Pete Holmes Doesn't Care For 'Going Out'

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  • 'Comedy Sex God' author and new parent Pete Holmes has the perfect excuse for not going out at night.
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  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 років тому +193

    He matched the colour of the chair perfectly!

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому +3

      True 😅 could have greenscreaned that 😆

    • @freebee8656
      @freebee8656 5 років тому +1

      they should really change that sofa to a different color one

    • @rootypoots
      @rootypoots 5 років тому +4

      Really has a slimming effect. It’s like he’s 3 1/2" wide.

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 5 років тому +2

      That's because he's Batman!

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому

      Perfect UA-cam comment.

  • @corinnepetersen6184
    @corinnepetersen6184 5 років тому +89

    It doesn't matter what Pete Holmes talks about, he always makes me laugh uncontrollably. He's like a little puppy that's excited about everything xD

  • @1901180108
    @1901180108 5 років тому +174

    "Are we friends now?" How I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people this.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 років тому

      I agree.

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 років тому +1

      I know!

    • @beeque
      @beeque 5 років тому +15

      Just do it. Ask away. Make em sign it on a piece of paper. Seal it with blood. Get a Dark Mark. Graffiti the night sky.

    • @thechannelineverwanted7323
      @thechannelineverwanted7323 5 років тому +6

      Why not? If the person is friendly, they'll say yes, and you'll have a cute thing to talk about later. And if they're not friendly, well then you didn't upset anybody that was actually your friend in the first place.
      So there's no problem with the question. The only problem is that you're afraid of the disappointment if they say no.

    • @matthewjohnson8810
      @matthewjohnson8810 5 років тому +1

      I completely expected Pete Holmes to be the one to ask that

  • @timesmash
    @timesmash 5 років тому +98

    1. Pete Holmes
    2. Christian Bale
    3. Michael Keaton
    4. Ben Affleck
    5. You get the idea. Only really thought about #1

    • @richardchamberlain6815
      @richardchamberlain6815 5 років тому +4

      timesmash you forgot Adam West

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому +2

      @@richardchamberlain6815 Clooney. Kilmer. Pattinson. Arnett. My cousin at Halloween.

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 Рік тому

      ​@@vivianamuntean146 Yup, West, Pattinson, & Arnett gotta be in the top 5, along w/ Pete Holmes & the late Kevin Conroy.

  • @noora8179
    @noora8179 5 років тому +24

    He's always such a joy with his ridiiiiculous laugh

  • @Timbo360
    @Timbo360 5 років тому +22

    Love how Pete said True Detective Season 1 & 3 hahaha

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 5 років тому +66

    Their dynamic is so interesting. They're like an inverse

    • @carlosbauza1139
      @carlosbauza1139 5 років тому +2

      Yes! Like Stephen is a truly nice person!

  • @deformemvita
    @deformemvita 5 років тому +285

    I miss the Pete Holmes Show.

    • @ivenstorm
      @ivenstorm 5 років тому +10

      @BosoxnationI972 well its 2 people so far, so guess your wrong bosox.

    • @j3wpb
      @j3wpb 5 років тому +2

      I was about to comment the same exact thing but you beat me to it.

    • @THE_BEAR_JEW
      @THE_BEAR_JEW 5 років тому

      @BosoxnationI972 .... except people with sense of humor that doesn't suck.

    • @snapswithin2332
      @snapswithin2332 5 років тому

      Why did it stop in the first place?

  • @hsmoscout
    @hsmoscout 5 років тому +72

    Pete Holmes: I love all activities equally
    *earlier that day*
    Pete: ...I don't care for going out

  • @tonyvillarreal1812
    @tonyvillarreal1812 5 років тому +57

    This guy is great. His comedy sketches on you tube are hilarious.
    My favorite is when he plays Professor X and fires all the Xmen.

  • @vitmorsteinfeld4459
    @vitmorsteinfeld4459 5 років тому +156

    "Watch True detective season 1 and 3" killed me. Good to know im not alone

    • @bobloblaw5236
      @bobloblaw5236 5 років тому +8

      Vital Productions it’s universal knowledge that season two sucked

    • @YouFightLikeACow
      @YouFightLikeACow 5 років тому +4

      Season 2 was underrated. I enjoyed it. Not as good as 1 or 3, but it was different.

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 5 років тому +1

      I haven't watched S3 because S2 sucked so hard. Was it a step up?

    • @trillohate
      @trillohate 5 років тому +2

      There was no season 2 in my reality.

    • @vitmorsteinfeld4459
      @vitmorsteinfeld4459 5 років тому +2

      @@trillohate that's a reality i wanna be a part of

  • @angelp.5224
    @angelp.5224 5 років тому +4

    This guy is sooo funny! Getting across deep thoughts thru comedy !!!!!!! As a hospice nurse I can totally relate!

  • @carriechameleon
    @carriechameleon 3 роки тому +4

    "The donkey or a butt" deserved a giant laugh.

  • @curiousone6435
    @curiousone6435 5 років тому +2

    I never watched any of Pete Holmes' shows, but I have seen some of his stand-up. I am addicted to his best-selling book, currently. Love this guy. A BIG COSMIC HUG TO YA, PETE.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 5 років тому +16

    “Reckless hair.” The best new phrase in my life!

  • @dariusduesentrieb
    @dariusduesentrieb 5 років тому +209

    HARVEY DENT, can we trust him?!

    • @ComicCulture
      @ComicCulture 5 років тому +7

      Girl scout cookies....

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 5 років тому +6

      Dr. Fishy! NOOOOOOO!!!

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 5 років тому +9

      Hey... what are you doing for the next couple months? You wanna go to the same café in Italy with me every day... and wait for my butler?

    • @indestruct1bl3
      @indestruct1bl3 5 років тому +4

      I'll analyze it... with SCIENCE!

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 5 років тому +4

      WHERE ARE THE DRUGS... (cough, cough) Where are the drugs going?

  • @PatrickBoberg
    @PatrickBoberg 5 років тому +6

    Love the official announcement of friendship. Consent is important. 😁

  • @cherylb2008
    @cherylb2008 5 років тому +8

    I like that show Crashing. He reminds me of John Ritter his voice and his looks.

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 5 років тому +25

    "Have you ever met a happy vampire?" Surprisingly deep there. That said, I've met plenty of very happy, well-rounded liches over the years.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 3 роки тому +1

    I work at a used bookstore.....and his book Comedy Sex God FINALLY came in used....so I snatched it up!
    Gonna start reading it tomorrow....can't wait.
    I adore Pete.

  • @maverickmckee9198
    @maverickmckee9198 5 років тому +13

    “Have you ever met a happy vampire?”
    He just interviewed Keanu Reeves...

  • @paterson90
    @paterson90 5 років тому +2

    This was one of the funniest and realist interviews I have seen in a while.

  • @Mrs8thdeadlysin
    @Mrs8thdeadlysin 5 років тому +2

    Peter Holmes gets me! We want to stay in!

  • @sanderstar1000
    @sanderstar1000 5 років тому +2

    “Watch handmaids tale now” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mathmagician5990
    @mathmagician5990 4 роки тому +4

    "The baby is the ultimate excuse to stay in"
    Little did he know.....

  • @TheShadowKing1988
    @TheShadowKing1988 5 років тому +3

    Fun fact: As I was watching this, I thought Pete was familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where. About mid-way through the interview, I remembered: Pete was one of the actors who played Batman in College Humor's "Badman" series (of course, this was years ago, back when CH was actually funny).

  • @abates3747
    @abates3747 5 років тому +5

    Pete is just super fun. Squarely in the running for my favorite funny person.

  • @delontedeclou98
    @delontedeclou98 5 років тому +22

    If Threes Company is making a rerun let him play Jack Tripper

  • @RomeoX-bv4et
    @RomeoX-bv4et 5 років тому +3

    i havent seen this guy for a long time his x men skits are the best.

  • @PariahEarth
    @PariahEarth 5 років тому +29

    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. 😎 Nice Freddie Freeloader intro.

  • @claytonis1
    @claytonis1 5 років тому +4

    Pete is incredibly intelligent, endlessly optimistic, deeply thoughtful, and fucking hilarious. And if he weren't the last thing in the list, I'd never have known who he was.
    Buy his book and see him preform live. I don't think I'll ever be as happy or as optimistic as you, Pete.... but I love you all the same!

  • @deadedd3235
    @deadedd3235 5 років тому +8

    He'll always be my favourite Batman!

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 років тому +8

    I thought for a while now that Pete Holmes is one of the coolest guys out there, proven by the fact that Steven actually asked him to be his friend.

  • @bepowerification
    @bepowerification 4 роки тому +6

    I agree with Pete so much. never understood this whole going out thing.

  • @navneet8593
    @navneet8593 5 років тому +11

    Sir I adore you
    You are like an inspiration to me

  • @BillAngelos
    @BillAngelos 5 років тому +97

    I really miss Pete's show, and all the shit he did with Matt.

  • @herotheplottmix6690
    @herotheplottmix6690 5 років тому +38

    I binged all 4 seasons of Crashing on HBO...pretty pretty....pretty good.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 5 років тому +4

      but not as good as curb, right?

    • @herotheplottmix6690
      @herotheplottmix6690 5 років тому +1

      @@mantistoboggan5171 not close but its good.

    • @charlie5115
      @charlie5115 5 років тому

      Is it a remake of the British Phoebe Waller Bridge show?

    • @danzam40
      @danzam40 5 років тому +6

      There was only 3 seasons of Crashing.

  • @hithere605
    @hithere605 5 років тому +4

    I love watching these and looking for the slight psychological jabs they throw

  • @sinkvenice4438
    @sinkvenice4438 5 років тому +26

    I live in England and he’s unheard of here, which is a massive shame. I think he’s hilarious. Also, the older he gets, the more he looks like Jeff Bridges 😄

    • @ALL-rf9gl
      @ALL-rf9gl 5 років тому +1

      He was recently on Your Moms House podcast. If you haven't seen it you should. Pretty funny

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 років тому

      Omgosh ur right! 🤣👏

    • @danierinash7952
      @danierinash7952 5 років тому +1

      I'm English and live in England, I know who the guy is (I'm not friends with him though). I think he's sadly unrecognised here, he's awesome! We should start a campaign or something...

    • @BuildinWings
      @BuildinWings 5 років тому +1

      The UK and the US need to exchange comedians for a bit: You guys take Pete Holmes for a year or two, we'll take David Mitchell.

    • @danierinash7952
      @danierinash7952 5 років тому +1

      @@BuildinWings It's a deal, Mitchell's great but he gets annoying after a while!

  • @zeebzeebo
    @zeebzeebo 5 років тому +5

    He really is the cat's meow!

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 5 років тому +1

    Ice cream is fleeting, so true

  • @PaddyyYY
    @PaddyyYY 5 років тому +1

    Great conversation!

  • @mleyberklee1
    @mleyberklee1 5 років тому +1

    Freddie the Freeloader by Miles Davis as intro music for the guy with the tv show about crashing on people’s couches. Nice.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 5 років тому +1

    him on the Todd Glass Show is everything.

  • @Hambam17
    @Hambam17 5 років тому +1

    I fucking love Pete Holmes, he's wholesomely hilarious which is difficult to be.

  • @chuckschick3604
    @chuckschick3604 5 років тому +2

    Rock and roll Pete. Rock and roll.

  • @LuisofLosAngeles
    @LuisofLosAngeles 4 роки тому +1

    Love this dude. Super authentic. I wish he worked at every grocery store/bank/restaurant and they pay him UA-cam money.

  • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
    @ExileOnDaytonStreet 5 років тому +1

    My experience having had 3 kids, FWIW: You can totally still go out (at least to restaurants) for at least as long as the kid can be confined in baby carrier (like those detachable car seats that are so awesome to have). In fact, the noise and commotion of being out at a restaurant will probably be more soothing to the baby than you think.

  • @kraven4027
    @kraven4027 5 років тому +2

    The show used to have three couch chairs, but Pete Holmes had one taken to make his suit.

  • @MuzaAbdul
    @MuzaAbdul 5 років тому +1

    6:41 You and I are mystically minded. And I sort of I think everybody can relate whether you’re religious or spiritual or not. Its like a fool’s game, this thing we are stuck in. I was recently eating ice cream on a beach. I was like ugh I was having this nice moment: I’m eating ice cream. I’m on the beach. But it’s fleeting. This is something about ourselves. It is fleeting. You eat the ice cream, then it’s gone. Then you want water. Then you have to use the bathroom. Then you eat dinner. Then you’re bored. Then you watch tv. And then you’re tired. And then you go to sleep. Then you go to shower. Then you need breakfast. Its like feeding an animal. It’s never ending. And Happiness is so momentary and fleeting. So I wrote this book to kinda tell it’s like a spiritual memoir about the journey that I learned through joy and the only piece that I’ve experienced is in learning to identify with your soul, or which Christians would call it, your spirit.

  • @reymarnier119
    @reymarnier119 5 років тому +1

    Boom!!! hit him with that commercial Breaker right there at the end there

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 років тому +48

    Whatchu know about green eggs and haaaam?!

    • @theartofgregcrimmins
      @theartofgregcrimmins 5 років тому +4

      YES! It's a little pill you can keep behind your teeth if you need a dose of happiness!

    • @litelbrown
      @litelbrown 5 років тому +1

      This comment is McDonald's.

  • @ComicCulture
    @ComicCulture 5 років тому +4

    Book came in yesterday! Keep it crispy.

  • @goldwincs
    @goldwincs 5 років тому +34

    Holmes must be thrilled to appear on the same night with The National

    • @ollis.1605
      @ollis.1605 5 років тому +1

      There's a big Slow Show + Apartment Story vibe in this interview

    • @WahooNikki
      @WahooNikki 5 років тому

      I thought there same thing, Weirdo!

    • @HeWhoWalks42Miles
      @HeWhoWalks42Miles 5 років тому

      Did he get to hang out backstage with them? :)

    • @pierrelemagnifique205
      @pierrelemagnifique205 5 років тому

      goldwincs he must be thrilled to have appeared in front of jon snow

  • @MdW4177
    @MdW4177 2 роки тому +1

    He bears more than a passing resemblance to Zach Braff!

  • @johnporter9833
    @johnporter9833 5 років тому +2

    I LOVE PETE HOLMES SO MUCH!!!

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent 5 років тому +140

    I don't know him but he reminds me of John Ritter. (A little)

    • @christopherryan697
      @christopherryan697 5 років тому +3

      Kent Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve heard his name.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 5 років тому +2

      @@christopherryan697 what did you think? *_reminder?_*

    • @josha9029
      @josha9029 5 років тому +10

      They look alike and have similar smile

    • @christopherryan697
      @christopherryan697 5 років тому +5

      Kent I was agreeing with you. He does look alike.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 5 років тому +1

      @@josha9029 that's what I thought!

  • @ainchamama
    @ainchamama 5 років тому +2

    All I saw of Pete Holmes was a floating head in hands.

  • @CHILLeywithSchiley
    @CHILLeywithSchiley 5 років тому +3

    "That's an excellent stupid point"

  • @vogelofficial
    @vogelofficial 5 років тому

    Pete looking like young John Ritter and Jeff Bridges morphed together

  • @dreboy7688
    @dreboy7688 5 років тому +4

    As a parent I can vouch for the "watching dark shows now". Or get used to staying up later just to catch up on shows XD.

  • @roshansingh-gy4xy
    @roshansingh-gy4xy 5 років тому +2

    He looks like Harry Strickland after too many cheeseburgers . Good to see you survived Kings' Landing, elephant master

  • @MrLorddarktoothx
    @MrLorddarktoothx 5 років тому +1

    ooo that freddy freeloader cover. very nice B-)

  • @cstumpy51
    @cstumpy51 5 років тому +2

    Pete is 6’6”... I had no idea

  • @stinwav222
    @stinwav222 5 років тому +2

    Pete Holmes is underrated

  • @gracieambrosio4967
    @gracieambrosio4967 5 років тому +2

    This guy is really happy

  • @Karmal1st3k
    @Karmal1st3k 5 років тому

    Went from Batman can't stop thinking about sex to Stephen Colbert hahaha "A is for Alfred B is for bat"!!!

  • @alexandercampbell7903
    @alexandercampbell7903 5 років тому +2

    Pete Holmes AND "Should Be The New Jack Tripper In The Reboot Of Three's Company"

  • @val2181
    @val2181 5 років тому +4

    Pete Holmes understands me as a person.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 років тому +1

      I love Pete when he's invited on Conan.

  • @GreenMM_11
    @GreenMM_11 5 років тому +2

    Pete is the best storyteller!

  • @bellanovela7742
    @bellanovela7742 5 років тому +60

    I thought this is the commander of the golden company in game of thrones

    • @lSeKToRl
      @lSeKToRl 5 років тому +2

      wait it's not?

    • @laurensegars4504
      @laurensegars4504 5 років тому +4

      Same. He looks a lot like him.

    • @singertobe13
      @singertobe13 5 років тому +2

      Omg that's who he looks like THANK YOU

    • @francesehima5106
      @francesehima5106 5 років тому

      Oh...me too!

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 5 років тому +1

      No this is Pete holmes, he’s a comedian not a commander

  • @kato0291
    @kato0291 5 років тому +7

    Stephen should go on You Made It Weird!

  • @actionmoviefrea
    @actionmoviefrea 5 років тому +6

    He's so John Ritter!

  • @ucantseemeverywell
    @ucantseemeverywell 5 років тому +1

    what a charismatic dude

  • @thaumatomane
    @thaumatomane 5 років тому +4

    I adore Steven's religious attitude.

  • @NicKeLas
    @NicKeLas 5 років тому +1

    Wrong introduction, Stephen! We best know him as the best bad Batman!

  • @sinassa5289
    @sinassa5289 5 років тому +2

    No wonder: if he goes out he's constantly asked if John is his father...

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 років тому +1

    No word lovers out there anymore, I feel with you! Literacy, my ass!

  • @gkp76
    @gkp76 5 років тому +1

    Too bad as adults we can't just ask, will you be my friend.

  • @BelaCurcio
    @BelaCurcio 4 роки тому +2

    he shoulda gone out when he could 😖 we all should have

  • @ryangillespie2589
    @ryangillespie2589 2 роки тому

    The donkey or a butt....I caught it lol

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 5 років тому +2

    *HARVEY DENT, CAN WE TRUST HIM?*

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 5 років тому +2

    In the Netherlands we would be mildly horrified by two people on TV saying: ¨I like God, I assume you do too?¨ I just hope it´s sarcasm, but... it´s the U.S.A. so I am not really sure...

    • @marielange9077
      @marielange9077 5 років тому +1

      Making Games Sadly, probably not.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 5 років тому

      yeah, i think we all know the usa is regressing now. they elected that fascist conman, call anything further left of clinton a socialist, and, as you've pointed out, still, inexplicably, religious fundamentalists.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 років тому

      They are both Christians, so they do like God.

  • @alexandercampbell7903
    @alexandercampbell7903 5 років тому +2

    Pete Holmes AND "That Weird, Tall Gangly Guy With The Sweaty Palms Who Lurks Around The Water Cooler At The Office"

  • @Travis-larsen
    @Travis-larsen 5 років тому +1

    i love it Pete. Sounds you might like Taoism. Glad i got to see this clip.

  • @BoyWonderbk
    @BoyWonderbk 5 років тому +1

    I like this guy

  • @markm1138
    @markm1138 5 років тому +1

    good guest !

  • @Airehcaz
    @Airehcaz 5 років тому +1

    Pete seemed so vulnerable promoting a book, compared to when he hosts a show.

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 5 років тому +13

    Pete Holmes is tall. Very tall.

  • @OratoryJamesIV
    @OratoryJamesIV 5 років тому +4

    "You are just like Ryu, and you are not needed."

  • @theartofgregcrimmins
    @theartofgregcrimmins 5 років тому +5

    Keep it crispy, weirdos!

  • @Cpt.PickHard
    @Cpt.PickHard 5 років тому +1

    Pete Holmes perfectly nails the "rich person fake laugh"

  • @avameshkin7576
    @avameshkin7576 5 років тому +1

    so please be nice😂😂😂

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 5 років тому +15

    Pete Holmes:
    Best Batman, ever!

  • @Alex-jq5ft
    @Alex-jq5ft 10 місяців тому

    As soon as the band started playing him on I was like fuck I know that song what is it, and I didn't expect Pete to ask for me moments later haha. It's fkn Miles Davis

  • @TONYASIASMOM
    @TONYASIASMOM 5 років тому +6

    John Ritter & Val Kilmer mash-up! He's cute!

  • @kagger13
    @kagger13 5 років тому +1

    He matches the chair

  • @amygrant9434
    @amygrant9434 5 років тому +2

    Come on Pete, just do the Iron Man moment - I am Comedy Sex God!

  • @pieniaurinko
    @pieniaurinko 5 років тому +6

    Maybe vampires wouldn't be so sad if people around them didn't just keep on aging, getting sick and dying... ;P

  • @brianbuttacavoli5692
    @brianbuttacavoli5692 5 років тому +2

    all i saw was teeth wearing a tie; and that laugh which those teeth loosed upon this earth!

    • @AngryMuppet91
      @AngryMuppet91 Рік тому

      Same. Bit if a strange gap he's got going on there. Almost, artificial?