ASMR- Doing Your Makeup In Our Kidnappers Basement

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  • @RoomWithJohnny
    @RoomWithJohnny 4 роки тому +5960

    Plot twist: *After being kidnapped for a week, Dean turned insane and started hallucinating that he was with another person, doing their makeup*

    • @benguin5522
      @benguin5522 4 роки тому +60

      YES!

    • @glitterglue.stardust
      @glitterglue.stardust 4 роки тому +126

      There wasn't even any makeup there

    • @depressoespressogachalol415
      @depressoespressogachalol415 4 роки тому +189

      And he ends up in an insane asylum waving his hands in the air as if he were using a makeup brush to a wall while whispering to himself about doing makeup

    • @aengusog3415
      @aengusog3415 4 роки тому +75

      And he was actually in a coma for the last 2 years

    • @minavamp2865
      @minavamp2865 4 роки тому +38

      And that’s why when he put the makeup on a brush/himself it didn’t go away

  • @venus562
    @venus562 4 роки тому +8539

    I suggest we give our kidnapper a makeover and teach him some fashion sense cause these jumpsuits are not it

    • @venus562
      @venus562 4 роки тому +162

      Clare Helfrich preachhhh, like sis this ain’t no jail

    • @ga69y13
      @ga69y13 4 роки тому +147

      And that’s on forced adoption

    • @Josaiah
      @Josaiah 4 роки тому +54

      Or u can give him a makeover so he can get a girlfriend instead of kidnapping ppl

    • @alaynademuria3740
      @alaynademuria3740 4 роки тому +20

      Those handcuffs can slay though. But they're not real dimonds 🤧🤚

    • @idkidk-bt5wm
      @idkidk-bt5wm 4 роки тому +12

      I know right orange just ain’t it

  • @alexisheath19
    @alexisheath19 4 роки тому +508

    “I just really hate being kidnapped because it’s basically forced adoption.” 💀

  • @wolfbitch5673
    @wolfbitch5673 4 роки тому +556

    “I can’t believe that idiot literally gave us dollar general hand cuffs”

  • @SkoomaThurman
    @SkoomaThurman 4 роки тому +8079

    “Kidnapping is forced adoption” might just be the hottest take of 2020

    • @hilarithebambee3562
      @hilarithebambee3562 4 роки тому +41

      Most kidnappers just sell them tho

    • @theweirdkidnextdoor219
      @theweirdkidnextdoor219 4 роки тому +11

      True true

    • @lay222pretty
      @lay222pretty 4 роки тому +7

      Vivian Vaeth LOL

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 роки тому +4

      @@hilarithebambee3562 selling them on the black market?

    • @hilarithebambee3562
      @hilarithebambee3562 4 роки тому +43

      @@nyancat5359 or human trafficking or selling organs or asking to return them for ransom money. That's usually what kidnapping is for.

  • @camrynfaulkner
    @camrynfaulkner 4 роки тому +10056

    we need a role play “getting ready for dr.phil after our kidnap” or something omg

  • @asmratitsfinest4138
    @asmratitsfinest4138 4 роки тому +911

    Trevor: “he’s starving us”
    also Trevor: “skinny legends” 😳

  • @moriahjohnson963
    @moriahjohnson963 4 роки тому +1657

    I keep seeing Shawn mendes and James Charles as one person and I’m shooketh🤯

    • @noway9451
      @noway9451 4 роки тому +11

      Moriah Johnson bruh momment

    • @Rita-ri4jq
      @Rita-ri4jq 4 роки тому +7

      As a mendesarmy, no❤️

    • @lilSpykey
      @lilSpykey 4 роки тому +37

      Plot twist: James Charles kidnapped him and he went insane and is talking to the skeleton of Shawn mendes.

    • @Lordnugget12
      @Lordnugget12 4 роки тому +7

      He's so much better than james charles tho and definitely cute as a button cuter than shawn

    • @newt_is_cute
      @newt_is_cute 4 роки тому +3

      Omg WAIT TRUE

  • @mar-kf3jf
    @mar-kf3jf 4 роки тому +7138

    You should do a “doing your makeup in the club’s bathroom” rp telling us boys aint shit

  • @ssssss.s
    @ssssss.s 4 роки тому +9938

    He is an absolute genius in terms of creativity of content.

    • @ssssss.s
      @ssssss.s 4 роки тому +82

      Dean ASMR love you 💙

    • @smvlogs6748
      @smvlogs6748 4 роки тому +42

      Dean ASMR ur cool

    • @roxiandresz03
      @roxiandresz03 4 роки тому +24

      He's literally the best!!!

    • @kianhopkins1407
      @kianhopkins1407 4 роки тому +23

      I like how u are not trying to get out and doing makeup instead😂😂😂

    • @beatrice2767
      @beatrice2767 4 роки тому +5

      facts

  • @miyo._.5569
    @miyo._.5569 4 роки тому +132

    Their Tedtalk be like: How we didn’t let our kidnapper stop us from being ✨ fabulous

  • @g3cko527
    @g3cko527 4 роки тому +415

    People in 1960: "i bet they're going to have flying cars in 2020!"
    *me watching a kidnapped man do my makeup to help me fall asleep*

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 роки тому +2629

    “I snuck in my makeup bag”
    *Ok, how did you do that, cause it wasn’t from the same place as the foundation in prison*

  • @alisong1540
    @alisong1540 4 роки тому +965

    “We’re gonna sue this guy, and put him in prison, and he’s gonna go in the electric chair. Yep.” 😂💀 I’m crying

    • @bee1783
      @bee1783 4 роки тому +7

      This part came on right as I read it 😭

    • @shortbuttallgirl2847
      @shortbuttallgirl2847 4 роки тому +6

      Omg doing ur makeup before we go to court

  • @lilysworld5122
    @lilysworld5122 4 роки тому +1457

    Pov: ur the corpse he's talking to in the corner cuz he went crazy

    • @mayavessey
      @mayavessey 4 роки тому +50

      LMFAOOO

    • @idotnai
      @idotnai 4 роки тому +44

      This is underrated

    • @adolfosanchez7198
      @adolfosanchez7198 4 роки тому +80

      And it's actually been 5 years, nobody cares about us, and they think we're dead.

    • @imdone.8086
      @imdone.8086 4 роки тому +5

      @@adolfosanchez7198 ok

    • @maddie_137
      @maddie_137 4 роки тому +20

      Now I cant stop thinking about that...

  • @merj3367
    @merj3367 4 роки тому +429

    Plot Twist: Dean is the kidnapper and is acting like he is your friend to psychologically torture you. Would be a great asmr series.

    • @teresamaria3525
      @teresamaria3525 3 роки тому +29

      Orrr he was just lonely and kidnapped someone to be friends with but knows you couldn't really be friends if you knew he was the kidnapper.

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 3 роки тому +2

      TF?

    • @ahshsiabnsksbsoa941
      @ahshsiabnsksbsoa941 3 роки тому +12

      That's some messed up criminal minds shit lmao

    • @jenniferyoung3119
      @jenniferyoung3119 3 роки тому +3

      @@ahshsiabnsksbsoa941 lol

    • @emilypeaple6028
      @emilypeaple6028 3 роки тому +1

      Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo99oo9ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodaooooooo1234567892poooooooooooopooooooooooooo9o9999999999999999999999999ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo{ooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooooppp the

  • @coolie.joolie
    @coolie.joolie 4 роки тому +2464

    So we’re not gonna talk about how there’s a ladder right behind us to climb out the window? 😪

    • @parrisd3865
      @parrisd3865 4 роки тому +87

      Yolanda it’s probably a trick 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @gachaislife8648
      @gachaislife8648 4 роки тому +123

      The ladder has tacks in it and the window is fake

    • @chouchoulily
      @chouchoulily 4 роки тому +46

      @@gachaislife8648 maybe theyre dumb

    • @gachaislife8648
      @gachaislife8648 4 роки тому +18

      @@chouchoulily good point

    • @unsaiinted
      @unsaiinted 4 роки тому +97

      We need to be snatched before we leave duh

  • @lilylovespets6007
    @lilylovespets6007 4 роки тому +1178

    Why is this such a gen z mood. 😂 were just chilling doing our makeup in the dude’s basement worried because we didn’t check our twitter

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 роки тому +29

      Gen Z is such a mood like they'll eat tide pods and yell "for the vine" Then not want to order their own food

    • @abbywalters579
      @abbywalters579 4 роки тому +6

      Shoto Todoroki ummmmmmm u literally just explained my life lol

    • @nayek6532
      @nayek6532 4 роки тому +5

      Whenever I’m out without my phone I start to worry because I have either not checked Insta and Snap or I haven’t checked if my favorite Tik Tokers posted 😂

    • @idontknow-fl4id
      @idontknow-fl4id 4 роки тому +4

      And thinking how were gonna be on doctor Phil and get famous becuse of it

    • @doomsday7308
      @doomsday7308 3 роки тому

      @@nayek6532 not funny actually. This is concerning

  • @sleepyysheepp
    @sleepyysheepp 4 роки тому +137

    "That idiot literally gave us dollar general handcuffs"
    That kidnapper is on a *CHEEP* budget

  • @kyndrasquidward3300
    @kyndrasquidward3300 4 роки тому +174

    Plot Twist: Dean is actually kidnapped, and asking for help

  • @elii3404
    @elii3404 4 роки тому +2884

    "Soroski fake China handcuffs"
    "Is giving me PTSD from when I was in prison"
    Wait is all of this in the same universe or-?

    • @emilym5909
      @emilym5909 4 роки тому +80

      ꧁༒•Aloxi San•༒꧂ I read that as he said it lol

    • @justanothergigaweeb2713
      @justanothergigaweeb2713 4 роки тому +54

      I also read it as he said it

    • @urlovekel
      @urlovekel 4 роки тому +34

      read it when he said that too😳

    • @thehornyasexual
      @thehornyasexual 4 роки тому +127

      Theory: we did get bailed out by a sugar daddy but he ended up kidnapping us

    • @sarahlindberg7632
      @sarahlindberg7632 4 роки тому +30

      @@thehornyasexual I support this theory wholeheartedly.

  • @zoereecie
    @zoereecie 4 роки тому +4476

    day 2 of asking for “doing your makeup after karen fought you for toilet paper”

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 4 роки тому +20

      Y es

    • @elii3404
      @elii3404 4 роки тому +111

      Day 1 of intensely supporting you

    • @zavi0Z
      @zavi0Z 4 роки тому +16

      Just y e s just a g r e e d-

    • @karenperez2902
      @karenperez2902 4 роки тому +45

      Curve D I need my toilet paper no matter what it takes 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @zoereecie
      @zoereecie 4 роки тому +19

      Karen Perez we stan a Karen queen 😌

  • @esmepatterson30
    @esmepatterson30 4 роки тому +360

    Everyone: Escapes whilst the kidnapper is out
    Dean: Ok let’s do our makeup

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Рік тому

      I think it's because he is the kidnapper. How could he know everyone's looking for us or that there's an Amber alert out there for us? Plus, this has to be lie---neither of us meet the criteria necessary for an Amber alert to be sent
      Furthermore, he's already got a criminal record and he's got the MO. This kidnapping is his chance to get famous on Dr. Phil
      About every part of the story only starts to make sense if he's responsible. Heck, he'll probably poison our McDonald's iced coffee, assuming he doesn't kill us before we can escape. A murder is bound to help his book sell more, and he doesn't need someone else taking his spotlight.

  • @melvinolofson
    @melvinolofson 4 роки тому +361

    Plot twist: The kidnapper is James Charles and he left his ring light in the basement

  • @nickigarvey6371
    @nickigarvey6371 4 роки тому +757

    Me: wanna escape? I saw a-
    Dean: *no we have to look fire before we escape*

    • @moi29478
      @moi29478 4 роки тому +10

      Nicki Garvey as he should 😌✨

    • @marii4918
      @marii4918 4 роки тому

      Haaaha 👁😖

    • @livrivera5637
      @livrivera5637 4 роки тому

      Bro there’s a ladder in the back 😂

  • @amykitts4221
    @amykitts4221 4 роки тому +331

    that fact that he knows he’s hot. go off confidence👑

  • @aregreatmanatees7381
    @aregreatmanatees7381 4 роки тому +289

    Moral of the story:
    Never die or get interviewed UglY

  • @teaaddicted5779
    @teaaddicted5779 4 роки тому +51

    You have creative ideas, I literally laughed when he said that "I hate getting kidnapped" like ik everyone does but he's making it sound like he gets kidnapped on a daily basis 😂

  • @inizzlee7288
    @inizzlee7288 4 роки тому +1170

    💖 VIDEO IDEAS 💖
    - Doing your makeup after the apocolypse (we are the only two survivors)
    - Doing your makeup after a zombie tried to eat your face
    - Pampering you after your sugar daddy died

  • @thatonepotato5145
    @thatonepotato5145 4 роки тому +2488

    Kidnapper: *GET IN THE CAR!*
    Dean: *WAIT LEMME GET MY MAKEUP BAG FIRST!*
    Kidnapper:
    *ok*

  • @MarsCherry
    @MarsCherry 4 роки тому +58

    Him: *takes off cuffs*
    Kidnapper: wait that’s illegal-

  • @LUCKYGIRL1
    @LUCKYGIRL1 4 роки тому +104

    These video ideas kill me 😂😂

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 3 роки тому +1

      I know right?! This qurantine got me watching the weirdest things. Not preverted things just weird.

  • @melaniestrumpeting228
    @melaniestrumpeting228 4 роки тому +334

    “we’ve literally been in this basement for like a week now” Well... idk if you saw, but there’s an open window and a ladder behind you😂😂

    • @Anastasiaandfriends
      @Anastasiaandfriends 4 роки тому +6

      LOOOL

    • @mahcookie4455
      @mahcookie4455 4 роки тому +3

      Ikkk lollll

    • @ihatethisxoxo427
      @ihatethisxoxo427 4 роки тому +2

      It's too rusty, we could get tetness, it could collapse, but the worst thing... IT'S GREEN AND NEON PURPLE, LIKE, WHAT (the darkness disguised the color, plus, it's not even sparkly to adone (idk how to spell today so sorry if I make a few mistakes)for it's crimes!)

    • @melaniestrumpeting228
      @melaniestrumpeting228 4 роки тому +1

      Leo Pheonix haha!

    • @lileelopez2699
      @lileelopez2699 4 роки тому +1

      ikr lol

  • @pandaharu9464
    @pandaharu9464 4 роки тому +383

    Kidnapper talking on phone:
    "Yeah I am gonna kill these two clowns right now."
    Meanwhile Dean doing my make up:
    "Yeah and we be looking good and fancy when we get out of this empty room😏"

  • @yms4355
    @yms4355 4 роки тому +199

    You are the only male ASMRtist that has a pleasant voice.

    • @wiccawicca7359
      @wiccawicca7359 4 роки тому +16

      I agree. The other asmrtists who are male just don't relax me because if their voice. That's why I only watch female asmrtists and this guy.

    • @lihibek
      @lihibek 4 роки тому

      Wicca Wicca try DennisASMR

    • @savannahjohnson8545
      @savannahjohnson8545 3 роки тому

      have you ever watched any boyfriend asmr

    • @pokemonbonnie4415
      @pokemonbonnie4415 3 роки тому +2

      Try Denis ASMR and Jojo ASMR

    • @finnthefruit847
      @finnthefruit847 3 роки тому

      I feel like British men have calming voice

  • @nanar5688
    @nanar5688 4 роки тому +74

    When we are in a literal crisis and he’s doing our makeup😂😂😂

    • @nanar5688
      @nanar5688 4 роки тому +4

      Dean ASMR OMG IM CRYING

  • @gretaevans3383
    @gretaevans3383 4 роки тому +534

    No one :
    Dean: hopefully we get news articles written about us so we can get verified on Instagram

  • @yomama1980
    @yomama1980 4 роки тому +629

    omfg i was so confused when he said “i want a ted talk” cuz i kept hearing *dead* *dog* 😭😭😭

  • @ghadaelzaim
    @ghadaelzaim 4 роки тому +39

    “We are gonna have PSTD” lmfaooo this role he’s playing is killing me

    • @taylorsmith741
      @taylorsmith741 3 роки тому +3

      this was the comment i was searching for

  • @lademonia
    @lademonia 4 роки тому +201

    "I was going to say bless his heart but no, we hate him bc he literally kidnapped us" I'm...

  • @symelle7029
    @symelle7029 4 роки тому +701

    Dean: ‘Omg I’m going to start crying bc I really just want to get out of here’
    *pulls himself together*
    ‘Okay let’s blend out your concealer’
    😂😂 8:54

    • @bebeMX
      @bebeMX 4 роки тому +9

      Died at this part 😂

    • @e1isa.
      @e1isa. 4 роки тому +5

      Lol he said that as soon as I read that

    • @mae-bb7vw
      @mae-bb7vw 4 роки тому +5

      I love how there is a latter and a window on the green screen too😂

    • @theantisocialone1431
      @theantisocialone1431 4 роки тому +1

      My friends in that situation
      Me: *Evil smile Intensifies
      Me: He will be dead before he gets to us

    • @depressoespressogachalol415
      @depressoespressogachalol415 4 роки тому +3

      ‘I bEtTer hAvE a DeAd dOg’

  • @sarahschannel8440
    @sarahschannel8440 4 роки тому +967

    No one:
    Dean ASMR: *the worst person to kidnap* 😂

  • @larrystylinson9128
    @larrystylinson9128 4 роки тому +151

    PLOT TWIST: He was the only one who got kidnapped and he was talking to a mirror the entire time😱😂

  • @alyssabullock6421
    @alyssabullock6421 4 роки тому +136

    Dean: "I know that there's not a mirror in here so you cant see yourself, so you're just gonna have to trust me."
    Also Dean: 10:24

    • @benjaminmunoz4606
      @benjaminmunoz4606 3 роки тому +13

      I have a theory, I think it's because if dean let you look yourself in the mirror you will notice that there's nothing there and so will he, realizing how insane he has got since the abduction, probably ending in a HUGE mind breakdown for him

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd 3 роки тому +1

      Corin Próodos holy shit :(

    • @jenniferyoung3119
      @jenniferyoung3119 3 роки тому

      @@benjaminmunoz4606 omg

    • @expectohp9606
      @expectohp9606 3 роки тому

      @@benjaminmunoz4606 damn-

  • @oliviamailo5998
    @oliviamailo5998 4 роки тому +560

    Dean- starts crying because of pet rat
    Me- starts crying coz he touched his face after holding the dead rat 💀

  • @iampbsocks4812
    @iampbsocks4812 4 роки тому +346

    Omg I thought he said “dead dog” instead of “Ted Talk” 9:41

    • @maybeinspirational5019
      @maybeinspirational5019 4 роки тому +21

      SAME OMG

    • @pinkhood1572
      @pinkhood1572 4 роки тому +11

      Literally when I read ur comment the part came on 😂

    • @c0rpse_girl996
      @c0rpse_girl996 4 роки тому +18

      Oh really?? Damn, I would've still thought he said dead dog if I hadn't read this comment 😂

    • @milk5359
      @milk5359 4 роки тому +4

      DeAd DoG cEnTeR-

    • @angryleaf141
      @angryleaf141 4 роки тому +2

      Same😂

  • @ashe7461
    @ashe7461 4 роки тому +35

    “This should be good enough to keep me full for 3 days.”
    Me: **WHEEZE** T H R E E D A Y S?

  • @cubannbarbie1436
    @cubannbarbie1436 4 роки тому +41

    I stan this king so much, we’re kidnapped in a basement and he’s talking about us getting verified on Twitter after. 😝💅🏽

  • @ShearerVR
    @ShearerVR 4 роки тому +306

    Dean ASMR: CEO of best ASMR scenarios.

  • @rayanavalerie394
    @rayanavalerie394 4 роки тому +135

    “This basement is so disgusting & grimey..it almost reminds me of my uncles basement”😂😂😂 The comedy is at an all time high

  • @scarlettmacca4528
    @scarlettmacca4528 4 роки тому +42

    Has time to sneak something whilst being kidnapped
    Me: weapon
    Dean : MaKeUp

    • @akialatus
      @akialatus 4 роки тому +1

      Wait technically you were the 'weapon' and victim? Right?

    • @scarlettmacca4528
      @scarlettmacca4528 4 роки тому +1

      The Max (in the anime I’m in technically yes lol )

    • @Kaylieisbetterfr
      @Kaylieisbetterfr 3 роки тому +1

      ... I have nice hands 🤗

  • @facebren
    @facebren 4 роки тому +102

    Dean: We're going to have to talk about these cheap Walmart bling handcuffs. Also, I need my makeup kit. Oh, and can you check my Twitter? Also..
    Kidnapper: *thinking* I'm never kidnapping gen Z kids again

  • @c3lestix437
    @c3lestix437 4 роки тому +657

    Ugh, the nerve to give you those cheap press on diamonds

    • @onceupxn
      @onceupxn 4 роки тому +26

      Ikr! It's absolutely unacceptable.
      We all need to sue him. 😂

    • @c3lestix437
      @c3lestix437 4 роки тому +13

      @@onceupxn yes girl I'll get the papers

    • @amandab2926
      @amandab2926 4 роки тому +10

      Dxmb_ Hxes *GRABS PAPERS* law and order.

    • @coffeebeanz
      @coffeebeanz 4 роки тому +1

      Opal Rainbows *y e s*

  • @mallorimullins
    @mallorimullins 4 роки тому +107

    Ceo of literally always having his makeup

  • @heyitznayaax8041
    @heyitznayaax8041 4 роки тому +90

    Imagine being kidnapped with this guy
    I wouldn’t even be mad doe.

  • @kitten68mew52
    @kitten68mew52 4 роки тому +22

    When you're kidnapped but wanna be kidnapped in style lol
    Kidnapper upstairs just hears Dean roasting them and is like: *kicks invisible dirt* "I'm never kidnapping anybody ever again"

  • @Motional_Milk
    @Motional_Milk 4 роки тому +861

    Day One of requesting “Doing Your Makeup For Your Date With Our Kidnapper (Stockholm Syndrome Tingles)”

  • @luciapatterson5987
    @luciapatterson5987 4 роки тому +466

    fun drinking game: take a shot every time Dean says “PTSD”

  • @seagreenqueen8305
    @seagreenqueen8305 4 роки тому +48

    🥰🤪😂We need a "getting ready to crash our ex's date with the woman he cheated on us with" makeover🤪

  • @caldiekramer8064
    @caldiekramer8064 4 роки тому +26

    "I hope there's not a camera down here "
    Me, the camera: ....👀

  • @L1E_
    @L1E_ 4 роки тому +37

    we be lookin snatched, that's why we *got* snatched.

  • @sonnykingcomposer
    @sonnykingcomposer 4 роки тому +241

    Dean: We're gonna be some famous after this.
    News: Coronavirus

  • @jasminedoan543
    @jasminedoan543 4 роки тому +13

    dean: “i wanna get out here, it’s so hard being locked up in this basement.” the ladder and window behind him: 👁👄👁

  • @goldie.editz_
    @goldie.editz_ 4 роки тому +11

    "Kidnapping is just suprise adoption"
    "Adoption is just legal kidnapping"
    It goes both ways

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 4 роки тому +241

    *I’m guessing the person who picked us up while we were hitchhiking kidnapped us 💀*

  • @lara-jv8hh
    @lara-jv8hh 4 роки тому +113

    I love him. Because his ASMR makes me sleep and entertaines me at the Same Time. He is so creative ❤️

  • @mackenzie7592
    @mackenzie7592 4 роки тому +40

    "I hate being kidnapped because it's like forced adoption"
    I mean.... He's not wrong

  • @lizg7518
    @lizg7518 4 роки тому +37

    Dean: Being kidnapped is the worst
    Me: Umm Having a *major* acne breakout on picture day is *WAY* worse

  • @emmapuck1235
    @emmapuck1235 4 роки тому +51

    “dmz interviews” and the “yep” killed me. you literally had the whole view😂

  • @Bernicey
    @Bernicey 4 роки тому +77

    This is not asmr anymore it’s therapy

  • @vureilla8187
    @vureilla8187 4 роки тому +35

    Him: *Putting the make up on me and its kinda idk scratchy sounding?*
    Me: Is my skin THAT bad?

  • @Sara-dp5dg
    @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому +17

    This was randomly recommended to me and honestly. I don't even like asmr but this is entertaining so I have no choice but to subscribe!

  • @G.Photogirl
    @G.Photogirl 4 роки тому +204

    "At least give us real diamond handcuffs not these Walmart - press on - Swarovski - fake - China handcuffs" ! 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @isabella_lynn_c6928
    @isabella_lynn_c6928 4 роки тому +50

    Even in a musty basement, you still look stunning!!!

  • @slumrat5147
    @slumrat5147 4 роки тому +15

    Imagine seen the news and seen two teens who have been kidnapped for 5 weeks and looking like they came out of hollywood instead of a basement

  • @Mikaszzu
    @Mikaszzu 4 роки тому +19

    “We’re gonna have PSTD for the rest of our lives” dat part had me dead😭 ( 7:30 )

    • @slut4jesus144
      @slut4jesus144 3 роки тому

      You’re profile is triggering me idk why

  • @haileyg5447
    @haileyg5447 4 роки тому +85

    no one: dean asmr: “ I get it crackin’ like a bad bad 😗”

    • @avislee6722
      @avislee6722 4 роки тому +3

      the funniest thing is that nicki’s lyrics is “i get it crackin’ like a bad back”🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @s0.gno.-
    @s0.gno.- 4 роки тому +34

    16:48 Dean going off on a whole ramble is me during this quarantine

  • @Zeno-eb3xf
    @Zeno-eb3xf 4 роки тому +4

    The fact that you connected the prison one to this is amazing and genius

  • @depressoespressogachalol415
    @depressoespressogachalol415 4 роки тому +15

    “I keep hearing things...”
    Me: me too, i think that’s our schizophrenia

  • @angilee9527
    @angilee9527 4 роки тому +96

    Who else rather be kidnapped w dean so you can get glam for you grave haha

    • @creeppper9992
      @creeppper9992 3 роки тому

      Kidnap is a serious thing, you wouldn't want to be kidnapped, you could possibly get killed.

  • @romina558
    @romina558 4 роки тому +35

    “It’s basically like a clout”
    DEAN I-💀💀💀

  • @jamiraajones6546
    @jamiraajones6546 4 роки тому +7

    Me: *turns volume up all the way*
    Ad: COLGATE OPTIC WHITE-

  • @leahvera8795
    @leahvera8795 3 роки тому +5

    “How are we going to escape?” He says as there is a huge window and ladder in the background.

  • @mangobug_
    @mangobug_ 4 роки тому +100

    I’ve had corona virus, been attacked by a crackhead, AND I got kidnapped!! What the hell am I doing with my life🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @daelanmullins780
      @daelanmullins780 4 роки тому

      You shouldn’t of smoked crack in front of the crackhead

  • @haley7381
    @haley7381 4 роки тому +25

    “Dollar general hand cuffs “ im screaming 😂😂

  • @theravang4656
    @theravang4656 4 роки тому +28

    Dean: * picks up a rat*
    Also Dean: * touches his face *
    Covid - 19: am I a joke to you ?

  • @sophiejuliet3276
    @sophiejuliet3276 4 роки тому +3

    the fact that i had a asmr ad makes me oddly happy- like ive never watched 1 minute ads until now😹

  • @k1lld3s2
    @k1lld3s2 4 роки тому +54

    "Force adoption" okay but that's-

  • @saoirsegilmore
    @saoirsegilmore 4 роки тому +16

    😂😂😂😂 "is that idiot gone yet "i love you youre such a mood

  • @spacelily8729
    @spacelily8729 4 роки тому +3

    I was having a shit day and literally crying when this was recommended to me, and I immediately felt like I had a friend.
    The little dance after the tiny saltine was such a ray of sunshine 😂
    Thank you

  • @crispychickennuggets6052
    @crispychickennuggets6052 4 роки тому +61

    *Plot twist: his uncle kidnapped us*

  • @emilywasserman6883
    @emilywasserman6883 4 роки тому +15

    i said it once but i’ll say it again for the people in the back. ICONIC 💅🏽.

  • @user-bk7ew7rs1m
    @user-bk7ew7rs1m 4 роки тому +35

    I need this makeup for the breakout can’t escape without a full beat on u know the vibessss 💅🏼 hate the jumpsuit tho orange is so not my color ugh

  • @Nina-pz7ge
    @Nina-pz7ge 4 роки тому +8

    I’ve realised this just now but...
    DEAN IS LITERALLY like BARBIE OMG

  • @oliviak2611
    @oliviak2611 4 роки тому +45

    *picks up rat*
    “Ewww omg it’s a rat!”
    *proceeds to hold rat*
    “I bet it’s his pet rat.”
    *rubs face with hand he just held the rat in*

  • @asmrlittlemic5749
    @asmrlittlemic5749 4 роки тому +49

    Quote for today: “Take time to do what makes your soul happy.”

  • @TheCarlienos
    @TheCarlienos 4 роки тому +19

    Literally every video he starts with ‘oh my god’ 😂😂 Still loved it, good job

  • @jillw7199
    @jillw7199 4 роки тому +10

    “We’re not going to pull a James Charles and have a flashback moment.”😂😂😂😂

  • @gayfish9238
    @gayfish9238 4 роки тому +6

    Why is he so Queen even when he’s kidnapped what the Frick-