True story: When I was a child I saw this game in PlayStation Magazine and really wanted to play it, so my father took me to a toy store, but they didn't have it so I picked Crash Bandicoot instead ... One of the best desisions in my life. A few years ago I bought the game used, It was so bad I gave up during the top down section.
Saw a copy of a game called 'Animal Soccer World' by Phoenix Games for literally a single Australian dollar. I was Tempted to buy it and ship it to Caddy but I don't think its legal to send packets of shit overseas.
I may have owned that. It was full of random mini games and had a mini game select that featured a weird alien that had nothing to do with sports. I was 6 and I was still able to tell how bad it was!
"Also, whenever you die, Cheesy turns into a sperm and flies off into space to impregnate the Alien Queen to make more Yellow Bastards or some shit." I'm dead XD
You know if he did it, Teapot would be the nickname for some hyper-sexualised female supporting character and Cheesy would be some horrific CGI abomination. Let's make this happen.
Noone remembers the heroes that died for what we have now. For every Dank Souls there were hundreds, thousands of people that were laid waste to by the atrocities of our past. Best regards, xXxEdgelord420xXx
God, you know what that momentum issue with Cheesy's controls remind me of? In Pandemonium 2, when you picked up a powerup as Fargus you gained some seconds of invincibility and could kill enemies just by touching them, but were unable to stop running. Except Pandemonium 2 controled better... and it was fun... and it was a trade-off for the invincibility... AND GOOD!
An anthropomorphic animal character that collects yellow stuff and can't swim, way too many control types that all doesn't work properly,loading screens that stays too long and plentiful, levels with way too fast movement where the character goes through a long predetermined path, the world is 3D, the life is the character's head, and the game's released in a year that ends up in the number 6........ What is this? Sonic '06 Alpha Edition?
i think i have an idea of the plot? These two alien things are in a fight. and this mouse. uh, somehow got stuck in the middle and the goal is to escape? maybe?
Cheesy's eyes are inconsistent. The box art gives him CGI eyes, the cutscenes give him cartoonish eyes and the gameplay gives him eyes that make it seem like he's dead tired after a 3 month bender.
Thankyou, someone else who understands the importance of the cut scene from Muppets Christmas Carol. The songs a little wank but necessary for the reprisal at the end, not to mention crucial for the storyline. A man of my own heart. As for cheesy shame no one can build this from the ground up and turn it into something playable
8:10 Not to mention, leaving the corpse like that makes it look like the enemy's not dead, but *stunned*. Like, you feel like they'll get up again any second! (inb4 "It was just stunned, and there's no way to kill anything permanently")
I love your reading of the back of the game case. The sped up music to go along with the pauses with the odd punctuation in the sentences crack me up too much.
SuperCrazyCrasher Ok because one of my friends went into a cex and brought that same game and there will be an extremly unlikly chance that i will know that guy your talking about
*D A Z Z Y O U ' R E A N A S S H O L E* Caddy, seriosuly man, you've come up with some epic lines in your day. This intro song is one that keeps me laughing almost two years later. xD
When the queen of England saw that you didn't keep playing the game until you saw the teapot, she said, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Now where's my potato salad?"
2:44 I hate to be that type of person, but can anybody tell me which game this music is from? I can't seem to find it anywhere on the Internet, so if anyone knows, can you reply to my comment, please with the name of the music?
Caddicarus Dude, i'm finishing this game right now, you won't believe how obnoxious and stupidly HARD it gets after Teapot, it's absurd (thank fuck for save states).
RefriDe Lagosta Fucking hell i just did it! Here's how it ends (spoiler alert): you die in the end (i shit you not, you DIE IN THE END, i need a hug Ç_Ç)
+RefriDe Lagosta Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! All of this bullshit and Cheesy DIES at the end?! Are you fucking serious?! I at least want to know what Teapot looks like.
+bloodrunsclear Yeah it's been removed from all copies past VHS and it sucks they did that because of all the reasons Caddy said. It needs to be in the film.
+bloodrunsclear It is. I do remember not liking it when I was a kid and being like 'Ew soppy sad stuff in my Muppet christmas movie i wish it wasnt in there it ruins it!'. Now that I'm older I realize how necessary it was. Maybe that's why they removed it. Because they thought it was too sad / not what kids wanted to see?
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This was Cheesy.
***** Second thumbs up!
***** Yes, Space. Many jokes have been made.
2 punny
+SpaceHamster What kind of cheese?
Hamham just killed me
True story: When I was a child I saw this game in PlayStation Magazine and really wanted to play it, so my father took me to a toy store, but they didn't have it so I picked Crash Bandicoot instead ... One of the best desisions in my life. A few years ago I bought the game used, It was so bad I gave up during the top down section.
Nice opening song
The game was rated a 7/10 on PS Magazine!
Wow this sucks
@@r7crazycanucks”DID YOU NINCOMPOOPS RATE CHEESY A 7/10?”
I think you mean that this game blows
Remember when this video was titled "that cheesy bastard?"
Me too
Good times
I prefer "That Cheesy Bastard," along with the other previous names, in all honesty.
@@Chaos89P amen to that, bro. I wonder why he changed the names of his old videos. :\
@@RANima71498 to please UA-cam, i suppose :/
Remember what they took from us
I just so happened to be playing Pokemon Diamond and caught Dialga while watching this.
As such, I nicknamed Dialga "Teapot".
I feel for you in here...
Haha, that's cute! XD
If you squint really hard, Dialga actually looks a little like a teapot.
Draconic Alchemist you still have him?
Catch a Muk and name it Slime
Worse load times than Sonic 06.
Worse controls than Bubsy 3D.
Worse gunplay than Shadow the Hedgehog.
What a Cheesy experience...
+SorachiJirachi HAAA HAH HA HA HA!!
That Yellow Bastard I MEAN CHEESY!
+SorachiJirachi the gunplay in shadow the hedgehog is decent, it's rocket launcher...play that sucks.
haaaaaa
ha haaaaaa
_ha haaaa...._
+pipo berber I agree, liked that game and its gun play...
Cheesy still sucks though.
That intro may very well haunt my nightmares.
Toxic Tears Surprised they weren't haunted years ago....
Caddicarus I need more Caddy sing-a-longs, dammit!
Caddicarus AAAAAW SNAP
Toxic Tears well yeah
Caddicarus mine didn't but this one might...
I was expecting you to shoot the Cheesy game several times and say, "Oh look at that, now its Swiss Cheesy."
we cab't always win
You made your own Director's Cut of The Muppets Christmas Carol?
That's badass. I'm not even joking.
5:44 Wow! This game made him compliment Bubsy 3D!
During the [OLD] aditions we get wonderful titles like "Old Ballz" and "Old Cheesy" and I love it.
that intro was...........
cheesy
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH
*slow clap*
(quietly throws 🍅)
BRAVOO! BRAAVOOO!!
*stabs mercilessly*
Saw a copy of a game called 'Animal Soccer World' by Phoenix Games for literally a single Australian dollar. I was Tempted to buy it and ship it to Caddy but I don't think its legal to send packets of shit overseas.
$1? LOL, I'd do it :D
+Joseph Dunn Don't let your *insert* be *joke*
Do it
+Axel Konzern I would imagine just shipping the game anywhere wouldn't be legal! XD
I may have owned that. It was full of random mini games and had a mini game select that featured a weird alien that had nothing to do with sports. I was 6 and I was still able to tell how bad it was!
Caddicarus don't mess around when it comes to The Muppets Christmas Carol like holy crap thats amazing XD
Agreed.
7:35
His delivery of that line was amazing.
This seems like a prequel to Bad Rats.
Jacobliterator yes
"Also, whenever you die, Cheesy turns into a sperm and flies off into space to impregnate the Alien Queen to make more Yellow Bastards or some shit."
I'm dead XD
When will the Daz song be on Itunes?
I hope one day that it will be released even if it’s just a separate video of only the song
Soon
So many companies tried to create the next big IP. It seemed like going up against Crash was a death sentence.
Metal Ass Gaming Which is funny considering Crash's high only lasted for like three games.
Johan Hoekstra Yeah, If they hadn't fucked up after the the third instalment then I think they could of bought him over to PS4.
Metal Ass Gaming Name one platformer-type game that didn't go to shit after the third/fourth game that isn't Mario, they aren't made to last really.
Johan Hoekstra I know, right?
Rayman?
Oh grief, that song was great. 45 seconds in and I'm already giving it a like.
You're doing well, Caddicarus.
+D MAS Yeah, I actually got excited for the video myself when that song came up. Kinda wish it was a few seconds longer though.
RPGirl Hah, we meet again! I saw someone named TheRPGirl not long ago...thought you had undergone a name change... XD
D MAS Nope. Still the same.
D MAS I guess you have a point there. And yeah, that last line was spot on.
RPGirl It's something _I_ would do. XD
So has anyone actually reached Teapot?
He's one of the bosses, in a similar vein to how Mad Jack is one of the bosses in Donkey Kong 64.
Some people have beaten the game.
Pot
@@KeybladeMasterAndy how? When the game is so god awful.
@@doomslayer3593 Morbid curiosity, and probably for a long play video/channel.
Caddy.
I just wanted to say.
You are really brilliant.
And you make me laugh.
A lot.
Thank you.
Bye.
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1:52 The way Crash twitches in the corner after being uppercut by Mario is just unsettling
petition for Michael Bay to make a movie adaption of Cheesy
Replace the loading screens with explosions. There might just be enough for Bay to fill his quota.
You know if he did it, Teapot would be the nickname for some hyper-sexualised female supporting character and Cheesy would be some horrific CGI abomination.
Let's make this happen.
I would totally see that!
@@AllyGatorAnimator and give Slime an enemy scrotum
Guy's making Skibidi Toilet so.....
4:18 I feel like just having the word "er..." sums up this entire game very well.
13:54 7 years later and now the Director’s Cut is actually coming out!
So you mean to tell me a game messed something up worse than Bubsy 3D?
Where have we gone wrong as a species?
We've gone wrong. Very wrong.
Noone remembers the heroes that died for what we have now. For every Dank Souls there were hundreds, thousands of people that were laid waste to by the atrocities of our past.
Best regards,
xXxEdgelord420xXx
DerVasto xXxEdgelord420xXx - You will be remembered in our hearts. *Cue the Linkin Park music*
DragonGodMillionare
Edgy. I like it. Not really. Because I like nothing. Because I´m edgy. Yup.
DerVasto ..................... CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!!!!
OH FUCK YES! SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CLEVER BOYS! WOOOOOOOO!
W3r3gam3r I showed that to all my friends!
W3r3gam3r
"Back to menu."
"Back to-Back-Back to menu."
W3r3gam3r I waited so long for this one!
"Oh, there's a funny face on the chimney! Look, and there's smoke! What is going on?"
I feel like that intro song has the potential to hit the top of the iTunes charts.
It's a bop.
This game was pretty...
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
NOT THE COMFY CHAIR D:
You win the Internet
+Aliens Exist You're a true Python.
What did the Romans do for us?!
+Aliens Exist Didnt see that coming
I need that 'FACKIN 'ELL' towards the end as my ringtone
I completely agree with everything you said about the Muppet Christmas Carol.
7:47 accurate description of playing Undertale...
"Diddly prick" That, the sound effects, and the way you said it creases me up every time. You never fail to amuse me, James.
God, you know what that momentum issue with Cheesy's controls remind me of?
In Pandemonium 2, when you picked up a powerup as Fargus you gained some seconds of invincibility and could kill enemies
just by touching them, but were unable to stop running.
Except Pandemonium 2 controled better... and it was fun... and it was a trade-off for the invincibility... AND GOOD!
But do you know what that game DOESN'T have? A teapot boss battle.
An anthropomorphic animal character that collects yellow stuff and can't swim, way too many control types that all doesn't work properly,loading screens that stays too long and plentiful, levels with way too fast movement where the character goes through a long predetermined path, the world is 3D, the life is the character's head, and the game's released in a year that ends up in the number 6........ What is this? Sonic '06 Alpha Edition?
Heck, there's a level where you are constantly going forward at high speed and running into anything hurts!
BigBossMan538
This just had to be one of my first games.... Daggnabbit all to Helck
+ZenoDLC Sonic '06 *was* Sonic '06's Alpha Edition. This is the prototype of the Pre-Alpha.
This game is actually worse than Sonic 06'
*THEY'RE BACK. PHOENIX GAMES ARE BACK. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN.*
GlitchyShadow13 your pic goes perfectly with your comment
GlitchyShadow13 OH GOD
Hide your shotgun, barricade your kids, load all entrances
LOWER THE CANONS!
GlitchyShadow13 Do I need to hide my wife as well? Are they rapin' errbody up in here?
i think i have an idea of the plot? These two alien things are in a fight. and this mouse. uh, somehow got stuck in the middle and the goal is to escape? maybe?
Apparently, there's a magic potion involved.
1:47 Why exactly is Crash standing on Minecraft's Giant Mushroom?
GYARA Gaming what was the music used in the background seriously I don't know
@@christianaonomivbori3781 resident evil?
Cheesy's eyes are inconsistent. The box art gives him CGI eyes, the cutscenes give him cartoonish eyes and the gameplay gives him eyes that make it seem like he's dead tired after a 3 month bender.
I like how on the cover he looks like an Aardman creation and they had NOTHING to do with any of this!
@@LchanOtakudom he looks like if ratatoing tried to be like something by aardman
Have any of you guys played Toontown? Cheesy looks like he was a reject from that game. A sad, low poly reject.
+WasabiKitKat the racing game that was made by the same team that would eventually make Gran Turismo?
+Giordan Diodato No, it was some kids' MMORPG by Disney that shut down a few years back.
Google “Toontown Rewritten”.
It reminds me of that one bootleg Ratatouille movie called Ratatoing
Look up "Walt Disney World Quest Magical Racing Tour". You’ll see.
Intro gets 4/20 for cheesiness
revolution2419 Your weed is bad and you should feel bad.
Freddy Fairlane nah bruv I got sum of dat pure Jamaican ganja
7.8/10. Too much cheese.
12:26 I just couldn't help but salute.
Best Caddy episode as of now, Caddy. XD
Today I learned that this Dazz is the same Dazz from DidYouKnowGaming.
Thankyou, someone else who understands the importance of the cut scene from Muppets Christmas Carol. The songs a little wank but necessary for the reprisal at the end, not to mention crucial for the storyline. A man of my own heart.
As for cheesy shame no one can build this from the ground up and turn it into something playable
That arm cannon reminds me of Mega Man.
Super Fighting Rodent! Cheesy Mouse!
Except Mega Man games are 10000000000000x better
9:58
Have we started the fire?
lIScytheIl no we didnt.
It was allways burning.
Yes, the fire rises.
lIScytheIl NO. THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER.
Calm down, doctor! Now is not the time for fear...that comes later.
Man in The Radiator No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.
Dazz confirmed to be the new antagonist.
Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys.
I'm excited.
ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!!!
for the people wondering, the people who made that ALSO made... Dal- Dalmatians 3...
I've seen this game before
Snow white looks like an ugly blonde stripper in it.
And the game's racist...
I have high hopes for this review.
The game also makes fun of fat people.
8:10 Not to mention, leaving the corpse like that makes it look like the enemy's not dead, but *stunned*. Like, you feel like they'll get up again any second!
(inb4 "It was just stunned, and there's no way to kill anything permanently")
+EarthPhantomTS That game mechanic makes no sense.
4:46 BECAUSE MICE EAT CHEESE, YOU KNOW!
0:30 describes my feelings for this game.
"The 2D Platformer was mastered by this point."
Exactly. Super Mario Bros was eleven years old at that point.
"BECAUSE MICE EAT CHEESE YOU KNOW!"
I need a doctor.
I love your reading of the back of the game case. The sped up music to go along with the pauses with the odd punctuation in the sentences crack me up too much.
2:12 Cheesy predicted Sinistea from Pokémon Sword and Shield
The murky colours of this game make me feel sick.
9:11 NO WE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
2:11
Names on par with Sonic Frontiers' bosses.
IT’S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR
CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GONE
At they were fun to fight and memorable along with the music unlike cheesy
Great to hear about your Muppet Christmas Cut! It is disgusting that they deleted When Love is Gone.
I miss this era of caddy
i am offically in love with Daz's voice!
Dear lord, I saw a Phoenix game - son of the lion king - in Cex the other week. Someone bought it within a few days. There is no hope.
Danmarinja What did that person look like
Look up a guy called 'Phelous' he's reviewed it as well as some other knock off movies and a ton of bootleg games and products
sonic radio I don't think it'll matter what he/she looks like, because as soon as they play it, they won't be the same way again.
SuperCrazyCrasher
Ok because one of my friends went into a cex and brought that same game and there will be an extremly unlikly chance that i will know that guy your talking about
Why didn't you buy it and burn it so that it could never be... "played"?
I love "When Love Is Gone"!!
Every once in a while that little jingle at the beginning pops back into my head. Weird song to be caught singing to myself.
I don't know why I'm not already subscribed to Caddy.
So here man, have a subscribe for still being a youtuber I respect.
We ALL feel for Teapot...
Best Intro 2015 10/10 would watch again!
*D A Z Z Y O U ' R E A N A S S H O L E*
Caddy, seriosuly man, you've come up with some epic lines in your day.
This intro song is one that keeps me laughing almost two years later. xD
Amazeballs as always :-)
EXTRA love for the Muppet edit. So glad I'm not the only one driven insane by the lack of that scene.
When the queen of England saw that you didn't keep playing the game until you saw the teapot, she said, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Now where's my potato salad?"
never thought I would hear someone say something good about Bubsy 3d....
7:01 "I shot sperm into space!"
best intro 2074
I've never felt the need to do a TAS of a game until now. I feel like the world NEEDS to know how fast Cheesy can be completed.
Dude, most people don't even know anymore that that scene in the mules
Muppets exists. You're a hero
2:44 I hate to be that type of person, but can anybody tell me which game this music is from? I can't seem to find it anywhere on the Internet, so if anyone knows, can you reply to my comment, please with the name of the music?
Don't know the title, but it's from Santa Claus Saves the Earth, which Caddy also has a video on
@@Kreinsamer OK
@@Kreinsamer It’s level 3
That song at the beginning need to be on iTunes or something.
Why thank you Caddy, this video was posted on my birthday (which was yesterday)! Hilarious stuff as always! :)
That Muppet Christmas Carol rant was so cathartic around this time of year
Boys think that the title was always Cheesey PS1.
Legends remember it as That Cheesey Bastard.
THAT WAS A BIT
CHEESY
Bane: Of course the fire rises!
My favorite Caddicarus review.
you are figthing the good figth with the directors cut. Kepp figthing and never give up caddy!
Am I the only one who... Just... CAN'T launch a caddicarus video without singing "Caddick in you aaaaaarse..." ?
Where was the "Innocent little mouse" bit from?
Tom and Jerry
@varelabro1 the on where Tom goes to hell for trying to eat jerry
Literally cringed in fear when I saw the game at the end.
Awesome video Caddi! I laughed before Iwent to work this morning. Aloha and much love!
I don’t know if anyone will see this, but the music for the Daz song, is the Fact Fiend outro music.
Caddicarus Dude, i'm finishing this game right now, you won't believe how obnoxious and stupidly HARD it gets after Teapot, it's absurd (thank fuck for save states).
RefriDe Lagosta Fucking hell i just did it! Here's how it ends (spoiler alert):
you die in the end (i shit you not, you DIE IN THE END, i need a hug Ç_Ç)
You mean, "Safe" points?
+Elijah T (elimasterblaster) The one word we're not feeling right now?
+RefriDe Lagosta Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! All of this bullshit and Cheesy DIES at the end?! Are you fucking serious?! I at least want to know what Teapot looks like.
RPGirl Yeah, its Just like in the game's cover, he ends up in a place full of mouse traps and they all go off on him
WTF happened to Daz's couch at 0:09? did he just causally dodge a fucking haduken you sent at him for making you review this?
5:44
Alright, mention it once: I need you to
Mention it twice, you HAVE TO PLAY BUBSY 3D
Finally, we found the Ratatöing tie in game
I LITERALLY gasped when he picked up Snow White and the Clever Little Boys. I was MORTIFIED. I haven't been this excited for a video in ages.
They removed 'The Love is Gone'?
It's in the credits! It doesn't make any sense if they reprise a song they never sung in the first place!
+bloodrunsclear Yeah it's been removed from all copies past VHS and it sucks they did that because of all the reasons Caddy said. It needs to be in the film.
Winter Grey It really does. It's quite a lovely song if extremely sad ^^;
+bloodrunsclear It is. I do remember not liking it when I was a kid and being like 'Ew soppy sad stuff in my Muppet christmas movie i wish it wasnt in there it ruins it!'. Now that I'm older I realize how necessary it was.
Maybe that's why they removed it. Because they thought it was too sad / not what kids wanted to see?
+bloodrunsclear I am fortunate enough to own the original VHS version with that song...
Too bad VHS players are dead now...
+TheDefectiveTurret How the hell can I get a copy of this "Director's Cut" that Caddy made then? This is rather interesting to know.
Funny that Caddy got as far as I got when I played the game as a kid. I hate that roof level!
Danmark er den beste mark
sambiman Trans: Denmark is the best mark.
I'm liking this Daz
Dude that thing about Muppet Christmas Carol... you're totally on point with that, nice work!
I love your videos man, you make really funny comments all the time, keep it up!
How come this game has more loading screens than Sonic '06?