ASMR- Doing Your Makeup In Prison

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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2019
  • Hi everyone I hope you enjoyed today’s roleplay in prison! Dont take it too serious 😂😂
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  • @kaiyacampbell9532
    @kaiyacampbell9532 4 роки тому +2112

    next: doing your makeup after court where you found out you were going back for 30 years.

  • @genevieve3769
    @genevieve3769 4 роки тому +3778

    “I actually went to the kitchen and stole some things to do you makeup...” pulls out flour for setting powder🤭😳

  • @gzr4318
    @gzr4318 4 роки тому +1966

    Other prisoners: sneaking guns, knifes
    Dean: so here's the foundation

    • @evebigs
      @evebigs 3 роки тому +4

      @Aesthetic Rainbow Fruit Loops u fr?

    • @cyberdr_gs
      @cyberdr_gs 3 роки тому +2

      @Galaxy Pastel Ice cream you don't get IT?

    • @kelliecole7446
      @kelliecole7446 3 роки тому +4

      LMFAOB(laughing my fucking ass off bitches)

    • @lilscrilla5081
      @lilscrilla5081 2 роки тому

      LMAO! xD

    • @EdgarChavez-iz1zh
      @EdgarChavez-iz1zh 2 роки тому +5

      ITS SO TRUE THO CAUSE WHEN I WENT TO SEE MY UNCLE FROM JAIL I JUST SAW THIS GIRL DOING HER MAKEUP RANDOMLY WITH MAKE UP MATERIALS

  • @briellewebb1321
    @briellewebb1321 4 роки тому +2133

    “I know you have 47 years I only have 36” okay flex ig

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd 3 роки тому +17

      Underrated comment

    • @inlovewithkaliuchis8037
      @inlovewithkaliuchis8037 3 роки тому +3

      Ok bestie Flex on your girl

    • @ashheh493
      @ashheh493 3 роки тому +7

      It ummm well I had to y’know to get those keys 😳

    • @ashheh493
      @ashheh493 3 роки тому +3

      Mom has the same last name

    • @revnek4238
      @revnek4238 3 роки тому +5

      i ruined my life

  • @pennythepineapple4214
    @pennythepineapple4214 4 роки тому +5537

    he looks like a mix of James Charles and Shawn Mendes

    • @aubree5358
      @aubree5358 4 роки тому +68

      Penny The Pineapple and i’m living for it

    • @natalieburkett1160
      @natalieburkett1160 4 роки тому +72

      Hes the baby of them now

    • @vee133
      @vee133 4 роки тому +30

      oh no... Shawn Mendes down...

    • @emyli8784
      @emyli8784 4 роки тому +60

      Don't say that, you'll give James hope 😂

    • @genthedoll
      @genthedoll 4 роки тому +31

      EMYLI BITCH IM DeD he looks way better than James tf.

  • @redhood8141
    @redhood8141 4 роки тому +1019

    "Your going on a date? Where are you guys going? Ohh your going to the courtyard" lol That's a good friend, listening in the Toilet

  • @fuckstick2203
    @fuckstick2203 4 роки тому +1526

    all of these comments and i don't see a single one talking about the fact that there is an individually packaged potato

    • @evelyn-nm6iy
      @evelyn-nm6iy 4 роки тому +68

      Like why, who does that, surely that isn't a good business move

    • @bvnny1379
      @bvnny1379 3 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @yeetfetus5269
      @yeetfetus5269 3 роки тому +34

      That potato seems like it would be sold at the dollar store

    • @alyssapeterson8085
      @alyssapeterson8085 3 роки тому +2

      Oop well I mean

    • @ashheh493
      @ashheh493 3 роки тому +4

      I love your name cause like same 😌👍

  • @ren7266
    @ren7266 4 роки тому +673

    “Call me through the toilet”
    -Dean 2019

  • @animeotaku2973
    @animeotaku2973 4 роки тому +8027

    “There’s a hair on it. Oh, that’s gross.”
    *starts putting it on my face*

  • @auri328
    @auri328 4 роки тому +3441

    "We love a good deodorant as a primer" I-

    • @oovoojaver9171
      @oovoojaver9171 4 роки тому +57

      ASMR AURIBEL ”we love a good chocolate contour” lol

    • @gabiegriffin1166
      @gabiegriffin1166 4 роки тому +28

      i’ve literally actually done that before-

    • @amiistad
      @amiistad 4 роки тому +3

      💀💀

    • @briiir.3143
      @briiir.3143 4 роки тому +5

      gifjrn djejxjendnrjiaxjdnw wait but what happened?

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 4 роки тому +2

      it happened when i read it

  • @ED-so9eb
    @ED-so9eb 3 роки тому +383

    I feel like he’s in there for assaulting someone at a Black Friday sale over an eyeshadow palette.

  • @mckenziecotto5326
    @mckenziecotto5326 4 роки тому +653

    "We love a good deodorant as a primer." "I'm going to be using this potato to blend out your foundation." "The eyeliner, honestly worked so well. Thank you so much pink number 7 pencil." Now I have heard it all.

  • @user-ty6fb2jx8m
    @user-ty6fb2jx8m 4 роки тому +1997

    “The foundation is like almost the same shade as the potato”
    and people don’t believe me when I say that I look like a potato.

    • @ur0nlinedad401
      @ur0nlinedad401 4 роки тому +38

      You know what girl, potatoes are beautiful because they become fries and mashed potatoes and all that good stuff, and fries are beautiful so keep being a potato

    • @keepingupwiththesisterss
      @keepingupwiththesisterss 4 роки тому +8

      @@ur0nlinedad401 I'm a rotten potato tho

    • @uhhowl3116
      @uhhowl3116 4 роки тому +6

      @@keepingupwiththesisterss *rotten to the core*

    • @natalieburkett1160
      @natalieburkett1160 4 роки тому +4

      Bahahahahaha didn't think of that bc the shade of the foundation is actually my shade..

    • @Somebody_Oof
      @Somebody_Oof 4 роки тому +3

      Mai AN Le I ligit relate to this so much

  • @jaydengonzales9420
    @jaydengonzales9420 4 роки тому +2857

    Random person: why are you in here?
    Me: I stole crayons from a five year old

    • @liv-hq6ql
      @liv-hq6ql 4 роки тому +61

      Yeah and you got 47 years

    • @medusa7690
      @medusa7690 4 роки тому +18

      liv ' LMFAO

    • @imreallybored9361
      @imreallybored9361 4 роки тому +90

      Me In the corner: I've been here for 56 years!!
      Random prisoner: what'd you do, kill a man?!?
      Me: WHAT OF COURSE NOT!!!! I did something no man can do, I did something these prisoners aren't capable of, I have done this all my life and I have been caught now.........
      I put the milk in before the cereal...

    • @jaydengonzales9420
      @jaydengonzales9420 4 роки тому +21

      OH DEAR GOD!! TAKE THE CRAYONS I STOLE, JUST DON'T KILL ME-

    • @notmanagingmymischief
      @notmanagingmymischief 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah well I poked a girl's thumb soooo

  • @bignerd13__
    @bignerd13__ 4 роки тому +232

    Me trying to relax with some asmr:
    The fly in my room: ⬆⬇⬅⬆⬆⬇⬅⬆⬇⬆⬅⬇⬇

  • @themenoftheculture1934
    @themenoftheculture1934 4 роки тому +881

    **I edited this comment so you don’t know why is have so many likes ** 💩

    • @pokemonbonnie4415
      @pokemonbonnie4415 4 роки тому +24

      A man has fallen into into a river in lego city

    • @SimmingWithIris
      @SimmingWithIris 4 роки тому +16

      pokemonbonnie44 54 hurry get the rescue helicopter WeE oOh WeE oOh!

    • @themenoftheculture1934
      @themenoftheculture1934 4 роки тому +11

      Sxft_ThiccSkies LEGO man has been saved!!!

    • @SimmingWithIris
      @SimmingWithIris 3 роки тому +10

      Howl Of wolfs get the new lego city rescue now at these stores

    • @hitmanzenyatta8991
      @hitmanzenyatta8991 3 роки тому +2

      A MAN HAS FALLEN IN DA WATA IN LEGO CITY

  • @ibuprofinnlife
    @ibuprofinnlife 4 роки тому +3199

    Mom: Why are you watching a guy dip a potato into a plastic bag of foundation?
    Me: It’s complicated...

  • @Eliana_J
    @Eliana_J 4 роки тому +3368

    Dean : I have been in prison for three days now
    Me after three days of school

    • @crystalclown96
      @crystalclown96 4 роки тому +13

      Bakubro studios :3 They don’t know his real name, this person is going off of the UA-cam name haha

    • @jakelin0714
      @jakelin0714 4 роки тому

      Sameeee

    • @naiara8234
      @naiara8234 4 роки тому +5

      @Bakubro studios :3 its okey if they call him dean and not trevor bc trevor is his first name but dean is his middle name wich means that dean is his legal name too

    • @jswiftwater3543
      @jswiftwater3543 4 роки тому +1

      *facts*

    • @vx1743
      @vx1743 4 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @andie4087
    @andie4087 4 роки тому +736

    me: about to fall alseep
    him: i’m gonna be using the potato to blend out your foundation
    me: you what??

  • @0c3an01
    @0c3an01 4 роки тому +342

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Us: *supposedly going to a date*
    The Prisoners: *escapes*
    James Mendez: *does make up with a potato*

    • @anisten
      @anisten 3 роки тому +22

      James Mendez
      😭

    • @0c3an01
      @0c3an01 3 роки тому +1

      @TEDI 13 RAICEVIC :)

  • @jordan_grace8137
    @jordan_grace8137 4 роки тому +2108

    “ this is one of the most secure prisons”
    Also them takes off handcuffs, gets to go into the kitchen, finds fondation and brushes

    • @James-tr4le
      @James-tr4le 4 роки тому +52

      Wdym brushes!?! That’s a potato 🤣

    • @isabellarose4285
      @isabellarose4285 4 роки тому +8

      jordan grace hahaha

    • @luna_reaper6044
      @luna_reaper6044 4 роки тому +8

      I'm wondering WHAT HE DO

    • @shelbyann758
      @shelbyann758 4 роки тому +5

      jordan grace HHAHA

    • @hoshi3168
      @hoshi3168 4 роки тому +9

      @@James-tr4le half of the video he got a brush from the art place oof

  • @superskyler167
    @superskyler167 4 роки тому +8755

    Dangggg he looking better in prison then I do on a daily basis

  • @xxx_izzy_gacha_xxx8218
    @xxx_izzy_gacha_xxx8218 4 роки тому +267

    IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT WHY HE HAS THOSE HANDCUFFS

  • @prestnaaa
    @prestnaaa 3 роки тому +187

    "are you sick or something cause ur really, really pale"
    Me : No just ginger

    • @ruryryryry8909
      @ruryryryry8909 3 роки тому +1

      Literally my brother 😂

    • @lebookworme
      @lebookworme 3 роки тому +1

      Same I don't even know if I'm sick or if it's just winter haha

    • @1inchburger525
      @1inchburger525 2 роки тому

      I ruined your 150 likes 😌

  • @sevy1337
    @sevy1337 4 роки тому +8295

    Gotta be snatched before I drop the soap

  • @kate4356
    @kate4356 4 роки тому +5820

    I feel like this is what would happen if james charles got sent to prison

    • @apriicotte7272
      @apriicotte7272 4 роки тому +46

      Hahaha yeah 🤣🤣

    • @omgkylie0542
      @omgkylie0542 4 роки тому +30

      Probably

    • @nnie32
      @nnie32 4 роки тому +102

      He be doing make up everywhere, gotta be sister sNaTcHeD

    • @omgkylie0542
      @omgkylie0542 4 роки тому +19

      Shoto Todoroki 100%

    • @NotKimmy
      @NotKimmy 4 роки тому +20

      When*

  • @anam8or
    @anam8or 3 роки тому +111

    Why’s no one talkin about
    “They couldn’t find it, *it was in a really secretive spot.”*

    • @pintleless2329
      @pintleless2329 3 роки тому +12

      Cause no one wants to- 😂

    • @edmin1013
      @edmin1013 3 роки тому +6

      It's too scary to talk about

    • @anam8or
      @anam8or 3 роки тому +1

      @@edmin1013 lmao

  • @owndugqjr2906
    @owndugqjr2906 3 роки тому +63

    Role play aside why does he have sparkly handcuffs I-

    • @thegaygirl1425
      @thegaygirl1425 3 роки тому +5

      😉😏

    • @JadaJJ19
      @JadaJJ19 3 роки тому +9

      Listen um... we will not discuss that

    • @leexplr
      @leexplr 2 роки тому +1

      @@thegaygirl1425 . noooOOoOoo

  • @gweni_bear1231
    @gweni_bear1231 4 роки тому +625

    He really used a potato to blend out my foundation 😂

  • @zyxiii1
    @zyxiii1 4 роки тому +3624

    God: what if james charles and shawn mendes had a child
    Dean: Yoohoo

  • @friendlyfriend2769
    @friendlyfriend2769 4 роки тому +57

    Him: “they didn’t find it in the pat down~”
    Other cell mates who know what’s up: 👀👀👀

  • @friendlyfriend2769
    @friendlyfriend2769 4 роки тому +90

    “Yeah it’s really pore filling”
    My acne: “oh yea I’m back baby”
    Me: “weren’t u already there-“
    My acne: 😈

  • @MellyDelSol
    @MellyDelSol 4 роки тому +2498

    Do a “doing your makeup from the back of the cop car “

    • @esmeselin4478
      @esmeselin4478 4 роки тому +28

      Best. role. play. idea. ever. Really.

    • @Dynasty123
      @Dynasty123 4 роки тому +9

      Yes love this plz do this

    • @hatemewhydontyou
      @hatemewhydontyou 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone like this so it will happen!!!

    • @Morgan-qz3kz
      @Morgan-qz3kz 4 роки тому +3

      UhvRdmqekkeememekekeemwmwwmwwujeej ÷_2_÷3&
      3:,;;÷&&÷ wow eheowuejoerijsuem
      ,
      Ela3a]ok

    • @Morgan-qz3kz
      @Morgan-qz3kz 4 роки тому +2

      Clearly this is the best. It indicates I was asleep so

  • @valenlife4695
    @valenlife4695 4 роки тому +1715

    DEAN HOW DID U COME UP WIH THIS WHOLE JAIL CONCEPT😂😂😂

    • @aaurar
      @aaurar 4 роки тому +86

      He’s probably going to jail and wanted to make a few jail related videos before leaving 🤭

    • @Amylisette74
      @Amylisette74 4 роки тому +90

      He can’t get over that orange is the new black had their final season 😂

    • @blayrejenkins5722
      @blayrejenkins5722 4 роки тому +12

      school 😂

    • @camilachaos4490
      @camilachaos4490 4 роки тому +7

      @@Amylisette74 omg yeah. rip that was a good show

    • @frensypitzalis1612
      @frensypitzalis1612 4 роки тому +2

      I saw s video weeks sgo that blonde chick tslking about how they do makeup in jail

  • @444hannah
    @444hannah 4 роки тому +43

    Usually when other asmrtist make really weird role plays they don’t turn out that good and they’re kinda cringe but Dean makes them work and he’s amazing at them🤩😌💅🏻

  • @multifandomnerd884
    @multifandomnerd884 4 роки тому +254

    Dean:"I snuck in ur perfect foundation color"
    Me:* White as a ghost * Sure👁👄👁

  • @wonhoe1926
    @wonhoe1926 4 роки тому +1061

    Sis is rly going thru all the trouble to make me look snatched in prison. I stan

    • @brisahernandez5153
      @brisahernandez5153 4 роки тому +5

      - Park Mochi armyyy but yea snatched 💅🏼

    • @mintii0308
      @mintii0308 4 роки тому +3

      Hell yeah

    • @rnrcustoms2599
      @rnrcustoms2599 4 роки тому +3

      Couldn't understand a single word of that mate

    • @sugakookieandtea7069
      @sugakookieandtea7069 4 роки тому

      - Park Mochi ya Amy's Gaya be snatched even in prison ( lol im a army to )

    • @rosegraham5780
      @rosegraham5780 Рік тому

      I ruined ur 911 number of likesss lolll

  • @sophieogrady6567
    @sophieogrady6567 4 роки тому +1364

    He has 100% gained his knowledge from orange is the new black

    • @zeroln7143
      @zeroln7143 4 роки тому +37

      Ok I lowkey read this when he made the orange is the new black refrence I'm *shook* 😧

    • @annabellaramos5653
      @annabellaramos5653 4 роки тому +16

      so im sitting there barbecue sauce on my titties

    • @immaperson-zc8rm
      @immaperson-zc8rm 4 роки тому +6

      Annabella Ramos I like your profile picture.

    • @annabellaramos5653
      @annabellaramos5653 4 роки тому +3

      @@immaperson-zc8rm thank you for noticing

    • @enya03
      @enya03 4 роки тому +1

      Sophie O Grady omg yeh I love that show I’m watching it at the moment

  • @vivienneravenwood4744
    @vivienneravenwood4744 4 роки тому +38

    Everyone in the comments is talking about: how Dean is a mix between James Charles and Shawn Mendes, the hair on the deodorant (then him putting it on your face IMMEDIATELY after lmao), and the potato beauty blender. Meanwhile, I'm just curious about where he got bedazzled handcuffs...

    • @judehamilton4089
      @judehamilton4089 3 роки тому +5

      I was like “Why does he have handcuffs in the first place, especially if they’re bedazzled...” then I bursted out laughing 😌💅🏼😂😂😂

    • @jojomota175
      @jojomota175 3 роки тому +4

      Personally I find that bedazzled handcuffs are great for when you wanna give ur favorite hostage in your attic the small privilege of looking on fleek while being tortured💅

  • @inky1622
    @inky1622 4 роки тому +76

    “you look really really pale rn are you sick?” me: *looks at the melanin in my skin* “we’ll just roll with it”😂😂😂

    • @ashheh493
      @ashheh493 3 роки тому +2

      (I am pale as a ghost 🙄😳) but I thought that’s what would happen to I was like ummmm Chile anyways so-

    • @irishyseni9048
      @irishyseni9048 3 роки тому

      Huh what is that 🤔

    • @celestiallemon1555
      @celestiallemon1555 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao, sometimes these role plays get me laughing.
      “How are you feeling? *tatapapapaptpptptpatpaptpaptaptps*
      Me: “Pretty shitty actually, I’ve bee-“
      “Goooooooood”

    • @bella464
      @bella464 3 роки тому +7

      @@irishyseni9048 Melanin? It’s the darker pigment of skin. So she/he/they are saying that their skin is pretty dark so it would be kind of weird for them to have very pale skin. Hence the joke.

  • @shiza-chan
    @shiza-chan 4 роки тому +1248

    "they didnt find it when i got pat down"
    uh-
    "it was in a really secretive spot so"
    dean please no-

    • @greenpotatot
      @greenpotatot 4 роки тому +28

      No wonder its so flat:)

    • @kayleighsheehan2464
      @kayleighsheehan2464 4 роки тому +35

      In his ASS?
      YES I WENT AND STRAIGHT UP SAID IT XD
      No judge me ._ .

    • @Kiwi.katra098
      @Kiwi.katra098 4 роки тому +15

      kayleigh sheehanケイリー・シーハン they check up asses tho

    • @Kiwi.katra098
      @Kiwi.katra098 4 роки тому +24

      silevvar • yea they make you squat then push on the rectum to make anything stuffed up there involuntarily slide out

    • @shiza-chan
      @shiza-chan 4 роки тому +17

      @@Kiwi.katra098 yo thats pretty interesting ngl

  • @miacreasey882
    @miacreasey882 4 роки тому +3846

    He literally looks like James Charles but with Joey Graceffa’s personality

  • @ashgreenier7860
    @ashgreenier7860 4 роки тому +64

    Dean: heres your foundation shade!
    Also dean a dew minutes later: no one will even tell there’s foundation on it because it’s like the color of a potato! (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

  • @miasunshine0325
    @miasunshine0325 4 роки тому +14

    Why is nobody talking abt the fact that he said “I’m so glad I heard your message from the toilet”😂😂

  • @ItalicKiwi
    @ItalicKiwi 4 роки тому +1396

    Date: *kisses ur check*
    Also date: "is that cocoa powder?"

  • @nobody.loves.u8392
    @nobody.loves.u8392 4 роки тому +4426

    He looks like Shawn Mendes but he sounds like James Charles..
    *He is the Jesus baby*

  • @kaomooji
    @kaomooji 4 роки тому +35

    “Is kinda old, hopefully it isn’t mouldy.
    .......oh..

  • @theone4disc987
    @theone4disc987 2 роки тому +6

    Everyone, meet Dean ASMR. The man who can do your makeup anywhere as anyone.

  • @zxcdg123
    @zxcdg123 4 роки тому +2366

    Next video: "ASMR- Doing Your Makeup in Heaven" 😂

    • @diegocaetano2710
      @diegocaetano2710 4 роки тому +75

      and the next one will be: "ASMR - Doing your makeup in the hell with Billie Eilish" lol

    • @Bestosterone
      @Bestosterone 4 роки тому +21

      Well obviously im gonna be in hell, so can you do my makeup in hell? :I

    • @Strawbunberri
      @Strawbunberri 4 роки тому +8

      Depends on what we did to get in jail tho...so maybe hell oof

    • @bajskorv8189
      @bajskorv8189 4 роки тому +4

      Oh you spelled hell wrong cuz I ain’t going to heaven sis ahahhaahhaaha

    • @Shadow98037
      @Shadow98037 4 роки тому

      @@Bestosterone same

  • @zeinamasoud7467
    @zeinamasoud7467 4 роки тому +1181

    When you scroll through the comments and be like:
    "Oh damn I wish I said that"

    • @pisspants1707
      @pisspants1707 4 роки тому +31

      Oh damn I wish I said that

    • @Otaku-nq3mj
      @Otaku-nq3mj 4 роки тому +3

      @@pisspants1707 lol😂

    • @nora3808
      @nora3808 4 роки тому +3

      True! ;-;

    • @nora3808
      @nora3808 4 роки тому +7

      @@pisspants1707 oh damn i wish i said THAT!

    • @scaretwlf1428
      @scaretwlf1428 4 роки тому +3

      Damn I wish a said dat 😂 literally though I do 😂

  • @futurevet2022
    @futurevet2022 3 роки тому +4

    You’re the only asmr youtuber that I watch beginning to end , usually I skip around but with you I never have to do that. You’re entertaining throughout the whole thing. I LOVE your role plays, very creative❤️

  • @Idk-un9ki
    @Idk-un9ki 4 роки тому +28

    Dean: "And actually found this baked potato"
    My brain: "DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING IRISH NOISES"

  • @zourastudios
    @zourastudios 4 роки тому +732

    People be sneakin in drugs and cocaine into prison and Dean out here like “I snuck ur foundation into prison 🤠”

    • @neag1131
      @neag1131 4 роки тому +19

      *iT wAs In A SeCrEt SpOt*

    • @saian__x
      @saian__x 4 роки тому +13

      It'S eVeN iN mY sHaDe!¡!¡

    • @randoejoe2292
      @randoejoe2292 3 роки тому +2

      Kenma's Kat that’s cursed if you get what I’m saying

    • @saian__x
      @saian__x 3 роки тому +1

      @@randoejoe2292 lmao

    • @nope2745
      @nope2745 3 роки тому +3

      0:00

  • @cuttooth98
    @cuttooth98 4 роки тому +556

    When he came at my face with that deodorant 🙅‍♀️😂

  • @cat_luver16
    @cat_luver16 4 роки тому +55

    God: if to men could reproduce I wonder what Shawn Mendes and James Charles’ kid would look like?
    Dean: you called?

    • @rbp_beast1
      @rbp_beast1 3 роки тому +3

      ✨James Mendes✨

    • @RA-jk4gn
      @RA-jk4gn 3 роки тому +5

      @@rbp_beast1 ✨shaumes mendarles ✨

  • @Liam.S.C_
    @Liam.S.C_ 3 роки тому +6

    "I got your message as soon as i heard it from the toilet"😭

  • @sierrahorsley9836
    @sierrahorsley9836 4 роки тому +449

    “They didn’t find it in the pat down, it was in a really secretive spot”
    👀

    • @natalied9743
      @natalied9743 4 роки тому +8

      Sierra Horsley I wonder what that spot was............ AnD i OoP 😐

    • @isabellarose4285
      @isabellarose4285 4 роки тому +4

      Sierra Horsley oh god no

    • @Sincerely_Ivyy
      @Sincerely_Ivyy 4 роки тому +13

      Sierra Horsley That , ma’am, is what my family calls a prison wallet. (Your ass)

    • @DESP4IRGHOST
      @DESP4IRGHOST 4 роки тому +6

      You guys are dumb he obviously put it in his hair 🙄

    • @friendlyfriend2769
      @friendlyfriend2769 4 роки тому +2

      Natxliie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flyaway5803
    @flyaway5803 4 роки тому +829

    Next: falling in love with the prison guard
    After: Getting married in prison
    After: Getting divorced and getting 20 more years

    • @Juicy22406
      @Juicy22406 4 роки тому +14

      Omgg yes , then : doing your makeup and gossip before you die 👍🏻💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sword4440
      @sword4440 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HoneyBee-ff2ci
      @HoneyBee-ff2ci 4 роки тому +3

      *seducing the prison guard

    • @heyitsmeshar7610
      @heyitsmeshar7610 4 роки тому

      Im fu**ing dying because of this comment!!! XD

    • @flyaway5803
      @flyaway5803 4 роки тому

      @Hanna-Maria Leetmaa never saw oitnb

  • @jupipoopy
    @jupipoopy 4 роки тому +10

    Me at 10:00pm: just one more and I’ll go to sleep.
    Also me at 3:00am: *Getting my makeup done by a convict *

  • @lindathetford3776
    @lindathetford3776 4 роки тому

    I love how you speak your voice is honestly so soothing and I find the tongue noises so calming everytime

  • @sweetlikegrande917
    @sweetlikegrande917 4 роки тому +284

    "Hopefully we get bailed out by a sugar daddy" 🤣

  • @ummchileeeanywayso8827
    @ummchileeeanywayso8827 4 роки тому +1079

    Him:"u look really really pale right now"
    Me: *a black person watching*

    • @body6673
      @body6673 4 роки тому +15

      14:20
      :D

    • @mynamejeff3762
      @mynamejeff3762 4 роки тому +62

      Black people can still look pale haha

    • @body6673
      @body6673 4 роки тому +11

      @@mynamejeff3762 nice pfp my dude

    • @mynamejeff3762
      @mynamejeff3762 4 роки тому +7

      ​@@body6673 Thank you😀. Shane Dawson is legendary 👌

    • @body6673
      @body6673 4 роки тому +2

      @@mynamejeff3762 hewwo

  • @gamingwithmagic8890
    @gamingwithmagic8890 4 роки тому +41

    Imagine how. Weird it is for him he’s putting makeup on nothing😂

  • @zzgh0uls71
    @zzgh0uls71 3 роки тому +7

    “i know you got 47 years, i only got 36”
    howd i get 47 years living in a family that is very pure and kind

  • @friskjustfrisk
    @friskjustfrisk 4 роки тому +830

    “There’s a hair on it”
    **begins to move it toward me**
    *yOU BETTER NOt-*

    • @alya-py3xx
      @alya-py3xx 4 роки тому +5

      Frisk, Just Frisk he took it off h tho lol

    • @knowbodyneedstoknow6333
      @knowbodyneedstoknow6333 4 роки тому +21

      Me: BiSh kEeP tHaT aWaY fRoM me!!!🦠

    • @isabellarose4285
      @isabellarose4285 4 роки тому +6

      Frisk, Just Frisk ahaha hello pimples

    • @miomorii5835
      @miomorii5835 4 роки тому +3

      I read theres a hair on it and dean said it while I was reading it

    • @rudeboy5538
      @rudeboy5538 4 роки тому +3

      Murderer who used it: thank you I designed it!

  • @limeadejuice6233
    @limeadejuice6233 4 роки тому +649

    "I know you have 47 years in here I only have 36"
    What the hell did we do?

  • @sasha--simp5697
    @sasha--simp5697 3 роки тому +5

    'we love a good deodorant as a primer'
    words from god

  • @minak2207
    @minak2207 3 роки тому +2

    Literally I don't even like asmr but hi videos highlight my nights they have me rolling with the titles 😂

  • @laura_rovetti
    @laura_rovetti 4 роки тому +340

    Love how this is a whole damn storyline at this point lol

  • @chaimataktak9460
    @chaimataktak9460 4 роки тому +626

    Can we have a prison gossip roleplay that would be amazing

    • @BelieverJustin
      @BelieverJustin 4 роки тому +2

      alara loulou and with other asmrtists😂

    • @user-zh6wx3zy1e
      @user-zh6wx3zy1e 4 роки тому +1

      alara loulou that would be perfect

    • @JH-ur7zb
      @JH-ur7zb 4 роки тому +1

      oh my god YES

  • @santaperson8567
    @santaperson8567 4 роки тому +11

    Dean: I have been in prison for three days
    Me: reminds me of hel- I mean school

  • @totallyrelevant5451
    @totallyrelevant5451 4 роки тому +114

    Him: how’d you even get-?
    Me: well it starts with a toe and a rotten potato...-
    Him: you know what actually I don’t even wanna know how you got this key
    Me:....
    Also me: ;-; but.. my potato.... ;c
    Edit: thanks for 120 likes!

  • @mysteriousmushrooms5228
    @mysteriousmushrooms5228 4 роки тому +511

    Why does he have stylish handcuffs just laying around? 😳😂

  • @willashei
    @willashei 4 роки тому +876

    “Cause it’s literally like the same color as a patato”
    Me: *are you calling me a potato?*

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 3 роки тому +6

    Hearing you say "seraski crystals" is damn near the most satisfying thing I've ever heard.
    So I made a timestamp for it 0:08

  • @Mynameisjewls
    @Mynameisjewls 4 роки тому +6

    ASMR during quarantine, yes.

  • @idontknowbutitsok9739
    @idontknowbutitsok9739 4 роки тому +1832

    Him: where are you guys going?
    My head: the courtyard
    Him: *the courtyard?*
    Me: *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @retro.charry
    @retro.charry 4 роки тому +917

    me: **already falling asleep**
    trevor: “...as soon as I heard from the toilet...”
    me: anD IM AWAKE AND DYING OF LAUGHTER

  • @acidxbvby8234
    @acidxbvby8234 3 роки тому +5

    OH MA GOD MY MUM JUST WALKED IN ON ME WATCHING THIS!! SHE STOOD THERE FOR A MINUTE THEN WALKED AWAY SLOWLY😂🤣🤣

  • @lyfe_basics1018
    @lyfe_basics1018 3 роки тому +1

    Idk how to explain.. but like the makeshift items in this asmr made it all the more tingly, especially the trust of them working

  • @bananabear5441
    @bananabear5441 4 роки тому +754

    Nobody’s talking about how we have 47 years wtf we do??

    • @jiroukyouka7473
      @jiroukyouka7473 4 роки тому +47

      Alle Sings We stole candy from a kid

    • @madison8710
      @madison8710 4 роки тому +65

      Bish I killed 3 people with my sociopathic boyfriend

    • @user-px2ff2iq4e
      @user-px2ff2iq4e 4 роки тому +23

      King George Frederick III You'd get more than 47 years for that... I would know.

    • @madison8710
      @madison8710 4 роки тому +39

      Ok 1. Wtf
      2. I cant tell if that's a joke or not LOL
      3. It's a reference to a movie and a musical

    • @user-px2ff2iq4e
      @user-px2ff2iq4e 4 роки тому +4

      King George Frederick III
      😉

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 4 роки тому +1163

    No one:
    Instagram Beauty gurus: “I’m gonna use this potato as a beauty blender”

    • @heisenberg6114
      @heisenberg6114 4 роки тому +5

      Kairo Schmitz wow bro that was so creative I mean how did you get the inspiration for that well crafted joke bro 🖕😐🖕

    • @rodtv6932
      @rodtv6932 4 роки тому +5

      I’m dontai’s Hairline you fucked up😂

    • @chloejec6318
      @chloejec6318 4 роки тому +7

      @@heisenberg6114 let them do what they please

    • @amandastarfan
      @amandastarfan 4 роки тому +11

      No one:
      Not a soul:
      I’m dontai’s Hairline: wOw sO uNoriGinAl

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому +3

      I’m dontai’s Hairline I saw every other comment, I was bored so I typed it

  • @barevanillaperfume8326
    @barevanillaperfume8326 4 роки тому +110

    Nobody...
    Not a single soul...
    James Charles if he went to prison...

  • @moalindahl5690
    @moalindahl5690 3 роки тому +1

    just found your chanel! i love this, i´ve never found a asmr youtuber that i acually relax to!

  • @brennaaudrey7381
    @brennaaudrey7381 4 роки тому +250

    "hopefully there's not a rat in here"
    *proceeds to stick face in can*

  • @snuggletwin4806
    @snuggletwin4806 4 роки тому +3125

    What we look like according to asmrsts :
    👁 👄
    👂🏼
    👃🏼 👌🏼

    • @Potentiallyaloser
      @Potentiallyaloser 4 роки тому +114

      Nah that's just how everyone look in my state ALABAMA

    • @IHeartYuga
      @IHeartYuga 4 роки тому +35

      @@Potentiallyaloser Do people date their cousins there?

    • @bladebunny694
      @bladebunny694 4 роки тому +32

      @@IHeartYuga yes they do

    • @IHeartYuga
      @IHeartYuga 4 роки тому +25

      @@bladebunny694 oh god

    • @meme-sw4bm
      @meme-sw4bm 4 роки тому +8

      lol

  • @lvelysxnflowrrs2490
    @lvelysxnflowrrs2490 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE DEAN PLEASE HIS HUMOR IM WHEEZING 😭🖐🏼

  • @decrenau8211
    @decrenau8211 4 роки тому

    These are honestly so fun to watch- im not even planning to sleep but oh well

  • @morganratliff4818
    @morganratliff4818 4 роки тому +1003

    i’m sorry i forgot my crystals- i’ll remember them next time

  • @user-of8yk3vu8j
    @user-of8yk3vu8j 4 роки тому +614

    “We love a good deodorant primer” had me quaking 😂

  • @brookerolo664
    @brookerolo664 4 роки тому +1

    YAS queen 👑 I was scrolling through my phone looking for an ASMR video and this popped up 😁 I’m glad I clicked it

  • @pinklemons1722
    @pinklemons1722 4 роки тому

    Why did this actually give me crazy tingles

  • @Jjj_kay
    @Jjj_kay 4 роки тому +395

    “Hopefully we get bailed out by a sugar daddy” I-😂😂

  • @jillw7199
    @jillw7199 4 роки тому +1562

    People in 1950: in 2019, they’ll have flying cars! 2019: I’m going to blend your foundation with this potato
    Edit: I showed my brother how many likes I had and he said yeah compare that to my 10k!!!!!😂😭

  • @verycreativeuser
    @verycreativeuser 4 роки тому +1

    Why do you have to be the most creative asmr acc that has ever existed

  • @miss_congeniality.
    @miss_congeniality. 2 роки тому

    Very unique and creative. I've never seen anything like this before. I'm glad I'm learning new things everyday. My favourite part is when he starts using the potato as blender. 😂

  • @monteriagriffin5719
    @monteriagriffin5719 4 роки тому +517

    Him:“Your foundation shade”
    *Looks at my arm*
    Me: um sure

  • @rubyy3845
    @rubyy3845 4 роки тому +1206

    Dean: Let’s start with primer
    Me: ok
    (Pulls out old spice)
    ....

    • @lync6427
      @lync6427 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ALEX-rb4rl
      @ALEX-rb4rl 4 роки тому +5

      p p p p p p primer

    • @Cryuigg
      @Cryuigg 4 роки тому +9

      Old spice? You mean
      Spicy primer substitute

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 4 роки тому +4

      OLD SPICE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE POOOOWEEEERRRR!!

    • @amoravd8050
      @amoravd8050 4 роки тому +1

      What if I tried this.....

  • @avajean8419
    @avajean8419 3 роки тому +6

    “oh ur going on a date? where? OMG TO THE COURTYARD”
    ahh yes a date in the courtyard
    Fun times ammi right?

  • @bdatch
    @bdatch 4 роки тому

    I so got tingles and it’s so hard for me to get tingles ty for the tingles mAn!