ASMR- Doing Your Makeup In Our Kidnappers Basement
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- Опубліковано 2 кві 2020
- hope you guys enjoyed todays role-play!
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Plot twist: *After being kidnapped for a week, Dean turned insane and started hallucinating that he was with another person, doing their makeup*
YES!
There wasn't even any makeup there
And he ends up in an insane asylum waving his hands in the air as if he were using a makeup brush to a wall while whispering to himself about doing makeup
And he was actually in a coma for the last 2 years
And that’s why when he put the makeup on a brush/himself it didn’t go away
I suggest we give our kidnapper a makeover and teach him some fashion sense cause these jumpsuits are not it
Clare Helfrich preachhhh, like sis this ain’t no jail
And that’s on forced adoption
Or u can give him a makeover so he can get a girlfriend instead of kidnapping ppl
Those handcuffs can slay though. But they're not real dimonds 🤧🤚
I know right orange just ain’t it
“I just really hate being kidnapped because it’s basically forced adoption.” 💀
Adoption gone wrong
@Slut 4 Jesus omg yass
“I can’t believe that idiot literally gave us dollar general hand cuffs”
lmfaoooo
I lost it when he said that
“Kidnapping is forced adoption” might just be the hottest take of 2020
Most kidnappers just sell them tho
True true
Vivian Vaeth LOL
@@hilarithebambee3562 selling them on the black market?
@@nyancat5359 or human trafficking or selling organs or asking to return them for ransom money. That's usually what kidnapping is for.
we need a role play “getting ready for dr.phil after our kidnap” or something omg
camryn faulkner AGAHAHAH YES
camryn faulkner yasssssss
camryn faulkner yassss
camryn faulkner YASSS 👸🏼
YESSS!!!
Trevor: “he’s starving us”
also Trevor: “skinny legends” 😳
Is his name Trevor?
Yes
I thought it was dean!🤨
Aubrie’s vlogs me too
Aubrie what is your pfp
I keep seeing Shawn mendes and James Charles as one person and I’m shooketh🤯
Moriah Johnson bruh momment
As a mendesarmy, no❤️
Plot twist: James Charles kidnapped him and he went insane and is talking to the skeleton of Shawn mendes.
He's so much better than james charles tho and definitely cute as a button cuter than shawn
Omg WAIT TRUE
You should do a “doing your makeup in the club’s bathroom” rp telling us boys aint shit
Yess
YEES PLEASE.
Yess sus so fetch of yuu 😍🕺🏾
These boys ain't shit
Mar Rodríguez period
He is an absolute genius in terms of creativity of content.
Dean ASMR love you 💙
Dean ASMR ur cool
He's literally the best!!!
I like how u are not trying to get out and doing makeup instead😂😂😂
facts
Their Tedtalk be like: How we didn’t let our kidnapper stop us from being ✨ fabulous
That would be a interesting TED talk 😂😝.
People in 1960: "i bet they're going to have flying cars in 2020!"
*me watching a kidnapped man do my makeup to help me fall asleep*
I watch these cuz there funny😭
no need to call me out 😔
🤣🤣
“I snuck in my makeup bag”
*Ok, how did you do that, cause it wasn’t from the same place as the foundation in prison*
I’m both Concerned and Curious
@@deanasmr the potato....
@Dean ASMR the potato.. XD
It worked though
@@cherrycoke4222 the potato knows all
Dean ASMR oop 🤭 he wildin 🤪
“We’re gonna sue this guy, and put him in prison, and he’s gonna go in the electric chair. Yep.” 😂💀 I’m crying
This part came on right as I read it 😭
Omg doing ur makeup before we go to court
Pov: ur the corpse he's talking to in the corner cuz he went crazy
LMFAOOO
This is underrated
And it's actually been 5 years, nobody cares about us, and they think we're dead.
@@adolfosanchez7198 ok
Now I cant stop thinking about that...
Plot Twist: Dean is the kidnapper and is acting like he is your friend to psychologically torture you. Would be a great asmr series.
Orrr he was just lonely and kidnapped someone to be friends with but knows you couldn't really be friends if you knew he was the kidnapper.
TF?
That's some messed up criminal minds shit lmao
@@ahshsiabnsksbsoa941 lol
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So we’re not gonna talk about how there’s a ladder right behind us to climb out the window? 😪
Yolanda it’s probably a trick 🤷🏽♂️
The ladder has tacks in it and the window is fake
@@gachaislife8648 maybe theyre dumb
@@chouchoulily good point
We need to be snatched before we leave duh
Why is this such a gen z mood. 😂 were just chilling doing our makeup in the dude’s basement worried because we didn’t check our twitter
Gen Z is such a mood like they'll eat tide pods and yell "for the vine" Then not want to order their own food
Shoto Todoroki ummmmmmm u literally just explained my life lol
Whenever I’m out without my phone I start to worry because I have either not checked Insta and Snap or I haven’t checked if my favorite Tik Tokers posted 😂
And thinking how were gonna be on doctor Phil and get famous becuse of it
@@nayek6532 not funny actually. This is concerning
"That idiot literally gave us dollar general handcuffs"
That kidnapper is on a *CHEEP* budget
So cheap he budgeted the a in cheap
Usually the kidnappers are rich.
Plot Twist: Dean is actually kidnapped, and asking for help
Oop
"Soroski fake China handcuffs"
"Is giving me PTSD from when I was in prison"
Wait is all of this in the same universe or-?
꧁༒•Aloxi San•༒꧂ I read that as he said it lol
I also read it as he said it
read it when he said that too😳
Theory: we did get bailed out by a sugar daddy but he ended up kidnapping us
@@thehornyasexual I support this theory wholeheartedly.
day 2 of asking for “doing your makeup after karen fought you for toilet paper”
Y es
Day 1 of intensely supporting you
Just y e s just a g r e e d-
Curve D I need my toilet paper no matter what it takes 🤷🏻♀️
Karen Perez we stan a Karen queen 😌
Everyone: Escapes whilst the kidnapper is out
Dean: Ok let’s do our makeup
I think it's because he is the kidnapper. How could he know everyone's looking for us or that there's an Amber alert out there for us? Plus, this has to be lie---neither of us meet the criteria necessary for an Amber alert to be sent
Furthermore, he's already got a criminal record and he's got the MO. This kidnapping is his chance to get famous on Dr. Phil
About every part of the story only starts to make sense if he's responsible. Heck, he'll probably poison our McDonald's iced coffee, assuming he doesn't kill us before we can escape. A murder is bound to help his book sell more, and he doesn't need someone else taking his spotlight.
Plot twist: The kidnapper is James Charles and he left his ring light in the basement
Underrated xD
I wanna be kidnapped by James I wanna make a tiktok with him😃
Wait what!!!!
Me: wanna escape? I saw a-
Dean: *no we have to look fire before we escape*
Nicki Garvey as he should 😌✨
Haaaha 👁😖
Bro there’s a ladder in the back 😂
that fact that he knows he’s hot. go off confidence👑
Yass queen
Moral of the story:
Never die or get interviewed UglY
Or do photo shoot in a graveyard.
@Siren_ _Nold Yeah that's what I learned. LMAO 🤣
You have creative ideas, I literally laughed when he said that "I hate getting kidnapped" like ik everyone does but he's making it sound like he gets kidnapped on a daily basis 😂
😂😂😂
💖 VIDEO IDEAS 💖
- Doing your makeup after the apocolypse (we are the only two survivors)
- Doing your makeup after a zombie tried to eat your face
- Pampering you after your sugar daddy died
Dean ASMR thank you so much im so happy you like this one ❤❤
OH MY GOD YES😂😂
YASSSS queen
OMG YES I LOVE THE LAST ONE
inizzlee the 3rd 😂😂 I love that one
Kidnapper: *GET IN THE CAR!*
Dean: *WAIT LEMME GET MY MAKEUP BAG FIRST!*
Kidnapper:
*ok*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Him: *takes off cuffs*
Kidnapper: wait that’s illegal-
These video ideas kill me 😂😂
I know right?! This qurantine got me watching the weirdest things. Not preverted things just weird.
“we’ve literally been in this basement for like a week now” Well... idk if you saw, but there’s an open window and a ladder behind you😂😂
LOOOL
Ikkk lollll
It's too rusty, we could get tetness, it could collapse, but the worst thing... IT'S GREEN AND NEON PURPLE, LIKE, WHAT (the darkness disguised the color, plus, it's not even sparkly to adone (idk how to spell today so sorry if I make a few mistakes)for it's crimes!)
Leo Pheonix haha!
ikr lol
Kidnapper talking on phone:
"Yeah I am gonna kill these two clowns right now."
Meanwhile Dean doing my make up:
"Yeah and we be looking good and fancy when we get out of this empty room😏"
You are the only male ASMRtist that has a pleasant voice.
I agree. The other asmrtists who are male just don't relax me because if their voice. That's why I only watch female asmrtists and this guy.
Wicca Wicca try DennisASMR
have you ever watched any boyfriend asmr
Try Denis ASMR and Jojo ASMR
I feel like British men have calming voice
When we are in a literal crisis and he’s doing our makeup😂😂😂
Dean ASMR OMG IM CRYING
No one :
Dean: hopefully we get news articles written about us so we can get verified on Instagram
omfg i was so confused when he said “i want a ted talk” cuz i kept hearing *dead* *dog* 😭😭😭
same!!
Omg same i was like WTF
yo mama Sameee
Me too
Me too 😂😬
“We are gonna have PSTD” lmfaooo this role he’s playing is killing me
this was the comment i was searching for
"I was going to say bless his heart but no, we hate him bc he literally kidnapped us" I'm...
😂
Dean: ‘Omg I’m going to start crying bc I really just want to get out of here’
*pulls himself together*
‘Okay let’s blend out your concealer’
😂😂 8:54
Died at this part 😂
Lol he said that as soon as I read that
I love how there is a latter and a window on the green screen too😂
My friends in that situation
Me: *Evil smile Intensifies
Me: He will be dead before he gets to us
‘I bEtTer hAvE a DeAd dOg’
No one:
Dean ASMR: *the worst person to kidnap* 😂
omg when did he say thay :D
*wort*
Sarah Squarepants wort
*wort*
w o r t
PLOT TWIST: He was the only one who got kidnapped and he was talking to a mirror the entire time😱😂
Dean: "I know that there's not a mirror in here so you cant see yourself, so you're just gonna have to trust me."
Also Dean: 10:24
I have a theory, I think it's because if dean let you look yourself in the mirror you will notice that there's nothing there and so will he, realizing how insane he has got since the abduction, probably ending in a HUGE mind breakdown for him
Corin Próodos holy shit :(
@@benjaminmunoz4606 omg
@@benjaminmunoz4606 damn-
Dean- starts crying because of pet rat
Me- starts crying coz he touched his face after holding the dead rat 💀
Omg I noticed that too 😂
Aliff_zulkifly 2709 Ikr like 🤮🤮🤮
SAMMMMEEEEEE. I WAS LIKE RABIESSSSSSSS
CoRoAnA vIrUs BoI
Omg I thought he said “dead dog” instead of “Ted Talk” 9:41
SAME OMG
Literally when I read ur comment the part came on 😂
Oh really?? Damn, I would've still thought he said dead dog if I hadn't read this comment 😂
DeAd DoG cEnTeR-
Same😂
“This should be good enough to keep me full for 3 days.”
Me: **WHEEZE** T H R E E D A Y S?
I stan this king so much, we’re kidnapped in a basement and he’s talking about us getting verified on Twitter after. 😝💅🏽
Dean ASMR: CEO of best ASMR scenarios.
“This basement is so disgusting & grimey..it almost reminds me of my uncles basement”😂😂😂 The comedy is at an all time high
Has time to sneak something whilst being kidnapped
Me: weapon
Dean : MaKeUp
Wait technically you were the 'weapon' and victim? Right?
The Max (in the anime I’m in technically yes lol )
... I have nice hands 🤗
Dean: We're going to have to talk about these cheap Walmart bling handcuffs. Also, I need my makeup kit. Oh, and can you check my Twitter? Also..
Kidnapper: *thinking* I'm never kidnapping gen Z kids again
Ugh, the nerve to give you those cheap press on diamonds
Ikr! It's absolutely unacceptable.
We all need to sue him. 😂
@@onceupxn yes girl I'll get the papers
Dxmb_ Hxes *GRABS PAPERS* law and order.
Opal Rainbows *y e s*
Ceo of literally always having his makeup
Imagine being kidnapped with this guy
I wouldn’t even be mad doe.
When you're kidnapped but wanna be kidnapped in style lol
Kidnapper upstairs just hears Dean roasting them and is like: *kicks invisible dirt* "I'm never kidnapping anybody ever again"
Day One of requesting “Doing Your Makeup For Your Date With Our Kidnapper (Stockholm Syndrome Tingles)”
YES
Agreed
Approved.
Tea Queen YASSSS
yEs
fun drinking game: take a shot every time Dean says “PTSD”
Lucia Patterson i-
Hr gurl I toik yiur idea thz. 😂😂jk
“PSTD”
Makenzie has a stroke
U would be passed out by the time u we’re halfway done with the vid
🥰🤪😂We need a "getting ready to crash our ex's date with the woman he cheated on us with" makeover🤪
"I hope there's not a camera down here "
Me, the camera: ....👀
we be lookin snatched, that's why we *got* snatched.
yes
Dean: We're gonna be some famous after this.
News: Coronavirus
CORONA. TiME
Fr tho 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
dean: “i wanna get out here, it’s so hard being locked up in this basement.” the ladder and window behind him: 👁👄👁
"Kidnapping is just suprise adoption"
"Adoption is just legal kidnapping"
It goes both ways
*I’m guessing the person who picked us up while we were hitchhiking kidnapped us 💀*
Same
He said they got kidnapped while taking pics in a graveyard at 3am for instagram😔😔😔
I love him. Because his ASMR makes me sleep and entertaines me at the Same Time. He is so creative ❤️
"I hate being kidnapped because it's like forced adoption"
I mean.... He's not wrong
Dean: Being kidnapped is the worst
Me: Umm Having a *major* acne breakout on picture day is *WAY* worse
“dmz interviews” and the “yep” killed me. you literally had the whole view😂
This is not asmr anymore it’s therapy
Him: *Putting the make up on me and its kinda idk scratchy sounding?*
Me: Is my skin THAT bad?
This was randomly recommended to me and honestly. I don't even like asmr but this is entertaining so I have no choice but to subscribe!
"At least give us real diamond handcuffs not these Walmart - press on - Swarovski - fake - China handcuffs" ! 🤣😆🤣😆
Even in a musty basement, you still look stunning!!!
Imagine seen the news and seen two teens who have been kidnapped for 5 weeks and looking like they came out of hollywood instead of a basement
🤣🤣
“We’re gonna have PSTD for the rest of our lives” dat part had me dead😭 ( 7:30 )
You’re profile is triggering me idk why
no one: dean asmr: “ I get it crackin’ like a bad bad 😗”
the funniest thing is that nicki’s lyrics is “i get it crackin’ like a bad back”🤣🤦🏻♀️
16:48 Dean going off on a whole ramble is me during this quarantine
The fact that you connected the prison one to this is amazing and genius
“I keep hearing things...”
Me: me too, i think that’s our schizophrenia
Who else rather be kidnapped w dean so you can get glam for you grave haha
Kidnap is a serious thing, you wouldn't want to be kidnapped, you could possibly get killed.
“It’s basically like a clout”
DEAN I-💀💀💀
Me: *turns volume up all the way*
Ad: COLGATE OPTIC WHITE-
“How are we going to escape?” He says as there is a huge window and ladder in the background.
I’ve had corona virus, been attacked by a crackhead, AND I got kidnapped!! What the hell am I doing with my life🤦🏾♀️
You shouldn’t of smoked crack in front of the crackhead
“Dollar general hand cuffs “ im screaming 😂😂
Dean: * picks up a rat*
Also Dean: * touches his face *
Covid - 19: am I a joke to you ?
the fact that i had a asmr ad makes me oddly happy- like ive never watched 1 minute ads until now😹
"Force adoption" okay but that's-
😂😂😂😂 "is that idiot gone yet "i love you youre such a mood
I was having a shit day and literally crying when this was recommended to me, and I immediately felt like I had a friend.
The little dance after the tiny saltine was such a ray of sunshine 😂
Thank you
*Plot twist: his uncle kidnapped us*
i said it once but i’ll say it again for the people in the back. ICONIC 💅🏽.
I need this makeup for the breakout can’t escape without a full beat on u know the vibessss 💅🏼 hate the jumpsuit tho orange is so not my color ugh
I’ve realised this just now but...
DEAN IS LITERALLY like BARBIE OMG
*picks up rat*
“Ewww omg it’s a rat!”
*proceeds to hold rat*
“I bet it’s his pet rat.”
*rubs face with hand he just held the rat in*
Fr I was like 😐 really u just gonna touch your face
Quote for today: “Take time to do what makes your soul happy.”
Literally every video he starts with ‘oh my god’ 😂😂 Still loved it, good job
“We’re not going to pull a James Charles and have a flashback moment.”😂😂😂😂
Why is he so Queen even when he’s kidnapped what the Frick-