Nah bro forgot the classic, Play the trumpets outside his Christian mothers house, break in, steal her wine and bread, and tell her "You are not chosen" and run away
Obviously, it's E. "You leak their IP address, search their real address, spread the information to social media, find their house, live inside their basement, wait for the midnight, leave their basement, go to their bedroom, and finally give them a big surprise"
So, hear me out, start with D, become him, nobody will suspect a thing, then you do B, and C, and change back to your life by the time he returns, just to find out that his life has been ruined.
Nah just expose him to scp 427 for around an hour (for those who dont know, exposure to scp 427 for a minute or two will heal scars and injuries, 5-10 mins will start optimizing body systems, 15 mins will start optimizing muscle systems and an hour will turn the subject into some eldritch horror)
D is a good option in the long run, but I personally like to switch between all of these each time. But overall I’d say the C and B combo is the best, quickest option here. If you can’t do it then I’d say perhaps use the secret option E and become his step dad, then proceed to make a whole new family tree for him.
If I had a nickel for every time a person downloaded hacks, went over to me and tried to get my attention. I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
First you do A to get him into a false sense of security then you do B to force him to be out of game for a bit then you do D and have his life for a bit then finally you do C after you free him and ruin his life.
First you do B to get all of his information then do D and right before he trys to take back his identity do C then switch back to your life then message his phone number GGs
I actually met a hacker in slap battles the other day. Blud thought he was the main antagonist lol First i tried using alchemist, it worked once but then he activated slap aura and range. So i had to experiment and we eventually got him in a trap (picture for reference) 🖥️--🤓-🖥️ (Ovens) But it failed eventually because someone stopped He said at one point “Ima stop and just die to the megarock” “Oh wait” “I’m immune” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH” (I cannot make this up) And then he left and the server returned to normal
in D, you didnt say "and finally, gaslight him to thinking he is gonna win money by answering questions right as the assassin creeps up behind him... "
Nah you forgot to enlist him into the army under his name 💀
This ones a classic
Do people actually do stuff like this?
@@awesomest_dude obviously
@@awesomest_dudeyou’re next
Absolute classic
E. Send a little "surprise" to his mailbox as a little prank (It's an atomic bomb)
I mean, it could also be a pipe bomb.
Just a little present uWu
Yea this 100 precent If its an option
Great present
would do
He has definitely done option D before
Seems like he's doing D right now.
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You forgot to put him on every watchlist known to man
C B D A, "yo so i took your entire enlife in your place, gg's lol"
Gg=good game
Gg=get good
That is exactly what I thought
Order B C D A is best
E: leak his ip address and his social security number. Me: E, B, & C
It truly is b and then c
right, sprinkle in D sometimes too
No no no it's b, then c then d then a
All of them
It's A, so he doesn't suspect a thing, and then D, so you don't end up with the crimes and malware under your new identity.
:)I totally haven’t done D(:
1. B. Install malware
2. C. Commit tax fraud
3. D. Steal life
4. A. Say ggs
Leave him devastated
PLEASE GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK IM SORRY I EVER HACKED I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN
NAAHHH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WILL THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT
What have I witnessed
I HAVE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND- oh god what is roblox furry po-
The profile picture
@@ahah_you_cant_know_my_irl_name XDDDD
Me: Gotta be E. Clip it and report it to the Mods.
Under the gamer code of conduct, you shall never say ggs
FREEDOM?!
TRUE AND BRO HAS OIL
I don’t say ggs, I’ll just say good game or gg
Unless the "gg" means "get good"
Unless it’s to lure him into a false sense of security
I think D takes the cake, It’s really easy and really fun!
(Don’t ask why I know that)
Definitely B, that mofo paying for his crimes especially for not JUST hacking but also TARGETTING? Yeah thats worth to infect his computer
If one is cheating most likely they already have malware
Nah bro forgot the classic, Play the trumpets outside his Christian mothers house, break in, steal her wine and bread, and tell her "You are not chosen" and run away
All off the above is the only option
nah all besides A
@@AmogusDingle That’s true
@@AmogusDingle nah you need a too because then he thinks that you think it's over and then you trick him
@@AmogusDingle Nah D and then say gg's
B, C, D, and then follow up with a sarcastic A.. 😐😑😐
Imma say D. I did it once and I’ll do it again if I have to
Guys. A is the morally correct choice here. You don’t want to spiral down this horrible rabbit hole, do you?
The only morally correct choice is to enlist him into the army without his consent
B and C follow it by A after he cries
Turn into Duolingo when u missed a Spanish class💀
Option e :Join forces and become monky
Obviously, it's E. "You leak their IP address, search their real address, spread the information to social media, find their house, live inside their basement, wait for the midnight, leave their basement, go to their bedroom, and finally give them a big surprise"
So, hear me out, start with D, become him, nobody will suspect a thing, then you do B, and C, and change back to your life by the time he returns, just to find out that his life has been ruined.
Option E: get a riot shield, spinbot aint got shit on me now
D then disappear and do C then B then continue your old life😂
He forgot about sending him to tampa Florida😂🤣🤣
Every spy main:D D D D
ask him if hes ready to fight for his country and do a funny lil thing
Nah just expose him to scp 427 for around an hour (for those who dont know, exposure to scp 427 for a minute or two will heal scars and injuries,
5-10 mins will start optimizing body systems, 15 mins will start optimizing muscle systems and an hour will turn the subject into some eldritch horror)
Bob has committed various war crimes.
extra option: ruin his whole life and then say "you mad bro?"
Option f. Enlist him into every army, navy, marines, airforce, special forces unit under his name.
All of the above in that exact order
D is a good option in the long run, but I personally like to switch between all of these each time. But overall I’d say the C and B combo is the best, quickest option here. If you can’t do it then I’d say perhaps use the secret option E and become his step dad, then proceed to make a whole new family tree for him.
“Kittynap him”😂
First A. You get all his info, then we‘ll do C and then with D we‘ll do C
I think I would go with
E. All of the above
When gaming I always say GG, maybe in-between ni and er some times if I meet a hacker😅
If I say D, he will beg to stop killing him. Well, I choose E the ultimate price
1) malware
2)shapeshift
3)tax fraud
4)you go to the Place you placed him( After kidnapping) and Say GG
To be fair, he said he would never be because saying GG or he would spit on his self, but he never spit on his self😂
Host: what will you choose?
Me who got that annoying hacker that stalks me: I will choose E💀
I pick E: "*If you can't beat 'em, join 'em*"
Ngl, D looking fine today
Me: E, Befreind him, now he can do anything for you!
E: destroy everything he loves
E: leak his personal information on the dark web
U gotta say ggs, it always makes people feel bad
He cook he's never seen day of light again
If I had a nickel for every time a person downloaded hacks, went over to me and tried to get my attention.
I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I choose A
It raises chances of hacker targeting you feel bad
He forgot e leek his entire discord history
Personally i like to summon a wendigo to ruins his day or just do it my self
A then he would just feel bad and if he doesn't B
Forgot to sell his soul to the cartel
I think you should've told the FBI he committed horrible crimes and send them to his house
It’s E. Send him to a surreal universe like ours with a slight difference that makes him feel uncanny every time. And then say ggs
Correct, but after you definitely need D. He deserves a quick 2 mil, for getting 2 thirds right
Bro my canadian brain would just say gg thats it no toxicity at all
I think D is the most reasonable option
Option E is just a where you report the hacker right after.
Cant believe that im being the hacker in person for the 2nd time
C, then B, then once he's been arrested, D, but without the kidnapping
I do c then b then d and after that say "ggs"
Eyy Is The D One a JOJO REFERENCE??
I would do D, but I would buy like billions in items and right before the end of the month I set him free
First you do A to get him into a false sense of security then you do B to force him to be out of game for a bit then you do D and have his life for a bit then finally you do C after you free him and ruin his life.
Nah say ggs in such a way that he regrets it
One of them defently D, but someone forget to inklude get him on a game show to get to known him better and to ensure to get money afterwards
E : force him to eat a ladder
How tf did you summon me
No no, you shouldve held a salmon suspiciously in great Britain
B, C, D then do A right after you've demolished their life.
Nah I'd need to pick D. Yea i think that's ok D is a ok for me..
You forgot to enlist him in the navy seals 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
The contestant hacked against him
First, D. After, B and C together.
Bro got a degree from the university of yapping on D
A is the most pailfull thing to choose.
GG The Cod map outside
Military shooting training but hes the the one thats getting shot
The only reason I’m not picking d is I don’t want the physique or look of a warzone hacker
Definitely D. 😂
Bro probably replaced the actual commentator
First you do B to get all of his information then do D and right before he trys to take back his identity do C then switch back to your life then message his phone number GGs
A. If I was me I would lock in.
E: enlist him into the u.s military
I am always doing tax fraud joke
B, C, then A sarcastically
I dig em 6feet under than say "gg still got a higher kd than u by 1.0"
I actually met a hacker in slap battles the other day. Blud thought he was the main antagonist lol
First i tried using alchemist, it worked once but then he activated slap aura and range.
So i had to experiment and we eventually got him in a trap (picture for reference)
🖥️--🤓-🖥️
(Ovens)
But it failed eventually because someone stopped
He said at one point
“Ima stop and just die to the megarock”
“Oh wait”
“I’m immune”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
(I cannot make this up)
And then he left and the server returned to normal
in D, you didnt say "and finally, gaslight him to thinking he is gonna win money by answering questions right as the assassin creeps up behind him... "
my favorite one is sending a swat team
I say gg to confuse people lol
Nah im goin A. Trying to fix my anger issues bruh
A: make him fell bad if he don't fell bad B and C
"option D:do a kira yoshikage"
E:all of the above💀💀
I'd do the Minecraft door tnt minecart trap
I think he would like a little gift.(It’s a pipe bomb)