Carling Original Lager
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Brewery: Molson-Coors, UK
Name: Carling Original Lager
Style: Lager
Size: 500ml
ABV: 3.7% (Don't let them tell you otherwise!!)
Tasting Notes: Utter and complete dogshit. Avoid, avoid, avoid!!
Score: -10 / 10
Verdict: A complete and utter abomination. Forget this shit if you want a decent beer.
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Beautiful review btw. Best beer reviewer on the old tube by far
If anyone ever tries to convince you that Heinz beans, Cathedral City cheddar and Hovis bread *must* be the best quality products and are clearly worth the money because they’re the most popular…remind them that Carling is by far the best selling lager in the UK.
At this point it should be clear that a vast majority of the uk population are absolute brand zombies with no ability to be swayed into trying anything different, and I think this mindset also explains why so many British people are completely incapable of having a debate whereby they accept that they might be wrong about said topic. Same family of disorders.
Wise words my friend and absolutely spot on!
I reckon Tesco own brand, Pilgrims Choice and Roberts are the best mass produced versions of the products you mentioned. I'd actually forgotten Cathedral City existed because I keep buying Lidl own brand cheddar and all their Italian cheese.
Sir , Carling is working class and undermining it is equivalent to looking down on working class people. I like the smell of it.
Carling is terrible mate. There's no other word for it. It's just bad beer.
This review has made my day! Absolutely hilarious mate. I have reviewed Carling and Carling Nitro. Both bloody horrendous. Carling is a disgrace of a beer, the old Carling Black Label adverts were amusing, I remember them well. Your comments about a bag ladies gusset had me chuckling my arse off. I have never tasted a bag ladies gusset, but I would imagine it would taste like Carling! 😂
Carling tastes better from the can, but only because you can't smell it.
It smells like cabbage water or a dirty tea-towel.
Enjoying your reviews. Carling is the worst of the worst. I get a fish odour off it when just poured.
Thanks mate! Yeah, it's just crap yet people lap it up and pay through the nose on some occasions when it's in pubs. I just don't get it.
The beer Brits love the best out of all the beers. Highest quality and untouched by craft nonces.
One time I got terrible food from a Chinese restaurant my cats wouldn't eat it. Pets are smart. Like the dog wouldn't drink that beer.
Best of the very best.
"you absolute fucking shithouses"😂 29:47
That's me being kind to them.
carling is my go to beer and i would not rank it very high, its just like those of us who drink it find something appealing about it but dont know what it is 😂 think its the price carling is cheapest going and just does the job on a night on the session
The story about getting caught smoking and waiting for the beating from your old man only to chuff darts with him later was a great bit.
My old man was a good old skin ! Loved a pint, a smoke and a bet. Anything else was a distraction!
Great video, great attitude another interesting video
always welcome music rants! I'm a classical guy but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy "Off the Wall." shame about the kiddie diddling though
Only acceptable if it's 90 degrees sunny and there's nowt else
Is castlemain xxxx still good.?.. Also tautan's cider
Czech rebel is an excellent beer.
Why don't they call it Black Label anymore? From USA and it was always called Carling Black Label here, not just Carling.
Nothing more enjoyable than an old git having a rant about shit beer and the state of the world. Keep em coming mate.
Hi, what is that beer bottle next to the "Tommy" book? I thought it used to say Iommi, so the camera is working. I know the rest of the bottles including the Green Fucking Hell. Carling supreme/premier, what an Oxymoron. I did mean beer glasses. I actually lol'ed watching this one.
'shithousery'... a superb lexical item that I intend to incorporate and use in my daily vocabulary...
Use it freely and abundantly mate!
You should do a video of your top 10 favourite beers and the top 10 shittest beers 😂
13:10 fuckers lol, well at least glad I found your review for the actual history lesson. figured i'd try this again for the first time in like 15 years as there wasn't much else chilled in the shop and I didn't really have time to chill them, it was this, fosters or carlsberg in the fridges and usually I would have gone for the Carlsberg as i've had it in the past and it's just ok. Being from Burton-On-Trent myself though I was like fuck it i'll go with the carling!
Sitting on the fence again😂… when I was younger only really seen this in working man clubs as most pubs my area were courage so harp lager ,, very big in midlands and north , whilst Scotland was Tennants. Good review as usual . Agree absolutely pish beer
Thanks for introducing me to word Shithousery. Brilliant.
I once overheard someone in a pub say...try a carling Alan its a far superior lager to Carlsberg.Its sad but i have of late realized that some poor people probably cannot tell the difference between shit and shoe polish.Nice to see Bob concurring.
I used to smoke Rothmans.
I knew they were shit but they were cheap
Superkings were the cheapest back in my day. Made by John Player if memory serves correctly.
@@bandsbikesandboozereviews Yes i remember them. Bloody awful as well
Really enjoy your channel.
I now live in Spain and a few years back went to my first bar/restaurant near to where we now live,to get something to eat and drink.
Having arrived there about an hour after landing at the airport,I was both ravenous and thirsty.I ordered a pizza and beer.The beer was awful but I was so,so thirsty.
As we were about to leave,I asked our waitress what I had been drinking.'Carling',she replied.
🙂🇪🇸🇪🇺
Arrrrggghh! Poisoned by stealth! The worst way to go!
I remember Carling and Fosters being fairly drinkable in the 80's before they where stripped of all their flavour, a bag ladies gusset 😂😂😂😂 just about sums them up now.
Many of the micro breweries in the United states make IPA beer. Too much hopps then they add coriander and juniper its terrible.
What's frightening is that the people who willingly choose to drink this beer have the right to vote. Our society would be better if people who drink this and similar trash weren't allowed to vote.
I still believe we're just being sold people because the attitude from the breweries like this is that everyone's a mug and they don't know beer. Sad state of affairs.
It’s beyond me how this is so popular! Disgusting.
OH JESUS... without a doubt the WORST lager from England. In my Wetherspoon in Largs Scotland, we had this, Tennents, Carlsberg, Fosters, Heineken, Kronenbourg, Stella, Bud Light, Coors Light, San Miguel, Birra Moretti, John Smith's, Guinness and Hop House 13. Most of them are shockingly bad. I've not drank any of the "typical" lagers/ales in years and I only drink proper quality German beer now. I think it's shocking we didn't have a decent German beer on tap. We did sell Erdinger, Tucher and Krombacher before Brexit - worst thing to ever happen.
You should do merchandise "what a pile of bollocky dogwank" on a tshirt would sell like hotcakes 😂 And "peoples republic of yorkshire" and "beer is working class champagne" more greats
Ha! Great idea!
He should have stuck to farming or at least taken it as a sign from God when the first brewery burned down😂
🤣🤣🤣 legend 🙌
The only think I hold dear is that this was my first pint lol ..so I have to put fosters at the bottom of the pile, this is second worst then carlsberg...I have family members that turn their noses up at all my german ,belgian beer but love carling wtf..I've now stopped Trying to help them ..I've had to pour Schneider weisse tap7 down the drain cuz they hated it ,I've lost rochefort 10 the same way ,now I let them carry on
Why!? That’s my favourite Hefeweizen
My German friends wouldn’t have been pleased if they heard you did that.
My neighbours car was stolen and trashed.The case of carling in the boot was intact.
Ha! You obviously have higher class thieves in your area!
Speaking about canadian beer in your videos got me thinking. Does Molson and moose head lager still exists in the Canadian beer making production?
Prefer Heineken ans and bira morete
It infuriates me how people drink all these commercialised crap beers, there is so many smaller breweries who put heart and soul into beer and it just goes unseen. I shouldn’t care but I do
I hear ya mate. One of the reasons I set this channel up was to help people drink better beer and also to expose these kinds of beers for what they really are - rubbish!
I like your rant reviews as much as I like you reviewing beer that you love! Keep 'em coming!
I'm a massive fan of Michael Jackson, not the singer, the beer hunter.
I think the saying "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy" is just supposed to emphasise how much you don't like something, I've never understood this saying either, however. Like "I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire" to me the ultimate humiliation would be if I were on fire, and someone I hated were to piss on me, because the piss wouldn't be enough to put out the fire, and I'd still be on fire, and covered in piss.
We have Carling here in Canada, its a budget beer for young people with no money to buy real beer.
I find it baffling just how many people still drink this shit. I don't understand the mindset. Yeah, I liked it when I was a teenager and knew nothing about beer, but that's it. Most pubs at least have Stella, Moretti, Madri, Staropramen etc., on tap, yet I see countless people drinking this instead. I'm not really a fan of any of those examples either, but I still think all are better than Carling, surely?!
I've not tested the theory but I'd wager my dog's urine would taste nicer!
Shit Housery!!! 😭😭😭🤣
Completely agree.
What really grinds my gears is that a lot of companies are just asset strippers....Getting the name, right? Who then cheapen the original beer down to the lowest cost possible...Look at Stella, that used to be a decent beer, rich almost buttery mouthfeel and full of Saaz hops and then it was continually degraded and destroyed to the pale sugar water mess it is now.
Good news is that the channel can't review an even worst beer anymore. Like carlsberg, fosters etc, never drank it. Always ale👍😊
Well, I've hit rock bottom with Carling. In the words of that awful racket from the 1980s "the only way is up".
@@bandsbikesandboozereviews bloody hell, u just hit rock bottom music wise as well🤣
Great review, hilarious and accurate. Revolting stuff-I can't begin to imagine how bad their creamflow lager must be. I was asked to do a consumer survey many years ago. I didn't know it was about Carling; they just mentioned beer . My responses to their questions re Carling were not positive, to say the least. My reward for my time? Yeah, you guessed it, a can of Carling which I dumped on the landing of the building where they were holding the survey. Not drinkable even when free.
😂 brilliant spot on review. Can't stand the stuff. Got a couple of mates that like this though. I think if you did a review of the worst macro lagers, you'd end up having a stroke 😆
I feel a rant video comming and right ley so
Reading between the lines, I'm getting the impression you're not especially keen on this stuff??
Noooo ... I absolutely LOVE this stuff!! 🤣🤣🤣
Last time I had a carling I was gipping like mad, I couldn't even finish my pint. I have mates that buy Carling and everytime I buy someone a pint and they ask for that poison I tell them "If you're drinking with me, you're not drinking that satanic shlt" and I get them somet else even if it costs me an extra quid or two.
That Carling Premier stuff out of cans is absolutely grim, literally doesn't taste of beer
I couldn't believe what I was reading when I saw they'd put nitro into a lager. That just says they're taking the piss and couldn't give a fuck about what they're brewing.
I never thought you’d ever contemplate reviewing this sewer water.
WTF are you doing with these shitty beers ?🤣
I’d much rather drink a Becks Blue
Worst pint of beer. I feel it tastes unbelievably similar to that new ponce beer Madrí. All grotesque shite.
Both spawned from the same Satanic brewery mate.
@@bandsbikesandboozereviews ahh that explains everything. All the hipster ponces who normally wouldn't touch Carling are drinking the shite Madrí here in Ireland. Little do they know its probably the exact same ingredients used for that.
@@Irishbeermonk Madris tolerable but I got a crate for 15 quid last time and it is probably worth about half of that but the point is, I think macrobrewers are realising at least half of average beer drinkers are sick of absolute shlte like carling and budweiser so they try to improve the quality a bit but its still riddled with glucose syrup and that tells you everything you need to know about Madri I suppose.
It’s mad how much of this shit they brew as well. All of my mates say carling is shit lol
I've only ever known one person who drank it regularly. And he was a Spurs fan ... hmmm ....
@@bandsbikesandboozereviews 😂
The absolute worst of the worst. Crap.