Me: the slowest human alive Also me:*see ghost* *0.01 seconds later* Also me:*Already at the S.T.A.R labs. Me again: hey Cisco can you let me use the time machine? Cisco: Why? Me last,OKAY OKAY IK YOU GUYS HATE IT BUT THIS IS THE LAST ONE:Cause I want to time traveled back to time and warn myself about the ghost.
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@@isabellaluna5762 yeah exactly he gotta be a special kind of stupid to not know it himself and then even question those who tell it to him, like that's a lot of stupidity!
@@evfrt it Remind me of my swimming coach, in order to make us swim faster he used to... Put a wild young alligator in the pool and chase us like a debt colector believe me you would swim faster than a fish even if you don't know how to swim
I once kept up with a moped, it was going somewhere around 20-30 km/h. Pretty proud of that. Sometimes I feel super slow, and sometimes I feel super fast. Don't know how I run really fast sometimes, but it's damn fun when it happens lol.
Like when you have those dreams about running and you can run so fast and so far. Those dreams always reminded me of how my dog could run so fast, forever. I'm jealous you get to do that in real life! 👍🏼🆒😁
Me: looking at the teacher 👁👄👁 Teacher: WHAT DO YOU WANT Me: excuse me Me: your not supposed to do that! Teacher: well go to the office! Me: ok! At the office Teach: why are you here Me: I was just looking at my teacher Me: and she decided to yell at me loud Teach: ok thanks for telling me Teach: I will tell the principal about her and fire her.. Me: ok thanks Outside of the office 👁👅👁 Me: laughing! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Don't worry You can only be gay if you are attracted to someone of the same sex(male) No matter what he wears, it will make no difference. Being gay is awesome
Hey, nice content bro. Just a quick tip: please don't say numbers like "thirty one point eighty seven seconds" - it's "thirty one point eight seven seconds". Just a weird scientific notation thing
I know the 3rdish fastest kid in the country and I raced him in 4th. I lost by about a car length and I have been trying to catch up ever since but I never could but I won't give up. He even got 133 on the pacer which is really impressive but I am focused on speed not endurance.
My Brothers and I are all in our 60's. We have questioned why we were so fast in our athletic days. It didn't hurt that we were all 230lbs and 6'7", but we have never been able to figure out why we were so much faster than people matching our stature. I thought maybe it was high arches, but we were all deadly fast on the field or even playing hockey where your feet are locked in to your skates. I don't know what made the four of us so fast. None of us could run fast for more than 220 yards before running out of steam. I wonder why that is. It was probably our Mom's lousy cooking. Dad was both a collegiate track & field guy, and football player, he was also very fast for about 200 yards. Why are some of us fast as missiles, and others who look just like us aren't? Why can some people run for miles, but I can't?
If humans can train to become nearly twice as fast as an average human, than I can only imagine how fast animals like cheetahs can become if they trained to the limits of their biology.
These are the fastest humans? Flash is fast? Huh... What about me traveling across the galaxies on a beam of light in my nightmares. Now, Tachyons are looking for me.
when I see 10 missed calls from my dad, that's how I run
Lol
And then we never see u again.....
Siddhant Singh Gautam haha
And then you remember you don't have a dad
@@robbieray8295 then how were u born
Teacher: “today kids, we have a test”
Me:
Same lol
Still not faster than me when I run up the stairs after I turn off the lights
Wow
That really doesn’t prove jack shit.
Evan Avants stolen lmfao
Frances Ross issa joke
Evan Avants omg same lolllll
You think that’s fast? Wait until you see me run up the stairs after I turn off all the lights after a late night snack.
That's why we have a light switch at the top and bottom of the stairs
Same
LULZ
😂 😂 😂Lmao In the fear of ghost 👻 same case is with me
The cameraman running next to them be like-
There are actually cameras hooked on the sides that are moved by machines to keep up when athletes race 😂
@@popsicles2294 it's a joke
@@popsicles2294 Do You Know What A Joke Is?
@@KaseyLovesNASCAR48 chill dude it's not a big deal
@@kamcraft6608 unfunny joke
I can be as fast as them if only someone shouts “DINNER!!”
DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: *DINNER!!*
Me: *BASICALLY TELEPORTS TO THE DINNER TABLE*
I run faster then them when I turn of the lights and run upstairs especially in my basement
Hahahha
Or if someone chasing me
I'm the fastest when I see someone in the dark
@@guadalupe.bjgoooppooaguirr2662 It's 9 months old comment tf
@@guadalupe.bjgoooppooaguirr2662 dude wtf
@@guadalupe.bjgoooppooaguirr2662 Isn't that the point? Besides, if he/she could make himself famous like that, others would. It's just a JOKE.
Bruh
And i am iroman -.-
LOOOOOL
0:09 he killed it with a dab
Dam that dab…
OH GOD XD
I was waiting to see this one
hahaha
JDeezle IM YOUR 100TH LIKE
Them:*thinks they ran the most fastest
Camera Man:WOOOHOO!!!
LoLL
@Alexplayz1913 roblox looking ah
Ranjit Kumar lol
Hhhvv the duck cccfcfghh hi Chad
Qwet you uuii I hi dzbj
Me:wins lottery
My dad who disappeared 12 years ago:
me when I see my teacher
You look at the apple
No he doesn't look at the apple he runs away
Lol
Talking to my mom
À as Alylaqlaalaalàlllalalllllllalaaaalaà
I am faster when a street dog runs after me
Good
Haha lol 😂
@lazerchampthegod Not funny but okay
SAME
Ong
The excuse I would be using when am losing to this dude is, "I'm lagging my dude".
#blameitonthelag
Lol
Me: the slowest human alive
Also me:*see ghost*
*0.01 seconds later*
Also me:*Already at the S.T.A.R labs.
Me again: hey Cisco can you let me use the time machine?
Cisco: Why?
Me last,OKAY OKAY IK YOU GUYS HATE IT BUT THIS IS THE LAST ONE:Cause I want to time traveled back to time and warn myself about the ghost.
Ya
@@cristinagalaxyfun ikr
BarGauze chill with the negativity bro what if his parents did die?
Is it a problem idk what the hell hes talking about
Ahh a flash fan here :D
1:11 when you see a car that passed you reverse
good
I’m the fastest person alive
When my mom calls my first and last name and I start hearing thuds coming closer to my room
in the outside world...
XDD
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Alexander Anchante r/woooosh
bolt: I’m the fastest
Forest gump:hold my
Beer
SYN#RGY official no hold my choclate
Hold my dr pepper
0:09 this man did not just dab in front of me
howcouldinothavenoticedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I do not see
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0:31 that man in red top is like-
GAY
0:08 anyone saw that guy *DAB?*
1 month and still no replies XD
@Saka MOTO now he or she has a reply because you and I replied😁
Sacrifice Gamer do u have roblox
Yeah
@@sakam0t071 Ha???? Hakdog
Why am I watching this when I can barley run the mile at school
Barely''
Nobody is born cool except the person who corrects grammar.
Its just a meme no offense.
Katie Allmaras I do that to Lmao
He's not faster than me when I hear my parents going through my staff
Manya Pauluss what’s staff
-Poke-verse- T I think he meant stuff
Isabella Luna really how did you know
-Poke-verse- T how did you not know?
@@isabellaluna5762 yeah exactly he gotta be a special kind of stupid to not know it himself and then even question those who tell it to him, like that's a lot of stupidity!
Sonic:GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER. ME:this is normal :).
I bet in that thumbnail
Nissan GT-R: SERIOUSLY!? A human?
Human: Yes I wanna race you
Nissan GT-R: *Trying not to die of laughter*
Hey can u tell me how u put pic in u are icon??
I can be as fast as them if someone says “ cookies”
Cookies
Hello I’m here srry I was my phone NOW WHERES THE COOKIES HUH
Cookies
Cookies yummy
Cookies
Usain Bolt would've outrun all the fastest zombies
Same
I practice every day
By running up the stairs after turning off the lights especially in the basement
@@evfrt it Remind me of my swimming coach, in order to make us swim faster he used to...
Put a wild young alligator in the pool and chase us like a debt colector believe me you would swim faster than a fish even if you don't know how to swim
What if Usain bolt was a zombie!
I wanna race Usain bolt
People: the cameraman is the flash
So who records flash in his movie...
You know too much
His son
@@menaraakbar1111 Bart Allen?
The camera men
@@DoomSlayer-gj8qb yeah
When Police chasing me I'm definitely one of the fastest people you've ever seen in the World!💯🏃🏿♂️💨🤣🤣🤣
Wait, why would police be chasing you...?
@@Star-ue6qnbecause he is the fastest person in the world
It’s very easy to see them playing and running
But very hard to feel there pains
I run like him when my mom chase’s me up the stairs with her slipper
Like who
The chancla
With her belt and my sister with a fork
Leyton Considine LOL
Usian bolt: im the fastest person alive
Flash: hold my lighting
Flash is dead
@@potatoebrain7900 😶
Cameraman:hold my camera
Bolt:IM FASTER THEN ANY BODY
me:sees 10 miss calls from my dad
Me again: BOLT THINK AGAIN
Me running away from coronavirus "U GOTTA BE FASTER THAN THAT"😂😂😂😂😂
0:32 look at the left side 😂 it says "Gay" and I'm not making fun of it 😅😂
When he said "you all know christian renaldo" i was all like whos that?
What?????? Who doesn't know him
U a uncultured human
I am probably the fastest kid
When I’m the last in freeze tag
That guy just dabbed in 0:09
Same I grabbed but NOT IN THE VIDEO!
SCREW the dab
@@matteb9566 that's what I thought it was in the open everyone saw it you idoits
Me when my grandma walks in the door and I’m on her phone
When i close the lights i transform into usain bolt
When I get scared I’m the fastest man in the world
Me: *looks away for one second”
My cat:
cameraman be like: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
I only run when I see a boy and I run towards Starbucks
I once kept up with a moped, it was going somewhere around 20-30 km/h. Pretty proud of that. Sometimes I feel super slow, and sometimes I feel super fast. Don't know how I run really fast sometimes, but it's damn fun when it happens lol.
Like when you have those dreams about running and you can run so fast and so far. Those dreams always reminded me of how my dog could run so fast, forever. I'm jealous you get to do that in real life! 👍🏼🆒😁
Same when I cam run fast I get real happy!
The UPS driver after he rings the doorbell:
3 : 04
This girl still hasn't broke Usain bolts record of 9 : 48 seconds but she is still close
That is me when I run from being caught in the building by a teacher and also running from a detention
ЗДАРОВА БРАТАН
Even Usain bolt can't run faster than me when I see my teacher on sunday after I escaped from a mistake on saturday
Person: how fast are you?
Fastest person ever: YES
Im always scared to race with my best friend because he runs hella fast😭
2:28 what is that dude staring at
😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔
Yes
Ikr
Let me think 🤔
Hmmmm
Hmmmmmmmm!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
IVE GOT IT!
Air
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Noone is faster than me when I'm trying to catch a fly in my house
Not funny🤓
Mom: DINNER
Me: I’m coming as fast as I can
My brother: give me 10 minutes
Me: it’s been a hour
me: * hugs my crush *
also me:
🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️💨
Me when I turn off the light
RUN DUNN DUNNANA NA
*That one fast and popular kid:*
Actually i am watching this because i love sports and its my aim to be a sports champion and i am also always getting 2nd position in sports also
Me: looking at the teacher
👁👄👁
Teacher: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Me: excuse me
Me: your not supposed to do that!
Teacher: well go to the office!
Me: ok!
At the office
Teach: why are you here
Me: I was just looking at my teacher
Me: and she decided to yell at me loud
Teach: ok thanks for telling me
Teach: I will tell the principal about her and fire her..
Me: ok thanks
Outside of the office
👁👅👁
Me: laughing!
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Mom: Can you help
Me: Wait
Mom: I have food
Me:
0:31 Spot the gay!
Lmao
No u
😵- - - - 🔫
Gay
Its Tyson gay, another good runner
Your still will never be as fast as my grandmother 😂
Sure.
I am more faster than that if my mum tries to scare me by shouting''snake"" I wont feel my legs I swear
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Thumbnail : Running fast a Parked car makes you one of the top 10 fastest XD
not close to me I run very fast when the lights go off
Bruno Henrique , Flamengo s forward got 38.2 KM per hour. Mbappe was 36Km , not 38 BH is the fastest now.
0:31 It says GAY on the guy's shirt on the left
🤔
He's Tyson Gay, another awesome runner
Hahahaahahahahahahahah
@@LEGEND-se6cw
LoL
Don't worry
You can only be gay if you are attracted to someone of the same sex(male)
No matter what he wears, it will make no difference. Being gay is awesome
how to run fast: put a cockroach with wings next to you
Hey, nice content bro. Just a quick tip: please don't say numbers like "thirty one point eighty seven seconds" - it's "thirty one point eight seven seconds". Just a weird scientific notation thing
I am faster when I am upstairs I hear a call MOM I RUN as fast as I can if I miss 2 calls R.I.P
0:27 “usain ball” how tf u mess that up
Wait holdup
Me when my mom calls my full name
0:13 Boys to school. 0:49 boys from school. Am I right?🤣
Bolt: I’m the fastest person in the world
Me: mom yelling my whole name saying get down here going 0.1 seconds out of the house
I'm faster like a flash after seeing my Mom checking my homework
1:18 who's tyrik hill i only know tyreek hill
not as fast as when my uncle come to my house
...what
I know the 3rdish fastest kid in the country and I raced him in 4th.
I lost by about a car length and I have been trying to catch up ever since but I never could but I won't give up. He even got 133 on the pacer which is really impressive but I am focused on speed not endurance.
Coronavirus: **EXISTS**
Everyone: 0:51
The cameraman be like: thats only 0.00001 percent of my speed
My Brothers and I are all in our 60's. We have questioned why we were so fast in our athletic days. It didn't hurt that we were all 230lbs and 6'7", but we have never been able to figure out why we were so much faster than people matching our stature. I thought maybe it was high arches, but we were all deadly fast on the field or even playing hockey where your feet are locked in to your skates. I don't know what made the four of us so fast.
None of us could run fast for more than 220 yards before running out of steam. I wonder why that is. It was probably our Mom's lousy cooking. Dad was both a collegiate track & field guy, and football player, he was also very fast for about 200 yards. Why are some of us fast as missiles, and others who look just like us aren't? Why can some people run for miles, but I can't?
Mitochondria
*we need them for naruto running at the Area 51 raid*
Did somebody see the guy who dabs xD
Melcisori de Gaming everyone is telling that and I could clearly see it
We all know that the fastest person alive is the security guard from subway surfers.
I'm the fastest person on earth when my dad starts taking of his belt
U know ms dhoni... He is the fastest runner with pads even usain bolt cant break that record
20 m in 2.7 sec with pads on the guy is just on the different level
It is amazing how fast they can run
Commentator says K. Mbappe vsAS. Monaco he shows O. LYON and O. Marseille
I hate you
when i clicked on this video, i was expecting to see a human racing a car
That is really impressive
Cameraman: I’m just joke for you?!
If humans can train to become nearly twice as fast as an average human, than I can only imagine how fast animals like cheetahs can become if they trained to the limits of their biology.
I run fast then them
When I break my brothers headphones
My mom: DINNER me: RUNS DOWN THE STIARS mom: are you ok? Me: uh yea why mom: you are running so fast me: oh sorry
These are the fastest humans?
Flash is fast?
Huh...
What about me traveling across the galaxies on a beam of light in my nightmares.
Now, Tachyons are looking for me.
0:31 I wonder how that guy there feels about his name with the new definition and all... 😅😓
His 200m record is my 100m 😂
I can beat them when someone has junk or food😁😆😃😄🌟🌟🌟
@Sqxare 🤣🤣 good 1 lolll !!!
I can be faster if my mom yells YOU CAN PLAY ON THE COMPUTER!!!
On a street near where he broke the world record, they should make the speed limit 27MPH to dedicate it to Bolt.