm not saying these movies need to be animal planet, but it is at walking dead levels of "Oh nothing is happening, throw a dinosaur on screen and let them just kill some people who should know better."

    • @SentientMeatloaf1
      @SentientMeatloaf1 5 років тому +19

      I think you may be giving the creators of this movie too much credit. I find it unlikely that the dinosaur related deaths have anything to do with "punishing" the people involved, that would indicate a level of self-awareness and subtlety that simply doesn't exist in these movies. The high body count is much more likely the result of when an incompetent writer wants to raise the stakes for a sequel gets his hands on the script. If ten people died last time, then 20 need to die this time. But Mr. incompetent writer doesn't want to sacrifice the main characters or any of the supporting cast he spent all of five minutes crafting, nor does he want to introduce any new named characters in order to fill out the mandatory self-imposed death toll. So the killing is delegated to random civilians and incompetent soldiers to make things easier. You have to be sure the soldiers are totally and unequivocally oblivious and stupid though. Heaven knows if any of them knew how to use a rifle the entire "invincible monster" illusion (not to mention the plot) would evaporate.

  • @dweebdraws
    @dweebdraws 5 років тому +116

    Gotta be honest..... The thing about this movie that REALLY pissed me off was the FALSE ADVERTISING!!! Like, in ALL of the trailers, they showed the T-Rex and a lion having a roaring contest. I'm like "holy shit, that's awesome! I have to find out for myself how things got to that point!" Only for it to be lazily slapped into the last five minutes of the movie! Im pretty sure they made the trailer and then just realized that they couldn't release it without actually having a movie to go with it.

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 5 років тому +2

      nah

    • @suchomimus9460
      @suchomimus9460 5 років тому +2

      D. weeb You never saw the first two official trailers, did you?

    • @motivatedvergil5471
      @motivatedvergil5471 5 років тому

      i liked this movie but it did feel like a place holder

    • @GoGojiraGo
      @GoGojiraGo 5 років тому +2

      It was a quick clip as part of the "dinosaurs are now in the world" thing in the end.

    • @keyanstoney1742
      @keyanstoney1742 5 років тому +1

      D. weeb it still happened so I don’t know what your complaining about

  • @choochoo1220
    @choochoo1220 Рік тому +3

    The movie: the indoraptor is a prototype
    Nostalgia Critic: this thing is bad at being a weapon.

  • @RyanUptonInnovator
    @RyanUptonInnovator 2 роки тому +5

    The irony is, this review has so much original dialogue, it is now technically classified as a sequel too.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 5 років тому +114

    How is a football player twice as expensive as all dinosaurs on earth?

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 5 років тому +6

      Simple: he's a 1960s' football player (he himself is a dinosaur)
      He's most expensive because how often do you see any of the other dinosaurs *play football!*

    • @unclecreepy9202
      @unclecreepy9202 5 років тому +6

      He’s just pointing out the terrible writing where all the dinos were sold for less money than just one footballer.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 5 років тому

      Which football player? Are you referring to Cristiano Ronaldo?

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +2

      @@unclecreepy9202 Hell, they're being sold to bad dudes that treat dinosaurs like nukes or some kinda advanced weapon. They're wild animals! You can try to tame them, but I'd put my money on trained humans with guns that aren't held down by inept writing!

    • @jurassic420
      @jurassic420 5 років тому

      @@silverblade357 yeah... but they're goddamn dinosaurs

  • @scytheseven9173
    @scytheseven9173 5 років тому +222

    Oh no! If we don't save the dinosaurs, then they'll go extinct, and we know from Jurassic Park that that means they can never be brought back to life again!

    • @matthewcollins4773
      @matthewcollins4773 5 років тому +39

      Exactly. The biggest and dumbest plot hole in the film. All you need is DNA samples; even if all the dinosaurs die *you can remake them like you did last time.*

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 5 років тому +6

      @@matthewcollins4773 also they ARENT BEING BURNED. So... They can die and you can get more

    • @scytheseven9173
      @scytheseven9173 5 років тому +35

      No, but my pet doesn't try to eat me most of the time.

    • @scytheseven9173
      @scytheseven9173 5 років тому +13

      I'm not saying "kill all the dinosaurs." I'm saying "don't save the dinosaurs because any attempt to do so (as shown by the movie) will be a fiasco and you can bring them back anyway because that's literally the premise of the entire franchise."

    • @scytheseven9173
      @scytheseven9173 5 років тому +17

      Dying by volcanic eruption is neither slow nor painful, especially compared to the brutal fights against humans and other dinosaurs that tend to kill them in both this and previous movies. Saving them is not worth the many human lives that were lost in the endeavor, especially when extinction is not at all an issue in this setting. It was stupid to put them on top of a volcano in the first place, but that stupidity does not justify the additional stupidity of a dangerous mission to rescue them. Obviously, if it were possible in a Jurassic Park movie to handle the dinosaurs safely and humanely, that would be the ideal choice, but the movies have shown time and time again that doing so is impossible and will always lead to massive casualties, both human and dinosaur. The entire point of the movies is that humans interfering with dinosaurs, including their resurrection, is a bad idea.

  • @michaelbremer35
    @michaelbremer35 4 роки тому +11

    13:20 doug, that literally is a veterinarian never seeing an animal.

  • @chairmanwario
    @chairmanwario 3 роки тому +51

    I love how, although Doug is not conservative by any means, even he is fed up with seeing social justice crap shoe-horned into movies.
    That dinosaur vet was like the Jurassic Park universe's version of Rose Tico.

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, complaining about something that had little to no presence in the movie. Annoying characters and Trump jabs? yes. SJW nonsense? Not really.

    • @eropandasennin13
      @eropandasennin13 2 роки тому +4

      And Rose was guility of what? Being a not really interesting character in a divisive movie? Oh those damn SJWs...

  • @cranberryaftershave2228
    @cranberryaftershave2228 5 років тому +150

    "Again, LITTERALLY Malcolm" I love that line and am sure that bit was made after he read the review's script.

  • @peterelliott6460
    @peterelliott6460 5 років тому +365

    14:26 who else noticed Chris Pratt's hand flicking some lava with absolutely no harm done to it?

    • @idealab5289
      @idealab5289 5 років тому +57

      I noticed that. Considering it would cause incredible damage and pain to his hand, I just assumed that a bubble of lava just popped where his hand was

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 5 років тому +50

      Or the fact that he didn't die from the toxic fumes of being that close top lava or the fact that a little girl doomed mankind because of her own existential crisis.

    • @idealab5289
      @idealab5289 5 років тому +38

      Or that he was completely engulfed in volcanic ash over 1000 degrees

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +10

      Thanks for pointing that out, I wasn't sure if that was just me or if that actually happened. XD

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 5 років тому +7

      i'm guessing ya'll have never watched any of actual people playing with actual lava videos... all over fucking youtube.

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 4 роки тому +4

    You know, instead of saying that dumbass "They're alive, like me" line, you could replace it with "I'm a misanthrope, sue me" or "I just found out I'm a freaking clone, can you really blame me? "

  • @evanjohnson1250
    @evanjohnson1250 3 роки тому +6

    I may be a bit late, but to the films credit, the transfusion scene was surprisingly medically accurate compared to the rest of it.
    You actually don't need specific subspecies blood, just as you wouldn't need ONLY poodle blood to save a poodle.

  • @BagazZ123
    @BagazZ123 5 років тому +314

    Oh... the t rex and a raptor were in there... yeah that was the right choice little girl. The right choice.

    • @OppressiveMaul
      @OppressiveMaul 5 років тому +16

      Blue was already out there

    • @OppressiveMaul
      @OppressiveMaul 5 років тому +22

      But yeh there was a T-Rex, a Carnotaurus, and an Allosaurus

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 5 років тому +21

      @Malcolm Harris I mean until the army/cops bring out a bazooka and end these things lives. This is 2018 and a few dozen large dinosaurs are in no way an existential threat to humanity.

    • @AS-zh9iq
      @AS-zh9iq 5 років тому +2

      @@devilmikey00 when will everyone release nostalgia critic is just awful
      He says tom and Jerry never talks tom talked in three cartoons Jerry only talked in one
      For all his the horrible CGI effect and animation that's clearly what he is doing
      And worst of all in Jason vs Freddy review it us pickachu head cut of while ash was crying and he made joke about it
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    • @rminkof
      @rminkof 5 років тому +3

      @@ninjahombrepalito1721 Not in the short term. But, well, try googling "invasive species" & "Australia"

  • @knifetoucher
    @knifetoucher 5 років тому +210

    You missed the actual dumbest part of the movie, the part where they demonstrates how the endo raptor works...by pointing a laser pointer rifle at the target they want the raptor to kill... Like..why not just point an actual rifle and kill the target with bullets?

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 5 років тому +51

      Exactly, the whole idea of weaponizing dinosaurs is stupid. We've already had war elephants in real life for that purpose, and they got phased out once tanks were invented because relying on large animals who easily get startled and go berserk is a terrible idea.

    • @milhy6567
      @milhy6567 5 років тому +19

      Just drop some caltrops or fire, animals are terrible in war because they can easily be scared off.

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx 5 років тому +3

      Zeroni not the belgian malinois. Those dogs are fearless and run strait into the gun fire and explosions to help out. They even jump from helicopters. It’s thought a mal was the reason they found bin laden. Now imagine that dog was a raptor, who you could just clone again if it died.

    • @theguyintheworks8838
      @theguyintheworks8838 5 років тому +1

      Because that is not as fun :(

    • @AcenMasterX
      @AcenMasterX 5 років тому +3

      How it should've ended already used that joke, and these comedy-analysis channels try not to cover the same ground as each other.

  • @goober69er
    @goober69er 4 роки тому +13

    I didn’t mind the first one this one I literally struggled to keep my eyes open on the theatre. Hope their is a 3rd with them attacking city’s though.

  • @justaweepingangel.
    @justaweepingangel. 4 роки тому +40

    "They're alive, like me."
    So is python snakes, venomous spiders and scorpions and we all hate them and kill them because they show a threat. What makes DINOSAURS any different?

    • @dubiousdeliquite6641
      @dubiousdeliquite6641 4 роки тому +16

      Especially considering she just inadvertently killed the entire ecosystem of the surrounding forest by introducing invasive species that are also apex predators

    • @dikastederook6380
      @dikastederook6380 4 роки тому +1

      @@dubiousdeliquite6641 And yet you will still find people who will defend this movie and this ending -_-

    • @jonnystorms3310
      @jonnystorms3310 3 роки тому +4

      The fuck is your problem with spiders? Hell, snakes too. I don't know much about scorpions so I can't say anything about them but with snakes and spiders all you have to do is not piss them off. It's pretty easy

    • @marktrigg467
      @marktrigg467 3 роки тому

      I love snakes. Spiders and scorpions are cool too, I wouldn't kill them. I give them the respect they deserve

    • @dubiousdeliquite6641
      @dubiousdeliquite6641 3 роки тому +1

      Mark Trigg same, I also think reptiles and bugs are beautiful and are honestly less aggressive than mammals and birds in most cases
      My original reply was only really agreeing with the fact that "theyre alive" is a dumb reason to keep a bunch of animals alive when releasing them will kill most of the nearby animals via being invasive species - this isnt really directed at anyone in particular, just throwing it out there because rereading my original reply makes it look like im one of those people who hates critters just because theyre creepy even though they are pretty safe to handle if you dont freak them out

  • @darthbradmedia8929
    @darthbradmedia8929 5 років тому +64

    24:50 Isn’t sad that I care more about Hammond’s cane breaking than Lockwood dying! Still oh no not the cane!! 😢

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that cane was really fucking dope even in the first movie

  • @scottieman2
    @scottieman2 5 років тому +103

    The first Jurassic Park is the best. Jurassic world wasn't bad.

    • @cpenner7086
      @cpenner7086 5 років тому +16

      thank you. also the first Jurassic park had similar flaws as all the other movies but since it came out first no cares XD

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 5 років тому +4

      At least the first one tried.

    • @Hermitstatus
      @Hermitstatus 5 років тому +2

      The only memorable moments in Jurassic World were the loosing of the dinosaurs on the general public and the T-Rex/Velociraptor tag team match.
      I swear, I don't want to remember any other "characters" in that movie, they either never mattered and were axed with little fanfare (except for that secretary that was tasked with looking after those kids, God rest her soul) or were so irritatingly 2 dimensional that one cannot help but tap their feet impatiently waiting for more scenes with what really mattered.....dinosaurs.

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 5 років тому

      @@Hermitstatus yeppers

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 5 років тому +7

      I liked Jurassic World! I was shocked and saddened at the sequel.. They had something going with Jurassic World and they fucked it all up..

  • @younglove3362
    @younglove3362 2 роки тому +3

    Jurassic Park, the movie where people don't understand that messing with Dinosaurs always results in disaster.

  • @zerotalentstudios4105
    @zerotalentstudios4105 4 роки тому +9

    So what your saying is that the evil guys had the face recognition skills of Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

  • @Calthir
    @Calthir 5 років тому +359

    "Hahaaaaa, he's afraid of the T-Rex!"
    ....Implying he shouldn't be?

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 5 років тому +42

      Bryan Jackson Implying that “he’s afraid of the T-rex” is a horribly unfunny joke.

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 4 роки тому +78

      He's not saying the guy shouldn't be. He's saying it's a Forced Joke. It's a shit character trait with No Pay Off. We Never see him up against the T-Rex. He should've been eaten by it.

    • @anonymouspotato1082
      @anonymouspotato1082 4 роки тому +31

      No but it was pointless since he never actually sees the T.rex.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +3

      I wouldnt be afraid, but I am already dead and I've got a few dragons on hand

    • @houldenmelville5530
      @houldenmelville5530 3 роки тому

      @@1000000man1 He wasn't, then what was the point of that joke if you don't go for the obvious punchline! That's like having Bugs Bunny go to the woods and not antagonize Elmer!

  • @TheSteamLord
    @TheSteamLord 5 років тому +353

    When are you and rob gonna review the grinch? (2018 one)

    • @ChrisNeufeldMusic
      @ChrisNeufeldMusic 5 років тому +3

      If you’re talking about the one with Jim Carrey in it, it’s already reviewed.

    • @smuglytherat
      @smuglytherat 5 років тому +17

      When the chart says

    • @TheSteamLord
      @TheSteamLord 5 років тому +20

      No the 2018 one

    • @ChrisNeufeldMusic
      @ChrisNeufeldMusic 5 років тому +9

      Oh, the new animated one? Maybe next Christmas.

    • @TheSteamLord
      @TheSteamLord 5 років тому +10

      I meant a sibling rivalry or a Doug reviews

  • @dolamike584
    @dolamike584 3 роки тому +6

    I think the girl being a clone was a twist recommended by M. Night Shyamalan when they were on a flight together.

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 3 роки тому +1

      That twist of Maisie being a clone was not as dumb as people think. They literally teased it throughout the movie and the idea of cloning humans are not that far off the picture.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 роки тому +1

      I think you mean while they were flying high together (and I like Shyamalan)