Brown Listerine Review: Swish Swish Swish!
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2021
- You call it Brown Listerine. They call it Original Listerine. Either way, it packs a real punch and kills 99.9% of all germs. Let's do this!
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It's a testament to this guy's charisma that thousands of people will watch him just using mouthwash
dead ass💀
I'm just here for the ex wife jokes
NGL, I am a little bummed he didn't drink it.
I swear, this guy could review anything and I'd watch. ANYTHING
Haha so true!
Criticizing a sommelier for spitting is like critizising a mechanic for using a wrench.
It's like criticizing a porn star for exposing his penis.
Stupid wrench use... be a real man and just twist them off. Jeez
A real carpenter just punches nails into wood...
Level 99 mechanics use telekinesis, didn't you know?
@Holy Khan 😂
He's starting to truly lose it.
Next reviews will be: angostura bitters, cooking wine, vanilla extract, isopropyl alcohol
I've tried vanilla extract straight and I look forward to that he reviews it.
Can't wait for the "spoonful of cinamaine" review as well.
Last one, Going Blind xD
$20 says he reviews Purrell hand sanitizer next.
I don't know why you're being clinical, I would watch every single one of those videos if he did them. Besides, Abby probably doesn't even know the difference between cooking wine and regular wine, she doesn't deserve PVIII
The burning sensation helps distract from the fact that Abby took the cats
Brown Listerine: twice as tasty as White Claw
White claw sucks
I can't handle the brown, and I don't like mint, so I get the orange listerine.
@@Ogrematic the purple one is the best much like with marijuana the purple one fixes your enamel and stuff hell I don't even have to use toothpaste I just use that
@@TrollHiddenCave Well you need to use toothpaste to scrub the stubborn stuff off your teeth.
@@Ogrematic I use it I use a charcoal based toothpaste
Fun fact: lots of soldiers would buy brown listerine, dump it and then load the bottle with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum for deployments to areas like Iraq and Afghanistan, where liquor is basically forbidden. Making a simple but convincing fake tamper seal is a must!
My dad sent a bottle of that to a coworker who got deployed to Afghanistan, some years ago. He was grateful
how pathetic lmao you guys need alcohol THAT bad?
"Listerine, for instance, was invented in the nineteenth century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea." - Wikipedia
"Wheel of New Customers turn, turn, turn. Give us the suckers whose money we earn!"
Many deployed soldiers have used it for fungal infections and for eye infections.
It was also advertised to treat dandruff
That Malort jab was uncalled for, we all know Malort tastes much more painful
If PVIII ever did 30 seconds of swishing Malort, I would mourn his passing.
@@tleilaxu42 the Malort mouthwash challenge has a nice ring to it. I’ll bring it up to the Mayor, make it official.
@@tleilaxu42 he did tho. his earlier video
@@kirill42069 not 30 seconds of it though...
Loving the beige aesthetic 😂
b e i g e
“Who the hell would watch a dude review mouth wash?!”
Me. I’m that dude.
I use it to mix highballs for my inlaws
Do you hate your in laws?
Me when I saw the title: oh man he’s hit that point
Also me (in high school): *drinks bottle of cough syrup*
Tbf the level of desperation drinking Listerine for the alcohol is a lot worse than getting high from cough syrup imo
DXM was (still is I'm sure lol) a super legit and mindfucking trip.
16 extra strength mucinex (equivalent to 32 regular ones) will make you see god haha. Doing coricidin for like 6 months straight made me feel like my brain cracked in half.
@@tgproductions97 dude I hope you slow down on that shit. and be very careful you're not taking any acetaminophen mixed in with them. they'll kill you very painfully.
There's always something oddly disconcerting when someone pulls RIGHT from the bottle of Listerine.
I may pull straight from a bottle of whiskey, but NEVER Listerine lol
He probably tossed that bottle in the bin after he was done
I don't think I ever use the cap lol.. just take a sip pouring is a needless extra step
the true answer is to waterfall it
Wait so you guys don’t butt chug it???
@@chalor182 what about when your saliva slowly starts getting mixed with the mouth wash and it rots and gives birth to aliens
The How To Drink guy was kicking himself for not spitting out during a tasting as he got good and drunk by the time the video was over.
The Manhattan episode?
mmmm, spicy bong water
This is right up there with the Everclear in terms of raw stupidity. I love it.
PHOEBE. We've learned a new piece of lore! Write that down, write that down!!!
Finally good to see PV3 taking care of his health. I’m sure there are still bits of the meat mountain stuck between his molars
And yet the Three Pepper Sauce will never be washed away...
This man has 1.6k likes and 0 downvotes... he really called out Abby and she stopped 😱
You spoke too soon; there's now 3 dislikes
Only 3 which begs the question: did his ex-mother in law or Fibbi like the video? My money's on the mom.
@@jordanandersen nah he is at 4 now they all disliked it :P
After that Everclear episode, this ain't shit lol
By far this was the greatest video and review you've done to date!!!
When I was in college my roommate drilled out the bottom of a brown listerine bottle and filled it with whiskey and sent it overseas his brother in the military.
I think PV3 should do a taste test of whiskey from a listerine bottle to see if it changes the experience. I was always curious about that.
At least you're getting ad revenue from Abby watching...
Nah, she's got an adblocker.
@@ericeaton2386 😂
Oh shit. Am I Abby?
UGH, PHOEBE.
Word.
"oooh... It's a pinch and twist! How continental!" that killed me, just like how Abby killed your hopes and dreams
NEW BROWN VIDEO!!!!! ph wait, this aint the Technology Connections channel . . . that would be a weird crossover
You’re great, I can’t get enough of your reviews! Keep them coming.
I swear you are genius. Popped up out of nowhere and just been killing it with hilarious content. Keep it up!
Every one of these is just gold
Love the color palette in this one, PV3.
I really love this guy. Makes a day feel good
Suggestions for ya:
Writer's Tears Irish whiskey
Glenglassaugh Revival scotch
Would love your thoughts on either
I'd watch a review of ether
This is the pinnacle of high quality content
I use the total clean listerine in the solid purple colored bottle.1 minute 2x a day, it's a bit of a challenge. In the morning it's a guesstimate as to how long it takes to undress and heat the shower water. However, at night, I actually watch the clock. I'm used to watching the clock while brushing. I use a Phillips, so 30 seconds per upper lower sides, 3 surfaces each for 10 seconds each surface. Don't forget to floss! My hygienist always compliments me on how clean my teeth are.
Haven't even seen it yet and I know just how fun this video is going to be!
When of my 1st college jobs was as a marketing rep for Listerine. I would telemarket dentists and talk to them about how good the product is and why they should encourage their patients to use it. This is freaking classic.
oh my god this is the best review on the internet. periodt.
Your commentary is refreshing! I was researching information for the original Listerine and found your videos... now to subscribe and binge watch! You are right Everclear will kill everything in your mouth as well.
He should try a ramune soda just because I want to see him react to the marble
Your fans care so much
Been waiting for this
The coloring is the bomb
Thank you for offering pairings for our health
Your liver and that winning smile really appreciate the review!
😂😂
Glad i got to contribute to this video existing, rthe listerine review is what i need.
I like the brown color vibe throughout - his wardrobe, the kitchen cabinets and countertops. Definitely in keeping with the subject matter.
All downvoters will be known from this day forth as "Abby and Friends." Don't be an Abby.
I see as of my writing this, Abby and her entourage haven't tuned in yet
The score is so much higher than most of the other things he’s had!
Yes!!
Wow, I am impressed.
thank you
You know this video is going to the stars in terms of views.
This is the stuff we had to use back in the 90s USMC BOOTCAMP. Guys would drink this for a buzz.
Malort as mouthwash. Built-in shot glass. Love you man thanks for these laughs today
The brown variety gets scarce every time some popular social media figure does the Listerine/vinegar foot bath "hack." Pro Tip: it does make your feet nice and soft but don't do it with blue Listerine unless you like green feet.
You know it's kind of ridiculous that there isn't a liquor brand out there that has figured out how to make a shot glass lid for their bottles yet how awesome would that be ?
That "how continental" gave me Key and Peele flashbacks
A delight to the senses, isn't it my friend?!
Same 😂😂 "I'll have what I'm having"
My man PV3 over here, hittin’ the ol’ tooth-hooch! Keep ‘em coming, brother!!!
I'm so happy I found this channel.
At this point I'm not sure if it's a running gag or actual reality but buddy keep doing what you're doing, with all of us combined we can get you at least a solid meal and a motel room for at least a week. Maybe.
Depends on if Aunt Karen shows up.
We as a community need to make this a high view video
OMG. So good. SO good. Thank you for the best of entertainment!
I recommend apothic inferno. Dark red aged in a whiskey barrel.
I second that
Get that Colgate deal, bruh.
You'll be all smiles.
the madman can't be stopped
We love you PVIII
RIP Billy Weaver 💜💙💜
Such good content
I take my Listerine the same way I take my Costco Scotch: Straight from the bottle. Oddly enough, they're both equally good for your oral health. Only difference, I think Costco puts some Flouride in their Scotch.
That would be messed up fluoride is very bad to consume it's pretty good for your teeth though
This man is a comedy genius
I use this for 70 seconds whenever I use it. And yes, I time it. I keep going until the burn goes away. 😂
There's so much pain behind his smile, it's awesome.
elegant
I know and seen the people that drink this for a good buzz, and mind you it pares well with gas station sushi, chicken fingers or pizza. I am still trying to figure out which is considered top shelf
That "sort of" was comedy gold
Decades ago, some buddies of mine offered me $20 to drink a whole bottle of this. So of course I did. Immediately after, I read the label and thought that might have been a bad idea as it had lots of ingredients I couldn't pronounce. So I call the poison hotline. They thought I was a kid being stupid (which I was) and hung up on me.
Can confirm you a g for that. Did you get drunk? Considering it has alcohol.
@@thephilosopher5799 pretty sure I was already drunk before I drank it. I do seem to remember being really wasted later in the night though.
Wow, that is medicinal!
Hitting it twice, respect!
Who is this guy and why is he so damn charismatic
at the time I'm writing this, there are exactly 4 dislikes, incredible work Abby, we know who you are
It was one thing to think about all the alcohol related reviews you can do, but now opening it up to other medicinal / health related drinkables adds an even more interesting twist to the channel. How about some cough medicine or Metamucil reviews, or one that I think needs to be done for some historical perspective - cod liver oil?
This is the best like to dislike ratio I've ever seen, wouldn't doubt that one dislike was an accidental click
My Dad calls this "old man juice" and would make us kids use it if we had any kind of sickness. Not as actual juice but as mouthwash. He would say if you don't feel better 24 hours later, then you can go to the Dr.
PVM3 shines again in this review of an American classic. His quips are gold. I hope he knows that Listerine was originally produced to clean floors. Move over Spic and Span!
best channel
I remember when this came in a heavy glass bottle inside a cardboard cylinder canister like thing.
Love this. Also: is this a THIRD kitchen?
So we can just request that you drink anything now?! This really opens up the door for new videos...
Great review as always. Next up: Vanilla extract!
Keep your chompers healthy, Van Meyer
Any other videos where he literally just makes fun of/hates the thing he’s reviewing? I really like those ones. The ever clear video was hilarious
Everything about this segment is brown - the lister one, his shirt, the counter, the cabinets. Well played.
I feel like we need to hear more about Pheobe!
I went to the bar a few days ago and did a shot of Malort just for you!
Angostura is a must
Yes do bong water next! See if you can tell if it’s sativa or indica 😂
Try Cacti Agave Spiked seltzer
Do Purple Drank review!
Just found your channel today and I quickly subscribed! Made my absolute shitty day a great one! Try Corona Familiar in Caguama form next!
The cask-strength Bulleit Bourbon is widely available and STRONG. Maybe give it a shot!