Joe Rogan Wants SCHULZ For President?!

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  • @OfficialFlagrant
    @OfficialFlagrant  2 роки тому +1285

    UPDATE: ALL THE QR CASH HAS BEEN CLAIMED. Thanks everyone that played and congrats to the winners. Should we do this again?!

    • @darkpyre1
      @darkpyre1 2 роки тому +31

      Yes

    • @pitobrain
      @pitobrain 2 роки тому +51

      Nah, I'm a sore loser.

    • @joatmofa0405
      @joatmofa0405 2 роки тому +30

      This is the ONLY podcast/YT video that I could sit through to watch for an entire 1h45m56s. EX-A-F@CKEN-LENT !!!
      P.S. You guys need Elon at one of your podcasts - AND I know how you could get him to attend!!
      (you just have to tell him you have "biltong" for him !!! Guaranteed attendance!!!)

    • @oskardash
      @oskardash 2 роки тому

      Yesssss

    • @dxcim
      @dxcim 2 роки тому +13

      nah you don't need to pay me to watch bruh, your shit funny af

  • @munchman1324nj
    @munchman1324nj 2 роки тому +633

    The greatest MMA journalist, Olympic swimmer, a feminist, a civil rights leader, a teutonic knight, a black trans women, a heart surgeon, and now the [insert preferred pronoun] who should be the President of these United States.
    I will add as much as I can 🤣🤣

    • @manmohanr7840
      @manmohanr7840 2 роки тому +15

      Johny sins in making.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 роки тому +2

      Wait... Vala is a guy's name?!? Lol

    • @josuegiron1825
      @josuegiron1825 2 роки тому +2

      You forgot Teutonic knight

    • @andygirone7442
      @andygirone7442 2 роки тому +17

      Andrew is so fluid, on election day he will be the first woman president. But Instantly change back so he can scream "freedom" as a Scottish man.

    • @tenzinpassang4812
      @tenzinpassang4812 2 роки тому +4

      remember, a heart surgeon as well. 🤟🏼🤣👍🏻

  • @nadjiguemarful
    @nadjiguemarful 2 роки тому +1110

    "How do we get all Americans Healthcare"
    *"Just go to the Hospital"*
    "But how would we pay for it?"
    *"Just don't pay them"* 😂😂😂

  • @brianonabike4130
    @brianonabike4130 2 роки тому +264

    I know this is satire now, but imagine, we could seriously look back at this moment as a pivotal moment in history.

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 2 роки тому +2700

    I want Tim Dillon to stand against Andrew. Give the people the Presidential race they want.
    edit: We need to make this happen, yes? Or yes?

    • @tokyopartner2135
      @tokyopartner2135 2 роки тому +168

      The debate is going to be epic. Tim calling Schulz gay would be the funniest thing ever🤣🤣🤣

    • @sheengreen864
      @sheengreen864 2 роки тому +55

      Omg it would be the first time in history the debates are a tie and both become president.

    • @Dontbustthecrust
      @Dontbustthecrust 2 роки тому +8

      There it is

    • @tokyopartner2135
      @tokyopartner2135 2 роки тому +37

      @@sheengreen864 imagine a co-presidency with both of them. Ben and Miles are going to be the most harrassed government employees. The impeachment proceedings with Ben as witnesses and Tim in the defendants place saying Ben isn't allowed to talk anymore 🤣🤣🤣

    • @londonmmc
      @londonmmc 2 роки тому +3

      No doubt

  • @dr.sharkmonk374
    @dr.sharkmonk374 2 роки тому +3156

    Done ! Let's vote for President Schulz 2024 .. make america flagrant again 🇺🇸

    • @ScrumpleScrant
      @ScrumpleScrant 2 роки тому +50

      MAFA

    • @DaemonDrummer33
      @DaemonDrummer33 2 роки тому +50

      Somebody file the paperwork to get The Flagrant Party started

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 2 роки тому +9

      I know this random but fam my mom recently found out about my weed channel & now i be thinking about quitting or deleting my stuff but i want to see this through..

    • @microfarming8583
      @microfarming8583 2 роки тому

      Schulz has to be one of the most ignorant idiots I've ever heard. He couldn't even grasp some of the things Tim Dillon was talking about when he was on the show. We are doomed.

    • @christoffer5875
      @christoffer5875 2 роки тому +12

      As a european with no involvement this campaign is fire. Make America flagrant again

  • @EvilMandark13
    @EvilMandark13 2 роки тому +27

    I love when one of Schulz jokes don’t land he just plows through with unfettered confidence.

  • @MrTorbz
    @MrTorbz 2 роки тому +125

    Schulz is the embodiment of a Bill Burr bit.."I dress casualy.. because as soon as I put on a suit I start feeling like I wanna take over sh**!"

  • @RetroSpectiveMoto
    @RetroSpectiveMoto 2 роки тому +736

    “gas prices are going up? then lower them!” yall got my vote 😂😂

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 2 роки тому +43

      Focking mind blown on that part. Why tf didn't anybody ever think of that? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chriswysocki8816
      @chriswysocki8816 2 роки тому +2

      Loved that comment

    • @AuRowe
      @AuRowe 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheForbidden_1ne Pretty nuts tho to look at our military spending and not think it'd ever be an option to do something that drastic. I want less big govt so not my vote but I see how people draw the line and think, "why not?"

    • @CrystalRivasWelcometomyworld
      @CrystalRivasWelcometomyworld 2 роки тому

      Real talk, if I even have children, I hope they rep me the way u rep ur moms

    • @douglasbagshaw807
      @douglasbagshaw807 2 роки тому +1

      Miss conservatives policies yet

  • @swatisquantum
    @swatisquantum 2 роки тому +190

    You can literally see how this show is getting better and better over time. Appreciate the hard work you guys put in for these uploads.

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 роки тому

      Better at pandering to the "intellectual" Bros, maybe. It's not hard work to sit around having shitty opinions with a video camera on. Anyone who goes to a bar regularly, does it all the time. They just don't get to upload the footage to UA-cam.

    • @Truth_Social
      @Truth_Social 2 роки тому +1

      @@RiceChrispy0527 i don't see your podcast pulling a million views

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 роки тому

      @@Truth_Social I'm not a comedian trying to stay relevant, so I don't have one. And if I did, I wouldn't want to have fans who defend me with piss poor arguments.

    • @GamenIsGeenMisdaad
      @GamenIsGeenMisdaad 2 роки тому +2

      @@RiceChrispy0527 nope your 9 kills in a battle royale game are very epic tho lol.

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 роки тому

      @@GamenIsGeenMisdaad aww thanks for the view. 😘. Lol.

  • @phuchuynh3219
    @phuchuynh3219 2 роки тому +401

    The two minds of Shulz and Akaash are too quick. They would smoke the debates. Got one vote right here.

    • @josiejones6576
      @josiejones6576 2 роки тому +36

      Imagine shulzy and akaash vs Biden and Harris it would be murder

    • @abhirupnath3261
      @abhirupnath3261 2 роки тому +34

      @@josiejones6576 real Indian vs fake Indian ;)

    • @goldensunflower229
      @goldensunflower229 2 роки тому +15

      Just realized both of their initials are A.S.

    • @shawnwilliams9432
      @shawnwilliams9432 2 роки тому

      Definitely

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 Рік тому

      ​@@goldensunflower229Help a brother out ?

  • @nathanhouse9929
    @nathanhouse9929 2 роки тому +324

    Exactly how I expected this Pod to start

  • @gauravratan884
    @gauravratan884 2 роки тому +54

    This has become like the best comedy podcast on the internet...Andrew's different avatars are just comedy gold ...Make Akash do more of Chris ROck impressions....Love from India!

    • @tannerdemeuse8461
      @tannerdemeuse8461 2 роки тому

      Damn bro ‘Make Akaash do…’ like he’s some fucking CUCKKK! Lol 😂 Andrews presence is huge in any room but Akaash is the man

    • @manpreetlakhanpal9720
      @manpreetlakhanpal9720 2 роки тому +2

      Yeahh "Make" him do shi*.

    • @jraykotheanomaly2365
      @jraykotheanomaly2365 2 роки тому +2

      Yea they are killin it

  • @christianavila4919
    @christianavila4919 2 роки тому +658

    I love the new openings on flagrant 2 with Schulz's just roasting people 😂

  • @TurboLongi
    @TurboLongi 2 роки тому +305

    The brutal honesty of this podcast is what brings me back. Andrew and Akaash are legends!

  • @VinBhaskara_
    @VinBhaskara_ 2 роки тому +24

    love this podcast. super relaxing, no need to have my brain working, and feels like some late night banter with my friends sitting right next to me in my room!

  • @CrookedCrowe
    @CrookedCrowe 2 роки тому +790

    That’s it, even if he’s not on the ballot I’m writing him in. He may not be the man we need, but he is certainly the president this country deserves.

  • @victorruvalcaba9877
    @victorruvalcaba9877 2 роки тому +15

    In response to Andrew's question about what happens when you're in a coma, I had a friend who had a brain aneurysm about 13 years ago and was in a coma for two months. The doctors were saying he wasn't going to make it and if he did he'd be a vegetable for the rest of his life. His family decided to keep him on life support and to everyone's surprise he woke up out of the coma. After a couple of days he was out of the hospital and walking around like normal.
    I asked him what it was like when he was in a coma and he said he could hear us talking and that he didn't even realize he was in a coma. He was pretty much dreaming that he was still out and about, smoking weed and drinking with us.

    • @djgene5621
      @djgene5621 2 роки тому +5

      So, any of us could be in a coma, and not know it, until we come outta it.

    • @krishmangat3224
      @krishmangat3224 2 роки тому +4

      @@djgene5621 aye bro, thats fucked up

    • @UltimateSyndicate
      @UltimateSyndicate Рік тому

      Maybe your voices were the only source of familiar tranquility during a stressful, distressing period so that’s where the brain brought his psyche to while he recovered.

  • @dr.wolfstar1765
    @dr.wolfstar1765 2 роки тому +287

    Schultz is bringing back the monologue.. he's the first to add it to podcasts though but it works

    • @Manny-nm8dh
      @Manny-nm8dh 2 роки тому

      Tommy Sotomayor has had monologues for years now lol. He's just not as big as Schultz.

    • @TreyParker318
      @TreyParker318 2 роки тому +2

      It's impressive to have jokes to start every podcast.

    • @jvposz
      @jvposz 2 роки тому +6

      Bill Burr is the monologue king

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 2 роки тому +1

      Lex Fridman did the monologue before Schultz, albeit less comical and more thought provoking. Different genres of pod lol

    • @dvaesedum
      @dvaesedum 2 роки тому

      I'm diggin it. It's next level podcast technology

  • @manojreddy123
    @manojreddy123 2 роки тому +624

    Imagine president Andrew roasting every country’s president/PM from the oval office!! 😂😂

    • @kagisomotsemme1890
      @kagisomotsemme1890 2 роки тому +13

      Imagine if he did that as many times as Trump played golf in his term?😀

    • @Logan-hw7mn
      @Logan-hw7mn 2 роки тому

      If Schulz was president there would be another world war within the week lmao

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 2 роки тому +11

      He’s one of the most geographically educated comedians I’ve ever seen, he’d be phenomenal at roasting countries 😂

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 2 роки тому +14

      @@kagisomotsemme1890 orange man bad we get it bro

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 роки тому +4

      @@kagisomotsemme1890 aren't you South African?

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 роки тому +44

    one of the best shows out right now

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv 2 роки тому +303

    The fact that Jada Played the hippo and they didn't tell Andrew is HILARIOUS

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 2 роки тому +13

      or that the Tupac letter is real. Was hoping someone would fact check.

    • @rickygill661
      @rickygill661 2 роки тому +12

      @@FrancoisDressler it’s mark Gagnon and alexmedia what do you expect? They’ll fact check if it goes against their views or opinions.

    • @checksoverstripes2498
      @checksoverstripes2498 2 роки тому +19

      @@rickygill661 nah, you wildin’ like a little liberal

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 2 роки тому +1

      Did you see Elon Musk laugh at Miley Cyrus?
      ua-cam.com/video/Ub2ObstDY1M/v-deo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 😆

    • @ginguu2490
      @ginguu2490 2 роки тому

      @@checksoverstripes2498 Liberal!! HAHAHAH!!! LIBERALLLLLLLL HAHAHAH LIBERALLY HHEEEEEEEE WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHEEEEE HAAAAA

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +81

    The Flagrant 2 costume budget has been wildin for 3 weeks in a row

    • @jaybladeart88
      @jaybladeart88 2 роки тому +3

      They spending the patron money lol I'm all for it

    • @x.Aura.x
      @x.Aura.x 2 роки тому +2

      Matteo Lane got them caring about fashion and I'm here for it ✌😂💓

    • @sharkwang1542
      @sharkwang1542 2 роки тому

      Gotta strike while the iron is hot

  • @Wanderer-uc1sj
    @Wanderer-uc1sj 2 роки тому +9

    I’d actually love to see Schulz as the President and Akkash as his Vice. Not even kidding. It would be so refreshing.

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 2 роки тому +150

    These opening monologues are getting better every episode

  • @everythinghaschanged42
    @everythinghaschanged42 2 роки тому +313

    “She can pick up litter but not a social cue” 💀💀💀💀 that was a good one

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 2 роки тому +5

      Username checks out. LOL

    • @SuperARCANGEL0
      @SuperARCANGEL0 2 роки тому +1

      That was fucked up

    • @wharfrat9489
      @wharfrat9489 2 роки тому +18

      @@SuperARCANGEL0 that was her parents first words

    • @Ge0rge_0rwell
      @Ge0rge_0rwell 2 роки тому

      @@SuperARCANGEL0 lmao you must be sheltered as fuck.

    • @kevin_dasilva
      @kevin_dasilva 2 роки тому +2

      @@wharfrat9489 oh shit.. 😅

  • @pierredeschamps1498
    @pierredeschamps1498 2 роки тому +6

    Akaash rocking the Omega Speedmaster... pure class!

  • @GodofLovers
    @GodofLovers 2 роки тому +163

    Imagine Andrew roasting the front row of a campaign speech 🤣

    • @Music-xb2lx
      @Music-xb2lx 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao I’d pay to see that😂

    • @my_other_side473
      @my_other_side473 2 роки тому +6

      The Crowd works would be amazingggg!!

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 2 роки тому +3

      I want to see it so badly.

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 2 роки тому

      The moderator would get smoked

  • @tumimbasa1705
    @tumimbasa1705 2 роки тому +76

    I like how some of Akaash's banger jokes just fly under the radar. 9:20, no universal health care cause "we can't cover aliens"

  • @BD-vr5lu
    @BD-vr5lu 2 роки тому +1

    8:29 that cut got me thinking Andrew said sum crazy😭🤣

  • @kevinking2380
    @kevinking2380 2 роки тому +99

    lol Akaash has been saying this for a while now. I can imagine him just roasting the other candidates during a debate

  • @SeanMillea
    @SeanMillea 2 роки тому +131

    26:44 the best part of the Dov roast 😂😂

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +1

      Way overdue can’t wait to get there

  • @pronsoh9948
    @pronsoh9948 2 роки тому +288

    As an Indian living in India, I'll personally be getting an American citizenship only to vote for Schulz
    #HindusForSchulz

    • @tan6660
      @tan6660 2 роки тому +15

      Count me in. HINDUS for ANDREW

    • @banditsumo4381
      @banditsumo4381 2 роки тому +5

      #HindusForSchulz

    • @dubstepXpower
      @dubstepXpower 2 роки тому +7

      You don't need one to vote in America lmao. Just go there on holiday and vote.

    • @hinoakuma6386
      @hinoakuma6386 2 роки тому +1

      @@dubstepXpower where are you from?

    • @dontwannabefound
      @dontwannabefound 2 роки тому

      Ye baat Bhai

  • @StevenTLS2007
    @StevenTLS2007 2 роки тому +172

    Mark really underestimating how much Andrew killing the debates would actually impact the votes.

    • @stevenarmstrong5364
      @stevenarmstrong5364 2 роки тому +17

      Thats literally how we got trump lmao

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +4

      Mark does that shit on purpose

    • @exmo7
      @exmo7 2 роки тому

      @@justinsane1909 yea...it has the same energy as ppl doubting Trump...kinda helped

  • @russdykes6446
    @russdykes6446 2 роки тому +201

    This man is a legend. We need another Netflix special for this guy.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 2 роки тому +8

      @Master Dhakk chill this man ain't bigger then Netflix lmaoo

    • @claytonchaos578
      @claytonchaos578 2 роки тому +4

      @Master Dhakk that’s a stretch my guy

    • @thepowerofmyth
      @thepowerofmyth 2 роки тому +3

      @Master Dhakk lmao did u forget how big Netflix is and how much they are worth??

    • @AGirlNamedVan
      @AGirlNamedVan 2 роки тому

      There is one? Lemme go look.

    • @russdykes6446
      @russdykes6446 2 роки тому

      @@AGirlNamedVan "Andrew Schulz Saves America" is the name of it if I recall. It is NOT front and center like of other comedy specials though, so you may have to search for it. Type "Schulz" in the search and it should be the first result. It's formatted a bit differently from the usual one hour formula, so it might not show up in the regular comedy section. They have may fixed this, but I can't recall.

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 2 роки тому +126

    Imagine Andrew actually getting to the debate,I'd pay to hear it. He's got my vote

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +5

      He’d be perfect, always finds his way out of a pointless point hahaha

    • @Democracy_will_prevail
      @Democracy_will_prevail 2 роки тому +2

      He knows exactly what to say and how to say it to get people hyped up. Imagine a president that actually has charisma and can formulate full paragraphs!

  • @vversusv1364
    @vversusv1364 2 роки тому +9

    If we could just get enough interest to get Schulz and Akaash into the debates, I'd even be happy with that. Imagine Schulz eviscerating Biden and Trump like it's a crowdwork special.

  • @ablemoss8723
    @ablemoss8723 2 роки тому +41

    “The liar you can trust” is fire haha

  • @Sonturist
    @Sonturist 2 роки тому +309

    Listen, I’m all in for Schulz for 2024. Let’s go. More NY presidents 😂

    • @DAVIDTORRESANI
      @DAVIDTORRESANI 2 роки тому +2

      He might not rep. Us . Lol
      He might rep. Florida .

    • @Sonturist
      @Sonturist 2 роки тому +4

      @@DAVIDTORRESANI most people in Florida are New Yorkers who got tired of snow lol

    • @bradp5848
      @bradp5848 2 роки тому

      Wet Fronts....
      Andrew Schulz 2024
      Not Your Mom's Tee-Party
      The Tee-Party Your Mom Interns For
      Unpaid Wanting To Get Her Feet Wet

    • @TheRaulleal76
      @TheRaulleal76 2 роки тому +4

      @@Sonturist i dont think it was the snow they got tired of.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +1

      Ha damnn donnie might have ruined it for future NY candidates

  • @archducky7492
    @archducky7492 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm Andrew Schulz, the liar you can trust" OMFG Looooooool

  • @samsiryani9023
    @samsiryani9023 2 роки тому +60

    MEN thank you for this one, it’s been rough this month but honestly can say you have made it much better every time I watch you Guys have fun and that’s the way it should be. Thank you.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 роки тому

      Word .

    • @tom6874
      @tom6874 2 роки тому

      If a video helps your life you have serous problems. Get off all social media and go outside

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 роки тому +10

      @@tom6874
      Life's not all roses and rainbows and if this video(no matter how idiotic) makes it even a little bit better for him/her...he should grab it. What's it to you?!??

    • @samsiryani9023
      @samsiryani9023 2 роки тому +6

      @@tom6874 not at all but it does help make me laugh about other bullshit. For you to sit back and comment on other peoples comments is depressing on its own right and maybe you should lighten up.

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 2 роки тому +130

    I'd like to thank The Smiths for helping find this channel. Great comedians and comedy where no topics are off limits. That's all I want. Thanks.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +14

      Haha I’m happy that bs brought you here, to real entertainment its a come up. Welcome!

    • @keelayk1225
      @keelayk1225 2 роки тому +1

      Oh you need to go down the Schultz rabbit hole…. Fn gold

    • @manicmondaypodcast8008
      @manicmondaypodcast8008 2 роки тому +2

      Coming from a avid comedy fan! You’ll enjoy this podcast a lot if your a comedy fan. Schulz and akaash, even mark are funny as hell. But Schulz is in a different stratosphere right now with his stand up and both flagrant 2 and brilliant idiots.

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 2 роки тому +2

      That’s aight! We don’t gatekeep round here

    • @Yoppatoot
      @Yoppatoot 2 роки тому +1

      same here

  • @joaquinmartinez4483
    @joaquinmartinez4483 2 роки тому +1

    The laughs in the back make shit funnier all the time lmao

  • @Henrydota2
    @Henrydota2 2 роки тому +61

    Akash KILLED this episode. I have been watching for years and I swear akash just gets funnier and funnier as time goes on. I LOVE YOU

    • @ihateusernamesgrrr
      @ihateusernamesgrrr 2 роки тому +3

      Naa bro Akaash is always funny on the flagrancy. Him and Andrew compliment eachother so well. I just feel people are just recently starting to give him love, but the dude has always been top tier.

    • @King-vg9ov
      @King-vg9ov 2 роки тому

      Didn't think I'd see you here Mr. Puck god

  • @mondeezul
    @mondeezul 2 роки тому +172

    Akaash has been on fire with his commentary as of late 🤣🤣 between him and Andrew I can't stop laughing at this podcast

  • @planitearfmusic
    @planitearfmusic 2 роки тому

    1:15:34 never would've expected an Alien Workshop reference 👽👽👽

  • @naanu1104
    @naanu1104 2 роки тому +18

    "She can pick up litter but can't pick up social cues?"
    God!!!
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of the highest level.

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 2 роки тому +28

    "Can you imagine how terrifying it is when Jaden brings a friend over?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @travishenderson2606
    @travishenderson2606 2 роки тому

    Camera guys face on play button lolol he got in the episode 😂 🤣

  • @itzFlaco723
    @itzFlaco723 2 роки тому +39

    “ABORTIONS? MANDATORY!”
    I bursted out laughing in the lunchroom dawg😂😂😂 Fck man I love the flagrancy💙 can’t wait To finish this ep later on, One Love AssholeArmy🙌🏽💙

  • @tuckerfreeman
    @tuckerfreeman 2 роки тому +119

    THIS is literally the best episode to date. I am in FULL support of the SCHULZ/SINGH 2024 ticket! You would absolutely DESTROY @ the presidential debates 🤣

    • @a.j.torres2898
      @a.j.torres2898 2 роки тому

      989th grade and the I one is have a been of going 9962

  • @capnsalt7102
    @capnsalt7102 2 роки тому +2

    Bro these cold opens over the past few episodes have been great

  • @YTimCN
    @YTimCN 2 роки тому +38

    i’ve been so depressed, inbetween jobs, right now doing insurance exams just super stressed but i’ve spent my free time studying the past two weeks and watching these podcasts to keep me sane.

    • @ousontmeslunettes9891
      @ousontmeslunettes9891 2 роки тому +6

      Hang in there. I'm in the same situation. But better time is coming. Meanwhile we have Schulz to make us laugh.

    • @slimetruck
      @slimetruck 2 роки тому +3

      Keep pushing beast 😎

    • @levelup2014
      @levelup2014 2 роки тому +4

      Everyone needs an escape but don’t make it your crutch have a vision you want from your life

  • @fernperez4218
    @fernperez4218 2 роки тому +47

    “Alex, you are obviously my head of security. Miles, you just keep doing the pod. Even if we’re not recording, I want you there three times a week. Just pressing play and organizing cameras.” 🐐

  • @CN86443
    @CN86443 Рік тому

    6:40 he turned me off with the “just lower it” joke then pulled me back in w the pants comment💀💀

  • @chetannegi5386
    @chetannegi5386 2 роки тому +68

    You got my vote. I live in India.

    • @skyb7ackshorts
      @skyb7ackshorts 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsQsVskHtkiiE?feature=share

    • @DecJun126
      @DecJun126 2 роки тому +8

      Chill on the garlic and stop scamming

    • @hurstilthymy4943
      @hurstilthymy4943 2 роки тому +21

      @@DecJun126 Stop falling for them lol

    • @DecJun126
      @DecJun126 2 роки тому +2

      @@hurstilthymy4943 imagine 🤣

    • @sintongsaragih
      @sintongsaragih 2 роки тому

      Same here, from Indonesia

  • @Nops47
    @Nops47 2 роки тому +33

    Love seeing the pod grow. They've been talking about introducing a monolog in the beginning for a while. Great when a plan comes together.

  • @SaneMillennial
    @SaneMillennial 2 роки тому

    6:20 "Just lower them!" Now you're sounding like AOC lol.

  • @marksaldanha2906
    @marksaldanha2906 2 роки тому +41

    Imagine people fighting to take the back rows at the inauguration so that they don't get roasted ! 🤣

  • @gringomandingo5143
    @gringomandingo5143 2 роки тому +14

    "I don't know why my pants ride up like this I swear they touch my ankles when I'm walking..."
    I'm dying at this part

  • @vega_12345
    @vega_12345 2 роки тому

    "What do we do about gas prices?" "Lower them". LOL...XD

  • @Jeremy73950
    @Jeremy73950 2 роки тому +20

    Let's please make the intro roast bits a permanent thing!

  • @TruckerJohn97
    @TruckerJohn97 2 роки тому +20

    “The liar you can trust”
    Count me in

  • @akshayravi3886
    @akshayravi3886 2 роки тому

    16:56 Aakash just called The First World GAY lmaoooo. Best comeback ever

  • @rapthesaurusrex5216
    @rapthesaurusrex5216 Рік тому +1

    "Whats the hospital gonna do?????" Garnish your fucking wages 😂.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +59

    What scares me is that Mark DOESNT think Andrew could be president. I ain't ever seen such a lock of a win in my life....

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 2 роки тому +1

      lol hard to know if you are joking or not

    • @majinraptor
      @majinraptor 2 роки тому +4

      Ez win bois

    • @taymours8
      @taymours8 2 роки тому +1

      He’s not even eligible to run for president.

    • @OutlierConcepts
      @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +9

      @@taymours8 What part isn't he eligible for? He's 38 and born/lives in New York

    • @georgiafloydsod9644
      @georgiafloydsod9644 2 роки тому

      @@OutlierConcepts amateur, he didn't even eat kids on pedo island how is he gonna be president

  • @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78
    @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 2 роки тому +51

    “Sure...why not at this point. What do WE have to lose.” - SCHULZ, 2024

    • @taymours8
      @taymours8 2 роки тому

      He’s not even eligible to run for president.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому +1

      @@taymours8 how so?

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 2 роки тому +4

      @@taymours8 So what? Fuck it. You seen the candidates that won over the past 2 elections? Fuck the rules get this man in the oval office Pronto

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 2 роки тому

      @@taymours8 Just curious, why?

    • @xdCrispy-Crisss
      @xdCrispy-Crisss 2 роки тому

      @@taymours8 Kanye ran?

  • @iam.damian
    @iam.damian 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine Shulz roast crowdwork, but from THE bully pulpet 😂😂😂

  • @Not.The.Avg.Smitty
    @Not.The.Avg.Smitty 2 роки тому +20

    "The liar we can trust" got my vote.

  • @dariusarmand4511
    @dariusarmand4511 2 роки тому +48

    Dov has the most important job, to have his shoe in every corner frame Schulz is in

  • @blappichulo9015
    @blappichulo9015 2 роки тому

    That intro was a throwback to the ‘turn ya phone sideways’ Schulz that we all fell in love with.

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy 2 роки тому +46

    20 seconds in, can already tell this going to be a good one

    • @f1601-q9l
      @f1601-q9l 2 роки тому

      Do you happen to know the Rogan episode this is referring to? I wanna listen to that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому

      @@f1601-q9l with yannis

  • @JacobFors
    @JacobFors 2 роки тому +37

    There’s a UA-camr named niko who ran for mayor of London and “almost” won. Could be a great help to the campaign

    • @rockyyadav1695
      @rockyyadav1695 2 роки тому +6

      Coming 5th isn't almost won bro😂

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 2 роки тому +5

      If you ain't first your last.

    • @JacobFors
      @JacobFors 2 роки тому

      @@rockyyadav1695 if his goal is to beat every non- main party candidate it is

  • @CharlieV1221
    @CharlieV1221 2 роки тому +1

    33:40 akaash didn’t get a big enough laugh for that hahaha

  • @midwesthoodrat
    @midwesthoodrat 2 роки тому +13

    I look forward to these shows every week. I can honestly say I was upset it wasn't out yesterday to start my week of right.

  • @malcolmxpanther
    @malcolmxpanther 2 роки тому +19

    I like how Schultz wears a new costume for every podcast now lol

  • @purplepineapple1338
    @purplepineapple1338 2 роки тому

    1:41:28
    Heyyyyyyy shout out to
    Bo Burnham.
    My favorite comedian!!! 👍🏻
    Love his comedy/performances!!! 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @fangazgaming6083
    @fangazgaming6083 2 роки тому +16

    Akaash calling McAfee a "little guy” when Pat is the same size as John Cena is hilarious

    • @deletevil
      @deletevil 2 роки тому

      May be Akaash is 6'9" or something lol

  • @therealbs2000
    @therealbs2000 2 роки тому +12

    5:59: schulzy: "i will smoke the debates"
    "what are you gonna do about gas? prices are going up"
    "...yup"
    LOL

  • @BenjiClips614
    @BenjiClips614 2 роки тому +3

    Dictatorship.. “We gotta be able to compete with the Chinese.” 😭

  • @absoluteastonishment5982
    @absoluteastonishment5982 2 роки тому +9

    Akaash: “he looks like a smokers lung” 😂😂

  • @Shweaty7
    @Shweaty7 2 роки тому +19

    I watched that Yannis episode and immediately knew Andrew was gonna do this bit. Love it, you can tell how much he appreciates Joe.

  • @Wwesvr11bestprojects
    @Wwesvr11bestprojects 2 роки тому

    I’m from Mexico and the “we are gonna call them now “Wet Fronts”” joke had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇲🇽🫔🌯🌮☝️

  • @b.o.1951
    @b.o.1951 2 роки тому +113

    I’d definitely vote for Schultz. Can’t be any worse then wtf we got going on now 🤦🏾‍♂️…

  • @user-qe1nw8le2o
    @user-qe1nw8le2o 2 роки тому +16

    The laugh of the audience in the background was an amazing addition to the show

  • @abechung4738
    @abechung4738 2 роки тому +1

    I've been following Andrew Schulz out of sheer boredom the last few years, hardly calling myself a fan, but 12:55 just won me over. I'll buy this dude's merch just to send him cash.

  • @ju908
    @ju908 2 роки тому +33

    I had to physically clap at wetfronts and i hate comedy u can clap at lmaooo these are always GOLD

  • @mattredfoot2721
    @mattredfoot2721 2 роки тому +26

    This podcast is one of the main things I look forward to in the week.

    • @Beautiful_soul999
      @Beautiful_soul999 2 роки тому

      This and congratulations with Chris D'elia ❤️ my absolute two faves!!!

    • @mattredfoot2721
      @mattredfoot2721 2 роки тому +2

      @@Beautiful_soul999 yes! I watch most all the popular podcasts but nothing gets me more hyped than this one

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 роки тому

      I be feigning come Monday 🤤

  • @Marcus-gb7zu
    @Marcus-gb7zu 2 роки тому +1

    1:39:15 Alexx comment here is sooo good 😂

  • @robertakinsiii
    @robertakinsiii 2 роки тому +14

    Is no one gonna mention that QR Code? Lol y’all bought my vote with a $25 Amazon gift card 😂 legendary

  • @GRiMLeoN86
    @GRiMLeoN86 2 роки тому +21

    Jokes aside, Rogan would make an excellent president:
    he has integrity,
    he's wise,
    he's fair and measured,
    he possesses foresight

  • @jamescrawford9123
    @jamescrawford9123 Рік тому

    They’re describing the literal old Hollywood studio model like they’re geniuses predicting the future 🤣 🤣 🤣. I was waiting for him to be like, “they’ll start trying gimmicky stuff like smell-o-vision!” 🤣

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 роки тому +225

    Will smith is living proof that women can be just as big of an abuser to their significant other as they think men can be.

    • @getitvic
      @getitvic 2 роки тому +12

      Y’all wild. Will slapped someone and he’s the victim? Lol wild

    • @changeoffocus1074
      @changeoffocus1074 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed… Wills book really touch on how f uckin Toxic Jada was/us!!! Wish someone on *flagrant staff would read the book* and then provide their comedic take!!

    • @753anime
      @753anime 2 роки тому +29

      @@getitvic no one's saying wills in the right in slapping Chris. People are sad to see a man crumble because he's so in love with someone who's emotionally abusing him senseless. Jada truly is a horrible human being. To cheating on will for years to haveing sex with her sons young friends .she's despicable and unempathetic. Will has some straight up 3motional damage and doesn't know how to deal with it because he's to nice .

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 2 роки тому +2

      @@getitvic that’s all you took from that comment ? 🤣

    • @joeyriddle428
      @joeyriddle428 2 роки тому +4

      @@getitvic yeah will could have easily just stay seated and tell jada to grow a pair and man up its a joke deal lol

  • @menkaure3952
    @menkaure3952 2 роки тому +10

    The artist SLEW randomly in the audience clapping after Andrew’s intro 😂

  • @johnmatthews6333
    @johnmatthews6333 2 роки тому

    Wow im sold on my 2024 president after only 2:15. Even if you don't make the ballot im writing you in 😂

  • @willdoifican
    @willdoifican 2 роки тому +11

    “Police..”
    “That’s not a big issue”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @JoshJr98
    @JoshJr98 2 роки тому +29

    Andrew continues to be the best comedian on the internet

  • @natepitman1366
    @natepitman1366 2 роки тому

    "How do I feel about chicken?" *cuts* 😅

  • @scottydoe136
    @scottydoe136 2 роки тому +22

    The amount of editing during this podcast is what will make Andrew a great president lmfao

  • @BigJRock901
    @BigJRock901 2 роки тому +9

    “If they can get here” man said if they survive you earned😂💀 got my vote