I ROASTED MY SISTER'S LOVE LIFE

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  • @aitorgonzalez6840
    @aitorgonzalez6840 3 роки тому +5170

    Getting into Stanford by sacrificing your love life - the Stanford gambit

  • @sudipandatta5371
    @sudipandatta5371 3 роки тому +1897

    "When you date someone older you expect him to be successful. But instead she dated a professional chess player"...LMAO😂😂

    • @TheSLashera
      @TheSLashera 3 роки тому +61

      And that my friends is the universal truth about women.

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 3 роки тому +56

      @@TheSLashera if it was universally true, then home come she dated an older chess player?

    • @nikolasashorov7080
      @nikolasashorov7080 3 роки тому +3

      Well that make sense age don't make one to be to be more mature ,
      A good chess player most likely will be more mature regardless of their age ,

    • @Quintinity
      @Quintinity 2 роки тому +29

      @@TheSLashera sorry, but if you were a successful woman in her 20s, would you date a deadbeat 30 year old man??

    • @TheLucidDreamer12
      @TheLucidDreamer12 2 роки тому +2

      And Eric had a hell of a run during his last tournament

  • @5_aturn
    @5_aturn 3 роки тому +9159

    "I can't do it, it's not in me" - continues to roast Alex into the ground

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 3 роки тому +10

      Omg right 😂😂😂

    • @spudanky
      @spudanky 3 роки тому +100

      “Even the hobos are more prepared than Alex” 😂

    • @jaybelmont9843
      @jaybelmont9843 3 роки тому +25

      I don't get how she could have a bad love life. Pretty girl who likes to drink and gamble. She sounds almost perfect besides that she can probably beat me in chess n I don't like to lose.

    • @ddsp2282
      @ddsp2282 3 роки тому +3

      some say alex found the core of the earth

    • @cjpatz
      @cjpatz 3 роки тому +1

      It’s for charity!😆

  • @ryangardner6804
    @ryangardner6804 3 роки тому +3303

    Andrea: "She decided to study international relations which is not useful"
    Me: *Studying International Relations*

    • @hj2479
      @hj2479 3 роки тому +154

      Unless you know someone who can hook you up with a UN job after you go to law school, things not looking that good. But on a serious note, law goes really well with IR, will really bring up your job prospects. With law and IR you can get a thinktank job or go for a government position.

    • @caveman1356
      @caveman1356 3 роки тому +15

      Hahaha same bro i flat faced :/

    • @pfl95
      @pfl95 3 роки тому +32

      bruuuh i felt that... it took me a while to complete my degree and i'm alex's age as well
      only choice left is politics/history masters
      but fuck it, social sciences are useful in life anyways
      generally, liberal arts are useful. we learn how to read, research, and analyze. so any lib arts or soc-science is great, don't let that hold you down bro

    • @SevenThunderful
      @SevenThunderful 3 роки тому +28

      Especially if you are paying full tuition. You'd be better off learning a trade and skipping school. University only pays off in STEM and maybe business degrees.

    • @doomygloomy1
      @doomygloomy1 3 роки тому +48

      @@pfl95 you think math/chem majors don't read, research and analyze?

  • @nathan_legary7005
    @nathan_legary7005 3 роки тому +7572

    “I can't do it I can't bully her” proceeds to claim she is an alcoholic and a gambler with a worthless college degree

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 3 роки тому +63

      Haha the jokes roast was 2 far atleast stick to roasting her about her life choices lmao

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 3 роки тому +52

      @@Zobokolobozo She actually massacred her LOL

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheOnlyGhxst Yea straight in da coffin

    • @NeverSaid-
      @NeverSaid- 3 роки тому +1

      That was the only part that was true

    • @fortant691
      @fortant691 3 роки тому +20

      To be fair international relations is a pretty worthless ngl

  • @alfreddupont1214
    @alfreddupont1214 3 роки тому +1072

    Andrea : "I can't do it, it's not in me"
    Also Andrea, 10 minutes later : "I don't think this woman wipes"

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 3 роки тому +3864

    Future Alex boyfriends would do well to maintain cordial diplomatic relations with Andrea, lest they end up as kindling for the next roast.

    • @sportsjefe
      @sportsjefe 3 роки тому +180

      Keeping the girl happy is the "easy" part. Keeping her friends, or even worse, her sister happy is impossible.

    • @NHLfromBN
      @NHLfromBN 3 роки тому +7

      @@sportsjefe wrong 😂

    • @EdDevil
      @EdDevil 3 роки тому +27

      Schlatt already roasted the shit out of them

    • @678crazydave
      @678crazydave 3 роки тому

      I hope you're speaking like that ironically

    • @Nox.INkRecords
      @Nox.INkRecords 3 роки тому

      xD lmao

  • @bl4ncoSR
    @bl4ncoSR 3 роки тому +642

    "Losin all her money, just drinkin the claws, no friends, just claws, and gambling" Inspiration

    • @400_billion_suns
      @400_billion_suns 3 роки тому +18

      That part made me bust out laughing 😂

    • @Mario2o
      @Mario2o 2 роки тому +14

      Crazy to hear how she even had investors in the past throwing money at her for nothing.. threw away money enough for 6 startups? These are privileges.

    • @_Matchu
      @_Matchu 9 місяців тому

      no $ no frnd no hoes just claw

  • @MrFlotzone
    @MrFlotzone 3 роки тому +785

    With a sister like Andreea you don't need enemies.

    • @vlad.reverteris
      @vlad.reverteris 2 роки тому +3

      E greu de ales între a scrie Andrea sau Andreea : d

  • @darreninnes7172
    @darreninnes7172 3 роки тому +116

    What I love is the love between these sisters. It takes a lot to laugh, with humility, when a SIBLING roasts you, and it is done tongue-in-cheek but in an interesting way. and without malice. Well done to both!

  • @phoenix9531
    @phoenix9531 3 роки тому +4964

    "She went to one of the top 3 universities of her school"

    • @BotezLive
      @BotezLive  3 роки тому +2373

      IT WAS A LONG DAY

    • @rewrittenbytes1616
      @rewrittenbytes1616 3 роки тому +1027

      BotezLive LMAO ANDREA EVEN TALKS IN CAPS

    • @ilyaibrahimovic9842
      @ilyaibrahimovic9842 3 роки тому +15

      Did she get distracted at that moment?

    • @asdf66981
      @asdf66981 3 роки тому +30

      Schools have different schools in them actually so I thought she meant that lol. Like the college of engineering, the college of sciences, law school med school so yea lol

    • @Nathannorris744
      @Nathannorris744 3 роки тому +12

      @@asdf66981 but those are different collages not different universities

  • @kratos01357
    @kratos01357 3 роки тому +18

    well that escalated quickly from "i can't roast her" to "a raging alcoholic with gambling problems and no friends"

  • @kingtelmi
    @kingtelmi 3 роки тому +3135

    Andreas energy, will forever be unmatched

    • @atgzheng7389
      @atgzheng7389 3 роки тому +92

      @MrGriff305 bro proof read my essays plz

    • @egestudios3852
      @egestudios3852 3 роки тому +11

      @@atgzheng7389 you dissing the disser?

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 3 роки тому +8

      @@atgzheng7389 I can do that for you

    • @chubeviewer
      @chubeviewer 3 роки тому +6

      @MrGriff305 its emphasis, lol

    • @leo5877
      @leo5877 3 роки тому

      @@atgzheng7389 this.is.gold

  • @lordofentropy
    @lordofentropy 3 роки тому +58

    I don't know, if my date "mistakenly" high-fived me in the restaurant like that, I'd just think she was fun and quirky. That's definitely worth another date.

    • @sbeni2
      @sbeni2 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly. Any guy who's out with an attractive girl (and lets THAT bother him) is a miserable, clueless tool. She dodged a bullet

    • @Tristoo
      @Tristoo 2 роки тому +9

      dude if a chick is high-fiveing you, it means you're in the friendzone. that dude probably left thinking he was rejected and just didn't want to bother her after that.

    • @sbeni2
      @sbeni2 Рік тому +7

      "dude", a chick high-fiveing you means nothing about the friend zone. I've slept with women who had that kind of playful fun vibe with me on the first date (and have seen it happen plenty around me too)

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy Рік тому

      ​@@sbeni2 Agreed. I've known and banged women that are the goofy and playful types that will high-five, "smell my finger", and numerous other things.
      On another note, the "friendzone" doesn't exist: she just doesn't like you.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 8 місяців тому

      @@sbeni2
      Friends fuck too

  • @cameron9878
    @cameron9878 3 роки тому +2464

    A raging alcoholic and a gambler... and that is how she became a Chessbrah :)

    • @danieltoich6941
      @danieltoich6941 3 роки тому +18

      chessbrah is from OSRS idk how it got so twisted lol

    • @TheGigapops
      @TheGigapops 3 роки тому +10

      I saw one of Chessbrah’s drunk streams. Why do people do those?

    • @hotshot17225
      @hotshot17225 3 роки тому +41

      @@TheGigapops Because it's fun as fuck!

    • @8bitprodigy145
      @8bitprodigy145 3 роки тому +5

      5:00 that's a bong

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 3 роки тому +2

      That's sounds like queen's gambit

  • @ABINODAANDU
    @ABINODAANDU 3 роки тому +150

    Conclusion: Don't tell your little siblings everything 😂

  • @irisf.1256
    @irisf.1256 3 роки тому +1368

    alex just wanted to find love but andrea woke up and chose violence D:

  • @belpack8989
    @belpack8989 3 роки тому +58

    Alex seemed more upset about the joke planning than anything

  • @aetbhieiils
    @aetbhieiils 3 роки тому +383

    Alex writing her jokes down and being proud of it is the most wholesome thing I've ever heard.

  • @ssj_junior
    @ssj_junior 3 роки тому +94

    Schlatt watching this like “now that’s one hell of a woman”

  • @jakubn1
    @jakubn1 3 роки тому +1857

    "Why are you crossing out 20 like I died?"
    "Well that's technically what happened"

    • @AMV_KINGDOM_mv
      @AMV_KINGDOM_mv 3 роки тому +49

      Damn she said old alex is gone

    • @flare1168
      @flare1168 3 роки тому +1

      This comment has a cursed number of likes lul

    • @BoneThugsRTheBest
      @BoneThugsRTheBest 3 роки тому +3

      That was a burn.

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 3 роки тому +5

      I've never seen someone flexing to be below 20 before but this was a burn.

    • @eros2583
      @eros2583 3 роки тому +6

      Busted out laughing!

  • @daveken9936
    @daveken9936 3 роки тому +10

    I wish they would interview their parents. They must be great to have raised such incredible women.

  • @ManuelSilva-wc9on
    @ManuelSilva-wc9on 3 роки тому +1714

    "I dont wanna roast you". Proceeds to roast the hell out of her, making me feel sorry for Alex

    • @TheJumpingJake
      @TheJumpingJake 3 роки тому +10

      Some of it really got me in the feels man

  • @saisubhash8907
    @saisubhash8907 3 роки тому +27

    Alex started regretting this within the first few minutes. Poor girl😂

  • @anthonyhantonh
    @anthonyhantonh 3 роки тому +1486

    A chess player plans every thing. Jokes included.

    • @pororokun1597
      @pororokun1597 3 роки тому +10

      There is no joke

    • @dontwatchmydoomvideos
      @dontwatchmydoomvideos 3 роки тому +27

      except toilet paper apparently, it's quite a sharp line. inaccuracies are punished

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 3 роки тому +14

      Except charging your phone before going out apparently.

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 3 роки тому +3

      comedians do plan their jokes

    • @satellitesam1426
      @satellitesam1426 3 роки тому +1

      @@howardlam6181 WOW REALLY???

  • @kidon56
    @kidon56 3 роки тому +33

    I just absolutely love the two of you. So smart and witty and so much fun.

  • @BradAaronTaylor
    @BradAaronTaylor 3 роки тому +754

    This was basically a 15-minute cry for help.

    • @Krmpfpks
      @Krmpfpks 3 роки тому +12

      By whom?

    • @nikatopuria9588
      @nikatopuria9588 3 роки тому +34

      @@Krmpfpks both

    • @Krmpfpks
      @Krmpfpks 3 роки тому +11

      @@nikatopuria9588 for different reasons obviously

    • @Raj_Sharma-
      @Raj_Sharma- 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure they don't need help

    • @sap_syrup
      @sap_syrup 3 роки тому +2

      @@Raj_Sharma- no duh that's the joke

  • @emanuelsjodin3569
    @emanuelsjodin3569 3 роки тому +44

    If someone high fives me when I raise the hand for the waiter I am getting married

  • @JuanCortez-xn8ur
    @JuanCortez-xn8ur 3 роки тому +576

    Damn, I felt bad for Alexandra. This is a quality roast.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 2 роки тому

      316 likes but; not bad

  • @craig5322
    @craig5322 2 роки тому +7

    As savage as that was, it's easy to tell how much Andrea loves and admires Alex. It's really sweet

  • @isaactakeuchimusic
    @isaactakeuchimusic 3 роки тому +333

    The most hilarious part about this is that you know this was Alex's idea, then Andrea goes full beast mode on that roast. 😂

  • @christopher-pfeifer
    @christopher-pfeifer 3 роки тому +62

    Alexandra's face when she roasts her for writing down jokes at 11:42 is soooooo funny.

    • @roypiper581
      @roypiper581 Рік тому

      best part of the video... she was nailed.

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 3 роки тому +366

    Does Andrea think in all caps 🤔

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 роки тому +45

      All caps , bold and comic sans

    • @le6637
      @le6637 2 роки тому +1

      This is the best comment under this video

  • @Chetan.S
    @Chetan.S 3 роки тому +94

    Disclaimer : GM Eric hansen was not harmed in this video.

    • @Zesserie
      @Zesserie 3 роки тому +2

      only the ego :D

  • @kieranhudson2599
    @kieranhudson2599 3 роки тому +254

    i love how she slowly gets a little more offended each roast

  • @Haychtrain
    @Haychtrain 3 роки тому +15

    I love their chemistry. It’s hard not to keep watching 🤷‍♂️

  • @footballcinematicshots8856
    @footballcinematicshots8856 3 роки тому +407

    No wonder why Andrea is so hyped based on her sketches

  • @SamSung-pm5bw
    @SamSung-pm5bw 3 роки тому +5

    Everyone NEEDS a sister like Andrea.

  • @Abdaado
    @Abdaado 3 роки тому +107

    Finding out a new joke and coming excited to tell it to you. That's adorable.

  • @Fitbrit88
    @Fitbrit88 3 роки тому +19

    This sounds really depressing- alcohol addiction, gambling, using tinder to fill the void of a lack of a social life.. etc.

  • @MarioPlinplin
    @MarioPlinplin 3 роки тому +224

    This is like a car crashing, you just can't look away

  • @NoBudjetFilms
    @NoBudjetFilms 3 роки тому +16

    As the socially awkward older sibling I empathize with Alex. She sounds so cool and sweet, wish I knew her in real life.

  • @unjust7156
    @unjust7156 3 роки тому +111

    I love how aggressive the little sister is, and how patient the older sister is

  • @ChrisSaur
    @ChrisSaur 3 роки тому +6

    i don't think she was roasting. She was just describing a wonderful person that is really important to her. I can relate to the overcomplicating the jokes (or tbh everything) and the most likely related problem with online dating. It sounds like you are amazing and you will definitly find somebody that will appreciate all those traits. I would love to find somebody like this.

  • @Bedomp
    @Bedomp 3 роки тому +171

    "I thought Alex's roast was meaner." I mean you just dissected her life and stamped all over it lmao

  • @jaybradlee6738
    @jaybradlee6738 3 роки тому +50

    "Money wasted so she can live with her little sister." Live with, or take care of?

  • @jonnybb
    @jonnybb 3 роки тому +285

    Alex went in to roast, Andrea went in to destroy.

  • @atSlickBoiChris
    @atSlickBoiChris 3 роки тому +16

    How can a woman be so smart, beautiful with a personality actually struggle to find a boyfriend

    • @yaintwrong
      @yaintwrong 3 роки тому +3

      I guess it's intimidating at that point

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 3 роки тому +5

      This is Bravo 11 I’ve got a code S.I.M.P. headed southbound on Browning and Lake Street over

    • @atSlickBoiChris
      @atSlickBoiChris 3 роки тому

      @@thiccchungo1041 are you calling me a simp?

    • @christopherknight9960
      @christopherknight9960 3 роки тому +1

      Wow! I didn't realize simply acknowledging an attractive person's qualities makes you a simp. If I were you, I would ignore the ignorant troll.

    • @memo-sn1gu
      @memo-sn1gu 3 роки тому +1

      @@thiccchungo1041 bruh

  • @kamilmalecek364
    @kamilmalecek364 3 роки тому +85

    "I don't think this woman wipes." Best line

  • @DonJohnSpain
    @DonJohnSpain 2 роки тому +2

    You both are really very funny when together. Andrea is less blocked, she is really extrovert, more spontaneous and therefore she will say things without giving it a second thought.
    Alex is more anticipating but also rather extrovert. Both love each other although they may like to kick each other at times.
    We witness a fantastic relationship between siblings. It's always fun to hear and see you both. Both beautiful young women, very smart, curious, determined, I know you will have great lives, you both have all it takes, some hidden features did not develop yet for Andrea but they will, after some time, 100% sure. Whatever you both want with your lives: it will happen, each of you can do it. I wish you both much happiness and good health.

  • @confesorvalentin3687
    @confesorvalentin3687 3 роки тому +277

    Andrea is so good at roasting her sister she's fucking amazing lol

    • @NotQuiteFirst
      @NotQuiteFirst 3 роки тому

      Don't know why she's started putting on a fake accent recently though

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 3 роки тому +18

      @@NotQuiteFirst "Fake accent" Or maybe English isn't their native/only language and the natural accent comes out more when she's excited? Use your brain, my friend.

    • @slamyourheadin9449
      @slamyourheadin9449 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheOnlyGhxst English is clearly her first language goofy. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist. She changes her voice.

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 2 роки тому

      khellow

    • @10dandaman
      @10dandaman 2 роки тому

      @@slamyourheadin9449 she's literally Romanian

  • @Banrikupar100
    @Banrikupar100 3 роки тому +33

    "Even the hobos are more prepared than alex"

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 роки тому +1

      @Qimodis Survive , adapt , overcome

    • @一-v7r
      @一-v7r 3 роки тому +2

      Hobos are low key the supreme species, behind those people who don't run up the stairs after turning off the lights

  • @b_rye1334
    @b_rye1334 3 роки тому +120

    LMAO "Even the hobos are more prepared than Alex"

    • @danielschneider9358
      @danielschneider9358 3 роки тому +12

      The best thing is how she responded with "that was ONE time", admitting that she ACTUALLY once had to asks hobos to charge her phone 😂

  • @acokvidi
    @acokvidi 2 роки тому +2

    Andrea telling story is fun to watch. Love the sibling relation between both of them.

  • @jvigneshrao87
    @jvigneshrao87 3 роки тому +169

    Andrea is that excited kid in the class who forgets what the discussion was about

    • @_Matchu
      @_Matchu 9 місяців тому

      YESSSS

  • @GerardoBecerra597
    @GerardoBecerra597 3 роки тому +7

    Damn that last roast about jokes was brutal. Even the fact that Andrea says is not so bad is a roast in itself because that means there's even worst things. God tier roast.

  • @amaanhanslod
    @amaanhanslod 3 роки тому +268

    I feel like she died inside at some point in this video

    • @frosty129
      @frosty129 3 роки тому +6

      Felt the same, tears were held back

  • @hershey._.
    @hershey._. Рік тому +3

    Thr fact that Andrea's face was straight faced for most of it while roasting Alex 😂

  • @lo0k3r
    @lo0k3r 3 роки тому +76

    This is brilliant!
    The summary, the roast, the flow, the drawings!
    It looks like Andrea has long rehearsed it and waited for this moment to shine 😄

  • @shailendrarajput9004
    @shailendrarajput9004 3 роки тому +9

    Adrea is such a good skect creator and the roast with drawing was hilarious 😂😂

  • @paulsmith5116
    @paulsmith5116 3 роки тому +64

    "They could have had a genius chess baby" I literally lold

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 2 роки тому +2

      I wanted Andrea to say, "They could have had an Anna Cramling."

  • @LuciferMorningstar-xv5ft
    @LuciferMorningstar-xv5ft Рік тому +1

    She just called a Stanford student "not that special, mediocre ..."
    like what the actual f***??!!

  • @jackyoung4575
    @jackyoung4575 3 роки тому +29

    "No friends, just claws, and gambling."

  • @CreamyGoodness
    @CreamyGoodness 3 роки тому +1

    Roasting your sibling is the best way to be a good, supportive family member/sibling

  • @TallulahGray
    @TallulahGray 3 роки тому +57

    Living for this content XD

  • @Diamidov11
    @Diamidov11 3 роки тому +2

    I had no idea where this was going and I’m still confused but it was the second most entertaining thing I’ve seen on UA-cam today. And I hope they make more of this content.

  • @sfreed1209
    @sfreed1209 3 роки тому +546

    Shout out to the homey Eric Hansen. Lmao sheeeesssshhhh.

    • @NoisqueVoaProduction
      @NoisqueVoaProduction 3 роки тому +104

      I missheard Eric Rosen and I was like.... In shock.

    • @mozza1985
      @mozza1985 3 роки тому +16

      @@NoisqueVoaProduction she also dated Eric Rosen at one point

    • @pauingles5810
      @pauingles5810 3 роки тому +8

      @@mozza1985 for real? Anymore chess players?

    • @i1pro
      @i1pro 3 роки тому +8

      I already feel bad for Andrea's boyfriend and future floor mopped husband.

    • @samfraley4570
      @samfraley4570 3 роки тому +2

      @@mozza1985 how do you know

  • @lukekcc8911
    @lukekcc8911 3 роки тому +5

    Alexandra doesn't worry. She knows she is the superior sister.

  • @n8dagr8shouse
    @n8dagr8shouse 3 роки тому +700

    andrea is like that annoying brother. except she's not even a brother.

    • @daniel-_-404
      @daniel-_-404 3 роки тому +60

      So that annoying sister? Lmao

    • @connorphilipp
      @connorphilipp 3 роки тому +56

      @@daniel-_-404 it's definitely a brother thing tho😂

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 3 роки тому +2

      Hi
      Welcome to siblings lol

    • @masoomshafi7406
      @masoomshafi7406 3 роки тому +3

      Soo..... annoying sister???

    • @betzy7560
      @betzy7560 3 роки тому

      She sounds like a little boy lol

  • @egorplotnikov8367
    @egorplotnikov8367 3 роки тому +47

    I love this; Alex, your expression of disagreement but being unable (or not wanting to) to counter-argue or disprove those roasts is priceless! =D Nothing wrong with strategically preparing jokes in advance though: Preparation is the key so success. =)

  • @rolandcooke
    @rolandcooke 3 роки тому +61

    I initially thought Tinder had an impossible task after those fifteen minutes of flame. But then I realised anyone who can sit and take that much roasting is definitely life partner potential. :)

  • @orangeb1ood503
    @orangeb1ood503 3 роки тому +38

    how can a woman as intelligent, funny, and beautiful as Alex have this much bad luck in her love life?

    • @drakeishere
      @drakeishere 2 роки тому +14

      It's possible most men are intimidated by her intelligence. Men don't usually prioritize intelligence and accomplishments when looking for a date. That and younger people don't really commit to relationships these days.

    • @twelvetenth8580
      @twelvetenth8580 2 роки тому +2

      Women are picky. She surely has thousands of eager worhiper suitors, including myself. But we may only dream for her.

  • @josehonorio5249
    @josehonorio5249 3 роки тому +60

    Brazilian stanford guy: lol, stonks, memes

  • @Saikishorism
    @Saikishorism 3 роки тому +5

    "Sorry, I'm BAILING on the date. I'm too drunk HAHA." lollll

  • @odiram
    @odiram 3 роки тому +33

    The look on her face when Andrea brings up the joke pad

  • @akhilprasad4578
    @akhilprasad4578 3 роки тому +7

    If Andrea ever starts a restaurant "Alex(well done)" should be one of the dishes.

  • @Kerbalf
    @Kerbalf 3 роки тому +59

    Peace was never an option.

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 3 роки тому

      nah these jokes are on the hilarious side than being hateful

  • @nickwilsonxc
    @nickwilsonxc 2 роки тому +1

    I would immediately assume that was a fake profile in the thumbnail. Beautiful, Stanford educated, successful content creator, lives in New York. Seems too good to be true.

  • @willianmelo8254
    @willianmelo8254 3 роки тому +146

    We need a stand-up comedy video with Alex's jokes

    • @gregoryrowlerson8457
      @gregoryrowlerson8457 3 роки тому +4

      This.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 2 роки тому +3

      And then, an Andrea vid of her roasting Alex's jokes

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 2 роки тому +1

      Fr. If they're funny we're gonna laugh. And if they're not funny.. we'll still laugh. We win either way

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 2 роки тому

      Fr. If they're funny we're gonna laugh. And if they're not funny.. we'll still laugh. We win either way

    • @KC-ez6yv
      @KC-ez6yv 2 роки тому

      YES 🤣

  • @craig5322
    @craig5322 2 роки тому +1

    "Losin all her money, just drinkin the claws" LOL

  • @stojanchodimkovski667
    @stojanchodimkovski667 3 роки тому +52

    The artistic way in which Alexandra is showing disagreement with her eyes in order not to interrupt Andrea's enthusiastic stories, is just amazing! Keep the good content BotezLive, you made my day. Greetings from Macedonia.

  • @alexstearley1577
    @alexstearley1577 3 роки тому +1

    They seem like the most chaotic duo. Like they may have lived out one of the hangover movies

  • @NeonKodiak
    @NeonKodiak 3 роки тому +58

    when andrea talks about jokes Alex got so sad hahahahaha 😥

  • @aldenredman2557
    @aldenredman2557 3 роки тому

    Sisters are just off the charts so no worries needed

  • @BronnBlackwater
    @BronnBlackwater 3 роки тому +229

    Nothing worst than this zoomer calling your boyfriends mediocre LOL!

    • @MobileAura
      @MobileAura 3 роки тому +2

      Nothing worse than getting stds.

    • @sbeni2
      @sbeni2 3 роки тому +7

      @@MobileAura Nothing sadder than incel gamer geeks equating hooking up with cute girls to "getting stds" (just out of bitterness from never being able to get close to one)

  • @pragyanshsingh6093
    @pragyanshsingh6093 3 роки тому +11

    This was one of the hardest roast ever. Andrea is just too natural and good with it.

  • @tao072002
    @tao072002 3 роки тому +30

    This was straight up the most savage roast I've ever seen. Andrea could very well have been holding a gun to Alex's head the entire time and it still wouldn't have measured up to this murder.

  • @rockerdude
    @rockerdude 3 роки тому +2

    Just started watching your content and man you both are hilarious together. The opposing personalities work so well together 😂

  • @Philgob
    @Philgob 3 роки тому +352

    ERIC HANSEN IS HER EX!? lmao

  • @jasonwilliams4659
    @jasonwilliams4659 3 роки тому +5

    Great idea! get all your frustration with your sibling off your chest, very therapeutic.

  • @arvd227
    @arvd227 3 роки тому +100

    This explains Alex's latest Insta post, she probably looking for funny peeps to follow to yoink 'em jokes

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 3 роки тому +1

    13:08 Actualy that's a joke/punn and ... i liked it 😂😂😂

  • @mdasifansari5386
    @mdasifansari5386 3 роки тому +29

    I don't think this woman wipes.
    ---Genius Botez

  • @ApayeYaksaya
    @ApayeYaksaya 3 роки тому +1

    Alex will find the sweetest guy in the whole world who will never ever ever break her heart... wish you both health wealth n success...u all stay safe...

  • @adam_jason_babcock
    @adam_jason_babcock 3 роки тому +157

    Andrea makes me glad I don't have a younger sibling.

    • @doudou8671
      @doudou8671 3 роки тому +11

      its the opposite

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 3 роки тому +21

      Idk about that, she'd be fun to be around. And keep it exciting when things get boring.

    • @jess-ep4rf
      @jess-ep4rf 3 роки тому

      I have a sister and she can’t keep my secrets in herself , i can’t i feel for alex

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful 10 місяців тому +1

    Wait until Andrea finds out that Comedians write down their jokes.

  • @james-jy4dk
    @james-jy4dk 3 роки тому +22

    "Talking about love life that's a cheap one"
    "Yeah just like your back"

  • @diegofiora
    @diegofiora 3 роки тому +3

    as a brazilian man you bet your ass i was caught off guard when Andrea started SCREAMING BRAZILLLLLL into the mic as my country's flag waved

  • @JoeyNiklas
    @JoeyNiklas 3 роки тому +22

    Andrea gonna get herself on a cable news gig someday

  • @ImJustHereToClean
    @ImJustHereToClean 3 роки тому +7

    "even hobos are more prepared than Alex" lol