@@TomJakobW It feels like a Truman Show sequel, where Truman realizes people wanna watch him, so he just lets them do it and makes that his new career. Also, unrelated note, he's starting to look like slimmer Shoko Asahara. Maybe he's in his Jared Leto phase? Or maybe he's always been in it...
The ever repeating cycle of Jerma watching infomercials 30 seconds into ad: "This product is weird or stupid" 1 minute into ad: "Okay like I can see why someone would want it" Ad ends: "That was really cool I want it"
Through these streams, we gaze into a darker alternate reality where Jerma built his career on being a reaction-video UA-camr. A horrifying concept indeed.
Ppl hate but them shits get unbelievably popular, to the point ppl get mad when they dont react the way they like. They complain about the reactor pausing a lot just like on the stream
@@colossalweeb I enjoy dougdoug because he will leave the stream for 15 minutes but not put anything on screen, and the chat starts going crazy because the chair is the only character that they can talk about
32:45 honestly, seeing him re-tell this joke after seeing it in so many compilation videos was strangely cathartic. I can't articulate how or why, but I feel this immense sense of relief and joy.
Jerma forfeits any right to complain about UA-cam having fucked-up recommendations when he, by his own admission, falls asleep with Autoplay on and just lets the videos roll all night
I’d love a Jerma Dollhouse sequel where his “go to work” part of the show is an event rather than a cutscene. He would work for a shopping channel where he pitches and sells items.
I skipped 14 minutes in and the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld is staring me down while Jerma laughs and makes some kind of defense of advertising seemingly against nobody What is happenjng
My long term girlfriend just broke up with me and watching jerma together was a staple activity in our relationship. Even though watching you right now reminds me of my pain, you still manage to make me feel good. He’s made so many good moments for me. Thanks jerma, for everything
this is so bizarre but i felt a pang of genuine worry for him seeing him sitting in that recliner. like “pops can’t even be bothered to move to the gaming chair… he won’t be mobile for much longer :-(“
He describes midroll ads so uniquely. The professor also does not know I paused the video to go piss. The professor also does not know I am watching the lecture, its a prerecorded video. Jerma is the alien fascinated by the concept of video.
I bet if you told people at the time the voice controlled VCR thing that by the time we got to 2025 not only would we still barely be able to do voice recognition correctly but we would also have entirely stopped watching TV they wouldn't believe you
first of all, this was really hard to follow. i ask that you consider using punctuation in the future. second of all, yeah, it's funny how fast old innovations are made obsolete. we think we just solved everything, only to be one-upped by some guy later down the line. it SUCKS
17:15 yea this has just been a problem that in the past 10 tears ads shifted from being on the side not inturupting content to being the “main” content for UA-cam and the video is more of a bonus
Years ago (this stuck with me because it was absurd), I was watching like... a 20 minute video, and youtube's idea of an ad to play at the beginning, was (for some reason) a _1 hour and a half long concert_ that I was simply not interested in. I'm not even exaggerating, they legit were going to present me with an """ad""" that was more than 4 times the length of the video I intended on watching. The video I clicked on was a basically going to be a bonus for this huge ass ad.
7:37 my cat unironically leaves this kind of mess when she eats. i dont know how or why but ill have a clean floor when i put her dinner down for her and when i come back its like she spat out food everywhere within a 12 inch radius
17:30 this segment is so confusing and hilarious I can't tell if it's him trying to get interrupted by an ad on purpose saying emotional whiplash stuff or if I'm right to be confused by the emotions I felt 🥲
apparently to comments on the vod, he manually played an ad and started acting like smth happened so the people who got the ad would be confused thinking they missed smth
I love this content, as a child I was legit watching infomercials instead of cartoons 😂 It was the only channel always running almost 24/7 and the few shows that I did watch usually only had one episode a week. This really brings back my childhood 😅😅
The wild thing about Squeezy Freezy is that it was just that good. A novelty at best still, but one that did everything the company making it claimed it would do.
You can tell he used to be a teacher because he doesn't know how to turn off autoplay
He's sitting on the couch watching infomercials, he really is 60 and retired
And we are worse, watching him!
@@beeflumps i wasn’t ready for this existential insight tonight…
But is he green and retired?
@@TomJakobW It feels like a Truman Show sequel, where Truman realizes people wanna watch him, so he just lets them do it and makes that his new career.
Also, unrelated note, he's starting to look like slimmer Shoko Asahara. Maybe he's in his Jared Leto phase? Or maybe he's always been in it...
he forgot to turn off the stream before he retired
really excited about this new jerma era where he drinks beer on the couch
truly embracing the retired old man vibe
Dad era
I’m convinced he does all this including the commentary daily like an offline subathon for just Otto but just happened to click start stream this day
UNCLE STREAMER ANDY
Watched the VOD, watched the SuperDazza cut, now watching the 2ndJerma version. I am ConsoomerAndy
Can you let us know if we missed something?
@@awdsqe123yeah right there man
@@awdsqe123oh! You just missed another thing rn.
We have steps for these types of occasions
Which is your favorite??? I was personally there for the live, so I preferred the VOD.😅
My favorite part of the “______ Andy” bit is that over time, Jerma looks more and more like my uncle, Andy.
Lookalike Andy.
woah Andy's your uncle? no way man I just saw him last week
Uncle andy
Andy lookalike Andy
skinwalker andy
Andy Andy
For anyone who wasn't watching the stream live, 2:50-3:07 actually lasted 30 minutes straight.
...top for opt- .....top for opt- ....stop for o-
I can still hear the voices
@@sebr6460 peelo peelo peel potatoes? Stop.
The ever repeating cycle of Jerma watching infomercials
30 seconds into ad: "This product is weird or stupid"
1 minute into ad: "Okay like I can see why someone would want it"
Ad ends: "That was really cool I want it"
Advertising doesn't work on me btw
he really is their target demographic
@zx3776 who
The power of marketing.
Jerma broke into my house, ate all 3 tubs of my sour cream as fast as he could, and left out the window. Be careful out there guys
jerma the type of mf who would steal the last can of who hash
Why would you have 3 tubs of sour cream at once? You’re the psycho
Why did you have 3 tubs
Can locks stop him?
@@matthewberenguer4703 I like sour cream :)
Through these streams, we gaze into a darker alternate reality where Jerma built his career on being a reaction-video UA-camr. A horrifying concept indeed.
Ppl hate but them shits get unbelievably popular, to the point ppl get mad when they dont react the way they like. They complain about the reactor pausing a lot just like on the stream
@citrusblast4372 which sucks because I like when the person watching gives their input. I get so mad when I see hasan's stupid empty chair.
@@colossalweeb I enjoy dougdoug because he will leave the stream for 15 minutes but not put anything on screen, and the chat starts going crazy because the chair is the only character that they can talk about
He's giving a lot more input than any other reactor
@williambarrett1234 its also infomercials so he isnt stealing content either
3:01 jerma's stupefied disbelief at his inability to pause on time was enough to put me in tears when i watched this live
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32:45 honestly, seeing him re-tell this joke after seeing it in so many compilation videos was strangely cathartic. I can't articulate how or why, but I feel this immense sense of relief and joy.
I like the part where he gets angry at m&ms for interrupting a college professors lecture
Jerma forfeits any right to complain about UA-cam having fucked-up recommendations when he, by his own admission, falls asleep with Autoplay on and just lets the videos roll all night
Him pausing right on the faint image of Jerry Seinfeld not once but twice made me cackle way too fucking hard
I’d love a Jerma Dollhouse sequel where his “go to work” part of the show is an event rather than a cutscene. He would work for a shopping channel where he pitches and sells items.
Why is there a walmart Obi Wan Kenobi on the bottom right of my screen
You get him with the product.
I just did the math and the CDI cost $500 in 1995. That means it cost the equivalent to around $1,000 today.
PS5 pro
Joined the stream at 18:02 with no context and it felt like the nice teacher was yelling at the class
I'm so thankful someone told him about the comma key. I was yelling it at my monitor.
In fairness, it's not the most heavily-advertised feature.
@@Tinlion09 there more things you can do on youtube that most people have no idea about. like the ability to use faster than 2.0x speed
21:07 he goes through life with a level of whimsy that i am so envious of
I skipped 14 minutes in and the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld is staring me down while Jerma laughs and makes some kind of defense of advertising seemingly against nobody What is happenjng
hes a PSYCHO
THE M&M'S
“i skipped through all the context and now idk whats going on”
divorced father andy
Jermas the type of guy to say “pasta is easy” then serve you a bowl of plain spaghetti with a scoop of jared tomato sauce on top.
Jared's Tomato Sauce am I right
@ everything reminds me of him 😔
My long term girlfriend just broke up with me and watching jerma together was a staple activity in our relationship. Even though watching you right now reminds me of my pain, you still manage to make me feel good. He’s made so many good moments for me. Thanks jerma, for everything
Heartbroken Andy 😔
that’s so tough! know that someday you’ll look back on those experiences and be able to remember them fondly even if that’s unimaginable right now.
diethard reid
Thats probably why she broke up with you. Jerma is a PSYCHO
The funniest part about the freezy one is the fact that they aren't just dumping the stuff on them, they're fucking launching it at them with force
15:20 Jerry in the back is my favorite jerma moment of 2025 so far
"I am constantly disrespected on my own platform" *-Jerma985 probably*
[Generic reply]
[Unfunny quip]
[Contradictory statement]
this is so bizarre but i felt a pang of genuine worry for him seeing him sitting in that recliner. like “pops can’t even be bothered to move to the gaming chair… he won’t be mobile for much longer :-(“
antisocial andy
33:26 i felt so sad, i thought he was gone for good :(
He's got one foot in the grave
This is so funny.
Yeah
He describes midroll ads so uniquely. The professor also does not know I paused the video to go piss. The professor also does not know I am watching the lecture, its a prerecorded video. Jerma is the alien fascinated by the concept of video.
the way he talks about videos as if they're sentient entities is so fascinating
Haven't heard Jeremy's new england come out in a while as much as it did with "khaki pants"
cocky pants
"Jerma is your favorite streamer's favorite streamer"
"Cathy Mitchell is your favorite streamer's favorite streamer's favorite celebrity"
the darkness really makes him look like he has lost his mind
When he ranted about ads during the livestream, he ran an ad 😭
Jerma pays for YT Premium just to watch ADs
we have to get jerma to re-create an informercial but its him playing all the parts
I bet if you told people at the time the voice controlled VCR thing that by the time we got to 2025 not only would we still barely be able to do voice recognition correctly but we would also have entirely stopped watching TV they wouldn't believe you
first of all, this was really hard to follow. i ask that you consider using punctuation in the future.
second of all, yeah, it's funny how fast old innovations are made obsolete. we think we just solved everything, only to be one-upped by some guy later down the line. it SUCKS
bro lost his job and immediately became the stereotypical unemployed couch potato sitting around watching infomercials because nothing else is on
ARE YOU A COUCH POTATO?
Gomez Addams
@@YoYoBobbyJoe accurate, also a good reference
Based on
ARE YOU TIRED OF PEEL PEEL PEELING POTATOES? STOP! @@cloudunknown
It's like watching your teacher refuse to turn off autoplay
That hyena is TERRIFYING.
it looks like a toy from a fnaf fan game that has human teeth
holy shit it appeared right after i read this comment
Oh to be spoon fed steak and potatoes by Kathy Mitchell while wearing a shirt tucked into high khakis
it's amazing how many of these are plasticky foldy things
The laughing hyena stuffed animal is the same laugh as the windmill cultists in elden ring. I swear on the fingers.
29:22 that lil cut off made me laugh
17:15 yea this has just been a problem that in the past 10 tears ads shifted from being on the side not inturupting content to being the “main” content for UA-cam and the video is more of a bonus
Years ago (this stuck with me because it was absurd), I was watching like... a 20 minute video, and youtube's idea of an ad to play at the beginning, was (for some reason) a _1 hour and a half long concert_ that I was simply not interested in. I'm not even exaggerating, they legit were going to present me with an """ad""" that was more than 4 times the length of the video I intended on watching. The video I clicked on was a basically going to be a bonus for this huge ass ad.
25:54 never in my life have I heard someone pronounce khaki like that
Sweedo science
Cocky pants
Cah keys
How else are you suppose to say it??
Boston accents pronunces Khakis and Car Keys the exact same way lmao.
Cotton swabs in my language are literally called "ear picks"
Same words as tooth picks but with ears instead😂
@@NoSTs123 in arabic
عود اسنان tooth stick/pick
عود اذان ear stick/pick
7:37 my cat unironically leaves this kind of mess when she eats. i dont know how or why but ill have a clean floor when i put her dinner down for her and when i come back its like she spat out food everywhere within a 12 inch radius
Acrobatic Andy.
He said "I can't see you've got the text in front of me" Exactly at the time I changed the quality.
35:11 That squeezy freezy splash gag is like fucking End of Evangelion.
he looks like rumpelstiltskin in the thumbnail
Heartbreaking to hear that Jerma has contracted the consumption. Hope he recovers quickly, his family must be devestated
55:40 his face is so dimly lit it's hard to tell what he's doing, in my defense
18:27 the comedic timing of jerma threatening to write a book immediately followed by the thunder was just golden
33:40 Those water spills have way too much velocity.
They made those kids get SLAPPED by water slush
Knowing how weird some producers out there were / are I was very uncomfortable watching that lol
Retiree's investment portfolio lost ALL VALUE, forced to return to the daily grind. More at 10.
Jerma cant eat his own hair
8:51 its such a jerma song
jerma music is either “customer service smile” stock music or manic breakcore/hyperpop
this feels like such a classic jerma stream, i love this one so much
I haven't watched jerma in a while and happened to get here right as this was uploaded. Splendid
"Im not STUPID in fact I'm PRESIDENT of my own COMPANY"
17:30 this segment is so confusing and hilarious I can't tell if it's him trying to get interrupted by an ad on purpose saying emotional whiplash stuff or if I'm right to be confused by the emotions I felt 🥲
apparently to comments on the vod, he manually played an ad and started acting like smth happened so the people who got the ad would be confused thinking they missed smth
@@janLipija LMAO
now i need an infomercial hosted by cathy mitchell and jerma
32:22 what kind of smoothbrain tries to mash raw potatoes?
17:26 I love his "bullshitting voice". He sounds like a disappointed teacher.
18:31 You should write a book NOW
That first narrator is the PEEL PEEL PEELing potatoes guy.
Don't forget Jerma turns 50 years old this year
Local streamer REFUSES to use ONE OF THE THOUSANDS of available AD BLOCKERS, forces stream to see RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA
i think that was autoplay
It was auto play he has yt premium i think haha
He looks like shaggy, all grown up
I love this content, as a child I was legit watching infomercials instead of cartoons 😂
It was the only channel always running almost 24/7 and the few shows that I did watch usually only had one episode a week.
This really brings back my childhood 😅😅
i really cant tell a difference between 720 and 1080. I was a believer until this moment.
I can, guess your eyes are just weak
Its because the ads are old and so they are not in 1080 to begin with.
you can really only tell if ur watching on a bigger screen
I love Jerma's Morbius hair in this episode. It even blends into the background, just like the real Morbius!
Jerma would have killed it as an extra on that Geico caveman show.
UA-cam used to have an "Ad in 5..4..3" thing from what I remember but I think they removed it
Squeezy Freezy feels like one of those ads where 10 years later the kids talk about how creepy and weird the ad director was
Call me crazy but I dont think that putting a vacuum into your ear canal is a significantly safer alternative to a cotton swab.
Yeah, I'm imagining accidentally making a seal and then making an actual _vacuum_ in your ear
The CD-i costs more than a grand in today money btw
Jerma freaks out about the kids having slushy thrown on them because it brings back bad memories of him being SLIMED himself on stream.
jermy elbertson
Big if true
jerm elb
Yeah right bro
the package shark thing was fucking with me because they were all cutting towards themselves
this guy stealing from superdazza
Why do all streamers end up looking like goblins
slob maxxing
Consumer Carlton
Jerma straight up stole Matthew Mercer's hair.
Happy 2025 guys! Now we can actually watching 1998 jerma vidio together!
The wild thing about Squeezy Freezy is that it was just that good. A novelty at best still, but one that did everything the company making it claimed it would do.
Havn't kept up with Jerma much for a while but if this is all he does then I am all for it. I could watch him react to infomercials for hours
Jerma's kitchen is full to the brim of random infomercial products that he never uses because all he eats is mayonnaise out of the jar and baby food
this jerma unnerves me.
41:42 this is literally the plot of Cyberpunk 2077
who is this couch potato in the bottom right of my screen
So happy to have caught an infomercial stream
Utterly impeccable thumbnail choice
My favorite part is getting ads during the ad simulator
This stream was so good it's no surprise that the second channel video is an hour long.
why is he cosplaying morbius
Watching this video of grandpa makes me miss him more and more
Imagine dual wielding WaxVacs. That would be so awesome.