from an outsider perspective just discovering chris chan, it really is a showcase of the worst of humanity, but not just chris, the entire community based around making fun of him just as much
@@Killenmachine05 Christine has experienced the worst side of nearly every internet community and will forever be constantly harassed. All of this because of his parents, who knows if they could've saved Chris from being a plaything for the internet but they sure as hell made it easier for trolls.
the fact that it's the equivalent of how a normal person would talk to, like, a pet or a toddler, is just downright creepy try that shit on a full-grown woman, and you're gonna get pepper sprayed lmao
For the record, I have Asperger's Syndrome, although that can also be lumped in as Autism with the new DSM-V. I feel ashamed to know of Chris Chan....but I can't stop watching. It's like watching shows about car crashes.
RCT3Crashes100 I have high functioning autism so sorta-not sorta same on that, but I totally agree that I can't look away either, It's disturbing and gross yet intriguing how broken of a man he is to the point of entertainment.
I don't think he even wanted it to stop. If anything he wanted to have his cake and eat it too: stop the trolls from harassing him, but keep them orbiting around him. Chris loved the attention
@@thelivingdripunal2513 i miss this era of Chris too, this Chris jumping around like a bunny rabbit actually looks sane in comparison to what he became
It's funny because Chris has done so much stuff on the internet, he actually has nearly limitless moveset potential. Let's see... Attacks: Neutral B: Chair Lift. - Chris, the strong man, lifts an office chair and proceeds to throw it at anything in his path. As the chair weighs a "grand number of pounds", it has a lot of startup lag, but the knockback and damage it deals is immense enough to balance it out. Side B: Pepper Spray. - Chris pepper sprays anyone in front of him. Has moderate range and the attack itself is a windbox that can knock people to their death. Balanced by its weak attack power. During the move, Chris says "Don't tell anybody"; a nice little touch. Up B: Ian Brannan Something! - Chris stomps up and down while saying the classic phrase "My name is not Ian Brannon Something!". When on the ground, shockwaves will come out with each stomp, dealing flinch damage to nearby opponents. The waves will get stronger with each stomp. In the air, Chris's gravity will be disabled during the move, allowing him to recover. Down B: Off! The! Internet! - Chris yells "I want everything about my house OFF! THE! INTERNET!", while throwing his arms out to the sides. Has great range and extremely high kill power, but Chris has to finish the sentence before the hitbox comes out. Final Smash: Electric Hedgehog Power. - Chris transforms into Chris Chan Sonichu with a "PEW!", increasing his speed and jumps greatly. Lasts for roughly 20 seconds. Taunts: - Up Taunt: "I got a fish! Would you like to make a wish?" - Side Taunt: "I am CHRISTIAN! WESTON! CHANDLER!" - Down Taunt: "Julaaaaay!"
If a CWC movie was made, here's the proposed cast: Jesse Heiman as Chris Chan! Kathy Bates as Barbara Chan John Lithgow as Bob Chan David Cross as Cole Smithey Mindy Sterling as Mary Lee Walsh Kira Buckland as Meagan Schroeder Evan Peters as Liquid Chris Kevin James as Mike Snyder Pat Roach as Jacob Sockness Lena Dunham as Isabella Jenke
4:37 When I was 8 years old I did stuff just like this. Drawing a comic, recording it, and using the family computer for sound effects. It was fun. Bu you know what? I stopped doing that, because eventually I grew up and acted my age. Chris, I believe, was in his 30's when he recorded this. It's so humiliating.
What I love about these clips is when he's looking around oddly while his brain is struggling to think of something to say and fumbles out some random word vomit
In Chris' defence, his battle matches Kocoum's (Pocahontas' Native American suitor from the Disney movie) almost perfectly. 0:57 *AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYAAAAAAAAAY!!!*
What in the flying frig was that family guy shit. I found a suicidal poem written on a plate someone then broke and stuffed into a cinder block near a run-off stream of a park pond, and this evokes far worse feelings
...ya know, I ALMOST feel bad for Chris, if he wasn't racist, sexist or homophobic, and if he didn't act like a psychologically-unstable manbaby all the time XD Also, I have NO idea what's going on in that Family Guy "skitch" O^o
Being racist sexist or homophobic are meh bad things about him. Not really cause for some of the more extreme bullying. Especially considering his upbringing. But everything else about him ruins any shred of sympathy i could have had towards him.
Yea hes done some bad things and I dont agree with all of his choices but it's his life. I cant hate him for living the way he wants to. I just find him hilarious.
the gemini guy You can hate people for “living how they want to live” when they’re attacking people, using his senile mom, denies responsibility and spouts bigoted rhetoric. I wouldn’t hold it against you. I get the morbid curiosity and entertainment value, but don’t get it twisted. That man is an evil piece of shit.
I feel bad for everything he's been through the past 10-20 years. Not being able to have critical thinking skills and be gullible to everything is something I can't imagine having.
It's hard to sympathize with him though because he's not a very good person himself. But getting someone to drink their own semen and bang a blow up doll on camera to the song All Star is pretty bad.
@@yucatansuckaman5726 I don't mind everything he does except the bad things that involve others around him like how he does not seem aware he is being too demanding and dependent on his mom who's at a retiring age. She seems to be the victim at this point.
And the cherokee thought the trail of tears was the worst thing to happen to them
Amandeep at least he's wearing pants
@Bandit Ferret What?
It's still the worst thing to happen to them, at least no Cherokee died from these vids.
@@Wapak95 Even Chief Slapahoe could get a joke
@@dontworry9540 ?
This may be the best of Chris Chan, but this is the worst of humanity.
from an outsider perspective just discovering chris chan, it really is a showcase of the worst of humanity, but not just chris, the entire community based around making fun of him just as much
@@Killenmachine05
Christine has experienced the worst side of nearly every internet community and will forever be constantly harassed. All of this because of his parents, who knows if they could've saved Chris from being a plaything for the internet but they sure as hell made it easier for trolls.
He's not exterminating an entire race though.
@@Killenmachine05 The trolls are arguably worse than Chris.
@@chadwarden1179 Nah
The days of when he was just a grotesquely weird, yet somehow endearing nerd. Now?
*Well, you know...*
Thanks trolls.
Nowadays he aint nothin' but a motherfker
@@Wapak95 The trolls didn't rape his mom.
@@dirtydan9785 Who knows what worse things they have done.
For all of us who knew about CWC i don't think any of us could have predicted this arc. It truly is a dark timeline.
A fun fact about the cherokee tribe is the fact that their traditional ceremonial wear MUST include both a muffin top and tight-fitting jeans.
My mental health has declined considerably ever since I stumbled across Chris Chan on UA-cam.
Holy shit, same.
He is an Eldritch being, we cannot understand him. He will drive his followers insane.
Same here. I genuinely regret discovering CWC.
I think so for myself too. Ever since I heard about him, my delving into stupid internet shit shot up exponentially
Mine too
He's the reason why I hate Striped shirts.
And probably my disdain for Sonic, Pokemon, and other fandoms as a whole.
Yep..... Chris-Chan= The Serial Killer of your childhood.
This is the taste of a lair...
Same, unless its a Russian Telnyashka
Same here those types of clothes are hideous
I love the "sexy" voice he does when he makes videos for girls.
Oh my Fucking god bro...
the fact that it's the equivalent of how a normal person would talk to, like, a pet or a toddler, is just downright creepy
try that shit on a full-grown woman, and you're gonna get pepper sprayed lmao
Even his $3×y voice is a v!rg!n
I don't know why he's considered a waste of oxygen. He's more creative than the cast of SNL. He should definitely write for them.
Id genuinely love that. SNL blows currently
You must be his brother
Maybe then I'd actually watch SNL.
@@scarletbard6511 you guys are dumb
@@rickswafford8378 classic chris is funnier than current snl. Deal with it dude .
For the record, I have Asperger's Syndrome, although that can also be lumped in as Autism with the new DSM-V. I feel ashamed to know of Chris Chan....but I can't stop watching. It's like watching shows about car crashes.
Same
Same here. I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome as well.
RCT3Crashes100 I have high functioning autism so sorta-not sorta same on that, but I totally agree that I can't look away either, It's disturbing and gross yet intriguing how broken of a man he is to the point of entertainment.
did they really merge Asperger's and Autism in DSM? that publication has a lot to answer for...
Same here!....and I met him in person.....oh the shame
The proudest of all Cherokee warriors.
According to Chris, Cherokee history is "encrypted." Alrighty then Chris, get those Native American dos prompts running!!!
I feel bad for anyone of ACTUAL Cherokee heritage viewing this video.
FullMetalSatomi Chris is from the farting turkey tribe
FullMetalSatomi fucking kill me. my ancestors had to walk the trail of tears for this bullshit.
I’m Chiricahua Apache, and the cringe that goes down my spine watching him reference old ass western stereotypes. I wanna laugh but I just
AJ-Bombastic amen
I don't.
THIS. IS. WAR. AYIYIYIIYIYYIYI (pulls out gun)
Fuck Comedy Central, this is the real shit
"Guards: Take to your posts!"
A Cherokee using a laser gun, Indians must be so Proud lol
Put down your waires, and bring yourselfs on to me
I can't lie, the gun was hilarious.
Wrong
The Cherokee are a proud people, carrying walther p-38's/mega-trons into battle.
I think he never knew how to deal with trolls. LIKE, AT ALL.
I know, right? He really thinks that if he growls at them in videos, threatens legal action, and tells them to stop, it'll suddenly work.
I don't think he even wanted it to stop. If anything he wanted to have his cake and eat it too: stop the trolls from harassing him, but keep them orbiting around him. Chris loved the attention
Well he wasn't mentally Stable enough to begin with.
He hasn't learned how others deal with Trolls.
"My mommy and I"
*DEAR GOD*
My Gawd indeed
Y i k e s
July 30th 2021 💀
You were a bit early
Holy shit, 2009 must've been a magical year for christorians. Why the hell didn't I discover Chris sooner?
2021 is looking pretty good too though, so youre not too late.
@@whiteyfisk9769 incest time!
The classic period
I miss old Chris Chan when he had found footage serial killer vibes and wasn't a delusional trans woman thing
How do you like him now?
@@butnevertheless3790 Kill it with fire
@@thelivingdripunal2513 i miss this era of Chris too, this Chris jumping around like a bunny rabbit actually looks sane in comparison to what he became
@@thelivingdripunal2513 smoke-um peace pipe. find inner peace.
@@gabebarbieri194 It rubs the lotion on it's skin
4:09. This guy would fit in great at the family guy writing staff
Me: Mom I want a human!
Mom:We have a human at home
The human at home:
The layout of Chris’ room makes no sense to me for some reason
You're not autistic then. Or not enough if you are.
When a 25 year old man says "Me and my mommy will come pick you up and we will have a lot of fun" in a 'talking to a toddler' baby voice.
Chris Chan confirmed for Smash 4 DLC.
Also smash 5
It's funny because Chris has done so much stuff on the internet, he actually has nearly limitless moveset potential. Let's see...
Attacks:
Neutral B: Chair Lift.
- Chris, the strong man, lifts an office chair and proceeds to throw it at anything in his path. As the chair weighs a "grand number of pounds", it has a lot of startup lag, but the knockback and damage it deals is immense enough to balance it out.
Side B: Pepper Spray.
- Chris pepper sprays anyone in front of him. Has moderate range and the attack itself is a windbox that can knock people to their death. Balanced by its weak attack power. During the move, Chris says "Don't tell anybody"; a nice little touch.
Up B: Ian Brannan Something!
- Chris stomps up and down while saying the classic phrase "My name is not Ian Brannon Something!". When on the ground, shockwaves will come out with each stomp, dealing flinch damage to nearby opponents. The waves will get stronger with each stomp. In the air, Chris's gravity will be disabled during the move, allowing him to recover.
Down B: Off! The! Internet!
- Chris yells "I want everything about my house OFF! THE! INTERNET!", while throwing his arms out to the sides. Has great range and extremely high kill power, but Chris has to finish the sentence before the hitbox comes out.
Final Smash: Electric Hedgehog Power.
- Chris transforms into Chris Chan Sonichu with a "PEW!", increasing his speed and jumps greatly. Lasts for roughly 20 seconds.
Taunts:
- Up Taunt: "I got a fish! Would you like to make a wish?"
- Side Taunt: "I am CHRISTIAN! WESTON! CHANDLER!"
- Down Taunt: "Julaaaaay!"
@@thesuperartistgamer1305 Chris chan S-rank confirmed. Nerfs will he inevitable
Has a chance for Ultimate yet
Honestly can't believe his life is better documented than some important historical figures...
If a CWC movie was made, here's the proposed cast:
Jesse Heiman as Chris Chan!
Kathy Bates as Barbara Chan
John Lithgow as Bob Chan
David Cross as Cole Smithey
Mindy Sterling as Mary Lee Walsh
Kira Buckland as Meagan Schroeder
Evan Peters as Liquid Chris
Kevin James as Mike Snyder
Pat Roach as Jacob Sockness
Lena Dunham as Isabella Jenke
John Lithgow delivering some of bobs iconic lines would just be perfect. Nice list! I like it!!!!!
I’d cast Jack Black or a young Steve Carrell as Chris
@@thecoxsays1 too old
@@thecoxsays1oh great...the new minecraft movie trailer, but with CHRIS CHAN escaping prison into th new minecraft world..💀
1:02
Stand name: 「Emperor」
Stand master: Hol Horse
4:37
When I was 8 years old I did stuff just like this. Drawing a comic, recording it, and using the family computer for sound effects. It was fun. Bu you know what? I stopped doing that, because eventually I grew up and acted my age. Chris, I believe, was in his 30's when he recorded this. It's so humiliating.
vissova
In his mid to late 20's actually. Not that it makes it any better.
vissova you gave up on your dreams while Chris is living in his.
the clown lol
That bunny video was just creepy.
PYONG PYONG PYONG
+VGtree054 Name me one video he's in that's not.
At least those videos were also funny at the same time, that was just, creepy.
+VGtree054 It might even be the 1735930226647599265th level of hell! :D
that was the first video I saw of chris. I thought he was a dumb character made by a comedian, until now.
That piece pipe had me rolling
"this is war; we're at war" *banshee screech followed by 007 cinematic gun pull* honestly the only thing missing from that video was Vietnam music
What I love about these clips is when he's looking around oddly while his brain is struggling to think of something to say and fumbles out some random word vomit
This has "The Best of Me" energy
We are going to have so much fun together when you and I are together
I'm afraid that this could be the last thing I might remember before my death.
Offended, amused, bewildered, incredulous... chrischan videos are roller coasters of emotion.
Excited for the new homeless saga but i miss this Classic Chris
Nothing sexier than a man saying
"My mommy and I"
It’s amazing how he genuinely thought that was a good approach
That quote didn't age well
Right? I'm so wet rn.
When he said “my mommy and I” I curled up into oblivion from the cringe
Even to this day, I still have no clue what the triple-fried-fuck was happening with the whole Ghostbusters thing.
Axel M. Thank u for my new favorite phrase
Yeah me too!
2:04 The only time I have actually seen him exercise.
GOODBYE HORSES
Chris chan unintentionally is funnier than Brendan Schaub tries to be intentionally
"Me noble Cherokee man"
oh dear god
0:58 When you step a Lego block.
Damn, that Family Guy joke was actually brilliant...
Robert Chandler: "I've got Cherokee relatives that live in your state also."
The weirdest threat I’ve ever heard
3:14 *uneccecary non-existent hair flip*
2:57 " my mommy an....my family and i" i think he relize how cringy that was
July 30th 2021
@@ghivifahmi4252 who knew 3 years later this comment would mean something else now
This is great! Thank you for contributing this! Mankind needed it!
Love the pin-up of Marge Simpson in his room.
1:52 Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill tryouts, circa 1990
Hed make a good Ed Kemper too
1:56
eyes melting halp
The family guy comic thing is hell on paper
cwc handing the camera the "peace pipe" tho.
i'd probably toke up with cwc.
His life is quite literally an emotional train wreck.
Not only emotional.... Mental and physical, too.
Why didn’t his dad just take Chris’s camera away
Seth McFarlane regrets not using Chris’s family guy idea
CRINGE
edit : good golly me, it's been two years, and I'm still revisiting these videos at night.
Don't be rude
In Chris' defence, his battle matches Kocoum's (Pocahontas' Native American suitor from the Disney movie) almost perfectly.
0:57 *AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYAAAAAAAAAY!!!*
If you look at him with his hair slicked back he almost looks like Ted Cruz
That was actually a great family guy gag!
Cherokee heritage
*Pulls gun*
He must have thought he was _real smooth_ when he took off the glasses and slicked back his hair.
Co-worker: *telling me something extremely important*
My dumbass brain for no reason at all: 0:11
What in the flying frig was that family guy shit. I found a suicidal poem written on a plate someone then broke and stuffed into a cinder block near a run-off stream of a park pond, and this evokes far worse feelings
Chris the anime is my favorite show.
His ''Sexy Dance'' at 2:00 is so embarrasing it makes Miley Cyrus look mouth watering in comparison
chris chan is big chungus ftw!!!!!!!!!!11111!111!!!!!1111
Was i just watching family guy then? It's been a long day...
Aged like milk
Jesus died on the cross for our sins….and this
"Me noble Cherokee man." Fucking kill me please.
Family guy should have used that sketch just for the lols
Just when I thought I was out, Chris Chan pulls me back in again
“Here ...smoke em peace pipe”
1:33 Why the fuck does he sound like a speak and spell, though?
And I will not stand for it! ...and now I stand...
Damn where have the times gone
fun fact: he is a brony now...
he is in of the 2 most cringey fandoms AT THE SAME TIME!
Roastie_ I don't think he really gives a shit about Sonic anymore. He freaked over his arms and that's it but he never comments on the games
Bold of you to assume he's in 2
I should probably follow his exercise routine lmfao
the "smoke 'um peace pipe" one always gets me
Im ashamed to say chris chan is better at drawing then i am
well i feel bad for all those slow-in-the-minds. they can only dream of being this brilliant
chris chan is fucking amazing. i would love to be his friend irl. he's not cringe. he's fucking epic. a legend.
How about now years later?
I wonder what it would be like to have a play date with this guy.
New religion chrischanity
Well chris is beloved now. He's changed
This aged poorly
...ya know, I ALMOST feel bad for Chris, if he wasn't racist, sexist or homophobic, and if he didn't act like a psychologically-unstable manbaby all the time XD
Also, I have NO idea what's going on in that Family Guy "skitch" O^o
Watch more then
if he wasn't a: racist, sexist, homophobe that crapped himself he'd probably be the most lovable person on the internet
I mean he has a shit load of other bad qualities but he's just so lulzy
The racism and homophobia was a result of his uprbinging by Bob and Barb. They both tainted his views on those subjects with their own views
Being racist sexist or homophobic are meh bad things about him. Not really cause for some of the more extreme bullying. Especially considering his upbringing. But everything else about him ruins any shred of sympathy i could have had towards him.
IM WORKING ON IT
I don't understand how people can hate him so much. he is hilarious and I can't stop watching his vids.
Because he manipulates a senile woman and attacks GameStop employees.
His videos are sad and pathetic and are easy to laugh at, but he's done some pretty disgusting shit irl
Yea hes done some bad things and I dont agree with all of his choices but it's his life. I cant hate him for living the way he wants to. I just find him hilarious.
the gemini guy
You can hate people for “living how they want to live” when they’re attacking people, using his senile mom, denies responsibility and spouts bigoted rhetoric. I wouldn’t hold it against you. I get the morbid curiosity and entertainment value, but don’t get it twisted. That man is an evil piece of shit.
I didn’t realise Native Americans had access to handguns and the internet.
He has about as much Native American dna as Elizabeth Warren
@@commando6683 Didn't Warren's DNA test actually detect the tiniest hint of Native American DNA though? Whereas Chris had NONE on his DNA test.
Native Americans are still alive
Source: i'm here
Cherikoie my ass
I feel bad for everything he's been through the past 10-20 years. Not being able to have critical thinking skills and be gullible to everything is something I can't imagine having.
It's hard to sympathize with him though because he's not a very good person himself. But getting someone to drink their own semen and bang a blow up doll on camera to the song All Star is pretty bad.
@@yucatansuckaman5726 I don't mind everything he does except the bad things that involve others around him like how he does not seem aware he is being too demanding and dependent on his mom who's at a retiring age. She seems to be the victim at this point.
@@Lexyvil She really is a victim, now.
"Cherokee people, Cherokee pride, so proud to live, so proud to d!e."
As if the Native Americans didn’t have it bad enough already.
1:55 this is why you don't have a girlfriend.
@@antoinelk00 but he still doesnt have a girlfriend, he also doesnt have a job and still lives with his mom.
does chris come from the same tribe as elizabeth warren?
If this is the best of Chris Chan, then what is the worst of him?
THE PART WHEN HE BECAME TRANS AND BANGED HIS MOM.
@@yucatansuckaman5726 WHAT THE FUCK 😨😨😨?!
@@littleblock2639 yep, exactly that.
@@littleblock2639 😫😫😫😱😱😱
He makes me not wanna be Cherokee native.