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  • @deeecks8103
    @deeecks8103 8 днів тому +916

    You can tell he used to be a teacher because he doesn't know how to turn off autoplay

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 8 днів тому +3255

    He's sitting on the couch watching infomercials, he really is 60 and retired

    • @beeflumps
      @beeflumps 8 днів тому +129

      And we are worse, watching him!

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 8 днів тому +43

      @@beeflumps i wasn’t ready for this existential insight tonight…

    • @Nix-Man
      @Nix-Man 8 днів тому +57

      But is he green and retired?

    • @robertgibb6990
      @robertgibb6990 8 днів тому +21

      @@TomJakobW It feels like a Truman Show sequel, where Truman realizes people wanna watch him, so he just lets them do it and makes that his new career.
      Also, unrelated note, he's starting to look like slimmer Shoko Asahara. Maybe he's in his Jared Leto phase? Or maybe he's always been in it...

    • @Coldsteak
      @Coldsteak 8 днів тому +9

      he forgot to turn off the stream before he retired

  • @spazzriff_appreciator
    @spazzriff_appreciator 8 днів тому +1379

    really excited about this new jerma era where he drinks beer on the couch

    • @thefunkybonesofmrjones
      @thefunkybonesofmrjones 8 днів тому +76

      truly embracing the retired old man vibe

    • @RoundBear-re9kd
      @RoundBear-re9kd 8 днів тому +38

      Dad era

    • @TrapyntheFinite
      @TrapyntheFinite 8 днів тому +25

      I’m convinced he does all this including the commentary daily like an offline subathon for just Otto but just happened to click start stream this day

    • @0tterhead
      @0tterhead 8 днів тому

      UNCLE STREAMER ANDY

  • @iancarter2947
    @iancarter2947 8 днів тому +1888

    Watched the VOD, watched the SuperDazza cut, now watching the 2ndJerma version. I am ConsoomerAndy

    • @awdsqe123
      @awdsqe123 8 днів тому +62

      Can you let us know if we missed something?

    • @mattikottio
      @mattikottio 8 днів тому +69

      @@awdsqe123yeah right there man

    • @PedroKing19
      @PedroKing19 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@awdsqe123oh! You just missed another thing rn.

    • @Detectivebongrips
      @Detectivebongrips 8 днів тому +8

      We have steps for these types of occasions

    • @vaitallity
      @vaitallity 8 днів тому +6

      Which is your favorite??? I was personally there for the live, so I preferred the VOD.😅

  • @unknownthing5258
    @unknownthing5258 8 днів тому +730

    My favorite part of the “______ Andy” bit is that over time, Jerma looks more and more like my uncle, Andy.
    Lookalike Andy.

  • @meatgrinderisinfinite
    @meatgrinderisinfinite 8 днів тому +479

    For anyone who wasn't watching the stream live, 2:50-3:07 actually lasted 30 minutes straight.

    • @sebr6460
      @sebr6460 8 днів тому +70

      ...top for opt- .....top for opt- ....stop for o-
      I can still hear the voices

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 8 днів тому +12

      @@sebr6460 peelo peelo peel potatoes? Stop.

  • @IggysEden
    @IggysEden 8 днів тому +439

    The ever repeating cycle of Jerma watching infomercials
    30 seconds into ad: "This product is weird or stupid"
    1 minute into ad: "Okay like I can see why someone would want it"
    Ad ends: "That was really cool I want it"

    • @zx3776
      @zx3776 8 днів тому +42

      Advertising doesn't work on me btw

    • @zellexy
      @zellexy 8 днів тому +22

      he really is their target demographic

    • @minimaster0328
      @minimaster0328 6 днів тому

      @zx3776 who

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 6 днів тому +2

      The power of marketing.

  • @RagsinatorMusic
    @RagsinatorMusic 8 днів тому +842

    Jerma broke into my house, ate all 3 tubs of my sour cream as fast as he could, and left out the window. Be careful out there guys

    • @fruityb0wl232
      @fruityb0wl232 8 днів тому +34

      jerma the type of mf who would steal the last can of who hash

    • @KaladinPaladin
      @KaladinPaladin 8 днів тому

      Why would you have 3 tubs of sour cream at once? You’re the psycho

    • @matthewberenguer4703
      @matthewberenguer4703 8 днів тому +27

      Why did you have 3 tubs

    • @brickwall4722
      @brickwall4722 8 днів тому +4

      Can locks stop him?

    • @RagsinatorMusic
      @RagsinatorMusic 8 днів тому +14

      @@matthewberenguer4703 I like sour cream :)

  • @StitchPen
    @StitchPen 8 днів тому +471

    Through these streams, we gaze into a darker alternate reality where Jerma built his career on being a reaction-video UA-camr. A horrifying concept indeed.

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 8 днів тому +40

      Ppl hate but them shits get unbelievably popular, to the point ppl get mad when they dont react the way they like. They complain about the reactor pausing a lot just like on the stream

    • @colossalweeb
      @colossalweeb 7 днів тому +6

      ​@citrusblast4372 which sucks because I like when the person watching gives their input. I get so mad when I see hasan's stupid empty chair.

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 7 днів тому

      ​@@colossalweeb I enjoy dougdoug because he will leave the stream for 15 minutes but not put anything on screen, and the chat starts going crazy because the chair is the only character that they can talk about

    • @williambarrett1234
      @williambarrett1234 5 днів тому +3

      He's giving a lot more input than any other reactor

    • @wetoddedd
      @wetoddedd 2 дні тому +1

      ​@williambarrett1234 its also infomercials so he isnt stealing content either

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla 8 днів тому +290

    3:01 jerma's stupefied disbelief at his inability to pause on time was enough to put me in tears when i watched this live

  • @ItRhymesWith
    @ItRhymesWith 8 днів тому +99

    32:45 honestly, seeing him re-tell this joke after seeing it in so many compilation videos was strangely cathartic. I can't articulate how or why, but I feel this immense sense of relief and joy.

  • @WantTheSauce
    @WantTheSauce 8 днів тому +95

    I like the part where he gets angry at m&ms for interrupting a college professors lecture

  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon 8 днів тому +194

    Jerma forfeits any right to complain about UA-cam having fucked-up recommendations when he, by his own admission, falls asleep with Autoplay on and just lets the videos roll all night

  • @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD
    @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD 8 днів тому +100

    Him pausing right on the faint image of Jerry Seinfeld not once but twice made me cackle way too fucking hard

  • @gage8524
    @gage8524 7 днів тому +29

    I’d love a Jerma Dollhouse sequel where his “go to work” part of the show is an event rather than a cutscene. He would work for a shopping channel where he pitches and sells items.

  • @chelixusak
    @chelixusak 8 днів тому +139

    Why is there a walmart Obi Wan Kenobi on the bottom right of my screen

    • @InvaderGator
      @InvaderGator 8 днів тому +16

      You get him with the product.

  • @curlygurly2112
    @curlygurly2112 8 днів тому +60

    I just did the math and the CDI cost $500 in 1995. That means it cost the equivalent to around $1,000 today.

  • @fruv19
    @fruv19 7 днів тому +24

    Joined the stream at 18:02 with no context and it felt like the nice teacher was yelling at the class

  • @LexHansenGuitar
    @LexHansenGuitar 8 днів тому +59

    I'm so thankful someone told him about the comma key. I was yelling it at my monitor.

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 6 днів тому +4

      In fairness, it's not the most heavily-advertised feature.

    • @yargolocus4853
      @yargolocus4853 5 днів тому

      @@Tinlion09 there more things you can do on youtube that most people have no idea about. like the ability to use faster than 2.0x speed

  • @Dwayne-h2v
    @Dwayne-h2v 8 днів тому +16

    21:07 he goes through life with a level of whimsy that i am so envious of

  • @SamDekkerSuperfan
    @SamDekkerSuperfan 8 днів тому +213

    I skipped 14 minutes in and the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld is staring me down while Jerma laughs and makes some kind of defense of advertising seemingly against nobody What is happenjng

  • @Freakmenn
    @Freakmenn 8 днів тому +122

    divorced father andy

  • @dementionalpotato
    @dementionalpotato 8 днів тому +29

    Jermas the type of guy to say “pasta is easy” then serve you a bowl of plain spaghetti with a scoop of jared tomato sauce on top.

    • @Geeler
      @Geeler 5 днів тому +2

      Jared's Tomato Sauce am I right

    • @dementionalpotato
      @dementionalpotato 3 дні тому

      @ everything reminds me of him 😔

  • @joshuaporta5033
    @joshuaporta5033 8 днів тому +86

    My long term girlfriend just broke up with me and watching jerma together was a staple activity in our relationship. Even though watching you right now reminds me of my pain, you still manage to make me feel good. He’s made so many good moments for me. Thanks jerma, for everything

    • @MannFace51
      @MannFace51 7 днів тому +38

      Heartbroken Andy 😔

    • @Obviate89
      @Obviate89 6 днів тому +2

      that’s so tough! know that someday you’ll look back on those experiences and be able to remember them fondly even if that’s unimaginable right now.

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 6 днів тому

      diethard reid

    • @baseballstream174
      @baseballstream174 6 днів тому

      Thats probably why she broke up with you. Jerma is a PSYCHO

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx 8 днів тому +26

    The funniest part about the freezy one is the fact that they aren't just dumping the stuff on them, they're fucking launching it at them with force

  • @Sticks_And_Glue
    @Sticks_And_Glue 8 днів тому +23

    15:20 Jerry in the back is my favorite jerma moment of 2025 so far

  • @LukeRkam
    @LukeRkam 8 днів тому +194

    "I am constantly disrespected on my own platform" *-Jerma985 probably*

  • @sagebell1309
    @sagebell1309 8 днів тому +249

    this is so bizarre but i felt a pang of genuine worry for him seeing him sitting in that recliner. like “pops can’t even be bothered to move to the gaming chair… he won’t be mobile for much longer :-(“

  • @pikapi985
    @pikapi985 7 днів тому +43

    He describes midroll ads so uniquely. The professor also does not know I paused the video to go piss. The professor also does not know I am watching the lecture, its a prerecorded video. Jerma is the alien fascinated by the concept of video.

  • @GoddessOfMisfortune
    @GoddessOfMisfortune 7 днів тому +10

    the way he talks about videos as if they're sentient entities is so fascinating

  • @killuhKD
    @killuhKD 8 днів тому +53

    Haven't heard Jeremy's new england come out in a while as much as it did with "khaki pants"

  • @MeizarFarizky
    @MeizarFarizky 8 днів тому +7

    "Jerma is your favorite streamer's favorite streamer"
    "Cathy Mitchell is your favorite streamer's favorite streamer's favorite celebrity"

  • @dwingdwonggee
    @dwingdwonggee 7 днів тому +9

    the darkness really makes him look like he has lost his mind

  • @Emicatmon
    @Emicatmon 7 днів тому +9

    When he ranted about ads during the livestream, he ran an ad 😭

  • @90sPokemon1
    @90sPokemon1 8 днів тому +69

    Jerma pays for YT Premium just to watch ADs

  • @hoplite6164
    @hoplite6164 8 днів тому +14

    we have to get jerma to re-create an informercial but its him playing all the parts

  • @kaukospots
    @kaukospots 8 днів тому +16

    I bet if you told people at the time the voice controlled VCR thing that by the time we got to 2025 not only would we still barely be able to do voice recognition correctly but we would also have entirely stopped watching TV they wouldn't believe you

    • @spoomks
      @spoomks 5 днів тому

      first of all, this was really hard to follow. i ask that you consider using punctuation in the future.
      second of all, yeah, it's funny how fast old innovations are made obsolete. we think we just solved everything, only to be one-upped by some guy later down the line. it SUCKS

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy 5 днів тому +3

  • @TheNobod3
    @TheNobod3 8 днів тому +117

    bro lost his job and immediately became the stereotypical unemployed couch potato sitting around watching infomercials because nothing else is on

  • @zaferc2743
    @zaferc2743 8 днів тому +6

    It's like watching your teacher refuse to turn off autoplay

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 8 днів тому +14

    That hyena is TERRIFYING.

    • @verm_ms
      @verm_ms 8 днів тому +3

      it looks like a toy from a fnaf fan game that has human teeth

    • @janLipija
      @janLipija 8 днів тому

      holy shit it appeared right after i read this comment

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 8 днів тому +8

    Oh to be spoon fed steak and potatoes by Kathy Mitchell while wearing a shirt tucked into high khakis

  • @PlatinumMadLad
    @PlatinumMadLad 8 днів тому +11

    it's amazing how many of these are plasticky foldy things

  • @Iceslanger
    @Iceslanger 3 дні тому +3

    The laughing hyena stuffed animal is the same laugh as the windmill cultists in elden ring. I swear on the fingers.

  • @x.janai.x
    @x.janai.x 8 днів тому +14

    29:22 that lil cut off made me laugh

  • @cooldude-qz1gf
    @cooldude-qz1gf 8 днів тому +9

    17:15 yea this has just been a problem that in the past 10 tears ads shifted from being on the side not inturupting content to being the “main” content for UA-cam and the video is more of a bonus

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra 8 днів тому +2

      Years ago (this stuck with me because it was absurd), I was watching like... a 20 minute video, and youtube's idea of an ad to play at the beginning, was (for some reason) a _1 hour and a half long concert_ that I was simply not interested in. I'm not even exaggerating, they legit were going to present me with an """ad""" that was more than 4 times the length of the video I intended on watching. The video I clicked on was a basically going to be a bonus for this huge ass ad.

  • @fordakacar
    @fordakacar 8 днів тому +27

    25:54 never in my life have I heard someone pronounce khaki like that

  • @mralabbad7
    @mralabbad7 8 днів тому +18

    Cotton swabs in my language are literally called "ear picks"
    Same words as tooth picks but with ears instead😂

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 8 днів тому +11

      @@NoSTs123 in arabic
      عود اسنان tooth stick/pick
      عود اذان ear stick/pick

  • @fuzzywuzzy4564
    @fuzzywuzzy4564 8 днів тому +11

    7:37 my cat unironically leaves this kind of mess when she eats. i dont know how or why but ill have a clean floor when i put her dinner down for her and when i come back its like she spat out food everywhere within a 12 inch radius

  • @perplexingplatypus3393
    @perplexingplatypus3393 7 днів тому +4

    He said "I can't see you've got the text in front of me" Exactly at the time I changed the quality.

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 День тому +2

    35:11 That squeezy freezy splash gag is like fucking End of Evangelion.

  • @HardDiskDog
    @HardDiskDog 8 днів тому +13

    he looks like rumpelstiltskin in the thumbnail

  • @stupidsillylace
    @stupidsillylace 8 днів тому +23

    Heartbreaking to hear that Jerma has contracted the consumption. Hope he recovers quickly, his family must be devestated

  • @asssssssssdawdadw
    @asssssssssdawdadw 2 дні тому +1

    55:40 his face is so dimly lit it's hard to tell what he's doing, in my defense

  • @lonk2026
    @lonk2026 7 днів тому +1

    18:27 the comedic timing of jerma threatening to write a book immediately followed by the thunder was just golden

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 8 днів тому +17

    33:40 Those water spills have way too much velocity.

    • @ragcat3732
      @ragcat3732 8 днів тому +8

      They made those kids get SLAPPED by water slush

    • @Philboh8
      @Philboh8 3 дні тому

      Knowing how weird some producers out there were / are I was very uncomfortable watching that lol

  • @MrFrog4Prez
    @MrFrog4Prez 8 днів тому +14

    Retiree's investment portfolio lost ALL VALUE, forced to return to the daily grind. More at 10.

  • @thewgamer9500
    @thewgamer9500 8 днів тому +17

    Jerma cant eat his own hair

  • @philismenko
    @philismenko 8 днів тому +20

    8:51 its such a jerma song

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx 2 дні тому +1

      jerma music is either “customer service smile” stock music or manic breakcore/hyperpop

  • @anongladstone
    @anongladstone 8 днів тому +3

    this feels like such a classic jerma stream, i love this one so much

  • @littlebeardedman2189
    @littlebeardedman2189 8 днів тому +19

    I haven't watched jerma in a while and happened to get here right as this was uploaded. Splendid

  • @BuzzBuzzImaWasp
    @BuzzBuzzImaWasp 2 дні тому +1

    "Im not STUPID in fact I'm PRESIDENT of my own COMPANY"

  • @Lonech
    @Lonech 8 днів тому +9

    17:30 this segment is so confusing and hilarious I can't tell if it's him trying to get interrupted by an ad on purpose saying emotional whiplash stuff or if I'm right to be confused by the emotions I felt 🥲

    • @janLipija
      @janLipija 8 днів тому +9

      apparently to comments on the vod, he manually played an ad and started acting like smth happened so the people who got the ad would be confused thinking they missed smth

    • @YoYoBobbyJoe
      @YoYoBobbyJoe 7 днів тому +2

      @@janLipija LMAO

  • @salad1384
    @salad1384 8 днів тому +7

    now i need an infomercial hosted by cathy mitchell and jerma

  • @bangoreagles904
    @bangoreagles904 8 днів тому +21

    32:22 what kind of smoothbrain tries to mash raw potatoes?

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 7 днів тому +2

    17:26 I love his "bullshitting voice". He sounds like a disappointed teacher.

  • @Sephiko
    @Sephiko 8 днів тому +7

    18:31 You should write a book NOW

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 8 днів тому +6

    That first narrator is the PEEL PEEL PEELing potatoes guy.

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 8 днів тому +29

    Don't forget Jerma turns 50 years old this year

  • @LivingRoomSet-799
    @LivingRoomSet-799 8 днів тому +49

    Local streamer REFUSES to use ONE OF THE THOUSANDS of available AD BLOCKERS, forces stream to see RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA

    • @btcbuster5556
      @btcbuster5556 8 днів тому +4

      i think that was autoplay

    • @Melt_d
      @Melt_d 8 днів тому +2

      It was auto play he has yt premium i think haha

  • @MikeyBycraft
    @MikeyBycraft 8 днів тому +7

    He looks like shaggy, all grown up

  • @der.kommentierende.komment5275
    @der.kommentierende.komment5275 8 днів тому +3

    I love this content, as a child I was legit watching infomercials instead of cartoons 😂
    It was the only channel always running almost 24/7 and the few shows that I did watch usually only had one episode a week.
    This really brings back my childhood 😅😅

  • @BigBossaru
    @BigBossaru 8 днів тому +23

    i really cant tell a difference between 720 and 1080. I was a believer until this moment.

    • @sirfrancis8732
      @sirfrancis8732 8 днів тому

      I can, guess your eyes are just weak

    • @dragonlogos1
      @dragonlogos1 8 днів тому +6

      Its because the ads are old and so they are not in 1080 to begin with.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 8 днів тому +2

      you can really only tell if ur watching on a bigger screen

  • @AltimeterAlligator
    @AltimeterAlligator 7 днів тому +1

    I love Jerma's Morbius hair in this episode. It even blends into the background, just like the real Morbius!

  • @Giratina493
    @Giratina493 8 днів тому +5

    Jerma would have killed it as an extra on that Geico caveman show.

  • @WoodlandTrotter
    @WoodlandTrotter 5 днів тому +2

    UA-cam used to have an "Ad in 5..4..3" thing from what I remember but I think they removed it

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies 6 днів тому +1

    Squeezy Freezy feels like one of those ads where 10 years later the kids talk about how creepy and weird the ad director was

  • @puppable
    @puppable 8 днів тому +25

    Call me crazy but I dont think that putting a vacuum into your ear canal is a significantly safer alternative to a cotton swab.

    • @ItRhymesWith
      @ItRhymesWith 8 днів тому +7

      Yeah, I'm imagining accidentally making a seal and then making an actual _vacuum_ in your ear

  • @DeathMonkeys
    @DeathMonkeys 8 днів тому +7

    The CD-i costs more than a grand in today money btw

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 8 днів тому +4

    Jerma freaks out about the kids having slushy thrown on them because it brings back bad memories of him being SLIMED himself on stream.

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 8 днів тому +56

    jermy elbertson

  • @SandTurtle
    @SandTurtle 5 днів тому +1

    the package shark thing was fucking with me because they were all cutting towards themselves

  • @martinspavelko8863
    @martinspavelko8863 8 днів тому +11

    this guy stealing from superdazza

  • @InDeepPudding
    @InDeepPudding 8 днів тому +31

    Why do all streamers end up looking like goblins

  • @andersoncoutinho7481
    @andersoncoutinho7481 8 днів тому +4

    Consumer Carlton

  • @mothman7430
    @mothman7430 8 днів тому +3

    Jerma straight up stole Matthew Mercer's hair.

  • @Qwerto
    @Qwerto 8 днів тому +3

    Happy 2025 guys! Now we can actually watching 1998 jerma vidio together!

  • @cardomajig24
    @cardomajig24 7 днів тому +1

    The wild thing about Squeezy Freezy is that it was just that good. A novelty at best still, but one that did everything the company making it claimed it would do.

  • @shizzlebizzfizz
    @shizzlebizzfizz 7 днів тому +1

    Havn't kept up with Jerma much for a while but if this is all he does then I am all for it. I could watch him react to infomercials for hours

  • @TheCandyManCanToday
    @TheCandyManCanToday 7 днів тому +1

    Jerma's kitchen is full to the brim of random infomercial products that he never uses because all he eats is mayonnaise out of the jar and baby food

  • @addtext1374
    @addtext1374 8 днів тому +4

    this jerma unnerves me.

  • @johnmontague1232
    @johnmontague1232 7 днів тому +1

    41:42 this is literally the plot of Cyberpunk 2077

  • @mousecop-ky4kh
    @mousecop-ky4kh 8 днів тому +11

    who is this couch potato in the bottom right of my screen

  • @Clover_Tea
    @Clover_Tea 8 днів тому +2

    So happy to have caught an infomercial stream

  • @15MinuteUpload
    @15MinuteUpload 8 днів тому +3

    Utterly impeccable thumbnail choice

  • @Sh0u1d4
    @Sh0u1d4 7 днів тому +1

    My favorite part is getting ads during the ad simulator

  • @ragcat3732
    @ragcat3732 8 днів тому +2

    This stream was so good it's no surprise that the second channel video is an hour long.

  • @lahclan
    @lahclan 7 днів тому +3

    why is he cosplaying morbius

  • @neon_horizon4097
    @neon_horizon4097 8 днів тому +1

    Watching this video of grandpa makes me miss him more and more

  • @BaseNAND
    @BaseNAND 8 днів тому +10

    Imagine dual wielding WaxVacs. That would be so awesome.