Loot Crate / Infinity Crate / Toy Box November 2016 | Ashens
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- Subscription boxes! Loot crate, Infinity crate and Toy box crate. Except the last one isn't a crate. Sorry.
Loot Crate: lootcrate.com/ashens (Discount Code: ANEXCELLENTCODE)
Infinity Crate: www.infinitycrates.co.uk (Code: ashen5)
The Toy Box: www.the-toy-box.biz - Розваги
Loot Crate: Pay us an extortionate amount of money for items you can find in literally any dollar store ever
Good luck finding a q- fig or one of them game of throne note books in a dollar store
Even if I found one at a dollar store, I wouldn't buy it.
The t-shirts are the only thing worth it. They're high quality. You wouldn't be able to buy similar shirts for $20 anywhere.
Cheeply mde but not cheeply sold.
Yeah, nah, they're much higher quality than that. They would cost about $30 or $40 in a retail store. Maybe not at Walmart but in the mall or in a 'geek' store.
1:06 I literally know nothing of modern actors, so I looked up if "Humperdink Bandersnatch" was actually his real name. >_>
I do wish Ashens would start burning those Funko Pop figures.
On the other hand, eBay.
BloodfelX it's benefit cucumberpatch
Malika meow Hubert Cumberdale!
BloodfelX Battletoad Cancerbath
Nope, Stuart always mispronounces Benedict Cumberbatch's name
i love watching you unbox shite i will never buy :) its better that way
I agree
So much my feeling!!!!
Ashens does a great service.
Tony Fleetwood you read my mind:)
Baylor Collins I'd agree, except I've always dreamed of owning a fucking inflatable fucking crown.
I just realized what a collectors dream it would be if Q-Fiq made their figures more appropriately proportioned and more realistic. I'd buy those in a heart beat
Lucas Cawley Thank you for your kind support
Anything's better than a Funko Pop😊
@@samholdsworth420but I like loaves of bread and I enjoy collecting all of them
No I don't 😅
I've not read or watched Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, but from my experience with the frnachise, "Obliviate" is the spell that can wipe peoples memories, very flexibly, actually, as it can remove certain items or people from their memory instead of just wiping the whole thing.
From that, i assume an "Obliviator" is a member of a special enforcement group who essentially go around cleaning up magical mishaps, their name coming from the spell they use to make muggles forget the magic things they've witnessed.
*"STOP THERE, CRIME. I HAVE IRONS."*
-Tony "Iron Man" Stark (Captain America: Civil War, 2016)
But only in the Narnia release version
Loot Crate, for when you have too much money and empty shelves.
TheDutyPaid Amen
tfw my roommate gets them and he still doesn't pay us rent :^)
And no taste.
TheDutyPaid More like empty bins.
and if child labor doesn't upset you
21:46 yes; when there's no circuit board in the top of the cartridge, that means that the game has no battery backup for saving which usually doesn't bode well for the quality of the game
Believe it or not, there's actually _four_ Free Willy films. The last one stars Steve Irwin's daughter. Now you know just a little bit more useless information. :)
That Beanie baby looked angry when you unboxed it because of the antennae placement
Also I had that beanie baby doll as a kid
"oi! I wuz sleeping!"
That worm was my favourite beanie baby as a kid, his name is Inch the worm. I had a bunch of the beanie buddies as a child since my mom bought me one every time I had surgery
Bless your sweet heart and your dear mum 🥹
Half an hour of Ashens. I need more half an hour of Ashens in my life
I could make that happen. No wait, no I couldn't. Sorry.
ashens nearly fell for that one xD
Horrid57 Me too. Impostshens
An excellent fake!
You know what would be funny, is if in one of these unboxing videos that Ashens gets a Popstation out of it.
CWDTrixie
what if he got another fucking inflatable fucking crown
What if he got a fucking inflatable fucking popstation?
I'd buy the heck out of a product called "Gee Whiz, Momma! Them Be Some Puppies!"
Michelangelo looks like he's about to do something very naughty with his fist.
i love the vibe in the girls box. rather than being some pink vomit it's like cute animals and stuff which is so gentle and kind awww
They included a vibrator too?
@@IanC14Fleshlight
Turns out one of the crates contained cholera. Talk about nostalgia!
+Koen Van Damme
Can't wait for the one that contains a living Dodo
Dang, either the mailpeople were filthy bastards. Or the company still operates from the 1300.
Honestly that T-shirt in the LootCrate would have been pretty nice if they just removed the fucking huge wall of text.
BioDomeWithPaulyShor So just a black shirt
Some Guy I think he meant it the blue one with the logo
An Obliviator is someone that Obliviates. Obliviously.
That's what I call my bong.
*****...mum?
I had that yellow dog! I'm pretty sure it was a "Puppy in my pocket" that I got free in a Kellogg's cereal box, I had loads of them at one point. Pretty sure they're still in my attic somewhere.
Weirdly I had one that was a Westie with a wound on it that disappeared when you ran it under hot water.
I had that westie toy! There was a set of animal hospital themed cereal toys where all the animals had some colour changing "injury" you could fix.
"Gee Wiz Mama! Them be some puppies!" 😂😂😂 That was the best line in the episode.
At this point I think Funko Pop mainly exists to take up space in these shitty boxes. That way they can save the rest of the shelf warming items they got in bulk for low prices because nobody else would buy them for future boxes, thus stretching out their inventory for years.
Unfortunately they are actually really popular among idiots with more money than mind.
It is the latest in fake as hell collectibles. In ten years time it will go into obscurity hell where Beany babies and cabbage patch kids await them with open arms.
The real obscurity is the niche high quality collectables. The issue is less that they are "fake" and more that they're cheap, low quality disposable plastic lumps that everyone and their literal mother buys and thus fall into the category of cabbage patch and beanie babies.
d3v1lsummoner I'd argue that beanie babies don't qualify simply because cabbage patch dolls have gone through at least a reboot or two, and beanie babies are both actually cute and have never been "rebooted" - the classic style is still made, despite several spin-off/offshoot styles over the years. Some were exclusive to fast food kids' meal prizes, much like Barbie, Hot Wheels, and several other well known toy "brands" have done.
Mikalhvi
I should clarify that I mean to say that "everyone and their literal mother" bought Beanie Babies and not that they are "cheap, low quality disposable plastic lumps." They do fit the category of inflated pricing for what they are and over-proliferation though, at least during the 90s, not so much now.
More of those shit pop vinyls that trendies buy because they're overly simple and easily identifiable brand-wise, which for some reason is suddenly "cool" and dictates an absurd amount of shelf space at game shops that never seem to be able to sell them.
tbh i dont have a problem with them.
Saltiest Pearl
I wouldn't either if it wasn't so obvious that they're overly popular because a lot of hipsters want to pretend to be a part of "nerd culture" because it's suddenly popular to get pretend to get invested in a video game's lore and buy overly expensive yet cheaply made merchandise.
Um... I get them because I like them... Don't know what your problem is
This. Fuck those things.
ATTENTION! This just in: Those damn Funko Pop figurines are this years Beanie Babies! Any of y'all remember those not being worth a damn today?
In this video, Stuart delves into an old girl's box and catches a disease...
Hell of a tagline lol
Catchy!
holy shit you posted at a time that wasn't 2 in the morning here.
I think your friend Mathew is a fantastic beast, but i don't know where to find him.
theannoyinggeek Not in Paul Feig's ass, that's for certain.
I got this amazing business model. Buy tat from boot sale. Put in box. Send to fool.
You forgot "overcharge obscenely" - I'm sorry Mr. Haynes I cannot approve your small business loan at this time.
I've got an idea for an 80s Nostalgia pack, for $20 a month you get all kind of cool 80s things like VHS tapes and Cassettes and other things I can find to buy for 10 cents apiece.
Rescuers Down Under. One of the only direct-to-video sequels that is not only good, but is actually way better than the original.
I'm currently watching this while taking *"An Excellent Shit."*
"stop there crime, I have irons" I lost it
The beanie buddy is Inch the worm. Considering they're everywhere, it's a bit of a cop out that yours didn't have its swing tag (the manic collector inside me tells me this is every type of wrong...)
That Michaelangelo was the first turtles figure I ever owned! That, plus the equivalent Leonardo. My brother receiving the wind-up Raphael and Donatello. Great stuff!
Not sure anyone pointed it out already but Jess was played by Jason James Richter :-)
I'm not really sure why but after the 10:01 mark I had a really strong urge to watch Ghostbusters...
The day funko pop figures goes bankrupt is the day I'll consider buying these loot boxes.
Then there will be even more surplus then
Lootcrate: For when you don't have enough clutter you don't look at.
JAZZ HANDS Quite frankly, I like it when Stuart unboxes the Toy Box subscription boxes, because you get stuff that doesn't exist or that are harldly talked about anymore. With the CrootLate unboxing, it starts to get a little formulaic and I don't we'll ever see Ashen getting angry at something to the likes of an inflatable crown or shoelaces. Ive been thinking of buying one of those Toy Boxes, mostly the 90's and girls one, because that's the era I was born in.
+Lucas Cawley I think he meant that the items are harder to find, the items are all (or at least most) collected from garage sales meaning you wouldn't be able able to find them in shops
I actually did like the Sabrina live action series. Salem was funny and most of the episodes were decent.
"I liked Sabrina"
Of course you did you fucking furry.
MrDrProfessorRabbit Lol what?
Best reply ever!!! 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
The first season was written by the guy who wrote Freaks and Geeks and also by TV's Frank from MST3k. It really did have some genuine humor in the early days.
Lucas Cawley noice.
When some British guy folds yer shirt up and smashes the back of your favorite head up against a cardboard box and asks "Have you paid your dues?" You do what ole Jack Burton does and look that limey right in the eye and tell him "Yes sir, the Paypal cleared
yesterday!"
6:57 An infinite regress of boxes each containing an identical smaller box is a plot point in "The Third Policeman".
Beanie babies were everything when I was a kid!! The girls box was pretty cool 😂
Man, the girl's nostalgia box is pretty fucking great. If I were to subscribe to one of their boxes I'd probably go with the girls' one over the boys'/generic 90's one.
Adahop both are very generic. none really worths anything but indeed pre nostalgia.
I would subscribe to the girl's for one reason: koosh.
The Nostalgia Box is kind of interesting simply for the vintage toys which must have been more difficult to source than whatever random shit Guangdong China is pumping out this week.
Lmaoo
I used to play Jungle Hunt when I was a kid. It's similar to a more linear version of Pitfall. It's actually pretty fun at least in the sense that as I recall the control is pretty solid. Very beatable for a kid.
Christ loot crate needs to step up its game
This month's was actually a lot better than other one's.
sassueugh the stuff they had was expensive, they can only afford to put so much in before they lose profit.
Fucking inflatable fucking crown
The things in this box are all expensive and you can find this out easily. The Q Fig could go for £14.95 - £19.95 (it isn't listed on the website), the notebook could go for £11.99 - £19.99 (dependent on its material), the comic can go for £7.64 - £10.74. The cost of the content is £34.58 (assuming that they are all of the lowest value I found) or about $43, this isn't including the cost of the t-shirt or the manufacturing of the pin. They aim to get $45+ worth of value in a crate for around £25, meaning they would loose profit if they threw everything in the box. It's either have a small amount of high quality items that are more expensive, or a load of cheap crap thrown in to reach the box's value see; inflatable crown.
There's a reason it's called "Loot Crate".
noooooo spoilers. gosh darn it stuart
woollen hat Dumbledore dies
woollen hat Trump won.
woollen hat Claudio and Hero get married
harambe dies
woollen hat i got shot
I'm more impressed with the Poundland tat than the contents of these boxes.
Kurt Russel's name in Big Trouble in Little China is Jack Burton.
I have that dog in a basket, up in the loft with the rest of them now. Was dog potty back then, still am.
10:01 Ghostbuster.
glad Im not the only one who noticed the beardy-baldy ghostbuster
FuYing Bro lol I noticed that
It's Mentski. Well, that's his channel name anyway.
Not even watching yet the thumbnail is a bloody Pop Figure why are these things still popular?
I don't get it either. Here in Canada they are HUGE. A certain video game store devotes about 25% of it's wall space to these figures. More space than all the various Nintendo systems COMBINED.
Swing Your Sinners
Trendies want to be popular so they buy anything that's easily recognizable brand wise.
Swing Your Sinners some of them are absolutely shite. What's the point of some of them? Like the Friends ones, so generic, they could be anything.
I don't find any appeal to them at all, either. **looks at Lucario amiibo for a second** Maybe it's because they're just meant to sit on your shelf and "look pretty"?
I have the fallout ones and mlp ones because I can't afford the more accurate figures and I just enjoy the style. I understand why people don't like them because there is definitely too much space wasted on them but the figures for the lower prices are pretty good if you get the right ones.
'Free Willy 2: This Time it's Personal' freaking destroyed my sides, thanks Ashens.
I hope that comic ends up being the start of some kind of kurt Russell based multiversal crossover
_THE RUSSELLVERSE_
~Brain Explodes~
~very small explosion~
A G-g-ghost?! I think thats a given. Snake Plissken vs the Thing is the crossover of the century
New Green Ham Gaming, new Jontron and Now new Ashens. Oh my god
Flich Green Ham, JonTron, and Ashens, oh my!
Humperdink Bandersnatch is my favourite of all the Bandersnatch's.
I've still got one of those wind-up Michelangelo figures in a box somewhere from when I was a kid. Loved that guy!
I love this! Thanks for such a amazing video. I think I might have an addiction to these!
I noticed you started reading from the back of the comic first. Have you been reading them there animes?
Look we found the weeb.
Because of manga I started reading western comics right to left now without noticing. I do it with newspaper comic strips and get confused. So now I feel like right to left makes more sense. Thanks manga.
Lucas Cawley
それは冗談でした。 役に立つ情報をありがとう ^-^
Lucas Cawley
why are you so upset? I'm not upset with you because I know I'm smarter than you. Is that why you're upset, because you weren't smart enough to understand my joke at first?
Damn Japanese and their backwards ways. I'm sure 2 nukes didn't help none though
fun fact: the actor who played Jesse in Free Willy is called Jason James Richter and in 1997 he had some small part in both Rugrats AND Sabrina The Teenage Witch. And Toy Box had gifts from these three shows... hmmm
-Illuminati confirmed!...or IS IT?....
Six whole, entire, years later, and my husband is still frequently wearing his Superman socks and despite routine trips through washer and dryer, the capes are still attached, must have been sown on with one of the Man of Steel's own hairs!!
An Obliviator is a guy who makes non-magics forget about magical wizards or something
"a sticker of a hand... huh, TWO stickers of hands! oh my god" - Ashens 2016
Nothing like waking up with a coffee and to a new Ashens video where he unboxes (85% of it anyway) shite in my Sub Feed!!! Seriously though, why are those fucking Funko Pop vinyl figures still popular man??!! *Sigh*...
My God, the Hard Luck Harry card sent a punch to my nostalgia lobe. I could smell my old grade school as soon as he popped up on the screen.
I had one of those clockwork action TMNTs, Donatello! who was always my favourite ^^
yay! new ashens!
Having never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, I have to say that the entire thing has been ruined for me to the point that I can't watch it anymore. Sure, Ashens contributed to the damage, but was not solely responsible.
FlipFlopGaming I feel the same way towards MLP FIM... And the sad thing is I was kinda into it without knowing any better due to reapeted visits on Cheezburger's brony section... Now I'm more into Monster High!
Lucas Cawley yes it is. I took this selfie while on a video shoot.
I'm amazed at that Tiny Tim reference in those weird baseball cards. doubly amazed you didn't catch it.
I still own that toy snake/worm c': it's missing an eye and an antennae but had it for almost 15 years. god it's kinda cool seeing that in a box.
Aw sounds like ashens found a new best buddy in that big gay worm.
Can they do a "future" loot crate box ? 🤔
www.lootcrate.com/past-crates
July's crate was themed 'Futuristic'.
matt r Not without endangering the time space continuum.
Martin Drkoš Not sure, I will ask Stephen Hawkings about that....🤔
mixs1003 Stay fresh cheese bags...?! 😲
I have that totally Angelica game on ps1, it's lit. Also the girl boxes seem to be my life from when I was 7
"Therefore proving that the walking dead is satanic" I laughed so hard at that xD
OH BOY NEW ASHENS
ADVENT CALENDAR TIME!!!!
Bring back the Handjob Elf and the Dildo Unicorn.
+Glasses&Mouthplates #bringbackHandjobelfandDildoUnicorn
Dear God, not again.
Oh goody! A fake Ashens!
Holy shit I nearly died of laughter when you said ‘Humperdink Bandersnatch’ lol 😂 😂 😂
Last time I was this early the Twin Towers still existed.
Tim Kuipers SAVAGERY!!!!!!
10:01 A single frame of someone with a proton pack? At a con? What?
not just someone.
Who?
As Stuart never tries the gum in these packs meanwhile has tried all sorts of food poisoning inducing items ill just tell you all the gum eventually breaks down to a point its more like a loosely pressed together powder. Once you put it in your mouth and try to chew it then it all just crumbles into dust and leaves a bad taste similar to artificial sweeteners. Yes I was a dumb kid and fyi for bad tastes chapstick helps. It doesnt sound great but when you taste something so bad you wish to cut off your tongue off you get desperate and chapstick helps.
He has tried the gum before and we all know this.
Bladsmith ok which video?
Loot crate has been really solid lately. might start ordering again eventually if they keep it up.
I had those exact same Ninja Turtles when I grew up! I think we had all of them, but only ended up having Raphael at the end.
Fallout3: lone wonder
Fallout NV: career
Fallout 4: sole survivor
Fallout 3 was Lone Wanderer, not Lone Wonder.
Copy Pod NV's protagonist was called The Courier
Copy Pod Fallout 1: Vault dweller and Fallout 2: Chosen One
Ashens must make a fortune from all the Funko Pop he sells
I think pliskin vs McCreedy would have been a cool comic. you could even have them fighting the thing.
The Lone Wanderer was three, but a lot of material refers to the Sole Survivor from 4 as the Lone Wanderer or Vault Dweller, too.
Fantastics beets and how to fry them?
*A witty comment*
callum ferguson *A witty reply*
callum ferguson
*A comment complaining about yours*
callum ferguson *a comment about how quickly this escalated*
callum ferguson *random bible verse that doesn't relate at all to aforementioned witty comment*
callum ferguson AYY LMAO
Ashens you are one of my favourite youtubers, keep making videos, you're great! :)
Whoa, loot crate was surprisingly good this month!
ashens rips these things apart, yet they still send them to him for free.
i guess after all free advertising is still advertising none the less.
Do you mean Kid Muscle?
The main character?
I also remember Talespin. I liked it a lot, even though I hardly remember anything about the show now outside of it being a thing I liked.
Ultimate Muscle cartoon.
We need Ashens to dub over an entire episode of TWD
I used to looooove that Rugrats Totally Angelica game lol you play a bunch of mini games at a mall to earn beauty items/clothes for a fashion show lol
I just got a game child! Made a video on it, would love to get it scribbled on by you.
Did you ever
Fun fact: there were four Free Willy movies.
+Ilpaca Blank
that's roughly 5 too many
Ilpaca Blank
One man can only have so many willies.
I remember liking the first one as a kid, thinking the second one was dumb, and not giving a crap when others came out. Not a good sign when your target audience thinks that.
LMAO 13:10 that Raphael voice got me good XD
Those Free Willy 2 cards reminded me about the copy of Free Willy I've kept in my backpack for a few years.
17:45 I'd buy Lego if that was their marketing.
jack burton vs snake plissken?
i came.
Thomas Jenkins big boss solid snake
well, now you can go - and don't fucking come back.
That "Tiny Tim" reference though. Tip-Toe through the tulips!
"The holiday spirit was gin." That fucking killed me.