Poof is one of the few people that does the wrong thing, fails, and then continues to do the wrong thing with absolutely no adjustments multiple more times
Poof - "Im sure half of my fanbase has a crush on the devil girl" Also Poof - "I wish I was that little devil guy so I could hang out with her all day"
Sometimes, watching Poof play is like some of those mobile ads, when the player does something so obviously wrong, with which they try to make you download the game
@@P_araps im just thinking about the minigames where he has no clue what to do like ,,find the star" and his photo is on the corner and he's like ,,HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOOOOW"😂
Insane how he already forgot that the stances aren't linked to the movements you gotta do but just to the grip/starting position He always finds new ways to be dumb, it's quite remarkable
@@ChaoticMushyaccording to the european touched manual, she's 15, which she sounds like in english. The japanese version has her sounding like she's around the ages of 7-9 however so its really up in the air
She's almost 20 years old. WarioWare Touched was in 2004, 19 years currently. But canonicaly in the games she is stuck forever young / not allowed to grow up like The Simpsons
I beat the game today, and I absolutely love how it’s heavily inspired by Smooth Moves. It was a step in the right direction imo because everyone loved Smooth Moves. And it even used the right Joy-Con’s bottom sensor which is cool because not many Switch games use it. And at 0:57, there is a Rhythm Heaven Easter Egg which makes me sad because there isn’t a Rhythm Heaven game on the Switch.
@@cailieisidro5758 i think the biggest issue stems from the games art style, the voice and demeanor are definitely attractive, but the proportions can be very confusing ☠
I think he mainly focused on her voice and an hairstyle, he probably didn't even notice how tall she was considering his context clues finding skills 💀
@@NyehNyeh12 she is a cartoon character and her designer needed to display how she was younger than the other characters so they made her really short, if they wanted her to just be a short adult they would’ve explicitly said how she was just a short adult
8:18 the joy-con knows where it is from knowing where it isnt, it deducts that since it knows where it is from where it isnt that it knows where it is, it can know where it is from where it isnt
Pretty sure Ashely isn't over 18. Also I think the choo choo one is the actually pretending yo be a train but just the position you be in not do the motion of the train.
The fact that just like in Smooth Moves, the first level features Wario running from something. Also to answer Poof's question about the joy-cons detecting motion: they have a motion sensor or some shit inside it that allows these motion controlled games to work.
@@NIDAK52I don't think having the mind-set that "It's not as good as Martinet" is a good idea, because it's not Martinet. He's not coming back, and if you keep comparing everything to him, well, of course you're never going to enjoy it. IMO, Afghani did a great job, considering it's his first ever time voicing Wario
fun fact: the second-chance stance's OP-ness goes way beyond being just a second chance, i saw a yt video of someone else playing so bad they got to do the "sacred pose" over and over again in the same stage, so you can repeat it for as long as you'd like as long as you succeed, it gives WAY more than "just one more try" (i don't know if this applies to endless mode btw, but it absolutely does the first playthrough) edit: yep, it doesn't.
I know that Get it Together let's you revive by paying ingame currency when you first play a level. But on endless mode, you can't get continues. I'm guessing it's the same deal here: Sacred pose only until you beat it for the first time.
Im sorry, but as a person who never seen this kind of games before... It....feels like a fever dream, the fast and sudden change in art style, the "sacred pose", why is wario there?, big cheese???, what is that human model
Also btw second chance pose is only a thing on the first playthrough of a level, afterwards the level becomes endless and gets harder over time. Second chance pose is basically a way for worse players to get through story.
Well 8 year olds and 30 year olds are literally drawn the same in a lot of anime so i don't blame people for having no idea. Especially chibi and other overly cutesy or sometimes sexual art styles can make their age appear very off
Ashley's stage name is a pun on "caveat emptor". This is the idea that when buying goods, you as the buyer are responsible for checking the quality of the goods before you make the final purchase.
so the information they give you about how to hold the joycons is to give you the starting position.. you have to look at the puzzle and figure out what direction to move/what action to do. if you are in the middle and with water on one side and fire on the other, why would the game want you to pretend to be a train?
Poof, I really wish not to say this. But WarioWare Smooth Moves wasn’t finished after Tiny Wario’s stage is beat. After that stage is Orbulon and Dr. Crygor, whose mini games involve using the Nunchuck (or the “Balance Stone” as the game refers to it as).
I hope he uses his Joycons as hammers to make more holes in his wall in the next episode of this. I miss the destruction and the rage as stuff get smashed to pieces.
15:05 I think this microgame looks like it's came out from Snow White Fairy Tale. (The Witch gave the Apple to the Princess along with 7 small creatures definitely screams like Snow White and the Seven Drawfs.)
it took me only a few seconds to realize the sets ups they have are just the positions where you start, what ever the message says on screen that's what you do, it's how the game always worked, like for example cling, just cling a glass like you would during a toast it's all in the timing tho
I'm so glad they made this game because the last WarioWare for switch I was SO excited for and it was nothing like smooth moves :( it wasn't terrible but it didn't have funny minigames like this
do not actually put stockings on your head
OK
too late :(
Ok
Okay
srockings on your head
19:48 classic poof moment.
"HOW DID I KNOW WHO THE STAR WAS?"
*giant picture in the top right saying who the star is*
Seriously, it's like he's blind, or just completely stupid
it's a well-known fact that Poof has an IQ of 9000, second only to Beetlejuice Green
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
20:11 He can’t tell outside the window is a beach
this literally had my dying omg
Poof is one of the few people that does the wrong thing, fails, and then continues to do the wrong thing with absolutely no adjustments multiple more times
I do that too, but mostly in other games
The definition of insanity
It makes good content
You ever watch WoolieVs? He does the same thing as Poof but less fun lol
And then poofessor breaks his wii
Poof - "Im sure half of my fanbase has a crush on the devil girl"
Also Poof - "I wish I was that little devil guy so I could hang out with her all day"
That made me laugh
Someone tell him. Hurry
Uh oh she's 15.
@@nathantreadwell5083 he just wants to hang out, officer, I swear
@@RagvardGrimclaw He didn't know her age so he's off the hook.
Poofs inability to figure out context clues and common sense is wild
He also tries to play the game lazily and obviously you shouldn’t. Makes it harder on himself and he gets upset he can’t do it.
@@njmcfreakits content bro. if it makes you comment, he’s doing it successfuly
@@njmcfreakHe didn't have any of those joycon attachments,so yeah he couldn't do a few of the micro games
So true omg lol
@@edennuanot the point op was making lol
Sometimes, watching Poof play is like some of those mobile ads, when the player does something so obviously wrong, with which they try to make you download the game
This is exactly what I was thinking, thank you.
i seriously hope he's throwing. because otheriwse ... yeesh
"Ashley is a fifteen-year-old witch who lives in a haunted mansion in Diamond City."
👀
Guess I'm now Pdiddy II
I don't remember that part of fallout 4
@@unoriginalperson72XD
why is she doin all tha
Poof is the only one who can make easy games look hard af😂
Yeah😂
to be fair warioware games can be tricky when first starting off, especially with how the gameplay's formatted
@@P_araps im just thinking about the minigames where he has no clue what to do like ,,find the star" and his photo is on the corner and he's like ,,HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOOOOW"😂
@@P_arapsespecially with the bomb timer and leaves you freaking out like “HOW TF DO I DO THIS GAME” and it’s going so fast and you only have 1 life
@@P_arapsthis is far from his first time playing warioware
Poofesure might just be the worst WarioWare player I've ever seen. It's honestly incredible.
And then the mental gymnastics he performs to explain how it’s not his fault is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
you haven’t seen me on a 3ds emulator. i literally couldn’t do the first set of, i think it was gold(?)
This game reeks of smooth moves energy and I’m so glad
The Japanese name of this game is basically (not a direct translation) "Warioware: Super Smooth Moves."
It’s legit a spiritual successor to Smooth Moves and it knows it.
I love it so much.
probably because its the sequel to it
@@stupid104 well….yeah?
Insane how he already forgot that the stances aren't linked to the movements you gotta do but just to the grip/starting position
He always finds new ways to be dumb, it's quite remarkable
"I'm assuming she's over eighteen by the way."
She's not... 😂
Lmao this is the second time he’s done this with Ashley
According to the wiki, she's 15... Oops
@@YolwoocleI thought she was like 6???
@@ChaoticMushyaccording to the european touched manual, she's 15, which she sounds like in english.
The japanese version has her sounding like she's around the ages of 7-9 however so its really up in the air
She's almost 20 years old. WarioWare Touched was in 2004, 19 years currently. But canonicaly in the games she is stuck forever young / not allowed to grow up like The Simpsons
This is a RARE moment where Poofesure plays a brand new game for once!
poof plays brand new games a decent amount what
And he cant even make it past the tutorial without gameovers
he is playing new horror games and switch games if it has relevance or updates etc
Poof: "I'm assuming she's 18."
Well poof, the FBI gonna be watching you alot harder now 😂
Poof could be given the most obvious prompt and would still fiddle fuck his way into losing a life.
19:51 "how do I know who the star was?!"
Gee I wonder...
I beat the game today, and I absolutely love how it’s heavily inspired by Smooth Moves. It was a step in the right direction imo because everyone loved Smooth Moves. And it even used the right Joy-Con’s bottom sensor which is cool because not many Switch games use it. And at 0:57, there is a Rhythm Heaven Easter Egg which makes me sad because there isn’t a Rhythm Heaven game on the Switch.
we need a new rhythm heaven badly
It's a sequel if the Japanese name is anything
@@InanimatePony Wow it is? It makes sense then lol
I love rhythm heaven so much. I’m so disappointed there isn’t a game for the switch 😢
@@InanimatePony after 17 years lmao
Him: “it looked like it was snow”
*sun shining on a beach*
FR 😂😂😂
Poof yelling at this franchise will forever remain the best form of entertainment ever in my book
13:13 I didn't know those weird mobile game advertisements would be in this
21:51 this is the closest thing we'll ever get with kid icarus uprising on the switch
And yet you cannot shoot like in Kid Icarus Uprising where Pit’s weapon has shoot.
poof saying hes assuming Ashley is over 18 is so funny to me😭
I think in Japan, she’s 9 while in the U.S., she’s 15
@@cailieisidro5758she’s stated to be 15 in the American version, the Japanese version doesn’t say any age but she sounds younger
@@smashkid9196 Sounds about right. I also do remember the American aged her up due to her attitude
@@cailieisidro5758 i think the biggest issue stems from the games art style, the voice and demeanor are definitely attractive, but the proportions can be very confusing ☠
i just like to assume in peoples heads she looks like an adult, but im worried some dont 😦
Why would you assume Ashley is over 18 when she’s like 3 feet tall 😭
I think he mainly focused on her voice and an hairstyle, he probably didn't even notice how tall she was considering his context clues finding skills 💀
I mean, short adults exist?
@@eins2001Ashley is 15 and the average ‘short adult’ usually isn’t 3 feet tall
@@monamegistus863815 year olds are also DEFINITELY not 3 feet lol
@@NyehNyeh12 she is a cartoon character and her designer needed to display how she was younger than the other characters so they made her really short, if they wanted her to just be a short adult they would’ve explicitly said how she was just a short adult
I knew poof wasn't too bright but I think this video really highlights just how dense he can get
I'd act as dense as possible too if it meant I'd get paid well for a youtube video
@@333puggles333it’s not an act
8:18 the joy-con knows where it is from knowing where it isnt, it deducts that since it knows where it is from where it isnt that it knows where it is, it can know where it is from where it isnt
21:19 "I need to pay attention" _proceeds to not pay attention_
Everyone's commenting about Ashley being under 18 like this isn't the first time we've had this conversation
Pretty sure Ashely isn't over 18. Also I think the choo choo one is the actually pretending yo be a train but just the position you be in not do the motion of the train.
The fact that just like in Smooth Moves, the first level features Wario running from something. Also to answer Poof's question about the joy-cons detecting motion: they have a motion sensor or some shit inside it that allows these motion controlled games to work.
No way 💀
yep, joycons use gyroscopes to detect movement for motion controls just like the 3ds did
yep, joycons use gyroscopes to detect movement for motion controls just like the 3ds did
1:14 Can we address that Wario's new VA is really good?
I didn't even notice
Yeah. Kevin’s pretty alright.
That WAHAHAHAAAA will never be like Martinet. Wario World is peak Wario VA for sure.
He is really good.
@@NIDAK52I don't think having the mind-set that "It's not as good as Martinet" is a good idea, because it's not Martinet. He's not coming back, and if you keep comparing everything to him, well, of course you're never going to enjoy it. IMO, Afghani did a great job, considering it's his first ever time voicing Wario
4:11 imagine if someone is in this scenario and they said “I’m choo-chooing!”
who’s gonna tell him that ashley is 15 😭😭😭
Half the comment section, roughly
fun fact: the second-chance stance's OP-ness goes way beyond being just a second chance, i saw a yt video of someone else playing so bad they got to do the "sacred pose" over and over again in the same stage, so you can repeat it for as long as you'd like as long as you succeed, it gives WAY more than "just one more try" (i don't know if this applies to endless mode btw, but it absolutely does the first playthrough)
edit: yep, it doesn't.
I know that Get it Together let's you revive by paying ingame currency when you first play a level. But on endless mode, you can't get continues. I'm guessing it's the same deal here: Sacred pose only until you beat it for the first time.
Zhongli and Shido's VA in a Wario game wasnt something i expected today
Now imagine those form guides animated. I'd LOVE to see that
Same. I recognised him immediately
WAIT, WHAT?
16:57 Ashley in wario ware is Fifteen years old so…. Yeah idk what to tell you poofesure
I’m sad that the guy doesn’t say the moves in that calming, monotone voice
I'm relieved the game reminds us not to put stockings on our head.
20:11 beach and waves in the background... yup looks like snow
9:57 “dont actually put stockings on ur head” 😂
9:55
@@Rikegile 9:56
Im sorry, but as a person who never seen this kind of games before...
It....feels like a fever dream, the fast and sudden change in art style, the "sacred pose", why is wario there?, big cheese???, what is that human model
yeah warioware's supposed to be way more absurd than regular mario games
and honestly that's what makes warioware so amazing
that is the point of warioware games they have been around since gameboy advance, wii era then 3ds era
@@garrettfiorito4482 now i feel like a grandma without her pills upon knowing it has been here long
Watching poof figure out how fire works was a treat
Seeing Poofesure failing at the most obvious things makes this even funnier
0:57 THERE IS A RHYTHM HEAVEN REFERENCE ON THE TV, ITS THE SINGING PEOPLE YOU HAD TO BE IN TIME WITH
i hope that means there's gonna be another rhythm heaven game
especially since there have been references for the past 2 new warioware games
no shit
Also btw second chance pose is only a thing on the first playthrough of a level, afterwards the level becomes endless and gets harder over time. Second chance pose is basically a way for worse players to get through story.
there ain’t no way u can see ashley and assume she’s over 18 😭
Well 8 year olds and 30 year olds are literally drawn the same in a lot of anime so i don't blame people for having no idea. Especially chibi and other overly cutesy or sometimes sexual art styles can make their age appear very off
It's hard to distinguish between ages if the game's art styles are all chibi-fied.
P R E C I S L E Y
3:07 I thought it was god from the prince of Egypt about to tell wario to put the staff in his hands 😂
LOL
The tutorial feels bad for Poof so it lets him clear it anyway despite the game overs. What a gamer
Poof can be so slow in the brain sometimes
I’m so glad you’re playing this. The second I played it I remember thinking “god I hope poof plays this” lmao.
13:05
The thud of the Joy-Cons falling onto the floor kills me.
18:35 „i like making you happy“
Shes 15 bruh😭
“Okay! I ain’t sure what kinky shit that was!”
Made me laugh so hard. 😂
Also it’s very clear that Poof has a crush on Ashley-
A Minor 💀
@@escuadronpotato9234 A cartoon girl
@@roflBeckyou like little girls
@@burritobison7700 Ad hominem.
@@Chaunwilkersonuse real words
Ashley is NOT over 18. I know the two sisters are in kindergarten, but I don't know exactly how old Ashley is, but she's not much older.
16:19 yeah they do people love Ashley like me but if you ask me red deserves some love to he is cute
Ashley's stage name is a pun on "caveat emptor". This is the idea that when buying goods, you as the buyer are responsible for checking the quality of the goods before you make the final purchase.
ngl, within the first 2 seconds of the video, the keith silverstein jumpscare actually got me
How the hell did he catch a crush on Ashley, but not on Dr. Crygor
videos like these i remember that context clues is NOT poofesures best friend at all
me when i'm in a not reading the instructions competition and my opponent is poof
so the information they give you about how to hold the joycons is to give you the starting position.. you have to look at the puzzle and figure out what direction to move/what action to do. if you are in the middle and with water on one side and fire on the other, why would the game want you to pretend to be a train?
Poof the "choo choo" is just the stance you're supposed to hold them in, not the actions you're supposed to do.
19:52 My brother in Christ, it literally tells you at the top right of the screen! Lol
something about seeing a grown man tormented by a children's game is hilarious
One of the weirdest flexes I have is that I've always had friends around to enjoy Warioware with
22:13 "WATCH OUT" my brother in christ you are controlling the character
Poof, I really wish not to say this. But WarioWare Smooth Moves wasn’t finished after Tiny Wario’s stage is beat. After that stage is Orbulon and Dr. Crygor, whose mini games involve using the Nunchuck (or the “Balance Stone” as the game refers to it as).
IS THAT THE FUCKING MIRACULOUS LADYBUG VOICE ACTOR
yep
I’ve missed the sheer chaos of poof thing to figure out the games on the fly
Ayo, Zhongli being the voice from above is funny.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!💀😭😭😭😭
@@egoisttxx The VA is a talented guy on the hustle grind. Mad respect.
20:22 "It looked like it was snow"
It was a hot summer day at the beach*
“I bet half of my chat simps for her”
(Immediately simps for Ashley)
I swear Poof you make games for kids look actually hard.
"I'm not doing the sacred pose" when hes literally the target audience 😭
15:27 "gotta be careful" as he proceeds to gyrate aggressively
I'm honestly surprised how Poof can make these easy games hard.
8:11 the right joy con has an infrared camera
im surprised poof didn't remember any of their names from smooth moves XD
"Looks like it was cold wasnt it?"
Meanwhile its a beach outside
Poofesure: Sees a beach
Also Poofesure: "Cold."
all warioware games are wild, that's why they're great LMAO
POOFESURE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 16:14 Ashley is stated to be 15 years old on the English WarioWare: Touched!
I hope he uses his Joycons as hammers to make more holes in his wall in the next episode of this. I miss the destruction and the rage as stuff get smashed to pieces.
poof is the only guy slow enough to not understand a wairo mini game even after losing muti times
ASHLEYS CANON AGE IS 15 POOF 😭💀
Am I the only one who thinks the guy at 3:04 sounds EXACTLY like Zhongli from Genshin Impact??
Its the same voice actor lol
Yup it's Keith Silverstein
GalaxiePerfect I wish your question was written only one mark, you rude!
@@Tompazzi wow! He didn't even try to hide it lmao
@@GalaxiePerfect Well... he kind of always sounds like that
It’s sad that Poof didn’t know that Wario sounded different in this game!
Poof doesn't know left from right so it's not surprising
Bro didn’t realize that you need to do a variety of actions from the starting pose and kept trying to do the microgames with the same motion
Poofesure is easily one of the greatest UA-camrs ever.
honestly i quite like keith silverstein's voice, its very calming, and hearing him say Choo Choo a bunch was pretty fuckin funny to me lmao
people be telling me the ages of fictional characters and expecting me to care
“do not actually put stockings on your head” what the actual hell is that microgame
15:05 I think this microgame looks like it's came out from Snow White Fairy Tale. (The Witch gave the Apple to the Princess along with 7 small creatures definitely screams like Snow White and the Seven Drawfs.)
Well duh it’s a parody of that.
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
It's so weird when you see poofs video, you click it and it has no views, no likes and one comment.
9:56 did anyone else think that looked like a condom 💀
It was
@@prestonandtom9337the text above indicates it is a stocking
@@-12Sided I was joking
@@-12Sided nah, actually I'm not, it's a condom.
it took me only a few seconds to realize the sets ups they have are just the positions where you start, what ever the message says on screen that's what you do, it's how the game always worked, like for example cling, just cling a glass like you would during a toast it's all in the timing tho
Who's gonna tell him Ashley's 15
I had the WarioWare Twisted for my gameboy advanced sp. Lives rent free in my head❤
I'm so glad they made this game because the last WarioWare for switch I was SO excited for and it was nothing like smooth moves :( it wasn't terrible but it didn't have funny minigames like this
The game is not bad, it’s just not our thing. THIS is peak Warioware.
16:17 I can think of many ways to take this scene that would not exactly align with Nintendo's image
Bruh I can’t wait till he gets the Ba-kaw he will absolutely crack up