Brown Listerine Review: Swish Swish Swish!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лют 2021
  • You call it Brown Listerine. They call it Original Listerine. Either way, it packs a real punch and kills 99.9% of all germs. Let's do this!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 653

  • @alexandermichaud957
    @alexandermichaud957 3 роки тому +1534

    It's a testament to this guy's charisma that thousands of people will watch him just using mouthwash

  • @andie_pants
    @andie_pants 3 роки тому +1135

    Criticizing a sommelier for spitting is like critizising a mechanic for using a wrench.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 3 роки тому +57

      It's like criticizing a porn star for exposing his penis.

    • @arcron3
      @arcron3 3 роки тому +36

      Stupid wrench use... be a real man and just twist them off. Jeez

    • @dark-walleddementia7067
      @dark-walleddementia7067 3 роки тому +35

      A real carpenter just punches nails into wood...

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +17

      Level 99 mechanics use telekinesis, didn't you know?

    • @andie_pants
      @andie_pants 3 роки тому +2

      @Holy Khan 😂

  • @VisageMon
    @VisageMon 3 роки тому +877

    He's starting to truly lose it.
    Next reviews will be: angostura bitters, cooking wine, vanilla extract, isopropyl alcohol

    • @nappa0582
      @nappa0582 3 роки тому +40

      I've tried vanilla extract straight and I look forward to that he reviews it.

    • @richyhu2042
      @richyhu2042 3 роки тому +8

      Can't wait for the "spoonful of cinamaine" review as well.

    • @Con5tantine
      @Con5tantine 3 роки тому +5

      Last one, Going Blind xD

    • @derpderpus6075
      @derpderpus6075 3 роки тому +5

      $20 says he reviews Purrell hand sanitizer next.

    • @bradboxrud7233
      @bradboxrud7233 3 роки тому +12

      I don't know why you're being clinical, I would watch every single one of those videos if he did them. Besides, Abby probably doesn't even know the difference between cooking wine and regular wine, she doesn't deserve PVIII

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 роки тому +380

    The burning sensation helps distract from the fact that Abby took the cats

  • @mieruKai
    @mieruKai 3 роки тому +242

    Brown Listerine: twice as tasty as White Claw

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +5

      White claw sucks

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 роки тому +1

      I can't handle the brown, and I don't like mint, so I get the orange listerine.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      @@Ogrematic the purple one is the best much like with marijuana the purple one fixes your enamel and stuff hell I don't even have to use toothpaste I just use that

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 роки тому

      @@TrollHiddenCave Well you need to use toothpaste to scrub the stubborn stuff off your teeth.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      @@Ogrematic I use it I use a charcoal based toothpaste

  • @michaellrakes5521
    @michaellrakes5521 3 роки тому +38

    Fun fact: lots of soldiers would buy brown listerine, dump it and then load the bottle with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum for deployments to areas like Iraq and Afghanistan, where liquor is basically forbidden. Making a simple but convincing fake tamper seal is a must!
    My dad sent a bottle of that to a coworker who got deployed to Afghanistan, some years ago. He was grateful

    • @ImSakina_
      @ImSakina_ 2 роки тому

      how pathetic lmao you guys need alcohol THAT bad?

  • @cypherfunc
    @cypherfunc 3 роки тому +197

    "Listerine, for instance, was invented in the nineteenth century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea." - Wikipedia

    • @EricLeafericson
      @EricLeafericson 3 роки тому +9

      "Wheel of New Customers turn, turn, turn. Give us the suckers whose money we earn!"

    • @misscleo378
      @misscleo378 3 роки тому +6

      Many deployed soldiers have used it for fungal infections and for eye infections.

    • @angelaakkaya6567
      @angelaakkaya6567 2 роки тому

      It was also advertised to treat dandruff

  • @Bingus314
    @Bingus314 3 роки тому +332

    That Malort jab was uncalled for, we all know Malort tastes much more painful

    • @tleilaxu42
      @tleilaxu42 3 роки тому +14

      If PVIII ever did 30 seconds of swishing Malort, I would mourn his passing.

    • @jsgoudy
      @jsgoudy 3 роки тому +10

      @@tleilaxu42 the Malort mouthwash challenge has a nice ring to it. I’ll bring it up to the Mayor, make it official.

    • @kirill42069
      @kirill42069 3 роки тому

      @@tleilaxu42 he did tho. his earlier video

    • @geoffreyreuther5260
      @geoffreyreuther5260 3 роки тому

      @@kirill42069 not 30 seconds of it though...

  • @tankantwist3585
    @tankantwist3585 3 роки тому +73

    Loving the beige aesthetic 😂

  • @torofecal
    @torofecal 3 роки тому +84

    “Who the hell would watch a dude review mouth wash?!”
    Me. I’m that dude.

  • @TheJacobGantz
    @TheJacobGantz 3 роки тому +59

    I use it to mix highballs for my inlaws

  • @tgproductions97
    @tgproductions97 3 роки тому +133

    Me when I saw the title: oh man he’s hit that point
    Also me (in high school): *drinks bottle of cough syrup*

    • @mattbonaccio3522
      @mattbonaccio3522 3 роки тому +8

      Tbf the level of desperation drinking Listerine for the alcohol is a lot worse than getting high from cough syrup imo

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 3 роки тому +5

      DXM was (still is I'm sure lol) a super legit and mindfucking trip.

    • @tgproductions97
      @tgproductions97 3 роки тому

      16 extra strength mucinex (equivalent to 32 regular ones) will make you see god haha. Doing coricidin for like 6 months straight made me feel like my brain cracked in half.

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 3 роки тому +2

      @@tgproductions97 dude I hope you slow down on that shit. and be very careful you're not taking any acetaminophen mixed in with them. they'll kill you very painfully.

  • @ASlutty9SUnit
    @ASlutty9SUnit 3 роки тому +181

    There's always something oddly disconcerting when someone pulls RIGHT from the bottle of Listerine.
    I may pull straight from a bottle of whiskey, but NEVER Listerine lol

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 3 роки тому +6

      He probably tossed that bottle in the bin after he was done

    • @chalor182
      @chalor182 3 роки тому +17

      I don't think I ever use the cap lol.. just take a sip pouring is a needless extra step

    • @scrat9870
      @scrat9870 3 роки тому +2

      the true answer is to waterfall it

    • @Woody-ub7jv
      @Woody-ub7jv 3 роки тому +9

      Wait so you guys don’t butt chug it???

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 3 роки тому +10

      @@chalor182 what about when your saliva slowly starts getting mixed with the mouth wash and it rots and gives birth to aliens

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount 3 роки тому +62

    The How To Drink guy was kicking himself for not spitting out during a tasting as he got good and drunk by the time the video was over.

  • @hampstershat123
    @hampstershat123 3 роки тому +14

    mmmm, spicy bong water

  • @Sillybutts
    @Sillybutts 3 роки тому +18

    This is right up there with the Everclear in terms of raw stupidity. I love it.

  • @Con5tantine
    @Con5tantine 3 роки тому +15

    PHOEBE. We've learned a new piece of lore! Write that down, write that down!!!

  • @harrycaffreymaffei6405
    @harrycaffreymaffei6405 3 роки тому +32

    Finally good to see PV3 taking care of his health. I’m sure there are still bits of the meat mountain stuck between his molars

    • @lucywarmbrodt3353
      @lucywarmbrodt3353 3 роки тому +1

      And yet the Three Pepper Sauce will never be washed away...

  • @benbranco5302
    @benbranco5302 3 роки тому +22

    This man has 1.6k likes and 0 downvotes... he really called out Abby and she stopped 😱

    • @CembaloMeister
      @CembaloMeister 3 роки тому +1

      You spoke too soon; there's now 3 dislikes

    • @jordanandersen
      @jordanandersen 3 роки тому

      Only 3 which begs the question: did his ex-mother in law or Fibbi like the video? My money's on the mom.

    • @vivianm1851
      @vivianm1851 3 роки тому

      @@jordanandersen nah he is at 4 now they all disliked it :P

  • @Timman57
    @Timman57 3 роки тому +42

    After that Everclear episode, this ain't shit lol

  • @roshif-tv9xd
    @roshif-tv9xd 3 роки тому +2

    By far this was the greatest video and review you've done to date!!!

  • @Thirdrawn
    @Thirdrawn 3 роки тому +9

    When I was in college my roommate drilled out the bottom of a brown listerine bottle and filled it with whiskey and sent it overseas his brother in the military.
    I think PV3 should do a taste test of whiskey from a listerine bottle to see if it changes the experience. I was always curious about that.

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 3 роки тому +53

    At least you're getting ad revenue from Abby watching...

  • @acidhelm
    @acidhelm 3 роки тому +23

    UGH, PHOEBE.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +5

    "oooh... It's a pinch and twist! How continental!" that killed me, just like how Abby killed your hopes and dreams

  • @bored383
    @bored383 3 роки тому +18

    NEW BROWN VIDEO!!!!! ph wait, this aint the Technology Connections channel . . . that would be a weird crossover

  • @SquareOneForge
    @SquareOneForge 3 роки тому

    You’re great, I can’t get enough of your reviews! Keep them coming.

  • @Cxrman
    @Cxrman 3 роки тому +1

    I swear you are genius. Popped up out of nowhere and just been killing it with hilarious content. Keep it up!

  • @bazzajmurray2000
    @bazzajmurray2000 3 роки тому

    Every one of these is just gold

  • @jesmaster1212
    @jesmaster1212 3 роки тому +5

    Love the color palette in this one, PV3.

  • @aknukruw
    @aknukruw 3 роки тому

    I really love this guy. Makes a day feel good

  • @willpestka2745
    @willpestka2745 3 роки тому +29

    Suggestions for ya:
    Writer's Tears Irish whiskey
    Glenglassaugh Revival scotch
    Would love your thoughts on either

  • @mattthomas8178
    @mattthomas8178 3 роки тому

    This is the pinnacle of high quality content

  • @thnksno
    @thnksno 3 роки тому +1

    I use the total clean listerine in the solid purple colored bottle.1 minute 2x a day, it's a bit of a challenge. In the morning it's a guesstimate as to how long it takes to undress and heat the shower water. However, at night, I actually watch the clock. I'm used to watching the clock while brushing. I use a Phillips, so 30 seconds per upper lower sides, 3 surfaces each for 10 seconds each surface. Don't forget to floss! My hygienist always compliments me on how clean my teeth are.

  • @macdege6754
    @macdege6754 3 роки тому +3

    Haven't even seen it yet and I know just how fun this video is going to be!

  • @georgeniebling6566
    @georgeniebling6566 3 роки тому +2

    When of my 1st college jobs was as a marketing rep for Listerine. I would telemarket dentists and talk to them about how good the product is and why they should encourage their patients to use it. This is freaking classic.

  • @jennifernicole8430
    @jennifernicole8430 3 роки тому

    oh my god this is the best review on the internet. periodt.

  • @roki5337
    @roki5337 Рік тому

    Your commentary is refreshing! I was researching information for the original Listerine and found your videos... now to subscribe and binge watch! You are right Everclear will kill everything in your mouth as well.

  • @pantrymonster
    @pantrymonster 3 роки тому +12

    He should try a ramune soda just because I want to see him react to the marble

  • @ippolitius
    @ippolitius 2 роки тому

    Your fans care so much

  • @chrisplace6403
    @chrisplace6403 3 роки тому +1

    Been waiting for this

  • @michaelwerner5165
    @michaelwerner5165 3 роки тому

    The coloring is the bomb

  • @Alphabeta824
    @Alphabeta824 3 роки тому

    Thank you for offering pairings for our health

  • @blairco
    @blairco 3 роки тому

    Your liver and that winning smile really appreciate the review!

  • @behema9815
    @behema9815 3 роки тому

    Glad i got to contribute to this video existing, rthe listerine review is what i need.

  • @jmgmobile
    @jmgmobile 3 роки тому

    I like the brown color vibe throughout - his wardrobe, the kitchen cabinets and countertops. Definitely in keeping with the subject matter.

  • @westbunting4358
    @westbunting4358 3 роки тому +116

    All downvoters will be known from this day forth as "Abby and Friends." Don't be an Abby.

  • @Floobie2956
    @Floobie2956 3 роки тому +15

    I see as of my writing this, Abby and her entourage haven't tuned in yet

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 3 роки тому +9

    The score is so much higher than most of the other things he’s had!

  • @ChrisParayno
    @ChrisParayno 3 роки тому

    Yes!!

  • @christophernanez78
    @christophernanez78 3 роки тому

    Wow, I am impressed.

  • @lovelinessism
    @lovelinessism 3 роки тому

    thank you

  • @faeterov..
    @faeterov.. 3 роки тому

    You know this video is going to the stars in terms of views.

  • @nooksolo-6113
    @nooksolo-6113 3 роки тому

    This is the stuff we had to use back in the 90s USMC BOOTCAMP. Guys would drink this for a buzz.

  • @rickgattermeir1249
    @rickgattermeir1249 3 роки тому

    Malort as mouthwash. Built-in shot glass. Love you man thanks for these laughs today

  • @bmljenny
    @bmljenny 3 роки тому +1

    The brown variety gets scarce every time some popular social media figure does the Listerine/vinegar foot bath "hack." Pro Tip: it does make your feet nice and soft but don't do it with blue Listerine unless you like green feet.

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +4

    You know it's kind of ridiculous that there isn't a liquor brand out there that has figured out how to make a shot glass lid for their bottles yet how awesome would that be ?

  • @autocremate6152
    @autocremate6152 3 роки тому +3

    That "how continental" gave me Key and Peele flashbacks

    • @Jack-zj1ug
      @Jack-zj1ug 3 роки тому +3

      A delight to the senses, isn't it my friend?!

    • @johnprice3593
      @johnprice3593 3 роки тому +2

      Same 😂😂 "I'll have what I'm having"

  • @bigernmccracken5736
    @bigernmccracken5736 3 роки тому +2

    My man PV3 over here, hittin’ the ol’ tooth-hooch! Keep ‘em coming, brother!!!

  • @Jordan-yb7zp
    @Jordan-yb7zp 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so happy I found this channel.
    At this point I'm not sure if it's a running gag or actual reality but buddy keep doing what you're doing, with all of us combined we can get you at least a solid meal and a motel room for at least a week. Maybe.
    Depends on if Aunt Karen shows up.

  • @jb_types_stuff
    @jb_types_stuff 3 роки тому

    We as a community need to make this a high view video

  • @erichenao6537
    @erichenao6537 3 роки тому

    OMG. So good. SO good. Thank you for the best of entertainment!

  • @AssistantLeaflet
    @AssistantLeaflet 3 роки тому +1

    I recommend apothic inferno. Dark red aged in a whiskey barrel.

    • @0dirty
      @0dirty 3 роки тому

      I second that

  • @derpderpus6075
    @derpderpus6075 3 роки тому +5

    Get that Colgate deal, bruh.
    You'll be all smiles.

  • @Sucy1776
    @Sucy1776 3 роки тому

    the madman can't be stopped

  • @jacksonlane3390
    @jacksonlane3390 3 роки тому

    We love you PVIII

  • @SnarkNSass
    @SnarkNSass 3 роки тому +1

    RIP Billy Weaver 💜💙💜

  • @brendanwilliams7553
    @brendanwilliams7553 3 роки тому

    Such good content

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 роки тому +45

    I take my Listerine the same way I take my Costco Scotch: Straight from the bottle. Oddly enough, they're both equally good for your oral health. Only difference, I think Costco puts some Flouride in their Scotch.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      That would be messed up fluoride is very bad to consume it's pretty good for your teeth though

  • @TheoKoulouris
    @TheoKoulouris 3 роки тому

    This man is a comedy genius

  • @borisvandruff7532
    @borisvandruff7532 3 роки тому +1

    I use this for 70 seconds whenever I use it. And yes, I time it. I keep going until the burn goes away. 😂

  • @Lantzpoopedhispantz
    @Lantzpoopedhispantz 3 роки тому +1

    There's so much pain behind his smile, it's awesome.

  • @bignaaasty5096
    @bignaaasty5096 3 роки тому +2

    elegant

  • @DK-sw6xx
    @DK-sw6xx 3 роки тому +2

    I know and seen the people that drink this for a good buzz, and mind you it pares well with gas station sushi, chicken fingers or pizza. I am still trying to figure out which is considered top shelf

  • @Ttamlin
    @Ttamlin 10 місяців тому

    That "sort of" was comedy gold

  • @busslayer4790
    @busslayer4790 3 роки тому +2

    Decades ago, some buddies of mine offered me $20 to drink a whole bottle of this. So of course I did. Immediately after, I read the label and thought that might have been a bad idea as it had lots of ingredients I couldn't pronounce. So I call the poison hotline. They thought I was a kid being stupid (which I was) and hung up on me.

    • @thephilosopher5799
      @thephilosopher5799 3 роки тому

      Can confirm you a g for that. Did you get drunk? Considering it has alcohol.

    • @busslayer4790
      @busslayer4790 3 роки тому

      @@thephilosopher5799 pretty sure I was already drunk before I drank it. I do seem to remember being really wasted later in the night though.

  • @ryan0348
    @ryan0348 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, that is medicinal!

  • @Hanimex.
    @Hanimex. 3 роки тому

    Hitting it twice, respect!

  • @JuanDiaz-jf1en
    @JuanDiaz-jf1en 3 роки тому +1

    Who is this guy and why is he so damn charismatic

  • @moose3086
    @moose3086 3 роки тому

    at the time I'm writing this, there are exactly 4 dislikes, incredible work Abby, we know who you are

  • @JMacGyver1
    @JMacGyver1 3 роки тому

    It was one thing to think about all the alcohol related reviews you can do, but now opening it up to other medicinal / health related drinkables adds an even more interesting twist to the channel. How about some cough medicine or Metamucil reviews, or one that I think needs to be done for some historical perspective - cod liver oil?

  • @tylerbryanhead
    @tylerbryanhead 3 роки тому

    This is the best like to dislike ratio I've ever seen, wouldn't doubt that one dislike was an accidental click

  • @NurseZhivago
    @NurseZhivago 3 роки тому +1

    My Dad calls this "old man juice" and would make us kids use it if we had any kind of sickness. Not as actual juice but as mouthwash. He would say if you don't feel better 24 hours later, then you can go to the Dr.

  • @caruchan2367
    @caruchan2367 3 роки тому

    PVM3 shines again in this review of an American classic. His quips are gold. I hope he knows that Listerine was originally produced to clean floors. Move over Spic and Span!

  • @elijahdouglas6035
    @elijahdouglas6035 3 роки тому

    best channel

  • @Leguminator
    @Leguminator 3 роки тому

    I remember when this came in a heavy glass bottle inside a cardboard cylinder canister like thing.

  • @Azrof
    @Azrof 3 роки тому

    Love this. Also: is this a THIRD kitchen?

  • @ExitThrutheGiftShop
    @ExitThrutheGiftShop 3 роки тому +1

    So we can just request that you drink anything now?! This really opens up the door for new videos...

  • @kd5mtl
    @kd5mtl 3 роки тому

    Great review as always. Next up: Vanilla extract!

  • @mieruKai
    @mieruKai 3 роки тому +7

    Keep your chompers healthy, Van Meyer

  • @bugatti_cuda5959
    @bugatti_cuda5959 3 роки тому

    Any other videos where he literally just makes fun of/hates the thing he’s reviewing? I really like those ones. The ever clear video was hilarious

  • @chrismc465
    @chrismc465 3 роки тому

    Everything about this segment is brown - the lister one, his shirt, the counter, the cabinets. Well played.

  • @absolutvalu
    @absolutvalu 3 роки тому

    I feel like we need to hear more about Pheobe!

  • @matthaft2048
    @matthaft2048 3 роки тому

    I went to the bar a few days ago and did a shot of Malort just for you!

  • @QuiznosBear
    @QuiznosBear 3 роки тому

    Angostura is a must

  • @adrianselder7924
    @adrianselder7924 3 роки тому

    Yes do bong water next! See if you can tell if it’s sativa or indica 😂

  • @jactuscack6196
    @jactuscack6196 2 роки тому

    Try Cacti Agave Spiked seltzer

  • @startedfarting2336
    @startedfarting2336 3 роки тому

    Do Purple Drank review!

  • @malasuertexch13
    @malasuertexch13 3 роки тому

    Just found your channel today and I quickly subscribed! Made my absolute shitty day a great one! Try Corona Familiar in Caguama form next!

  • @azeve1aa
    @azeve1aa 3 роки тому

    The cask-strength Bulleit Bourbon is widely available and STRONG. Maybe give it a shot!