I Tested 1-Star Restaurants (again)

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  • @Yotsubaandmochi
    @Yotsubaandmochi 2 місяці тому +2432

    I’m cracking up over the: “typically includes rice and beans” and “your food is likely ready.” 😂

    • @TheWobywoby
      @TheWobywoby 2 місяці тому +103

      Lmfao I was dying!! “Typically we add rice and beans but today you get pickles!”

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 місяці тому +54

      It didn't say "typically includes rice and beans," it said "typically *complemented* by rice and beans." Which likely means they're suggesting you add those as sides to complement (which means to enhance/complete) the burrito.

    • @ariannasatler9389
      @ariannasatler9389 2 місяці тому +8

      theyre unsure

    • @flibbertygibbette
      @flibbertygibbette 2 місяці тому +26

      A lot of ordering services are now using AI to create descriptions, this is what happens.

    • @a.m.b.e.r
      @a.m.b.e.r 2 місяці тому +2

      The fast food lawyers are working double time these days

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee 2 місяці тому +1637

    “They put pickles in my burrito, which I thought was super unique and inventive! I am never coming back here” 😭😭😭

  • @sydneygonthier69
    @sydneygonthier69 2 місяці тому +1244

    "do they deserve five stars? yes, in grand theft auto" too real lmao

  • @gwynethkuhlman
    @gwynethkuhlman 2 місяці тому +673

    Love how everyone is more concerned about the pickle in the burrito than Andrew literally walking into what looked like a crime scene with pasta glory 😂

  • @syd755
    @syd755 2 місяці тому +1749

    i refuse to believe these "restaurants" are anything but money laundering fronts😭😭

    • @pinkldy101
      @pinkldy101 2 місяці тому +118

      I came here to say this about Pasta Glory 😂😂😂

    • @adrian_hook
      @adrian_hook 2 місяці тому +12

      My thoughts exactly

    • @natyrojas9808
      @natyrojas9808 2 місяці тому +41

      Totally agree they are. I’m so convinced there’s other business that are fronts as well, mattress firm for example.

    • @Caroulinas
      @Caroulinas 2 місяці тому +100

      “Andrew Lowe testing food from every money laundering front in Los Angeles”

    • @gabriellaraziah
      @gabriellaraziah 2 місяці тому +53

      after that video of this youtuber who tried one star places and found a gambling rink and ended up having to call the police

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars 2 місяці тому +405

    Pasta Glory might be the wildest experience yet

  • @stellamariana5674
    @stellamariana5674 2 місяці тому +615

    “TYPICALLY COMPLIMENTED WITH RICE AND BEANS” IS HILARIOUS WTFFFF

  • @ResidentialYenta
    @ResidentialYenta 2 місяці тому +296

    The closed Pasta Glory scene was out of a ghost-hunting show. 😂😂😂

    • @aknauss12
      @aknauss12 2 місяці тому +10

      Like WHY WAS THE DOOR UNLOCKED THO

  • @funmif30
    @funmif30 2 місяці тому +646

    When Andrew went into Chocolate factory it legit looked like the start of a horror movie 😂

    • @ariannasatler9389
      @ariannasatler9389 2 місяці тому +4

      FR!!

    • @lydiaxof
      @lydiaxof 2 місяці тому +15

      i was NERVOUS lol i’m glad he just hung out by the door 😭😭

  • @sStellaAlexandraA
    @sStellaAlexandraA 2 місяці тому +803

    As a black person, “GASP!! on martin Luther king blvd” literally had me in tears I had to pause the video for a second 😂😂

    • @cupcakezland139
      @cupcakezland139 2 місяці тому +26

      Bc out of all the streets 😂😂😂

  • @imogenmh002
    @imogenmh002 2 місяці тому +304

    “points for the audacity” has me dead asf 😭 watching andrew for almost 10 years is probably where i get my humor from

  • @caitlinharrison4245
    @caitlinharrison4245 2 місяці тому +773

    That burrito is absolutely criminal. And why would that person feed their dog rotten meatballs 🥲

    • @moec1133
      @moec1133 2 місяці тому +41

      I was thinking the same!

    • @kaylawashere1
      @kaylawashere1 2 місяці тому +39

      I was thinking that, too! Like, you as a human shouldn’t be eating rotten meatballs. Neither should your dog!

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 2 місяці тому +12

      Because people still abuse animals. Than get mad at the poor things when they diarrhea or throw up. And too selfish to take them to the vet. People r the worst people.

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kaylawashere1thr same people that doesn't clean their pets dishes. Even the wild animals get clean and disinfected dishes, (birds poop in them).

    • @ninjakitas
      @ninjakitas 2 місяці тому +8

      Dogs literally eat their own vomit and poop.... y'all give dogs to much credit 😂

  • @sydneygonthier69
    @sydneygonthier69 2 місяці тому +297

    the pickle in a burrito is absolutely crazy

    • @caitlinharrison4245
      @caitlinharrison4245 2 місяці тому +9

      To be fair, that burrito could only be classified as a wrap 😂

  • @iykykk284
    @iykykk284 2 місяці тому +589

    Our unpaid therapist is back y’all😭😭🤍🤍🤍

  • @blockofsoy
    @blockofsoy 2 місяці тому +76

    That alfredo and garlic bread is definitely just a frozen Marie Callender's fettucine alfredo microwave meal reheated lmaooo

  • @buffymack
    @buffymack 2 місяці тому +367

    '11 miles' ... "45 minutes?!" girl i could NEVER live in LA that's insane

    • @ngs5554
      @ngs5554 2 місяці тому +9

      It’s awful. Not to mention the horrible roads with huge potholes.

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 2 місяці тому +21

      I couldn’t believe that when I heard it - had to convert it into kilometres and then it really blew my mind 🤯 I can BIKE further than that in 45 minutes 😂

    • @missinchoate
      @missinchoate 2 місяці тому +6

      I heard that too and was like “is this really the reality of LA traffic?” 😅

    • @ANGELC20
      @ANGELC20 2 місяці тому +2

      One time on one of my life journey adventures I was doing door dash and was new to doing it. I saw downtown LA was super busy my dumb ass decided to go over there I had the worst time of my entire life I felt dizzy and was so mad at how close in distance everything was but due to traffic it took forever to get there and oh my god the roads don’t even get me started on the roads in Dtla some of them merge into one way lanes with no notice 😭😭😭

    • @cheerleader0602
      @cheerleader0602 2 місяці тому +4

      I am definitely from LA because I didn't even flinch at hearing that hahahahahaha

  • @indigochild3700
    @indigochild3700 2 місяці тому +46

    The way the door wasn't locked at pasta glory and it was just dark in there 😂

  • @mariapizzaa
    @mariapizzaa 2 місяці тому +140

    9:18 the "typically" pings to me as if AI wrote that. As in, the restaurant didn't provide a description and then the app had AI write a description based on the name of the dish, but no one actually made sure it was accurate.

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 2 місяці тому +4

      I don’t think the app did that I think they chatgpt’d it themselves

  • @YOO44444
    @YOO44444 2 місяці тому +100

    That garlic bread launched me into a different dimension

  • @xlilimariex
    @xlilimariex 2 місяці тому +47

    How did they burn the garlic but not toast the bread.. truly magnificent lol

  • @amberroseknows
    @amberroseknows 2 місяці тому +106

    Watching you try to tear into that bread like a dog with a rawhide has me CACKLING omfg Andrew. I'm calling Restaurant Nightmares, Mr. Ramsey where are you!!?

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 2 місяці тому +1

      at least if gordon went there it'd be guaranteed that place would get shut down

  • @holisticalchemy
    @holisticalchemy 2 місяці тому +46

    “Is this pasta glory?” That is so fucking funny

  • @Realfungusmaximus
    @Realfungusmaximus 2 місяці тому +115

    I love how Andrew is always wearing middle kid t-shirts

  • @MagdalenaSalek
    @MagdalenaSalek 2 місяці тому +197

    "Typically complemented by black beans and rice" Translation: "We suggest you enjoy this veggie burrito with a side order of rice and beans". It's false advertising disguised with vague language.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 2 місяці тому +9

      it's like when you buy something that comes in a box that has a picture on it but then in tiny font it says that's the suggested presentation, and the thing in the box is absolutely nothing like what's on the image

  • @Gretelsbetterhalf
    @Gretelsbetterhalf 2 місяці тому +36

    A veggie burrito of burger toppings is sending me 😂 why was it wet!?!?

  • @autumnwillow2111
    @autumnwillow2111 2 місяці тому +72

    “the ranch is not that good”
    *immediately dips next bite in ranch*

  • @Ambirdy123
    @Ambirdy123 2 місяці тому +52

    28:51 the Nickocado reference right before he shows up skinny

  • @echgrl90
    @echgrl90 2 місяці тому +83

    Never in my life did I think I would laugh so hard at a triangle shirtwaist factory reference 😭😭😭

  • @pinkblink0211
    @pinkblink0211 2 місяці тому +50

    i'm ngl the amount of times you said pickles in the burrito kinda did something to my brain and now i wanna add pickles to a burrito

  • @Robin-ladybug
    @Robin-ladybug 2 місяці тому +40

    I’ve worked in many restaurants and it’s genuinely disturbing to think what goes on in these places because even the best restaurants have some sketchy things going on

    • @samma9831
      @samma9831 2 місяці тому

      wtf does that mean? lol cause i work in the kitchen of a nursing home and no sketchy things happen in there

  • @yer_grrl
    @yer_grrl 2 місяці тому +42

    Screaming because we also had a Pasta Glory ghost kitchen in my neighborhood and it closed within I think 2 months

  • @Lexi_333
    @Lexi_333 2 місяці тому +34

    The amount of actual joy these videos bring me. Curing my depression for 30 minutes and 52 seconds

  • @cheypresley5284
    @cheypresley5284 2 місяці тому +29

    the craziest part of the pick up being at chocolate cafe instead is that chocolate cafe actually has really good reviews lmaooo

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 2 місяці тому +4

      wasn't there something similar in another video of the one star reviews? where he ordered something that had really bad reviews and then it turns out to be a ghost kitchen in a restaurant he's been to and has good reviews

  • @njnoiser7079
    @njnoiser7079 2 місяці тому +68

    I can't believe someone pulled that garlic bread out and said 'good enough'

  • @glojahmaia
    @glojahmaia 2 місяці тому +9

    the pasta glory was HILARIOUS and the pickles in the burrito and the wild menu at burger factory was insane lolllll

  • @Taeliza
    @Taeliza 2 місяці тому +89

    Ahh PSA for fellow vegetarian/vegan friends - Buffalo Wild Wings fryers use beef tallow so if you don’t order the wings baked rather than fried it will not be fully vegetarian/vegan if that’s something you typically avoid!

    • @diethylmalonate
      @diethylmalonate 2 місяці тому +10

      I saw my vegetarian coworker fry tofu in bacon grease and was like 🤔

    • @Taeliza
      @Taeliza 2 місяці тому +10

      @@diethylmalonate 😭😭😭 I know it’s not “meat” so some people don’t mind it as a by-product but as a vegetarian myself no thank you I’ll take my fried goods animal-fat-free please 😬

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Taeliza I'm a pollo-ovo-lacto-pescatarian (It's probably easier to just say I only eat chicken, turkey, and some fish when it comes to meat 😂), and even I don't want my food to be near mammal fats or even other bird fats. I feel bad enough consuming any bird, but I'm trying to keep those that I have eaten down to just two, so no duck fat or anything. Anyway, even if I were willing to eat anything cooked in mammal fat, I couldn't, as it literally makes me sick now. That's how I almost always realize I have accidentally consumed something with beef or pork (be it their flesh or their fat), because I almost always start feeling sick afterwards. So I don't see how anyone who hasn't eaten certain meats in years or ever can eat any by-products without getting sick.

    • @Nosoycreativaa
      @Nosoycreativaa 2 місяці тому +23

      ​@@englishatheartgirl wtf, just say you are omnivore xD this is way too funny 😂

    • @leensalocin
      @leensalocin 2 місяці тому +1

      Why order wings anyway if ur vegetarian

  • @audreyytharpp8594
    @audreyytharpp8594 2 місяці тому +8

    you are such a comfort youtuber for me :)) whenever im about to eat or cook i always put on one of your videos

  • @aliciajulia0138
    @aliciajulia0138 2 місяці тому +18

    20:31 the comparison of the garlic bread is CRAZYYYY😭😂😂😂

  • @HangTheDj3000
    @HangTheDj3000 2 місяці тому +8

    “Do they deserve 5 stars? Yes in grand theft auto” I had to pause because I screamed from how hard I started laughing 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Lrkkk
    @Lrkkk 2 місяці тому +5

    20:41 Are you sure its "Bread"?? 😂😂 it looked like you tryna take bite of a rubber band.😂😂

  • @pandacup9917
    @pandacup9917 2 місяці тому +5

    omg i could never get enough of your videos at all, especially these type of videos (car videos) plzzz do moreeee😭😭😭😭

  • @MusicManatee
    @MusicManatee 2 місяці тому +28

    Typically, typically accompanied with rice and beans?!? WTF and why are there pickles up there? I was laughing so hard.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 місяці тому +2

      People don't pay attention, huh? 😛 It said "typically *complemented* by rice and beans." That means the person is meant to add them as sides.

    • @MusicManatee
      @MusicManatee 2 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@@englishatheartare you a bot from Russia? Bloody hell

  • @sheenatalks8529
    @sheenatalks8529 2 місяці тому +24

    "It's not rotten, it's not pickles" should be your next T-shirt idea ❤

  • @Taeliza
    @Taeliza 2 місяці тому +16

    I just got home from work hoping for an Andrew video to watch with dinner and 5 MINUTES AGO this was posted thank you Andrew 🙏

  • @_tea___
    @_tea___ 2 місяці тому +37

    Burrito so vile you forgot red light therapy 26:25

    • @kaleidoscope977
      @kaleidoscope977 2 місяці тому +2

      Must’ve been one powerful burrito to override that reflex!

    • @_tea___
      @_tea___ 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kaleidoscope977 it was that damn pickle

  • @emmalymanna8647
    @emmalymanna8647 2 місяці тому +12

    8:19 the silence was so loud😭

  • @pinkiewinkie1548
    @pinkiewinkie1548 2 місяці тому +5

    Thanks for being the fun guy that you are and please, stay that way, love it!!!
    Big hugs from an old (rebel) vegetarian Pinkie

  • @kittenfritz
    @kittenfritz 2 місяці тому +5

    Yay! you are my literal favorite UA-camr ❤ I am so glad I found your channel a couple months ago! Keep doing you and making people laugh and feel seen.

  • @khloestrauss2611
    @khloestrauss2611 2 місяці тому +5

    What are the odds I rewatch the last video of this last night and then you upload as I sit down for dinner?! LOVE

  • @dee5846
    @dee5846 2 місяці тому +8

    Your videos are therapy istg

  • @nelsonbrow497
    @nelsonbrow497 2 місяці тому +4

    Honestly, the first one was one of my fave vids ya did the first time.. aside from trying celebrity foods (particularly grimes) so this is exciting !!!

  • @MirandaXxRose
    @MirandaXxRose 2 місяці тому +4

    watching this while eating a 4 day old burrito and i think i’m having a way better meal than what’s in this video 😂😂😭😭 thank you for this video hahaha!!

  • @jazminegonzalez5616
    @jazminegonzalez5616 2 місяці тому +3

    I needed that throwback seat drop SO BAD LOL , gotta love Andrew

  • @jen-heartofglass7339
    @jen-heartofglass7339 2 місяці тому +5

    My ribs hurt from laughing so hard😂😂 The pickle in the burrito was the biggest twist of 2024😂😂

  • @Telliott17
    @Telliott17 2 місяці тому +9

    "It smellllls.........it smells." Killed me

  • @CryoBearzz
    @CryoBearzz 2 місяці тому +16

    20:19 world map? on the right garlic bread? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @sameliterally
    @sameliterally 2 місяці тому +4

    that burrito omg "typically" is INSANE lmaooo

  • @meenakshiilango2956
    @meenakshiilango2956 2 місяці тому +3

    girl this is my favourite video you have ever made i was bent over laughing so hardddddd love you thank you ❤❤❤

  • @allisonb7463
    @allisonb7463 2 місяці тому +6

    16:22 Andrew still pressed about Burger Factory as he goes into the next review they did one over on him for sure and everyone else! 😂

  • @a.m.b.e.r
    @a.m.b.e.r 2 місяці тому +11

    The fact that you referenced Nikocado Avocado. We love an omniscient queen.

  • @paulaarosee
    @paulaarosee 2 місяці тому +8

    the “garlic bread” was criminal

  • @lamb414
    @lamb414 2 місяці тому +22

    no but really why the fuck was that burrito so horrifying

    • @natyrojas9808
      @natyrojas9808 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeahhh, even that salsa for the burrito looked atrociously watery, like thinned ketchup 🤢

  • @elliewhitt4888
    @elliewhitt4888 2 місяці тому +12

    Not the Celery Selfie! 🤣🤣

  • @hannerz777
    @hannerz777 2 місяці тому +12

    “generously filled wet burrito” is obliterating me

  • @lynsr5469
    @lynsr5469 2 місяці тому +2

    I've reached the end of this video and I'm still chuckling over the pickle!

  • @NoraJ.-mo4ps
    @NoraJ.-mo4ps 2 місяці тому +2

    Andrew testing 1-star restaurants should be its own miniseries… I need this content

  • @CassandraL666
    @CassandraL666 2 місяці тому +12

    “Take me to Pasta….. take me to hell.” 😅

  • @peytonc6368
    @peytonc6368 2 місяці тому +10

    Thank you for your service Andrew 🫡 Putting your gut health at risk for the laughs 😭

  • @Noor-hp5mn
    @Noor-hp5mn 2 місяці тому +3

    "Yes! Burger factory is THAT way!" and "points for the audacity" killed me

  • @linlupin
    @linlupin 12 днів тому +2

    Ok Pasta Glory HAS to be a front for something shady, there is no way in hell they are staying open with burnt jarlic on oily stale toast lmao

  • @laurabull7096
    @laurabull7096 2 місяці тому +4

    I laughed so hard when Andrew went back in for the hash brown with ketchup, imagine if he was just like, ‘OMG that is so GOOD’ 😂😂😂😂

  • @emilycuffle17
    @emilycuffle17 Місяць тому

    I LOVE your determination! Thank you for not giving up on the pasta!

  • @citylovexoxo
    @citylovexoxo 2 місяці тому +22

    Not a 30 min video omg we are so fed today

  • @ohwildesoul
    @ohwildesoul 2 місяці тому +1

    Lmao this whole video was amazing 😂 "typically" on a menu is too funny.

  • @Mrsb0sstiric
    @Mrsb0sstiric 2 місяці тому +1

    i don’t know how i got here but im crying laughing when he got to the omelette and opened it…that face he made omg i’ve watched that part back 5 times i love this so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @niltakdelaluna6964
    @niltakdelaluna6964 2 місяці тому +4

    The facial expressions are killin me lol. His face when he saw the pasta and bread was pure horror

  • @gamerfourlife64
    @gamerfourlife64 2 місяці тому +1

    Andrew is such a mood XD good to see another one of these

  • @tammyporte755
    @tammyporte755 2 місяці тому

    It makes my day when I see youve posted a video! You have such a fun personality. You are one of the most real content creators I've ever seen. Keep being amazing! 💜

  • @Jademoon25
    @Jademoon25 27 днів тому

    Ok. UA-cam suggested this channel on my home page, and I'm here for the first time. How is Andrew so hysterical! I am 17 min into the video and I think I've cracked up at least 10 times. I like it here- Subscribed! BTW, that shirt is EVERYTHING!

  • @kickassical
    @kickassical 2 місяці тому +1

    my FAVEEEE genre of your videos

  • @sarahwatts7152
    @sarahwatts7152 2 місяці тому +8

    One thing I don't miss about being a vegetarian is wraps like that. (What I do miss is just about everything else. Don't get anemia, people!)

  • @kiki-f6g
    @kiki-f6g 2 місяці тому +4

    was waiting for this LETTTTTS GOOOOO

  • @abbymedeiros8306
    @abbymedeiros8306 2 місяці тому +6

    “On Martin Luther king boulevard OF ALL PLACES”

  • @deannapennies
    @deannapennies 2 місяці тому +5

    the selfie with the celery is 10/10

  • @darianharvey2907
    @darianharvey2907 2 місяці тому

    I saw on your story you said you were cracking up editing this video and now I’m finally getting around to watching it and I too have been cracking up the entire time 😂🖤 literally have my AirPods in and I keep giggling in my living room and my uncle keeps looking at me 😂

  • @scorpionqueen11
    @scorpionqueen11 Місяць тому

    This review had me in tears, omg. 😂😭 Picklegate needs to resolved! You gotta make a better burrito WITH pickles now, Andrew!

  • @blytheservice9240
    @blytheservice9240 2 місяці тому

    Andrew is honestly the funniest he always makes my day when he uploads!!!

  • @CelinaMarin-h2v
    @CelinaMarin-h2v 2 місяці тому +2

    😂😭 when u walked in screaming hello?!

  • @briankuhn_
    @briankuhn_ 2 місяці тому +11

    Garlic bread? More like garlic dead 💀

  • @jessberch7041
    @jessberch7041 2 місяці тому +2

    The veggie burrito reminded me of being at a residential treatment place and they would order out once a week from this one place that had pad Thai on a wrap and legit one time they put pickles in the wrap it was so weird.

  • @alogg1360
    @alogg1360 2 місяці тому +3

    The selfie with the celery 😂

  • @jesssmith4676
    @jesssmith4676 8 днів тому +1

    off topic but your hair looks so good !!

  • @englishatheart
    @englishatheart 2 місяці тому +4

    When it says "typically complemented by rice and beans," I take that as to mean as sides. As in, you're supposed to order them separately to go along with your "burrito."

  • @tbry31
    @tbry31 2 місяці тому

    Hahaha Andrew I laughed through this entire video 😂 I love you, and hope you’re having a good day!

  • @littlestlemon13
    @littlestlemon13 2 місяці тому +4

    i like that you bleeped "ass" but not "fuck" lmao

  • @gigapudding7
    @gigapudding7 Місяць тому +1

    as someone who works in a restaurant these places made me so mad like the incompetence is crazy 😭

  • @SuspiciousFish69
    @SuspiciousFish69 Місяць тому

    Pickles in a burrito is diabolical 😭😭😂 also - not wiping your chin between those bites was driving me crazy!! 😂😂

  • @trinityburton4622
    @trinityburton4622 2 місяці тому +3

    this is SO off topic 😭 but its crazy how travel times can drastically change depending on where you live. it took him 45 min to drive 11 miles, where i live you'll have been there in 12-13 mins 😩😭

  • @casajessa
    @casajessa 2 місяці тому +1

    Where you went wrong was not adding the jelly to the wrap. It would have definitely alleviated it! 🤪

  • @janae.lynlee
    @janae.lynlee 2 дні тому

    Pasta Glory being a ghost kitchen made this so much funnier