For anyone seeing Chris Chan for the first time here's a word of advice. Stop right now, if you keep watching you'll be sucked into his disgusting disturbing life. It's like a train wreck you can't look away
+Supreme Emperor God Howard Yep, there is not really stopping it. Once you see one Chris video you just have to know everything about this guy.... Happened to me.
Actually send him to a job mill where he'll be forced to be an entry level grunt. Preferably in a kitchen with colorful personalities of crazy and evil. You learn how to be 'normal' real fast in any kitchen job. Burger King doesn't count and even if it did, he had to have stayed more than 3 weeks.
@@marithompson6015 yeah, if that’s the case then it’s good that AgonizedCandle hasn’t documented his life like Chris did. The internet would’ve murdered him.
I think even people with a barely passable understanding of autism would realize that Chris is highly unusual. He wouldn't get this kind of attention if autistic people normally behaved like that.
Basil Bonehead I didn't think there was such a thing as medium functioning. Low functioning means he can barely function but is cognitive enough to be aware while high functioning means he has the same functions as a normal person but a great lack of development in certain areas and like you mentioned terribly raised by lazy and highly lenient parents.
@@cyanidegaming2599 His dad heard the wailing of a wounded animal and the southern in him went to go put Chris down. After walking in the only one wanting to be put down was him
@0:24 He'll send in detectives, he'll send in police and he'll send in everything in his power. One question remains though. Will he send in the clowns?
Not really he let down Chris and Barbara if he would’ve taken Chris to counseling and had the sense to pick up their fucking dirty house Chris would probably not have even half as bad
2:53 imagine being neighbors with the chandlers, and just as you’re getting in from you nightly walk with your golden retriever, you witness, through the shit encrusted window of the chandler house, this scene
Not even the inmates with their sexual urges would touch Chris,probably they all would commit a group suicide before even seeing Chris drink his fanta cum elixir.
+sky11dragoon i wounder when he uploads the bat shit crazy video think mmmm this video is good enough for people to understand me we are like wtf but hes the biggest loser online we should give me a award for it
So, everybody hear Chrissy got arrested for assault and trespassing? Again? He tried to fuck up a Sonic display in GameStop, and maced an employee on his way out. Dude posts bail, almost immediately tries to mace a guy at a Walmart that he's also been, one assumes, banned from in the past. This whole thing has circled from being funny to just sad and horrible. But I can't stop following the shit that happens, its like a car wreck. I feel like I'm a horrible person for this but I can't fucking stop.
Roxas Dan that literally was his legal defense. At least, in the past. He's been brought in on charges of assault multiple times now, though, so its far less likely the courts will go lenient on him. He might actually be facing jail time.
Seeing chris' tantrums reminds me of my own outbursts when I was a kid. And it makes me ashamed of how I used to behave and it also makes me realize that I at least had better people in my life to help me overcome and get past certain issues. Because its one thing to have such violent outbursts as a child and quite another to continue having these sorts of childish tantrums as an adult. I think a large part of why Chris chan remains so fascinating is that it does serve as a very poignant cautionary example of how not to behave in society.
can you imagine if he wasn't obsessed with toys and videogames? imagine if he directed his obsession towards a science or a skill. he'd be a master at it and could've helped the world. he could've been like Nikola Tesla or da Vinci
Chris could have pursued his passion for art and possibly become successful if he got into a good art school and put forth the effort to improve and be a decent human, but he'd rather waste his life away being a lazy slob, blowing all his money on toys, games and junk food and making his below amateur level comics for people to point and laugh at. He thrives on being a lolcow and begging his 'fans' for money.
Chris Chan’s life was a tragedy to begin with. He was born to a family with an age gap dangerously wide, he was born in Virginia (which explains everything), and his parents were disgusting hoarders. They never gave him the special education he very much needed, they leave him alone with the worst people he could ever encounter, and they signed him up for a Sonic The Hedgehog contest, which I’m very sure they bribed the people behind said contest to let Chris Chan win. Not only is Chris Chan to blame for himself, but his parent are just as responsible, if not, more so for Chris Chan’s tragic life. The day he dies is the day God grants mercy on both him and everyone on the internet.
Something just occured to me.. Christian said on multiple occasions that there is no word more insulting to him than the word "naive", which actually indicates a surprising amount of self-awareness on Chris's part.. because he is in fact incredibly naive, it's one of his main personality traits. So the fact that he hates being called naive so much shows that he is at least aware of that aspect of himself..
It almost seems like he has to be a troll, but admittedly it's almost impossible that he would humiliate himself to that degree for such a long period of time. I guess he's really just the most pathetic person on the planet. It's kind of sad he was harassed so much when he clearly has mental issues.
@@virtualmartini he just said an "old news report", he doesn't even specify what kind of news channel are they but why would you throw in "mainstream news"? Did he watch CNN of Fox? No offense though just trying to bring that up
His dad is what his downfall was in my opinion. The man was a homophobic racist, which gave Chris all his offensive views. And people thought it was okay to make fun of Chris because he had such a terrible view of some things
As a guy that has well something due to a kink in his umbilical cord some dr.s case of Asperger's syndrome some have never been able to diagnose me but you know what I feel blessed compared to this guy
Haha, I love how his grandpa walks in on him raging and shuts him up XD Edit: Damn...that's his DAD?! O^o He looks old enough to be Chris's grandpa, or great-grandpa
For anyone seeing Chris Chan for the first time here's a word of advice. Stop right now, if you keep watching you'll be sucked into his disgusting disturbing life. It's like a train wreck you can't look away
Same
+Supreme Emperor God Howard
Yep, there is not really stopping it. Once you see one Chris video you just have to know everything about this guy....
Happened to me.
Oh god, I didn't think it was true but this is my third video and I feel obligated to continue watching.
+ThePsychonaut me too. It's like I find happiness just watching his stupid and sick antics. I shouldn't but it is what I am doing.
Supreme Emperor God Howard, too late
If Chris had a decent special ed program and better parenting he could have turned out functional.
Sounds like wishful thinking. Some people really are hopeless.
Had he gotten that help as a child he would have turned out better, but at this point it's too late.
I'm sure CWC would be pretty cool if he had been given a proper upbringing, but I suppose we'll never know
Actually send him to a job mill where he'll be forced to be an entry level grunt. Preferably in a kitchen with colorful personalities of crazy and evil.
You learn how to be 'normal' real fast in any kitchen job. Burger King doesn't count and even if it did, he had to have stayed more than 3 weeks.
@@jayjay86443 he's like 40 years old now. There's no hope for him.
At least SammyClassicSonicFan is a kid, and is beginning to mature.
*YOUUUU FRICKING FRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!*
Phonics Monkey Sammy was trolling the whole time his name isn't sammy
Quiggity Quagsire Even more hilarious that Sammy actually was right with some of his points, despite some bias he has.
Quiggity Quagsire After Sammy retired, he really matured up and became really cool looking.
and he was acting
Chris Chan having a hissy fit over Clyde was hilarious plus the squeak sound he made over ripping the paper made me laugh
If you slow it down to half the normal buffering speed, you'll hear him neighing like a horse. Horsing around indeed.
2:32 By far the funniest quote, to me.
The anger, the absurdity of the threat, and the poor video/audio quality are what make it complete.
Don’t you get it, he’ll make you eat your UNDERWEAR
Honestly sounds like something you'd hear on Xbox Live while playing Halo CE.
2:13 is my favorite Chris quote ever. "You want me to calm dooown?" I laugh everytime when he voice betrays him and forces him to say it like that
i've reached a point in my life where watching chris chan videos no longer makes me feel better about myself haha
AgonizedCandle
That's easily the saddest statement I have ever heard. Your life must be a holy, fucking, disaster to be worse than this.
@@marithompson6015 yeah, if that’s the case then it’s good that AgonizedCandle hasn’t documented his life like Chris did. The internet would’ve murdered him.
I have aspergers but I gotta say that this guy takes the cake.. yikes o_o I've never felt more normal in my entire life.
I think even people with a barely passable understanding of autism would realize that Chris is highly unusual. He wouldn't get this kind of attention if autistic people normally behaved like that.
Not to forget, horribly parented
***** That's not even how you pronounce it.
Spinning Top i get the feeling he isn't high functioning and is medium functioning. Correct me if I'm wrong on something
Basil Bonehead I didn't think there was such a thing as medium functioning. Low functioning means he can barely function but is cognitive enough to be aware while high functioning means he has the same functions as a normal person but a great lack of development in certain areas and like you mentioned terribly raised by lazy and highly lenient parents.
It's a shame that the CWCville library got terminated.
Will it be back?
Caleb Botts No one knows for sure. Hopefully, someone has kept an archive of all of CWCVille library videos.
+FinalStarman95 I hate reading a whole article on a video only to scroll down and see its not available :l
+E1281038104 Ci391 No one seems to know. Just got terminated with no explanation.
+STARSTORM Yeah :( CWCVille library was awesome
Behold. The most documented man in human history.
Coming back here for old time’s sake, genuinely sad what’s become of him and Barb
Then im assuming you're well aware of the recent turn of events
@@speedygamey7160 anything worthwhile after the arrest?
@@bloozism apparently some manipulation? cult? someone trying to get chris to kill themselves??? animal abuse???? idek what's happening at this point
@@bloozism Some letters from prison I think. Surprised they didn't go with a mental hospital, this guy has to be legally insane.
Chris Farley would totally own this if he were alive today.
That's a killer Idea
OMG Brilliant! A van by the lake guy🤣
I don't know...I feel like he would NOT act as MODERN Chris...especially the reason why he's in jail......
But classic Chris could've been okay
I wish his mom or dad walked in on him.wearing the stuffed bra
^Yeah, that's way worse.
His dad did find out about the crossdressing, I think. Not on camera, though, sadly.
If anyone remembered that "Julay" thing. Bob found out about that one. That puts mass debating and cross dressing to shame.
@@cyanidegaming2599 His dad heard the wailing of a wounded animal and the southern in him went to go put Chris down. After walking in the only one wanting to be put down was him
Bob: I'm cutting down that innernet!
Chris: No! Dad No!
Bob: Yes!
Chris: No!
@0:24 He'll send in detectives, he'll send in police and he'll send in everything in his power. One question remains though. Will he send in the clowns?
He IS the clown
@@platosocrates9350 The whole circus.
*Razermind starts playing*
little to people know, he is the Emperor in disguise. Waiting to until mankind needs him
This comment doesn't have as many likes as it deserves.
Kaijudragon 567 well the emperors got a darn good disguise.
I for one was fooled by the disguise.
Thank god for warhammer 40k references in this side of youtube
If it is, then E-Money has a wonderful sense of humor.
Chris Chan sounds like a very strict angry grandma who's knitting needles broke
No, Chris. People don't want you to calm down. This is exactly what people want. Its why to this day people won't leave you alone.
This this cant be real
Unfortunately, it is.
+PigeonMusic he has the asparaguses
+delirio1987 I have aspergers and I can gladly tell you he has something way more than that.
This Is Stupid Productions where did i say he has aspergers?
+delirio1987 My brother has autism but he is not like THIS D: (This is a stronger case)
“I’ll send in everything in my power.”
Internet Lumberjack walks in 🤣
I think we can all agree Chris' father is the true champion here.
BACHUR is it because he doesnt really tolerate chris’ and/or snorlax’s bullshit, or because he died and doesnt have to deal with them anymore
...yes
BACHUR champion? He enabled Chrischan to reach this point. There are no heroes when discussing CWC, only despair
He's as close as we'll ever get.
Not really he let down Chris and Barbara if he would’ve taken Chris to counseling and had the sense to pick up their fucking dirty house Chris would probably not have even half as bad
I’m bipolar, depression and on the spectrum.... also a recovering alcoholic and addict but god damn this dude is on another level.
2:53 imagine being neighbors with the chandlers, and just as you’re getting in from you nightly walk with your golden retriever, you witness, through the shit encrusted window of the chandler house, this scene
"shit encrusted window" 💀💀
You think he drives down the property value?
You’d see worse horrors through those windows lately
@@Deadman6 im sure he does
Could anyone actually see him surviving jail? He's about as tough as that picture he tore up.
The other inmates would either take pity on him and spare him, or take pity on him and kill him. I'm thinking the latter would be the more likely.
Hey, at least he'll actually be being honest for a change.
mighty bold of you to underestimate tardstrength
Not even the inmates with their sexual urges would touch Chris,probably they all would commit a group suicide before even seeing Chris drink his fanta cum elixir.
They would probably beat him to death as soon as he will start ranting about Sonichu, CWCville and the Dimensional Merge.
You know Chris is angry when he doesn’t begin with a Captains Log entry.
This is why the Sonic fanbase has a bad rep
Sonic has a fanbase?
Brandon McNutt oh it sure does. Bunch of 10 year olds
DeltaGem play generations, it worth it in my opinion
That and the DeviantArt atrocities
a0001521
That and other things.
2:07
He made a ps1 game sound
2:44 I think I had enough for one day. I must be really fucking tired. . .
Blake Jordan you didn't find that the slightest bit exciting???
Totally popped a boner over that one.
This guy sounds like Mike Wazowski
This dude is basically a self-esteem fueling station.
I wish Chris Chan was just an extremely funny, ironic comedian
"I'M WORKIN' ON IT!"
Chris Chan in a sports bra...dear fucking god my eyes are burning.
why does he have to breathe?
+TheAmericanNomad352 I'm just gonna take your word for it rather than google "man drinks his own cum"
+sky11dragoon yup with orange Fontana in a little cough syrup cup with a green robe and he made it sound like he enjoyed drinking it
+sky11dragoon i wounder when he uploads the bat shit crazy video think mmmm this video is good enough for people to understand me we are like wtf but hes the biggest loser online we should give me a award for it
my soul broke
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!!!!
THEY’RE BLAMING AT ME!!!!
ITS MY FAULT
2:33 OMG i'm just smoked a blunt and cannot stop laughing at this 😂 🤣 😆
honestly being high and watching and chris chan video must be the funniest experience ever even if i never got high
“I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!”
Gets me every time
This is the type of person who always disagrees with me on the internet.
@gtd fern and the people on reddit who press the downvote button.
The part with his dad always gets me
Bernie Sanders is Chris Chan's Father.
Please discuss.
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING COMMIE
Bernie Chanders
Bernie wants to tax the fuck out of your paycheck to fund Chris's weekly batch of toys.
Hahahahaha
So, everybody hear Chrissy got arrested for assault and trespassing? Again? He tried to fuck up a Sonic display in GameStop, and maced an employee on his way out.
Dude posts bail, almost immediately tries to mace a guy at a Walmart that he's also been, one assumes, banned from in the past. This whole thing has circled from being funny to just sad and horrible. But I can't stop following the shit that happens, its like a car wreck.
I feel like I'm a horrible person for this but I can't fucking stop.
Roxas Dan yep, he's up for hearing/sentencing next month I believe
*****
High functioning is right. High as fuck.
***** high functioning means that he can be as normal as anyone else, or even excel.
This is Chris we're talking about.
Roxas Dan that literally was his legal defense. At least, in the past. He's been brought in on charges of assault multiple times now, though, so its far less likely the courts will go lenient on him. He might actually be facing jail time.
It's more like 9/11
2:44 I fucking lost it
you lost it? I had to pick my jaw up off the floor!
You lost your lunch? That's what happened to me.
The Solar Wolf
No I was LMAO
Oh okay.
st4rm4st3r Does that mean you like it??
0:24 - 0:28 is the internet after finding out about Barb
Seeing chris' tantrums reminds me of my own outbursts when I was a kid. And it makes me ashamed of how I used to behave and it also makes me realize that I at least had better people in my life to help me overcome and get past certain issues. Because its one thing to have such violent outbursts as a child and quite another to continue having these sorts of childish tantrums as an adult. I think a large part of why Chris chan remains so fascinating is that it does serve as a very poignant cautionary example of how not to behave in society.
You left out the best part.
“I’M WORKING ON IT”
Ian Brandon something has always been a top tier one for me
I feel like we are all becoming more and more like Chris-Chan everyday.
Wait till you read what happened in July 2021
Becoming a adult there are two options, you've either became Squidward or Bubblebass
This is the true pandemic
1:36 I love how the video just cuts off of him in the middle of screaming XD
The first clip... that might be the only time he admitted that something was his fault, lol.
Yet there was absolutely no ounce of sincerity in it.
can you imagine if he wasn't obsessed with toys and videogames? imagine if he directed his obsession towards a science or a skill. he'd be a master at it and could've helped the world. he could've been like Nikola Tesla or da Vinci
Mitch Manta It is his parents' fault. They should have been stricter with him instead of allowing him to live as an overgrown child.
No, he was an idiot. He did awful at school and disgusting in social relations.
no, Chris is also also into art and his drawing is still as horrible as his first sonichu issue 1
But we’re pretty sure Da Vinci or Tesla never raped their demented mothers.
Chris could have pursued his passion for art and possibly become successful if he got into a good art school and put forth the effort to improve and be a decent human, but he'd rather waste his life away being a lazy slob, blowing all his money on toys, games and junk food and making his below amateur level comics for people to point and laugh at. He thrives on being a lolcow and begging his 'fans' for money.
I have high functioning autism/aspurgers... and THIS makes me feel more "normal" than I ever felt in my life
That squeak when he ripped the paper!
I haven't felt so normal in my life
This is perfect, now I never have to explain who Chris Chan is, I'll just link to here
I come back here to remind myself of the Chris we lost.
Wish we can turn back time 🥺😪
Ah, classic Chris. Back before everything got so complicated, back when he was just a dopey weirdo.
Before what happened
What made him this way?
What is the attraction?
What keeps us fascinated?
this man is a terrific entertainer
Just imagine Chris on top of you, raining ground and pound.
I feel so bad for his parents.
Don't be, they're why he's the way he is today
4chan also ruined him even more
they denied him the special treatment he needed as a child. Stubborn and close-minded people (racist and homophobic too, might add)
oh no racist and homophobic oh no
14
I want a Chris Chan musical movie starring Tommy Wiseu as Chris Chan.
Chris Chan’s life was a tragedy to begin with. He was born to a family with an age gap dangerously wide, he was born in Virginia (which explains everything), and his parents were disgusting hoarders. They never gave him the special education he very much needed, they leave him alone with the worst people he could ever encounter, and they signed him up for a Sonic The Hedgehog contest, which I’m very sure they bribed the people behind said contest to let Chris Chan win. Not only is Chris Chan to blame for himself, but his parent are just as responsible, if not, more so for Chris Chan’s tragic life. The day he dies is the day God grants mercy on both him and everyone on the internet.
0:24 - 0:27 Chris is auditioning for the Ginyu Force.
2:19 I have never been so intimidated in my life....
and here we are.
You can see that the hidden god inside this tragic legend shows himself for awhile at 2:37 when his voice transition into that of Zeus himself.
Its been a good decade and Chris Chan still is going strong. GodSpeed Chris!
Something just occured to me.. Christian said on multiple occasions that there is no word more insulting to him than the word "naive", which actually indicates a surprising amount of self-awareness on Chris's part.. because he is in fact incredibly naive, it's one of his main personality traits. So the fact that he hates being called naive so much shows that he is at least aware of that aspect of himself..
Chris Chan, the internet's favorite trainwreck.
1:38 He's hulking out!
KEK
Harry Pitz ........whatever floats your boat bro.
It would be more correct to say he's "bulking out".
"This is Clyde".
0:36 bob saw the future and tried to prevent it
"No CHIN, no TUHPHER!" LOL
It almost seems like he has to be a troll, but admittedly it's almost impossible that he would humiliate himself to that degree for such a long period of time. I guess he's really just the most pathetic person on the planet. It's kind of sad he was harassed so much when he clearly has mental issues.
I saw an old news report on him, they said he really was diagnosed with Autism.
Yeah, the people that call these guys trolls are just desperately trying to pretend they're not real.
B00merang Why do you have AOL as your profile pic?
@@FatalTaco lmao using the mainstream news to verify a fact is the very definition of autism.
@@virtualmartini he just said an "old news report", he doesn't even specify what kind of news channel are they but why would you throw in "mainstream news"? Did he watch CNN of Fox? No offense though just trying to bring that up
The “make you eat your underwear” sounded so funny with his big man voice
this man is a legend. i love him.
well what about now
This aged poorly
He sure wasnt angry at his mom not too long ago
that last clip is actually comedy gold.
3:13 HE DABBED!!!! 🔥🔥🔥😂😂💯💯👌👌💯👌😂👌💯
The first video is such a masterpiece idk why
My ears and eyes have been raped
Also, my brain died
.5x speed makes everything better
I don't ever want to become like him..... :(
Butters! You are GROUNDED, Mister!
Is this guy a comedy genius or a crazy person?
An insane individual that later becomes disgusting to watch than being funny.
His dad is what his downfall was in my opinion. The man was a homophobic racist, which gave Chris all his offensive views. And people thought it was okay to make fun of Chris because he had such a terrible view of some things
"This would be me in my super mode! If I actually had the super powers."
Well that clip didn't age well.
His father was a legend
2:49 is that when he wanted to become a lesbian or some shit?I feel bad for him.
As a guy that has well something due to a kink in his umbilical cord some dr.s case of Asperger's syndrome some have never been able to diagnose me but you know what I feel blessed compared to this guy
Haha, I love how his grandpa walks in on him raging and shuts him up XD
Edit: Damn...that's his DAD?! O^o He looks old enough to be Chris's grandpa, or great-grandpa
I think that's his father.
Alexdude99887 You're actually right.. :'D
And he past away
RDarthur91 So I heard :c
***** He fucking hates Clyde.
The piss filter makes sense now. He was stuck in The Backrooms at the time!
for lulz turn the captions on
"ha me fat"
I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
2:02 ORA....ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
he's great he's like a real life cartoon character
Here after the worst possible ending 🤢
everyone who has seen chris chan has either been on youtube since the beginning or has been on new grounds
im not autistic, but this guy alone gives a bad name to all autistic folks everywhere
2:44
Excuse me while I gouge my eyes out
universe 24's god of destruction; CWC
I miss the old Chris.