it won't be a real book, it will be an inflatable replica of the real book. Blow it up and put it on your shelf to fool people into thinking you have his book.
souperman72 I foresee a printing error that causes the Lootcrate edition of the book to read "Shades of gray." fifty-thousand times. Actually, they'd probably just include a download code for the audio version...
Patrick Star nah, August and September will be shit, so they can spend more on October and November crates which will drum up lots of interest for December when everyone blows their money on useless shit.
I saw that League of Regrettable Superheroes book at a shop recently and thumbed through it real quick. The loot crate edition is noticeably thinner. So if anyone is interested, just get the retail one.
Floydthefuckbag I beg to differ, oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband! I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
I'm just puzzled by Lootcrate. It's not the useless nerd memorabilia, as I've bought all kinds of silly things myself over the years. But I buy stuff I actually like, and there is no way there's a person on Earth who's a fan of all the disparate things they reference in these boxes. You are bound to get things you don't recognise, or worse, stuff you hate. What is the expectation then? Ebaying the shit you don't care for every month? Just binning it? It seems like such a waste to me. Hell, even if you liked everything, your house would be eventually bursting at the seams with tacky crap. You could probably just get a nice Sideshow collectible or equivalent with the money you'd spend on a year's worth of Lootcrates.
Fnorgh from what I notice, most subscribers only stay subscribed for a year max before it's either boring, realize it's a waste, or they have too much junk to offload. It's almost like a pyramid scheme because for each subscriber that makes UA-cam videos, several others will subscribe and do the same.
Fnorgh Two words: Christmas presents. I don't like a lot of the franchises I get in the crate, but I'm the only person I know subscribed to LootCrate and so I can save parts of it for gifts. :D
My late wife got loot crates for a while,due to health issues she couldn't get out much so they provided a bit of entertainment each month,she'd keep the bits she liked,give me the bits she thought I'd like,anything else went into a box in the garage to keep in case we needed last minute presents or for stocking fillers/whatever the birthday equivalent of a stocking filler is,tho she did also make about £300 selling off bits from the fallout special crate on ebay Also just noticed I'm replying to an 8 year old comment, I lead an exciting life
Give Lootcrate some credit here: after a few intensely disappointing and underwhelming boxes, they actually are listening to people and stepping up the quality. This one is by far the best box I've gotten. Everything in it is great. ...well, mostly. Fucking air freshener.
***** You really think they are listening? I think they just periodically make a crate better than others to drum up more hype, then a bunch of kids subscribe and get a pile of dollar store items for 3-4 months, then repeat.
66NeXXuS99 I guess I'm an optimist. Also, when I did have a problem with an item in the crate (the dry erase marker was dead), I tweeted to them and they literally got back to me within a minute to tell me how to fill out a support ticket, even with how minor a problem it was. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt for now and say that they are increasing quality rather than doing 2 months of good, 4 months of shit. We'll see what happens, I guess.
***** No they are not listening this is how they operate. 2-3 months of "good", some months of meh and some more months of shit. And if I predict this correctly, there's a good one in November or December but shit before that.
You can hook the battool to your schoolbag I suppose. And then be permanently expelled from public school for owning a piece of metal that might theoretically be used to hurt someone.
God damn it, I want to see it to make fun of it. I can't get it. God damn bacon ads to prevent me from getting shitty ads. Tell me what the ad goes like.
Bloody hell that intro was like waiting for the "oop" in "Snoop" Dogg Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ashens must be the only person who actually does the video description justice. Tells us to Google something and leaves it in the description so we can finish watching the video then be reminded what it was. *Genius.*
Informative video; I learned about Fletcher Hanks, today. I also learned that there is a button depicting Batman jizzing lightning from behind his cape, into the Gotham sky, and he can create his own Bat signal with it. Impressive.
I love going back to these old vids and seeing how much better Lootcrate was. Like it was never good, but holy shit, back in 2015 it was like you won the lottery compared to now lmao
I can never do that live long and prosper hand gesture and you made it look so easy. My live long and prosper hand gesture always have two of my fingers bending forward and the other two bending the other way.
I watch these to watch Ashens rage at the tat inside, but this is genuinely the first Loot Crate I've seen that looks pretty good. I agree with Ashens on the baby like Batman being off putting, but generally it looks good. I think I'll buy the book for a friend for his birthday, and have a sly read of it myself too
Johan Hoekstra "Geek and Gamer Gear" is their theme, and geek doesn't necessarily have to mean comic books %90 of the time. The gamer part always takes second place to comic stuff. as for the months Theme, There's plenty of Heroes in TV, Movies, Video Games etc that have nothing to do with comics.
66NeXXuS99 I disagree with you on that, it seems pretty balanced with comics and videogames, frankly most of its stuff is directly tied into movies and tv shows.
The Box actually serves as a Stand for the Batman Figure! if you look closer to the people inside, they are all watchign upwards to what is on the roof. Put Batman on top of the Box and BOOM! it is like the last with the T-500 Stand for the head, but a little better =)
10:11 there's FANTOMAH!!!!! and as always, good laughs, great crap, lots of fun. thanks for sharing your experiences...it saves the rest of us so much money....!!..
Oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband! I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
I don't mind air fresheners, but vanilla is too... well, vanilla. Can't they come up with something more unique. Such as air freshener that smells of bacon? I've tried a few novelty ones, and my favorite so far was one that smelled of freshly baked bread.
Apart from the book, everything else is complete trash. Especially the Baby Batman figurine. Seriously, wtf? P.S. What happened to pluses and minuses? Was it just a one-shot?
Maybe, but seriously, do you ever see using it in any way? It's too large and spiky for a keychain, too impractical to be used as a screwdriver or bottle opener or whatever its intended use is,and too plain and cheap-looking to be used as a batarang replica on a shelf or something.
McFly oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband! I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
This is the first time I've been genuinely upset that I didn't get a lootcrate this month. I really like that batman statue and the book looks like something I'd love to read. Damn you lootcrate.
I think the reason for big heads is that in a character most distinguishing features will be on the head so if characters were to scale with small heads (compared to the rest of their body) they would look generic.
Fairly sure they made this one so nice because it's release coinciding with the San Diego International Comic Con. They had a booth there and probably tried to theme it to the convention. Like I noticed there the WW poster didn't have the 'loot crate' logo on it or anything.
What are the chances your book will be in a loot crate one day. Also, what happened to the point scoring system from last month? Not that this one would have failed.
Strong lootcrate and as always strong content... This makes me happy. Although I would love an inflatable ashens crown.. I'd wear it while I watch your new uploads
How does ashens get his quicker? I signed back up with groupon since its only a tenner a month instead of 20 but since Sunday when it hit the uk the tracking stopped and ive still had no box. Now have to wait to see this vid so im not spoiled.
I had that multitool,used it as a keyring and actually did stab myself in the leg with it when sitting down with it in my pocket, also lost around £2.75 in change after it ripped the pocket lining without me noticing
I typed in ashens in the search bar and accidentally clicked on a mission impossible ad. And I was like, "Ashens, I didn't know you were in this movie." And then I realised it was just Pimon Segg. Cool story bro.
A big heavy box? Can you imagine how many fucking inflatable fucking crowns you could fit in there?!
Wulfsmasher Eyy lmao. True though, you could fit like 8 in there.
***** Ah yes , miscalculation.
***** You sir are the king, you need a infla- Wait, never mind
***** You must be fun at parties.
Wulfsmasher You're not a farmer...
0:35 Ashens.exe has stopped responding.
Jordan O'C And I tried popping the screen out of the Pop Station and putting it back in again.
Freako turtle dicks
Just wait for it to respond, small memory leak was discovered.
Freako Try giving it "concussive maintenance"
turtle dicks indeed
Boogie predicted the air freshener raging
I know! Fucking hilarious😂
ben su boogie2988?
Narwhal Williams no. Boogie2989
o0julek0o you sure? I thought it was the boogie I picked earlier and ate
ben su well at least it's just an air freshener,and not a fucking inflatable fucking crown.
Ashen's book will get a lootcrate edition.
souperman72 Will it have "LootCrate Exclusive" covering up part of the words on each page?
it won't be a real book, it will be an inflatable replica of the real book. Blow it up and put it on your shelf to fool people into thinking you have his book.
souperman72
I foresee a printing error that causes the Lootcrate edition of the book to read "Shades of gray." fifty-thousand times.
Actually, they'd probably just include a download code for the audio version...
it will only have 2,500 instances of the phrase shades of grey, because bullshit
Calling it now, two or three more months of decent loot crates and then it turns to shit again.
Patrick Star nah, August and September will be shit, so they can spend more on October and November crates which will drum up lots of interest for December when everyone blows their money on useless shit.
hello from late 2019 they're out of business!
@@Battledongus hello from late 2020. They seem to be in business now.
@@paulheap1982 Ugh!
When you did the intrigued thing, my cats wen't crazy.
@Samson Themighty Aww. Who hurt you?
@Samson Themighty yeah a dog person =/= wishing death on other animals...
What loot crate needs to give Ashens is a whole loot crate of fucking inflatable crowns!
Duck Everything inflatable ... And the box theme: Inflate!
They did last month
+Ronan Smith I know, didn't you see when I posted the original?
I saw that League of Regrettable Superheroes book at a shop recently and thumbed through it real quick. The loot crate edition is noticeably thinner. So if anyone is interested, just get the retail one.
A loot crate that isn't exclusively full of garbage?
What is this?
it must be a daydream, or a fever.. my wallet is full of blood!
Kitty Cat For sure it's the valley of death.
Floydthefuckbag I beg to differ, oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband!
I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
Upping their game!
(also I love your avatar, f#a#infinity is one of my favorite albums)
Buc Whovian
Well it's better than a fucking inflatable fucking crown.
I'm just puzzled by Lootcrate. It's not the useless nerd memorabilia, as I've bought all kinds of silly things myself over the years. But I buy stuff I actually like, and there is no way there's a person on Earth who's a fan of all the disparate things they reference in these boxes.
You are bound to get things you don't recognise, or worse, stuff you hate. What is the expectation then? Ebaying the shit you don't care for every month? Just binning it? It seems like such a waste to me. Hell, even if you liked everything, your house would be eventually bursting at the seams with tacky crap. You could probably just get a nice Sideshow collectible or equivalent with the money you'd spend on a year's worth of Lootcrates.
Fnorgh from what I notice, most subscribers only stay subscribed for a year max before it's either boring, realize it's a waste, or they have too much junk to offload. It's almost like a pyramid scheme because for each subscriber that makes UA-cam videos, several others will subscribe and do the same.
Fnorgh Two words: Christmas presents. I don't like a lot of the franchises I get in the crate, but I'm the only person I know subscribed to LootCrate and so I can save parts of it for gifts. :D
My late wife got loot crates for a while,due to health issues she couldn't get out much so they provided a bit of entertainment each month,she'd keep the bits she liked,give me the bits she thought I'd like,anything else went into a box in the garage to keep in case we needed last minute presents or for stocking fillers/whatever the birthday equivalent of a stocking filler is,tho she did also make about £300 selling off bits from the fallout special crate on ebay
Also just noticed I'm replying to an 8 year old comment, I lead an exciting life
What? You don't like air fresheners and inflatable crowns? Do you actually expect quality items in an expensive exclusive monthly box?
Julithehuman rofl. you think 30 quid is expensive? rofl. Have fun being low class for your life. ROFL. Want some asda price beans? Get the fuck out.
John Kramer lowest quality bait I've seen in 15 years
John Kramer you used rofol 3 times. you have now achieved giddy school girl status
John Kramer we got classy chap here
Sorry Lord Krammer were not all milionaires
Eggs are poison... Ashens you're one of the few channels that genuinely make me laugh.
I feel like Ashens is disappointed when a loot crate is actually good lol
Give Lootcrate some credit here: after a few intensely disappointing and underwhelming boxes, they actually are listening to people and stepping up the quality. This one is by far the best box I've gotten. Everything in it is great.
...well, mostly. Fucking air freshener.
***** You really think they are listening? I think they just periodically make a crate better than others to drum up more hype, then a bunch of kids subscribe and get a pile of dollar store items for 3-4 months, then repeat.
66NeXXuS99 I guess I'm an optimist.
Also, when I did have a problem with an item in the crate (the dry erase marker was dead), I tweeted to them and they literally got back to me within a minute to tell me how to fill out a support ticket, even with how minor a problem it was. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt for now and say that they are increasing quality rather than doing 2 months of good, 4 months of shit.
We'll see what happens, I guess.
***** No they are not listening this is how they operate. 2-3 months of "good", some months of meh and some more months of shit. And if I predict this correctly, there's a good one in November or December but shit before that.
At least there's no FUCKING inflatable FUCKING crown this time.
DarknessViper99 No shirt too.
I still don't know why I always look forward to your unboxing of these things, but it's always hilariously enjoyable.
You can hook the battool to your schoolbag I suppose.
And then be permanently expelled from public school for owning a piece of metal that might theoretically be used to hurt someone.
TOASTEngineer He's right, you know..
"Eggs are poison." I didn't know Batman was a Nome.
Is he really writing a book about Terrible old games? I would get that.
ASHENS WHY DO YOU HAVE LONG UNSKIPPABLE ADS ON DAMN YOU!
I'm with you, FUCK OFF YOU SHITTY WEIRD BABY ADULTS WITH A SWEET FETISH
ElioTom adblock u fuckin nerds
skeleton kampf
They get no money if you use adblock meaning we get less videos.
ElioTom He doesn't choose the ads. I got just one of those banner things.
ElioTom Refresh the page a few times.
I fully expect one day the Loot Crate to have an air freshener theme at some point
Anyone else get the Haribo Minions Ad? :| what the fuck..... Was that.
Good thing i don't live in england so the haribo ads i get don't suck arse
***** I didn't get an ad at all so...
Yes i got that add
God damn it, I want to see it to make fun of it. I can't get it. God damn bacon ads to prevent me from getting shitty ads. Tell me what the ad goes like.
***** Those damn Haribo ads make me want to strangle a child.
FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.
Bloody hell that intro was like waiting for the "oop" in "Snoop" Dogg
Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
14:11 look at the man in the window...
Hi 〈3 on the box
Na na na na na na na na SPUDKNIFE!
These are my favourite ashens videos :D
"May the force ever be in your favour, Mr Potter," Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Always brilliant on the one liners. Thx ashens
That figure reminds me more of the JL8 webcomic than it does the 60s Batman series.
hahahaha "you can really fuck someone up with this" * calls for Dan * hahaha
"Eggs are poison" was in fact a central theme to Return to Oz, which I watched on Monday.
Ashens must be the only person who actually does the video description justice.
Tells us to Google something and leaves it in the description so we can finish watching the video then be reminded what it was.
*Genius.*
Ashens, you should unbox a dork cube
Voyd #LOOTGET
How about five
Inflatable Crown.
unritardatoqualsiasi best gift...
FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN
unritardatoqualsiasi If Ashens got an inflatable crown that doubles as an air freshener in a Loot Crate, he'd probably have a stroke.
well at least that would be innovative...
I got that exact sweat band 8 years ago from a NINTENDO magazine...
"One of those semi-generic figures" Summing up my thoughts on Funko Pops exactly.
Was waiting for a box of blow up crowns
I was eating.
Was XD
fuck me , i was eating too
Informative video; I learned about Fletcher Hanks, today. I also learned that there is a button depicting Batman jizzing lightning from behind his cape, into the Gotham sky, and he can create his own Bat signal with it. Impressive.
You know, I saw someone wearing that inflatable crown at the Phoenix Comicon, all I could think of was Ashens ranting about it!
14:12 to spooky for me
SPUD KNIFE, KUPO
Druida Slice n' diceeeeeeeee
Druida Oh look a Moggl-....WAIT YOUUR NOT A MOGGLE! *Stabs*
I love going back to these old vids and seeing how much better Lootcrate was. Like it was never good, but holy shit, back in 2015 it was like you won the lottery compared to now lmao
Trekkies rejoice for finally the great mystery of what Spocks fingers smell like has been solved!
To be honest I would never have guessed vanilla...
I don't get it, the air freshener is the only useful thing in that box.
sacrisesma I don't know, I'd read the book while taking a dump.
An excellent video.
I can never do that live long and prosper hand gesture and you made it look so easy. My live long and prosper hand gesture always have two of my fingers bending forward and the other two bending the other way.
I just found, and ordered both books on Amazon, for 14 - 19 each. Thanks for introducing me.
I remember getting that sweatband with ONM years ago. It's nice, but is Lootcrate just digging up leftover junk that came free with magazines now?
***** They claim they don't, but I don't buy it. most of their stuff looks like it's straight out of the reject pile or it's free comicon swag.
Hey ashens, I live near you :)
That's the creepiest comment I've ever seen xD
The Channel of Stuff What the fuck???
The Channel of Stuff Got proof?
i live in norwich and have spotted him around the castle mall area :)
Jesus Christ, you're a creep.
I watch these to watch Ashens rage at the tat inside, but this is genuinely the first Loot Crate I've seen that looks pretty good. I agree with Ashens on the baby like Batman being off putting, but generally it looks good. I think I'll buy the book for a friend for his birthday, and have a sly read of it myself too
Best loot crate release that I can remember seeing. Well done.
Ashens.exe had stopped working.
What would you like to do?
I was so disappointed this month. I really tried to find something I liked in it but it'll probably be the last one I get.
Yaytimus This was a really good one though.
Johan Hoekstra what if you don't like batman that much? then it's pretty much a bunch of junk. Too much comic related items IMO.
66NeXXuS99 It's one of the main themes of the Loot Crate though Video games, comic books, moveis so naturally a lot of them would be comic related
Johan Hoekstra "Geek and Gamer Gear" is their theme, and geek doesn't necessarily have to mean comic books %90 of the time. The gamer part always takes second place to comic stuff. as for the months Theme, There's plenty of Heroes in TV, Movies, Video Games etc that have nothing to do with comics.
66NeXXuS99 I disagree with you on that, it seems pretty balanced with comics and videogames, frankly most of its stuff is directly tied into movies and tv shows.
"Live long and prosper in the force, Luke"
I'm kinda dissapointed in the lack of FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS.
14:12 Who Noticed LOL
The Box actually serves as a Stand for the Batman Figure! if you look closer to the people inside, they are all watchign upwards to what is on the roof. Put Batman on top of the Box and BOOM! it is like the last with the T-500 Stand for the head, but a little better =)
10:11 there's FANTOMAH!!!!! and as always, good laughs, great crap, lots of fun. thanks for sharing your experiences...it saves the rest of us so much money....!!..
Oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband!
I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
*****
At the gym?
*****
My point remains vaild then.
Buc Whovian the hell is a gym?
The Heat Death of the Universe
See that search bar at the top of your browzer? You should use it from time to time.
*****
You serious?
Yet another freaking air fresherer?! How foul do Lootcrate think their fans smell?
Have you been to a LAN party recently?
Sythe Reviews and Commentary
LOL. No I haven't, but point taken!
I don't mind air fresheners, but vanilla is too... well, vanilla. Can't they come up with something more unique. Such as air freshener that smells of bacon?
I've tried a few novelty ones, and my favorite so far was one that smelled of freshly baked bread.
Heliophanus I think a french fries air freshener would be popular.
@@Heliophanus such a heavenly smell.
Boogie called it on the air freshener hahaha ;)
Great video Ashens
Love watching boogies take on these then ashens lol can't believe boogie mentioned ashens and predicted the air fresher rant lol
Those fucking haribo adverts.
Snipercube get ad block
Doesn't stop it on mobile.
God Is Just An Illusion what's that?
adblock kills the careers of youtubers
Caladan
Not my problem.
Apart from the book, everything else is complete trash. Especially the Baby Batman figurine. Seriously, wtf?
P.S. What happened to pluses and minuses? Was it just a one-shot?
McFly the batrang is pretty cool
Maybe, but seriously, do you ever see using it in any way? It's too large and spiky for a keychain, too impractical to be used as a screwdriver or bottle opener or whatever its intended use is,and too plain and cheap-looking to be used as a batarang replica on a shelf or something.
There weren't even a t-shirt
McFly oh yeah I can just see myself chatting up women at the gym while I wipe my forhead with a fucking Zelda sweatband!
I love Zelda and all, but really guys, what are you thinking?
McFly Just pretend it's a JL-8 Batman, because that's what it looks like.
If you don't want the \\// air freshener I'd gladly have it. Nimoy is a true hero.
"Oh look... 1337. I remember when that was a thing, too."
That was a perfect comment.
This is the first time I've been genuinely upset that I didn't get a lootcrate this month. I really like that batman statue and the book looks like something I'd love to read.
Damn you lootcrate.
An excellent Metal Micky reference at the end
personally i appreciate the air freshener more than the wristband.
I've been looking forward to this
I think the reason for big heads is that in a character most distinguishing features will be on the head so if characters were to scale with small heads (compared to the rest of their body) they would look generic.
Just a heads up to anyone interested...there is a complete Fletcher Hanks book coming out in November.
A book about slightly bad super beings seems like EXACTLY what ashens would love.
I'm glad that loot crate isn't terrible now, with a few small ecceptions.
Regrettable Superheroes LC edition is about half of the full retail release, apparently.
Fairly sure they made this one so nice because it's release coinciding with the San Diego International Comic Con. They had a booth there and probably tried to theme it to the convention. Like I noticed there the WW poster didn't have the 'loot crate' logo on it or anything.
What are the chances your book will be in a loot crate one day.
Also, what happened to the point scoring system from last month? Not that this one would have failed.
I love how right after he says that you can really fuck somebody up with the bottle opener he immediately calls for dan
That bass was nuts.
Strong lootcrate and as always strong content... This makes me happy. Although I would love an inflatable ashens crown.. I'd wear it while I watch your new uploads
I saw someone else open this and when I saw the air freshener I immediately thought of you, because you soo love these things *heavy sarcasm*
My old science teacher didn't do rounds of applause. He said we should all do one clap, all at the same time.
Love the return to oz reference there :)
DAMN IT, i was so excited for him to see the fallout ad
How does ashens get his quicker? I signed back up with groupon since its only a tenner a month instead of 20 but since Sunday when it hit the uk the tracking stopped and ive still had no box.
Now have to wait to see this vid so im not spoiled.
It's my birthday, this is the best present from Ashens I've ever got
imagine a video with Totalbiscuit and ashens in the same room, a passive aggressive rant for the ages
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
This one's going in my sources folder.
11:35 scared the shit out of me. After I changed my underwear I proceeded to laugh much harder than I should have.
The poster is the DC bombshells artwork, it's pretty awesome art.
This loot crate was so good it made you swear like a sailor!
"The egg marketing board weeps, but Batman is strong in his beliefs."
the qpop is now £5 in TJ Hughes including the loot crate exclusive sticker.
I only watch your loot crate videos because you are actually honest about some of the absolute shit that can be included.
Ashens has the best slurping sound effects.
I had that multitool,used it as a keyring and actually did stab myself in the leg with it when sitting down with it in my pocket, also lost around £2.75 in change after it ripped the pocket lining without me noticing
love his attitude. lmao this video is one of the funniest
I typed in ashens in the search bar and accidentally clicked on a mission impossible ad. And I was like, "Ashens, I didn't know you were in this movie." And then I realised it was just Pimon Segg. Cool story bro.
i put off watching other people's unboxings just to wait for this one XD