ASMR- Doing Your Makeup For Your Funeral

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Hi everyone I hope you enjoyed todays iconic role-play!! (this video is for entertainment purposes and includes humor that some people may take the wrong way, it’s for the laughter and tinglessss.) ♥️
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,3 тис.

  • @star-mr7mo
    @star-mr7mo 4 роки тому +5537

    “All the other skeletons are gonna be QUAKING”
    -Dean 2019

  • @harubielik3693
    @harubielik3693 4 роки тому +2930

    Noone-....
    Dean- Opens casket "sorry everyone i need to touch up her lipstick"

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 4 роки тому +49

      😂😂 your comment needs more likes!

    • @mahcookie4455
      @mahcookie4455 4 роки тому +26

      I'm dead

    • @ree6205
      @ree6205 4 роки тому +15

      this is underrated

    • @renp8922
      @renp8922 4 роки тому +7

      It was an open casket funeral doe

    • @gamerf1uid
      @gamerf1uid 4 роки тому +6

      This made me snort omg🤣

  • @kitsune1270
    @kitsune1270 4 роки тому +4966

    So POV: he’s just talking to our corpse as our spirit is still there observing this

    • @rudeboy5538
      @rudeboy5538 4 роки тому +121

      He’s just crazy as fuck

    • @roz-night5898
      @roz-night5898 4 роки тому +50

      kitsune 12 this is exactly what I was imagining-

    • @jovanaletic6077
      @jovanaletic6077 4 роки тому +40

      And then my family calls me a satanist for liking metal music

    • @bawbieiiana6707
      @bawbieiiana6707 4 роки тому +11

      thanks cuz i was confused

    • @loli-9921
      @loli-9921 4 роки тому +17

      Are we sure his name isnt cheryl blossom

  • @trov5310
    @trov5310 4 роки тому +797

    Ugh I love being the prettiest corpse 😭😍😍

    • @chacha2285
      @chacha2285 4 роки тому +6

      This comment took me out lol #corpsed

  • @rebeccac4483
    @rebeccac4483 4 роки тому +1911

    “i heard over at the mortuary they use wet n wild and elf” “they probably use clown makeup there”
    LMAOOOOO

  • @baileymcnamara6242
    @baileymcnamara6242 4 роки тому +2651

    Dean: “when you go 50 feet down under”
    Me: “How far do americans bury people under ground?”

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 4 роки тому +431

      Down to the core of the earth

    • @chloesdeadinside8982
      @chloesdeadinside8982 4 роки тому +320

      All the way sis 😂

    • @lowkey_livasmr5796
      @lowkey_livasmr5796 4 роки тому +88

      Bailey Mcnamara 6 feet

    • @biancacastillo64
      @biancacastillo64 4 роки тому +277

      6 feet, and the reason for for that is so animals don't find the body n dig it up. Y'all don't wanna get eaten by a animal while dead

    • @boiledquarterz
      @boiledquarterz 4 роки тому +115

      To the crust of the earth

  • @madiichan1486
    @madiichan1486 4 роки тому +1660

    *squirts foundation into hand 12 times*
    “i only took about three pumps”

    • @remiestammitti4110
      @remiestammitti4110 4 роки тому +126

      .... 3 shots of vodka

    • @schark10k32
      @schark10k32 4 роки тому +45

      @@remiestammitti4110 *pours half bottle- guy falling downstairs drunk*

    • @will-io7ch
      @will-io7ch 4 роки тому +1

      Remie Stammitti yass

    • @kenzhope9671
      @kenzhope9671 4 роки тому +7

      The thought of wasting good makeup makes me feel tense lmao

    • @heyitznate6244
      @heyitznate6244 4 роки тому +2

      He put 11 on his hand but you were so close!!!😃

  • @centraltown6547
    @centraltown6547 4 роки тому +840

    “ew at the morgue they use wet and wild and elf, oh wait i use elf” LMAO

  • @athenaaa9611
    @athenaaa9611 4 роки тому +1365

    Regular people at a funeral: *crying*
    Dean at a funeral: okay so let me moisturize your face

    • @chio3380
      @chio3380 4 роки тому +5

      Hajime why are you--

    • @kyrq0
      @kyrq0 4 роки тому +2

      Kc Jackson LMFAO

    • @ceewe988
      @ceewe988 4 роки тому +2

      That name and pfp tho

    • @prettykush7924
      @prettykush7924 4 роки тому +2

      Is that heichou?

    • @igorokonmaaa
      @igorokonmaaa 4 роки тому +2

      Saiki- you watch asmr???

  • @Mars-mw4qr
    @Mars-mw4qr 4 роки тому +1467

    "Your corpse is smelling a little... STINKY"-Dean 2019

    • @Trixx_Iz
      @Trixx_Iz 4 роки тому +50

      Kiba Inuzuka uh oh stinky

    • @nebulajaii9689
      @nebulajaii9689 4 роки тому +15

      Rei Kiribami funny poop

    • @star-mr7mo
      @star-mr7mo 4 роки тому +19

      Rei Kiribami why did I think of this as soon as he said it- INTERNET IS TAKING OVER 😂

    • @sophia_da_first6838
      @sophia_da_first6838 4 роки тому +8

      Stanky corpsie stank corpsie stanky corpsie

    • @shea5591
      @shea5591 4 роки тому +3

      @@Trixx_Iz you beat me to it

  • @strawhaticey95
    @strawhaticey95 4 роки тому +4069

    Plot twist: We're actually alive and we're just getting this done for free lol

  • @zombiegirlfriend
    @zombiegirlfriend 4 роки тому +587

    Somebody: *opens the casket to see me one last time*
    Me with a full face of makeup: 🔴︶👄︶🔴

  • @mel1108
    @mel1108 4 роки тому +1820

    me: *alive*
    dean: you are deceased
    me: alright guess i’m dead now

    • @urmom47382
      @urmom47382 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @dh4523
      @dh4523 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @JakayaBeard.
      @JakayaBeard. 4 роки тому +6

      Basically

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 4 роки тому +17

      I started watching this in the middle of the night... *somewhere near the beginning I started feeling like I was being watched or that I was in serious danger...*

    • @hellokittyfreak9680
      @hellokittyfreak9680 4 роки тому +2

      Dead ass lol

  • @zoyas.corner
    @zoyas.corner 4 роки тому +1628

    “Your corpse will be looking so super snatch!”
    -Dean 2019

  • @whitneyedson1280
    @whitneyedson1280 4 роки тому +466

    “I know your face isn’t doing so well right now because you are deceased”
    - Dean ASMR

  • @kate4356
    @kate4356 4 роки тому +969

    It should have ended with someone yelling, “WHO LET THIS BOY IN THIS ROOM,” and him saying, “bye, sis,” and running off camera.

  • @tayscheider3207
    @tayscheider3207 4 роки тому +3402

    I love this quiet version of James Charles 😍😍😍

  • @Shabana_V
    @Shabana_V 4 роки тому +568

    “I’m sorry to say but you ARE deceased”
    Oh, really? I didn’t know

  • @jeff.probsts.hat.
    @jeff.probsts.hat. 4 роки тому +222

    the most committed mua on youtube always keeps us looking fresh

  • @yeeyee3011
    @yeeyee3011 4 роки тому +220

    i thought he was gonna say “drop dead gorgeous”

  • @georgia3801
    @georgia3801 4 роки тому +4259

    “You’re gonna be wearing this for the rest of your life”
    *hold up*

    • @Tiiinnnnnggggg
      @Tiiinnnnnggggg 4 роки тому +78

      @Georgie i was like what the hell did he just say😂

    • @lil-ratty273
      @lil-ratty273 4 роки тому +85

      I'm gonna get black heads if I don't take this off

    • @ncscat9579
      @ncscat9579 4 роки тому +28

      second life, karma?😉😉

    • @luzgalan158
      @luzgalan158 4 роки тому +34

      But u ain’t got no life no more 😂

    • @Mushyyayyy
      @Mushyyayyy 4 роки тому +15

      Georgie for the rest of your dead :3*

  • @princemaktho
    @princemaktho 4 роки тому +3006

    Omg can you do a “Doing your makeup for heaven/hell”

  • @paigehumphrey9705
    @paigehumphrey9705 4 роки тому +862

    when he said stinky all i could think of was
    uH oH sTiNkY PoOp aHaHa

    • @ag36846
      @ag36846 4 роки тому +13

      Paige Humphrey uh oh, poopy no diaper!!!!

    • @just_peachy2576
      @just_peachy2576 4 роки тому +53

      All I thought of was fishy and stanky

    • @hunterjames518
      @hunterjames518 4 роки тому +6

      Just_ Peachy yesss 😂

    • @orikitty
      @orikitty 4 роки тому +2

      Same omg

    • @casplovesyou
      @casplovesyou 4 роки тому +2

      Paige Humphrey ME TOO!!!!

  • @st4rg4z3
    @st4rg4z3 4 роки тому +2500

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    my fossil being found by archaeologists in some centuries:
    👁👃🏻-
    ✨👄✨

    • @usern0th1ng
      @usern0th1ng 4 роки тому +25

      nanda benatti luvs got7 lmaooooo

    • @dallas5476
      @dallas5476 4 роки тому +18

      They actually burn your body into ashes .

    • @dallas5476
      @dallas5476 4 роки тому +6

      •Aeropso• IM DEAD-🤣🤣

    • @deliciaedove
      @deliciaedove 4 роки тому +8

      Paleontologist...Ross Geller huh 😂😂😂😂

    • @ana.inez.
      @ana.inez. 4 роки тому +5

      @@deliciaedove That's what I was thinking 😂

  • @fluffyfurbie
    @fluffyfurbie 4 роки тому +4997

    theory: this is the fourth video of a series. the first video is the doing you makeup for the area 51 raid. the two of you go to the raid, and get sentenced to jail time. then comes the second video, doing your makeup before you go to prison. then soon after is the third video, doing your makeup in prison. the other prisoners found out you snuck concealer in, got mad at you and beat you to death. your friend was temporarily released to go to your funeral, and that's where this video comes in. in this essay i'll-
    edit: you were only beaten NEARLY to death. but you were beaten so bad that you needed a head transplant. that’s where that video comes in. due to complications with the transplant, a few days after the surgery you died.

    • @Kyujuu
      @Kyujuu 4 роки тому +50

      No reactions im first then

    • @sap1818
      @sap1818 4 роки тому +136

      Omg I chocked on my water

    • @comedypolicehandsup5141
      @comedypolicehandsup5141 4 роки тому +188

      @@sap1818 I spat out my oxygen

    • @alostwitch835
      @alostwitch835 4 роки тому +133

      Why does it make sense?

    • @jes4405
      @jes4405 4 роки тому +36

      WoW never thought that

  • @jesuschrist6609
    @jesuschrist6609 4 роки тому +4791

    no one:
    cheryl blossom talking to jason’s dead body:

    • @sarah-wp8dm
      @sarah-wp8dm 4 роки тому +83

      Jesus Christ OMG YES😂😂😂

    • @southsidescum3949
      @southsidescum3949 4 роки тому +49

      Omg this it so true😂

    • @lillyfeilke7076
      @lillyfeilke7076 4 роки тому +50

      Oh i was just waiting for that comment to be made lmao

    • @niloobakes
      @niloobakes 4 роки тому +34

      Well we have to look good when we r going to see u at heaven 😌😂

    • @sebastianachleitner09
      @sebastianachleitner09 4 роки тому +17

      I love her. 😂

  • @jobujold6731
    @jobujold6731 4 роки тому +55

    Fun fact: makeup for the deceased is specialty formulated for the dead because makeup for the living reacts differently to your warm live skin than your dead cold skin

  • @oliviad3038
    @oliviad3038 4 роки тому +1147

    When Dean said “I took three pumps” it reminded me of “2 shots of vodka”...

    • @pinkhood1572
      @pinkhood1572 4 роки тому +9

      Best part of a bottle of vodka of that when you finish it you forget the past 24h.😂

    • @eggsbakie1402
      @eggsbakie1402 4 роки тому +16

      PINK HOOD Yuchiru , Botan , Flora
      sis I'm pretty sure she's talking about a vine...

    • @juliestokes5897
      @juliestokes5897 4 роки тому +4

      *Pours the entire vodka bottle* lol

    • @endureher
      @endureher 4 роки тому +3

      VODKA DOWN THE HATCH

    • @oliviad3038
      @oliviad3038 4 роки тому

      Brielle and Collin :-: 100%%%

  • @amy.ilcsfm
    @amy.ilcsfm 4 роки тому +4718

    Who remembers the comment that told him to do this? 👍😂

  • @chassidy1361
    @chassidy1361 4 роки тому +3129

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Dean: *talks to and puts makeup on dead corpse*
    Everyone else in the church: .......

  • @TheVilmia123
    @TheVilmia123 4 роки тому +761

    Pov: you’re the corps watching ur killer do your makeup before he’s gonna bury you in his backyard

  • @loonapinks6772
    @loonapinks6772 4 роки тому +2750

    omg imagine: Devil Does Your Makeup In Hell (ASMR Roleplay)

  • @chlesnwy4788
    @chlesnwy4788 4 роки тому +828

    Plot twist: *were actually alive and he’s about to murder us*

  • @lexiesmith9575
    @lexiesmith9575 4 роки тому +1344

    Dean: Does the casket have wifi?
    Also Dean : *I'm gonna see so I can text or email you*
    *My dead body* *TRIGGERED*

  • @Otaku-nq3mj
    @Otaku-nq3mj 4 роки тому +3632

    Someone: oh my gosh, my relative just died..
    Dean: where they at
    Them: what-
    Dean: I said
    *where they at*

  • @gabbymarie703
    @gabbymarie703 4 роки тому +694

    Before :
    👀
    👃🏻
    -
    After:
    👁 👁
    🔴👃🏼🔴
    👄

  • @zoyas.corner
    @zoyas.corner 4 роки тому +3759

    The one dislike is from the mortuary. Periodt.

    • @lync6427
      @lync6427 4 роки тому +28

      Little Ez シ And all the workers😂😭😭😂

    • @Midnightblack12
      @Midnightblack12 4 роки тому +12

      No it's PERIOT

    • @haley7381
      @haley7381 4 роки тому +14

      Midnight Black it’s periodt haha jk

    • @fortniteboyy9099
      @fortniteboyy9099 4 роки тому +2

      U mean 24?? Periotd

    • @jungkookjuice3157
      @jungkookjuice3157 4 роки тому +8

      The 24 mortuaries who are jealous of Dean

  • @taehyungsboxysmile2303
    @taehyungsboxysmile2303 4 роки тому +995

    What a title first I’m going to jail, then prison , a date, and now my funeral?! 😂

  • @SomethingOrOther-tj6bk
    @SomethingOrOther-tj6bk 4 роки тому +659

    Him: doing my makeup and talking to me, yet I’m a corpse
    Me: X👄X

    • @SC-lr8tv
      @SC-lr8tv 4 роки тому +26

      XxEchoxX but you gotta keep an eye out for selener X👄👁

    • @Grrrrr56776
      @Grrrrr56776 4 роки тому +7

      @@SC-lr8tv LMAO

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 роки тому +3

      @@SC-lr8tv but Carol's tigers...
      👁👄👁

    • @-xTXIC-WSTx-
      @-xTXIC-WSTx- 4 роки тому

      Spinella 49 ❌👄👁

  • @athenak_t
    @athenak_t 4 роки тому +1621

    “a little bit stinkyyy”
    *UH OHHHH STINKYYYYYY*

    • @Spstrzzz1234
      @Spstrzzz1234 4 роки тому +9

      Athena Kihi omg I was thinking of that lmfaooo

    • @nessard
      @nessard 4 роки тому +1

      Athena Kihi
      Lmao

    • @IDEK_1381
      @IDEK_1381 4 роки тому +3

      Athena Kihi SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I HATE THATTTT

    • @pizza_girlie113
      @pizza_girlie113 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfaoooooo😂👌

    • @kpoptrash3388
      @kpoptrash3388 4 роки тому +4

      MrMason 1230 no

  • @lauraj1393
    @lauraj1393 4 роки тому +570

    Nobody:
    My sister: "lol who would talk to dead people"
    Me: *talks to my grandma* "oh"

    • @jocelynndeen4331
      @jocelynndeen4331 4 роки тому +3

      Loe x mood

    • @teddy7299
      @teddy7299 4 роки тому +8

      That took a dark turn tho Xd

    • @lauraj1393
      @lauraj1393 4 роки тому +1

      ¡!Beez Kai!¡ gaha I didn't expect this to get so many likes like tf looks like more than just miss my grandma lmfao

    • @berlmina8091
      @berlmina8091 4 роки тому

      I'm sorry✌

    • @lauraj1393
      @lauraj1393 4 роки тому +4

      little doggo Bibi aww ur such a good person for saying sorry even tho I'm making a joke out of it I hope you have an amazing day✌🏻️❤️

  • @sneakers_69
    @sneakers_69 4 роки тому +730

    Funeral worker 1: Is Dean talking to the corpses again?
    Funeral worker 2: Yep.
    Me: He’s making them look fabulous.

    • @kate1555
      @kate1555 4 роки тому +6

      Yass dont judge him he is making them beautiful

    • @noorcookie3257
      @noorcookie3257 4 роки тому +3

      kate the patato periodt sis.

    • @jackbartlett6936
      @jackbartlett6936 4 роки тому +4

      Faaabullloooooouuuusssss darling fabulous

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 роки тому

      I want Dean to do my make-up when I die

    • @Orangecat680
      @Orangecat680 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao im a mortician- i totally talk to the loved one. It gets lonley at 4 in the morning.

  • @Verypowerfulevilwizard
    @Verypowerfulevilwizard 4 роки тому +779

    Dean: is it an open casket?
    Corpse:
    Dean: okay

    • @Morgan22991
      @Morgan22991 4 роки тому +14

      I cackled at this

    • @mikz014
      @mikz014 4 роки тому +6

      Peeweecat I can relate

  • @professionallyhating
    @professionallyhating 4 роки тому +207

    dude said “green discolouration that the.....death has given you.” 💀💀💀

  • @emmabell529
    @emmabell529 4 роки тому +298

    “And that weird green skin discoloration...”
    me- thinks of Beetlejuice

    • @bridgetchavez4931
      @bridgetchavez4931 4 роки тому +3

      Yep same here

    • @hopeelizabeth19
      @hopeelizabeth19 4 роки тому +3

      Yeeeeeeesssssss

    • @micky776
      @micky776 4 роки тому +3

      Jeez now im scared

    • @Dev1lish
      @Dev1lish 3 роки тому +2

      Dean be like: HI! I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE! I’LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE!

  • @michaelagerlits9989
    @michaelagerlits9989 4 роки тому +582

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Dean: "im also gonna sneak that kkw perfume into your casket just in case you get thirsty or if it gets musty down there"

    • @aislingparker2216
      @aislingparker2216 4 роки тому +10

      As soon as I read this Dean said
      "I'm going to sneak that kkw perfume into your casket incase you get thirsty or if it incase it get musty in there"

    • @user-ep7it3ui9y
      @user-ep7it3ui9y 4 роки тому +21

      Lmaoo “incase you get *thirsty”*

    • @asmrashley2498
      @asmrashley2498 4 роки тому +1

      @@aislingparker2216 ogs know his real name - trevor 😂

    • @hotpinkminisk1rts
      @hotpinkminisk1rts 4 роки тому

      i read this exactly as he said it

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 4 роки тому +101

    sending this from beyond the grave..... its lit. i am snatched still. all the other skeletons bones are shaking.

  • @starminnss
    @starminnss 4 роки тому +247

    dean: take 11 pumps of foundation
    dean again: I jUsT tOoK aBoUt 3 pUmPs😂

    • @oat7514
      @oat7514 3 роки тому +2

      meow

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 3 роки тому +1

      @@oat7514 meow meow MEOW!!!

    • @oat7514
      @oat7514 3 роки тому +1

      @@puff2975 mraow

  • @ad-xk5ld
    @ad-xk5ld 4 роки тому +1032

    The one dislike is from James Charles. You sister snatched his career
    Oh my gosh i did not think i would actually get likes 😅 Tysm!

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 4 роки тому +111

    *DEAN!! You should totally do a “Doing your makeup for a Jeffree Star/ Shane Dawson meet and great since you have so much of his makeup and stuff!!! U will kill it!*

    • @just_peachy2576
      @just_peachy2576 4 роки тому

      Ehh :/

    • @RachASMR
      @RachASMR 4 роки тому

      Just_ Peachy ?

    • @just_peachy2576
      @just_peachy2576 4 роки тому

      @@RachASMR it's just that u don't think it would be a good video personally

    • @RachASMR
      @RachASMR 4 роки тому +5

      Just_ Peachy I think you mean you, not I. And that’s fine boo. Ultimately it’s dean’s channel and decision not yours or mine. 👻

    • @laurenoliden347
      @laurenoliden347 4 роки тому +1

      Wait a minute I just saw you on another video of another asmrist-

  • @pastelproductions8743
    @pastelproductions8743 4 роки тому +396

    Everyone: “this made me sleep!”
    Me: I’m gonna have nightmares of me being dead and my ghost watching Dean talk to my dead corpse

  • @nevaehphillips523
    @nevaehphillips523 4 роки тому +751

    “I know you’ll wear this foundation for the rest of your life”
    Too soon Trev, too soon.

  • @Penelope-rc6xl
    @Penelope-rc6xl 4 роки тому +145

    the best part of this is that he’s talking to a corpse lol

  • @anastasiadanyliuk2434
    @anastasiadanyliuk2434 4 роки тому +215

    Dean:" that blue vein just moved, that's kinda creepy"
    Also Dean: *talks to a corpse*
    😂

    • @teasentii
      @teasentii 4 роки тому +5

      Just, why. Why are people like this.. I don't get the thought process of.. these people..

  • @Ilovejaylabae
    @Ilovejaylabae 4 роки тому +162

    Dean: “you’re gonna wear this on your corpse for the rest of you life”
    Me: I thought I was already dead😭

  • @akisdevil
    @akisdevil 4 роки тому +378

    make my casket clear , need everyone to see my snatched face

  • @destinysalazar6164
    @destinysalazar6164 4 роки тому +348

    Why are you talking to my dead body
    Dean:so how was your day???
    Me:
    Dean:answer me sister

    • @teasentii
      @teasentii 4 роки тому +13

      My answer: No sister, I wont.
      Dean: But.. you just-
      Me: Shush and do my makeup.

    • @monroeallen9992
      @monroeallen9992 3 роки тому

      Hahahahahaha

    • @nayastv6304
      @nayastv6304 2 роки тому

      @@teasentii Lmaooo

  • @laineemaupin
    @laineemaupin 4 роки тому +613

    “That blue vein? It just moved. That’s kinda creepy”
    ..... aren’t you talking to my corpse? That’s pretty creepy

  • @JellyBlobs
    @JellyBlobs 4 роки тому +241

    No one:
    Dean: Do the caskets have wifi?
    😂😂😂 My most favorite ASMRtist!💕

  • @SpunkyQueer
    @SpunkyQueer 4 роки тому +131

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Dean before he starts my makeup: UH-OH STINKY

  • @joejohn524
    @joejohn524 4 роки тому +566

    “THAT BLUE VEIN IT JUST MOVED” KILLED ME SKJDJDJF

    • @schark10k32
      @schark10k32 4 роки тому +3

      Ctfu😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pinkhood1572
      @pinkhood1572 4 роки тому +5

      When he said that i was like :,, ew take it off , I ain't gonna deal whith this sh*t after im dead ".

    • @gachagirl-es3dp
      @gachagirl-es3dp 4 роки тому

      SKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS

    • @joejohn524
      @joejohn524 4 роки тому +3

      Gianna Panasuk Are you calling me a vsco girl😩 because I smash my keyboard🗿🗿

    • @gachagirl-es3dp
      @gachagirl-es3dp 4 роки тому +1

      @@joejohn524 no I was just kiding

  • @backisayback5147
    @backisayback5147 4 роки тому +256

    No one:
    Nothing:
    Me: 😶
    Dean: *deans floating head in the beginning*
    Turn your brightness down it’s funnier !

    • @thels8102
      @thels8102 4 роки тому +2

      Blqkmoon your right 🤣

    • @harubielik3693
      @harubielik3693 4 роки тому +2

      Its is😂

    • @shelby6924
      @shelby6924 4 роки тому +2

      Ha! I just tried it, rlly funny, ty

    • @dontcallmeangel1557
      @dontcallmeangel1557 4 роки тому +3

      Dude 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @witmage9
      @witmage9 4 роки тому +2

      What I see is flying hands randomly smacking my dead face! Have I been terrible in my life, to deserve this?!

  • @quaintberet
    @quaintberet 4 роки тому +377

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Dean: *talking to a dead body*

  • @realmaddawgie
    @realmaddawgie 4 роки тому +726

    “Your face is not doing so well because you are deceased.”

    • @endureher
      @endureher 4 роки тому +16

      Real Maddawgie "sorry to say it but your deceased"

    • @oqhixlism_sys9137
      @oqhixlism_sys9137 4 роки тому +5

      Ouch

    • @katokabi986
      @katokabi986 4 роки тому +3

      relatable 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @yum9073
      @yum9073 4 роки тому

      -Dean 2019 (Number 2)

    • @aadacia
      @aadacia 4 роки тому +1

      @@endureher that was a different part of the video hun

  • @chasidyrodriguez8901
    @chasidyrodriguez8901 4 роки тому +154

    do a “doing your makeup before u murder your husband” or something like that
    edit: orrrr since they dead u can do a doing your makeup in hell…or heaven, doesn’t matter

  • @brodypenn
    @brodypenn 4 роки тому +45

    Dean: *talks to and puts makeup on corpse*
    Family: *comes to visit loved one*
    Dean: G E T O U T

  • @sophieboswell2192
    @sophieboswell2192 4 роки тому +436

    Next: Doing you're makeup in heaven.
    After heaven: Doing you're makeup in hell.
    After hell: Getting released from hell and Dean is doing you're makeup for a welcome home party.
    After the welcome home party: The inmates from the prison discover that you didn't die, so they sent someone from the outside to assassinate you, Dean knows this but if he told you, he would get assassinated too, so he did a full glam look to make the skeletons quake one last time until the cycle restarts!
    The cycle restarts..

    • @sophieboswell2192
      @sophieboswell2192 4 роки тому +2

      Ksjs Jdjdb This, my friend is how I think his videos will go. And I was right for the heaven and hell part so yeah😂

    • @femkerijnvis9758
      @femkerijnvis9758 4 роки тому +4

      you said hell and dean and i almost thought i was reading a supernatural plot

    • @sophieboswell2192
      @sophieboswell2192 4 роки тому

      Femke Rijnvis 😂

    • @Lu-iw8sc
      @Lu-iw8sc 4 роки тому

      Sophie Boswell and then there is the one where he does your makeup in heaven and hell

    • @lolal-t2027
      @lolal-t2027 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

  • @amiaxd2973
    @amiaxd2973 4 роки тому +242

    me talking to my monster high dolls:
    dang yall are nice & thx for the likes:3

  • @lunamoona466
    @lunamoona466 4 роки тому +101

    My ghost came to him and said “dude I’m lookin kinda pale. Can y’all snatch mah face??”

  • @ItalicKiwi
    @ItalicKiwi 4 роки тому +1159

    Me: *dies*
    Ghost me: "oh shit I forgot my makeup!"
    Me: *revives self*
    Zombie me: "asmr James Charles help!"

  • @thatweirdbwah_
    @thatweirdbwah_ 4 роки тому +321

    Nobody:
    Me realizing he was talking to a corpse: *and I oop*

  • @gachalifegirl2828
    @gachalifegirl2828 4 роки тому +786

    He looks like Shawn mendes but has the personality of James Charles

    • @jessmakesmusic
      @jessmakesmusic 4 роки тому +105

      Absolutely does not have the personality of James Charles. What, because he's gay and likes makeup....??? He's so much nicer and overall a better person than James Charles!

    • @piinkcandle
      @piinkcandle 4 роки тому +51

      Ripvanderwinkle, (if i spelt that right) i feel like he does, just because he’s “nicer” doesn’t mean other people can’t see it. the sass level is the same i can see what the writer was talking about

    • @jessmakesmusic
      @jessmakesmusic 4 роки тому +23

      @@piinkcandle Yeah but James is down right fake and nasty, Dean is nothing like that!

    • @piinkcandle
      @piinkcandle 4 роки тому +7

      ripvanderwinkle You’re right tbh

    • @janetm2988
      @janetm2988 4 роки тому +3

      Truerr

  • @noluvseb5002
    @noluvseb5002 4 роки тому +148

    "I just want you to be HD..."
    -Dean 2019

  • @karlymartin6029
    @karlymartin6029 4 роки тому +322

    Jeffrey Star: QUAKING
    james charles: Cancelled
    Shane Dawson: Here currently making a "a day in the life of Dean ASMR"

    • @katemiayzono9801
      @katemiayzono9801 4 роки тому +6

      karly martin literally he is young. He didn’t even do anything bad. He just advertised

    • @kerrytallant1801
      @kerrytallant1801 4 роки тому +2

      shane dawson definitely doesn’t know who this kid is

    • @jimgordon5118
      @jimgordon5118 4 роки тому +5

      Jeffree *

    • @lucien5319
      @lucien5319 4 роки тому +3

      No sisters are going to be cancelled! 😌✌🏻

    • @urmom47382
      @urmom47382 4 роки тому +2

      @@lucien5319 lol oml

  • @DumbStinkyRat
    @DumbStinkyRat 4 роки тому +115

    Me : "dies"
    Me ghost : oh forgot my makeup
    Spirit me : Dean can help! :D

    • @renp8922
      @renp8922 4 роки тому

      That’s not James

    • @DumbStinkyRat
      @DumbStinkyRat 4 роки тому

      @@renp8922 charles

    • @renp8922
      @renp8922 4 роки тому

      Lmao you just changed it to dean

    • @DumbStinkyRat
      @DumbStinkyRat 4 роки тому

      @@renp8922 lol i forgot know hes name at first

  • @iiibearsiii1853
    @iiibearsiii1853 4 роки тому +260

    “Time to make you snatched so people can can kiss that face in that casket sis”
    💀💀💀

  • @laylastarzz
    @laylastarzz 4 роки тому +67

    Dean: Doing my makeup
    Me: *eating a laffy taffy and agreeing with everything he’s saying*

  • @robinssss6751
    @robinssss6751 4 роки тому +25

    Everybody on our Funeral : *crys cutely*
    Our corpse in the very good church lights : ShINe GuUuUuUuRl

  • @fiona_is_aight4109
    @fiona_is_aight4109 4 роки тому +151

    Did he really just say 50 feet below 💀💀💀

  • @crystalclown96
    @crystalclown96 4 роки тому +391

    *Dean:* **Squirts foundation 10 times**
    *Also Dean:* “I just used 3 pumps!🤠”

  • @xlugz
    @xlugz 4 роки тому +44

    Dean: I’m gonna sneak that KKW perfume in your casket, just in case you’re thirsty or-
    Me: lol wut

  • @amysaldivar-castaneda418
    @amysaldivar-castaneda418 4 роки тому +40

    Okay you’re hired for when my time come 💆🏽‍♀️

  • @kendalldayton8137
    @kendalldayton8137 4 роки тому +192

    Other asmrists: mukbang,tapping mouth sounds
    Dean: let's do make up on a dead body!!!

    • @berlmina8091
      @berlmina8091 4 роки тому

      It was actually what one people asked him to do in comments in one of his other vids

  • @ventgoblin238
    @ventgoblin238 4 роки тому +34

    Nobody:
    Dean: I'm so sorry you died queen but it's time for your makeup game to go hard

  • @Hinata-gm8dm
    @Hinata-gm8dm 4 роки тому +31

    “Because I just want you looking the best”
    Me: aw ok ❤️❤️❤️
    “Because you are *deceased* “

  • @taygold7
    @taygold7 4 роки тому +43

    I screamed when I got this notif bc I literally commented on the comment asking you to do this omg

  • @zoeyulloaa
    @zoeyulloaa 4 роки тому +19

    “like they use elf” also him”OH WAIT THIS IS ELF” i lost it there😂

  • @eryntervit7270
    @eryntervit7270 4 роки тому +32

    I love that he’s talking to us even tho we’re dead 😂❤️

  • @14THEPINKPANTHER
    @14THEPINKPANTHER 4 роки тому +158

    When I comment "I'm DECEASED!" waaaay too many times that it becomes real. 👀👀👀

  • @halo5264
    @halo5264 4 роки тому +58

    No one:
    Dean: aNd tHats oN pErIodT

  • @katieflower499
    @katieflower499 4 роки тому +68

    Dean: “I just took about 3 pumps”
    Me: YOU LITERALLY TOOK 10 but okay go off sis I REALLY need it

    • @crow8084
      @crow8084 4 роки тому +2

      katie flower
      Me:“I think it was actually 11 but who’s counting”
      Also me:”um you are.”
      Also also me:”NO ONE CARES!”
      Also also also me:”Why are you they way you are?”
      😂😂😂

    • @ren-tq5yg
      @ren-tq5yg 4 роки тому

      @@crow8084 what

  • @julitzacruz5077
    @julitzacruz5077 4 роки тому +74

    Plot twist: he’s dead to but he just looks a lot more flawless compared to us 😂❤️

    • @lolacupcake255
      @lolacupcake255 4 роки тому

      That explains why he can talk to us🤔

  • @brianna8131
    @brianna8131 4 роки тому +39

    “does the caskets- do they have wifi? do u know? i’m definitely gonna find out they have wifi or not so i can text you or email you cuz i really wanna find out how it’s gonna be down there”

  • @MaryGracexx
    @MaryGracexx 4 роки тому +21

    you will forever be one of my absolute favorites

  • @whitneywelch7523
    @whitneywelch7523 4 роки тому +66

    “All the other skeletons are gonna be quAking” dean

  • @ellewhite2485
    @ellewhite2485 4 роки тому +34

    honestly, i just come here for the sarcasm

  • @meram3467
    @meram3467 4 роки тому +4

    There’s something ridiculously calming about his voice 🤯🤯 literally sends me straight to sleep. It’s insane.

  • @lil.nonyyy
    @lil.nonyyy 4 роки тому +30

    Kinda wish he told her that her that her makeup was so good he was deceased. “Girllll your makeup is so good I’m deceased”

  • @banosguadalupe2109
    @banosguadalupe2109 4 роки тому +71

    Wtf, this is kind of weird. Kind of loving it, not gonna lie

  • @Its_Jenn_21
    @Its_Jenn_21 4 роки тому +79

    THE GOD LISTENED TO ME ! 💙😂
    You're unbelievably iconic