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  • Asian vs white Girls Graduate Jobs
    No.3 in the series
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  • @ianl.gutierre1341
    @ianl.gutierre1341 7 років тому +1429

    "I don't need to find myself I know where the f**k I am" xD

  • @AthenaMarriesDionysus
    @AthenaMarriesDionysus 8 років тому +3101

    It's like a better buzzfeed.

  • @olliebells2147
    @olliebells2147 8 років тому +2090

    The fact that this is so, so painfully accurate makes it fucking hilarious

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 8 років тому +5

      +Ollie Silverton Art imitating life? Life imitating art? You make the call. XD

    • @museoftheark1354
      @museoftheark1354 8 років тому +9

      Ollie Silverton If you think this is accurate that's an issue with who you choose to surround yourself with because this doesn't represent me or any of my friends who are white girls

    • @decwow
      @decwow 7 років тому +27

      "...choose to surround yourself with..."
      methinks maybe you don't fully understand how the working world is

    • @museoftheark1354
      @museoftheark1354 7 років тому +1

      decwow what part of that 'working' world are you talking about bc in Canada the only way girls and I mean any ethnicity not just white get a leg up while doing nothing is when guys let themselves be taken advantage of. I'm tired of guys blaming it on girls when they let themselves be taken advantage of.
      I've worked harder then most to get where I am now and really the only people I consider as hardworking are the peers in my program and it's nothing to do with ethnicity it's personality.
      the girls in the club are they same type of people and yes here they are mostly white but that's probably more to do with the precentage of the populatiin break down.

    • @decwow
      @decwow 7 років тому +22

      museoftheark
      If I were to say that girls like to wear dresses, would you call that wrong and be upset because there are some that do not?
      If your reaction so far is anything to judge by, then I would guess you would. It is an entirely childish reaction, but then you have displayed enough childishness in your response to have earned the title.
      For example: "I'm tired of guys blaming it on girls when they let themselves be taken advantage of."
      Your complaint refers to men that are in some manner mistreated by women and your reaction is to show disdain for the ones being mistreated, instead of the ones DOING the mistreating.
      The video is a satire.
      Now... were you getting offended by the original comment because it represents you, or are you foolishly getting offended on behalf of someone that you are not and is accurately represented, though embellished for dramatic effect?

  • @janesk1
    @janesk1 8 років тому +1093

    "they only take you out for pho"
    VERY ACCURATE

  • @Fadeless_00
    @Fadeless_00 7 років тому +237

    Is it just me, or did his voice get progressively more Asian as the video played.

  • @ChaoticPen22
    @ChaoticPen22 7 років тому +193

    'I don't get stressed. I get organized.' FUCK. I NEED TO DO THIS.

  • @hateclub
    @hateclub 8 років тому +875

    Can't say I'm well versed on the Asian stereotypes of Australia but the white girl stereotypes are universal and fucking hell they were great. Such a brilliant video, I love that you push this kind of stuff in a world where stereotyping is increasingly seen as not allowed, even though it's actually quite an accurate and even necessary way of loosely understanding the people around us. Dunno how many times I wrote stereotype in that sentence. Stereotype stereotype stereotype.

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 6 років тому +10

      o ur one of those

    • @sal4538
      @sal4538 6 років тому

      IKR

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 6 років тому +25

      There are reasons why we have stereotypes. SJWs focus too much on the exceptions to the rule.

    • @Cars2155
      @Cars2155 6 років тому +4

      scoobydoobydoodle what, normal people? Me too.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 років тому +4

      "I really wanna fuck a black guy" - someone I used to work with LITERALLY SAID THIS OH GOD

  • @andthentheinfiresnationatt7714
    @andthentheinfiresnationatt7714 7 років тому +204

    "I don't get stressed. I get organised" 😂 😂
    How I wish I could say the same

  • @Righteo
    @Righteo 8 років тому +502

    IT IS ALL TRUE! SO TRUE!

  • @kianakerr5875
    @kianakerr5875 8 років тому +192

    Me at school: I don't get stressed. I get organised. *Struts away* Me at home: HOLEY SHIT IDEK WHAT THIS IS HELP WTF I CAN'T

  • @senthurank509
    @senthurank509 5 років тому +76

    😂😂taking 10years to finish a 3 year degree.

  • @ameliap0ndd
    @ameliap0ndd 8 років тому +385

    None of these new videos showed up on my feed for whatever reason:/ funny though!

    • @person4169
      @person4169 8 років тому +2

      Sans

    • @person4169
      @person4169 8 років тому +2

      *same

    • @Pipstar
      @Pipstar 8 років тому

      +ameliap0ndd same

    • @kianakerr5875
      @kianakerr5875 8 років тому +1

      +ameliap0ndd Same. Know why?

    • @losttale1
      @losttale1 8 років тому +5

      +ameliap0ndd ze stealth censorship. Same with many journalists

  • @6s6
    @6s6 8 років тому +151

    Melbourne Uni REPRESENT

    • @6s6
      @6s6 8 років тому +6

      +KozSwag So first you bag me cause you think I got a 95 ATAR, then you say my 64 ATAR is trash?
      What ATAR would suit you then, your majesty?
      Stop trying to start shit you keyboard warrior.

    • @SnowyHil
      @SnowyHil 8 років тому +6

      +KozSwag you're the problem with the country mate.

    • @SnowyHil
      @SnowyHil 8 років тому +4

      +KozSwag there's a difference between equality and equity. total equality is exactly what communism aims to be, everyone receives equal treatment, equity is a good form of bias which prioritizes those are who less fortunate, less abled, experience hardships, such as women and children first, then the men in emergency situations. nothing is wrong with a good form of bias.

    • @Swanmaster123
      @Swanmaster123 8 років тому +1

      +KozSwag Penis.
      Jokes aside, I have to agree. Students that get low ATARs tend to do poorly in uni as well. The HSC is easier than uni because there's way more time to study subjects that are also much easier. Heck, a student that worked his butt off to scrape a 90 ATAR probably won't even graduate with a distinction WAM, it's the 95 - 99.95 students that do. Most companies will only take the best graduates nowadays.

    • @PaladinswordSaurfang
      @PaladinswordSaurfang 8 років тому +3

      +Kevin I thought you were joking at first. I thought I had an unfair advantage for getting in Melbourne uni science with an 85 atar because I went to an under-represented school. But you got in just because of your race? That's ridiculous.

  • @bobthedj6992
    @bobthedj6992 8 років тому +59

    "I don't get stressed, I get organised *drops paper" XD

  • @sirburny2599
    @sirburny2599 7 років тому +22

    I was going to Australia, but I showed this to mum and we going to Asia instead

  • @moustafasadek11
    @moustafasadek11 8 років тому +55

    OMG Neel you made my day. I can relate this to so many of my asian and white girl friends XD!!!!

    • @meast9081
      @meast9081 8 років тому +4

      the whole time i thought there was a fly on my screen

  • @dopeypluimstra3757
    @dopeypluimstra3757 5 років тому +17

    How am I white and only agreeing with the Asian version?

    • @chicawhappa
      @chicawhappa 5 років тому +5

      it can happen

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 5 років тому +8

      It's called Lying. Women do it all the time. Next time try telling the truth.

    • @auxangess
      @auxangess 5 років тому +2

      @@ItsameAlex how would you know if they're lying?

    • @ttntt3300
      @ttntt3300 5 років тому +4

      Then you don't understand the meaning of "stereotypes". It's a generalized belief about a particular category of people. It doesn't mean ALL people are like that. It means the vast majority of people in that category are like that. If you are not like those white girls, it's either you are in a minority among your category OR you are just lying.

    • @Funeral_Mannequin
      @Funeral_Mannequin 2 роки тому

      Because she's grounded and has her shit together and the white girl is obnoxious.

  • @jackh2327
    @jackh2327 8 років тому +24

    You coming to Perth anytime soon Neel? Please come to Perth it's shit but you probs will make it better.

  • @JACk79457
    @JACk79457 5 років тому +24

    It’s pronounced FUH (Pho) but hilarious as always haha

  • @vash47
    @vash47 3 роки тому +3

    you got the australian asian girl amazingly spot on

  • @geralynting7433
    @geralynting7433 7 років тому +12

    is it just me or does his asian impressions sound extremely malaysian

  • @ed6862
    @ed6862 5 років тому +8

    Except for the sex stuff, this was embarrassingly spot on for me. My Asian girlfriends are doing PHDs etc and I’m working retail scrolling insta 🤣

  • @umangjain293
    @umangjain293 7 років тому +13

    "I don't get stresses, i get organised"😂

  • @FlameDevily
    @FlameDevily 8 років тому +3

    Just found your channel, your equality skits are so real and comedy skits hilarious. 10/10 vids.

  • @elizabethroy4136
    @elizabethroy4136 7 років тому +7

    "I don't get stressed, I get organised"
    Yes.

  • @lindsaydonovan6241
    @lindsaydonovan6241 3 роки тому +1

    As per this, I am a young Asian woman. As per reality, I'm a young white dude. Weekend work is truck driving. I don't need to find myself, that's what the street directory is for.

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 5 років тому +5

    I HAVE THIS ASIAN BOYFRIEND WE SEE EACH OTHER LIKE ONCE A WEEK

  • @MinecraftIsLoveMinecraftIsLife

    As a white girl, i hope to get a job in engineering. My goal is to have a 6 figure salary before i’m 40.

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 7 років тому +6

    0:43 Possibly one of the greatest things I've heard on youtube.

  • @geriatricward
    @geriatricward 5 років тому +6

    he nails the accents.

  • @boinboing1787
    @boinboing1787 8 років тому +4

    The i bought an apartment one was so true . Alot of my friends already signed up for a 30 year loan for a house like 2 years after graduation.

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 5 років тому +33

    He's allowed to perve he's cute, every woman who complained about men perving ever!

  • @AshAlmond1
    @AshAlmond1 8 років тому +2

    you neeled it neel!

  • @seanshannon7741
    @seanshannon7741 4 роки тому +2

    don't stress just get organised... this is why so many Asians work in some of the top industries ...all the top doctors i have met have been Asian or Indian.....stop complaining and just do some fucking work

  • @robskalas
    @robskalas 3 роки тому +2

    Neel definitely has a "thing" for himself in these videos.

  • @drogo_baggins9513
    @drogo_baggins9513 5 років тому +3

    Hello this is Chef John with FOOooOOd wishes.

  • @sweetmufflin
    @sweetmufflin 8 років тому +10

    A young Chris Lilley in the making!

  • @gujikujtutu2330
    @gujikujtutu2330 5 років тому +2

    Everybody knows prague, but nobody knows Czech republic.

  • @Katilina2
    @Katilina2 3 роки тому +1

    also Middle-European girls, are in the Asian girls group, I suppose!!!:)

  • @mirelarujovic7058
    @mirelarujovic7058 4 роки тому +2

    This is very specific to rich first world country white girls 😂

  • @gabequinn9796
    @gabequinn9796 4 роки тому +1

    The algorithm brought me yet another taste of sweet nectar in this troubling time

  • @ana69able
    @ana69able 5 років тому +4

    Did anyone notice at 2:06 the sound decreased in volume? haha

  • @Arachne-qw1vr
    @Arachne-qw1vr 5 років тому +4

    oh i fit more of those sterotypes than i care to admit

  • @beemilk517
    @beemilk517 5 років тому +1

    “i don’t get stressed i get organized”

  • @joshgee7
    @joshgee7 4 роки тому

    Nice, and the subtle bit at the end that tells us how to pronounce the name is great!! We may yet learn the name !

  • @Raghav14Singh
    @Raghav14Singh 7 років тому +3

    its pronounced Kol - hat - Kar.. lolssssssssss thats the funniest part of video

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 років тому

      He still got his own name wrong on the Aussie accent. 😂
      Kar is pronounced more like "cur" in curry or curtain. Not Car.

  • @thewhatorwhy
    @thewhatorwhy 7 років тому

    It's worth remembering that it's certain kinds of girl, white girl, white male, male etc. They're a large number, a majority even. I think a better term than white girl might be needed.

  • @yeehaw8765
    @yeehaw8765 7 років тому +1

    I don't get stressed. I GET ORGANISED.

  • @jananni123456789
    @jananni123456789 8 років тому +10

    This is SO TRUE!! XD

  • @villainzami697
    @villainzami697 7 років тому +2

    By ice tea you mean boba tea. YOU MEAN BOBA TEA.

  • @Rationalific
    @Rationalific 7 років тому +2

    One mistake. Successful Asian girls do not curse that much.

  • @fangirlpower2475
    @fangirlpower2475 6 років тому

    I NEED TO SHOW THIS ENTIRE CHANNEL TO MY SCHOOL PLEASE

  • @sushantkarki2708
    @sushantkarki2708 4 роки тому +1

    Hmm. Does this mean Brown != Asians even though the convention would have gone pretty much the same but with a different accent.

  • @babsgrayson8432
    @babsgrayson8432 5 років тому +2

    1:36 So accurate.

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 8 років тому +2

    Hello, this is Chef John...

  • @TheFoehamer
    @TheFoehamer 6 років тому +1

    I lost my marbles right at the opening scene XD SO TRUE!!

  • @randomguy9483
    @randomguy9483 5 років тому +1

    I don't get stressed, i get organized. Lol awesome.

  • @maddyg3208
    @maddyg3208 7 років тому

    I've have never met any Australian woman who referred to her father as "Daddy". The only woman I knew who did so was English.

  • @ScarboroughAJishot
    @ScarboroughAJishot 5 років тому +1

    I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA MENTION CONTIKI

  • @MaseyAV
    @MaseyAV 8 років тому +7

    I have irritable bowel syndrome.

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 років тому +3

      Megitsune It worked. Thank you.

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 років тому +1

      Megitsune I've fully recovered, thanks for the advice

    • @JeffM375
      @JeffM375 8 років тому

      +MaseyHD i also have ibs-C and it sucks

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 років тому

      +Jeff Moore it does suck

    • @milktea4270
      @milktea4270 8 років тому +1

      Try a probiotic. Works for me. Used to think maybe gluten was causing my nasty symptoms (they would worsen every time I ate wheat stuff), but NOPE-- taking a probiotic now and slowly reintroducing gluten-y goodness back into my diet with no problems.

  • @bubblytea20
    @bubblytea20 7 років тому

    Where has this UA-camr been my whole life?

  • @mdukasa
    @mdukasa 4 роки тому

    This has aged very well.

  • @kaizey
    @kaizey 5 років тому

    What does it mean if you’re a white girl but you work 16 hour days and only ever go out for pho once a week, also you don’t do cardio OR squats? I’m having major identity confusion here!

  • @indecentbaby
    @indecentbaby 8 років тому +1

    Why do you only make it about girls?

  • @funandperky5202
    @funandperky5202 5 років тому

    “I don’t get stressed, I get organised” wknwnsje ITS ME WHEN I PANIC ABOUT DEADLINES.

  • @lewiale1
    @lewiale1 8 років тому +2

    You are spot on

  • @noise7343
    @noise7343 4 роки тому

    I just realized IT stands for Indian technology

  • @ToDahRANDOMOBILE
    @ToDahRANDOMOBILE 5 років тому +3

    I'm a white girl and this is so accurate

    • @Sacryfy
      @Sacryfy 5 років тому

      Natty B even the part about the black guy?

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому

    That jingle at the end was very helpful. Could everyone with a weird name have those?

  • @AKhan-ou3nw
    @AKhan-ou3nw 8 років тому +2

    Why have I never seen your stuff before?! 😂😂😂

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 5 років тому +1

    To be honest actually I think most people think they are the best at work. This includes myself. But reality your proably not the hardest working or the best problem solver. Maybe you are. But for most of us. We get by an do our thing.

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 років тому +2

      Perhaps. Possibly. Could be.

  • @ditditdotdotdutdut
    @ditditdotdotdutdut Рік тому

    0:52 omgg, this one is the best part lmfaoo

  • @newtoncain
    @newtoncain 8 років тому +1

    As always everyone gets 'Racist" incorrectly (for the most part). its the HUMAN f'n race Sirs/mams. Use "ethnicIST" or tribleIST to be KOSHER,

  • @selenophile410
    @selenophile410 3 роки тому

    Now this , was good
    Indian girl who hated ur prev vid

  • @samxd7009
    @samxd7009 7 років тому

    Can I tell its clickbait becsuse neither of the two girls in thumbnail are an asian or a white girl.

  • @sirenz11
    @sirenz11 5 років тому +1

    The Indian Ryan Higa

  • @deityofcatparents
    @deityofcatparents 5 років тому +15

    Watching this has made me feel like an Asian girl in a white girls body

  • @ellaseo8396
    @ellaseo8396 5 років тому +2

    This is stereotypes done right 😂

  • @Oddity-Odyssey
    @Oddity-Odyssey 3 роки тому

    Cries in half Asian half white

  • @vegangelo_29
    @vegangelo_29 5 років тому

    I love you Neel!!!!!!😍😍😍😍

  • @riz984
    @riz984 5 років тому +1

    "Muh white people are privileged"
    Cringed hard

  • @gamergodyt4167
    @gamergodyt4167 5 років тому +4

    BAHAHAHA
    “I al-ready bought an apartme-nt, I- was rlly ez”

  • @brittanyvs4324
    @brittanyvs4324 5 років тому +4

    I don't know any woman like either of these stereotypes... ...

  • @NoahAndABadger
    @NoahAndABadger 8 років тому

    I just graduated too except I haven't got a job yet (partly due to health). This was relatable, I hope you keep making more as you grow up (we're the same age, I've been able to relate as you go along)
    I don't need to find myself - I know where the f I am
    Doing squats instead of exercising 😂
    Also trying to find the smallest size clothes
    You and nat are probably my fave youtubers. Go Aussie yt

  • @muumuu8582
    @muumuu8582 3 роки тому

    Not me wondering if I'm a white asian

  • @shaanz2.087
    @shaanz2.087 5 років тому +1

    Omg....I think I may fall in love

  • @arielletolome5036
    @arielletolome5036 6 років тому

    40k a year for 3 days a week? Yeah hell 5 days of free time

  • @williamhornstra8313
    @williamhornstra8313 8 років тому +1

    i want to see a city v country girls versio

  • @moonmoon8812
    @moonmoon8812 7 років тому

    between being an asian graduate and a white graduate, i wish i was dead

  • @rheijm9201
    @rheijm9201 Рік тому

    Its a bet isn t it? Insult 7 (holy number) at once.. asians white girls educasjun, office culture, ltds,indian coworker in it, and yourself.

  • @babsgrayson8432
    @babsgrayson8432 5 років тому

    The reality is, this is so true.

  • @janakocourkova5779
    @janakocourkova5779 4 роки тому +1

    20 seconds in and i can already relate so hard 😂😂😂

  • @abbyalip3438
    @abbyalip3438 4 роки тому

    the asian boyfriend comment fuckin got me lmaooo

  • @alexandermheen-garschke6166
    @alexandermheen-garschke6166 7 років тому

    1:26 was GOLD!

  • @deliciousredmango
    @deliciousredmango 5 років тому

    He's from Maharashtra, I guess; but he looks like he's Northeastern.

    • @alamgiral-qidwa6067
      @alamgiral-qidwa6067 5 років тому

      Not at all, he looks like he's a mix of Himachal and Nagpur.

  • @cass_is_a_fork
    @cass_is_a_fork 5 років тому

    I DONT GET STRESSED I GET ORGANIZED

  • @aga6104
    @aga6104 4 роки тому

    *I am in this picture and I don't like it*

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 Рік тому

    I tried to like it twice but then realized I unliked it

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418
    @dcmastermindfirst9418 20 днів тому

    The white girl is genius 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ash_W04
    @Ash_W04 7 років тому

    I don't know which one was which.